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Joined 02-13-10, id: 2253964, Profile Updated: 10-02-13
Author has written 13 stories for Criminal Minds, Pretty Little Liars, and Thor.

Follow me on Tumblr to submit prompts! I accept any and all prompts for Spoby (Be warned, I'm a diehard Spobette and WILL trash any Wrongcer). Don't say I didn't warn you. I also accept prompts for Liason/GH, Avengers and their respective movies excluding Hulk cause IDK his backstory, and Hotly/CM.

Beware if you follow me on Tumblr. I'm weird, I rant, and occasionally my posts are alcohol induced as I'm a lightweight. Just so you guys know.

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Betrayal by LadyMoriel reviews
For several eternal seconds after he finds Jane's body, Thor doesn't comprehend what he sees. He is so lost in denial that he barely realizes he has fallen to his knees, and at first he doesn't see the knife still lying next to her head. When he does, it takes him much longer than it should to recognize it as Loki's. Thor 2 speculation, sort of. Rated for violence.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Loki, Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Learning to Live by CherieDear reviews
It takes them a while to get used to each other after he comes to stay on Earth, for her to familiarize herself with his towering form around the apartment and for him to accept her inclination to leave dirty dishes in the sink. (One-shot; SPOILERS for Thor 2!)
Thor - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Trick or Treat by Takada Saiko reviews
Belated Halloween story. Jane isn't sure exactly when weird started to become her new normal, but she think it might have been when she stopped questioning Loki's impromptu visits.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Loki - Complete
JANE FOSTER: USER GUIDE AND UNIT MANUAL by SkywardWriter reviews
This is another manual for one of the many units created by the Skyward Units Company. Please read before removing your unit from its box. Do not shake or disturb the contents of the box to avoid any possible injuries. This is for Thor's beautiful girlfriend, Jane Foster. Enjoy.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Complete
The Midsummer Lover by Rhiannon A. Christy reviews
Or Frigga Meddles: Seeing how much Jane was able to change Thor, Frigga decides that all Loki needs to change is the love of a good woman. Sadly, the best laid plans….Now Loki is wooing, Thor is waxing poetic, Jane is distressed, and Darcy just wants her six credits.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,028 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Salt and Pepper by BooksEqualsLife reviews
A one-shot for SunsetWanderer - It is time for Pepper to meet the rest of the Avengers, and she is feeling a little anxious. Tony/Pepper Loki/Nat (light - I promise!) Thor/Jane
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Clumsy by spencergaystings reviews
Clumsy Spencer can't seem to stay away from the ER. Could it have anything to do with Rosewood Hospital's newest doctor? S/T AU One-shot. Pure fluffy!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
Taking Sides by vardaquareien reviews
Darcy & Jane haggle over superheroes.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Darcy L. - Complete
Stealing Away by charis2770 reviews
An interlude about Clint, Natasha, Thor and Jane, which started out to be a short one-off but is proving ot be a lot longer than I expected. It's probably not going to be a long series, but we'll see. No angst, only fun and smut and what happens when Natasha puts herself in charge of planning a long weekend getaway, and the god of thunder becomes a tourist. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor - Complete
Appropriate Contact by Cora Clavia reviews
Apparently a young uniform cop accidentally touched someone's chest at a crime scene last week. Meeting!fic. For Carto because she's stuck in one today.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Love's Light by Tasha Hill reviews
Sequel to "Heart of Longing". Thor and Jane start enjoying their new life together. They spend every moment together. Things get even better when Erik and Darcy come home. They are surprised, but happy to see that Thor has returned. Will the happiness last?
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Thor, Jane F.] - Complete
Check Your Pockets by TheNorthernBelle reviews
Jane has a habit of leaving random things in her coat pockets. Thor takes advantage of this fact.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
The First Avenger's Christmas by pure-black-wings reviews
Also called A Very Merry Avenger's Christmas. The Avengers celebrate their first Christmas together at Stark Tower! They only plan on celebrating Christmas day, but Tony has other plans, and end up doing the twelve days of Christmas as well. Pairings: Clint/Natasha, Pepper/Tony, Thor/Jane, Loki/Darcy, Bruce/Betty, and in later chapters, Steve/A suprise guest.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Complete
How to Defend Against the Home Invader, Claus by dhauren reviews
Set in my Blame it on the Vodka universe. Santa looks a little different when seen by Asgardian eyes. Loki folded his arms across his chest. "Reindeer cannot fly, Stark. So therefore, the sleigh itself must be enchanted."
