Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy X, and Book Thief.
"'i'm as graceful as can be,' he hummed, balancing on one toe, 'and i'm a clumsy as can be,' he cried, sticking his thumb in his eye. 'i'm as fast as can be,' he announced, running around the island twice in no time at all, 'and i'm as slow as can be,' he complained, waving good-by to a snail. 'is that any help to you?'
once again they conferred in busy whispers until all three agreed.
'it's really very simple,' said the humbug, twirling his cane.
'if everything you say is true,' added tock.
'then without a doubt,' milo concluded brightly, 'you must be canby.'" - the phantom tollbooth by norton juster
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