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hey im tessa

my fave thing to watch is the criminal minds.i cant wait for jj to come back this season.and i really want emily to come back its not fair that they took her off.

i love to read and write any thing to do with vampires.

i have blonde haire and hazel eyes that sometimes change coulor.i live in saint john and am lovein every minute of it.i travle every summer with my bff and nan and even tho im with one of my rentles i have the best time ever.

At school i hang out with the "cool" kids in the class but im not always happy there.Im the one who doesnt really fit in with any one in any group.I am the one who reads and writes and gets good grades and am just plain quite so im diffrent.But you know what i dont give a care what other people think about me cuz people are crule.even tho i have friends i truley feel i dont fit in.i was bullied my whole life.copy and paste this if you are any thing like me and add ur name

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know...

WHEN WE RULE THE WORLD THIS CAN BE OUR PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

funnie stuff

"I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone."

"The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER."

"So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

"I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"Music is love in search of word."

"You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it."

"He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I’m allergic to bull."

"I’ll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet."

"You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!"

"I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!"

"Life was so simple when boys had cooties"

"I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends"

"Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."

"You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

"I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love."

"I don’t obsess! I think intensely."

"Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?"

"Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later."

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Guns don’t kill people. People kill people" "Yeah well if someone ran out into war with his finger held out and yelled 'BANG' I don't think he'd be doing much!"

“A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying ‘Man, that was fun!’”

"I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

You know you lived in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

13. You're sad because you fell for it and think you have to put it on ur pro

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Love you.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!

Text you.

The Right Guy:

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you backwhen you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your handin front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

iIf you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane copy this into your profile

If they are right copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's...

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever slapped/punched a relative because they took something of yours, copy this into your profile

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh?

Copy and Pastiess!

Copy And Paste this If you can't walk across a flat surface with out finsiding some way to trip! (Yep...Happens all the friken time...I also tripped down the staires cause of a peice of chocolate lint on the floor... :) Yea...I Iz very smart Rolls eyes

I love You, you Love ME! Lets Go out And Kill Barnie, With a shot gun BANG BANG! Barnie on the floor, No more stupid dinosaur!

COPY AND PASTE THAT TILL BARNIE DIES!!

Mwhahaha

Copy and Paste If your an MJ Fan (RIP MJ!! WE LOVE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE! YOUR A LEDGEND!)

Copy and Paste If you have ever fallen down and suddenly burst out crying because Edward Cullen wasn't there to catch you. ( I have and it HURT!!)

Copy And Paste this If you Liek Copy and Pasties!! Mwhahah

ok Ok now COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU LIKE PSYCHIC PIXIE FREAK! !! Lol Mwhaha JkJk

I'm a dinosaur so like, RAWR and stuff...

lol these things are COOL!!

-If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

-Wish for what you want...work for what you need

-When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.

-They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.

-Fear is the heart of love.

-A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who I'm not.

-The TRUTH is that everyone going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.

-You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley

- Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.- Vernon Law

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

"When there's a will, I want to be in it."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

"She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face."

"I plan on living forever...so far so good."

"The greater danger for most of us is not that
our aim is too high and we miss it, but
that it is too low and we reach it."
- Michelangelo

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

20 Of All Paper Clips Are Abused In A Year, Copy And Paste This Onto Your Page If You Care

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?",

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

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ºø„Twilight„øº
„øºTeam Edward ºø„
„øº„øººø„ºø.

If you have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you've caught it too!

«• Twilight •» •.(•. .•).•
«• New Moon •» •.(•. .•).•
«• Eclipse •» •.(•. .•).•
«•Breaking Dawn•»
.•(.• •.)•.

...V...Put this
...A...On your
...M...Profile
...P...If
...I...You
...R...Have
...E...That crazy
...S...Obsession over vampires!

Especially me.
I know whats a coming,
Its no mystery.

My blood runs cold,
My eyes are golden brown.
Im what you call immortal
My skills are world renown.

Im small, Im short,
Im really good at sport.

Im sweet, Im kind,
And jasper is all mine.

I sparkle like a diamond,
When Im in the sun.
I drive Italian sports cars,
Being a vamps so much fun

You ought to meet my family,
Theres no need to fear.
Instead of sucken humans,
We would prefer a deer.

Were not among the living,
So we dont need to sleep.
So, hey, lets through a party,
And come in Emmetts jeep.

I think a storm is brewing,
And Edwards really keen.
To through around a baseball,
Come and join the team.

Rose is really gorgeous,
But her tempers really bad.
But youll love Carlisle and Esme,
My vampire Mum and Dad.

The best thing I saw comin,
My sister Bella Swan.
They went to Isle Esme,
And now Nessie is born.

One thing we put up with,
For Nessies salvation.
Is Jakes stinky wolf pack,
Livin on the reservation.

Oh, yea, I see the future,
The world is set on fire.
And everyones talkin,
Bout the author Stephenie Meyer

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To sєє thє NΣW MOON
And ιf I'm luckч
I'll sєє thє ΣCLIPSΣ
At BЯΣΛKING DΛWN
And thє wholє tιmє
I'm sιttιng with чou
Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

And then there's

Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

The 10 Commandments of Twilight

1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.

2. You shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain.

3. Remember to keep release dates calendared.

4. Honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence.

5. You shall not kill humans or shape-shifting wolves.

6. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.

7. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore.

8. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.(Unless he can't hear you...)

9. You shall not covet Edward.

10. You shall not covet Edward's Volvo, or various Cullen cars.

I like this! it's fun! :

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Tessizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): red bunnie

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ann Edith

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): totteten

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): black icecap

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Etntlae

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black eboney

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) strawberry life

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) grey eyepatch

Twilight caracters:

Edward Cullen: Hotter than Jacob since 1901 ...Bella Swan-Cullen: Luckier than you since 1987
Carlisle Cullen: Calmer than you since 1640s.
Esme Cullen: Kinder than you since late 1800s
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than you since 1901
Jasper Cullen: Smarter than you since 1843
Rosalie Cullen: Better than you since 1915
Emmett Cullen: Stronger than you since 1916
Renesmee Cullen: Cuter than you since September 10, 2006

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I Cried, Did You?

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slutI am NOT TALL so I MUST be thick and childish.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I like READING so I MUST be a geek.
I hang out with a GAY, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (and so what if I am?!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm ASIAN so I must be a freshy. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title

1. Opening Credits: KissKiss-chris brown
2. Waking up: get the party started-pink

3. First Day of College: fighter-christina aguliara

4. Falling in Love:like toy soldiers-eminem
5. Kiss Scene: all that im living for-evanescence

6. Fight Song: my happy ending-avril lavigne

7. Breaking Up: no love-eminem ft lil wayne
8. Graduating College:all american girl-carrie underwood
9. Big Break: somebody's heartbreak-hunter hayes
10. Mental Breakdown: untitled-simple plan
11. Driving Song: my heart is broken-evanescence

12. Flash back: ive got the scars to prove it-the road hammers
13. Getting back together: undo it-carrie underwood
14. Wedding: lights-ellie goulding
15. Birth of Child: life in a northern town-sugerland
16. Paying Dues: getting over you-fergie ft lmfao
17. Moment of Triumph: im not afraid-eminem
18. Final Battle: playing god -paramore
19. Death Scene: all i wanted- paramore
20. Funeral Scene:sorry for party rocking-lmfao
21. End Credit:aint it fun-paramore

Have you ever felt alone in a crowded room. Add your name to the list.- Agony in the Shadows, v-girl98

Anybody know those "if you are this C and P this onto your profile" things?

If you go to bed not knowing what you're hair will look like in the morning

If you are not concerned with your popularity

If you think about marrying Damon Salvatore on a daily basis

If you love fanfic

If you have ever read a sentence that goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and you eventually realized that the sentence was completely pointless

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa

(\)_(/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Help Bunny achieve World Domination by copying this onto ur proile

(")_(")

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own dream world, copy this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think that the Vampire Diaries series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile

If you belive your own Damon Salvatore is out there somewhere, copy this into your profile

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with Damon Salvatore, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Damon' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Salvatore brothers plus Matt XD) copy and paste this to your profile


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Alec Volturi

2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? RED
3. Your first initial? T
4. Your month of birth? April
5. Which is cooler, black or white? Black
6. Name a person of your same gender. Zoey
7. What's your favorite number? 6
8. Do you like California or Florida more? California
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans? Lakes
10. What is your wish? That I will meet the twilight and vampire diaries cast

Done with that?

Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Damon Salvatore ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cant see,
must be stid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid
I'm sradishing to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
I am but three
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me

CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was
BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

Thank you

Tears Can Fall From Heaven,Tears come from your heart. When you can't cry you are heart broken like after you will be when you read this story.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

One more heart that is broken.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 17/25 wow

YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (I like long showers)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. don't tell anyone!
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 5/24 wow (I'm guess i'm more of a guy lol

MY TWILIGHT ABC'S!!

A IS FOR ALICE!

B IS FOR BRADY!

C IS FOR CHARLIE!

D IS FOR DOG!

E IS FOR EMBRY!

F IS FOR FORKS!

G IS FOR GREAT BOOKS! (Esp. with Jacob in them!!)

H IS FOR HYPER ALICE!

I IS FOR I LOVE THE LA PUSH WOLF PACK!!

J IS FOR JARED!

K IS FOR KILLING LAURENT!

L IS FOR LA PUSHING EDWARD OVER THE BORDER AND THE PACK KILLING HIM!! (yes I know I'm evil!! evil laugh)

M IS FOR MOTHERLY EMILY!

N IS FOR NEVER LETTING JACOB BLACK OUT OF MY SIGHT!

O IS FOR OH JACOB, I LOVE YOU!

P IS FOR PERFECT BODY! (Jacob Black! swoons)

Q IS FOR QUIL ATEARA!

R IS FOR ROSALIE HATERS!! (I do not like Rosalie... she acts selfish!)

S IS FOR SAM ULEY, THE ALPHA!!

T IS FOR TEAM JACOB!

U IS FOR UNDERSTANDING JASPER!

V IS FOR VAMPIRE'S

W IS FOR WEREWOwLVES/SHAPE-SHIFTERS ROCK AND RULE LA PUSH, WASHINGTON!! WOO-HOO!!

X IS FOR XILING EDWARD FROM BELLA FOREVER!! (MUHAHAHA)

Y IS FOR Y CAN'T I HAVE JACOB BLACK TO MYSELF FOREVER?!

Z IS FOR ZAFRINA!

93 of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, One Crystal Rose, Huskylover94, Darkfang323, SandPrincess09, v-girl98

- Every girls prince will come someday, mine just took a wrong turn and got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions! (got that off of nerdyvampgrl97's profile and liked it)

-people die... beauty fades... love changes... and you'll always be alone ( this is my personal philosophy meaning what i live by)

Put your Ipod on shuffle and answer the questions - write whatever song comes on, even if it sounds silly!

1. What is your motto?

with love-Hilary Duff

2. What do your friends think of you?

Party in the usa-Miley Cyrus

3. What do you think about very often?

If today was your last day-nickleback

4. What is 22?

my happy ending- Avril Lavigne

5. What do you think of your best friend?

complacted-Avril Lavigne

6. What do you think about the person you like?

HOT-Avril Lavigne

7. What is your life story?

All i ever wanted-Bass Hunter

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Halo-Beynoce

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Sweet Dreams-Beynce

10. What do your parents think of you?

Before He Cheats- Carrie Underwood

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Evacuate The Dance Floor-cascada

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Every time we touch-cascada

13. What's your hobby/interest?

Bring Me To Life-evanescence

14. What's your biggest secret?

My Immortal-evanescence

15. What do you think of your friends?

Come Clean-Hillary Duff

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

collide-Howie Day

17. How will you die?

Replay-Iyaz

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

In My Head-Jason Drulo

19. What makes you laugh?

Tattoo-Jordan Sparks

20. What makes you cry?

Wavi'n Flag-Knaan

21. Will you ever get married?

Behind These Hazle Eyes-Kelly Clarkson

AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you are addicted to Vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you laugh at yourself for laughing at yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you start singing random songs at any random time. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your English class because you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to separate you but it never works because the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together. Crazy is you and your friends shouting at the top of your lungs in public place that you are in love with the characters of twilight (several times a day).Crazy is when you try to hold your breath after learning that Edward and his family can. Crazy is when you get posters in your wall and start talking to them saying: ''Don't look! I'm going to change'' or ''Don't look, I'm naked'' and when you watch TV and there is happening something funny, you say: ''Did you see that? It was hilarious!'' and laugh at yourself and the TV. crazy is when u dont like to shop anymore because ur afried that alice will see u and wont let u stop to eat.If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

1. If you constantly talk to yourself.

2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself

3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person

4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

7. If you know what writer's block is.

8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of critisism.

9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

13. If you memorized your keyboard.

14. If people think you might have A.D.D.

15. If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.

17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.

18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.

19. If your friends dont even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/ grammar errors.

21. If you don't like critisism, although you are a critic yourself.

22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.

23. If you write stories based on your dreams.

24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.

25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

26. If you can type/ write fast. REALLY fast.

27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.

28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.)

29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...

30. And finally, the number one way to tell if youre a good writer: If you failed English 101.

I guess I'm an author. . .

I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, The Misadventures of Miyako, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, Kooleyaid, v-girl98

95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitch!"

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy/paste onto profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile.

If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm, moonray9,Maru-chan, heavenlywolfdemon, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, Welcome To My Mad World, v-girl98

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile v-girl98

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you ever felt the need to stop copying and posting these things but just can't help but keep it up, copy and paste this to your profile

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you worship Alec!!

...V...Put this
...A...On your
...M...Profile
...P...If
...I...You
...R...Have
...E...That crazy
...S...Obsession over vampires 0RiGiNAL TWILGIHT FAN

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile

38 Reasons Why Girls Are Best
1.We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
31. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly.
32. Our magazines have horiscopes.
33. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.
34. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm.
35. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.
36. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.
37. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.
38. We can have men do what we want by merely unbuttoning our shirts.

What makes life 100 percent?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as "Girls Don't Realize These Things

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your prof

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.

COOL SAYINGS

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"

"You are depriving some village of an idiot."

"Aw, did I just step on your poor itty-bitty little ego?"

"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."

"Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done."

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, thus couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run like hell. He hates that.

Hollaback girl: I have no idea what that means, but apparently Gwen Staphoni isn't one, and it has something to do with bananas.

When life gets you lemons, throw them at mean people, and hope it lands in their eyes.

Officer I swear to drunk I'm not God.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Your weirdness is creeping your imaginary friend out.

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark.

If two wrongs don't make a right, then try three.

If there is a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray it’s not a train.

If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk.

Microsoft: You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips that answer none

Have you ever known one of those people that breaks the silence in a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN!" I have.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

I hear voices, and they don't like you. :D

If you work in the army and your name is Will, do you get nervous when the officer says "fire at will!"

Once a computer beat me at chess. But it was no match against me in kickboxing

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

twilight the movie ,

(Eric) I got a worm. Hahahaha. I got a worm.

(Edward) I like to watch you sleep. I find it fascinating. O_o

Life sucks, and then you die. -Jacob (how positive)

The Math Rant (don't read if you like Math)

Math needs to die! Who the f-- cares when the hell a plane will arrive in a station. If you're so f--ing curious then you can go online and figure it out on your own. I'm sorry school, I dont plan for my job to tell whenever the hell a raft will reach the bottom of a creek. If I want to know so bad. I can f--ing time it. I don't need a f--ing 'equation". Numbers are meant to be simple. they were invented so you can go tell tommy how many coconuts he needs to come home with for dinner. they weren't meant to have these redicious equations that are impossible to memorize and I dont even know whatever the hell they mean as long i can do them, thats all that matters to the school.

Bella's excuse in Twilight

The best excuse Edward thought of for why Bella was all scraped up is Bella fell down a set of stairs, and through a window. First, how many hotel staircases have windows right at the bottom? Barely any. And maybe I've been mistaken my whole life but it's damn hard to crash through a window. Was Bella just hauling like 200 miles an hour down that staircase to be enough of a force to go barrelling through that window? Was this window just like really cheap or something? Because that might be a bit of a hazard if a storm blows through. What happens if a 30 mph wind goes on outside? The windows would implode, shattering all over hotel guests in which they'd certainly sue. I did not understand how anybody fell for this explanation. And another questions... how did they explain the bite mark on bella's hand, exactly? Because that's actually a pretty recognizable shape.

Teenagers 'ruining this world'

At least where I live, a lot of blame gets placed on us teenagers. Take driving for instance. those teenagers, crashing all of the time. Because they're teenagers. They obviously are too young not to crash into anything. Its all the teenagers fault. that's why so many people die in car crashes. Its not the other 70 percent of the population that's older then us that become lazy with driving habits because they are 'experienced drivers' and therefore do not need to use 'both hands', or 'pay attention' to the road in front of them. Or keep 'three seconds' between the car in front of them or use 'turn signals' while going 80 miles an hour on the freeway when they're already going 15 mph faster then the speed limit. So that’s why we need to raise the driving age. Because 18 year olds are 'more mature'. Especially because 18 year olds are much more likely to have exposure to alcohol and go to parties that have alcohol. Lets have them start driving when they’re exposed to that. That’s a good idea. And if its all our fault, then older generations, take some blame on yourselves. You're the ones that raised us. Which, you seem to think you did so suckishly.

People not understanding the fact that roads are generally for cars, not people.

For people who can drive, you’ve probably had that strong urge to run over some idiot walking across the street snail speed, while texting, with an ipod on. Honestly, It’s probably not the best idea to test the patience of people while while they’re in a 1 ton car. Being a driver myself, my biggest pet peeve is when people walk across the street like a moron, by either stepping out in front of my car so I have to slam on the breaks so I won’t run over you, or otherwise stepping out while paying absolutely no attention while texting/talking on the phone/or really deep daydreaming. Some day you’re going to come across a road raged person. And they may not feel like slamming on the breaks to avoid a stupid person. And, kids I understand, they don't know better. but there are full grown adults that don’t understand the concept of the road being meant for cars.

If you think Emmett is hot (although I have NO idea how anyone would know), copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Edward is hot (although nobody can really prove it) copy and paste this on your profile.

WITH CHILDREN

> >A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

> >The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a

> >human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very

> >small.

> >The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

> >Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;

> >it was physically impossible.

> >The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

> >The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

> >The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

> >A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they

> >were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's

>work.

> >As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what

> >the drawing was.

> >The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

> >The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

> >Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

> >"They will in a minute."

> >A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five

> >and six year olds.

> >After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother,

>she

> >asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers

> >and sisters?"

> >Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,

> >"Thou shall not kill."

> >One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes

>at

> >the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of

>white

> >hair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why

> >are some of your hairs white, Momma?"

> >Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or

> >unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

> >The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, Momma,

>how

> >come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"

> > The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to

> >persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

> >"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up

>and

> >say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a

> >doctor.'

> >A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher,

> >she's dead."

> >The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary

>school

> >for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun

> >made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

> >"Take only ONE. God is watching."

> >Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a

> >large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

> >A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the

>apples.

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation

i'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.

I'm the girl who every no's her name, for good or for bad. Im the girl that if you call my friend a brat i WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

Im the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

Im the girl that walks like i am proud.

Im the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

Im the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT i'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.

Im the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

Im the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad.

Im the girl who acts shy one second and the next i will be laughing like an idot.

Im the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "brat" and "Weird" but i take that as a compliment.

Im the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and i write.

Im the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

Im the girl who isnt always a people person.

Im the girl that doesnt WANT or NEED a boyfriend.

Im the girl who thinks boys arent worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken?

Im also the girl they call "friend" you are not alone.

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.

Girl: Why do you like me?
Boy: Too many reasons
Girl: Give me a number
Boy: How many stars are in the night sky?
Girl: That's impossible
Boy: So you see the problem

(v)
.·.,i love you. ;).·.·) .·*)
(o) Music is life

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.


now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile. (read it, it's cool and annoying at the same time, and also a bit funny)

ღ .••.• Team Rosalie/Emmett •.••.ღ

ღ .••.• Team Edward/Bella •.••.ღ

ღ .••.• Team Carlisle/Esme •.••.ღ

ღ .••.• Team Alice/Jasper •.••.ღ

ღ .••.• Team Elena/Damon•.••.ღ

You say Justin Bieber,I say Black Veil Brides

You say Miley Cyrus,I say Bring Me The Horizon

You say Kesha,I say Suicide Silence

You say Eminem,I say Evanescence

You say Kanye West,I say Bullet 4 My Valentine

You say Jonas Brother,I say The Black Dahlia Murder 92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this message to 5 other videos DONT LET ROCK N ROLL DIE/METAL Thumbs up if you agree

Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could do to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going to be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael would sing to his sister in Mommy's tummy.

The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen. Then the labor pains came. Every five minutes . . . every minute.

But complications arose during delivery. Hours of labor. A C-Section was required. Finally, Michael's little sister was born, but she was in serious condition. With sirens howling in the night, the ambulance rushed the infant to the neonatal intensive care unit at St. Mary's Hospital in Knoxville, Tennessee.

The days inched by. The little girl got worse. The pediatric specialist tells the parents, "There is little hope. Be prepared for the worst." Karen and her husband contacted a local cemetery about a burial plot. The had fixed up a special room in their home for the new baby — now they plan a funeral. Michael, kept begging his parent to let him see his sister, "I want to sing to her," he says.

Week two in intensive care. It looked as if a funeral would come before the week was over. Michael keeps nagging about singing to his sister, but kids are never allowed in Intensive Care.

Karen made up her mind. She would take Michael whether they liked it or not. If he didn't see his sister now, he would never see her alive.

She dressed him in an oversized scrub suit and marched him into ICU. He looked like a walking laundry basket, but the head nurse recognized him as a child and bellowed, "Get that kid out of here now! No children are allowed in ICU."

The mother rises up strong in Karen, and the usually mild-mannered lady glares steel-eyed into the head nurse's face, her lips a firm line. "He is not leaving until he sings to his sister!"

Karen tows Michael to his sister's bedside. He gazes at the tiny infant losing the battle to live. And he begins to sing. In the pure-hearted voice of a 3-year-old, Michael

sings:

"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray —"

Instantly the baby girl responded. The pulse rate became calm and steady.

"You never know, dear, how much I love you, Please don't take my sunshine away —"

The ragged strained breathing became as smooth as a kitten's purr.

"The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping, I dreamed I held you in my arms . . ."

Michael's little sister relaxes as rest, healing rest, seemed to sweep over her. Tears conquered the face of the bossy head nurse. Karen glowed.

"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. Please don't take my sunshine away."

Funeral plans were scrapped. The next day, the very next day, the little girl was well enough to go home! Woman's Day magazine called it "the miracle of a brother's song." The medical staff just called it a miracle.

THIS IS A TRUE STORY!. 8)

A Dads Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

'They' say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

yea I'm one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls.

forget a prince with a horse, i want a vampire with a Volvo.

bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isn't with us anymore... hehe

I am a twilightaholic. (look it up)

Regular lions say ROAARR.

Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs (except Edward Cullen of course!)

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN THEN COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

If you say Fudge instead of f*ck.

If you cry when your favourite fictional character get's hurt.

If you have read more than 4 books'.

If you cry in romantic/sad movies.

LADIES don't start fights, we FINISH them.

A good girl is a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.

Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.

Do not walk beside me, either.

Just leave me the heck alone.

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"

Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"

Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."

Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."

Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy

Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"

Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."

Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.

she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi & said 'drink up'

she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.

she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along w. scissors & had her cut it up.

she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her ears pierced.

she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.

she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a name tag that sad "my name is: ALONE."

she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked when he wasn't.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. (Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen, Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, Seth Clearwater, Jared ?, Romeo)

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile(...this better be copied to everyones profile if not im scared.;p)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Music is my life. Put this if u listen
(o)to REAL music.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession?

Bite Me.

You expect it to be easy.