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
This Means War by greengirl82 reviews
The team has always been close, right? What happens when someone says something that occurs the wrath of everyone?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Now We're Even by JesterChester reviews
Paige gets an unexpected visitor which turns out to become an unexpected friend. Post 3x13. Paige x Caleb friendship, Paily, Paige x Toby x Caleb friendship.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Paige M., Emily F. - Complete
Halloween by justsomeone2010 reviews
Jane introduces Thor to Halloween. Pumpkin carving, trick or treating, and the rest of the Avengers at hand - oh, the fun!
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Welcome to the Future by Solo By Choice reviews
for this prompt: "Steve's reaction to learning man's been to the moon and Pluto is no longer a planet. That is all." Jane Foster gets Steve up to date on a few things.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Breakfast, a High School Reunion and a Baby? by charley07 reviews
The Liars return to Rosewood for their ten-year reunion and though much has changed in their individual lives, things remain the same in the sleepy Pennsylvania town. Bullies still pick on their prey, queen bees strive for what once was, and four friends make it through it all together.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Aria M., Ezra F. - Complete
Sometimes by Miss Raye reviews
A little one shot AU story that picks up after Liz is released from the crypt... wishful thinking on my part. you never know... Sometimes All it Takes...
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Elizabeth W., Jason M. - Complete
Alexis-O-Lantern by naybaybay reviews
"I was three months old, Dad dressed me up in this and carted me around the entire burrow where, I was, as he describes it; a total candy-magnet." - After a study session, Alexis and Kate discuss Alexis' first Halloween. I've classified it as Alexis/Kate but there is Caskett too :) I really hope we see some nice Kalexis like this on the show this season.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Alexis C., Kate B. - Complete
It was you by Steve Zissou reviews
It's stupid, really, to get anxious around every storm that hits but she can't help it. One year and three months prior there was a storm in New Mexico and Jane has been on edge ever since. ThorXJane with major bro feels for Loki
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
Goddamnit, He Loved Her by immagonnawritesomestories reviews
He wasn't supposed to feel this way, but he did. Oneshot
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
Betrayed by phoenix9648 reviews
Post 3x12. Toby talks to Spencer about how he came to be on the A-team after she discovers the truth of his betrayal. Eventual Spoby. One-shot.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Toby C., Spencer H. - Complete
Rolling Thunder by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
She didn't notice it at first - the storms that seemed to follow her across the country, across the world. But it's time for Jane Foster to face the facts and have a reckoning with a certain Asgardian Prince. Jane/Thor.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2012 - [Jane F., Thor] - Complete
Why Thunder Gods and Aprons Do Not Mix by Cordelia Darcy reviews
In which Thor discovers the joys of The Cooking Channel, and Jane decides to solve her problems like any reasonable adult would- by throwing things. Post-Avengers oneshot, Thor/Jane fluff.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Strays by Lynx and Banner reviews
After spending the night star-gazing, Thor and Jane find a hideous stray cat that Thor immediately wishes to keep. Warnings for Darcy's mildly foul language and fluff.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
breathless by alivingfantasy reviews
"His lips touch hers and suddenly all the tragedies of life seem just so inconsequential." Spoby 3x02. Oneshot.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
Blood Lust Epiphany by galaxy69uk reviews
Laying in bed next to his singer is a torture Edward deals with as best he can but Bella's recent lusty dreams are more than he can bear. How long can he hang on before giving into his blood lust? Post New Moon one shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trying new things by I Love Dot Dot Dot reviews
My very first fanfiction. The story kinda picks up where Spencer says how she wanted to wait. Please read and review :
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
And All I Got Was This Lousy Tshirt by LJ9 reviews
Jane isn't the only one looking forward to Thor's return. Darcy's even got a present for him.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Thor - Complete
Heart of Longing by Tasha Hill reviews
After returning to Asgard from the Avengers mission, Thor longs to return and see Jane. Odin is unable to bare Thor's despair and reveals to him that his hammer, Mjolnir has the power to transport him to Earth. Thor wastes no in going to see Jane.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Thor, Jane F.] - Complete
Mr Moms by greengirl82 reviews
Family moments from our favorite agents... H/E, D/JJ featuring Jack and Henry. Chapter one, nominated for 2011 Profiler's Choice Award
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Thor and Jane Skype Date by LiteratiGeek reviews
Thor wishes to see Jane Foster, Tony knows how to make it happen. Random idea of a "What if..." Scene that popped in my head, set during Avengers, probably after Thor and Agent Coulson talk about Jane. "Prequel" to Thor and Jane's Reunion.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Thor - Complete
glow by alivingfantasy reviews
It's Spencer's birthday, and Toby is determined to make her his once and for all. Spoby fluff. Twoshot.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
Miss Congeniality: Armed and Pregnant by rhapsodybree reviews
Never mess with an agent who might, just maybe, be pregnant.
