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Joined 02-13-10, id: 2254079, Profile Updated: 05-30-18
Author has written 4 stories for Warhammer, Harry Potter, Familiar of Zero, Worm, and Persona Series.

I have no hard update schedule. Please don't bug me about it. That will only make me slower, I guarantee it. I don't mind constructive criticism, but if you're criticizing just because you don't like the premise then feel free to go read something else. I'm sure you can find a few good things if you check out my favorites. I also have a marked tendency to jump between projects.

Currently I have one story written for Worm, one for Harry Potter, and two for Familiar of Zero. Ten Percent may be getting a rewrite. That's all I'm going to admit to planning at the moment. Dwarf is the priority for updates until it's done; hopefully by the end of 2018.

I'm used to reading in 3/4 view on You may find my writing easier to read in that view. You may not.

In regards to shipping in general; please don't ask me about shipping. I really don't care about it.

I do use moderated reviews; if yours hasn't shown up yet that's probably why. However, I only delete them if they're outright offensive or guest reviews that ask pointless questions. If you want a question answered don't ask it anonymously so that I can actually reply to you about it. I don't mind if you dislike my stories so long as you're polite and constructive about it, and are willing to engage in discourse.

Dwarf of Bronze has threads on Spacebattles, Sufficient Velocity and in the SFW section of Questionable Questing; discussion and questions are welcomed in any or all of those locations although account sign-up for the latter is age restricted. The story should be as close to identical for all locations as I can manage but the SB, SV and QQ versions may be better edited.

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Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,312 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
A Dead World by Laluzi reviews
He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?
Crossover - Fallout & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 465,314 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Courier, Arcade G., Alex M./Zeus
One Future, Lightly Used by SeptimusMagistos reviews
Vault Dweller. Chosen One. Lone Wanderer. Courier. Heroes chosen by destiny to safeguard humanity in its times of need. It's now up to Shepard to carry on their legacy and protect the galaxy from a threat like nothing humans have seen before.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,230 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 1/2/2015
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,436 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 2,280 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
Goblin Queen by Biigoh reviews
Trapped in darkness, drowning beneath the sound of skittering things in the walls, Taylor connected with something infinitely greater. As a fyi, the SpaceBattles, Sufficient Velocity and Questionable Questing forums ("Goblin Queen") has non-canonical omake which are amusing... they've gone meta. Also, Goblin Queen has a TV Tropes entry/page. 17th arc is one... more something. :3
Crossover - White Wolf & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 146 - Words: 208,482 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Skitter
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
The Merry Killers by The Sage of Toads reviews
The Hinata-sou is a dangerous place to be, even if you're Keitaro Urashima. But when it's the base for Japan's greatest assassins, danger comes in more forms than accidents...
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,259 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Keitaro U., Naru N., Mutsumi O., Kaolla S.
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Dwarf of Bronze reviews
According to Brimnir's Law of Opposition any magic formed from opposing elements is strengthened by the conflict between them. Thus, it has been tradition since time immemorial for the students of the Academy to perform the Summoning Ritual in pairs. Perhaps the Void has a sense of humour; for when the dust clears on the last joint summoning there stands a boy... and a dwarf.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,664 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Guiche, Montmorency] Louise, OC
Reach Out For Zero reviews
The night before the summoning, Louise has a strange dream that she can barely recall. Then she calls forth a monster that wears her face. Around her the world is becoming stranger and now she is faced with a ancient mystery with nobody to help her unravel it; save for those that exist between dream and reality. "Ah... it seems we have a guest with a terrible burden..."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 12/17/2017 - Louise, Theodore/Theo
Harry Potter and the Knight of Ashes reviews
In order to foil the machinations of the Ministry of Magic, Dumbledore calls up an old friend to fill the position of Defence Against the Dark Arts Teacher. The Hogwarts Trio must deal with unorthodox teaching methods as well as fight the misinformation of the brand new History of Magic teacher; Senior Under-Secretary Dolores Umbridge. It's going to be an interesting fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
(un)Wholesome Want, (im)Pure Desire reviews
Worm/W40k crossover. Taylor Hebert IS Sane and Reasonable Slaanesh.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,162 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - [Skitter, Daemons]