You expect it to be a world of roses and laughs and perfect moments that you find only in movies.

You expect him to always say the right thing, and always know exactly how you feel, or exactly how to react to it.

You expect him to calm you down when you're yelling or to chase you when you run away.

You expect so much that you feel entirely, and utterly defeated when something doesn't exactly match up with all your plans.

But that's the thing.

Love isn't a plan.

It doesn't have a certain beginning and it certainly has no end or visible finish line to those deeply in it.

Love happens; it is so incredibly messy.

People around you can't comprehend why you do the things you do, or why youso hard for something that seems to cause you so much pain, because simply, they can't see.

They can't see the invisible ring of pain that surrounds you when you're in love.

It's inconvenient and painful and devastating at times, but we can't live without it.

What you don't learn is how hard love is.

How much work it takes.

How much of ourselves we have to put into it.

How it isn't worth it until we are complete and utter about it.

Love isn't him calming you down when you yell.

It's him yelling, just as loud, just as hard, right back at you, right in your face to wake you up and to keep you grounded.

It isn't him bringing you roses everyday or cute things that make your relationship appear more presentable.

It's after a long time that life walks right out of you both, and yet him showing up at your door the next morning anyway.

It's not him saying all the right things or knowing exactly how to handle you.

So no, it's not him stroking your hair and telling you everything is going to be alright.

It's him standing there, admitting he's just as scared as you are.

You have to remember that with love, you're not the only one involved.

You've unknowingly put your life, your heart into the palms of another persons hands and said, here.

Do what you will. Break it into a million pieces. Or forget that I ever handed it to you.

As long as you have it.

It makes reality invisible and it erases all the lines that we shouldn't cross.

Because love isn't about fencing ourselves in; feeling safe, feeling sure about the future. It's about scaring the $!T out of every nerve in our body, but pushing forward anyway.

Because all theand all the tears and all the uncertainty is worth it.

And it's a hell of a lot better, than being 100% happy without someone to show us that :

There is a WORLD of difference between feeling 'happy' and feeling 'whole'.

29 resons y women are the better then men:

1.

got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(We don't usually picture guys naked we picture what it would be like to kiss you then get over it and move on.)

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read three 300 books in a day, copy this into your profile (Well, Ok, I made this one up.)

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile.

92% of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8% that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support the 'Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Some say the world will end in fire,

Some say in ice.

From what I've tasted of desire

I hold with those who favor fire.

But if it had to perish twice,

I think I know enough of hate

To say that for destruction ice

Is also great

And would suffice.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510,twilightobsessedOECD, Alicecullenisrealinmyworld, Ms-Write-It,v-girl98

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever started laughing uncontrollably while reading in class and people just stared, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If your friends are insane and you don't know why you're friends with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are insane and you DO know why you're friends with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

1. When you are sad, I will give you the courage to plot revenge.

2. When you are blue, I will try and dislodge whatever is in your throat.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4 When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get until you stop whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me. I don't want whatever you've got.

8. When you fall, I will ask if you're okay, sit there and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This oath I pledge until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Other people can see it. But only you, can truly feel it's warmth.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (And multiple other Twilight words. Volturi, Carlisle, Irina, etc.) (note: none of those Twilight words showed up as misspelled.)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when:

You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!

You think your next-door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire.

You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.

You've read Twilight, New Moonand Eclipse at least 5 times each!

You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.

You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse.

When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.

Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you.

You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up.

You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.

You have nothing to do, so you go to .com and read everything on the site twice. And then go to the Lexicon and do the same thing.

You promise your friend that if he can find you an Edward, you'll give him the answers to your homework for the rest of your school-life.

You plan on naming your children after characters in any of the books in the Twilight series.

You walk around school looking for pale-skinned, inhumanly beautiful classmates with red or gold eyes.

You see a shadow, think it's Edward, and start talking to it.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'watch your step' sign, copy this into your profile.

If you think TV golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you use sarcasm to battle stupid people, copy and paste this into your profile

Guy's Point of View: Written by a guy.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD. We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's not looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether. Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION BEHIND, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT. Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! Give the nice guys a chance.

Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush...

Guys: NO GRABBING!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

If you haven't stopped, seriously stop!

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls re-post this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this .

Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?

Alice: I'm afraid so. You are entirely bonkers! But I'll tell you a secret. All the best are...

--98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

--If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you watched the same movie every day when you were little, copy this to your profile.

If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

--Okay, so who likes tacos? If you like tacos, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

"You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention." -Brom, Eragon

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them right back and tell it to make their own damn lemonade.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen." , replied the congregation.


If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

REMEMBER WHEN
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. ( I think I have, but I was zoned out,so time means nothing to me)

Find the guy that calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of hot,

who calls YOU BACK when YOU HANG up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for HOURS and listen to your heart beat,

or will stay awake just to WATCH YOU sleep,

wait for the guy that kisses your FORHEAD,

who keeps YOUR PICTURE in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in SWEATPANTS,

who holds your hand in front of ALL HIS FRIENDS,

who thinks your beautiful WITHOUT makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he CARES and how he is LUCKY to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

If you've made it this far into my profile, then congratulations!! If you've only just scrolled down here to see what's here then you are now in that special place where Twilight resides in me, HELL!!

To those who did good here's a virtu-cookie (:) & a lollipop ()--

lied, there's even more copy and paste things -

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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

Repost this and spread the stupidity!


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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

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Sometimes a heart cant afford to be just friends.

Every girl has something special about her.

Music gives us an escape from our teenage heart driven lives, a chance to actually be part of something amazing. It gives us something to believe in.

Life is too short, grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you cant change. Love deeply, and forgive quickly. Take chances. Give everything and have no regrets. Life is too short to be unhappy. You have to take the good with the bad. Smile when you’re sad. Love what you got and always remember what you had. Always forgive but never forget. Learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change and things go wrong but always remember life goes on.

One day your going to realize how much you care about me and when that days comes, I’ll be waking up with the guy that already knew.

.Family: We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.

Someday, Someone will walk into your life and you’ll realize why it never worked with anyone else.

.It’s not who you’ve known the longest; It’s about who came and never left your side

.Any fool can have a trophy wife. It takes a real man to have a trophy marriage.

.Behind every beautiful girl there’s a dumb guy who did her wrong & made her strong

.I’ve built a wall not to block anyone out but to see who loves me enough to climb over.

.Rewind the good times. Fast-forward the bad things and pause the unforgettable moments.

.Arms are for hugging. Boys are for kissing. Sluts are for dissing. And best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you need is a hug.

She’s been there: When I cry. When I get heartbroken. When I laugh. When there have been rough times. When I’m mad. When I’m happy. When I’m jealous. When I’m crazy. When I’m down. When I’m sad. When I’m pretty. When I’m ugly…. Basically she’s been there through everything with me and that’s what I call a best friend.

We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because it was given to someone else for us to find.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Ten things to see before you die!

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Micheal Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercrombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

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I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

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No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

This is not a joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!

Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom an...d her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she finally died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.

Now send this to ten other people on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't pass this on like you did. And forget about you.

Example 1:

Jenny didn't believe this and deleted it without even reading the whole thing! A few days later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps and heavy breathing, there was Clarissa

Kristy Grunewald 1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly
disappeared; she hadn't been discovered untill 2000 when a young girl
named Mary found Lauren's body which had chest markings that said, "I
wasn't pretty enough." L...auren's ghost wi...ll appear in your mirror,
telling you that you're not pretty enough and ... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more
See Moreshe will kill you. She'll will repeatedly tell you, "See more,
see more, see more.." The same happened to Mary, and she died shortly
after. To save yourself, copy and paste this into five other band's
comment boxes. THIS IS TRUE! Since you have started reading this, do
not stop. Keep in mind that you need to send this to five other people
in 143 minutes. When you're finished, press "F6" and your crush's name
will appear on your computer screen in big letters as a "reward" for
preventing yourself from being killed. This is scary because it
actually works

6 truths in life:

1) you can not touch your teeth with your tongue.

2) All idiots try after reading this.

3) The first truth is a lie.

4) smiling now because you're an idiot.

5) you forward to another idiot.

6) still have a smile on your face ..

girls just cry about a cheating

but country girls

burn your house down with you in it(Miranda)

Trash your house and burn your picture(Taylor)

Kill and beat up your truck(Carrie)

My favorite is all of them :)

Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. So Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! , but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm not afraid. then nelly woke up and said it was just a dream!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sometimes... cough Bella cough Swan cough).

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

Your shin: a device commonly used to find furniture in the dark.

If it can't be fixed with duct tape, then you haven't used enough.

I like deadlines. Especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

ew years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 profiles tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me

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Haunted Jaded Eyes by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
The wards around Privet Drive fall, and Harry is taken. He is rescued and returns to Hogwarts a different man. It's time Harry shed his mask and became who he was always meant to be - a Slytherin. One that just might be able to win the war. Harry ends up finding the Founders Portrait what awaits to be learnt? SLASHSS/HP MPREG Manipulative perverted Dumbledore YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 170,528 - Reviews: 2600 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Willing by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
DomSeverus/SubHarry. Harry's been missing since he was 9 years old the wizarding world have been looking him for seven years to no avail. He's Seventeen when they find him, but they were in for a shock if they thought he'd do what they wanted. Turns out Harry has known Severus for years, he's a metamorphamagus. Dumbledore's manipulations are found out, the world is in for a shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 102 - Words: 432,291 - Reviews: 6821 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 3,497 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
After Death by Falling Tenshi reviews
Sequal to The Feel of Feelings Rewrite. Harry/Ray is back, Hermione/Mia is getting married, Daimien is sexy, and the elves are pissy. Or: Ray has changed after killing Voldemort but then so has Mia; enough so, that they still see eachother as sibilings, but not nessicarally best friends. And they elves aren't happy with either of them, and plan to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Harry P., OC] Hermione G.
Because of a Scar by abbymickey24 reviews
It's amazing how one thing can change everything. AU-Starts the summer between James's attack and Bella's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,054 - Reviews: 2608 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 2,665 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 6/23/2011 - [Bella, Jasper]
The Sisterhood of Mystic Falls by njeha reviews
Could a child be brought up in all the supernatural drama happening in Mystic Falls?The four best friends shake things up and changes events from happening. What if Caroline had friends other than Elena and Bonnie?Read about how a Salvatore, a Fell, a Lockwood and a Forbes change things for the better and deal with everything supernatural, kicking it's ass. But what about the baby?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,226 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 2/22 - Stefan S., Damon S., Klaus, OC
Can You Keep a Secret? by KusanoSaku reviews
The guilt of having lost his temper and hurting Malfoy rips out Harry's heart and rakes his conscience. What could the consequences of a heartfelt apology and a promise be? MPRGEG Warning...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 142,357 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Exhibit A by WereBunny87 reviews
Harry has been gone for two years. When he returns he's cold and different. And he's out for everyone that made him this way. WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,236 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort
Master And His Kitten by Elemantalelf reviews
When young Harry Potter is found by a young French man his live is turned around. He now lives with his master. He faces many challenges at school. creatures Harry. Mpreg. Dumbledore/Granger/Molly/Ronald/Ginevra bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,899 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., OC
Call me Diablo by Little Karma reviews
A Girl from the gangs childhood, is living her own Fast and Furious life...No matter what her father says. it is just who she. Rated for safety
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 118,348 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 8/5/2009
Werewolves: Imprints and Drama by Werehorse23 reviews
What I Bella was a werewolf and one of the Pack imprinted with her. While Jake finds out she's his twin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Bella, Embry
Isabella Marie LestrangeSnape by Brittany -Draco's Gurl reviews
After the break up with Edward, Bella thinks it's time to go home in the wizarding world. She finds love in a fellow Slytherin, and what will she do when she sees the Cullens? My summaries always suck so please read, you'll find it interesting!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,604 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Draco M., Bella
Sometimes, Dreams Can Come True by katandjasper reviews
Bella never falls in love with Edward. She is 19 years old, and she has been running for almost 10 years. Who is she running from, Maria. She ends up running right into Jasper's arms. Not really good with summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 305,108 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
We Are Young by lostboykai reviews
Mykie O'Conner is Brian's twin, and older by two minutes, sister. She comes home from exploring abroad to spend time with her brother, only to end up getting sucked into the drama of Echo Park. She meets the Toretto Clan, and it all goes down-hill from there. Especially when she falls, and falls hard, for Jesse.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 7/1/2015 - [Jesse, OC] Brian
When You Say Nothing At All by Hanna Smith reviews
Ruthie Lahote was named after her great-grandmother, she is Paul's sister and she has selective muteism. What makes her the ideal girl to be brought into pack life? and will a certain wolf be able to help her in her quest to find her voice? FLUFF
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Embry, Paul
Lexia O'Connor Toretto by Irisflower101 reviews
Lexia O'Connor Toretto is Brian's adopted daughter after her parents failed to give her the life she needed. Now when Lexia is thrown into the mission of finding who murdered Letty, She will soon realize what it's like to have a family that cares about her. Takes place during the fourth movie.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 60,693 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Dom, Brian, Mia, OC
Cooking Lesson by mrscakeakajane reviews
Lucius Malfoy need help, he goes to his best friend, Severus Snape, Harry Potter is in detention. Severus and Harry start on a path that will lead to cooking lessons and changing the world, its all in a days work. rating will go up as chapters go on, high rating for language. The plot will twist and turn and hold you fast never to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 78,740 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 2,710 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Third Winchester Brother by IzzyDelta reviews
Team Gibbs head out on a case only find a cabin full of sulphuric stench. Tony, being the elder half-brother of our favourite pair of hunters, calls them in to help out. Nothing too bad could happen could it? See disclaimer on profile page
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dean W., Sam W.
A Gift by Ioli Ophelia reviews
Harry Potter has come in to a mysterious inheritance and has ended up with one but two mates. As a mysterious creature how will he survive the sudden change? How will he deal with mates such as his? Will he be accepted or rejected? (Under Revision, chapter 1 compete and posted, others in progress.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,709 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M.]
Falling for Ares by Luna Magic17 reviews
Bella prides herself on being a good girl. She had an okay upbringing. It would have been perfect if she never had to stay with Renee but she has accepted it. So what made her start a relationship with a mobster? Dimples and eyes. It was supposed to be easy but they hit a speed bump. Bella won't fall for Ares, will she? She is a 'good girl' after all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Bella, Jasper
Pet's War by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
The Curse in Harry's Magical Core takes a turn for worse, creating consequences that would lead him to an almost pre-mature death. Now with his magical core restored, Harry has to deal with the war between Voldemort and Dumbledore while balancing it with his tutor's courting. Nothing truly is fair in life and war. Part 2 of Pet's Trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,320 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S.
In Sickness and in Health by misteeirene reviews
At the end of Harry's 5th year he defeats Voldemort. After finding out that he has cancer and his friends turn their backs on him, Harry runs away to Forks Washington. Harry / Carlisle, slash, possible Mpreg, mention of past abusive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,939 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 2,619 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
The Bitter Hug of Mortality by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry is the younger brother of the Boy Who Lived and is a little strange. He hears voices no one else can hear, he knows things no one else should know and he's just this side of crazy. Oh, and everyone thinks he's a squib. When it comes to Harry, however, all bets are off and nothing is entirely certain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 136,378 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 3,407 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Antioch P., Cadmus P., Ignotus P.
A Twist in Destiny by IAMGinny reviews
AU: Voldemort won the first war. Harry grew up in a Rebel Camp. When Harry is captured during a routine scouting mission, they meet. And neither is expecting the outcome. Father/son story. Being rewritten on a new thread! On my profile! Better summary on rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,670 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Of Lies and Deceit and Hidden Personas by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 453,697 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 4,146 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Rise of the Dark Angel by mykkila09 reviews
A HP/DM fic; Dark Harry. Starts after the DOM battle; when Harry loses Sirius, he decides to drop his act of being the naive golden boy and shows his true nature. How will the Light react when their "Savior" is suddenly for the Dark side?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 401,610 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 3,430 - Follows: 3,693 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L., Neville L.
So Sang the Sun in Flight by Seoul81 reviews
For Harry, growing wings is just another freakish occurrence that he has to hide from his relatives. But when taking flight means running from volatile groups of wizards, angels, demons, and two brothers, he finds solace in being able to confide to Gabriel, the strange entity living inside his mind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 4/11 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Gabriel
Someone To Watch Over Me by creeveylover reviews
Kurt Hummel protects his loved ones, even if it means hiding his own pain. Enter Harry Potter, who makes it his business to take care of him, in every way. WARNINGS: Slash, Top Harry, Bottom Kurt, Mpreg, NON BLAINE FRIENDLY. EWE for HP verse, compliant with Glee thru S4 ep 15
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,454 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 3/19/2013
Whispers in Shadows by meekobb reviews
Bella and Charlie move on from Forks to get away from the past, but really, she is only going further back. Almost immediately upon her arrival she begins experiencing things that she doesn't understand and scares her. Some potentially new friends makes suddenly awakens new instincts that questions what she believes she knew and her secrets. M for future content. Damon/Bella.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,822 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Bella, Damon S.] Stefan S.
Another Side Of Me by Em-x. everlasting reviews
Bella gets a call from Damon. At the end she says, 'I love you' and that was all Rosalie needed to get the others to believe that Bella is cheating on Edward. Including Edward himself! Bella moves back to Mystic Falls and things get crazy. Why was Damon pleading for her to come home in the first place? And what does it have to do with a certain Original?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Bella, Damon S., Jeremy G., Klaus
Twilight Escape by Kiera27 reviews
Just after fourth year Harry was ready to suffer through a normal summer at the Dursley's only to find that they were going to the States where no one from the Wizarding World would be able to find him. Harry/? Slash Rating is just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,914 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 2,850 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Reese by Elemantalelf reviews
Harry Potter never existed. Harry Reese was born the same day as BWL Godric Potter. Harry never wanted to go to Hogwarts, instead he wanted to stay at home. Despite his father's best efforts, Harry refuses to make any friends, insisting that he only needed family. Powerful Harry. Harry/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Power of Love and Magic by misteeirene reviews
On Harry's seventeenth birthday he comes into a thought to be extinct creature inheritance. Magic gives to those who are worthy, but magic also punishes those who are not. Harry/Bill Harry/Charlie. Creature fic.. Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,020 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Harry P., Bill W., Charlie W.
We're The Bad Guys by Pandora0814 reviews
"Guess times haven't changed even in the DSS, still can't think for yourselves." I said to Hobbs, remembering how I used to be just like him. Taking orders but never trusting my own gut. A mistake my team and I made that cost them their lives. (Follows movies but a little time fillers between moves.) [Hobbs/OC]
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,914 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 8/11/2015 - [L. Hobbs, OC] Dom, Brian
Agitated by Rickmaniac69 reviews
Harry didn't want to go back for his sixth year at Hogwarts, with life spinning out of control he turned to drugs and alcohol to numb the pain. His Professors have had enough of this attitude but with Dumbledore refusing to send him back to London he is suspended into the care of one snarky Potion's Professor who refuses to let the Gryffindor get away without punishment. [SLASH]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,446 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 5/3/2015 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Draco M., Pansy P.
Behavioural Analysis by wereleopard reviews
Tony is tired of people assuming he has no brains, because of his Phys Ed Degree. He decides to do long distance learning. He sees a seminar run by Dr Spencer Reid, the two become friends. The BAU comes up with a case that could eventually include naval personnel, Spencer knows who to contact. SLASH
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,116 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 6/24/2014 - [Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs] [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch]
A Break in the Pattern by Kiaranassimu reviews
Harry Potter has been lied to from the time he was born. He was never Lily and James's son. He belongs to a whole different family, a whole different world. And that world has just found out that he exists. Harry, meet your twin brother, Dean Winchester. New extended summery on Chapter Eight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Dean W.
my big bad wolf by millymollymanda reviews
When bella goes to see jake she just wants answers but will she get more than she wanted? Will she let her self fall in love again or not? imprint story Bella&Sam OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,008 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Bella, Sam
Abused then Loved by Elemantalelf reviews
Harry is abused by his uncle when three people pick him up. After seeing the abuse they adopt him and move. Their he meets his mate. But troubles always finds Harry. Harry also comes into his creature inheritance. Slash. mpreg. J/H
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,759 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Harry P., Jasper]
Pinky Swear Promise by dd.01 reviews
Devistated Bella moves to Forks when Rene and Phil's new baby girl replaces her. Can cousin Jasper and friends show her she is irreplaceable and save her from her past? What happens when her abusive ex pays a visit? Em/B J/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,273 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Dragon bond by hadesgate51 reviews
adopted from Kindred01 Harry was at the Romanian Dragon Sanctuary, with Charlie when he meets Charlie mate, Yaoi, Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,469 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Charlie W.
The Youngest Potter by Elemantalelf reviews
The Potters made a mistake and thought that their oldest son was the bwl. The gave Harry away to an orphanage and the White family adopted him. After moving back to England can Harry and his adopted brother survive Hogwarts with Harry's boyfriend. Cross dressing Harry. HP/OC, OC/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Harry P., OC
N2O by SociallyAwkwardHumanAnomaly reviews
Two years before Sean came to Tokyo, Jett Toretto was the new kid on the block, Dominic Toretto's baby cousin; who has the Toretto touch when it comes to cars. Her fathers death leaves her in Japan stuck with the last man she wants to depend on. Han/OC
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,653 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Han
A Thing with Feathers by Rose Basilisk007 reviews
When Harry is left at the Dursley's after 5th year, his world has been tilt upside down with revelations. He finds himself alone and in dark times; twistedly re-living his childhood. Then, as all hope seems gone, a thing with feathers flutters back into his life. Contains: light-bashing, abuse, slash-HP/LV/TMR, MPreg later. Don't Like, Don't Read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,341 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Ugh Demons by xXi-am-switzerlandXx reviews
Whilst Edward was gone, Bella found her true talent with the help of two very handsome strangers. The Cullen's have returned and they want an explanation...T for language and eventual violence. RE-WRITE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Dean W., Bella
My Bundle of Joy by Taze Like Darcy reviews
Bella is kidnapped and leaves her daughter in the care of an old lady and her daughter. Spencer is forced to tell a secret he has long since kept to save the woman he loves and take care of his baby girl as he tries to search for his beloved
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 3/7/2015 - S. Reid, Bella
Only You by Wordy Blackbirdy reviews
'Tom would do anything for Harry. Anything from innocent as sneaking them out in the middle of the night - right under the nose Mrs. Cole's nose; the orphanage matron - for Harry to enjoy the first snowfall of the year; to making Cindy Crawford's puppy 'disappear' because she made Harry cry.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,129 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Silver Tongue by Shadow Hidden By The Moon reviews
Harry Potter was nothing like the world expected him to be. He's slowly changing the game of how the world works; exposing secrets, lies, and plots no one wanted to know about but will have no choice but to accept and silently growing a following to right so many wrongs. Harry/Tom pairing. Ron and Dumble bashing. Rating M because of future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 179,344 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 3,893 - Follows: 4,731 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Shifting Sands, Swirling Sea by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
The summer before fourth year, Harry, Hermione, and Sirius live together in wizarding France. The impact of all they learn there becomes clear when Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Intelligent!Submissive!Harry. Cultured!Submissive!Hermione. Mature!Lord!Sirius. DM/HP. VK/HG. Traditional Courtship, Some Politics, Some Action, Evil Voldemort, Manipulative Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,184 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Viktor K.]
Potter-Black by Elemantalelf reviews
Harry was born to three parents. Two are killed and the third takes him in hiding with Sirius. When Dumbledore dies Harry is 17 and finally meets his mate. RB/LP/JP, LV/HP. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
The Rowthan Heir by RaevynMoon reviews
My name is Harrison Rowthan. Until I was nine, my name used to be Harry James Potter. I was born in 1977, days after my parents graduated. My brother came along in 1980. It's now 1994. I attend Durmstrang. The Tri-Wizard Tournament is about to begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,703 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Viktor K.
What Do I Stand For by mmjayy1987 reviews
Gabriella Toretto lives the life of a street racer, after watching her father die she promised she would never get behind the wheel. That is until he brother is arrested. She turns to the street life to block it out, to let it go. Who will save her? And who will destroy her? Premovie. Sequel up London and Furious.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 175,099 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Dom, Mia, OC - Complete
Ohana Means Nobody Gets Left Behind by Dreamwind1 reviews
HP/Hawaii Five-O - SLASH-Steve x Danny - A surprising accident leads to Harry finding out he has a family waiting for him in paradise.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,941 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 12/27/2011 - [Steve M., Danny W.] Harry P.
Nothing Else Matters by Alethea27 reviews
What if Severus took custody of Harry Potter within a month after he was dumped on the Dursley's doorstep by Dumbledore? Dumbledore, James and Sirius bashing. Please read and review. This story is AU and NOT canon-compliant. Image courtesy of Adahy 04.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,396 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Courting a Malfoy by slayer of destiny reviews
When Harry and Neville take a holiday to France to escape Dumbledore's manipulations for the summer they meet the brother and nephew of Lucius Malfoy, the youngest Malfoy male quickly catching Harry's eye and leading to an interesting summer. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,576 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 2,219 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 266,203 - Reviews: 3531 - Favs: 6,169 - Follows: 7,207 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
The Major's Kitten by PoorlyKnitted reviews
Some vampires should really learn how to not leave their strays where a Major could pick them up...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,553 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Bella, Jasper]
Finding My Family: The Beginning of the end! by Southern AnnaBelle reviews
ON HOLD FOR REWRITE...
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella
Damon's Little Girl by Southern AnnaBelle reviews
What if Damon had a daughter? What if she was related to the Major? What if her name happened to be Isabella Salvatore? What if everyone knows her as Bella Swan? After Edward leaves, she's a mess and all she want's is her daddy. What happens to those who harm Damon's little girl isn't good. Will Izzy protect them or give them up on a silver platter? Adopted by Kim253.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Bella, Damon S.
Southern Soldier Returning Home by bookworm1016 reviews
Harry Potter grew up with Jasper Whitlock and they joined the Confederate Army together at 15. Harry disappeared shortly before Jasper was turned, so why is his name coming up in a conversation in Forks High School?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,687 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Harry P., Jasper
Anarkia by Naia reviews
Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,637 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 4,768 - Follows: 4,919 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
Rifles and Ravens by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Dean made a Deal to save Sam. What he didn't know was that the snarky Brit who showed up was no demon, but a wizard who was pretty ticked off at Heaven. He's sold his freedom to a snarky librarian who lives in the old Men of Letters bunker. Meet Raven, a wizard who's chosen a life of exile...until the angel who ruined his life makes an appearance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,434 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/22 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W.
The Second Mate by NatalyaShae reviews
So, when Edward tries to leave Bella in the woods, Carlisle comes and claims her as his second Mate. Esme is still in the pic, Bella is family approved, Edward is a bit pissy he didn't get his way and that Carlisle gets the girl. More of a lemon one shot. Not all that great but I like the idea of the story...R/R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,590 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Bella, Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Partners in Crime: Ride or Die by ramzgurl reviews
Dom and Sara are back in the exciting sequel to Fast and Furious: Partners in Crime! After 5yrs of being on the run Dom and Sara find themselves back in L.A. to avenge the death of a family member. Along the way they encounter old friends, meet new ones, and uncover a web of lies that runs deeper than they could have imagined. Will they Ride, or will they Die?
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,201 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Dom, OC
Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives with her abusive father, Charlie, after the death of her mother. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's secrets, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,581 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Sam's sister by TwIlIgHtLuVeR1994 reviews
Sam has a little sister. She is dumped on his doorstep and he is stuck with a fifteen year old girl.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,213 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Sam
Time To Change by Rickmaniac69 reviews
[Sequel to the story 'Broken']. Harry and Severus now have to live with the consequences of their relationship. After a huge sacrifice on Harry's part, are they able to work things out between themselves and the law to be with each other again or has Harry's new friends pushed him down a dark path? [Warnings: Mentions of alcohol, sex, abuse, a pinch of Dark!Harry, and slash].
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 125,951 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 7/17/2015 - [Harry P., Severus S.]
Orion Zabini Potter by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry and Blaise are brought together by events that mean Harry has to flee Hogwarts, feelings develop and Harry's place in the war is in the balance. MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,593 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 2,881 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,486 - Reviews: 6235 - Favs: 9,849 - Follows: 10,492 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Home Again by samsjazz reviews
Stopped from jumping off the cliff, Bella and Jacob soon begin a relationship but a mistake makes Bella flee. She returns months later with danger hot on her heels to seek the protection of the pack for her and the surprise she brings with her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 250,140 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Silken Starlight by Poetgirl616 reviews
This is set around graduation. Things are going great in Forks! In a moment of magnificent epiphany, Bella makes a mad, rash and-perhaps-genius decision. Want to know more? Look inside! Poly story. Banner designed and made by Fanficqueen306
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 51,626 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Bella, Jasper
Enough by JazzyBoHart6 reviews
S2 AU: Kurt's had enough. Enough of people not caring about his feelings, enough of being forgotten & overlooked. So when Kurt's family forget's his 17th birthday, it's the last straw for him, he pack's his bags & takes up his grandmother's offer to live in Paris for a few months, where he meets Sebastian Smythe. Kurt-Centric not Rachel, Mercedes or Blaine -friendly. Kurtbastian
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,626 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Home by NikkiB1973 reviews
Bella returns to visit Charlie after being away for a whole year. She brings a surprise with her that will change the lives of the Black family forever. Set a year after the wedding in BD AU. On temporary hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,636 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Jacob, Bella
The story of Beaut Graziano by HateOnMeNowBiotch reviews
Beaut Graziano grew up down the street from the Torettos. Letty is her best friend. Her father and Richard Toretto ( Dom and Mias dad ) were best friends also. Starts the day of the crash that killed him. Dom and Beaut fall in love but like life, the road to getting there isn't easy. R&R to find out what happens. Will follow into FATF 1,4,5,6, and 7. New chapters Feb 10th
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,839 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [Dom, OC] Letty, Mia
Family Dealing by kirallie reviews
AU. Slash. Harry's parentage is a bit more complicated than anyone ever told him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,236 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 2,954 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Sam W.] Remus L., Crowley
Hybrid by vanessa97 reviews
Bellas mom had a lot of mythical origins her dad was a la Push shape shifter when they die and she leaves to the la Push what will happen to the girl who has felt so unloved all her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,562 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Sam
Of Course by Little-Mario reviews
After his sister compels him to leave Mystic Falls, Jeremy goes to Forks to stay with his cousin, Bella, a while. Since coming out of the fog that Edward left her in, Bella will learn that the supernatural world is much larger (and dangerous) than she once thought it was. And she's not the only one that has been keeping secrets in their family. Bella/Kol for pairings so far.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,486 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Bella, Jeremy G., Kol M.
Becoming Lord Potter-Black by Dolceconbrio reviews
On his sixteenth birthday, Harry gets a letter that tells him that there is more about being an Heir than he thinks.There are certain rules and etiquettes to follow. He learns that not everything is as simple as it seems and decides that he will do everything he can to create choices for everyone. Mild Dumbledore-bashing. No pairing Rated T to be safe. Some mentions of child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,211 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 3,273 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Harry P.
Bella's Secret by Contradictation reviews
Bella's has a secret that she never told the Cullens. What if she was adopted by Charlie and Renee. Who is her Real Parents, and why is Bella avoiding the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,522 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Demetri - Complete
Demon King Daddy by Dark Sea Kitten reviews
Harry trusted Dumbledore. Now he lost his godfather, his friends, and is has been tossed into the middle of not only the Wizard War, but the end of the world. Thankfully he has his real father to back him up. HP/SPN. M/M, MPreg
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,263 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/7 - [Harry P., Dean W.] [Crowley, James P.]
Bureau Boarding School by StoryTimez reviews
Spencer Reid is the new kid at Bureau Boarding School, a school made for the rich. After getting in on a scholarship, he meets people with secrets as dark as his own, people who will become the closest friends he's ever had. Moreid. R/M. Characters include (but are not limited to): DM, SR, AH, EP, PG, DR, ES. High school au
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,953 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 5/27/2015 - D. Morgan, D. Rossi, S. Reid
Real Life Sucks by Cheezels reviews
"In short, this class is going to teach you to survive life." Professor McGonagall thinks she's come up with a brilliant idea. There are several hundred students who disagree. PARODY (of sorts)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,144 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Raguel by Astiar reviews
This is Not a tale of Harry Potter. How could it be when he died at just 15 months old? Neither is this a tale of adventure. This is not about romance or coming of age. No. This is a tale of breaking the law. Of pissing off justice. Of betraying a brother. This is the story of Raguel and his rise from the ashes. And his struggle to regain his home and reunite the heavens.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,557 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Harry P., Sam W.
All about family- new beginnings by HateOnMeNowBiotch reviews
A wedding, two pregancies, and a familiar face. How will Dom and Evie handle their already rocky relationship when a baby is thrown in the picture? New chapter Aug 30th
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,621 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Dom, OC] [Brian, Mia]
Danger Magnet by etraxler reviews
Set during New Moon. The Cullens leave and Bella eventually finds herself in need of help... again. She ends up with the vampires she least expected... SORRY! I really suck at summaries. eventually M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 138,437 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Miss P by Zanchev reviews
A one night stand leads to a solid friendship based on lewd jokes, good scotch, and refreshing honesty. A year or so later, things keep building and building and Dean's finding it hard to cope, so he turns to his lover-turned-best-friend, Harry, begging for guidance. Will Harry be able to help the Winchesters avenge their mom? and how is Harry connected to the Hunter Miss P?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,931 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Dean W.
Return of the JubliAdder Elves by CheyennePotter95 reviews
A morose Harry - fresh from his Fifth year at Hogwarts - comes into a highly unusual creature inheritence on his sixteenth birthday. Follow Harry as he rediscovers the magical world through new eyes, and learns some horrifying and astonishing truths. H/S HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,860 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Harry P., Seamus F.
Replaceable by StarSwathi reviews
Kurt's life spirals out of his control but he finds help in the unlikeliest people.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 184,005 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
The Soul Guardian by mysecretthoughts reviews
What if Ron wasn't the first Weasley Harry befriended? How would that change life of the boy who lived? Mostly made up of correspondence between the two as Harry enters his first year of school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,926 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Charlie W., Harry P.
Music, Life, and Embry by cityofmyheart reviews
Kanti is a 17 year old girl that desires to live life happily. Gradually, it seems that the people she cares about the most walk out of her life. She has to make a drastic change to move across the country from Jersey to La Push. Will the new people in her life leave her too, particularly a native La Push guy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,362 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Embry
Multiple Masters by You're All So Vacant reviews
Alternate Universe, where Harry, Draco, Lucius, Severus, Rodolphus, Bill, Remus and Tom are all living together.Harry and Draco are submissives. Will be SnarryLu, Tom/Draco Rodolphus/Hermione Bill/Rem/?. BDSM D/S, multiple partners, exhibitionism.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,519 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Rodolphus L.
Turning Tides by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry takes charge of his own life and takes his seats on the Wizengamot with Hermione and Ron's help. He meets new people and makes some new allies, including the gorgeous, mysterious Mikhail Zabini. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 3,194 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Happenings of Love by Ryane-Foxx reviews
Voldemort is dead, and the Light have finally won. Never knowing what a real family or love felt like; Harry Potter sought only those things for his life. Finally having his family all together in 12 Grimmauld Place will lead Harry on an adventure where he will be more than surprised to find the love of his life. Rated M for eventual slash. Extra warnings at beginning of each chap
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,950 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [Harry P., Remus L.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
The Maker by TheSilverboar reviews
Harry, always shunted off to the side, always forgotten is okay with it. In his solitude he gains strength, knowledge, and influence. He creates wonders never seen and intends to take the world by storm. Wrong BWL, Smart Harry, Independent Harry, Potter bashing, Ron bashing, Hermione bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,272 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z., OC, Daphne G.
Magical Twilight by kirallie reviews
AU. Pairings decided. When Edward leaves Bella in the woods someone other than Sam finds her. And what secrets are the new kid in town hiding?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,482 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 11/25/2009 - [Harry P., Jasper] [Bella, Jacob]
Veela heart by slayer of destiny reviews
Another Lucius veela story but I hope this is different. Harry discovers in an unusual way that Lucius is a veela and he is his mate. He has to decide what type of relationship he wants with Lucius while coping with his own veela protective urges.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,035 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 3,138 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
I Guess This Changes Things! by harrypotterfanatic22 reviews
"Why do you always leave?" She sobbed. "Because I'm not sure that I want to stay." He replied in his usual cold tone. Join Bella as she struggles to come to terms with her losses, her adventures, her romances and her friendships. This story may be a tad on the sad side. WILL BE DELETED. NEW STORY.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Bella, Paul
Saving angels by slayer of destiny reviews
Kali gives Gabriel a little more time, its a race to find a way to heal him when two unusual guests show up on Bobby's doorstep that may be able to give Team Free Will a chance, saving their two angels in more than one way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,998 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Castiel
The Second Choice by CandyCoatIt reviews
Everyone loved Amelia Gilbert, but no one could ever be IN love with her. Not with younger sister Elena Gilbert throwing herself at the face of danger. Amelia is tired of being forgotten. But due to circumstances she will find herself in an unlikely romance with an Original. And even more unlikely friendships with Mystical Falls most hated Vampires. UNDER CONSTRUCTION!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,170 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [OC, Elijah] Damon S.
Heavenly Demon by kirallie reviews
AU. Eventual Slash, threesome with Wincest. Heaven's newest Archangel has been sent to help keep the Seals from breaking. He's not like the other angels, he actually likes Sam and he's keeping a rather big secret.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,006 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Harry P., Dean W., Sam W.] Michael
How Bad Do You Want It? by scribblernamedmeg reviews
Shannon would do anything to help her friends, as long as they answered one question with total honesty. When her friends ask her to help a friend of theirs, she asks the same question only to get a reply she'd never heard before. "I'd give my life for this." At that, she knew she'd better buckle up, things were gonna get crazy.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2015
This Left Feels Right by Bertie Bott reviews
Sometimes life throws you a curve ball right when you need it most. Damon is asked to visit an old friend by someone he can't say no to. When he gets to Forks, though, it's not a family of vampires he finds waiting for him, but an angry girl who just might give his life the new direction he's been seeking...
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,680 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [Bella, Damon S.] - Complete
Meet Uncle John by kirallie reviews
Due to an assignment Hary learns he has more family alive than he thinks. How will they react to suddenly being asked to care for him? And how exactly are they meant to keep their job a secret, after all this is Harry we're talking about. No pairings though mention of previous slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,263 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 4,542 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Andromeda T., Sam W., Dean W.
Revenge I by meekobb reviews
Alaric receives word that his older half brother is dead and heads out to Forks to help plan the funeral arrangements with his niece. During his visit, strange events occur that are too familiar, making him call in reinforcements. When he learns the girl his brother left behind is the target, he can't help but question how much she really knows.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,768 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Bella, Damon S., Alaric S.
The Untitled Wound by GleekShip reviews
Kurt does everything he can do to survive the final moments of a shooting at McKinley. May contain TRIGGERS
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,504 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Kurt H., Puck
Thawing out the numbness by KaitieEM reviews
Hailey's life took an abrupt turn for the worst when her Dad left. When she gets a new job at the La Push Diner and meets the most volatile of the wolves will she be able to resist the irrational feelings she has for this complete stranger? Will Paul be able to have enough patience to get past his imprint's hurt and insecurities?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,219 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [Sam, Emily] Leah, Paul
Something to Hope For by meekobb reviews
Bella was saved by a strange vampire that day in the clearing. After developing an odd friendship with the mysterious man, they learned that they were both very broken souls, lost on their paths. When she is abandoned by her friends who once protected her, she is left with no one but hope in a man who once saved her life. Maybe they can save each other along the way. Bella/Damon AU
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,266 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Bella, Damon S.] - Complete
Morning Star by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was often told, at least before his fall, that he was the most beautiful of their Father's creations. In his youthful folly and vanity he had agreed with them. Now he knew better and he dared anyone to claim otherwise while gazing at the being in his arms.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,119 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 3,575 - Follows: 4,202 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Lucifer, Gabriel
Firework by KusanoSaku reviews
For all his apparent forgiveness of Ron for abandoning him, he's incapable of forgetting. The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to grow up and changed the way he looked at things as well as what he focused on. Complete AU from the day of the Third Task.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,066 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M.
Carlisle Helped by NemoNewbie reviews
What if Alice hadn't been waiting for Bella after she jumped off the cliff in New Moon? What if it was a different member of the Cullen clan? Twilight fanfiction
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,026 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 12/17/2012 - [Bella, Carlisle]
Mind the Sharp Edges by silver drip reviews
"I can picture you right now you know. I'd wager anything that you're biting that plump lower lip of yours." On the other end of the line I heard Bella gasp. My grin became wider. I instinctively knew that no matter what I said I couldn't scare her away, not after what we did in the dressing room. Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 36,201 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Bella, Jasper]
Signed, Lady Voldemort by Rayniekinnz reviews
'The Order are getting desperate and cast the Spatiosus curse on Harry, hoping it will amplify the hate within him for the Dark and once and for all end the War and Voldemort. As with anything that happens to Harry, it all goes a bit skew and suddenly, the Light think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea after all…' Eventual LV/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,562 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Draco M., Tom R. Jr.
HeArt History by Goddess Bless reviews
Penelope is angry over Kevin's betrayal. She fears that she will never find another guy who would take her on her own terms. When a nasty slip in a coffee shop leads to potential romance, how will this technical analyst take to the unknown. Who is the green eyed art historian, and why can she not stop thinking about him? HP/PG Somewhat epilogue compliant, but not really.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,277 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., P. Garcia
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 96,711 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 4,942 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Diadone Method by m0untainc1imber reviews
When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,192 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 3,880 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P.
Lily's Secret by BigJellyMonster reviews
Abandoned by his friends after his name came out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry has to figure out how to survive on his own. Whether it's learning new spells, or finding out why he suddenly has fangs, Harry in in for another rough year. Father Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,640 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 2,109 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort
My True Family by SlashAddict4Life reviews
Harry finds out about his messed up life. Will he like the changes? read and find out. This is SLASH if you're not a fan then I don't even know why your reading it. Will have Mpreg
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,228 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Lucius M., OC, Leroy Jethro Gibbs] Harry P.
The Wrong Kind of Love by The Potters of the Future reviews
It's the beginning of 6th yr and Harry comes back to find he and Snape are lusting for each other. Will this attraction grow to something else? Warnings: Snarry Slash, Teacher-Student Relations. Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,357 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Repercussions (of a one night stand) by Von reviews
It's just one of those things that happens. But now John has a third (fourth) son, who is too mute for any of their comfort and trailing a shadow of evil behind him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,973 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., John W., Dean W., Sam W.
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 5,794 - Follows: 3,979 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Master of Death by SalazarMorfinGaunt reviews
Summary: Death looked at Harry James Potter with pity. He was only 4 years old and he was dead. He died by the abuse he suffered from his uncle. Death saw a lot of people die, but there was something about the child he recognized. It looked as if the Peverall brothers were combined. Death did something odd, atleast odd in mortal ways, he sent him to an Alternate Dimension.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 7/1/2015
Just Another Orphan by ValwithV reviews
Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter just another orphan. Without the scar on his forehead Harry is free to choose his own path. His Slytherin sorting is only the first surprise to his parents' old friends. Darkish themes. Dark!Harry. Rating could go up to M later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,530 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Neville L.
Order of the Dragon by mindofemmette reviews
62/? When Harry Potter starts coming into his full wizarding powers too early, what better way to stabilize his magic than a full marriage bond? Certain Weasley brothers can't stand to see Harry manipulated any longer, and suddenly plans change. Eventual Harry/Charlie, Fred/George, Sirius/? Begins after Harry's fourth year, but only VERY loosely follows plot after that point. Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 344,534 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 3,386 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Entwine by Aaer reviews
It takes only a hurt snake for Harry to realize something is very wrong. Uncovering the truth in the lies, he realizes what exactly Dumbledore had done, and concludes to do something about it. Time travel, Dark!Creature!Harry, eventual HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,470 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 3,403 - Follows: 4,473 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sucked In by PsychoBarbie reviews
The missing founding family has returned to Mystic Falls. Or at least everyone is so sure of it but Kenzie has her doubts, even if she does have a family ring that has caught the attention of quite a few people in town. Damon seems to be the only one who gets her and he finds her and the fact she doesn't fear death intriguing, so it's up to him to learn her story, right?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 177,843 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 1/10/2013 - [Damon S., OC] [Elena G., Stefan S.]
I'll Catch You by ElissaB reviews
So bella is 7 and abused by her father. she meets Emmett VAMP at the park and they get this crazy weird connection and become friends. The abuse gets worse and Emmett finds out. What will he do? Will his love for this tiny human girl manage to save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,206 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Not Enough Time by mommy4thomas reviews
What happens when Damon Salvatore is the one that saves Bella Swan from James at the Ballet Studio? What lies ahead for them both? Rated M for language and sexual situations.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,516 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Bella, Damon S.]
Fast and Furious Families by the DEVIL may care but I don't reviews
This is just some weird idea that popped into my head after seeing Furious7. What if the Torettos had another sister that had gotten romantically involved when everything with Owen happened. Deckard/OC. I, as always, own nothing. Seriously, this is just an idea that wouldn't leave me alone.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,865 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015 - [D. Shaw, OC] - Complete
My Little Snake by Silverbrokenfang reviews
Harry was left on the Dursley's doorstep. Abuse is a common day thing for him, and Albus Dumbledore only wants a broken pawn, so what happens when Snape saves Harry when he comes to take him to get his school things and everyone realizes that this Harry Potter isn't what they thought he would be. HP/TMR Jr. Dark/Independent/Intelligent/Slytherin like/Creature!Harry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,711 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
SeeYouAgain by NYCBaby13 reviews
Instead of Giselle/Han, it's OC/Han. Starts during Fast5. Everyone knows about the famous Brian O'Connor, but he never told anyone, but Roman and Tej about his baby sister Jaelene. Brian gives her a call when he needs her help with some business. Will she agree to help and see some old friends? Will the team welcome her? I own nothing but Jaelene and future OC's. UPDATING STORY!
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,220 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [OC, Han] [Brian, Mia] - Complete
Snake Child by GoddessofMadness reviews
Sequel to Werewolf Child. Shadow Lupin-Black is back for his 4th year at Hogwarts, but, is it all going to go as well as planned? Family drama, new relationships, and the Triwizard Tournament all play major roles for young Shadow. 2nd of the Child Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,257 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Werewolf Child by GoddessofMadness reviews
Remus had a son with someone. His son was taken from him by a horrible twist of fate. Remitus. Mpreg. RL/? RL/SB COMPLETE! 1st of the Child Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Step to the Edge by Cuinawen reviews
In Denver, while Kol is watching Jeremy at his brother's request an unlikely comradeship is formed. Then Kol also meets Bella, and every rule is thrown out the window as the three bond in love and friendship. Bella/Kol pairing, Bella/Jeremy friendship *Mature Content*
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,152 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Bella, Kol M.] Jeremy G.
Old friends, New Love by Reject's Angel reviews
Dom returns home for a special day to get a blast from the past and is forced to make a life changing decision. Dom/OC
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,432 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Dom
Life With Kylie by Mrs.Spencer Reid1 reviews
Kylie Thomas grew up as a hunter. She was raised on the road by her mother. At sixteen she comes home from a hunt to find her mother dead and the BAU investigating her murder but she knows they won't find anything. Then she's told she must live with the brother she didn't know she had and he's a Fed. Desperate, she calls the only person she knows will help her, Dean Winchester.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,363 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014
Never Really Human by cullensbabymama7 reviews
Done playing human, Bella leaves Forks behind after Edward breaks up with her. Moving on Bella decides to go visit her friend Stefan Salvatore, or at least that was her plan. After arriving to surprise him, she, herself gets a surprise when she finds out he's left town with a certain Hybrid... leaving her with Damon & to put up with the others.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,764 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Bella, Klaus, Stefan S.
The Dopplegangers Little Sister by XOXOIndianaEvansXOXO reviews
Ava Gilbert is recovering from the loss of her parents. As she starts to come to terms with her new life, things take a strange turn. She is attacked by a man who knows her. Or thinks he does. As Ava grows close to an old friend, Tyler, things only get stranger. Does she have some mystical connection to the man who attacked her? And to Tyler? I own nothing. lightly AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,584 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Damon S., Tyler L., OC
The Push and Pull of Things by Cuinawen reviews
While Kol is on the Other Side he develops an unlikely relationship with Isabella. Now, with Niklaus and Elijah's help, she may be the key to his return. Is New Orleans ready for it? Family and Love above all else… Bella/Kol... Mature content
Crossover - Twilight & Originals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,800 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Bella, Kol M.] Klaus M., Elijah M.
Halloween Kisses and Snakes by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter has come back to Hogwarts and has changed, with new friends, a new look and an invitation to stay at Malfoy Manor for Halloween what is the boy to do? Stalking, Drunks, Proposals and Madness. HP/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,079 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Wandering Animagus by Kat100666 reviews
The Dark Side bring back a puppy instead of Potter, so now what will they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,580 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 2,165 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P.
Changes by Tesgura reviews
Set in the beginning of the 4th book, Dark!Powerful!Harry After Lucius is sent to take out the people watching Harry during the summer and Harry gets 'kidnapped' before joining Voldemort. But when Harry goes back who's waiting for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 69,292 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Butterfly by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
His life as Primavera had been a cocoon, a transition to something better... Now that he left the protection it gave him... Will he manage to be himself? Or will he eventually return to the cocoon and to the safety it gave him? Sequel!NotEverAgain, Slash, Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] OC
What Everyone Didn't Know by zyphoracutie reviews
Updated 06/3/2015 - AU, Harry is in his sixth year at Hogwarts when he finds out some long kept secrets about him and his family. A father and a sibling return from out of nowhere to reveal the truths about his past and his life. OoTP Compliant! Slash SSJP FWHP GWOC GWDM RWSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,607 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Fred W.
We Own It by Whedonista93 reviews
Clan Toretto takes in a racer from Brian and Rome's past, and decide to keep her despite the trouble she brings, because you never turn your back on family. Excerpt: "Who is she?" Dom asked. "Brian with tits." Rome answered around a mouthful of hamburger. One look from Mia and his mouth snapped shut. "Family." Brian answered.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,788 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Dom, OC - Complete
Teddy Bear Rewritten by VoidInkSplatters reviews
AU, Harry is a year younger then Tom and is living in the same orphanage. Tom vows to protect Harry and everything that he does is for himself and Harry. How will this change Tom's view of the world? Will he still have the same future as the Dark Lord Voldemort or will Harry help shape the world into a better future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,636 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Discovering Magic by The Artistic Fool reviews
At dinner before the World Cup, Bill does something strange that shocks and angers Molly. What did he do? Why does it make Ron think he's a Dark Wizard? Harry asks these questions and more as he slowly learns things he never knew about Magic, and comes to know and count on Bill during his trying 4th year, and beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,945 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Harry P., Bill W.
Love Me Love Me Not: TFATF PRELUDE by RaquelCullen95 reviews
Once a job goes bad for Calleigh and her team she needs help ASAP. Then she hears about Torettos Team and quickly enlists them. Once Calleigh and Vince meet there's something heavy between them, but can Calleigh get over her recent trauma and let him in? With everything that's happening can they make it work? Or will it end in heartache? (P/S: This is the prelude to TFATF)
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Vince, OC - Complete
What Have I Done? by DayDreamer4693 reviews
My first story! Charlotte meets the team in high school and gets wrapped up into their world! Enjoy and Review!
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Dom, OC
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 464,660 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 6,720 - Follows: 6,709 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Cheat Sheet by Azrael Gaunt reviews
SLASH It took Kingsley 3 months and 10 firewhiskeys to convince Potter to take a vacation. But, Harry's Auror instincts won't rest for the hols. In the US, Dick Roman rubs him the wrong way and he's wondering why he's the only one gawking at Crowley's hellhound. Then, he meets the Winchesters and, after interrogation, becomes a member of the team in Project Leviathan. S/H
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,668 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Harry P., Sam W.
The Trial by reviewgirl911 reviews
AU: Harry Potter, older brother to the Boy-Who-Lived and the Dark Lord's right-hand man, is now on trial for war crimes. DMLE prosecutor and former flame Daphne Greengrass comes to his defense. The secrets and manipulations will rock Wizarding Britain and reveal a boy who never stopped fighting and a love that never quite faded.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Not so broken by allie23o reviews
Bella is sick of everyone thinking she is this doll that can break at any time. What happen one night that she is walking home alone in dark and Paul pick her up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,977 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Time's Gone By by Black Fire Blossom reviews
Months had past sense anyone had seen or heard from Brian. But that hadn't stopped me. I had to keep going, and live my life. Dom was in Baja with Letty, and Suki dragged me down to Miami to live with her. Everything was going good. I made new friends, and worked for Tej in my free time. And the best part is, i caught the attention of Miami's best... Carter Verone.
Crossover - Fast and the Furious & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,182 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 1/22/2014 - C. Verone, Brian, Bella
Slow and Steady Wins the Race by Magirus reviews
"I had to race twenty-four freaking hours to get you out of it and all you can do is shrug?" She asked playfully," I could've spent that money upgrading my car, but no, it all went to paying off your debt, you dirty money launderer."
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,636 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Han
Fast Cars and Freedom by neoncyanide reviews
Abby Hayes is 16. She grew up with a drunken mess of a mother and several step fathers. Never truly loved. When a car accident kills Allie's mother, Abby is sent to live with the father she never met, Dominic Toretto. She doesn't click with his group too well, but soon, she'll learn that family is the most important thing.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Dom, Brian, Letty, Mia
Getting Back to Myself by DeadGrlSprStr666 reviews
Bella has had it with Edward, she dumps him before the party and starts getting back to who she really is. She's friends with Jake, will meet the Pack and become an Imprint. Story is rated M for mild drug use, graphic language and sexual content!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 196,883 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/29/2010 - [Bella, Sam] - Complete
Every Wolf's Bane by blade-of-the-shadows reviews
Two men, both believing they are damaged beyond repair, meet through seemingly unlikely circumstances. Both want nothing more than a family, though one is a lot more obvious about it, but they can't help but believe that they aren't worthy. Through trial and error, together Harry and Fenrir learn that at some point their pasts will stop chasing them and peace can be found. ONHIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,679 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Harry P., Fenrir G.]
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 4417 - Favs: 8,591 - Follows: 9,600 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Wingman by Hiphopangel1221 reviews
Brian and Alex have been friends since they were little kids. All Brian talks about is a girl who works in the small store attached to Toretto's. As a friend, She plays his wingman. I suck at summaries!
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,875 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Brian, Mia] [Dom, OC] - Complete
Bring Me Flowers by TheYummyPencil reviews
He's her teacher- she's his student- he's uptight- she's laidback- he spins on his toes- she spins on her head- and there are a thousand other reasons why they cannot, should not, will not be. But somehow, despite all rhyme or reason, they are. Blandie!
Step Up - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,359 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Blake C., Andie W.
Family by ShadowBlaize reviews
Aislin O'Connor. I am 17 years old. I have been racing and driving since I was fifteen. I am the younger sister of Brian O'Connor. I beat Dom Toretto in a race with only three years of experience. This is my story
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 144 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Han, Dom, Brian, OC
The Wizard of Seattle Grace by Amiyrasmom reviews
Challenge response. Challenge was from the Challenge King. Harry Potter is head of psych at Seattle Grace Hospital. Challenge parameters are inside. Let me know what you all think of it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,227 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Callie T.
New beginnings by unfortunateblessings reviews
When Harry moved to the sleepy little town of Lima he didn't know what to expect. But this new life could be good. It could be great.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,227 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H., Puck
Howl For Me by Quillpens reviews
AU where Remus adopts Harry and changes both of their lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,479 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Harry P., Remus L., Fenrir G. - Complete
Past's Playmate by Pravus Angellus reviews
Time travel, Founders, Vampires, Dark Lords, Oh my! Slash! Warning: M/M pairings, some het, if you don't like, please don't read. Some chapters may contain items not appropriate for those under the age of 17. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,286 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Respites Never Last by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
Harry makes a deal with a demon in order to get rid of Voldemort once and for all. Jump forward a few years and Harry finds himself in America, land of the Hunters. He gets mixed up with the Winchesters, but hunting, demons, and magic aren't an ideal mix. Canon divergent. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,755 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 4/22/2013 - [Harry P., Sam W.] - Complete
Two Teams, One Agent by dwinchester'sgirl88 reviews
Sometimes the past comes back when you least expect it and bites you in the ass. Anthony DiNozzo just wished that someone or something had given him a heads up before it did. Now he's stuck in the middle. Tibbs slash with some mentions of Moreid.
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.] A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan - Complete
Divine Providence by Ayah Papaya reviews
From the moment he saw her, Edward knew that she was no ordinary human. The last of her kind had disappeared over 90 years ago. Can Edward help Bella reconnect with her past, and fulfill an ancient prophecy? With the Cullens' help, can she destroy the Volturi and save mankind from certain destruction?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 192,711 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark as Night by LavenderStorm reviews
After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry (adopted)Father!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 149,757 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 3,572 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Maybe it was Fate by sweetkiwi604 reviews
MacKenna is Leon's little sister, Jesse's best friend and Mia's shopping buddy. So when she leaves NY to see them in LA is it just a visit or is she running? And who will she open up to?
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,515 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Vince, Leon, Jesse - Complete
The Lies I've Told by caza812 reviews
Is Isabella Who she says she is or is she nothing of the sort. When her past comes back to get her will her love for her imprint push away her family and everything she has every known.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Dean W., Bella
Broken Bonds by unmanageable1 reviews
When Jacob imprints and breaks Bella's heart again who will she turn to for comfort? How will Jake react? Where's Emily? Will Bella run away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 79,918 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Bella, Sam
Besoin De Vitesse by Poohabear reviews
A old friend of Dom's was called in for the Rio heist. Han felt an instant connection with her. But what is she hiding in her past? *Warning: Giselle is not in this story, I may love her but I love Han more! * Han/Oc
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Han, OC
A Fighting Chance by cjb1990 reviews
Harry comes to work at Seattle Grace to help Owen after Iraq. Can he manage his own problems while navigating the drama in the hospital?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,353 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Harry P., Owen H., T. Altman
Gypsy Caravan by WitchdragonGC reviews
5-year-old Harry Potter overhears his aunt complaining to his uncle about the "freaks" camping nearby. Maybe if they are the same type of "freak" he is they will want him? This story is complete, I plan on updating at least twice a week.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 233,732 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Cup of Coffee by CheekyEskimo reviews
Harry leaves the Wizarding world behind him, taking his godson Teddy along for the ride. Heading to America he buys a coffee place to occupy his time. Little does he know that his peaceful life his about to be turned upside down, when a regular to his coffee shop, a Naval Petty Officer turns up dead. (Will be SLASH, nothing graphic though)
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs]
The BAU's Agent Hale by LaceyoftheTypewriter reviews
Hale has a history with the FBI: her father was an agent who went missing during one of his assignments, and she almost became an agent herself before she decided to go a different route. Several years later, a chance encounter with Aaron Hotchner has her sucked back into the FBI, and she learns more about the job...and even more about her past. OC. (TEMPORARY HIATUS)
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 52 - Words: 127,167 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 1/16/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, OC
Fallback by IrethR reviews
After the war Harry moves to Lima, Ohio to try and live a normal life as just another invisible teenager. You know what they say about best laid plans, though. KH/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,017 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Because You Loved Me by JazzyBoHart6 reviews
Season 2 AU. TRIGGER WARNINGS. The last conversations he had with Blaine and Rachel had been the last straw, not to mention his father's 'inappropriate' comment. He was tired, so freaking tired of feeling so alone and unwanted. So when he decides to end things, who should find him but Noah Puckerman? His first best friend turned bully. Who always cared, even if he hadn't shown it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Kurt H., Puck
A Wizard's Fairytale by reviewgirl911 reviews
AU: The Potters survive the attack but are convinced by Dumbledore to put Harry with the Dursleys. 5 yrs later, an abused Harry is rescued by his godmother. What will happen when he shows up at Hogwarts 11 yrs later to compete at the TWT?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,270 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Broken Wands by TheSilverboar reviews
When trying to find a job in Diagon Alley to be able to pay for Hogwarts Harry meets Mr. Ollivander and sets off a chain reaction changing his life and setting him on the path of greatness. Warning: Major Potter, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, and Dumbledore Bashing. James and Lily alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,551 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Harry P., G. Ollivander
Raiden Cullen: The Start of A New Life by Padfootette reviews
Harry is adopted by the Cullen family and is accepted immediately by all of them. Jasper being overprotective & almost possessive more than the others. Will Harry ever go to Hogwarts? What will Dumbles do when he notices that Harry is gone? & will Jasper ever act on his Romantic feelings to his mate, Harry? adopted from Shadowphoenixflame
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,464 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Harry P., Jasper]
A True Heart of Darkness by Phoenix-Dawn13 reviews
What would happen if Harry was never really the Golden boy, and if a certain dragon caught his eye and decided that he liked this new Boy Who Lived? eventual Drarry, Dark Harry, Dumbledore and some Weasley bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,722 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Love of a Brother by MessengerofGabriel reviews
What if Jess had a brother? What if he knew magic? What if he loved her enough to give his life for her? What would happen? Sam is confused, Dean is attracted, and Jon just wants a quiet life. Jess/Sam Jon/Dean (Jon and Jess not related)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Jessica M./Jess
The Unknown by EricaElliot reviews
Jade Gilbert hasn't been seen since her parents death, not by anyone. Only her and Elena, her younger sister, and her mysterious savior know why. Its he first day of her senior year and Jade is back, but shes different . The only person who Jade actually trusts now KittyKat.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Elena G., Stefan S., Damon S., OC
Thirsty for Your Love by Bertie Bott reviews
AU New Moon. Bella's lost herself to despair after being abandoned by Edward and finds herself on the cusp of giving up. Meanwhile, Damon's been drifting aimlessly since opening the tomb and discovering Katherine's betrayal. One day Laurent corners Bella in the meadow, but it's not Jake who appears to the rescue...
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 134,369 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Bella, Damon S.] - Complete
Second chances by slayer of destiny reviews
Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,844 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 5,526 - Follows: 4,264 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Prediction, no thank you! by sonotalady reviews
After McGonagall's dismissal of the first divination lesson Harry decides to change elective. In the process Harry starts to understand that he can do things without Ron or Hermione and that their yearmates are worth getting to know. A different take on PoA and on. Rating's for safety. Not a Ron/Hermione bashing story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,409 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 3,372 - Follows: 4,602 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Susan B., Terry B.
Consequences by Color in the Darkness reviews
Every choice has consequences. After living a quiet life in Colombia, Han and Ellie decide their vacation's over. Good thing Dom has just the job for them in Rio.HanxOC. Sequel to Choices. Repost from old account.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Han, Dom
Lost For Love by Queen MiMi of Wonderland reviews
What if ancient creature blood coursed right through the Potter family? What if it only just awakened inside of Harry? A total difference in fate. Harry is born with a full-human twin brother, who got named the Boy-Who-Lived. Growing up with the Dursley's was never the best. Maybe that was what led him to joining Voldemort? IN HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,708 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.]
A New Life by Kyeire reviews
An intelligent adult who's less than a year. An immature teenager who's a few hundred years old. What's in store for them in the future? With Renesmee trying to find her own way, and Damon...just confused by her, things start to happen. Ohhhhh Boy!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,676 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Damon
Cross-Time by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
Not being able to bear the loss of his godfather, Harry decides to go back in time and do everything again only problem is, when the goblins offer him and his friends a way to do it... he finds a side of the wizardry world that had been hidden from him until then. #TimetravelFic #CrossdressingFic #Mpreg #Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Ron W., Hermione G.
When the Lightning Strikes by Moriarty's Minion reviews
Part 2 of my HP/Supernatural crossover series. Harry continues to hunt with the Winchesters, but his relationship with Dean is threatened by a dark secret. Harry also gains a surprising ally in the search for his godfather. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,573 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
All the Time by Written Saviour reviews
Harry is a Bearer and after breaking a marriage contract does he and Hermione go to Lima in the hopes of getting away from the bad memories in Britain. SLASH & FEMSLASH Don't like don't read. Title inspired by Owl City
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,732 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
A New Life by ilovemesomeslash reviews
Harry Black moves to the town of Mystic Falls with his godfather and is soon thrust into the secrets, the danger, and the romance that Mystic Falls has to offer. AU! SLASH! MATURE CONTENT!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,225 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Damon S.
Pleasant Dreams by hpnutter reviews
In an attempt to rid Harry of his nightmares, Sirius gives him a dreamcatcher from the Black family vault. Little did he know, the legend behind the dreamcatcher is real and causes some rather...pleasant...side effects for Harry. Jacob/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Jacob
Isabella Snape by discussionsonpaper reviews
Bella was left alone in the forest, however she never told Edward, or any of the Cullen's that she was not Bella Swan – Chief Police Swan's daughter. Instead she is Isabella Snape, a sister to the most hated teacher at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry, a witch and an unofficial Marauder. What happens when Professor Dumbledore invites the Cullen's to Hogwarts to help
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
Coffee Kisses by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is entering his seventh year of schooling, Snape's the Headmaster and to the horror of the school Harry has discovered the ever lovable joy of coffee, he's always drinking it! Yet to their surprise it also makes his grades sky rocket ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P.
Bedroom Crushes by Kat100666 reviews
Harry's had a crush on his Potions Professor for a long time and is thrilled when Albus forces the 2 to spend the summer together. What happens when he stumbles across his crush in the arms of his worst enemy and the 2 decide Harry needs lessons in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Flint by Basill reviews
Markus Flint sets into motion a betrothal contract between his line and Harry's. He never expected the Gryff to be a snake in lions clothes. Will be SLASH and may be m-preg. ps. this is a side project while working on other stories and has been in the works for nearly a year. Its better than it sounds but you will have to read and discover that for yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,865 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P., Marcus F.
moon by Kindred01 reviews
Remus finds Harry in his home in the middle of the night, he is covered in cuts and bruises and asking the wolf to take him to Fenrir Greyback
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Harry P., Fenrir G.] Remus L. - Complete
Will It Be? by HarryRemusSirius reviews
OBVIOUSLY HAITUS (I'm sorry just got my life together. Updates before Xmas 2014)Harry moves into 12 Grimauld Place after the war with Sirius and Remus. Harry loves both of them and thinks they won't love him back. What happens on his 19th birthday? Is it for good or bad? HPRLSB Post-DH SLASH maybe MPreg? Ron and Ginny bashing! First ever fic, please be gentle? reviews are welcomed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,356 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Remus L.
Uncle Bobby by moonstonemystyk reviews
Part 2 of the Uncle Bobby series. Lily's brother follows her will and takes Harry away. This is part of his life before his Hogwarts letter comes. Future m/m, not until after he's gone to Hogwarts and when he's home from there. This is his childhood up until age 11. Sequel to Letters to Bobby. Rating is purely for language, and possibly blood and gore, no sex.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,882 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Complete
The Dark Roses by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
Harry has been hiding something ever since the end of his 5th year. What that something turns out to be is going to rock the wizarding world and a few members of the Order to their knees. You didn't think the Death Eaters were the only marked supporters of Voldemort, did you? SLASH, MPREG, mild character bashing, Sirius alive. MAJOR AU. Rabastan/Harry. COMPLETE! 10/23
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,998 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 2,241 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.] [James P., Regulus B.] - Complete
Promises and friendships by chocolate cherry bunny reviews
What is Damon took his promise to Emily to heart? What if he was an active guardian to every generation of Bennetts? How would this affect his relationship with Bonnie? Starts prior to the pilot episode and is AU from there
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 120,186 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Shame by BBQkitten reviews
Brian struggled in Vince's hold but soon gave up when Dom's eyes widened as he dropped the wrench and grabbed a hold of his arm and Vince wrapped his arms around Brian's torso, pinning his other arm in the process. Dom's fingers lightly traced the multitude of wounds that marred his tanned skin, using a gentleness Brian would have never thought Dom possessed.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 113 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Brian, Dom] Vince - Complete
Alpha's Mate by KaiaLuna reviews
Sam imprints on an emotionally damaged Bella when she moves to Forks to live with Charlie. RATED M FOR A REASON! - Edited and revised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 186,479 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Slytherins Secret by Annanas23 reviews
AU end of CoS. When Harry defeats the Heir of Slytherin 3 times what does that mean? And what affect did all of those substances in his bloodstream have? A sneakier more motivated Harry. Definite Dumbledore, Molly bashing, will probably redeem Snape. Bit young for pairings but I favour Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,092 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 3,900 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Second Act by gleefulmusings reviews
Fresh from graduate school and not long after a devastating personal tragedy, Kurt Hummel finds himself named guardian of his two cousins, Elena and Jeremy Gilbert. Mystic Falls and its denizens are in for a rude awakening when he hits town. Magical!Kurt
Crossover - Glee & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,352 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Kurt H., Elena G., Alaric S., Jeremy G.
Mate of Darkness by CelenaBlack-Riddle reviews
Harry has found some interesting news, he is not a potter. The light has lied to him all his life. he decides to turn to the people who he can trust his actual family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fast & Furious: Los Angeles by MissKaty reviews
[Book 1] Ari Smith grew up in a car with the arms of Dominic Toretto wrapped around her. Ten years after leaving LA and her life behind, she returns on a whim. She gets her man, but Brian O'Conner happens to slip into the position of a brother with ease. It doesn't help that he's a cop… (Dom/OFC, Brian/Mia)
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,139 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Dom, OC] [Brian, Mia]
A Potted Black Rose by nobodez reviews
ON HIATUS. Challenge Fic. Narcissa Malfoy discovers that the Boy Who Lived is the new Lord Black after Sirius dies in Azkaban. Harry/Multi large harem , Gray!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, Gray!Narcissa. NOT Harry/Narcissa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,734 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 3,036 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Harry P., Narcissa M., Andromeda T., Amelia B.
Precious Wings by exaigon reviews
Harry just wanted a peaceful life in America after the War. God just wanted his angel back and Lucifer just wanted his mate again. Why could he never get any rest? It is slash so if you don't like then don't read! Lemony sequel is now up! For the Second Time is the title.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,101 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 3,724 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P., Lucifer - Complete
Life by HaruhiandHikaru reviews
After finding out about mysterious killings close to Bella's home Sam and Dean decide to visit and figure out what's going on. Will Bella take Dean back after what he did? Rated M for later chapters.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Dean W., Bella
Unknown Child by arlene gallagher reviews
Some people aren't who they say they are, I'm one of those people. This life is a lie and the Cullens are none the wiser. I'm one of the most dangerous people in this world and it's time that it knows not to mess with daddy's little girl.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,405 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Bella, Damon S.
Like Father like Daughter(On Hiatus) by Hiphopangel1221 reviews
Father is dead. Mother gave up her rights. Step Mom doesn't care about her. Kaela is left on her own to fend for herself, but not alone. She could always count on the Toretto gang to be there for her. Before TF&TF. Rated T for Now. R&R. VincexOC then DomxOC(Same)
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,161 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - [Dom, Vince, OC]
Harry Potter and the Broken Sword by Slylittlegryff reviews
When it comes known to Lord Voldemort and his minions that Harry Potter isn't the spoiled little boy that they expected, Voldemort sends in a team of Death Eaters to bring Potter to him. Dumbledore and the Order will never know what will hit them. Dark Trioship. Semi-dark Weasley's. Dumbledore Bashing. Order Bashing. NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.] Voldemort
The Bloodied Mornings by JazzyKat reviews
Prequel to 'This is Your Last Chance'. Harry is going to survive the war, Dumbledore and his prophecy be damned, and he's going to have to blur the lines between Light and Dark to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
My Soul, In Your Hands by not.your.baby reviews
HP/TR HP/LV !SLASH! !EVIL DUMBLEDORE! !DARK HARRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,483 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Children of Saturn, Book 2: What Can Be Done by NessieCullen9 reviews
Bella's finally a vampire, and she's married to her true mate, but now she's stuck in Volterra and Aro doesn't plan on letting the newborn Saturno slip through his fingers. How far will he go to keep her? How much defiance will he tolerate before he destroys her? And what will Bella have to do to make sure everyone and everything she cares about doesn't go down in flames with her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Bella, Jasper] Aro, Marcus
Elven Inhritance by CelenaBlack-Riddle reviews
Harry Potter just came into his inheritance, his a mix of an high elf and dark elf. plus the fact he is actually a Malfoy. Dumbledore is manipulative bastard. oh lets not forget that the Dark lord is his mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Phoniex Rises by reviewgirl911 reviews
It's been sixteen years since Voldemort was defeated by infant Harry Potter and ten since he went missing. Voldemort has returned, and the wizarding world's future is bleak. What happens when Harry Potter is found alive and different than expected?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,211 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Hanging By A Moment by Cuinawen reviews
Jeremy Gilbert has been Bella Swan's best friend ever since she can remember, and she's been in love with him for almost as long. When she gets hurt in Phoenix he rushes across the country to get to her with the help of Damon Salvatore setting events in motion that will change their lives forever. Bella/Jeremy pairing.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Bella, Jeremy G.] Damon S.
Choices by Color in the Darkness reviews
All she ever cared about was the people she called family and cars. But when her dad's promise to work for the Yakuza is broken by his death, everything she had left is destroyed. Good thing someone's there to put everything back together. HanXOC. Being completely re written.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,941 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Han, Sean - Complete
Calm Like A Bomb by theorignialLexiCullen reviews
Viktor Krum has a brother with a questionable past & remarkable abilities. Tattoo-like markings start appearing on him that no one can explain. After he is kidnapped, the boy meets Remus, Sirius & Snape. What happens when the Tri-Wizard Tournament comes to Hogwarts with Viktor in tow? Warn:Amnesia,abuse,torture,poss m/m, non canon/compliant books 1-7
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,091 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S., Viktor K., OC
Fix You by AllyDLV reviews
Sequel to Shattered. After Bella turns, Damon takes her under his wing, and teaches her to embrace her new life. Her shattered heart has mended, but is it ready to open up again?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,623 - Reviews: 2520 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
Wolf Moon by AhmoseInarus reviews
CCOAC Halloween Challenge - Alpha Werewolf Aaron Hotchner is far from pleased when Spencer Reid joins the team... The presence of the young werewolf is not welcome... but when Hotch learns that Spencer Reid was raised by a human mother after being abandoned by his werewolf father, he takes him under his wing. And perhaps he has found more than a friend in the younger wolf...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,372 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 10/30/2012 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Discretion by MayaTheGreatish reviews
Mr. Schuester is sick to death of the Glee club baring all their secrets and ripping apart each other's relationships in song. Kurt decides to use the anonymity of his assignment to reach out to the one person he feels needs him. Spoilers through Never Been Kissed, then we throw canon out completely.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,009 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3597 - Favs: 7,509 - Follows: 8,424 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Slytherin Angel by Groffiction reviews
Harry comes into his inheritance and finds out that Severus Snape is his mate. With a new evil on the rise, and a new role to play, can both get past their differences and save the world yet again? Snarry creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,793 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Fire and Ice by lynnwiley reviews
After Jasper kills Bella he breaks away from his family and enters the magical world in the attempt to come to terms with his mistake. While there he meets his true mate in its savior. Harry, having just witnessed the death of his godfather, finally decides to break away from both Dumbledore and the Light. Both men embrace their demons. Slash JW/HP Dark!Harry Dark!Jasper
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,855 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Harry P., Jasper]
The Tree Climber by Chickedy-pea reviews
Erin wants a new start and thinks moving schools is the answer. That is till she meets Embry, he asks and see's way to much for Erin's liking but she can't stop the attraction she feels for him. Could it work if they stop arguing?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Embry
Come What May by i-will-get-you-my-pretty reviews
AU. Fed up with her life in the wizarding world, Hermione decides to move to Lima, Ohio. There she meets Quinn Fabray and Santana Lopez. Will one of them help her overcome her pain and fear of commitment? Femslash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 108,191 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Quinn F., Santana L.
Chaos by tangledribbons reviews
In the summer after his third year, Harry Potter finds a CD and changes the fate of the wizarding world. Punk Harry, so there will be swearing/smoking/drinking etc. H/D pairing. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 90,834 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I have loved you since I saw you by luvnovels123 reviews
The Volturi sent Alec,Jane,Chelsea and Felix to Forks High to get Bella to Italy.Edward left Bella at the same time and Bella was broken.She immediately knew what they are and Alec kept on flirting with her.Will the pair of unlikely lovers be together?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,447 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Alec, Bella - Complete
Destiny doesn't choose for you by Bossiergirl reviews
a female wolf with no memory and no name shows up in LaPush. She is drawn to protect Bella. Will she join the pack after she imprints on Jacob? Jacob still has a choice. But who will Bella choose? RATED M smut is now present! beware!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,060 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Born From A Boombox by Ryn of Magic reviews
Adriana had a passion for dancing that was only rivaled by that of her brother, Robert Alexander III, or Moose. So going to NYU for dance is the obvious choice, right? Only... during her stay, Adriana learns what it means to be a Pirate. Luke/OC COMPLETE
Step Up - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,172 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Luke K., OC] - Complete
Never Leave Home Again by Verdreht reviews
Takes place after the first movie (ignores the others). After covering for Toretto and his crew, Brian barely managed to keep his job. Now he's in over his head on an undercover detail. One night, it finally all comes back to bite him in the ass, and when he wakes up, he's somewhere he never thought he'd be again. And now he's not sure he ever wants to leave. Brian/Dom slash
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,210 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Dom, Brian
Greyback's Pup by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
Being thrown out of house Harry has no choice but to look for any living relative that he still has. When he finds out that he has a lord of his parent's last friend that can take him in, he jumps in head on... maybe that wasn't the smartest thing to do
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] [Fenrir G., Remus L.]
Oh my brothers by Arabella Ella reviews
A story rewritten Bella hasn't told the Cullen's everything. Especially about her approaching death. What happens when her two order brothers show up during a baseball game? Set during eclipse really.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,643 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bella
Back to School by boiledcabbages reviews
After destroying the Edison Group's laboratories and being on the run, life's gotten quiet with no one hunting down our group of supernaturals. Then Aunt Lauren tells Chloe that she, along with Tori, Simon and Derek, are going back to school. And, of course, they had to go back to A.R. Gurney. - DISCONTINUED -
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S.
The Dark Heir by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Lily fell victim to the charms of Tom Riddle, she ends up pregnant and a paternity test confirms her worst fears. News gets back to the Dark Lord and when she hides, he hunts down the Potter's to take whats rightfully his. Things don't go to plan thanks to the meddling headmaster. Banished, Voldemort swears he will return to get his son soon the world will me the Dark Prince!ONHOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,757 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Of Allies and Enemies by 101FrozenFire101 reviews
Sequel to Old Friends and Odd Phone Calls. It's been several years and Gibbs' had all but forgotten the phone call from John, until now. "Gibbs? Leroy Jethro Gibbs? It's Dean Winchester, I need your help."
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dean W.
Let Me Help You by franky.stonem5 reviews
Kurt has an eating disorder. Puck is the only one who knows about it and he will do anything to help his teammate. Rating M for future chapters
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,936 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
Say Major by Luna Magic17 reviews
Taken place after Jasper lunges at Bella. Edward leaves Bella but Bella isn't in that catatonic state she was in during NM. With the help of an alluring Major, Bella overcomes her low self esteem to face the challenges ahead of her and the one she will grow to call Mate.*Attention due to a couple of comments about warning, there is a rape scene in ch. 5, there is a warning there to
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,349 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Bella, Jasper
Nightingale by Maddiee Kayla-Lynn reviews
Elena's little sister returns home to Mystic Falls from the Big Apple. Elvina is not just your average, small-town girl, but you wouldn't realize it. She's got a secret to hide as she embarks on the adventure her sister, Stefan and Damon live. Of course, a certain brother catches her eye, but will he return the feelings? Set in S1xE03 - Friday Night Bites and on.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Elena G., Damon S., Jeremy G., OC
Everything You Want by CosmicTwilight reviews
Bella returns to Forks for her senior years of high school, back to her best friend Alice who she hasn't seen in years harboring a secret that could ruin her friendship. But it seems Bella isn't the only one harboring a secret.[Hiatus]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,921 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
One's Most Hated Name by Forgotten Aspen reviews
Harry Potter’s younger brother, Mark was thought to be the prophesized child and Harry was left to the orphanage. Harry’s adventure as a first year student will turn for the worst as Voldemort tries and persuade Harry against his detestable family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,669 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Nobody's Fault by Darkest Original reviews
When something terrible takes place, part of the solution is to find someone to place the blame on. Alaric dies, it's Esther's fault. Elena dies, it's Rebekah's fault. When will people realize that blame does not rest on a just single person's shoulders? It rests on the shoulders of each person involved, but sometimes accidents do happen and it really is nobody's fault. B/K
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,056 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Bella, Klaus - Complete
Jailbait by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
Four years is not a big difference, unless it makes the relationship illegal. What happens when the youngest pack member imprints on Bella Swan? B/S Non-Cannon, OOC, Rated M. Beta s Tayjay and Jusobele
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 287,671 - Reviews: 4781 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella, Seth
Don't Deny What You Know Is True by Pure Black reviews
Harry has been hiding a secret, a pretty 6y one. What will Hogwarts think about it, and all his friends and family, including a certain potionsmaster and a blonde slytherin? Adult themes, slash mm, and perhaps mmm. Rated M for safety. Betad
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,218 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Deal With A Deity by SecretAnimosity reviews
When the war ended all was well, at least for a little while. For Harry Potter life without his crimson eyed madman was even worse than with him. A drunken trip to Diagon reveals why Harry feels like he's slowly dying inside and the manipulating hooks that had been pierced into him, controlling him like a marionette. Is there a second chance? *MPREG* used to be Ultimate Betrayal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,669 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,211 - Follows: 4,156 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Love Sucks by Snake Eyes Hinton reviews
Ashlynn is new to LA, but not so much to the racing scene. Now she has to learn to walk the line between lying and doing what she was raised to do before she hurts herself, her mother, or her friends. Jesse/OC/Han/Gisele HAITUS
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Han, Jesse, Gisele H., OC
My True Path by storymaniac reviews
The Cullens leave in New Moon and Bella is heartbroken. She makes a new friend that helps her find herself again, but what happens when the Cullens come back? Does Bella still want to be with Edward? What about her new friend? How does she fit in?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,003 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Don't mess with the godmother by melissa.maier.902 reviews
AU with some canon references. Prompt by Chinadoll816: When Burt has his heart attack and everyone finds out Kurt doesn't believe in God many of the New Directions turn away from him. Poly relationship: Hummel/Puckerman/Karofsky *Co-written with Kurtofsky4eva*
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,503 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Kurt H., Puck, D. Karofsky, OC - Complete
Troubled Past to Perfect Future by Firelizard46 reviews
Brian O'Conner has always had a very troubled life as a kid, being a rare male omega. Now that he has ran away and is living in Los Angeles, will Brian know what it means to have a loving mate and a home where he is wanted? alpha Dom/ omega Brian *This is my first alpha/omega story, so go easy on me*
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Brian, Dom] - Complete
Christina Gilbert by Princess of Miracles reviews
What if there was another Gilbert in the family. Chris is the younger sister of Jeremy and Elena who has a strange connection to the Salvatores. What is it that makes her curious about them and trust them so easily? And who are Alexandra and Katherine?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,872 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Elena G., Stefan S., Jeremy G., OC - Complete
Fate's Whipping Boy by AmniIsRoving reviews
Harry Potter thought for sure his fourth year was going to be quiet, peaceful. But he's Fate's Whipping Boy and there's definitely no chance of a peaceful year after he's sucked into the danger Triwizard Tournament! However he'll gain new friends, and more importantly a foreign hunk! (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,695 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Born Again by Valinda Blade reviews
Harry receives a letter from someone unexpected before his birthday. But what does it mean, and how does it change his life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,811 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M.
Java and Fury by The Big Dipper reviews
Being allergic to Pepsi when my twin brother wasn't? No big deal. Having an eye color that neither of my siblings, or my parents, had? Okay, that's a little weird. Burning when coming into contact with Metal? What the fuck? Vampires supposedly exist? Said vampires can't see me until I think they're name specifically? Okay, am I being punk'd? OC/Tyler romance, OC/Damon bromance.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Tyler L., OC] Damon S.
Courting Letters by Kat100666 reviews
Harry is receiving love letters from a hawk messenger and now he's falling for some one he does not know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,264 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 3,380 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Through Hell Or High Water by Writers-Anonymous13 reviews
So I've been rewriting this story and it just went in a completely different direction. I thought about just deleting this but I'm sentimental and I find myself wanting to keep it, as awful as it is. So this has been officially abandoned. Permanent hiatus. No more updates. I'll be posting my new story soon though. Hopefully it will be better.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,228 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
By Your Side by Cuinawen reviews
After Niklaus Mikaelson comes across a human girl held prisoner in a nest of Cold Ones it slowly changes everything. Eventual Bella/Kol pairing. Will loosely follow The Vampire Diaries storyline
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,190 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Kol M., Bella] Elijah, Klaus
The Ties That Bind by Reno'sDemon reviews
A new neighbor moves in across the street and already, she's turning heads. As a racer, she quickly becomes part of the team. But when her past catches up to her, she uses the Honda she ahd won from Tran and enlists his help. From there, she ends up forging a bond as well as mending one that had long since been broken. little Vince, mainly Tran
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,427 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Johnny Tran
Wolves and Volleyball by jazzandbells reviews
Bella is a famous volleyball player. She moves to La Push to spend time with her Dads Billy and Charlie. She meets the Pack, Paul imprints, Bella turns Wolfy, and they kick some vampire booty! REad to find out more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,648 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Paul
Give Up, Give In by Remington Rand reviews
Derek needs Casey, and the realization opens something like Pandora's box in his head. Dasey. T for mature themes. (This is the revised and expanded version of the previously-published Verisimilitude and Veracity. Read preface for details on chapter structure, future plans, and more.)
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Order Effects by Chand-ck-x reviews
Reposted: Find this story on my new profile. Details inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bella, Paul
The Child of Barriers by Red Sonja of the North reviews
After the Potters had died, Harry was rescued from the rubble by the Lestranges and raised. Constantly on the move from the Order of the Phoenix, they are separated and torn apart, leaving Harry to fend for himself against the OotP. He grew up deaf and in nine different countries, leaving him different from what the OotP thought the BWL would be. BASHING MW RW GW HG AD SB RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,995 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P.
Prince of the Crossroads by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
Story written from letter "Conner Crowley" from the supernatural rejection letters. Harry is adopted by our favorite Crossroads demon; Crowley. The outcome will change more then the wizarding world. Maybe even the Apocalypse itself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Crowley
I See Dead People by bloodyblond reviews
Bella Swan comes to Forks with something a little... extra. What will she do when she realizes that it's not just a group of ridiculously attractive teenagers she's going to High School with, but ones that have a little something 'extra' too? Her life has already changed once, is she ready for three of them to change it again? And are they ready for her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,594 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Truth Comes To Light by ShadowKalia20 reviews
Harry has a dream involving a young women who says that she is his true grandmother and that his true grandfather needs his help. Contains Yaoi, eventually, and some OOC-ness and my own Characters. I hope you enjoy! I added a Disclaimer on Chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,166 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Disclosure by Thunderbird0106 reviews
Sequel to Decisions. Another year, with new secrets, new adventures... new threats?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,022 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lillian Lockwood by Lizbeth93 reviews
Lillian Lockwood is the trouble making sister of Tyler Lockwood. Her best friend is Jeremy Gilbert. She is the sort of black sheep of the family, is always off getting and causing trouble. slight A/U will have mature content at some points. Pairing I'm thinking Jeremy/OC a little Damon/OC either Klaus or Kol I'm not sure arts season 1 episode 1
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,534 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Jeremy G., Tyler L., Klaus, OC
Tattoo by EmmAnnWithAnE reviews
The remaining three Champions decide to honour Cedrics memory, see how the continued contact changes things for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,867 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,039 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 6,213 - Follows: 6,930 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Secret Hunter by RougeReaper reviews
What if Jacob's half sister and Dean are together and she is a hunter but her family doesn't know? She is Billy's daughter but not Sarah's. She has an ability to teleport across long distances so the guys sometimes call her in on a hunt but her dad just thinks she is going to Seattle with some friends. What happens when Jake phases and Sam's suspicious about her leaving? Dean/OC
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Dean W., Jacob, OC
My Serpent by Silverbrokenfang reviews
A haunting violin solo in a crowded manor. A cloaked figure and talk of war. Bonded by magic and love. "My Beloved Serpent..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Johns secret by Welisarne reviews
Sam has a vision of a woman dying. It turns out John had a big secret! First story, please be kind!
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,081 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - John W., Bella - Complete
Hot For A Teacher by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
Beautiful and popular among her peers, Isabella Swan's life has always been superficial and easy. In an alternate universe, her parents' money can buy her everything and everyone she wants. Too bad the new hot teacher is out of her league for reasons more than one. This love, she's going to have to work for. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Grim vs Wolf by blackknightlover reviews
Third year is finialy here and harry already knows it is not going to be a good year! fainting from dementors, falling for his teacher and being chased by a murder. this will contain testing remus' control overly possesive wolf.RATED M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,487 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Harry P., Remus L.
kurt loses it by loh122 reviews
Kurt was used to running, he ran from bullies, he ran from danger. He thought they were something he would never have to run from. Sometimes misunderstandings lead to joy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Kurt H., Puck] New Directions - Complete
Two Of A Kind by twerri02 reviews
Katherine talks to Elena about how ruthless Klaus is. Because of this, Elena is scared off and calls her sister to deal with everything. Now it seems that Isabella is replacing her sister's life and probably taking her place in someone's blue eyes.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,555 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Bella, Elena G., Damon S.
Epic by bubblesrox33 reviews
Tessa was left behind by her family five years ago when they became wanted fugitives. She hadn't heard a thing from any of them in all that time only to one day, receive a call from Dominic Toretto - her brothers bestfriend, her long-time crush, and the most unattainable man she could have set her sights on. She could have said no, but she wanted her family.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,627 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Dom, OC - Complete
Baby Steps by twerri02 reviews
Girls, Blood and Sex. All Damon knew was life as a bachelor vampire, but how will he react to a certain brunette he hadn't expected to turn up again, find him and then announces she's got a bun in the oven. (What to Expect when You're Expecting starring Daddy Damon)
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,009 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Bella
Meeting Harry by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
The people at the Jeffersonian are in for a shock when they meet the completely unexpected other half of Fisher. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 256 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Harry P., C. Fisher] - Complete
Good Enough by bubblesrox33 reviews
All Izzy ever wanted to do was dance but she's never been told she was good enough. After her father tries to force her to give up her dream, she leaves her old life behind to find a another one...a better one. With the help of her new friends and new family, Izzy learns to take her dancing to whole new level, hoping that one day she'll be good enough to live her dream. KD/OC
Step Up - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,725 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Kid Darkness, OC, Luke K., Natalie - Complete
The Unexpected Turn by kokoziko reviews
After escaping from Maria,Jasper joined the Volturi but was later granted permission to live with the Cullens ,no thanks to Malice .Then what would be the unexpected turn of events when Jasper go with Bella and Alice to save Edward?NM AU review plz
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,971 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Each to their own by Raven.Sappho reviews
Hermione and Harry give into their desires and enjoy their lives to the fullest after the war. Now the proud owners of a club that caters to a specific audience, how will the arrival of two men from their past affect their night? Warning: Not for everyone, BDSM themed, even if very lightly. Mature sexual content, you have been warned. HG/SS and HP/LM. R&R my lovelies! xx
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,468 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Lucius M.] - Complete
Rebirth and Ashes by lunastars reviews
After Dom saves Ash's life she finds herself drawn into his world. Along the way she learns new things, gets herself a family, finds trouble and bumps heads with the scruffiest member of team Toretto. - Vince/OC
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,259 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Dom, Vince - Complete
Mute Harry and the Philosopher's Stone by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
What if Harry would lose his voice? How different would it be if Harry would be mute instead? rated M for triggers. Possible slash(not mandatory slash on the principal pairing)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,707 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., OC
Breathless by Tametsi reviews
In an act to save his godson from the war, Sirius Black makes a contract, a marriage contract, between his godson and one Sebastian Smythe. Slash, future MPREG.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian S.
Pack Bitch by Greyback'sGirl reviews
Harry works hard to give werewolves an equal life. With his continuous contact with the feared alpha. Fenrir propositions Harry for more than he bargains for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 256 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Harry P., Fenrir G., OC, Teddy L.
Escape Back to the Past by A White Demon Love Story reviews
Set almost 17 years after prom when Meredith's Daughter Grace heads to Seattle Grace Mercy West Hospital after a cheer leading accident. She may bump into a few familiar faces and even her father, which she has never meet before. Will Meredith and Derek reunite? Will they become one big happy Family? Or will there be too much water under the bridge and whatever.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,183 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Derek S., Meredith G.
The Knife in the Soul by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
A body is left on the steps of the Jeffersonian with a knife in it's chest. It could just be a coincidence that Dr. Harry Black resident occult expert and undercover wizard is the only person who can identify the strange symbol on the blade. Harry doesn't believe in coincidences. Lance Sweets/ Harry Potter Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,211 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Harry P., L. Sweets - Complete
How our Choices Define Us by Sunnie Shine reviews
After Voldemort is defeated at the ministry Harry receives some information about his true parentage. How will he cope with this as friends turn on him and a love interest makes itself known. Pairing will be HP/LM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,927 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Christmas Cheer, or Something Like That by Tiro reviews
Harry Potter was never Light, and he made sure that everyone knew that pretty quickly. See full warnings and pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 153 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Forest Mistress by arealablover reviews
Werewolves and Vampires aren't the only legends in Forks. One girl has the ability to bind the Cullen's and The pack in peace forever. Full summary inside. Please R&R. On Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Sam
Seeing the Signs by nevernatallie reviews
When Casey gets into a serious car-wreck and loses her hearing, her annoying (yet ASL fluent) step-brother Derek shows her the ropes on how to handle her new life, and they bond in a way they never expected. Dasey. Rated T for now, may go up.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,227 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Derek V., Casey M.
friends of yours? by CJHarkness reviews
When Kingsley had said "keep your head down until things clear up on this end", Harry didn't think he meant get on the radar of the BAU of the FBI. Set about 2 years after the final battle, disregarding epilogue and about season 3/4 in the Criminal Minds verse after Haley leaves Hotch. Preslash. T rating to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,743 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - [Harry P., A. Hotchner/Hotch]
A Friend in Deed by dnachemlia reviews
When a strange attack occurs aboard the Navy Yard, McGee calls an old friend for help. Starts mid-Season 7 for NCIS, mid-Season 5 for Supernatural, with flashbacks to pre-series/earlier seasons for both. Not related to A Friend In Need .
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Tim M.
Of Red Heads And Kittens by loverofeevee reviews
This came from an image I saw of the twins sharing a bed with Harry. Nothing sexual at all, just innocent m/m/m fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Contract by SnarryvsLarry reviews
AU/OOC After the war ends in the DOM, Harry learns he is not a half e bigger shock is a marriage contract, that states he must marry a Malfoy. He is sent to spend a summer with them. Can Harry find a happiness with a surprise Malfoy warn slash/mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,097 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Life After Death And Betrayal by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is twenty two years old, moving to Forks to settle down and open a bakery. He's seen death and suffered betrayal at the hands of those he trusted. He also has a secret he hasn't told another living soul. He is the Master of death. Things change for Harry, giving him a reason to live other than his godson for the first time. Jasper/Harry SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,128 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 3,967 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Home by Beautiful Nightmare reviews
*COMPLETE* After 10 long years away she's back in L.A. Back in the land of fast cars, fast life and faster people. Now she's trying to experience everything for herself at whatever pace she desires.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 202,706 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Vince, Leon - Complete
Thief by R8c4a3l reviews
Harry spent the first 5 years of his life living in and out of London orphanages. But he's finally had enough and lives on the streets, as a thief. But when he stumbles into Diagon Alley at the age of 6, everything changes. He's magic, he's a thief and he's raising hell. (H/H, Follows from when he's 10 and through the books. Confident Harry.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Consequences of the Truth by phoenixreal reviews
AU post PoA. Harry dreads going home after the "aunt Marge" incident the year before, and returns unsurprised to a bad summer with the Dursleys. Once back, his odd behavior gains the attention of a Blond Slytherin that asks Snape for help, though won't say for who. Light!Malfoys, Abused!Harry, (obvious)Evil!Ministry. Warning: Noncon, Slash, Abuse, Pairing: Drarry (sec: Sevirus)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,313 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Sirius B., Severus S.]
Shattered Illusions by WheezylovesSeverus4ever reviews
Harry is being abused and not getting his Hogwarts letter, so Dumbledore sends Snape along. In Harry, Snape only see's James Potter, he doesn't notice that something is very...off. Warnings: Child Abuse and language so far. Warning will be added as I go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,365 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
For Every Minute You Are Angry by ChirpChirp1827 reviews
Tigerlily can mean bravery, wits, kindness, and stubbornness all in one. But for seven Hogwarts students, being sorted into this hidden house doesn't mean any of that. It means being accepted for who you are and accepting yourself, it means finding out that blood and family aren't always the same. Tigerlily means brotherhood and love. Formerly Harry Potter and the Fifth House
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 95,244 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Neville L.] - Complete
When Needed by PagetPaulson reviews
Of course Emily and Tim are related! With all their similarities in interests and nerdiness, how could they not be? The only thing Tim didn't expect was his sister falling for one of his co-workers.
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,760 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, E. Prentiss - Complete
Haven't Met You Yet by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
After Edward and his family abandon Bella she moves on with Jake. When he imprints and leaves her too, she's had it. She's leaving town and she's taking Leah with her. On their trip, Bella meets Jasper. The one Cullen she hasn't met before-REVISIONS-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,701 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Jasper, Leah, Peter
Who I Am by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Bella is sick of Edwards controlling ways and breaks out of her shell becoming the real Bella Swan, the one who she used to be in Arizona but Edward doesn't take kindly to this. She catches the interest of another Cullen and she walks in on a dirty little secret kept by Edward, with her knew personality she doesn't take it lying down. And she has a mate. OOC!Bella ON HOLD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,802 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Bella, Jasper
Like a Rock by pikachumomma reviews
What if Dean had one person he could depend on always? One person who never left him? One person who put his needs first? Set in AU where Harry is not magical.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,811 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Harry P., Dean W.
pack is family by Kindred01 reviews
Fenrir saves Harry from his uncle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,940 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Harry P., Remus L., Fenrir G.
Suds In The Bucket by InfiniteLoveLiz reviews
Ariel is an average girl. Likes motorcycles, gets into lots of trouble, owns a small shop, and lives with her Marine brother, who means everything to her. When Her brother dies, she's sent into a spiral into hell. This is her story. DomxOc
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,438 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Dom, Vince
Lost Son by jetbstraub reviews
This is being re-written.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,936 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Harry P., Tony D., Tim M.
Goodbye Mystic Falls, Hello Forks by T1gerCat reviews
Damon gets so upset finding out that Katherine only kissed him to gain access to the Gilbert house that he leaves to forget. Bella is a mess when Edward leaves. What happens when Damon moves in and blows her mind and heart away?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,954 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
The doppleganger by T1gerCat reviews
What if Elena is not the only doppleganger? What if there is one more? What if Bella knew all along what Edward is and what would happen? How will things change when the last pawn is set on the board and the two worlds become one?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,420 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
Jeremy's Choice Series : Part 01 - Under Compulsion by T1gerCat reviews
Jeremy is compelled to leave Mystic Falls, we all know that. The question is what happens next *Part 01 of Jeremy's Choice*
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Bella, Jeremy G. - Complete
Fresh start by sanja1901 reviews
Bella decides to move away from Forks. During her road trip she stumbles upon Mystic Falls and decides to stay there. What will a new place bring her? Is there hope for a new life with the supernatural surrounding her all over again? Set a few months after Edward's departure. My story won't follow any storylines but will contain similarities. DISCONTINUED. Many apologies!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,679 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Bella, Damon S.]
The Boy Next Door by Songs of Yesterday reviews
Kurt turns up at Sebastian's window late one night - or rather; early one morning, for comfort. Sebastian is a tad confused about the reason for Kurt needing comfort; but also, why the hell he came to Sebastian. Warnings: smut, alcohol abuse, some angst, coarse language
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,158 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Save All Your Kisses by Bitter Recognition reviews
Harry Potter was sick of it; of the media, of the pitying looks - he was stressed. So, he got a map, and trailed his finger across it with his eyes slammed shut. Wherever his finger landed, he would go - and, opening his eyes, he saw Lima, Ohio. A Muggle town... There was a certain thrill about going somewhere with no real plan. AU NPKHHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,154 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H., Puck
Crossing the line by rjwritergirl reviews
Emily Prentiss and David Rossi have worked together in the BAU for over three years. They are good friends, but with the help of a fifteen year old victim, could they become more? STORY HAS BEEN ABANDONED!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,899 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 12/1/2010 - E. Prentiss, D. Rossi - Complete
The Kiss of Knowledge and Temptation by InkWave reviews
TMR/HP AU. As a sixth year Harry Potter did something that the entire school had been trying for years, he gained Head Boy Tom Riddle's full and complete attention, by saving his life. The pursuit of hidden knowledge draw them together, maybe changing the world isn't as difficult as Tom Riddle thought. Explicit Sexual Content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,369 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Allusion to Fate by Aaer reviews
Over the summer before fifth year, Harry disappears after getting off the train. No one knows where he is or who he could be with. When he returns two months later, for him it's been two years. A new look, a new attitude and a snake that curiously looks like the younger Nagini. AU, Time travel, Dumbledore bashing, HP/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,067 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
I Will Carry Your Burden by Palmer Blu reviews
The abuse has gotten out of hand, so now young Jeremy Gilbert is forced to relocate to Mystic Falls. Tyler was never nice to Elena's little brother, but when he learns that Jeremy has suffered from abuse he decides to become the knight in shining armor.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,200 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jeremy G., Tyler L.
Breaking Tradition by Sleepyreader13 reviews
It all starts with Bella working up the courage to tell her family her secret, the one where she's much a part of the magical community as they unknowingly are. But, with the DA sending out messages to come fight, they all get pulled into a war that none of them but Bella were expecting, and it's a journey that will help them learn more about their witch than any stories could.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,330 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Harry P., Bella, Edward
Two worlds by Ms Marvel Dixon reviews
My name is Clara. My father was killed by a demon and now I guess Im a hunter. The only family I have now are, Dean, Sam, And Bobby. They taught me everything I know. But when I decide to retire my rock salt shot gun for a government badge how am I supposed to keep my worlds apart? Especially with my new team looking into a case that could expose everything. I'll figure it out...
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 101 - Words: 163,122 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Saving Severus Snape by hijo del muerto reviews
Hogwarts needs maintenance over the summer, everyone must leave. Snape goes home to an abusive father only to be saved by Harry. As he recovers they grow closer. Good Voldie/Death Eaters Bad Dumbles/Ron MAJOR SLASH HP!Top SS!Bottom other minor pairs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,637 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Alphas by Extraho reviews
Harry is not who everyone thinks him to be, but no one really is though - One night he meets someone who wont change the course of his destiny, but definitely how fast he'll get there. Harry/Fenrir MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,451 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Horror Of Our Love by LeontinaStardust reviews
AU! In a world where Neville Longbottom was declared the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter grew up in a happy, loving family, but all of that changed when he met Tom Riddle. TMR/HP slash. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 178,747 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Superstitious by Crimson and Chrome 42 reviews
Is Casey McDonald really who she seems? Class keener, bane of Derek Venturi's existence, and all-around girl-next-door? Boring. As Casey and Derek get ready to graduate high school, Casey's past comes back to visit. Has Casey been keeping secrets?
Crossover - Supernatural & Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Derek V., Casey M.
sam's true imprint by kittd101 reviews
ADOPTED! by vkasholo! what if emily wasn't sam's imprint, but Bella was instead? and Bella's best friend, Michelle, is imprinted by Pual. both are werewolves. But what will happen when the twist of a double imprint appears? and that double imprint happens to be on the enemy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,830 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Sam, OC
No One Together by Bewilder'd reviews
"Do that again, Winchester," Black said, green eyes flashing, "and you'll find yourself right back in the pit. I helped drag you out-I'll be glad to be the one to throw you back in." The angels, able only to bring a soul back from Hell, need to call on a different power to bring the soul back from death. Enter Harry Black, Master of Death. Will be updated on Saturdays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,267 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L., Dean W., Sam W.
En Paris: L'amour by SciFiGeek14 reviews
The Hummel-Hudson clan is going to Paris! However, they are going to be spending it with none other than the Smythes. Will Kurt and Sebastian learn to tolerate each other for the duration of their vacation? Or will there be a spark of something more? Kurtbastian fic. Kurt's POV. Cover Image by dannyseguelgraphics on tumblr
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,813 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Kurt H., Finn H., Burt H., Sebastian S.
A Small Piece of Potter by MagicBananas reviews
Harry is abused and resented by his relatives.Little does he know that he's not alone as it seems.Can Severus Snape show him that family is capable of redemption and that some relatives are worthy of indifference.Severitus,creature!Harry Slash SS/TMR LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,871 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Master Of Death? by Hell Hath No reviews
Dean has been revived and the two are back to there old hunting ways, when after calling upon Castiel, they meet a boy who will change everything. Not sure what the pairings are, Check it out!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Harry P., Castiel
The Diary Of A Young Vampire by Psycholips reviews
Alice finds the diaries of Edward's childhood friend & sweetheart Bella. He doesn't remember her though. The Cullens read Bella's diary...What happens when a certain brunette appears in Forks? And Edward suddenly starts remembering everything about her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,575 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Poisonous Kiss by enchanted nightingale reviews
When Harry frees Dobby, Lucius scares the house elf and the Savior is left alone with Lucius Malfoy in an encounter with unforeseen results. HP/LM. SLASH. Harry is underage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,970 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Lucius M., Harry P.
Playing With Fire by xErikax reviews
Things were great for once in Jack's life, but then Dom came home from prison. She crossed him one time and it started a never ending rivalry between the two. She starts to develop feelings for Dom during the whole ordeal, but will she act on it? OC/Dom **LEMON WARNING**
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,851 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Dom, Han
Stars by DorianWilde reviews
Kurt is skypeing with some guy who talks weird. Blaine is sulking and Mercedes can never mind her own business. Oh, and Sebastian has a really nice floor. Main characters: Albus-Severus Potter, Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones, Kurt Hummel, Sebastian Smythe - AU no magic. Drama/Humor/Romance/Angst/Hurt-Comfort
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,809 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Albus S. P., Sebastian S. - Complete
Unbuttoned by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Harry doesn't know exactly what's happening, but something isn't right between him and Professor Lupin, and he's determined to find out why. Will Snape be able to help? Abuse, implied non-con, AU, HP&PA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,797 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hit and Run by lifelesslyndsey reviews
After crashing her car in the middle of no where,Bella is left on the ground alone, once again, in the rain, crying after another painful and crushing blow to her life. But this time, she gets up, and meets the man that will change her life. Rated M BxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,739 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Alistair - Complete
Hiding at Hogwarts by Teddylonglong reviews
After Harry's second Hogwarts year, he decides to hide at Hogwarts instead of going back to the Dursleys. However, this plan leads to unexpected realisations and consequences. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,819 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Timekeeper by Midnightangeloffire1 reviews
When Harry decided to explore his relative attic he unclovers a secert that his grandmother and grandfather and mother kept until their death now years later Harry will try to being that secert to light and hopefully find the famliy he been wishing for
Crossover - Harry Potter & CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,085 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Horatio C.
Unexpected Soul Mates by NobleHouseOfBlack reviews
End of 5th year, Voldemort and Harry talk while Harry is being possessed. Eventually, in real life, they find out they're soul mates. Will this odd couple not be affected by war, family, friends, and angsty Professors? Sirius is still alive, OoC, fluff, smut, WolfStar, Tom/Harry. -ON HIATUS-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Tom R. Jr.
Iza (old) by LongLiveQueenEff reviews
Bella is not who you think. She is Isabella Mari Lombardi or Iza. She's a vampire but not like the cullens. She was changed in 1864 and was in love with both Damon Salvatore and Jasper Saoluo Amavizca. Jasper does not know that Bela is Iza. R&R!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Bella, Damon S.
The Hunter and The Geek by Clare McGee-Novak reviews
Dean Winchester is anything but your average hunter of the supernatural, and his whole world turns upside down (once again) when he meets NCIS special agent Timothy McGee. Rated M for further chapters.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,636 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Tim M., Dean W.
Raised by Darkness by apple2011 reviews
After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,493 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Gray Lord by moonlitcat reviews
Harry learned a secret. that secret changed everything he has ever known. now he is a rare creature hybrid with five mates. slash. LV/SS/LM/Weasley Twins/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, George W.
Its Magic by midnightwolf2192 reviews
After a bad break up with Ron, Hermione moves to Forks, Washington to live with her cousin and uncle. Everything she ever learnt at Hogwarts is about to be turned upside down. Non canon pairings. No Cullens. T just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,712 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Hermione G., Sam
Obolus by Hubristic Chick reviews
Meet the newest addition to the Squint Squad: Forensic Anthropologist Dr. H.J. Potter. Murder, love, mystery, and death. Nothing out of the ordinary. Booth/Harry/Bren
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., S. Booth, T. Brennan
An Abnormal Normal by Girl With Asperger's reviews
Harry is Different. Harry is Brilliant. Harry has Asperger's Syndrome. Will a new friendship with a certain blond allow Harry to accept his own perfect...Abnormal Normal? Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,674 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Draco M., Harry P.
Crashed by Please submit your reviews
Edward left, and Bella's life broke as things continued to change around her. When she crashes into the Winchester brothers - literally - will they be able to help her through yet another dramatic change? And will feelings develop along the way? LEMONS
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,843 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Dean W., Bella
The Detention That Changed Everything by captainamericagirl reviews
When Harry is late for DADA and gets a detention he learns some things about his favourite Professor and Professor Lupin learns some things about Harry too. WARNINGS: Slash/M/M, There will be mild spanking later on to a young teen, very small amount of violence and probably some bad language. Disclaimer inside - Hope you enjoy and please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Lost One by Lydia Belle reviews
Bella Salvatore, the "lost" Salvatore sibling, has been brought back to Mystic Falls time and time again through unforeseen circumstances. Now she's facing the roughest one of all, a past love. Edward? Eh, not exactly... [Currently being Re-done/Chapter 4 done]
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,155 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Elena G., Klaus, OC
Reincarnated by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Ninety years ago, Bella Swan died, leaving the Cullen clan to flee from Forks. But what happens if they meet again but only the Cullens remember who she is?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,329 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Brand New Day by Miss Helga reviews
Harry, broken and wanting death, goes to Voldemort to die. Curious as to his behavior, Voldemort and Harry have a talk about Harry's life. Voldemort then takes it upon himself to teach Harry the ways of the Wizarding World. Harry turns out to be a quick learner. Eventual Dark!Harry, no slash, mentor!tom, dumbledore-bashing, HBP-verse at first then AU later. Enjoy :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,732 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Carrier by The Unbelievable reviews
James and Lily Potter were not his true parents. Dumbledore stole him from his true family when he was 3 weeks old. Now his true family moved next door to the Dursleys without knowing he was there. GoF Timeline, Mpreg, BL, Harem x Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,679 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter: What I See by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Harry Potter is about to marry Ginny Weasley when he's informed that he's pregnant. What will everyone do when they find out the Golden Boy isn't as loyal as he claims to be? And what does Harry do when his life is suddenly changed yet again? See warnings inside. [ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. I.E. NOT ABANDONED]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,360 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Henri Laveau by Shiva-J reviews
An AU in which the infant Harry was rescued off of the Dursley's porch by the seemingly ageless Marie Laveau, Voodoo Queen of New Orleans. When he returns to Britain with everything she has taught him, what side, if any will he support? Warning: Some Slash in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,266 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Family Don't End With Blood by Ms Marvel Dixon reviews
Alright just give me a chance. I have been through hell and now my life is looking up. But I worked so hard. I have lost everything and gained some back, but now its all in jeopardy. I can't lose this family too... I'm SSA Emily Jordyn, but used to be Emily-Lorraine Jordyn Singer. People change and I turned in the worse way.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,254 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., D. Morgan
The Dark Warrior by Ashes of What Could Have Been reviews
Eventual LVDMHP slash, creature Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, FGRL, mentor Fenrir; eventual Mpreg. After Harry uses accidental magic at age eight, Vernon leaves Harry in a forest after beating him nearly to death. Fenrir finds Harry and decides to turn him into a Dark warrior. Dumbledore never expected his key pawn to get a mind of his own or to refuse his role as a hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Fenrir G., Voldemort
Damaged Goods by Yodiiv reviews
Set in Season 2, before Burt and Carole's Wedding. Kurt isn't the innocent boy many seem to believe. Being emotionally and physically abused has its consequences. Will Kurt be able to escape his personal hell? Or will a teenage rebel see the signs and save him before it's too late. Eventual PuckxKurt. Rated M for violence, sexual content and adult themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Kurt H., Puck
As The Children Suffer by Guardian of Hope reviews
Huntress 5: The team heads to Texas to find the unsub behind a mass grave and Morgan learns something about Anna Campbell than he never expected. Gen.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - V. Henricksen, D. Morgan - Complete
New Beginnings by TwinHater reviews
Harry Black has decided to move to America for a fresh start. Before he even gets settled, the supernatural finds him. Can Sam and Dean save him before it's too late?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Harry P., Dean W.
The Housekeeper by enchanted nightingale reviews
Aaron Hotchner has just felt his world crumble and he needs help with Jack. That is when Harry enters the picture. HP/AH. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,942 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 3,993 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Harry P., A. Hotchner/Hotch
Tell Me, We Both Matter, Don't We? by JessRosser reviews
If Edward never came back for Bella, what would she do? If Esme decided that Carlisle just wasn't what she wanted in life, what would he do? This is the story of two people finding out, how much they are truly worth, and that they deserve happiness. Bella/Carlisle AU/Canon as much as possible. Rated M for language/fluff/lemons. ;)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,428 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Bella, Carlisle
The Tattoo by bcandii reviews
Noah finds out about Kurt's newest addition and must see, he gets to see it, and Kurt's new boyfriend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Breaking Free by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Before Sam had Jessica he fell in love with someone else. When his lover disappeared in the night Sam searched but never found a trace of him. Years later Castiel says they need to bring in some assistance on a hunt but why is it all Sam can think about is Harry? Sam/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,288 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Sam W. - Complete
Be My Saftey Net by The Black Rose Of The South reviews
Harry feels like his life is nothing more than pain. He began cutting himself after Sirius died and only more death followed after. There is nothing Harry wants from life. All he wants to do is die, and die in peace. He has no one...or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Life in all its Glory by MimiLaDiege reviews
Megan is the Winchester's sister. John sent her to La Push for a new start. When Megan turns eighteen she is faced with the choice to stay or find her family. She thinks the choice is obvious but certain circumstances make it harder to leave.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,398 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009
Little Brother by hyper active pixie reviews
Sequel to 'Little One'. Harry and Draco have reached age eleven, and are finally off to Hogwarts...house placement, new friends, new enemies, and old enemies...what could possibly go wrong? NOT Harry/Draco slash, hence the title dear readers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,535 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 3,181 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hero by lostinspacexx3 reviews
While staying at a hotel during a case, Reid is alone in his room when he becomes afraid of a bad storm. Eventually, he knocks on Derek's door instead. Conversation and cuddles ensue. Light Slash, Fluff. Hurt/Comfort. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/18/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Monster by TheBloodyWhiteWolfxoxo reviews
I'm nothing but a monster burning in a hell that only exists in my head. There's no hope until one harmless glance chances logic and binds two eternal enemies together in a twist of fate. Can the escape from this hell be found in an infuriating dimpled grin? Or is this another dark, dirty trick of my own mind? A forbidden passion, hellfire, and wild tempers—this is no fairytale.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 298,780 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - [Emmett, OC] - Complete
I found my missing piece by Alicia.Maree reviews
What if Edward didnt come back? Bella is a vampire and has been for the last 70 years. Her new family and her are on there way back to forks. her family attends the forks school. Whats going to happen? will she find Edward? Read and find out. First story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
In The End, We Are Born to Die by Puzzle Me This reviews
Harry has entered his 6th year and he has been chosen to go to Hogwarts to attend the famous Triwizard Tournament. How will people react when they finally meet The-Boy-Who-Lived? Will Dumbledore put his nose into his business and intervene? Will a certain Potions Master fall in Love? Will Harry be forced to stay at Hogwarts for 7th year? Will his trust worthy Highmaster Die? HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,200 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Harry P., Severus S., I. Karkaroff, Viktor K.
Hells Angels by KatieCullen96 reviews
My father left me when I was ten. Then John left, then Edward, and now Dean. Everybody leaves me. Is there something wrong with me? Yes. Yes there is. SamxBella DeanxBella
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Dean W., Bella
Always the Unexpected by KittyVortex reviews
Bella is destroyed when the Cullen's leave but a compliment from a teacher makes her realise that there's more to life than the Cullen's. Seeking closure she sends an email to a Cullen not realising that he had every intention to reply and to help her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,062 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Bella, Carlisle
Fantasy Over Reality by alees-sa reviews
After being left by Edward, Bella chooses to go back to her real home: London. Back to magic, back to flying brooms, and back to Harry Potter. She's actually a young wizard named Whitney Black and is about to shake things up with her completely different attitude. But when the Cullens come charging back into her life, what's a witch to do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,922 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sirius B., Bella - Complete
A Lap To Sit On by NoDaybutTooDay reviews
Five times Kurt was forced to sit on someone's lap, and one time he wanted to.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Complete
What It's Like by NoDaybutTooDay reviews
AU. Kurt became pregnant at 12 and now he's made fun of constantly? Will the new kid, Noah Puckerman, change his views on the world or just be another person who picks on him?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Back to You by DyvineAurora reviews
Harry and Kurt have been dating for longer than you might think. It's time to meet the family. Not totally sure on the title... Rating because I have no idea what to rate this yet...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 188 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Fight Club 2: A Night at the Fights by julesmonster reviews
Blaine and the Dalton boys go to the Lima fight club. This is a short companion piece to my story Fight Club. Very, very mild Puck/Kurt Slash.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/31/2013 - [Kurt H., Puck] Blaine A., Wes - Complete
Summer Lovin' by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
When Kurt returns home from NYADA for summer vacation he meets Harry. His dad's sexy, British and utterly charming new employee and things get a little crazy from there. A light hearted summer romance story. Harry Potter/Kurt Hummel pairing. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,551 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Against All Odds by Angel N Darkness reviews
Bella's brother Brian comes to visit bringing Bella's ex boyfriend Dom and all of their friends. What happens when two wearwolves imprint on two of the crew? What happens when someone starts targetting Bella? Will everyone band together to help Bella?
Crossover - Fast and the Furious & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Brian, Bella
Love is in places when you least expect it by MrsBLautner reviews
Story for Jacob fans...River as lived on the Reservation her whole life and during this time as liked Jacob forever what happens when the tall hottie starts to notice the curvy pale face. I wrote this story because I'm shocked had how many stories that are out there about model sized women this story goes against perfection of looks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,567 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Jacob
Crimson Tangerine by enchanted nightingale reviews
Their first encounter changed the course of their lives. What will a second meeting bring? Contains Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,225 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Harry P., Sanguini
The Truth isn't What You Think by ChaoticNightofFlames reviews
Snape is sent to check up on Harry and finds him beaten and raped by his muggle relatives. While they struggle to get through without killing each other, Harry will learn that the Dark Lord might not be what he thinks. Bad Dumbles SSHH 37 new. New Beta YAY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,044 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Saving The Kingdom by Slower Than Stampeding Turtles reviews
Isabella Marie is the child of Volturi King&Queen, Cauis&Athenodora. Her family and mate-Alec, get captured by another coven who is hungry for power. She will need to make friends,enemies & battle her way back into the arms of her fellow vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Alec
Can Time Change Things by Slower Than Stampeding Turtles reviews
Bella & Emmett were married and happy, that is until he gets mauled by a bear & 'saved' by a certain vampire.Months after his 'death' Bella gets changed too. Now they are both in Forks with a family of their own.What happens when they meet again? AU & OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,362 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Emmett
My Secret, Not Yours by xxxDr.Fang's Assistantxxx reviews
Edward left Bella, without giving her a chance to tell him her secret:she's a witch. Now that he's gone Bella is deciding to go back to Hogwarts, where she sees some familiar faces. Another summary inside. Fist as C.D/B, maybe E/B-who knows
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,464 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Cedric D., Bella
A Part of Your History You'll Never Remember by Ellenyx reviews
Ellenyx is new to Hogwarts. After being placed in Slytherin she becomes severely bullied and the only person she feels safe around is the one person people fear the most at Hogwarts. Professor Snape. Starts off During the 3rd book. First fanfic. Pls RVU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,132 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - OC, Severus S.
Isabella LeStrange The Dark Lord's Mate by dragonoffire3 reviews
When Edward leaves Bella, he doesn't realise what he's done. He's allowed her true nature to be fully awakened. When it comes out, however, Isabella realises that her destiny is by the Dark Lords side. LEMONS & light bashing! Up For ADOPTION! SEE NOTE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Voldemort, Bella
I Wish by kibaxkaori reviews
For a time, Harry respected Dumbledore's wishes. He went by the rules. Now, he's sick of it. He's tired of being a puppet on a string. It's his turn to play the game. HP/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,569 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Lupin Childe by hitorisuko reviews
Two years after that Halloween night, Remus Lupin discovers the whereabouts of Harry Potter and he is not pleased with what he finds. Out of obligation and love, he adopts Harry and reshapes his childhood beyond measure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,252 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
New Beginnings by sarajo18 reviews
Kurt moves to Dalton after being bullied reconnecting with a much loved family member. Joining The Warblers he meets Sebastian and Blaine One will be a friend and one will become a lover. Hope you enjoy and please review.xx
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,339 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Ray of sunshine into the shadows by Skywalker1988 reviews
*Title Formally Unexpected Love*- Alec falls in love with a human- a human who is related to Demetri. A human brought to Volterra after her boyfriend turns physically abusive. What is their relationship going to be like?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 42,295 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Alec
The Blacks 2 by emily007 reviews
Sam and Bella are finally married and have a new baby on the way. Travel along with Sam and Bella throughout their life story and see what it's like for them and the pack to start having families of their own. This could be a bumpy ride...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sam, Bella
Common Interests by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Common Ground. After Halloween, Snape and Harry begin to bond even more as they discover some common interests. But will it stand the test of time . . .and can Sev protect Harry from the evil that stalks him? AU, Sev/Harry mentor/guardian story on HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 291,244 - Reviews: 3258 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Case of You by Mrs.Monster reviews
A road trip, a stolen car, a grumpy human-drinking vampire, a disposable camera and a very unique map. Bella's determined to have fun, and Peter's along for the ride. Complete! Look for future outtakes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,299 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3380 - Favs: 6,940 - Follows: 6,809 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Changes by Hana-Sama reviews
Something happened at Dalton. Kurt has changed drastically. While Puck likes the new look, he can't help wondering and worrying about what happened to the boy. M/M. Past non-con. (At the moment this is a side project brought on by writer's block but this will depend on demand, too)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Kurt H., Puck
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 4,891 - Follows: 6,134 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Bella's allies by Fiction Reading Chick reviews
What if the witnesses weren't enough to save her daughter so Bella called in a family, her family. Crappy summary. Don't own twilight or vampire diaries. Rated m just in case. Pleeeeeeeeeeeez review
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/23/2013
Where I belong by its not you its me reviews
Carlisle and Esme are adopting again. Can a neglected foster child find their place in the world? read and review please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,347 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
My Dirty Little Secret by Blackice97 reviews
Puck finds out that Kurt has a navel peircing. What will he do now? (PucKurt fanfiction)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Kurt H., Puck
Saving Grace by cherri deluca reviews
After Edward leaves in 'New Moon' Bella runs from all the memories in Forks. She runs to her good friend Dr. Spencer Reid. Bella has always wondered if there could be more between them and thinks now is a great time to find out.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - S. Reid, Bella
Stairs to No Where by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Rachel has always heard stories about her God Brother who would one day come and live with them but somehow she never expected to meet him. Now her father's strange Godson is staying with her dads and shaking things up in Glee club. Rachel's just glad she's all the way in New York. SLASH will eventually be Harry/Blaine but mentions of other pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,663 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P., Blaine A. - Complete
Not My School, Not My Friends by laxwriter reviews
One shot based on "Shooting Stars". Follow the reactions of the McKinley High New Directions graduates as they hear about the shooting at their alma mater where so many of their friends and loved ones attend. See how the band together even with thousands of miles separating them as they watch with baited breath to see if their friends are alive or dead.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Quinn F., Kurt H., Mercedes J., Puck - Complete
Kit by Hedwig-hoots reviews
Harry wakes up on his 17th birthday to an unusual inheritance, one he can't explain. So he travels, in the hope of finding someone who can explain it. Slash. HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,949 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Baby Blues by Falcons-Tears reviews
Morgan and his girlfriend Gloria are expecting a baby and he is the happiest man. Reid doesn't seem to like the idea and when Spencer suddenly wants to quit the BAU, Morgan confronts him and learns a surprising truth SLASH and MPreg, plz read the AN
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,259 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 9/13/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
We Might as Well Close Our Eyes by nubianamy reviews
When Kurt's bullies cuff him to the wire fence, there are unexpected consequences. Puck intervenes to keep Kurt safe. Bondage, D/s. Eventual Puck/Kurt/Finn. Cowritten with gala apples.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 169,152 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Who is she really? by sorafallenangel11 reviews
ADOPTED!Who is Bella Swan really? Edward thought he knew, as did the rest of the Cullens. But is that the real Bella? If not, who is she really, and who knows? Bella Swan, Is Arianna Malfoy. FW/AM/GW ADOPTED BY RockaRosalie
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Bella
I'm Still Bad, Baby by casperthefriendlyghost27 reviews
Kurt has changed his whole appearance after a failed romance with Blaine, and Puck notices. Puck, now an out bisexual, has felt himself being drawn to Kurt who is now his best friend. Quinn just wants her two friends together so she doesn't have to deal with them pining for each other. Then a plan is hatched. features Skank!Kurt and a slightly less badass Puck. Puckurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,303 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
Play Hard by SweetStrawberryShortCake reviews
BDSM Universe two-shot. It's Harry's birthday and he plans on celebrating at his favorite club. he has steam to blow and he wants to blow it hard and fast. when he sets his sights on the Dom at the bar his mind is blown and his world is rocked, Dom!SNAPE/Sub!HARRY. implication of plain play, edge play, power exchange, and rough sex. Fully authorized by both Xanthe and Keira Marcos.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Wanderer by Noyz reviews
Two years before rejoining the BAU, David Rossi finds himself infiltrated by a wild wanderer, Hare Prince (Harry Potter), and they both fall into a dangerous romance. But as David joins the BAU, some cases are hitting close to home, while Hare's past is close to catching up to him. Slash, crossdressing, character deaths
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Harry P., D. Rossi
Creature of the Night by LostInYourThoughts reviews
Draco and Harry come into their inheritances on the same night with the extra added bonus of being each others mates. Then add in that Draco is a king to a dying race and Harry and Draco are being hunted, and you have yourself a Creature fic. D/s themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,405 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Howling At Mother Moon by Kitty mama reviews
Harry was just a baby when Remus and Sirius took him away from his parents and siblings. Why? And why is Fenrir so set on having him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Fenrir G., Harry P.
Slytherin Survival Tactics by Cherylyn reviews
Harry doesn't want to go back to the Dursleys, and is willing to do anything to make that happen. He finds help in unexpected places, defying Dumblore without even trying.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Necromancer General by Rise of the Fallen reviews
Harrison was the General whom Jasper Whitlock served under. In present day Forks, Jasper Cullen meets the same man reincarnated as 16 year old Harry Potter. Stuff in here may not be accurate and I OWN NOTHING! This is purely for fun so don't flame for any "errors" in the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Jasper
My Beautiful Rescue by ry123red reviews
After finding out that Edward and Alice were unfaithful, the Cullen's will never be the same. Heartbroken, Jasper & Bella each turn to the one person they can depend on...each other. Can two people learn to move on in the midst of a war? Bella/Jasper version of Breaking Dawn. SEQUEL POSTED! Slowly being edited/revised...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 88,428 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Moving Forwards - 'When Kurt met Harry' by slayer of destiny reviews
While at Scandles with Dave trying to get over Blaine cheating on him, Kurt meets a man that fits tall, dark and handsome to a T. And he seems to be interested in Kurt. Is this just a one off or could it be more?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 520 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Durmstraung Harry by Chooch77 reviews
What if Harry went to Hogwarts and felt left out of the place as everyone's attention was focused on his brother, the supposed Boy-Who-Lived? What if he was advanced in magic? My take on the story: Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived! Only this one is a harem and this Harry is different from the one in his fic. The full summary is inside of this fic. Sorry I haven't updated, people!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., OC
Book One: Love Is Our Weapon by kissmeintherain26 reviews
Dark eyed dreamers, they were a dangerous pair. Blayne Tonks is the third in a trio of pranksters. Thrilling danger and explosive changes hide behind every corner at Hogwarts. But what will happen when love is found in unexpected places? Book One of the series. Rating for a few chapters in. Fred/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 144,300 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Sweet and Sour by Midnightdays reviews
Emmy is Sean's little cousin so after she develops some problems everyone thinks its best for her to move to Tokyo after her doctors say a change of scenery might be good for her. Han and Morimoto both take a liking to her and what's a girl to do? But is everything as it seems or do they just want a piece of a certified genius? HAN,MORIMOTO X OC
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Han, Morimoto
Memento Vivere by Calai'di reviews
AU of OotP and later. After learning the truth of exactly how badly vampires are treated in the Wizarding world, Harry takes it upon himself to improve their lives, in whatever way he can. eventual Dark!Harry, vampire!Harry, HP/LV/Sanguini
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 139,219 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Sanguini] Draco M.
A Winter's Reprieve by enchanted nightingale reviews
Summer is over. Harry is back to school and Rabastan with Voldemort. Secrets unfold, masks fall and Harry faces the consequences of his summer romance.SEQUEL TO A SUMMER ESCAPE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,171 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Rabastan L.
Out of Tune by nubianamy reviews
No one knows the real Kurt, but maybe there's a chance for someone to know. Puck/Kurt. Cowritten with GleekShip.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Kurt H., Puck
New Life by MusicIsAlwaysThere reviews
Hermione and Neville travel to the states after losing everyone they loved, and hope for a new start. Read the surprises they come across whilst moving to Forks/La Push can they ever have a normal life? Hermione/Paul Neville/OC **IN NEED OF ADOPTION PLEASE PM ME!**
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,356 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Hermione G., Paul
Don't Let Him See You Cry by sebbykurt reviews
Who knew somebody as seemingly unintelligent as Noah Puckerman would know how to get stains out of a designer t-shirt? And, on top of that, that he was such a fantastic kisser?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Unlikely Heroes by KusanoSaku reviews
A battered Boy Who Lived finds his world come crashing down when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Shockingly, the only ones to come to his rescue are those he'd believed were his enemies. MPREG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 253,319 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Donahue by Lee Black reviews
When Harry appeared on her doorstep and she read the letter in his basket, Petunia Dursley didn't have it in her to mistreat the infant. Instead, she brought him inside and resolved to raise her nephew in a way that his parents apparently didn't care to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,154 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 2,746 - Follows: 3,783 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Guarding Death by Black-Raven3 reviews
What if Castiel had one more charge, other than Dean. All those times Dean needed the angel, but he wasn't there, what if Cas were aiding someone else in their great times of need. Supernatural and HP AU. Season 4 possible Season 7-8 spoilers. Future Slash, no Wincest
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,303 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Harry P., Dean W.
The Karate Champion by noon-stories-limited reviews
Hogwarts was deemed unsafe for students in Third year. WHilst out shopping for his aunt Harry Potter bumps into Blaise Zabini, a fellow student in school but a slytherin, who changes his life forever in shocking and unpredicatble ways. how will being a well-known champion affect our hero? what will the reaction be when they react once they are back at the school?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,730 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
To Wear a Blazer by Lenora reviews
Kurt has left McKinley High and must now learn to fit in at Dalton Academy. Thankfully he already has allies there in Blaine, his boyfriend Brian, and unknowingly the Headmaster Harry Black. 2nd in the To Wear a Blazer 'verse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,879 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
His Hands by doyou000me reviews
Wishing for someone to take care of him, Harry meets Krum during his 4th year. As he gets to know the Bulgarian, he finds someone who might be willing to do just that. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
harry potter rosier neglected by Chooch77 reviews
Harry is the Rosier heir and a rising dark lord. Harry/harem. Political! Powerful! Dark! Neglected! Slytherin! Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Another Type Of Magic by DeathlistProductions reviews
After the Death of the Lily and James Potter Harry is left with his Aunt Petunia, whom immediately sends him off to her younger sister Emma whom lived with their Father in the states. Will be a Harry/Mercedes, and no actual use of magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,979 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Harry P., Mercedes J.
Mother Malfoy by RavenclawSlytherinQueen reviews
James and Lily's will is read in a very public manner. The will states that Harry was to be left to his godfathers Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, but if those to were unable to take him he was to go to his godmother Narcissa Malfoy. Full Summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,532 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Coffeeshop Soundtrack by xblessthefall reviews
It was always assumed that if Kurt and Blaine were to split, Blaine would inevitably return to Dalton. No one expected Kurt to be the one to leave McKinley. Then again, no one expected Kurt to find an ally in Sebastian Smythe either. Kurtbastian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,139 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
A Black and A Winchester by Shaeby-chan reviews
Andy Winchester is the younger half sister of Sam and Dean. After her father dies, she ends up having to give up hunting and move to what her dad told her was a "Safe Place".
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,638 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Jacob
Brotherly Secrets by KreachersintheNight reviews
Blaine never mentioned his family. Harry didn't either. Seperated for almost 14 years, Lima, Ohio, is about to get a wake up call from the Potter Brothers. A series of one-shots spanning from the UK to McKinely high school.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,529 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Harry P., Blaine A.
He Kissed Me And I Knew by ScarySlytherin reviews
The summer after Harry's fourth year, when he gets to know Charlie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Mending by ParisRain reviews
The war has ended but Harry has yet to find peace. When approached to accept the payment of a magical debt, Harry find the way to heal and so much more along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,495 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Blaine A.
Finding Freedom by MythicRhyvon reviews
Our young hero, battle weary and fed up, has a run in with his old quidditch captain that opens a door to a whole new world. Deviates from HBP and DH. Viktor/Harry VK/HP. Three part. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
The Hybrid by Supernatural2662 reviews
First Fan-fic. This is my version of Darkest Powers. Chloe is a hybrid, half werewolf half necromancer. I DO NOT OWN DARKEST POWERS Rated T for language.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Unexpected Father by belikov123 reviews
Raven Severus Black has always known he was not Harry Potter even when everyone called him that. mpreg in later chapters. m scenes are marked. you were warned. Adopted by LadyRainDancer!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,996 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Unexpected Occurrences by hpbrat2 reviews
When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet, drastic measures are taken by those he does not know are as close to him, and his life is turned upside down. Mild HP/VK, mentions of past child abuse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,239 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Hells Bells and all that Jazz by Skeletal Dragon reviews
a re-write of my original story Hells Bells and all that Jaz. Although, very different and not quite as rushed. hopefully, its a lot better than my original. canon pairings. Also a bit of a crossover with the Shane Schofield series by Matthew Reilly.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,589 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 5/4/2010
A Game of Cat and Mouse by Contradictation reviews
Bella an immortal child with the power to change into any human young or old with an illusion of being human, When she get spotted by a member of the Volturi, Caius, They Start a game of Cat and Mouse. How long is this game going to last?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,092 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella
Yanked from the UK by Moriarty's Minion reviews
HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,051 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 3,788 - Follows: 4,969 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P.
Tattoo by MyBBPlushieKnowsYourName reviews
A new case has the team in Las Vegas, and at a tattoo parlor. Just what is there little genius hiding? Warning: Eventual MorganXReid, tattoos, lots of flash backs
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,099 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Memories by Chrystel Malfoy-Potter reviews
Translation. Harry, Head Auror at the FBI, is affected to the BAU to prevent the meeting between Muggles and the Wizarding World. What he didn't know was that his childhood friend, Spencer Reid, would remember him and his secrets. More details inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,599 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Harry P., D. Morgan
Jeremy's Choice Series : Part 02 - Christmas with Family by T1gerCat reviews
An invitation, a hunting trip, a book. Three things to show Jeremy Gilbert there is family outside the crowded Mystic Falls.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Bella, Jeremy G. - Complete
Isabella Malfoy - ON HIATUS by cullensbabymama7 reviews
Harry's new protectors arrive at Hogwarts, The Cullens. Draco's older sister is being transfered in, rumor has it she's very powerful. Question is, is she on the dark side, or the light side? Isabella Malfoy is going to stir things up a bit this year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,438 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Viktor K., Bella
Blessed Be Providence by Lee Black reviews
And, thanks to a choice made by the Potter family and some rather brilliant acting skills from a mysterious Russian man, an infant's life changes overnight. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,476 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Spell On His Heart by Violet spirit reviews
Bella's a witch.She's the last of her kind. She moves to Forks to escape her past, what she doesn't expect to meet is a coven of vampires who are all too keen to find out what she's hiding, whilst protecting their own secret.Rated T in case . Give it a go
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,631 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Soulmate by Tocka e reviews
It was pure chance, that they met the way they did.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
What You're Missing Out On by probablyawful reviews
It had been Mercedes' idea at first. He didn't really know now, as he lay on an old, outworn, queen-sized bed, with Noah Puckerman's strong arms wrapped around him, if this had been a good idea. It sure felt good, at least, as the tanned man's hold on him tightened and he felt himself being pushed even flusher against his bare chest. Warnings inside. M to be safe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,738 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Race of Love by LaLa Land 14 reviews
Bella came to forks from Miami after DK,the drift king,shot her.She lives on the rez with the pack until she gets a call from her crew saying her BFF's life was in danger.She goes back to face her past and fight for her friends life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Bella
Not As It Seems by princessangel396 reviews
Bella isn't a normal girl.Demons, witches, you name it, shes met and killed it.Same as her brothers.Now she's in Forks, & nothing is as it seems.What will she do when she not only has to race to save the ones she loves, but has fallen for what she hunts?
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 253,042 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Dean W., Bella
Second Chance by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Ten Years ago Dean spent three days in bliss but when he learned the truth about his lover he couldn't deal. Ten years later a hunt brings them together again will Dean make the same choice Harry/Dean Slash AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,804 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Veela mates by slayer of destiny reviews
At Bill and Fleur's wedding Harry meets Fleur's cousin Lucien, a part Veela who Harry is instantly pulled towards and has a past as painful as Harry's own. Harry/OMC, sorry for my attempts at a French accent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,761 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Surprising Roles, Surprising Loyalties by slayer of destiny reviews
Sequel to Surprising Allies, Surprising Love. Severus and Harry are now together, but how are everyone else handling the information that Severus is now the Consort of their new Lord? And how is Harry handling them? Meanwhile Harry and Severus are still trying to figure out their new relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Heaven's Light by KimOfDrac reviews
The BAU is called in when nine months pregnant women are being abducted in LA. Secret Reid/Morgan pairing. Contains SLASH. Rated T but might have M rated chapters.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 21,758 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 7/22/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Metamorphosis by mishasalvatore reviews
After Edward leaves Bella is left in a catatonic state. But a after a tragedy leaves her shaken will she finally give up on her life or find the courage to pick up the pieces back again
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,069 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Bella, Damon S.
New Beginnings by DisMagicGirl2011 reviews
Bella has a secret. A whole world she has hidden from Edward and the Cullens. When two familiar faces show up one day, her new world is turned upside down. Is it really possible to leave your past behind, and start new? This is Bella's story as she learns that every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Bella
Title Pending by murrey-2012 reviews
After the fall of the Edison Group, Chloe and the group went different ways. When Chloe's life takes an unexpected turn, she must turn to some old friends. But will this reunion be the key to a mystery Derek has been trying desperately to solve?
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,788 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Beyond the Pain by debraelq reviews
Finn and Quinn are suddenly back together, and Kurt finds he's not the only one hurting. Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Alone Time by the-local-parselmouth reviews
Just three days into Christmas break, Harry had come to the conclusion that it was impossible to get any alone time at The Burrow. Warning: Slash and twincest. Please don't read this if you don't like that sort of thing. THREESOME M/M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Shadow Protector by Laqueta Okami reviews
Harry's uncanny survival was due to more than just good luck and protective spells. Mary knew what she was talking about when she said angels were watching over Dean. Castiel just had to receive the two most accident prone charges in history.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
Heir of the Archangel by Vampire Midnighter 1339 reviews
Harry Potter's parents were no normal witch and wizard. Lilly's birth mother was an angel. An Archangel. James wasn't James when Harry was concieved. When Harry was eight, he found his real family, the family of his 'other' father. Now, with the help of his older half brothers, Harry Potter-Winchester must help avert a crisis that will make the apocalypse seem like a temper tantrum
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,852 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Eliza CullenBlack: The True Story by In The Key Of Julie reviews
Being the daughter of Nessie and Jake makes Eliza's life pretty crazy. Vampires and werewolves are only the beginning of it all. Being with them leads to unexpected love and danger that could threaten her family and her life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,212 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Daimonic by R.J. Sawyer Thomas reviews
The day of reckoning may have come and gone, but the True Chaos has yet to begin. Everywhere, strange events begin to occur which may or may not be all Chloe's fault. Takes place a few years after the Reckoning. Sort of a sequel to my story Necromanced.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,580 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Brother Dearest by VegeXKaka reviews
Harry finds himself in love with his older brother Tom, but doesn't want to come to terms with it. When opportunity is staring him dead in the face, will he grasp it or will he miss his chance? Summary sucks, just read it. Oneshot, Very detailed, for 18 over. Takes place at Tom's Orphanage. *Tom and Harry are OC*. Tom/Harry. *TOM IS SUB, If you don't like it, don't read it.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Six feet deep and smiling by A.K.A.TINY reviews
"You can tell the Major and his Captain if they want me to fight for their cause they better come after me themselves" I spat my face inches from his own./ She was powerfull and they wanted her.Bella never met Edward instead she a powerful vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Western - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Foxhole by KairiMcEwin reviews
Harry's tired of fighting. Tom never realized that he might have wanted someone to protect. But the emerald eyes of the weak child were broken; though Thomas Riddle was broken in his own way. Can these two save each other? Tom Riddle x Harry Potter, yaoi, smut in later chapters, violence, LOVE. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,111 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
You've Got The Gift Of One Liners by royalbrookeness reviews
Trans Kurt fic. Puck wants to be a better guy after he is out of juvie and he finds inspiration in an unlikely place, Kurt Hummel. Little does he know that Kurt has a secret he's looking to share. How will Puck feel after all's revealed?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,806 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Astonishing by instantcraze92 reviews
what if Bella was half vamp raised by humans? moves to Forks and meets the Cullen's? please rate and review : rating subject to change. under construction
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella
Seasons Call by Darklight25833 reviews
Jaiden Swan looks like a normal 19 year old girl,but behind those cute eyes are a past that will bring her closer to her sister.So When She goes to help her little sister Bella with her boy troubles will she get more than she wished for? Paul/Oc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,301 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Paul
Harry's very own Weasley twins by Ssvetlana15 reviews
Harry is abused and needs to be saved. One day his uncle goes to far, with the help of Tom or Voldy our favorit dark lord, he sends a letter for help. The Weaseley twins happen to get it, now with their "little one" they will do anything and everything to protect their small mate. Summary sucks. M/M/M incest, light bashing, and dark twins and harry, good dark lord and death easters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 344 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Fred W., Harry P.
Saving Spencer by xXxTearsOfTrueLovexXx reviews
AU, The Winchester's go to school in Las Vegas, Sam see's something that makes the brothers both angry, and they stop it. Eventual SLASH. Bullying and abuse of a minor. and Language. Credit for the AWESOME new cover goes to AvenaCookie
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sam W., S. Reid
You'll Find What You're Looking For At Walmart by mama4dukes reviews
What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 281,686 - Reviews: 4056 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Peter, Bella
One Of The Boys by AliBelly reviews
Bella is considered one of the boys and always has been. But when strange creatures start appearing in her town, everything changes. Hot teachers, werewolves and vampires all start falling for her new look, what's a girl to do? Paul/B Cauis/B Ed/B. Edited
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,217 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Paul
Reid's Secret by RogueStorm84 reviews
AU Reid thought it was something he ate. His teammates thought it had to do with the stress of the last two hunts. Oh How wrong they were. Slash, M!preg. don't like either of these topics? Don't read. Otherwise enjoy!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 105,907 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Coming Home by Lady Babette reviews
Puck only wanted to play a prank on the Warblers. Kurt only wanted to go home. Nothing prepared them for this reality. Rated T for language and violence.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,125 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Catching Up by steph2009 reviews
When Hermione Granger stops by Virginia to see her longtime friend, Spencer Reid, she gets more than she bargains for. Anything NC-17 rating can be found on Archive Of Our Own. org.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Hermione G., S. Reid - Complete
Holding Sam by MeraNaamJoker reviews
Sam saves Bella after she gets lost in the woods. She returns the favor in more ways than one. A romance set in AU New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,079 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Animagus Mishaps by Talizora reviews
[SSHP AU PWP Cat-boy!Harry] In an attempt to feel closer to Sirius and his Father, Harry begins to learn the Animagus Transfiguration and manages to get stuck in a partial transformation, permanently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 159 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nightfall by sistersgrimmlover reviews
Previously, his life had been boring. Blood. Kill. Sex. Make Stefan's life miserable. Shuffle. Repeat. And for the first time in a long time…Damon was intrigued. And it was all due to one little boy with pretty green eyes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,601 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Harry P., Damon S.
Save Me by reviewgirl911 reviews
Harry's life with the Dursley was far worse than he let on. What happens when old friend from Privet Drive appear at Number 12 during the Christmas break? What will the Order learn about Harry? Set during OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,400 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Eddies by Brea45 reviews
Harry's whole life changes when he decides to take a late night stroll and comes back to find his aunt's home up in flames and the occupants dead. The Ministry finds him a long lost relative and Harry is forced to confront Ellen and Joanna Harvel. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,056 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Harry P.
Thursday's Child by laconic.logophile reviews
The revelation that Harry isn't actually a Potter sends the Boy Who Lived on a quest to find his real father in the United States - and, possibly, save the world along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,644 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Dean W.
Shattered by AllyDLV reviews
Bella is destroyed when the Cullens leave, after Charlie gets a job offer in Virginia, they move to Mystic Falls to start over. Bella soon discovers that she can slowly mend her broken heart with the help of new friends. Set in New Moon.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 137,444 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
Crime and Quidditch by Life of Fire reviews
Harry left the British wizarding world for the most part, and became a forensic anthropologist working at the Jeffersonian. However, he's still on the England Quidditch team. During the month he is away at training camp for the upcoming world cup, Booth joins the Jeffersonian team. Harry, understandably, has a bad past with government...let's see how things play out. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., Zach A.
Finding Family by Super Awesome Chicken Duck reviews
Shannon Beiste and Vernon Dursley are half-siblings. When the Dursleys are killed, Beiste gets custody of Dudley and Harry. How is she going to deal with her memories, a war-torn teen and an obese bully? And how is Lima going to deal with them?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011
For Better or Worse? You got to be kidding me! by perfect-piscies reviews
FG/HP Harry finds out that all Dumbledore thought of him was that of a tool. Now he has to go back to the Dursleys after Sirius go's throught the veil, Was all this worth it? He's had enough its time to shed the mask. For better or Worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,005 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Fenrir G., Harry P.
Something about love by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
what would live be like for bella after Edward left her, suddenly Paul imprints on her. will love for them be simple and easy, or complexe, and uncomfortable, and will Edward stay away for long after that. m for swearing and sex!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,888 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
A Touch of Evil by DaggersBloodPain reviews
Slash: What if the Chamber of Secrets events didn't turn out the same? A secret learned will make it so Harry will find himself growing up yearning for the touch of evil. Eventual Dark!Harry main pairing HP/LV more possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,447 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 4,994 - Follows: 5,590 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
The Fire Burning by Mmm.Bby reviews
Bella Swan is not your normal teenager.She has an attitude problem, strikingly gorgeous looks and a big secret.After a falling out with her mother,she returns to her one true home;only to find out her friends and family have secrets of their own.Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,399 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Sam
Amazing Love by pandorabox82 reviews
It's Easter, the time for miracle to happen, and that's just what happens in Penelope Garcia's life as she finds herself with the man she loves. But will her new-found friendship put a monkey wrench in her plans?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,482 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - P. Garcia, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The First Son by Sable Bishop reviews
Lilith was the first demon to walked the earth, the first witch of Hecate to worship Lucifer and the mother of one Harry James Potter. Slash later on.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P., Dean W.
A Murder Without A Cause by FlamboyantlyBiBoy reviews
The Jeffersonian Crew is off to England to investigate magic murders at Hogwarts School For Witchcraft and Wizardry. Unfortunately, the headmistress doesn't like them being there. Specifically, one of them. Harry/Zack slash. Sequel to The Boy Under the Bleachers, and all my other HP/Bones crossovers. A warning that I fogot to put in there is character death. They are a murder show.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,214 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Harry P., Zach A.
Bella Swan? I'm Rosie Black! by Visenyas reviews
Bella Swan is now Rosie Black, daughter to an escaped convict and best friends with a certain Potter. But when she returns to Hogwarts for her fifth year, it seems that Umbridge is the least of her problems in the place she calls home. Set in New Moon and Order of the Phoenix.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,369 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Bella - Complete
Wizards at Mckinley by Galbitorix bain reviews
it's Kurt's Junior year at McKinley, will he finally be able to find love? Teddy Lupin just lost his grandma and Hary can't deal with the idiocy of Brittain any longer. TL/KH HP/?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,170 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Teddy L., Kurt H.
Conversations With Werewolves by Jack Solo Black reviews
Summary: Sequel to; "Conversations With Drunk People." Harry decides to spend the night with Remus on the full moon, despite his constant warnings... I mean, what could go wrong? Right...? SLASH, SMUT. Full warnings inside... lol.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Remus L., Harry P.
Daddy Dean by fanficoholic reviews
Harry Winchester has an unusual life. His father, Dean, is a retired hunter, and his mother was born a wand-waving, broomstick riding witch. His grandfather is hunting a demon and his godfather is wanted by the government. If only he were normal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,484 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Big Brother by fanficoholic reviews
John and Mary were on their honeymoon in England when a husk of a house literally appeared before them. Little did they know that one of the occupants would come home with them and become the son their family needed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,878 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., John W.
When Life Creeps Up On You by midgely98 reviews
Bella is not who she really is and when her past pops into the picture thinks get sticky. The cullens try to help Bella but she doesnt need them. i know i suck at summaries but please RXR
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Bella
Conversations With Drunk People by Jack Solo Black reviews
Summary: Harry has a conversation with a drunk Sirius and Remus and learns a few things... Then one thing leads to another... Maybe listening to Sirius when he's drunk isn't always SUCH a bad idea after all...? Remus Lupin/Harry Potter. This is SLASH. lol. As if you didn't know... lol. Full warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
I'm Not Meant To Live Alone by Fantasyy-Freak reviews
Harry took the chance and fled Dumbledore's grasp. Now he's residing in Lima, Ohio.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,551 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Puck
The Other Uley by Last-Black reviews
Koran Taylor Uley a.k.a Kori: Jake and Quil's best friend, Sam's sister, the Cullen's annoyance, and Embry's... don't you wanna know? Starts in New Moon. Rating may change
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,643 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Embry, Sam
An Unexpected Courtship by Sweet-Hearted SilverEars reviews
This is another Harry/Draco fic that I've been working on. It has nothing to do with my other two, and is quite different from them and a little out there, but I love it just the same! Creature fic. Dominant Draco/Submissive Harry. Male Pregnancy Warning. Warning: MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 73,858 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Soldier Boy & Soldier Girl by PaulIsaHAwttie reviews
After 8 years Jasper Runs into Bella @ Vegas! Nothing is as it seems anymore. Bella is back from Afghanistan on leave. swearing, lemons. OCC/AU Human/Vamp NOTHING LIKE THE BOOK! I JUST BORROWED THE CHARACTERS AND STUFF! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,299 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Opposites Really Do Attract by megagirl44 reviews
Bella movs to Mystica Falls to live w/ her cousins Elena n Jeremy. There she meets Damon Salvatore. He's everything she hates about guys, but she can't get him out of her head. Damon feels a pull toward her. Will they fall in love? Better than summary!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,209 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bella, Damon S.
Mate? by Jei Xi reviews
what happens when severus saves harry from the dursleys on the day harry starts to get his magical creature inheritance? is severus his true mate? BoyXboy, ss/hp Slashy goodness. dont like dont read. hint to readers this is aku-sensei's new account.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,005 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Something's Got to Give by RingosGarden reviews
AKA Taylor Black and the Goblet of Fire. Part Four of the Taylor Black Saga. I strongly recommend reading the series in order: A Day in the Life, Like Father Like Daughter and Summer at Snape's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,486 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - OC, George W. - Complete
Dead Helpful by rrenvy reviews
During the summer before his sixth year Harry meets the curious vampire Sanguini and befriends him. To cure his own boredom and to help Harry Sanguini becomes the new DADA professor as Nigel Sandman. Mild Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,487 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - [Harry P., Sanguini] - Complete
Fallible by FadingSlowly reviews
COMPLETE Fallible - adj - Definition: able or prone to err. Synonyms: careless, errant, erring, faulty, frail, heedless, human, ignorant, imperfect, in question, liable, mortal, questionable, uncertain, unreliable, untrustworthy, weak... Emily Young. CANON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,190 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Emily, Sam - Complete
My Little Brother by ChoCedric reviews
Hours after Fred's funeral ceremony and burial, Harry is tossing and turning in bed, lost in guilt-stricken thoughts. He heads down to the Burrow's kitchen, only to be comforted by the last person he would ever expect to even look at him again. George Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
My Everything by be-the-ALEC-to-my-MAGNUS reviews
Imprinting can be tricky can the pack brothers and sister can Embry, Seth, and Jacob survive imprinting on three totally different best friends? Can the boys survive their imprints kick ass FBI BAU parents? Rating may change to M later! With Love, be-the-ALEC-to-my-MAGNUS
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Embry
Escape to the enemy Love knows no side by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
HPLV what happens when Voldemort breaks in at the Dursley's to find out that Harry is ready to die by his wand and sees the horrible situation he is in? warnings: slash, OOC-ness, adopted from elfinmyth
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,866 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
New Beginning by bitascull reviews
Bella is on the run from her ex-boyfriend. Her mom just died in a car crash with her husband.She decides to go to her dad’s house What will happen when she meets the ‘protectors’ of La Push? Will she find love with a certain Alpha? I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bella, Sam
Breakneck Sabbatical by Alzipher reviews
A demon makes Harry his meat-sack in a moment of weakness, and rides him all the way to South Dakota. There it attempts to track down Bobby Singer, but it's in for a nasty surprise. Harry is rescued, and in more ways then one. Warnings inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,890 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
With the Stars as Our Witness by Systatic reviews
It started with a late night visit to the kitchens. If Harry didn't know better, he'd say that the House Elves were playing matchmaker. But, he came to realize that true Slytherins always get what they want. Blaise/Harry. HPBZ. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - [Harry P., Blaise Z.]
Bella Salvatore by vampire luverxoxo reviews
edward left. Bella never got the chance to tell him that she's really a salvatore and that she and her brothers are orginal vampires. what happens when the cullens turn up at maystic falls what will her brothers do? keep the peace or hurt the people who?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Bella
Thunderstorms by bwuk reviews
Kurt really hates thunderstorms and with only Finn and Puck in the house things can lead to a little fluff and a little angst. Set sometime late season 2 early season 3.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Bella's Choice by wanderingdarkness reviews
When Bella hurt herself on her birthday Jasper managed one bite that would change her life forever. Edward ends up hating the both of them because of the bond they share and leave. Ooc non canon couplings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,919 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Coming Back to Yourself by nichellemarie reviews
After Bella confronts Jake about his abandonment, she runs into Victoria and makes a deal with her. Together they will get their revenge on the Cullens. During the confrontation Bella finds something that changes her existence permanently. Now they have to work together against a bigger threat.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,394 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Bella, Peter
KnightinShining Armor by whalestail reviews
Bella is released from her bubble thanks to the Cullens. Is this a physical or mental bubble? Read and find out. A teenage crush or your soulmate; will you ever find either? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,388 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I Believe In A Thing Called Love by DrarryTLA reviews
Draco and Harry have been meeting for a year with no strings attached.Draco finally tells Harry thay can meet no more because he is now betrothed.Harry is not upset til learning that the last meeting created a new beginning neither expected.Mpreg.Request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Shared Hearts by JayColin reviews
SLASH Bill/Harry/Charlie The sequel to 'Package Deal'. A year after the afternoon at Grimmauld Place, Harry, Bill, and Charlie are successfully navigating their unconventional three-way relationship, of course they still haven't told their friends or family just how close they've gotten... ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 322 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [Harry P., Bill W., Charlie W.]
Surprising Allies, Surprising love by slayer of destiny reviews
Severus is left in the bedroom of the Dark Lord's newest ally, what does he want with him? And could this be Severus's chance at happiness. A Darker Harry fic, bottom!Severus, top!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 329 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Leather and Lace by Zairan Mai reviews
Bella's keeping secrets, and all the Cullens know it. Jasper's yet to figure it out, but when Bella regretfully brings his world crashing down around him, a bond starts to form between two unlikely people. Slightly AU. I think. Don't kill me if it is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,803 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Apprentic James by Lil Nezumi reviews
Char. Ooc, AU/AR, still within JK's world - Harry is apprenticed to a Diagon Alley businessman at the tender age of seven. From there the story changes... very mild bashing of some regulars.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,445 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 476 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harry P., G. Ollivander - Complete
For Whom the Bell Tolls by nefieslab reviews
AU fifth year. After saving Dudley from the dementors, the ministry letter arrives to order his wand snapped. Dumbledore's letter doesn't arrive. Harry/Daphne/Susan. Rating may change. Powerful!Happy!Independant!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,554 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 4,222 - Follows: 4,929 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Betrayed and Healing by DeAnnaLoraine reviews
After 4th year, Pettigrew is captured, and Sirius is freed. Harry must return to the Dursleys, knowing the contents of the prophecy from his trip to Little Hagleton. Betrayed by his best friends, who does Harry turn to? Abuse/Rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,473 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Harry P., George W.
My Happy Ending by NUDGELOVER reviews
Abi & Jessi have messed up lives, but have a band to express what they feel. However, their band symbollically represents ppl's lives.They're in for a shock about what they can really do to save lives. Quadruple imprint story. I do not own Twilight serie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,745 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Seth, Embry
Houseguest by Madame Xela reviews
Harry gets to spend the rest of his summer at the burrow after an incident with his drunken uncle where a certain twin realizes that he wants Harry much more than a brother. SLASH HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., George W.
One Little Change by hpbrat2 reviews
Harry now CJ is adopted by everyone's favorite Jack Hodgins. What would happen if he grew up with the Squints? What if he went to Hogwarts at 15? Warnings: Slash, some language, HP/MF. Also BB & AM/JH mentioned. Please R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,840 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., S. Booth
Discovering Family by Bonnie Celt reviews
While on a plane to visit her sister Abby, Josephine Scuito, meets Harry Potter who's in the U.S. because of his uncle's business trip. However, a big surpris awaits them both in the end. ON HOLD FOR NOW
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., Abby S.
Race To Freedom by Daerwyn reviews
Edward returns to find Bella racing on the streets of Forks. Not only is she a racer, but she also has a boyfriend, is from Japan, and . . . a vampire? But wait, she doesn't have gold or red eyes! Oh, but she's a vampire, as are her cousins from Japan. Be introduced into the magical legend of the Kyoko family and the mating process of fate. Emmett/Bella OOCBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Starting Again by bellaanddean reviews
Continuing after Starting Over, Bella must discover the truth, pregnant or not? And if so, should she continue hunting with a baby created by two hunters inside her? What happens with Bella and Dean's relationship. And will Sam ever find love?
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,136 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
A Hello in a Goodbye by FlamboyantlyBiBoy reviews
Agent Seeley Booth was dead, but still supporting his intern from his 'grave'. Rounding up Gormogon essentially. Harry/Zack, slash. The next story will be the big, multi-chapter one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Zach A. - Complete
Curiosity Killed The Cat by DragonAngel7 reviews
Harry get his inheritance and turns into a... cat? WTF? DM/HP no OoP HBP DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Drift Queen of America by Daerwyn reviews
Bella has a secret and one phone call will bring her back into that world.The world she so desperately was avoiding after a fatal confrontation.Bella is a street/drift racer.So is her crew.Now she must fight for what's right while keeping everyone alive
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,048 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Drift Ruler by Daerwyn reviews
I really want to see what they can do, how fast and strong they really are. Not to be interrupted by nomadic vampires. All of that was ruined with a phone call.B/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,979 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella - Complete
153 Years I Loved You by Daerwyn reviews
Bella, unable to tell her secret, leaves Edward and returns to Mystic Falls, where she meets her past time love, her only true love, Damon Salvatore. When Bella confronts him, she gives the ultimate sacrifice - her life - in hopes he can break his daze.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,605 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Damon - Complete
Surgeons General Warning by Danger Illustrated reviews
Of all days they could have worked on the house, they chose today. Nothing could be more awkward than standing in front of five guys in next to nothing and all I have to show for is my love of hello kitty boxers. At least I make my brothers proud. PaulOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,573 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Paul, Embry
Family Love Always Lives by lil-skyhawk2016 reviews
COLLABORATION WITH TEAMEDWARDXJACOB WILL BE UPDATED ON MY PROFILE! Bella and Emmett are siblings, but what happens when Emmett doesn't come home after a hunting trip, will these siblings become reunited? Find out! R and R please! BxP CharlieXAlice Jasper X Edward EMXR and Esme X Carlisle OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Bella, Peter
Distant Starlight by ClandestinePen reviews
Edward has left Bella, and she is broken. But even in her sorrow, she is not forgotten. Someone has been sending her letters...one every day since Edward left. Alternate take on New Moon with Bella/Jasper relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,955 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Untitled by TheTimeLady125 reviews
Meet Maddie Winchester, inspired by her fathers past as a Marine she joins NCIS after 4 years in Wasington DC Police Department and transferred into Gibbs' Team
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Sam W.
The Happy Club by InisMona reviews
Harry Potter is fresh out of a war. Noah Puckerman is fresh out of juvie. Both are going to have to learn to cope with their changed circumstances, and in the process, learn trust and love.Slash, H/P.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,022 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Puck - Complete
Glamorous by WizardsGirl reviews
Crossdressing, Slash. Lima Ohio is about to get one HELL of a surprise in the form of seven kids from England and their three guardians. PLEASE R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Puck
The Wizard Who Ran by FlamboyantlyBiBoy reviews
After the end of their OWLs, Harry James Potter disappeared from school. The next day he was removed from the wizarding society, and sent into the foster system. Of course, staying put was never his style. Prequel to The Boy Under The Bleachers, and The Girl With Poka Dots. No actual Bones characters in this one. Talk of cutting
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Slytherin Tendencies by Irreplacabelle reviews
A fight with Ron shows Harry how little their friendship means to the redhead and gives Harry the opportunity to show his Slytherin side. Nobodies happy with this arrangement, except the Slytherins – they're obviously up to something. Drarry One-shot with sequel one the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Angry Outbursts by Lionheart789 reviews
What if the order heard Harry's shouts that night in Grimmauld Place? What if Harry not only shouted at Ron and Hermione, but also put Mrs Black in her place? What would the order's reaction be? One-Shot. Funny. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hansel and Gretel by Guardian of Hope reviews
Huntress 04. As Anna's first year with the BAU comes to a close, a case comes up that will leave her struggling with the supernatural truth and evidence that doesn't match up. Anna is also distracted by her family confronting her mother's killer. Gen, AU.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,921 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Dean W., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Joshua's Sweet Isabella by fitever reviews
Like a predator I stalked Sam and growled, baring my teeth at him. He didn't move. He was too shocked that I had phased. "Bella!" Everyone shouted and stared at me. I looked at them all, but my focus landed on Jared and remained there.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,315 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Jared, Bella - Complete
And if you see it from my point of view by Kennygoes reviews
"Together we will clean this world of its filth" - Lord Voldemort has a daughter. But everything doesn't turn out as he'd planed. Alice has a way of her own. - "Well, thank you for the picture, Alice" Dumbledore said. "What picture, professor Dumbledore?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 99,416 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Love In the Dark by Hecateslover reviews
Growing up on the streets did not prepare Harry for magic school. Then again, Hogwarts isn't prepared for him either. HPSS, many other pairings. SLASH, HET, FemSLASH, Dark!Harry. Rated M for a reason. Harry/Dean friendship. Deleted last chapter, will be continuing story after long hiatus!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 217,168 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Brother Of Lord Voldemort by RavenclawSlytherinQueen reviews
Harry isn't Potter; he isn't even in his right time. Harry is really Harrison Cadmus Riddle, younger brother of Tom Marvolo Riddle. Merope Gaunt didn't die way may believed, and Tom Riddle never did leave her.In Harry's 4th year he starts remember. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,563 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Chasing the Sun by heungsoon reviews
With certain visitors dropping in, Isabella Swan's got to face her past, release all these secrets she's been keeping, and own up to her lies. Can she keep her past a secret, or lose herself trying? Discontinued.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Castiel, Bella