Miss Congeniality - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
Discombobulate by greengirl82 reviews
Set during 'A Family Affair'. Hotch's triathlon and mixed signals don't mix. Spoiler for episode.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
In The Large Matters, Trust The Heart by Lottie-Becks reviews
Set after the ending to Unknown Subject 7x12 . What happens after the conversation between Hotch and Prentiss on the plane? First ever fanfic! Please R&R.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
No Means No by greengirl82 reviews
Hotch tries to get the upperhand in his relationship with Emily...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Lips Like Scarlet Sugar by aftrnoondlight reviews
"I think you liked me touching you in front of your ex, didn't you?" E & B are alone for New Year's ... or not. Written for the Squeeze My Lemon, Lemon writing exercise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Officer, Please by lindsay520 reviews
He's honorable, authoritative, responsible, aggressive, intimidating, smart, strong and looks sexy as hell in uniform. Yes, he is the law, the po-po, the fuzz, the heat, the boy in blue, but I think, deemed most appropriate, we shall call him...Copward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,692 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Delusion to Die For by araeo reviews
Bella spends her every waking moment with the dead,and she's perfectly happy with it. When a mysterious man appears during her shift, she's strangely drawn to him–even though she's positive he came in a body bag. Is she going crazy, or is he all too real?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,949 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss of Death by lvtwilight09 reviews
Bella & her friends get stranded in a small town on their way to a Halloween party, and receive help from the Cullens who seemingly have ulterior motives.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to love by Ancora Imparo 83 reviews
One-shot written for Southern Fan Fiction Review's Tantalizing Tuesday. Rated M. 18 PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Girl with the Hammer Tattoo by GreenVelvetCurtains reviews
Friends don't let friends drink and ink. Except when sometimes they do... Jane and Darcy visit Tattoos Ink after a night out. When Thor returns, confusion and karaoke ensue.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,393 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 172,427 - Reviews: 10308 - Favs: 9,151 - Follows: 6,928 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Somewhere In The End by Serena Kenobi reviews
Thor challenges the Avengers to a game of Dance Dance Revolution, or the "war dance of revolution." But Jane's got something a little important to tell her husband... Sequel to "Somewhere in Between" and "Somewhere in the Middle."
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
Jack lets the secret out! by Evelyn92 reviews
The team babysits Jack, only to discover some things they didn't know about Hotch and his new girlfriend.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Overwhelmed by Shipperwolf reviews
For the most part, Thor is comfortable and content among the humans. But around Jane, he begins to question whether some of his more inhuman qualities are a blessing or a curse. T/J, Post-movie.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
The Sun Shines For Strangers by WoahNow reviews
Bella jets off to the Dominican Republic and is faced with several embarrassing encounters with a handsome stranger. They say resistance is futile, but she's stubborn enough to try. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Day Ever by quillinkparchment reviews
Six-year-old Eugene is enjoying himself at the carnival held in honour of the newborn princess's birth when he bumps, literally, into his future in-laws and meets his true love for the first time ever. RapunzelEugene - the very beginning. Oneshot.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
So by TSA-Hot-Lemons reviews
Bella dreams about her tall, dark, handsome neighbour. Perhaps she should do something about that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Get Off by flashpenguin reviews
Four friends with a similar problem decide to rectify the situation by venturing into the forbidden world of taboo. FOR MATURE READERS ONLY! NO ONE UNDER 18! Em/JJ Em/Hotch JJ/Dave Dave/Em JJ/Hotch Rossi/Hotch foursome. "M" Rating! COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Τροία: Mercy του Hector by Dark Alana reviews
Troy: Hector's Mercy. What could have happened if Patroclus never died and Hector had showed him mercy on the battle field.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Achilles, Briseis - Complete
Santa's Foolin Around by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Santa is caught foolin around with Emily. Who catches them? Dedicated to Texas for the dare! H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
From the Cutting Room Floor by PhoenixRising25 reviews
Did you read the Twilight series and wonder what it would be like if SM included more…passion? Heat? Lemons? Me, too! Join me and my pervy mind as we go through the books, sprinkling lemon-drops along the way. Rated for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,382 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Push Me To The Floor by blackberriesandhoney reviews
During An Echolls Family Christmas: After tossing back a few, and the boys passing out, Veronica and Logan decide to lose the money and play for something much more important-their clothes. LoVe. One-shot, but could be continued. Aaron wasn't stabbed..
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Fun And Games by apracot reviews
"Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye of gets pregnant." - Jim Cole. Well no one loses an eye, so I guess that means someones pregnant. H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Coffee Spills and Sexual Harassment by fanatic218 reviews
A misinturpreted interaction in the break room results in Hotch and Emiy forced to attend a sexual harassment seminar. H/P and M/G! One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
You're It by wowsugarpuss reviews
Veronica finds no camera in A Trip To The Dentist and spends a day as Logan Echoll's girlfriend.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Halloween After Hours by vampgirl18 reviews
My submissions for Breath-Of-twilight's fun holiday countdowns! Vampire Edward and Vixen Bella get it on in the office on Halloween, then have some Christmas fun! AU,Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,076 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out of Order by isdonisgood reviews
What if Logan and Veronica had talked about their kiss before going to journalism? vm redux prompt for episode 18. One shot.
Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
You Should Be Mine by Crystal565 reviews
Leo becomes an elder a year earlier and Piper finds friendship with someone unexpected, which slowly leads to more. Piper/Cole.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,056 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Piper H., Cole T. - Complete
What is LoVe? by elizcalvert reviews
Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more…Season 2 doesn’t have nearly enough LoVe. So I’ve rewritten it! AU, LoVe all the way. Begins with Episode 2.01.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,729 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Woof by Alliegirl reviews
Fill in the blank for Woof scene in first episode of third season.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
One Week by Mi-chan17 reviews
Of all the weeks for Scott's life to go crazy...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Cyclops, Jean G. - Complete
Merry Freaking Christmas by TheJavaGirls reviews
Liason This took place awhile ago. Jason realizes all he wants for Christmas is Elizabeth. Too bad all she wants is to give him a black eye.
General Hospital - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Jason M., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Don't You Forget About Me by Ultrawoman reviews
After finding Trina instead of his mother at the hotel in ‘Ruskie Business’, Logan catches a ride home with Veronica and their friendship is reformed on the night of the Eighties dance. From there on, everything changes. LoVe.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,721 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Stray Thoughts by cyke93 reviews
Scott senses something from Jean. One shot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
Honesty by brencon reviews
COMPLETED. What would've happened if the key hadn't broken and Logan found the cameras in 'A Trip To The Dentist', how would LoVe deal with the revelations together? Please R&R! Chapter 8 and 9 added.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
Call a Spade a Spade by shield-maiden reviews
Jean and Scott have an argument over garden tools.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
The Trouble with Gods by Flashes09 reviews
Achilles is dead, but for how long? Death can't stop true love. AchillesBriseis
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
Reflections by Josefina reviews
Lucian reflects on his past with Sonja and how Michael and Selene compare. [One-Shot]
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
A Pact With Death by jayma reviews
/BriseisAchilles/ Briseis decides to make a pact with Hades, god of the Underworld, in order to be with the man that she loves once again.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,143 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Achilles, Briseis - Complete
La Vita E Bella by tashasfic reviews
Scott and Jean add their own bit to history.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Jean G., Cyclops - Complete
Generation X by LoryLynn1186 reviews
Jean’s got a little surprise for the rest of the XMen. A little addition to the school could be just what they need. FINISHED
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Cyclops, Jean G. - Complete
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Control reviews
Because even the God of Thunder could relinquish control sometimes. Tumblr prompt.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Just Assume it's Spencer reviews
Series of Spencer-centric oneshot drabbles taken from Tumblr prompts that didn't make the cut for independent stories. My cutting room floor of work if you will.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C.
Light Me Up reviews
Normally there were dire circumstances for the fool who pissed off Spencer Hastings. Toby's an exception to the rule. Tumblr prompt.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C.
Travel Light reviews
Tumblr Prompt; Toby returns to his loft before leaving town and finds his Anniversary gift.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Toby C. - Complete
Little Lion Man reviews
Tumblr prompt. More of a drabble. "It was not your fault, but mine... And it was your heart on the line... I really f*cked it up this time, didn't I, my dear?"
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C., Mona V. - Complete
Professional Behavior reviews
The team experience some changes after they find out about their boss' new relationship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Mr Brightside reviews
Tumblr prompt. Spencer and Toby are going to bed and Andrew's stomach is sick... But, it's not all in his head.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C., Andrew C. - Complete
Delay reviews
Taken from a Tumblr prompt. Spencer is having some trouble finding the right time to tell Toby about their impending bundle of joy,
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
Unlikely Allies reviews
Tumblr prompt. Spencer, Jason, and Toby take a beach trip and issues ensue.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C., Jason D. - Complete
She Thinks My Truck is Sexy reviews
Tumblr prompt. Spoby. Smut. The truck. Need I say more?
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
Party in the Maternity Ward reviews
Tumblr prompt. Spencer, Toby and Co. anxiously await the arrival of Baby Cavanaugh.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
Change in Menu reviews
Tumblr prompt. Spencer cooks dinner for Toby and things get out of hand.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
Prise reviews
Tumblr Prompt. Au. Oneshot. Spencer and Toby are married and it's been eight months that's he's been deployed for the Army.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete