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hey im tessa

my fave thing to watch is the criminal minds.i cant wait for jj to come back this season.and i really want emily to come back its not fair that they took her off.

i love to read and write any thing to do with vampires.

i have blonde haire and hazel eyes that sometimes change coulor.i live in saint john and am lovein every minute of it.i travle every summer with my bff and nan and even tho im with one of my rentles i have the best time ever.

At school i hang out with the "cool" kids in the class but im not always happy the one who doesnt really fit in with any one in any group.I am the one who reads and writes and gets good grades and am just plain quite so im diffrent.But you know what i dont give a care what other people think about me cuz people are crule.even tho i have friends i truley feel i dont fit in.i was bullied my whole life.copy and paste this if you are any thing like me and add ur name

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know...

WHEN WE RULE THE WORLD THIS CAN BE OUR PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

funnie stuff

"I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone."

"The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER."

"So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

"I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"Music is love in search of word."

"You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it."

"He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I’m allergic to bull."

"I’ll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet."

"You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!"

"I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!"

"Life was so simple when boys had cooties"

"I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends"

"Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."

"You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

"I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love."

"I don’t obsess! I think intensely."

"Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?"

"Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later."

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Guns don’t kill people. People kill people" "Yeah well if someone ran out into war with his finger held out and yelled 'BANG' I don't think he'd be doing much!"

“A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying ‘Man, that was fun!’”

"I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

You know you lived in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

13. You're sad because you fell for it and think you have to put it on ur pro

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Love you.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!

Text you.

The Right Guy:

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you backwhen you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your handin front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

iIf you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane copy this into your profile

If they are right copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's...

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever slapped/punched a relative because they took something of yours, copy this into your profile

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh?

Copy and Pastiess!

Copy And Paste this If you can't walk across a flat surface with out finsiding some way to trip! (Yep...Happens all the friken time...I also tripped down the staires cause of a peice of chocolate lint on the floor... :) Yea...I Iz very smart Rolls eyes

I love You, you Love ME! Lets Go out And Kill Barnie, With a shot gun BANG BANG! Barnie on the floor, No more stupid dinosaur!

COPY AND PASTE THAT TILL BARNIE DIES!!

Mwhahaha

Copy and Paste If your an MJ Fan (RIP MJ!! WE LOVE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE! YOUR A LEDGEND!)

Copy and Paste If you have ever fallen down and suddenly burst out crying because Edward Cullen wasn't there to catch you. ( I have and it HURT!!)

Copy And Paste this If you Liek Copy and Pasties!! Mwhahah

ok Ok now COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU LIKE PSYCHIC PIXIE FREAK! !! Lol Mwhaha JkJk

I'm a dinosaur so like, RAWR and stuff...

lol these things are COOL!!

-If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

-Wish for what you want...work for what you need

-When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.

-They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.

-Fear is the heart of love.

-A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who I'm not.

-The TRUTH is that everyone going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.

-You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley

- Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.- Vernon Law

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

"When there's a will, I want to be in it."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

"She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face."

"I plan on living forever...so far so good."

"The greater danger for most of us is not that
our aim is too high and we miss it, but
that it is too low and we reach it."
- Michelangelo

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

20 Of All Paper Clips Are Abused In A Year, Copy And Paste This Onto Your Page If You Care

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?",

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

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„øºTeam Edward ºø„
„øº„øººø„ºø.

If you have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you've caught it too!

«• Twilight •» •.(•. .•).•
«• New Moon •» •.(•. .•).•
«• Eclipse •» •.(•. .•).•
«•Breaking Dawn•»
.•(.• •.)•.

...V...Put this
...A...On your
...M...Profile
...P...If
...I...You
...R...Have
...E...That crazy
...S...Obsession over vampires!

Especially me.
I know whats a coming,
Its no mystery.

My blood runs cold,
My eyes are golden brown.
Im what you call immortal
My skills are world renown.

Im small, Im short,
Im really good at sport.

Im sweet, Im kind,
And jasper is all mine.

I sparkle like a diamond,
When Im in the sun.
I drive Italian sports cars,
Being a vamps so much fun

You ought to meet my family,
Theres no need to fear.
Instead of sucken humans,
We would prefer a deer.

Were not among the living,
So we dont need to sleep.
So, hey, lets through a party,
And come in Emmetts jeep.

I think a storm is brewing,
And Edwards really keen.
To through around a baseball,
Come and join the team.

Rose is really gorgeous,
But her tempers really bad.
But youll love Carlisle and Esme,
My vampire Mum and Dad.

The best thing I saw comin,
My sister Bella Swan.
They went to Isle Esme,
And now Nessie is born.

One thing we put up with,
For Nessies salvation.
Is Jakes stinky wolf pack,
Livin on the reservation.

Oh, yea, I see the future,
The world is set on fire.
And everyones talkin,
Bout the author Stephenie Meyer

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To sєє thє NΣW MOON
And ιf I'm luckч
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At BЯΣΛKING DΛWN
And thє wholє tιmє
I'm sιttιng with чou
Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

And then there's

Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

The 10 Commandments of Twilight

1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.

2. You shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain.

3. Remember to keep release dates calendared.

4. Honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence.

5. You shall not kill humans or shape-shifting wolves.

6. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.

7. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore.

8. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.(Unless he can't hear you...)

9. You shall not covet Edward.

10. You shall not covet Edward's Volvo, or various Cullen cars.

I like this! it's fun! :

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Tessizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): red bunnie

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ann Edith

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): totteten

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): black icecap

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Etntlae

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black eboney

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) strawberry life

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) grey eyepatch

Twilight caracters:

Edward Cullen: Hotter than Jacob since 1901 ...Bella Swan-Cullen: Luckier than you since 1987
Carlisle Cullen: Calmer than you since 1640s.
Esme Cullen: Kinder than you since late 1800s
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than you since 1901
Jasper Cullen: Smarter than you since 1843
Rosalie Cullen: Better than you since 1915
Emmett Cullen: Stronger than you since 1916
Renesmee Cullen: Cuter than you since September 10, 2006

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I Cried, Did You?

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slutI am NOT TALL so I MUST be thick and childish.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I like READING so I MUST be a geek.
I hang out with a GAY, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (and so what if I am?!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm ASIAN so I must be a freshy. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title

1. Opening Credits: KissKiss-chris brown
2. Waking up: get the party started-pink

3. First Day of College: fighter-christina aguliara

4. Falling in Love:like toy soldiers-eminem
5. Kiss Scene: all that im living for-evanescence

6. Fight Song: my happy ending-avril lavigne

7. Breaking Up: no love-eminem ft lil wayne
8. Graduating College:all american girl-carrie underwood
9. Big Break: somebody's heartbreak-hunter hayes
10. Mental Breakdown: untitled-simple plan
11. Driving Song: my heart is broken-evanescence

12. Flash back: ive got the scars to prove it-the road hammers
13. Getting back together: undo it-carrie underwood
14. Wedding: lights-ellie goulding
15. Birth of Child: life in a northern town-sugerland
16. Paying Dues: getting over you-fergie ft lmfao
17. Moment of Triumph: im not afraid-eminem
18. Final Battle: playing god -paramore
19. Death Scene: all i wanted- paramore
20. Funeral Scene:sorry for party rocking-lmfao
21. End Credit:aint it fun-paramore

Have you ever felt alone in a crowded room. Add your name to the list.- Agony in the Shadows, v-girl98

Anybody know those "if you are this C and P this onto your profile" things?

If you go to bed not knowing what you're hair will look like in the morning

If you are not concerned with your popularity

If you think about marrying Damon Salvatore on a daily basis

If you love fanfic

If you have ever read a sentence that goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and you eventually realized that the sentence was completely pointless

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa

(\)_(/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Help Bunny achieve World Domination by copying this onto ur proile

(")_(")

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own dream world, copy this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think that the Vampire Diaries series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile

If you belive your own Damon Salvatore is out there somewhere, copy this into your profile

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with Damon Salvatore, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Damon' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Salvatore brothers plus Matt XD) copy and paste this to your profile


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Alec Volturi

2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? RED
3. Your first initial? T
4. Your month of birth? April
5. Which is cooler, black or white? Black
6. Name a person of your same gender. Zoey
7. What's your favorite number? 6
8. Do you like California or Florida more? California
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans? Lakes
10. What is your wish? That I will meet the twilight and vampire diaries cast

Done with that?

Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Damon Salvatore ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cant see,
must be stid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid
I'm sradishing to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
I am but three
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me

CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was
BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

Thank you

Tears Can Fall From Heaven,Tears come from your heart. When you can't cry you are heart broken like after you will be when you read this story.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

One more heart that is broken.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 17/25 wow

YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (I like long showers)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. don't tell anyone!
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 5/24 wow (I'm guess i'm more of a guy lol

MY TWILIGHT ABC'S!!

A IS FOR ALICE!

B IS FOR BRADY!

C IS FOR CHARLIE!

D IS FOR DOG!

E IS FOR EMBRY!

F IS FOR FORKS!

G IS FOR GREAT BOOKS! (Esp. with Jacob in them!!)

H IS FOR HYPER ALICE!

I IS FOR I LOVE THE LA PUSH WOLF PACK!!

J IS FOR JARED!

K IS FOR KILLING LAURENT!

L IS FOR LA PUSHING EDWARD OVER THE BORDER AND THE PACK KILLING HIM!! (yes I know I'm evil!! evil laugh)

M IS FOR MOTHERLY EMILY!

N IS FOR NEVER LETTING JACOB BLACK OUT OF MY SIGHT!

O IS FOR OH JACOB, I LOVE YOU!

P IS FOR PERFECT BODY! (Jacob Black! swoons)

Q IS FOR QUIL ATEARA!

R IS FOR ROSALIE HATERS!! (I do not like Rosalie... she acts selfish!)

S IS FOR SAM ULEY, THE ALPHA!!

T IS FOR TEAM JACOB!

U IS FOR UNDERSTANDING JASPER!

V IS FOR VAMPIRE'S

W IS FOR WEREWOwLVES/SHAPE-SHIFTERS ROCK AND RULE LA PUSH, WASHINGTON!! WOO-HOO!!

X IS FOR XILING EDWARD FROM BELLA FOREVER!! (MUHAHAHA)

Y IS FOR Y CAN'T I HAVE JACOB BLACK TO MYSELF FOREVER?!

Z IS FOR ZAFRINA!

93 of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, One Crystal Rose, Huskylover94, Darkfang323, SandPrincess09, v-girl98

- Every girls prince will come someday, mine just took a wrong turn and got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions! (got that off of nerdyvampgrl97's profile and liked it)

-people die... beauty fades... love changes... and you'll always be alone ( this is my personal philosophy meaning what i live by)

Put your Ipod on shuffle and answer the questions - write whatever song comes on, even if it sounds silly!

1. What is your motto?

with love-Hilary Duff

2. What do your friends think of you?

Party in the usa-Miley Cyrus

3. What do you think about very often?

If today was your last day-nickleback

4. What is 22?

my happy ending- Avril Lavigne

5. What do you think of your best friend?

complacted-Avril Lavigne

6. What do you think about the person you like?

HOT-Avril Lavigne

7. What is your life story?

All i ever wanted-Bass Hunter

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Halo-Beynoce

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Sweet Dreams-Beynce

10. What do your parents think of you?

Before He Cheats- Carrie Underwood

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Evacuate The Dance Floor-cascada

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Every time we touch-cascada

13. What's your hobby/interest?

Bring Me To Life-evanescence

14. What's your biggest secret?

My Immortal-evanescence

15. What do you think of your friends?

Come Clean-Hillary Duff

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

collide-Howie Day

17. How will you die?

Replay-Iyaz

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

In My Head-Jason Drulo

19. What makes you laugh?

Tattoo-Jordan Sparks

20. What makes you cry?

Wavi'n Flag-Knaan

21. Will you ever get married?

Behind These Hazle Eyes-Kelly Clarkson

AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you are addicted to Vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you laugh at yourself for laughing at yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you start singing random songs at any random time. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your English class because you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to separate you but it never works because the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together. Crazy is you and your friends shouting at the top of your lungs in public place that you are in love with the characters of twilight (several times a day).Crazy is when you try to hold your breath after learning that Edward and his family can. Crazy is when you get posters in your wall and start talking to them saying: ''Don't look! I'm going to change'' or ''Don't look, I'm naked'' and when you watch TV and there is happening something funny, you say: ''Did you see that? It was hilarious!'' and laugh at yourself and the TV. crazy is when u dont like to shop anymore because ur afried that alice will see u and wont let u stop to eat.If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

1. If you constantly talk to yourself.

2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself

3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person

4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

7. If you know what writer's block is.

8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of critisism.

9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

13. If you memorized your keyboard.

14. If people think you might have A.D.D.

15. If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.

17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.

18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.

19. If your friends dont even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/ grammar errors.

21. If you don't like critisism, although you are a critic yourself.

22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.

23. If you write stories based on your dreams.

24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.

25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

26. If you can type/ write fast. REALLY fast.

27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.

28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.)

29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...

30. And finally, the number one way to tell if youre a good writer: If you failed English 101.

I guess I'm an author. . .

I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, The Misadventures of Miyako, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, Kooleyaid, v-girl98

95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitch!"

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy/paste onto profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile.

If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm, moonray9,Maru-chan, heavenlywolfdemon, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, Welcome To My Mad World, v-girl98

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile v-girl98

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you ever felt the need to stop copying and posting these things but just can't help but keep it up, copy and paste this to your profile

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you worship Alec!!

...V...Put this
...A...On your
...M...Profile
...P...If
...I...You
...R...Have
...E...That crazy
...S...Obsession over vampires 0RiGiNAL TWILGIHT FAN

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile

38 Reasons Why Girls Are Best
1.We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
31. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly.
32. Our magazines have horiscopes.
33. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.
34. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm.
35. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.
36. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.
37. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.
38. We can have men do what we want by merely unbuttoning our shirts.

What makes life 100 percent?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as "Girls Don't Realize These Things

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your prof

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.

COOL SAYINGS

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"

"You are depriving some village of an idiot."

"Aw, did I just step on your poor itty-bitty little ego?"

"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."

"Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done."

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, thus couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run like hell. He hates that.

Hollaback girl: I have no idea what that means, but apparently Gwen Staphoni isn't one, and it has something to do with bananas.

When life gets you lemons, throw them at mean people, and hope it lands in their eyes.

Officer I swear to drunk I'm not God.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Your weirdness is creeping your imaginary friend out.

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark.

If two wrongs don't make a right, then try three.

If there is a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray it’s not a train.

If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk.

Microsoft: You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips that answer none

Have you ever known one of those people that breaks the silence in a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN!" I have.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

I hear voices, and they don't like you. :D

If you work in the army and your name is Will, do you get nervous when the officer says "fire at will!"

Once a computer beat me at chess. But it was no match against me in kickboxing

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

twilight the movie ,

(Eric) I got a worm. Hahahaha. I got a worm.

(Edward) I like to watch you sleep. I find it fascinating. O_o

Life sucks, and then you die. -Jacob (how positive)

The Math Rant (don't read if you like Math)

Math needs to die! Who the f-- cares when the hell a plane will arrive in a station. If you're so f--ing curious then you can go online and figure it out on your own. I'm sorry school, I dont plan for my job to tell whenever the hell a raft will reach the bottom of a creek. If I want to know so bad. I can f--ing time it. I don't need a f--ing 'equation". Numbers are meant to be simple. they were invented so you can go tell tommy how many coconuts he needs to come home with for dinner. they weren't meant to have these redicious equations that are impossible to memorize and I dont even know whatever the hell they mean as long i can do them, thats all that matters to the school.

Bella's excuse in Twilight

The best excuse Edward thought of for why Bella was all scraped up is Bella fell down a set of stairs, and through a window. First, how many hotel staircases have windows right at the bottom? Barely any. And maybe I've been mistaken my whole life but it's damn hard to crash through a window. Was Bella just hauling like 200 miles an hour down that staircase to be enough of a force to go barrelling through that window? Was this window just like really cheap or something? Because that might be a bit of a hazard if a storm blows through. What happens if a 30 mph wind goes on outside? The windows would implode, shattering all over hotel guests in which they'd certainly sue. I did not understand how anybody fell for this explanation. And another questions... how did they explain the bite mark on bella's hand, exactly? Because that's actually a pretty recognizable shape.

Teenagers 'ruining this world'

At least where I live, a lot of blame gets placed on us teenagers. Take driving for instance. those teenagers, crashing all of the time. Because they're teenagers. They obviously are too young not to crash into anything. Its all the teenagers fault. that's why so many people die in car crashes. Its not the other 70 percent of the population that's older then us that become lazy with driving habits because they are 'experienced drivers' and therefore do not need to use 'both hands', or 'pay attention' to the road in front of them. Or keep 'three seconds' between the car in front of them or use 'turn signals' while going 80 miles an hour on the freeway when they're already going 15 mph faster then the speed limit. So that’s why we need to raise the driving age. Because 18 year olds are 'more mature'. Especially because 18 year olds are much more likely to have exposure to alcohol and go to parties that have alcohol. Lets have them start driving when they’re exposed to that. That’s a good idea. And if its all our fault, then older generations, take some blame on yourselves. You're the ones that raised us. Which, you seem to think you did so suckishly.

People not understanding the fact that roads are generally for cars, not people.

For people who can drive, you’ve probably had that strong urge to run over some idiot walking across the street snail speed, while texting, with an ipod on. Honestly, It’s probably not the best idea to test the patience of people while while they’re in a 1 ton car. Being a driver myself, my biggest pet peeve is when people walk across the street like a moron, by either stepping out in front of my car so I have to slam on the breaks so I won’t run over you, or otherwise stepping out while paying absolutely no attention while texting/talking on the phone/or really deep daydreaming. Some day you’re going to come across a road raged person. And they may not feel like slamming on the breaks to avoid a stupid person. And, kids I understand, they don't know better. but there are full grown adults that don’t understand the concept of the road being meant for cars.

If you think Emmett is hot (although I have NO idea how anyone would know), copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Edward is hot (although nobody can really prove it) copy and paste this on your profile.

WITH CHILDREN

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a

human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very

small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;

it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they

were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's

work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what

the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

"They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five

and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother,

she

asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers

and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,

"Thou shall not kill."

One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes

at

the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of

white

hair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why

are some of your hairs white, Momma?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or

unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, Momma,

how

come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to

persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up

and

say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a

doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher,

she's dead."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary

school

for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun

made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a

large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the

apples.

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation

i'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.

I'm the girl who every no's her name, for good or for bad. Im the girl that if you call my friend a brat i WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

Im the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

Im the girl that walks like i am proud.

Im the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

Im the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT i'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.

Im the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

Im the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad.

Im the girl who acts shy one second and the next i will be laughing like an idot.

Im the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "brat" and "Weird" but i take that as a compliment.

Im the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and i write.

Im the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

Im the girl who isnt always a people person.

Im the girl that doesnt WANT or NEED a boyfriend.

Im the girl who thinks boys arent worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken?

Im also the girl they call "friend" you are not alone.

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period 's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually really only need to apply mascara to your top 's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first 's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love ... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.

Girl: Why do you like me?
Boy: Too many reasons
Girl: Give me a number
Boy: How many stars are in the night sky?
Girl: That's impossible
Boy: So you see the problem

(v)
.·.,i love you. ;).·.·) .·*)
(o) Music is life

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.


now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile. (read it, it's cool and annoying at the same time, and also a bit funny)

ღ .••.• Team Rosalie/Emmett •.••.ღ

ღ .••.• Team Edward/Bella •.••.ღ

ღ .••.• Team Carlisle/Esme •.••.ღ

ღ .••.• Team Alice/Jasper •.••.ღ

ღ .••.• Team Elena/Damon•.••.ღ

You say Justin Bieber,I say Black Veil Brides

You say Miley Cyrus,I say Bring Me The Horizon

You say Kesha,I say Suicide Silence

You say Eminem,I say Evanescence

You say Kanye West,I say Bullet 4 My Valentine

You say Jonas Brother,I say The Black Dahlia Murder 92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this message to 5 other videos DONT LET ROCK N ROLL DIE/METAL Thumbs up if you agree

Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could do to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going to be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael would sing to his sister in Mommy's tummy.

The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen. Then the labor pains came. Every five minutes . . . every minute.

But complications arose during delivery. Hours of labor. A C-Section was required. Finally, Michael's little sister was born, but she was in serious condition. With sirens howling in the night, the ambulance rushed the infant to the neonatal intensive care unit at St. Mary's Hospital in Knoxville, Tennessee.

The days inched by. The little girl got worse. The pediatric specialist tells the parents, "There is little hope. Be prepared for the worst." Karen and her husband contacted a local cemetery about a burial plot. The had fixed up a special room in their home for the new baby — now they plan a funeral. Michael, kept begging his parent to let him see his sister, "I want to sing to her," he says.

Week two in intensive care. It looked as if a funeral would come before the week was over. Michael keeps nagging about singing to his sister, but kids are never allowed in Intensive Care.

Karen made up her mind. She would take Michael whether they liked it or not. If he didn't see his sister now, he would never see her alive.

She dressed him in an oversized scrub suit and marched him into ICU. He looked like a walking laundry basket, but the head nurse recognized him as a child and bellowed, "Get that kid out of here now! No children are allowed in ICU."

The mother rises up strong in Karen, and the usually mild-mannered lady glares steel-eyed into the head nurse's face, her lips a firm line. "He is not leaving until he sings to his sister!"

Karen tows Michael to his sister's bedside. He gazes at the tiny infant losing the battle to live. And he begins to sing. In the pure-hearted voice of a 3-year-old, Michael

sings:

"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray —"

Instantly the baby girl responded. The pulse rate became calm and steady.

"You never know, dear, how much I love you, Please don't take my sunshine away —"

The ragged strained breathing became as smooth as a kitten's purr.

"The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping, I dreamed I held you in my arms . . ."

Michael's little sister relaxes as rest, healing rest, seemed to sweep over her. Tears conquered the face of the bossy head nurse. Karen glowed.

"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. Please don't take my sunshine away."

Funeral plans were scrapped. The next day, the very next day, the little girl was well enough to go home! Woman's Day magazine called it "the miracle of a brother's song." The medical staff just called it a miracle.

THIS IS A TRUE STORY!. 8)

A Dads Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

'They' say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

yea I'm one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls.

forget a prince with a horse, i want a vampire with a Volvo.

bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isn't with us anymore... hehe

I am a twilightaholic. (look it up)

Regular lions say ROAARR.

Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs (except Edward Cullen of course!)

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN THEN COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

If you say Fudge instead of f*ck.

If you cry when your favourite fictional character get's hurt.

If you have read more than 4 books'.

If you cry in romantic/sad movies.

LADIES don't start fights, we FINISH them.

A good girl is a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.

Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.

Do not walk beside me, either.

Just leave me the heck alone.

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"

Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"

Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."

Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."

Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy

Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"

Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."

Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.

she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi & said 'drink up'

she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.

she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along w. scissors & had her cut it up.

she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her ears pierced.

she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.

she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a name tag that sad "my name is: ALONE."

she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked when he wasn't.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. (Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen, Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, Seth Clearwater, Jared ?, Romeo)

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile(...this better be copied to everyones profile if not im scared.;p)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Music is my life. Put this if u listen
(o)to REAL music.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession?

Bite Me.

You expect it to be easy.

You expect it to be a world of roses and laughs and perfect moments that you find only in movies.

You expect him to always say the right thing, and always know exactly how you feel, or exactly how to react to it.

You expect him to calm you down when you're yelling or to chase you when you run away.

You expect so much that you feel entirely, and utterly defeated when something doesn't exactly match up with all your plans.

But that's the thing.

Love isn't a plan.

It doesn't have a certain beginning and it certainly has no end or visible finish line to those deeply in it.

Love happens; it is so incredibly messy.

People around you can't comprehend why you do the things you do, or why youso hard for something that seems to cause you so much pain, because simply, they can't see.

They can't see the invisible ring of pain that surrounds you when you're in love.

It's inconvenient and painful and devastating at times, but we can't live without it.

What you don't learn is how hard love is.

How much work it takes.

How much of ourselves we have to put into it.

How it isn't worth it until we are complete and utter about it.

Love isn't him calming you down when you yell.

It's him yelling, just as loud, just as hard, right back at you, right in your face to wake you up and to keep you grounded.

It isn't him bringing you roses everyday or cute things that make your relationship appear more presentable.

It's after a long time that life walks right out of you both, and yet him showing up at your door the next morning anyway.

It's not him saying all the right things or knowing exactly how to handle you.

So no, it's not him stroking your hair and telling you everything is going to be alright.

It's him standing there, admitting he's just as scared as you are.

You have to remember that with love, you're not the only one involved.

You've unknowingly put your life, your heart into the palms of another persons hands and said, here.

Do what you will. Break it into a million pieces. Or forget that I ever handed it to you.

As long as you have it.

It makes reality invisible and it erases all the lines that we shouldn't cross.

Because love isn't about fencing ourselves in; feeling safe, feeling sure about the future. It's about scaring the $!T out of every nerve in our body, but pushing forward anyway.

Because all theand all the tears and all the uncertainty is worth it.

And it's a hell of a lot better, than being 100% happy without someone to show us that :

There is a WORLD of difference between feeling 'happy' and feeling 'whole'.

29 resons y women are the better then men:

1.

got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(We don't usually picture guys naked we picture what it would be like to kiss you then get over it and move on.)

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read three 300 books in a day, copy this into your profile (Well, Ok, I made this one up.)

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile.

92% of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8% that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support the 'Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Some say the world will end in fire,

Some say in ice.

From what I've tasted of desire

I hold with those who favor fire.

But if it had to perish twice,

I think I know enough of hate

To say that for destruction ice

Is also great

And would suffice.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510,twilightobsessedOECD, Alicecullenisrealinmyworld, Ms-Write-It,v-girl98

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever started laughing uncontrollably while reading in class and people just stared, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If your friends are insane and you don't know why you're friends with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are insane and you DO know why you're friends with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

1. When you are sad, I will give you the courage to plot revenge.

2. When you are blue, I will try and dislodge whatever is in your throat.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4 When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get until you stop whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me. I don't want whatever you've got.

8. When you fall, I will ask if you're okay, sit there and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This oath I pledge until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Other people can see it. But only you, can truly feel it's warmth.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (And multiple other Twilight words. Volturi, Carlisle, Irina, etc.) (note: none of those Twilight words showed up as misspelled.)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when:

You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!

You think your next-door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire.

You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.

You've read Twilight, New Moonand Eclipse at least 5 times each!

You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.

You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse.

When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.

Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you.

You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up.

You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.

You have nothing to do, so you go to .com and read everything on the site twice. And then go to the Lexicon and do the same thing.

You promise your friend that if he can find you an Edward, you'll give him the answers to your homework for the rest of your school-life.

You plan on naming your children after characters in any of the books in the Twilight series.

You walk around school looking for pale-skinned, inhumanly beautiful classmates with red or gold eyes.

You see a shadow, think it's Edward, and start talking to it.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'watch your step' sign, copy this into your profile.

If you think TV golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you use sarcasm to battle stupid people, copy and paste this into your profile

Guy's Point of View: Written by a guy.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD. We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's not looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether. Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION BEHIND, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT. Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! Give the nice guys a chance.

Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush...

Guys: NO GRABBING!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

If you haven't stopped, seriously stop!

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls re-post this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this .

Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?

Alice: I'm afraid so. You are entirely bonkers! But I'll tell you a secret. All the best are...

--98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

--If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you watched the same movie every day when you were little, copy this to your profile.

If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

--Okay, so who likes tacos? If you like tacos, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

"You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention." -Brom, Eragon

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them right back and tell it to make their own damn lemonade.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen." , replied the congregation.


If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

REMEMBER WHEN
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. ( I think I have, but I was zoned out,so time means nothing to me)

Find the guy that calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of hot,

who calls YOU BACK when YOU HANG up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for HOURS and listen to your heart beat,

or will stay awake just to WATCH YOU sleep,

wait for the guy that kisses your FORHEAD,

who keeps YOUR PICTURE in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in SWEATPANTS,

who holds your hand in front of ALL HIS FRIENDS,

who thinks your beautiful WITHOUT makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he CARES and how he is LUCKY to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

If you've made it this far into my profile, then congratulations!! If you've only just scrolled down here to see what's here then you are now in that special place where Twilight resides in me, HELL!!

To those who did good here's a virtu-cookie (:) & a lollipop ()--

lied, there's even more copy and paste things -

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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

Repost this and spread the stupidity!


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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Sometimes a heart cant afford to be just friends.

Every girl has something special about her.

Music gives us an escape from our teenage heart driven lives, a chance to actually be part of something amazing. It gives us something to believe in.

Life is too short, grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you cant change. Love deeply, and forgive quickly. Take chances. Give everything and have no regrets. Life is too short to be unhappy. You have to take the good with the bad. Smile when you’re sad. Love what you got and always remember what you had. Always forgive but never forget. Learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change and things go wrong but always remember life goes on.

One day your going to realize how much you care about me and when that days comes, I’ll be waking up with the guy that already knew.

.Family: We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.

Someday, Someone will walk into your life and you’ll realize why it never worked with anyone else.

.It’s not who you’ve known the longest; It’s about who came and never left your side

.Any fool can have a trophy wife. It takes a real man to have a trophy marriage.

.Behind every beautiful girl there’s a dumb guy who did her wrong & made her strong

.I’ve built a wall not to block anyone out but to see who loves me enough to climb over.

.Rewind the good times. Fast-forward the bad things and pause the unforgettable moments.

.Arms are for hugging. Boys are for kissing. Sluts are for dissing. And best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you need is a hug.

She’s been there: When I cry. When I get heartbroken. When I laugh. When there have been rough times. When I’m mad. When I’m happy. When I’m jealous. When I’m crazy. When I’m down. When I’m sad. When I’m pretty. When I’m ugly…. Basically she’s been there through everything with me and that’s what I call a best friend.

We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because it was given to someone else for us to find.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Ten things to see before you die!

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Micheal Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercrombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

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I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

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No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

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If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

This is not a joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!

Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom an...d her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she finally died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.

Now send this to ten other people on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't pass this on like you did. And forget about you.

Example 1:

Jenny didn't believe this and deleted it without even reading the whole thing! A few days later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps and heavy breathing, there was Clarissa

Kristy Grunewald 1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly
disappeared; she hadn't been discovered untill 2000 when a young girl
named Mary found Lauren's body which had chest markings that said, "I
wasn't pretty enough." L...auren's ghost wi...ll appear in your mirror,
telling you that you're not pretty enough and ... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more
See Moreshe will kill you. She'll will repeatedly tell you, "See more,
see more, see more.." The same happened to Mary, and she died shortly
after. To save yourself, copy and paste this into five other band's
comment boxes. THIS IS TRUE! Since you have started reading this, do
not stop. Keep in mind that you need to send this to five other people
in 143 minutes. When you're finished, press "F6" and your crush's name
will appear on your computer screen in big letters as a "reward" for
preventing yourself from being killed. This is scary because it
actually works

6 truths in life:

1) you can not touch your teeth with your tongue.

2) All idiots try after reading this.

3) The first truth is a lie.

4) smiling now because you're an idiot.

5) you forward to another idiot.

6) still have a smile on your face ..

girls just cry about a cheating

but country girls

burn your house down with you in it(Miranda)

Trash your house and burn your picture(Taylor)

Kill and beat up your truck(Carrie)

My favorite is all of them :)

Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. So Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! , but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm not afraid. then nelly woke up and said it was just a dream!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sometimes... cough Bella cough Swan cough).

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

Your shin: a device commonly used to find furniture in the dark.

If it can't be fixed with duct tape, then you haven't used enough.

I like deadlines. Especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

ew years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 profiles tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me

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A Raven Among Crows by mssierraalexis reviews
The goddaughter of SAMDINO's President has an unlikely reputation with an even more unlikely goal when she moves to Charming after her father passes away. Her life's ambition has been to become the first female patched member and the recent downfall of SAMCRO is her best shot. Will her hidden skills earn her a reaper on her back, or will an unforeseen romance compromise her dream?
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Within a bubble, a girl is raised by one of the deadliest creatures on the planet. She grows with a kind and selfless heart. Once that bubble pops, will she be able to endure both the bright light and the never-ending darkness of the world she was shielded from since she was born with courage, or will her heart shatter?
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Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
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Cassie Black, the daughter of Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange, has wanted nothing more than to become an Auror. During her seventh year at Hogwarts, she must deal not only with Minister Fudge's mistrust of her true intentions, but her blossoming feelings for lifetime friend Professor Snape, which she assumes will be unrequited. (Starts during Sorceror's Stone. Severus/OC).
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,775 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 12/22/2021 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Harry P., OC]
Music Beneath the Mountains by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter wanders away from the Dursleys one day and is found by a goblin on a mission from Gringotts. Harry grows up in the goblin deeps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 151,101 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 3,539 - Updated: 12/20/2021 - Published: 12/4/2018 - Harry P.
Hale Charming by Cassiesmum02 reviews
When Sarah Hale returned to Charming she was hoping it would be a fresh start in the town of her youth, but nightmares from her recent past aren't going to make her return easy. Is it worth fighting for the happy ending she wants and will her demons let her?
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 89 - Words: 151,260 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/15/2021 - Published: 11/18/2020 - Jax, Opie, Donna, OC
Chasing Ghosts by bucky-b4rnes reviews
Vanessa Hale was forced to leave Charming, and subsequently her entire life, behind seven years ago. When she comes back in the wake of tragedy and pain, will she find that home is where the reaper is, or is she just chasing the ghosts of her past?
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 213,120 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/14/2021 - Published: 5/30/2019 - Jax, OC
The Pull by untilmynextstory reviews
Following the birth of his son, Jax finds his father's manuscript that details the path of destruction the club would inevitably face. With his father's ghost shadowing him and the weight of fatherhood, Jax is faced with the choices and consequences of his lifestyle that bleeds over to his son and old lady. Book 2 of Almost Is Never Enough.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 174,721 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 12/12/2021 - Published: 4/9/2017 - [Jax, OC] Opie, Gemma - Complete
Forced Journey by Greenshells reviews
Bella heads to the cliffs without waiting for Jacob and must bear the consequences of that decision...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,558 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 12/3/2021 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Bella, Carlisle, Esme, Paul
Of Lies and Deceit and Hidden Personas by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 58 - Words: 569,519 - Reviews: 6855 - Favs: 8,795 - Follows: 9,209 - Updated: 12/3/2021 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Voldemort
Vampire Bites by Lovable-Puppy reviews
After getting into an argument with his two friends, Harry is found by a mysterious stranger down by the lake at Hogwarts. He wakes up a week later to find his world has changed. M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 178,341 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 11/29/2021 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Love to Last a Lifetime by briannat23 reviews
Addison Gilbert is the younger twin sister of the famous Elena Gilbert, and considered by everyone in Mystic Falls to be the complete opposite of her older sister, for quite a few reasons. This is Addison and her daughter Chloe's story. (Also on Wattpad and AO3)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,221 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/29/2021 - Published: 4/14/2020 - [Damon S., OC] [Elena G., Stefan S.]
Prince Consort by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Dumbledore, in order to negotiate the vampires joining his order, gives Harry over (to Severus) not caring what harm would befall the teenager. Creature inheritance - Severus as a vampire. SS/HP A/U Manipulative Dumbledore. Harry sees Remus as a father figure...what of Sirius does he stand a chance at claiming back the love Harry held for him as a baby?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 276,081 - Reviews: 3921 - Favs: 4,467 - Follows: 5,700 - Updated: 11/20/2021 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Limit of Love by Comet96 reviews
Ethel always knew she was going to have an exciting life. Being born into an ancient and powerful family of witches was proof of that. When she arrives in Mystic Falls looking for her father she never thought she'd be dragged into Elena Gilbert's drama. Enter doppelgangers, a vampire love triangle, and an Original Vampire and his murderous brother, the Original Hybrid. Klaus/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 111,346 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 11/19/2021 - Published: 5/21/2020 - [OC, Klaus] Damon S., Caroline F.
My Soul by WanderingScout reviews
On his 16th birthday Harry is surprised when he receives not one but two soul mate marks. Disillusioned with the light and knowing they will never accept his soul mates he decides to leave and see if he can discover a little happiness for himself. This will be slash, triad style :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,827 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 11/6/2021 - Published: 4/14/2020 - Harry P., Rodolphus L., Rabastan L.
Stars That Bleed by BlackChild80 reviews
Atria Alphia Black's life isn't just tragic, she is tragedy itself. With the purest blood coursing through her veins, her life comes crashing down further with one lie. The ones she trusted turn on her while the ones she was taught to despise embrace her. So what side of the war will she run too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 216,020 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/5/2021 - Published: 7/1/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B., Lucius M., OC
An Untold Beginning by HeatherMichelly reviews
The daughter of Sirius Black grew up in an orphanage of muggles when no one in the wizarding world would take her in. How will her world unravel when she finally discovers who she really is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 312,809 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 11/5/2021 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Unforgivable by AvengingTheGods reviews
After an unforgivable beating that takes an unexpected turn Harry goes crawling (literally) to the enemy and hands over his horcruxes in exchange for safety Dumbledore can't guarantee. Includes talk of past suicide attempts, past child abuse, rape elements all of a person under 12 Very AU and takes place after 2nd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,769 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 11/4/2021 - Published: 11/24/2018 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Bellatrix L.
New Generation by csands2015 reviews
Calling the police was probably the worse decision we ever made.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,047 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/23/2021 - Published: 2/12/2019 - Happy
The Blacks by WanderingScout reviews
When Grimmauld Place is attacked by death eaters, the magic of the houses chooses to save Heir Potter-Black, throwing him back in time where he could possibly change everything. This story will be slash. Rating may also go up as the story goes on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,501 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/23/2021 - Published: 2/26/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Regulus B.
Learning To Breathe by IWantYouInMyLife reviews
Paul liked to think he had his life figured out. He knew how his days would go, with very few notable changes. His schedule would only change when a leech entered their lands, and Paul liked it. Routine worked for him, and he allowed no one to disturb it. So how did he ended up teaching Isabella Swan how to ride a motorcycle?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,708 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 10/21/2021 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Bella, Paul
Harry Reese by Elemantalelf reviews
Harry Potter never existed. Harry Reese was born the same day as BWL Godric Potter. Harry never wanted to go to Hogwarts, instead he wanted to stay at home. Despite his father's best efforts, Harry refuses to make any friends, insisting that he only needed family. Powerful Harry. Harry/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,988 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 10/20/2021 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
At The Bottom Of The Swimming Pool by RatedRReanna reviews
Jessica Cody is returning home. The war between Smurf and her brothers has already started and she finds herself reeling back into a past affair. Being torn between her her family and her new relationship, Jessica now has to choose what's more important. Jessica now has to choose what's more important. Love and power or family and loyalty. Is she willing to sink or swim?
Animal Kingdom - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 208,563 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/17/2021 - Published: 6/1/2018 - [Baz/Barry B., OC] Smurf/Janine C., Deran C.
Ex-Princess of Anarchy by LovelyAshes reviews
Scarlett Virginia has come back to Charming to help her mother with things while her father is in the hospital recovering from a heart attack. The last thing she wants is to run into anyone from SAMCRO, especially Jax. But of course, nothing goes as planned in Charming.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,826 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/7/2021 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Jax, OC
State of Grace by A Moonless Sky reviews
And I never saw you coming, and I'll never be the same. Mori/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,133 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/27/2021 - Published: 8/15/2016 - [Mori/Takashi M., OC] Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Strong Enough to Break by Debberdoodle reviews
Dani Teller was 4 years old when she disappeared without a trace. 20 years later she returns to find her mother Gemma and brother Jax. Where has she been? What happened to her? and will she let anyone close enough to really know her. (Opie/OC)
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,216 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/19/2021 - Published: 7/2/2020 - [Opie, OC] Jax
Redemption by 60secondstopain reviews
Jax Teller's baby sister and her baby son move back to Charming and at a more troubled time. When Riley returns, however, she is faced with the fact that she has to take on her responsibilities as a mom better than before when they are apart of The Sons. Allies are made and maybe a little something more with a certain Scot.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,941 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 1/19/2018 - [Chibs, OC]
Game of Chance by Madame Magic reviews
Maybe it was by chance that she had been in the car when it went off the bridge, but since then strange things have kept happening. Elena was keeping secrets from her. But it wasn't like she could complain when she was keeping things from Elena too. Ellie Gilbert's life used to be simple. But nothing could prepare her for what was coming next. X-Posted on AO3.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 596,256 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/4/2021 - Published: 2/13/2020 - Elena G., Elijah, OC
Phoenix Rising by Daffodil3126 reviews
Katie's life in Mystic Falls was quiet, but when the Salvatore brothers come to town her life becomes a roller coaster ride of love, loss, vampirism and reincarnation. Will she get buried by the life that has beaten her down or will she rise from the ashes and finally soar? (KlausxOc endgame)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 505,983 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/3/2021 - Published: 1/31/2020 - Damon S., Elijah, Klaus, OC
A Thousand Words by Ailee17 reviews
Harry never could have predicted how much his life would change after making a surprising discovery at the Dursley household the summer before Second Year. The young wizard returns to school looking for answers, and ends up finding a whole lot more. Snape/Harry mentor fic. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 168,597 - Reviews: 3326 - Favs: 4,931 - Follows: 7,148 - Updated: 8/30/2021 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
Changes by Tesgura reviews
Set in the beginning of the 4th book, Dark!Powerful!Harry After Lucius is sent to take out the people watching Harry during the summer and Harry gets 'kidnapped' before joining Voldemort. But when Harry goes back who's waiting for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 72,604 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 8/26/2021 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Common Interests by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Common Ground. After Halloween, Snape and Harry begin to bond even more as they discover some common interests. But will it stand the test of time . . .and can Sev protect Harry from the evil that stalks him? AU, Sev/Harry mentor/guardian story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 73 - Words: 424,667 - Reviews: 3660 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 8/25/2021 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Feral Blood by nemeira reviews
"While you are like a drug to my son, to be devoured completely, to me you are like a rare wine. I would only occasionally soothe my palette with your delicious flavor, for you are the most tempting delight. I could never just drink of you so carelessly until the last drop was pulled from you. No, no, no… I wish to savor your blood for years to come."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,448 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 8/25/2021 - Published: 2/5/2020 - [Bella, Carlisle] Jasper, Rosalie
The Daughter and The Son by mumma.bear reviews
Georgia Moran left Charming 15 years ago with the promise of a better life, although what she found was something quite different. The death of her best friend brings her back to Charming and the family she left behind so many years ago as a very different person. Sometimes angels are found in the most unlikely places...
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,806 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/22/2021 - Published: 4/30/2017 - Happy
Gentle Beasts by yaoigirl22 reviews
Fenrir and Severus want a mate. Enter Harry. Adorable, sweet, and more then they can handle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,935 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 8/20/2021 - Published: 10/19/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., Fenrir G.
Not Like This by Dasyy7 reviews
Meet SSA Jamie Carter. She's the newest addition to the BAU. When someone from Jamie's past is thrown into her present, life as they know it is bound to change. Will the two of them be able to leave their history behind or will circumstances from the past interfere with the now?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 35 - Words: 138,898 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/12/2021 - Published: 7/4/2017 - D. Morgan, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid, OC
Break by arry73 reviews
Rosie was moving on with her life. She had found her way out, her way to be free. But what happens when you break free and run smack into something else? Bad summary, see where it goes. I do my best but SLOW UPDATES.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 121,460 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/8/2021 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Jax, OC
Troth by 0acadiaelle0 reviews
/ AU / After enduring Edward's oppressive fixation with her, Bella finds true love with his father Carlisle, the gentle and compassionate vampire physician. - - - Troth won the gold award for best Bella/Carlisle in round three of the non-canon awards! - Thank you!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 163,663 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 8/7/2021 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Carlisle
Lucy's Home by ShadieBug reviews
Bella's in hell, sacrificing herself for everyone else. How will she escape? Who is the man in the cage next to hers? How will her friends and family feel when she makes it back topside.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,509 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/3/2021 - Published: 3/4/2021 - [Lucifer, Bella] Dean W., Sam
HellBent by ShadieBug reviews
Bella has had enough. She lost the one person she cared about. And everyone she had ever considered a friend turned the backs on her. Now she's running for life and searching for revenge. What's this book? And who is the king of cross roads? Can he really grant wishes? Explicit scenes. BEWARE. Takes place after Volturi and season 6 of supernatural. I changed some plots from show
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,880 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/31/2021 - Published: 10/9/2020 - [Crowley, Bella] Castiel, Jasper
Son of the Huntress by LittleMissReadsTooMuch reviews
Artemis was Lily Potter. Long story short, she and her brother had gotten into a fight and were sent to the mortal world as punishment. Twenty-six years later, a five-year-old Harry Potter was left in an alley of New York City. Only for him to be found by none other than Luke Castellan, Thalia Grace, Grover Underwood, and Annabeth Chase... Complete summary Inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,928 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 7/29/2021 - Published: 9/7/2019 - [Harry P., Percy J.] Annabeth C., Lou E.
His Old Lady, Her Old Man by Ithunn reviews
Sarah Vaughn had never considered herself old lady material, but then again, Happy had never considered becoming someone's old man. Happy/OC
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,101 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/18/2021 - Published: 1/29/2021 - [Happy, OC]
Never Again by kj-writes-stuff reviews
Eleven years ago, Cora Unser moved to Tacoma, leaving behind her twin sister and father, and wanting to never return to Charming again. Yet, when an old friend calls and desperately asks for her help, she decides to take a chance and visit home. While there, she receives some shocking news which makes her question whether she should move back to Charming forever.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/6/2021 - Published: 12/13/2020 - [Kozik, OC] Happy, Unser
Raiden Cullen: The Start of A New Life by Padfootette reviews
Harry is adopted by the Cullen family and is accepted immediately by all of them. Jasper being overprotective & almost possessive more than the others. Will Harry ever go to Hogwarts? What will Dumbles do when he notices that Harry is gone? & will Jasper ever act on his Romantic feelings to his mate, Harry? adopted from Shadowphoenixflame
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,124 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 7/5/2021 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Harry P., Jasper] - Complete
Fate-Bound (S2) by Starletina reviews
Thea Montgomery was happy. She'd found her blood-bonded, the one person tied to her for the rest of eternity; Damon Salvatore. But unfortunately, there is never any rest for the wicked. With the reappearance of Katherine, an impending sacrifice she's somehow involved in, and and Elijah looking at her like she's the pride of his life, it's a wonder she's got her sanity still.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,750 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/5/2021 - Published: 6/7/2021 - [Damon S., OC] [Elena G., Stefan S.] - Complete
Bridge To Chaos by Primsgirl89 reviews
Her sister has her story, now it was her turn. Elena Gilbert has fought and loved; won and lost, but now it was Sofia's turn. Sofia Gilbert is Elena's sister. Though, with how Elena treats Sofia, some would think that Elena doesn't even notice her. Then, Sofia met Damon Salvatore. Her story begins that faithful Halloween night.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,394 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/2/2021 - Published: 8/28/2020 - [Damon S., OC]
Repetitive Dreams by Kayozm reviews
"Oh my god! Jasper!" Jasper looked up automatically when he heard his name whispered, almost too quietly even for his super hearing. The new girl—Bella Swan—was staring at him with a shocked expression on her face from across the Forks High cafeteria. AU Bella x Jasper, ExA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,940 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 6/25/2021 - Published: 3/13/2018 - [Bella, Jasper] Alice, Edward
Cigarette Burns by ThxrinOxkenshield reviews
Females were divided into two categories when concerning the Sons of Anarchy: old ladies or Crow Eaters. Ashley 'Ash' Delogne fit into neither. She didn't want to live her days serving the men in leather vests. She wanted to be a part of them. For months she pestered Teller-Morrows until Clay begrudgingly agreed to allow her to prospect, thus making her the first and sole female.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/19/2021 - Clay, Jax, Juice, OC
Baby Bella by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
What will happen when Edward finds a little baby that has some how survived a accident. What does this little baby have in store for the Cullens. Later on EXB. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 54,715 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 6/13/2021 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry's Questions by TimeArtist reviews
What happens when Harry starts asking questions when Hagrid took him shopping before first year? What happens when the goblins help Harry? And what happens when Harry's house doesn't include red and gold? Romance in later years. Chapters 1-17 reworked with corrections and extra content. Slash Harry/Theo;Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,943 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 4,094 - Follows: 5,129 - Updated: 6/12/2021 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Harry P., Neville L., Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Second chance by Beware-Of-The-Wild-Padalecki reviews
16 years ago, JJ and Dean had a baby girl who JJ was forced to give up. Years went by and it seemed the girl had fallen off the face of the earth. Now, 16 years later, a girl shows up on JJ's doorstep, injured and alone, with Dean's car and nowhere to go
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,024 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/7/2021 - Published: 9/4/2019 - Dean W., OC, Jennifer J./JJ, Will L.
Bloodbound by Starletina reviews
Thea Montgomery has a weird powers, a cult of blood-purity obsessed witches gunning for her head, and a backstory that reads like a game of tragedy bingo. Moving to Mystic Falls in order to escape the Pura-Sanguinis, she finds herself thrown headfirst into supernatural teen drama. What she didn't sign-up for, was a weird connection with the guy no one seems to like...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/7/2021 - Published: 5/25/2021 - [Damon S., OC] [Elena G., Stefan S.] - Complete
Still The Killers Baby Girl by CharacterImagination2 reviews
Not everyones happy ever after looks the same. Bramty’s sure wont be the conventional happy ever after. Shes a biker to the core and is nothing less than lethal. This is the continuation of the 'Killers Baby Girl' story, set after 'Killers not-so Baby Girl' and starts at the beginning of the TV show.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,256 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/5/2021 - Published: 4/3/2021 - Happy, OC
Lilies and Thistles by skywasmadeofamethyst reviews
Lily Unser comes back to Charming to be with her ailing father. She finds that the world she left behind for college is changing. Things are changing fast and she doesn't know where to stand. Soon Lily finds herself connected to someone who gives her a reason to stay in California. Is Chibs enough to keep her here? Is Lily enough to mend his damaged heart? Starts before season 1.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 289,920 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/1/2021 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Chibs, OC
You're All I Have by NinjaPandaScholar reviews
A piece of Voldemort's soul attached to baby Harry Potter that fateful Halloween night. Over the years, the soul piece witnessed how much danger and pain his host was in. How far would the soul go to protect the child he began to care for, especially when the boy started to care for him in return? Oh, just a little over-protective care, some magic training, maybe some necromancy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 234,898 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 5/31/2021 - Published: 2/14/2021 - [Tom R. Jr., Severus S.] [Harry P., Charlie W.] - Complete
The Major's Kitten by PoorlyKnitted reviews
Some vampires should really learn how to not leave their strays where a Major could pick them up...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 79,861 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 3,439 - Updated: 5/27/2021 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Eyes of Precious Stones by Abeham reviews
He knew, he always knew he was special. More so than his brother, the so called Boy-Who-Lived. No one believed him, Well now they had no choice. "I will never let anyone hurt them. They are my heart and my soul. No one will hurt them." AU, Wrong Boy who lived, Alive Potters, Threesome slash. Really slow Harry/ Tom/ Lucius, Manipulative Dumbledore. Original TWT from Ch 46.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 254,690 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 3,129 - Updated: 5/24/2021 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Lucius M., Tom R. Jr.
Snake Whisper by Veysha reviews
Sometimes even the tiniest bit of snow can set off an avalanche. Sometimes even small, seemingly unimportant events can change the course of history forever. And sometimes, meeting a snake can lead to falling in love with your worst enemy. Fate has always had it in for Harry Potter, hasn't it? (Grey!Harry, slow moving(!) TMRxHP Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 217,986 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 5,470 - Follows: 6,796 - Updated: 5/16/2021 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Other Trager Girl by katballou reviews
Jax, Chibs, and Happy come to the rescue of a young woman and her daughter only to find them connected to SAMCRO.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 163,743 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/14/2021 - Published: 3/15/2019
The Art of Happy by aven91 reviews
He had seen her before around the clubhouse while he was in Charming. He paid her no mind though because she was off limits. Then she moves to Tacoma and Happy is asked to keep an eye on her. (Summary is lame, but whatever) *34 chapters updated all at once)
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,616 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/13/2021 - Published: 9/5/2019 - [Happy, OC]
Champion Veela by HotchnerReid Fangirl reviews
Snape is an Alpha Veela, and Harry is his submissive mate. Competing in the Tri-Wizard Tournament marks him as an adult, and he gets his creature inheritance much sooner than normal. Snape tries to avoid his mate at first. Abused, innocent, sweet Harry (OOC). Non-canon. Good Malfoy's. Slash. Spanking. Snape/Harry. Remus/Sirius. Protective twins. Big brother Draco. De-age. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,330 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 5/11/2021 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Harry P., George W., Lucius M., Fred W. - Complete
The Crow Flies Straight by fear-the-dark reviews
Set during their Prison sentence post season 3. Allie is a spiritual chaplain, tasked with the job of speaking to the sons. Can she get them talking? And will she stay on the straight and narrow, or will her moral compass be questioned as she falls for the man in leather? BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS!
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,792 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/4/2021 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Chibs, Happy, Juice, OC
Pinky Swear Promise by dd.01 reviews
*This story is being rewritten!* Devastated Bella moves to Forks when Rene and Phil's new baby girl replaces her. Can cousin Jasper and friends show her she is irreplaceable and save her from her past? What happens when her abusive ex pays a visit? Em/B J/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,704 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 5/2/2021 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Courting a Malfoy by slayer of destiny reviews
When Harry and Neville take a holiday to France to escape Dumbledore's manipulations for the summer they meet the brother and nephew of Lucius Malfoy, the youngest Malfoy male quickly catching Harry's eye and leading to an interesting summer. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,823 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 3,716 - Follows: 4,007 - Updated: 4/22/2021 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
soulmark by MerylinnEmrys reviews
ᛖᛚᛁᛃᚨᚺ. Ever since she could remember, the strange lettering has been engraved down into her wrist, pale enough for no one to notice, but rough enough in the edges to be traced. It wasn't until the tragic accident of their parents did Alyssandra begin to uncover the secrets behind the runes.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 145,172 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/21/2021 - Published: 5/8/2020 - [Elijah, OC]
Heir to Hell by spooney reviews
Happy has kept this secret for almost a year. What will happen when a sudden lockdown threatens it? Can he keep his promise to give her time?
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,242 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/12/2021 - Published: 5/7/2020 - Happy
The Tainted Blood of the Father by StarLight Massacre reviews
Harry has broken away from his chains after the Dursleys go too far. A simple desire to make a withdrawal from Gringotts leads to something much larger and exposes more than he ever knew about himself. A rushed, impulsive trip to America changes his entire life as he might have just found himself a true family to call his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 118,789 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 5,343 - Updated: 4/9/2021 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., John W.
The Night Court by Wawadji reviews
(M for violence and sex) After her break up, Bella is forced to live with her mother and tries to heal. There, she finds and old postcard from Volterra. Childhood memories resurface, which seem to connect her to that blond king...Caius. Tropes: Slowburn;Amnesia;Soulmates;RoyalFamily Cast: Timothée Chalamet (marcus);Jamie Campbell Bower(caius);Michael Sheen(aro) Updates: Mon to Fri
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,705 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 4/6/2021 - Published: 2/13/2021 - Aro, Bella, Caius, Marcus
Phoenix Rising by PeachHart reviews
Rosanna Gilbert, the twin sister of Jeremy and younger sister of Elena, is trying desperately to adjust to their new darkened world. Her survival from that car crash was a baffling miracle, sparking a new phase into a life she never dreamed she'd have.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 106 - Words: 266,939 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/27/2021 - Published: 12/18/2017
Fourth Times The Charm by catloveskats reviews
"- times the charm." Is always what Harry thought after getting rejected. After his 3rd time Harry started to lose hope. He just wanted someone to love him. However, when the names of his last chance shows he panics. As the names, are the two people downstairs getting married in a couple of hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,162 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/21/2021 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Harry P., Fleur D., Bill W.
Crimson Ink by Blackkitten23 reviews
After a 'mix up' at the ministry, while all of the Malfoy's items are being searched for dark magic, Tom Riddle's diary falls into the hands of Arabella Figg and she unknowing dumps it in Harry's possession during babysitting. What would Voldemort's youngest soul fragment think of Harry's abusive relatives? – Harem - Yaoi Boy x Boy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 113,975 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 3/17/2021 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Twisted by evans516 reviews
Maddie Winchester's life has turned upside down since she left hunting a year ago. Living in New Orleans now, the last two people she expects to show up at her door are her brothers, claiming they've found the thing that killed their mom. She has a few surprises of her own, starting with being pregnant.
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 140,192 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 3/16/2021 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Klaus, OC] Sam W., Dean W.
Reluctant bride by lilyann17 reviews
Elizabeth Alvarez is forced to marry in order to save a family member. She should have known that no matter what, she could never leave the MC life. Its what messed up her life when she was 14 yrs old, and now it was back forcing her into a life she never wanted.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 77,604 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/14/2021 - Published: 1/2/2019 - Happy
A Whispered Plea by XxXxDarkVampirexXxX reviews
It was funny, Harry thought, in a very unfunny way, how he still knew so little about the Wizarding world despite having been part of it for the past few years. Creatures? Mates? What did all that mean? Harry didn't know what exactly was about to happen, but there was no way it could be good. Creature fic! Slash fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,504 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 3/12/2021 - Published: 4/19/2018 - [Tom R. Jr., Lucius M., Severus S., Harry P.]
Red is the rose by tmlauer32015 reviews
Harley was dropped off at the gate as a baby. This is her story about love, betrayal, and tragedy... Sorry not good with summary's Me and my younger sister are writing this together.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/12/2021 - Published: 7/21/2020 - Jax, Gemma, Tara, OC
To Disguise a Disguise by Jayden Whitehouse reviews
One decision could change the course of the future. Lord Marvolo Slytherin; a re-born Dark Lord shows an abused and neglected orphan what it means to have a family, to be loved and cared for. Harry Potter ceases to exist with the birth of Aldwyn Salazar Slytherin. Does fate really write our paths? Under new Name, see Cunning Intelligence for the updated version of this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,418 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 3/9/2021 - Published: 1/13/2017 - [Severus S., Voldemort] Harry P., Draco M.
Serena by TheWrittenLawOfMorningStar reviews
I was afraid. My past had finally caught up to me. The one thing I had wanted all my life. The answers I had been praying for, and I was afraid of it. I didn't want my sister to hate me. I didn't want my brothers to hate me. But I couldn't fight this. I needed them just as much as they needed me. They were past, my future, and they would no doubt be my end. "Hello, love."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 146,847 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/6/2021 - Published: 2/25/2020 - Damon S., Elijah, Klaus, OC
A Potion Accident by Elemantalelf reviews
Harry help the twins with their potions. One of the potions explode and cover them. The effects cause an... interesting reaction. Afterwards the trio receive some unexpected news. HP/FW/GW. Male Slash. Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 3/6/2021 - Published: 9/18/2019 - [Harry P., Fred W., George W.]
Raise some Hell by bikergirl91 reviews
Looking for a lost family can lead to more questions than answers. Follow Harley when she is reunited with her father, a place she used to call home and the boys she was to supposed to call brothers. Pre Season 1 (Chapters are being checked for typos)
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 222,351 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 3/6/2021 - Published: 1/24/2017 - [Jax, OC] Opie, Tig
Whatever it takes by Kallia.En reviews
Growing up as the youngest Toretto Amie knew what was expected of her. Finish the school, avoid any trouble, don't step into Tran's turf. However, fate had different plans when it crossed her path with Johnny after the events of one night that left her with bruised ribs and ego. Amie is pulled into the world Dom tried to shield her from, while falling for one guy she should not.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,572 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/3/2021 - Published: 12/27/2017 - [Johnny Tran, OC] - Complete
Abused then Loved by Elemantalelf reviews
Harry is abused by his uncle when three people pick him up. After seeing the abuse they adopt him and move. There he meets his mate. But troubles always finds Harry. Harry also comes into his creature inheritance. Slash. mpreg. JC/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,816 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 3,001 - Updated: 3/2/2021 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Harry P., Jasper] - Complete
I'll Catch You by ElissaB reviews
So bella is 7 and abused by her father. she meets Emmett VAMP at the park and they get this crazy weird connection and become friends. The abuse gets worse and Emmett finds out. What will he do? Will his love for this tiny human girl manage to save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,568 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 2/28/2021 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Wrong Kind of Love by The Potters of the Future reviews
It's the beginning of 6th yr and Harry comes back to find he and Snape are lusting for each other. Will this attraction grow to something else? Warnings: Snarry Slash, Teacher-Student Relations. Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 131,164 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 2/24/2021 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ego Painted Grey by Son of the Mourning reviews
PART 3 OF SERIES* The war may be behind them but the secrets are not. An unread letter sent from one dead man to another changes everything they thought they knew. How far do the lies go, and how many lives did Dumbledore ruin?**Crediting TheGrandDisciple and ZorakTwentyThree as consult**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,918 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/14/2021 - Published: 7/3/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Severus S., OC]
Surprise Package by Chakahlah reviews
Hani gets a delivery
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/11/2021 - [Harry P., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.] Fred W., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Little Dragon by FCTSyndrome reviews
What if when Hagrid first took Harry to Diagon Alley he met someone who would change his life forever? Follow Harry as he learns about love, trust, friendship, and most importantly as he learns about himself. HP/CW Soul Bond Fic. Slash later on. Dumbles bashing. Past abuse. WIP. Open to suggestions. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 143,900 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 6,118 - Follows: 6,954 - Updated: 2/8/2021 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Charlie W.]
You Are My Life span by LunarSheWolf reviews
Elizabeth 'Eli' Toretto is the youngest sister of Dom and Mia Toretto also the long term girlfriend of Johnny Tran and soon the oldest of the Shaw brothers. What happens when Dom and the crew finds out? Will they be against it or with it? Well lets find out shall we? Who will she pick local bad boy or international bad boy?
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,712 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/6/2021 - Published: 3/5/2016 - [Johnny Tran, OC, D. Shaw] Dom T.
The Gods Intervene - Book 1 by PuffsOfPygmys reviews
Ever wondered how Tony Stark would have been Like if he had an older brother, adopted his niece, and met Loki before becoming Iron Man? Or how Hogwarts would be for Harry Potter if a billionaire took him off Hagrid's hands when he first entered Gringotts and met Severus Snape and the Malfoy's before he could be poisoned against all Slytherins? Add in adventure and love. *REWRITING*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,758 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 2/5/2021 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Complete
Exposed by LittleDarlingDahlia reviews
"Through all the Devils in disguise, I think I can see a little truth in your eyes" I listened as the song played through the truck's stereo and I knew exactly why it was his favorite. It was our story. No matter who had come and gone, and no matter what tragedy we had known, no matter what we were exposed to, we were here, together, and we would always choose each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,371 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 2/3/2021 - Published: 5/2/2018 - [Bella, Sam] Jacob, Paul
Fresh Start by Pinklover98 reviews
J's life is thrown into a spin when his mum dies and he moves in with his Grandmother and Uncles; how will his experience of the Cody household change when he finds his classmate, Pippa living with his family? J/OC
Animal Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/31/2021 - Published: 7/20/2020 - J/Joshua C., OC
The Rowthan Heir by RaevynMoon reviews
My name is Harrison Rowthan. Until I was nine, my name used to be Harry James Potter. I was born in 1977, days after my parents graduated. My brother came along in 1980. It's now 1994. I attend Durmstrang. The Tri-Wizard Tournament is about to begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,179 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 1/30/2021 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Saving Severus Snape by hijo del muerto reviews
Hogwarts needs maintenance over the summer, everyone must leave. Snape goes home to an abusive father only to be saved by Harry. As he recovers they grow closer. Good Voldie/Death Eaters Bad Dumbles/Ron MAJOR SLASH HP!Top SS!Bottom other minor pairs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,730 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/24/2021 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Curse Breaker's Apprentice by Danny-Shells reviews
Single point of departure: When Harry wakes up from his dream of Voldemort killing a man the summer before 4th year, he remembers that Ron's older brother is a curse breaker. What would happen if Harry got to spend a summer exploring with Bill? independent/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,511 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 1/19/2021 - Published: 3/16/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Bill W.
The Boy Who Kept Dying by NinjaPandaScholar reviews
Everyone called him the Boy Who Lived, but what they didn't realize was, well, he didn't. Death just kept returning him because he found the child fascinating for some strange reason. What happens when Death's best friend happens to be a mortal that finds it hard to stay living? Well, if he has to make sure people know to leave his Harry alone, that's just what he's going to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,651 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/17/2021 - Published: 11/28/2020 - [Harry P., Death] - Complete
A Drakon's Destiny by Writing.Is.My.Everything1 reviews
Harry Potter has enough going on in his life. Semi-abusive relatives, isolation, and now you can add on strange creature inheritance as well. When he begins to shift into some rare race that are only meant to be royalty, he decides he's done being a pushover. Harry decides to take control of his life and choose his fate, not let it be chosen for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,690 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/16/2021 - Published: 1/30/2018 - [Harry P., Charlie W.] Hermione G.
Morning Star by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was often told, at least before his fall, that he was the most beautiful of their Father's creations. In his youthful folly and vanity he had agreed with them. Now he knew better and he dared anyone to claim otherwise while gazing at the being in his arms.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,261 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 6,461 - Follows: 6,788 - Updated: 1/16/2021 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Lucifer, Gabriel
Secrets by Dylanjaymonk reviews
Heidi 'Raw' Winston is sent to her father after a small...mishap with her mother. She arrives to find a tall Scottish man who possess an ability that few are able to do.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/13/2021 - Published: 1/8/2021 - Chibs, Jax, Tara, OC - Complete
The Choices We Make by Megand2017 reviews
After spending part of the summer with Klaus, Alexis is home and she has to adjust, while helping to bring Stefan back. M for lemons language and drug use.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,566 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/7/2021 - Published: 5/4/2020 - Damon S., OC
Road to Perdition by jesbakescookies reviews
Happy's past resurfaces when Tara is in need of protection after being sentenced to hard time. How will he cope with facing his largest regret after so long? HappyxOC.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,356 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/1/2021 - Published: 3/18/2019 - [Happy, OC] [Tara, Jax]
Legacy of Anarchy by naviskyy reviews
This is the story of Marissa Villeneuva. The only daughter born to a First 9. Join Marissa as she navigates being the only Princess of Charming.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 2/1/2020 - Opie, OC, Jax
A True Heart of Darkness by Phoenix-Dawn13 reviews
What would happen if Harry was never really the Golden boy, and if a certain dragon caught his eye and decided that he liked this new Boy Who Lived? eventual Drarry, Dark Harry, Dumbledore and some Weasley bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,585 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 12/21/2020 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Falling for Ares by Luna Magic17 reviews
Bella prides herself on being a good girl. She had an okay upbringing. It would have been perfect if she never had to stay with Renee but she has accepted it. So what made her start a relationship with a mobster? Dimples and eyes. It was supposed to be easy but they hit a speed bump. Bella won't fall for Ares, will she? She is a 'good girl' after all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,578 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 12/20/2020 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Bella, Jasper
A Very Different Harry Potter by BarbedCaress reviews
AU Harry first meets Draco on the train. Draco realizes how little Harry knows about the Wizarding World and the two boys hatch a plan. Meeting in secret, Draco teaches Harry all he needs to know to survive as Head of House Potter and The Boy Who Lived. No slash. Hufflepuff!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,430 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 12/14/2020 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
Mending by ParisRain reviews
The war has ended but Harry has yet to find peace. When approached to accept the payment of a magical debt, Harry find the way to heal and so much more along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,970 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 12/12/2020 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Blaine A.
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,492 - Reviews: 3614 - Favs: 10,013 - Follows: 11,358 - Updated: 12/9/2020 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Blaise Z.
Daughter of Mayhem by angelofmusic22 reviews
As the daughter of a First Nine, Charlotte "Charlie" Winston no stranger to the dangers of the MC lifestyle. One day, she learns the hard way that life outside of the MC isn't as safe as it's supposed to be. What happens when it's not her family who gets her through trauma...but her brother's best friend, a patched member of Sons of Anarchy MC and stepson of the MC's president?
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,878 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/30/2020 - Published: 6/26/2020 - [Jax, OC] Opie, Piney
Last will and testament by PureBloodMarauder reviews
Au/ooc Severus Snape dead in the final battle, he leaves a surprising heir: Harry Potter. A shocking family revelation, a nasty custody dispute and reluctant allies ensue. warn slash/mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,078 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/28/2020 - Published: 1/28/2020 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Just Married by jaotvdspn1994 reviews
Melanie Torres is Luanne's newest talent, but one of Jax's oldest friends. One day, Melanie creates a lie to prove to her mother she is no longer leading the single life, but is going to marry the one Jackson Teller. What will be the outcome? ( Will be Set in Seasons 2-5.)
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 80,925 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 11/25/2020 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Jax, OC
Pet's War by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
The Curse in Harry's Magical Core takes a turn for worse, creating consequences that would lead him to an almost pre-mature death. Now with his magical core restored, Harry has to deal with the war between Voldemort and Dumbledore while balancing it with his tutor's courting. Nothing truly is fair in life and war. Part 2 of Pet's Trilogy - !Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S. - Complete
Butterfly by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
His life as Primavera had been a cocoon, a transition to something better... Now that he left the protection it gave him... Will he manage to be himself? Or will he eventually return to the cocoon and to the safety it gave him? Sequel!NotEverAgain, Slash, Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] OC
Greyback's Pup by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
Being thrown out of house Harry has no choice but to look for any living relative that he still has. When he finds out that he has a lord of his parent's last friend that can take him in, he jumps in head on... maybe that wasn't the smartest thing to do
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] [Fenrir G., Remus L.]
Cross-Time by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
Not being able to bear the loss of his godfather, Harry decides to go back in time and do everything again only problem is, when the goblins offer him and his friends a way to do it... he finds a side of the wizardry world that had been hidden from him until then. #TimetravelFic #CrossdressingFic #Mpreg #Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Ron W., Hermione G.
Mute Harry and the Philosopher's Stone by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
What if Harry would lose his voice? How different would it be if Harry would be mute instead? rated M for triggers. Possible slash(not mandatory slash on the principal pairing)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., OC
Escape to the enemy Love knows no side by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
HPLV what happens when Voldemort breaks in at the Dursley's to find out that Harry is ready to die by his wand and sees the horrible situation he is in? warnings: slash, OOC-ness, adopted from elfinmyth
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Power of Ancestral Magics by Lillian2019 reviews
Harry learns of his family as he gears up for his fifth year at Hogwarts. Will this change things at Hogwarts, the ministry? Will this change the plans of those whose wish to control or use Harry? What will Voldemort and his Death Eaters think now that Harry has new allies? Au Slash Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,339 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 11/7/2020 - Published: 4/30/2019 - Harry P., Draco M., Viktor K., OC
Bound in Servitude by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Tied to a tombstone, being tortured by Voldemort. Harry wanted it to end. His mind, his soul cried for someone, anyone to help him. He hadn't expected for someone to actually answer. Now he will learn the truth about the Potter bloodline and prepare himself for the war that is at their doorstep. However, unlike what he had thought, he won't be facing what is coming on his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 84,114 - Reviews: 2612 - Favs: 6,816 - Follows: 7,104 - Updated: 10/31/2020 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Harry P., OC
Blood Filled Chalice by Blackkitten23 reviews
The long awaited time has come! The 'Boy Who Lived', Michael Potter is coming to Hogwarts! … and his basically forgotten and unknown twin, Harry, too. No one thinks much of the anti-social youngest twin, but that quickly changes. The full truth comes out when Professor Tom Riddle finds Harry out after curfew one horrific night years later ... Creature Harry, Harem– Yaoi Boy x Boy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,647 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 10/31/2020 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
All in by Pinklover98 reviews
Audrey has known the Cody family since she was a baby, yet her relationship with them changed when she started dating Craig. How will their relationship change as the boys struggle for power over their jobs, and the lifestyle Craig leads?
Animal Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/27/2020 - Published: 5/12/2020 - [Craig C., OC] Smurf/Janine C.
Carrying His Baby by HeatherGrey07 reviews
Evelyn Owen has been abused all her life and feels totally isolated, that is until she learns that her Potion Professor's childhood is like her own. A friendship blossoms between the two, until one night when it becomes a little more. Now, Evelyn has to deal with the aftermath of that night, two small babies, all while helping her friend Cedric in the Triwizard Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,786 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 5/2/2018 - [Severus S., OC] Albus D., Cedric D.
Dandelion Wine by GoWithTheFlo20 reviews
Harriet Potter was twelve when she uncovered the child's skull buried in her Aunt Petunia's garden in a sick twist of fate. Plots, purebloods, and prophecies abound in a world where, on a stroke of luck, a Potter isn't there to fight the good fight. Only a misplaced Malfoy who, really, never suited red and gold as much as she did silver and green. Malfoy-Centric. Fem!Harry/Rabastan
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,913 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 10/9/2020 - Published: 4/21/2020 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
Haunted Jaded Eyes by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
The wards around Privet Drive fall and Harry is taken. He is rescued and returns to Hogwarts a different man. It's time Harry shed his mask and became who he was always meant to be - a Slytherin. One that just might be able to win the war. Harry ends up finding the Founders Portrait what awaits to be learned? SLASHSS/HP MPREG Manipulative perverted Dumbledore YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 282,480 - Reviews: 3921 - Favs: 5,853 - Follows: 6,239 - Updated: 10/2/2020 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Calling Dr Badass by vintagelove4577 reviews
A doctor treats a son in a moment of calm before the impending storm...two strangers find themselves with much more in common then they originally thought and tied together. Besides it never hurts to have another doctor around the club...right?
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/19/2020 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Chibs, OC
More Than Survive by K-yers reviews
Jane Sheridan hasn't spoken to her older sister, Tara in nearly five years. The two sisters had always fought and never got along when they were younger, but when Jane starts hightailing back home to Charming with her five year old daughter, she can only hope that her big sister is going to be there and is willing to help. Eventual Juice/OC
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,421 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/13/2020 - Published: 8/18/2018 - Juice, Tara, OC
Trust the magic of beginnings by WanderingScout reviews
Viktor Krum see's how much Harry is struggling after the destruction of Voldemort and the death of Cedric Diggory at the end of the Triwizard Tournament, but no one else seems to notice. Determined to help, Viktor invites Harry to live with him and his parents and attend Durmstrang Institute. Will be slash eventually though not of the Viktor/Harry persuasion. Rating may go up later
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,561 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 9/11/2020 - Published: 11/21/2019 - Harry P., Viktor K., OC - Complete
A Family by Sev's Little girl reviews
All Harry every wanted was a family that would love him for who his. what happens when he gets what he needs and wants in his fifth year? Contains abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 47,294 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/22/2020 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Before You Go by Maimacph reviews
Ouran Academy was, to say the least, incredibly prestigious. To succeed here, one only really needed one thing: the right name. She didn't have that - in fact, one might say the only remarkable thing about Nali was her skill in being a wallflower. It was too bad that her wallflower status now lay in tatters. Kyoya X OC. COMPLETE.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,903 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/18/2020 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Kyōya O., OC] Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Not the Queen by QueenoftheGalaxy reviews
Evelyn Branigan has lived through a lot for the last 119 of her life, but never did she expect to be back in Mystic Falls. The place gave her bad memories of when she was a human. The worst part was that it only took a single phone call from Stefan Salvatore to make her pick up her life and move back to the small town in Virginia. Eventual Damon/OC.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 254,755 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/13/2020 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Stefan S., Damon S., OC
Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 114,095 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 8/6/2020 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No Where Safe for Me by Artamas15 reviews
Isami Mihara, Just your average girl, if you don't count the fact that she is a trained assassin and has telekinesis. Her powers and strength put her at risk for capture and death. While trying to escape her past she attends Ouran academy and meets the Host Club. Will she be able to protect her first real friends from the dangers she carries or will she have to say good bye?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,896 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/1/2020 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M., Hikaru H., OC
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,274 - Reviews: 5243 - Favs: 12,746 - Follows: 13,507 - Updated: 8/1/2020 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
Lies For My Protection by Tametiger reviews
Charlie goes missing while out hunting, he leaves a message for Bella to ring someone called John if he doesn't return. How will Bella feel when she finds out that she isn't the only member of the Swan family to be keeping secrets?
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,929 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Dean W., Bella
Black Marked Guardian by Kainaya reviews
Selena Gilbert the outcast of Mystic Falls makes a return to find life in this place has turned complex beyond anything she expected, but she also has a secret of her own. Things are about to be turned upside down for our antiheroes of Mystic Falls. Will our heroes be able to handle this loose cannon of a Gilbert and who will she choose? (?xDamon, OcxElijah, and OcxKlaus)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,170 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/23/2020 - Published: 11/10/2019 - Damon S., Elijah, Klaus, OC
My Dark Protector by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
A Dark Protector rescues Harry from the abyss that he has only ever known. When Severus gets to Harry he isn't what they would have previously hoped. Life hasn't been kind to him, will Harry take to the magical world or will he always fear everything around him? Either way, Harry had a long way to go before they could determine this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 153,663 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 7/10/2020 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
This Song Is Not For You Lovers by Shesreckless reviews
An unfortunate event leaves Aubree Burke no choice but to return to her old place of employment, Cara Cara, after nearly four years away. There, she meets members of the Sons of Anarchy. One in particular, Chibs Telford, catches her eye. Sparks fly.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,251 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 8/24/2017 - [Chibs, OC]
Magically Matched by slayer of destiny reviews
Voldemort won the first war, and the Potters were at his side for that win. Now Seventeen Harry as a Magical Beta is waiting for marriage proposals from Magical Alphas. But only one shows up. Who is the Alpha who has sent him a proposal? Does he have something to do with why no others showed up? Harry doesn't really care because his admirer seems to be everything that he wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,481 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 410 - Published: 7/5/2020 - Harry P., Rabastan L. - Complete
Daddy by Lavender-Lillly reviews
Bella is an eighteen year old girl who meets her 'Daddy,' Carlisle while out clubbing.. Enter the whirlwind of her life after she meets him and she imprints herself in his life? Warning: Daddy kink, age play, don't like it, don't read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,106 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/1/2020 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Potter-Black by Elemantalelf reviews
Harry was born to three parents. Two are killed and the third takes him in hiding with Sirius. When Dumbledore dies Harry is 17 and finally meets his mate. RB/LP/JP, LV/HP. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,971 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 6/30/2020 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
The First Born Child by Chance'sfinalride reviews
When Jax was a teenager one of his girlfriends told him that she was pregnant with his child, but he didn't believe her. Then months later his daughter was born. Now 14 years later she's back in Charming after trials and tribulations, and Jax wants to make things right. But can he or is she too far gone?
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,769 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/26/2020 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Chibs, Jax, Gemma, OC
Dreams of Time by TheDarkestFallingStar reviews
She didn't know when it truly started or why, neither did he but for once in his life Finn felt right in the dreams of the young woman, accepted. Now all he needed was to be undaggered.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,879 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 6/22/2020 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [Bella, Finn M.]
The Prodigal Daughter by potternerd95 reviews
Being raised by John Winchester was never easy, but it made Jessa the best she could be. From a young age she was trained as a Hunter, along with her twin brother, Dean. After a particularly bad argument with John, Jessa storms out. Can she live a life away from her father's influence and the Hunting she loved so much?
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,114 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 8/23/2015
A Childhood Friend by Chronically Writing reviews
Lucky Tanaka grew up in an extremely supportive family that has a habit of adopting Lucky’s friends into their family. Lucky met a boy named Kyoya Ootori at a library when she was 6 years old and the two grew to be the best of friends. Now she attends Ouran Academy and struggles with being the “poor kid” at a highschool for rich kids.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,989 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/12/2020 - Published: 8/10/2018 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O., OC, Mori/Takashi M.
Invisible (Kyoya Ootori) by SingingGeekyBookWorm reviews
All of her life, Fumika Fujioka has been invisible, always in the background while her sister, Haruhi, was in the spotlight. It's not Haruhi's fault for getting all the spotlight. Fumika's just always been quiet and shy, never drawing any attention to herself. It all changes when Fumika and her sister join the Host Club, and Fumika finds herself falling for the Shadow King himself.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,243 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 6/2/2020 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Kyōya O., OC - Complete
Magical Twilight by kirallie reviews
AU. When Edward leaves Bella in the woods someone other than Sam finds her. And what secrets are the new kid in town hiding?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,050 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 4,991 - Follows: 5,394 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 11/25/2009 - [Harry P., Jasper] [Bella, Jacob] - Complete
Rise of Darkness by Madriddler reviews
Sequel to Submission to Darkness. After being used as pawns by his old Mentor, Harry and Draco plan to wipe out the Death Eaters, however little do they know that Voldemort still has plans for the teens, and when all is done, Harry must choose between saving a dying light, or allow the rise of Dark Magic to flood his world. Meanwhile, Ron and Theo fight their own sides and emotions
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,348 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 1/17/2020 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ron W., Voldemort - Complete
His Little Sister by JinSanDesu reviews
Now first years in high school, Ayame has returned from a year in America and her best friend Haruhi has obtained a scholarship to Ouran Academy. Ayame is ecstatic to once again have the opportunity to spend time with her brother, her best friend, and her first love, but her grandmother's iron will and disdain may prove to be too much for her to handle any longer.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/26/2020 - Published: 5/21/2020 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O., OC
Family and Mates? by DarkeningBlur.HLR reviews
Harry has been turned into a vampire and flees the Wizarding World with his new brother, they moved in with Sirius and Remus who live in Forks with Teddy Remus s son. Will they all be able to get along as a family? Will Harry find love? Is Voldemort actually gone? Dumbledore, Ron, Hermione, Molly, Ginny Bella Bashing. - I don't own Twilight or Harry Potter HP/EC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,104 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 5/23/2020 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Edward]
The Daughter of The Furious by Chaz Angel reviews
Savannah Toretto had almost given up hope of ever finding her father until a trip to Tokyo and a chance meeting with a street racer changes everything.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,085 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/8/2020 - Published: 6/7/2016
Daddy's Girl by dwinchester'sgirl88 reviews
Harry wanted to be a girl, Vernon was okay with that. Petunia left them and took Dudley. After a while Harry develops feelings for Vernon and wants to be Daddy's Girl. Harry does everything possible to show Vernon that she can be a good one and that she can replace Petunia in Vernon's life, heart and eventually his bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Rewind by PBBWriter reviews
Set pre-season one, Opie's life is vastly different and about to change even more. How much would his life, and the club, be changed without Donna but with a new, very important Morrow around?
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 64,796 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/27/2020 - Published: 3/8/2019 - Jax, Opie, Gemma, OC
Alpha Bitch by Greyback'sGirl reviews
Harry works hard to give werewolves an equal life. With his continuous contact with the feared alpha. Fenrir propositions Harry for more than he bargains for. AU/AR mpreg slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/26/2020 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Harry P., Fenrir G., Teddy L.
The Stark Truth by misteeirene reviews
Summer after 4th year Harry learns that James isn't exactly is father and Lily isn't his mother. Will his newly discovered family be able to help him recover from his violent, abusive childhood? Will he be able to trust again enough to find love? Slash, abuse, rape, underage, mpreg, cutting,
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 209,503 - Reviews: 3657 - Favs: 7,751 - Follows: 7,435 - Updated: 4/23/2020 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Diadone Method by m0untainc1imber reviews
When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,209 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 6,062 - Follows: 6,832 - Updated: 4/22/2020 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Memento Vivere by Calai'di reviews
AU of OotP and later. After learning the truth of exactly how badly vampires are treated in the Wizarding world, Harry takes it upon himself to improve their lives, in whatever way he can. eventual Dark!Harry, vampire!Harry, HP/LV/Sanguini
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,827 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Sanguini] Draco M.
Angel of Death by Lumora The White reviews
Stevie Vale, former marine sniper, and member of The Devil's Tribe MC becomes the first lady reaper after the Patch Over at Indian Hills. Clay seizes the opportunity to have her come to Charming and join SAMCRO. She's got history with the Sons, but its time to lay that aside so they can all survive. Stevie didn't count on being so distracted by The Tacoma Killer. Happy/OC
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,669 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/17/2020 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Happy, OC
Like Souls by slayer of destiny reviews
Gibbs meets Ducky's mysterious nephew and spark start flying. They know things aren't going to be easy, but the pull between the two men get stronger and stronger. Could their relationship manage to heal wounds in the other and give them both a brighter future?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,871 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 4/16/2020 - Published: 8/18/2016
Scandalous Affair by enchanted nightingale reviews
No one expected them to be together, not even themselves. But magic wished their union and nothing else mattered. Mpreg warning
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,933 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 3,663 - Updated: 4/7/2020 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Don't Fear the Reaper by WomanOfMayhem reviews
A rival motorcycle club has started a war with SAMCRO. The Sons enlist the help of a female mercenary, who has a closer connection to the club than they realize. Based after S7. Everyone is alive.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,789 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/6/2020 - Published: 4/25/2017 - [Happy, OC] Chibs, Jax
Moving On by XxTinkerBella21xX reviews
Takes place after the Cullens leave. Bella is finally coming out of her shell, changing herself and not for the better. Bella has a secret relationship with Jake and it's been getting hotter and hotter. But when Bella uncovers something that will change her life she comes face to face with her worst fears, losing everything she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,091 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/24/2020 - Published: 7/12/2019 - Bella, Jacob, Garrett, Paul - Complete
Harry Potter Meets the Starks and the Gods with Them: Hogwarts Years by PuffsOfPygmys reviews
Sequel - Harry and Co. finally make it to Hogwarts after an eventful summer. What adventures lay ahead of them, what of Dumbledore's plans and of Regulus Black? [Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Catlin Stark/Severus Snape/Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin. There will be eventual slash, not very graphic, but still mentioned. All characters will be over the age of consent (16).]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,562 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/23/2020 - Published: 8/14/2018
Unbroken by misteeirene reviews
After forcefully having his magic sealed, Harry is sent to live with Sirius' squib cousin in America. Feeling like he has nothing to live for after the death of his friends and the loss of his magic, he slips into a deep depression. Will a certain empath vampire and a pack of wolves be able to heal him? Will Harry every show his true self? Harry/Jasper, abuse, depression, animagus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,508 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 4,294 - Updated: 3/20/2020 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Harry P., Jasper
A god's love by LoveableOkie reviews
Permanent Hiatus! Hadrian, son of Hecate, Hades and Persephone, shows his beautiful half-blood mate that he would is perfect for him, while going on a whirlwind adventure to find Zeus' master bolt. Percy/Harry slash. God!Harry, AllPowerful!Harry uke!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,319 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 3,108 - Updated: 3/13/2020 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Harry P., Percy J.
I want to be free by darksider82 reviews
Voldemorts done. Harry's had enough and takes a one way trip out to America destination Lima Ohio. "Welcome to the Glee Club Mr. Potter." I know nothing of glee. Will need help. Not to sure what season this is set probably end season 1 and beginning of 2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,620 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/23/2020 - Published: 8/18/2016
Race of Love by LaLa Land 14 reviews
Bella came to forks from Miami after DK,the drift king,shot her.She lives on the rez with the pack until she gets a call from her crew saying her BFF's life was in danger.She goes back to face her past and fight for her friends life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/21/2020 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Bella
The Bystander by coveryoureyes reviews
Suzanne was just minding her own business at the local diner when the dark haired stranger sat down at her booth and spilled his guts. - "She felt strangely protective of the vampire that had inserted himself into her life. Maybe it was the cliché tragic back story or their matching love of leather jackets, but Suzanne was going to see where this friendship took her."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,846 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 3,475 - Updated: 2/20/2020 - Published: 1/8/2016 - [Klaus, OC] Damon S., Rebekah
Dark Beauty by PadfootsMoonyPrincess reviews
The story of Bellatrix's daughter. Months older than Draco, reared by her aunt and uncle, expected to follow the path made by her mother. Looks can be deceiving. Severus Snape is set to find out just how different daughter is from mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,472 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/18/2020 - Published: 2/10/2008 - OC, Severus S.
One, Two, Three by WanderingScout reviews
An alpha and omega pairing, but those are incredibly rare! It only happens when two people are pretty much perfect for each other, soul mates if you will, but they also have to be very powerful. Mother magic grants this boon to very few, only those she deems truly worthy. This is a slash fic and quite explicit so if that's not your thing please don't read :) No twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 162 - Published: 2/9/2020 - Harry P., Gideon P., Fabian P.
Looking For Heaven by OblivionsGarden reviews
Home. It was a word that had lost meaning over the years. Once, it had meant the tiny box room at the back of her dad's house. Then it was a larger room, painted pink and cream, at her mom's. Then it had just been the road for a while and then a pokey apartment in Vegas. Then a cell. Now? She wasn't sure. But she sure did miss that town called Charming. (Tig/OC)
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,801 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/5/2020 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Tig, OC
Sucked In by PsychoBarbie reviews
The missing founding family has returned to Mystic Falls. Or at least everyone is so sure of it but Kenzie has her doubts, even if she does have a family ring that has caught the attention of quite a few people in town. Damon seems to be the only one who gets her and he finds her and the fact she doesn't fear death intriguing, so it's up to him to learn her story, right?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,327 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/23/2020 - Published: 1/10/2013 - [Damon S., OC] [Elena G., Stefan S.]
Mechanics and Motorcycles by yllwcrd reviews
Al Harris is just a mechanic who happens to move in next door to Happy's Ma. The moment Happy spots the tiny raven-haired woman under the hood of a car, he was whipped. (Happy/OC) PREVIOUSLY TITLED: THE MECHANIC
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,744 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/13/2020 - Published: 10/9/2019 - [Happy, OC] Kozik, R. Quinn - Complete
Mystic Forks by MandyKim108 reviews
What if Charlie sends Bella to live with his brother when the Cullens leave? What if said brother lived in Mystic Falls? Bella has met Ric a handful of times and last time she seen him he was with Isobel, Elena's mom. Bella is nervous to see her Uncle after all these years. Full Summary inside
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,869 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/1/2020 - Published: 12/20/2018 - Bella, Charlie S., Damon S., Alaric S.
The Oracle by poohbearbms reviews
Bella loved Edward but when he left her in the woods that day he did not know the events he set into motion. Plans three thousand years in the making are about to be set in motion due to a broken heart and a desire to find who she really was meant for. With her her gifts to help her along the way the servants of nature will learn what the true meaning of natures balance is.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,247 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 12/14/2019 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Bella, Kol M. - Complete
Crimson Tangerine by enchanted nightingale reviews
Their first encounter changed the course of their lives. What will a second meeting bring? Contains Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,360 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 12/2/2019 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Harry P., Sanguini
Harvest Moon by Egratia reviews
On her way to confront Jake about abandoning her and lying about it, Bella finds herself without a phone or money and dressed in thin sleepwear when the man who just checked out her ass pointed out her flat tire. Bella loses her mind. But Paul may help her find herself. AU Stephenie Meyer gets the credit. MarinaNamste is my my beta.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,993 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 11/25/2019 - Published: 10/13/2016 - [Bella, Paul] Edward, Jacob
Howling At Mother Moon by Kitty mama reviews
Harry was just a baby when Remus and Sirius took him away from his parents and siblings. Why? And why is Fenrir so set on having him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 11/21/2019 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Fenrir G., Harry P.
Blind Love by misteeirene reviews
Wrong boy who Lived. Dumbledore declared Harry a squib and so he was sent to live with his aunt and uncle. What will everyone do when they find out that Harry is the true prophecy child? What condition will the Order find Harry in when they finally locate him. Abuse, slash, MPEG, rape, homeless, blind, prostitution, underage Harry/Bill/Charlie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,054 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 3,711 - Follows: 3,985 - Updated: 11/4/2019 - Published: 6/15/2014
Family of Anarchy by vampirenav reviews
When Mia rolled into town to take care of her niece, she never expected the little girl to be linked to the SOA. She never thought her family would involve themselves in her life, and she never believed that the Sons would become so important to her. Juice/OC, Happy/OC, Jax/OC.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,495 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/26/2019 - Published: 2/9/2018 - [Juice, OC] Happy, Jax
Fast Familia by Anastasia Blaise reviews
Meet Emilia Ruby Dominic Skyler. The Lone wolf looking for a pack and mates, yes plural, Mates. Emilia (also know as Ruby) wants to meet The Toretto gang. she's heard so much about them from her dad. Follows all the movies, but i will probably change some stuff. Pairing not 100% decided. Rated M for safety. 'oh baby I only race with the big boys and girls'.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/18/2019 - Published: 11/15/2017 - [Dom T., Letty] Brian O., OC
The Wolf Lord by Pentel123 reviews
Summer of 1993, Professor McGonagall visits a small American town hunting the one man who might be able to help capture the escaped convict Sirius Black, and more importantly fill in as the DADA professor. There she meets a boy that disappeared eight years ago sparking a massive if fruitless manhunt for the missing Boy-Who-Lived. Werewolf!Harry with DAD!Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 195,036 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 10/9/2019 - Published: 3/2/2018 - Harry P., Remus L., Katie B., OC
Vahan: Possession is Nine Tenths by TheCauldron reviews
First sequel to Vahan. In which Harry goes to Hogwarts, Dumbledore begins to realise the magnitude of his error, and Vahan sets about making friends and influencing people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,528 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 9/20/2019 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Harry P.
Hurt by DontWannaBeAClue reviews
We don't always get to choose who we love, just like we don't get to choose how other people's actions affect us.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,474 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/12/2019 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Hale, Happy, OC - Complete
Family Ties by penguino3782 reviews
Circumstances arise that force the familial relationships in the Cody family to change whether they like it or not. Takes place about four months after the season one finale so there are spoilers!
Animal Kingdom - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,116 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/9/2019 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Smurf/Janine C., Baz/Barry B., Pope/Andrew C., J/Joshua C.
Insanity by Allusia16 reviews
Meera is Tara's childhood friend who works as a middle school English teacher, while also battling the violent demons of her family's past. It goes without saying that she's Happy Lowman's old lady even if she doesn't know it although everyone else does. But when the A.B. and her dark past become a threat, their unspoken bond is heavily tested as the body count rises.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,755 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 3/11/2019 - Happy, OC - Complete
Renegade by Beware-Of-The-Wild-Padalecki reviews
When Emily meets Dean and they have a fling, Emily ends up pregnant. Faced with two impossible options on what to do with the child, Dean gives her a third: hand over rights once the kid is born. 16 years later, Emily stumbles across her while working a case. Now, Amity has to figure out what to do to keep the balance in her life: get to know her mom while not selling out her dad.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,504 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 9/4/2019 - Published: 9/24/2018 - Dean W., Jody M., OC, E. Prentiss
Our Secret Oasis by MadHatterLove7011 reviews
What do you do when you find out that your mother lied and your father is Clay Morrow. A drug habit she has to kick and a fear that surrounds his everyday life. Will they find each other through the darkness that is their hearts? (Happy OC)
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,824 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/1/2019 - Published: 7/5/2016 - Happy, OC
Outlaw Woman by outlawwoman reviews
Lexi is constantly finding herself in the middle- She belongs with the SOA, family is everything, but finding her role within that family is hard. She has to find a balance and a place before she just teeters over the edge and gets lost in the madness. Love, Lust, Violence, and Hilarity.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,452 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Hale, Happy, Jax, OC
Complications by Emo Owl reviews
After rebuilding a relationship and finally finding happiness together in Madrid, Han and Ellie's lives were just about perfect. That all changes when an old friend makes an appearance from beyond the grave. Their lives may never be the same. HanXOC. Sequel to Choices and Consequences. REUPLOAD
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,859 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/15/2019 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Han, Letty - Complete
Exhibit A by WereBunny87 reviews
Harry has been gone for two years. When he returns he's cold and different. And he's out for everyone that made him this way. WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,011 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 8/12/2019 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Past's Playmate by Pravus Angellus reviews
Undergoing Rewrite as of 08/07/19. Time travel, Founders, Vampires, Dark Lords, Oh my! Slash! Warning: M/M pairings, some het, if you don't like, please don't read. Some chapters may contain items not appropriate for those under the age of 17. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,816 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Shattered Glass: The Shattered Series by NefertitixReigns reviews
Rabbit's life had been like shattered glass. The only way she survived was because of a crime family whom came to call her own. Her normality didn't last long when she began an impetuous and fervid affair with her foster brother Baz. She felt like the shards started becoming whole again. But what happens when her past finds her and wants to use one of those shards to destroy her?
Animal Kingdom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,014 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/6/2019 - Published: 7/22/2016 - [Baz/Barry B., OC] Pope/Andrew C., Craig C.
Devilish Romance by Madriddler reviews
Harry Potter, is both excited and scared to become a full member of his coven. With more feminine interests than his peers, Harry is scared of being mocked and ridiculed, both for his interest, and being The Coward's Son. One day, with his friend Draco, he performed a summoning ritual, hoping to bind a demon to their power. However, what they didn't expect was the Son of the Devil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,595 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/25/2019 - Published: 11/4/2018 - [Harry P., Blaise Z., Draco M.] Voldemort - Complete
Can you hear me now? (or, Harry Potter versus Dumbledore) by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry doesn't save Ginny in the chamber. Instead he tries to befriend the spirit of the Dark lord. As a result, he stumbles upon a secret that changes everything he thought was true. Includes witty vampires, car chases, moral dilemmas, a gunfight, torture, traitors and dramatic Malfoys. Blacks are also dramatic. Horror Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,444 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Celestia Arabella Malfoy by Montse09 reviews
Summary: Eighteen years ago, twin babies were born in the Malfoy manor. Changing the perspective of a very old and powerful family. They were sent away when they were still young by their father to be protected from their world. (ExB) NOTE: THIS FIC IS CURRENTLY BEING UPDATED WITH SOME CHANGES. IF NEW READER, READ CH.50 A/N FOR IMPORTANT INFO BEFORE STARTING THE FIC. Ch. 51: May 17
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 137,009 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/9/2019 - Published: 10/18/2011 - [Bella, Edward] OC
Agent Winchester by PsychoticallyMe reviews
Dean made his daughter promise she wouldn't hunt monsters after he died. Serial Killers are different, right?
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/27/2019 - Published: 6/11/2019 - Castiel, OC, D. Morgan, D. Rossi
Beautiful Crime by Wanderluster08 reviews
Sophie Clarke never expected to return to Oceanside. But when an old friend passes away, she is forced to face the family she promised herself she'd never see again and face a love that she never completely let go of. Craig/OFC
Animal Kingdom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,706 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/22/2019 - Published: 7/31/2018 - [Craig C., OC]
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3581 - Favs: 8,709 - Follows: 10,063 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
Things Unknown by purastella reviews
Bella didn't expect for things to be different when she was sent to live with her cousin in Mystic Falls. The Mikaelson's never thought they would meet someone as innocent as Bella who would be able to accept them for what they are. When Bella runs into Rebekah on her first day at Mystic Falls High, she changes the Original Family's future in ways they couldn't imagine.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,627 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 3,003 - Updated: 6/9/2019 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Bella, Klaus, Rebekah
Can You Keep a Secret? by KusanoSaku reviews
The guilt of having lost his temper and hurting Malfoy rips out Harry's heart and rakes his conscience. What could the consequences of a heartfelt apology and a promise be? MPREG Warning... Edit- the sequel will be up soonish, it is titled 'Written in the Stars'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 169,730 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 5/31/2019 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fifty Blue Shades of Harry by hpluv3r reviews
Harry and Draco have a hard time adapting after the war. SLASH, BDSM, and bottom!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/12/2019 - Published: 2/17/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Charlie W.
Shake it, Bake it, Brew it by Blackkitten23 reviews
Between trauma after being attacked by Quirrell, harsh comments from Snape and being told he has to go back to the Durselys, Harry has had enough. This summer he starts kicking back and watches as Dumbledore's carefully laid plans for him crumble – Yaoi Boy x Boy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 143,645 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 4,895 - Follows: 4,148 - Updated: 5/10/2019 - Published: 7/31/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
Little Fire Fox by Sunstar Writer reviews
"Unless you count a couple scars I have from roughhousing as a child, no, I don't believe I would qualify as horribly disfigured..." Perhaps following Haruhi into this mess wasn't such a bad idea! Maybe these boys need to meet a princess of their 'social standing' who prefers simplicity over luxury... Or maybe I just need to beat the stupidity out of the idiot 3! OCXMori Complete
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,341 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 4/29/2019 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M., OC - Complete
Hold Me Down by jesbakescookies reviews
When a gun deal doesn't go as planned, Happy meets a blonde singer looking for a bit of rough.. Happy x OC. BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND. No longer a one-shot. Drama, romance, angst, drug use/abuse.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,033 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/28/2019 - Published: 7/21/2018 - [Happy, OC] Chibs, Tig - Complete
Of Course by Little-Mario reviews
After his sister compels him to leave Mystic Falls, Jeremy goes to Forks to stay with his cousin, Bella, a while. Since coming out of the fog that Edward left her in, Bella will learn that the supernatural world is much larger (and dangerous) than she once thought it was. And she's not the only one that has been keeping secrets in their family. Bella/Kol for pairings so far.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,267 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 4/7/2019 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Angela, Bella, Jeremy G., Kol M.
The Last Necromancy Lord by thisisfaycountri reviews
Harry Potter was hiding away from everyone. Even his best friends didn't know everything about him. After a trip to Gringotts and an odd run-in with the Malfoys, His life changes dramatically... but is this new life any better than the old one?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,592 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/4/2019 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Taking Flight With The Crows by BlackBatLicorice reviews
Prequel to 'To Fly Where The Crows Fly' (can be read alone). Eliza Morrow arrives in Charming aged 16 with nothing but a troubled childhood and bad memories to keep her company. Watch as she meets the boys, finds the first family she's ever had, develops a crush on Tig Trager, and soon goes from scared little girl to the fierce-hearted woman we all know best.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,344 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/29/2019 - Published: 10/23/2017 - Tig, Gemma
Night Sky by ashlynnb14 reviews
Kat Epps is Kip aka Half Sack's twin sister. She gets a message from her brother that has her leaving Seattle and showing up in Charming as fast as possible. She sees a ghost from her past and tries to navigate how to deal with it. Will her secrets catch up with her or can she manage to fix what was broken?
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,315 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/21/2019 - Published: 11/16/2018 - Complete
Golden Hour by ashlynnb14 reviews
This is the sequel to Night Sky and should not be read independently. Katerina and Carina welcome Happy home after he and several other club members return home from prison. How will the time apart affect the family and the club? With new challenges coming at the club, will there even be time to fix what was broken before it gets worse? M for language and content
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/21/2019
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,026 - Reviews: 8594 - Favs: 12,423 - Follows: 16,523 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
What Are You Worth? by kati-kun reviews
Harry is a submissive with no prospects, an abusive father and a dead mother. However, when he is summoned to the palace of the Alpha Werewolf he will meet someone there that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,136 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 3/9/2019 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Slytherin Adoption by thelilmama1986 reviews
When Draco and Lucius Malfoy meet Harry Potter at the train station, they definitely aren't expecting a shy, abused little boy who has a stuttering problem. Will Harry finally have the family he's always wanted. Story is better than the summary, I promise! There will be Molly, Ron, and Ginny Weasley bashing along with Albus Dumbledore. There will also be rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,447 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 2,298 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Severus S.
The Power of Love and Magic by misteeirene reviews
On Harry's seventeenth birthday he comes into a thought to be extinct creature inheritance. Magic gives to those who are worthy, but magic also punishes those who are not. Harry/Bill Harry/Charlie. Creature fic.. Mpreg. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,685 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 2/25/2019 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Harry P., Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
The Untitled Wound by GleekShip reviews
Kurt does everything he can do to survive the final moments of a shooting at McKinley. May contain TRIGGERS
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,643 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Kurt H., Puck
Look After You by evans516 reviews
Jade Donovan is getting her life together. She has to, given that she was just named guardian of her two siblings after her mom's taken off again. But what happens when her past comes back to haunt her in ways she never even imagined? DamonOC. Was TVD, now on current season of TO! *Complete!*
Originals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,589 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Klaus M., OC - Complete
1995 by hg-HollowGirl reviews
Myra is a 19-year-old, fresh out of high school, product of divorce that is forced to move into Echo Park and start a new life. Myra hates it; at least she thinks she does. Then she meets the neighbor. He educates her on the finer things in life and she's quickly swept up in a different lifestyle altogether. VincexOC Eventual HanxOC
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,151 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/18/2019 - Published: 8/18/2016 - [Vince, OC] Dom T., Letty
A descent like no other by FlamingMaple reviews
When her mother's death precipitates a move to Forks, and Charlie's custody, things go from bad to worse, and Bella begins a descent like no other into hidden human, and then supernatural worlds. Set at the beginning of the Twilight saga, Bella meets Edward in entirely different circumstances. (ExB) HEA. Angst & triggers. PM me if concerned. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 130,864 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 2/11/2019 - Published: 8/28/2018 - Bella, Billy, Edward, Jacob - Complete
Firework by Tametiger reviews
Edward left her, Jacob left her and Bella reverts back to being a mess. Charlie knows he needs to do something to snap her out of it. So he sends her to live in Mystic Falls, can a close group of friends help Bella mend her shattered heart? What about a dark, saracastic vampire?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,960 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 1/21/2019 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
Voldemort's Little Itch by misteeirene reviews
Harry felt his heart freeze in his chest as ice rushed through his veins. Eyes wide, he stared in disbelief and horror at the man in front of him. From a distance he had looked like an innocent enough man, someone just out relaxing at the bar, possibly looking for a good time. How could he have been so stupid? Harry/Voldemort, abuse, non-con, mpreg, underage, creature Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,217 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 1/16/2019 - Published: 6/13/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Perversions of Harry Potter by Madriddler reviews
On his sixteenth Birthday, Harry Potter comes into an interesting inheritance. Suddenly an Incubus, Harry must find his Masters before it is too late. Meanwhile, Dumbledore works hard to squander the Incubus inside Harry, but is it also killing the boy in the process? And why does Voldemort have such a sudden new interest in Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,001 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/2/2019 - Published: 6/12/2018 - [Blaise Z., Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Prediction, no thank you! by sonotalady reviews
After McGonagall's dismissal of the first divination lesson Harry decides to change elective. In the process Harry starts to understand that he can do things without Ron or Hermione and that their yearmates are worth getting to know. A different take on PoA and on. Rating's for safety. Not a Ron/Hermione bashing story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,303 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 5,430 - Follows: 5,540 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Susan B., Terry B. - Complete
Kryptonian Protector by TheMashMonster reviews
DISCONTINUED. Edward leaves. Instead of Bella loving him still, she hates him. She also learns that she's not human. What will when Edward comes back? Bella has powers now, and Jake as a best friend. What will she do? What about the Prophecy? BxJ or BxE? Who knows
Crossover - Smallville & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,644 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella - Complete
HeArt History by Goddess Bless reviews
Penelope is angry over Kevin's betrayal. She fears that she will never find another guy who would take her on her own terms. When a nasty slip in a coffee shop leads to potential romance, how will this technical analyst take to the unknown. Who is the green eyed art historian, and why can she not stop thinking about him? HP/PG Somewhat epilogue compliant, but not really.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,856 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., P. Garcia
Compelling Thoughts by MidnightEmber reviews
Everyone believed that Carlisle was perfect. He had never attacked a human in blood-lust and only ever turned those on death's door. However his biggest mistake would haunt him for eternity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,224 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 3,152 - Follows: 3,981 - Updated: 12/26/2018 - Published: 1/22/2012 - [Harry P., Edward]
Finding Myself by missjo24 reviews
Bella finds herself in trouble. Now she just needs to figure out what to do. After all its not just her she as to look after now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,319 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 5/10/2018 - Bella, Paul - Complete
To Fly Where The Crows Fly by BlackBatLicorice reviews
Eliza Morrow was introduced to the club by her step-brother Jax as a 16 year old. Seven years later, she's a stoic daughter of mayhem and one of the family. One thing she never shook off, though, was a school girl crush on a certain blue eyed biker. But the price of getting closer to Tig is being pulled into the SAMCRO world deeper than she can get out. Is love worth the pain?
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 183 - Words: 559,944 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 12/6/2016
Along For the Ride by Silver as the Rain reviews
My brother lost his life in a car accident, but before that both of us were surrounded by cars. They were our entire lives, we lived for the thrill of a race and the sweet taste of victory, but not everything was made to last. In this world, you can't afford to play it safe. It's go hard or go home, and although my racing days were seemingly over, the track always pulls you back...
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,263 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/29/2018 - Complete
The Prejudice Of Ignorance by A Dwimor reviews
When no one "normal" is available to babysit Harry for the entire summer, Petunia decides to look up one of the freaks. She settles on the one she knows the best: Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 4/19/2018 - Harry P., Severus S.
Drop of Desire by Celetest13 reviews
Sophia has not stepped foot in Mystic Falls for eight long years. When she returns with a past enshrouded in mystery, the one thing on everyone's minds is why did she leave? The answer is simple. She left to protect them. If only someone could protect her. If only she would let him.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 128,375 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 11/15/2018 - Published: 4/9/2017 - [Elijah, OC] Elena G., Damon S.
Ride Or Die by BrunetteMarionette reviews
[Book 1] Rosalie Toretto is the youngest member of the Toretto crew she is very much a 'Daddy's Girl' when it came to her brother Dom, who she has wrapped around her finger. Growing up in a face-paced life, Rosalie idolizes her brother and wants to be just like him, even if that means learning to become a street racer. Is Dom ready for his sister to get into the racing world,
Fast and the Furious - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,803 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/12/2018 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Dom T., Brian O., Letty, OC - Complete
This All Could Have Been Different by DazzleMe1901 reviews
The product of a forbidden affair, Bella Swan now knows why she's always felt misplaced and why everytime she went to see Jake Billy was always so cold to her. Everything is uraveling and truths are being uncovered, old loves fading and new loves blooming
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Sam
Memories Aren't Always The Sweetest by DazzleMe1901 reviews
What if Bella had already been in contact with Vampires before the Cullens? What if they erased her memory and now shes starting 2 remeber? What if when everything seems to be going right Edward does something unforgivable? My first Twilight fanfic! Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Not blaming the Alcohol by Lovely Black Butterfly reviews
Post NM Emmett finds Bella at a frat party. Let's just say things don't go as planned after Bella has a little too much to drink. Entry in the TwiFandomNews Song Prompts Contest. One-Shot, for the moment
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/2/2018 - [Bella, Emmett]
The Only Time by sameoldsonganddance reviews
What does this sweet simple girl have to offer him, a killer, but the comfort and a life beyond Samcro. Can he change his ways to let her into his life or will his cold heart push her away.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 162,784 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Happy - Complete
Silence is Silver by Alphinss reviews
Harry is abandoned by his parents at the tender age of one in favour of his brother, the boy who lived. Raised at the Dursley's Harry has not spoken a word since his parents left him. What will happen when a mute and damaged Harry goes to Hogwarts? Warnings: Dark Harry, Child Abuse, Torture
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,846 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort
Tribal Relations by annie.jo.marie reviews
Bella found out she was Quileute when she was 13. Discovering herself and gaining all of the information she could about Native American Culture, Bella was urged to return to La Push by the Apache Tribe she had grown close to. Now that she is in La Push, she finds herself trying to improve the tribe she knows to be home, and hopes to find her place among them. Bella w/Paul OR Embry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,899 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/13/2018 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Bella, Embry, Paul
Angelus Fortuna by Crimson Rosary reviews
After watching the near-death experience of his godfather, Harry finally decides that Dumbledore doesn't really have the power he claims to have. In order to protect himself, his family and his friends, Harry chooses to side with Voldemort. But what does the Dark Lord have to say to that? LVHP; Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,407 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 10/8/2018 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. That was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family. DISCLAIMER: DISCONTINUED because I no longer support J.K. Rowling's platform (more infos in my profile). Apologies to the readers of this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,543 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 7,167 - Follows: 7,999 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
How to train your submissive Mate by Lovely Black Butterfly reviews
Summary: Ever since they ran to Phoenix, the way Jasper saw Bella had changed. But on the night of her birthday party, everything Bella didn't know she needed; everything Jasper didn't think he wanted became clear. Let the training begin. **Submission for 2018 TFN Tied up in you Contest** BDSM
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,332 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 7/2/2018 - [Bella, Jasper]
Badass Belle by K8Dee reviews
The dirtiest member of SAMCRO has met a girl who may change his ways. She may not be from around here, and she's nothing like any of the girls he's been with before, but she knows how things work.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 129,624 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Tig, OC - Complete
The Youngest Potter by Elemantalelf reviews
The Potters made a mistake and thought that their oldest son was the bwl. They gave Harry away to a relative and the White family adopted him. After moving back to England can Harry and his adopted brother survive Hogwarts with Harry's boyfriend. Cross dressing Harry. HP/OC, OC/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 9/24/2018 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Harry P., OC]
Sex Demon by Elemantalelf reviews
After being taken to the Order's headquarters Harry is stared at. His looks and attitude has changed. He doesn't seem to trust Dumbledore anymore. Why is this? What is Dumbledore hiding from the world and most specifically Harry? Only one way to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 5/18/2018 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
The Trial by reviewgirl911 reviews
ON HIATUS- AU: Harry Potter, older brother to the Boy-Who-Lived and the Dark Lord's right-hand man, is now on trial for war crimes. DMLE prosecutor and former flame Daphne Greengrass comes to his defense. The secrets and manipulations will rock Wizarding Britain and reveal a boy who never stopped fighting and a love that never quite faded.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,692 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 4,999 - Updated: 9/19/2018 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Never Let Me Go by emeraldphoenix23 reviews
The sequel to The Devil You Know. It's been two months and now she's back, but she isn't the same as she once was and the fight is far from over. To win they will have to band together, but pain, betrayal, anger, and confusion will divide them. Is forgiveness possible? Even though Bella accepted everyone else can she accept what she is now? On temporary hiatus
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,598 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Bella - Complete
The Gift by PirateWizardThief reviews
To help his brother out of his depressive and lonely state, Elijah buys him a birthday present in hopes of cheering him up. And perhaps find that she is lonely too. AU story with my OC from my Surrender fic. Rated M for smutty goodness.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,477 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/14/2018 - Published: 8/28/2016
Golden Boy's Dance by Madriddler reviews
Two years after the defeat of Voldemort and Harry is feeling useless. Jobless and suffering from PTSD, Harry spent his days going from horrible interview to horrible interview hopelessly looking for a job. Feeling completely useless, Harry, with the help of George, turns to a new profession that Harry never even thought of : becoming a camboy for men's pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,212 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/5/2018 - Published: 3/19/2018 - [Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z.] George W. - Complete
The Bloody Rose by Aileen Dickinson reviews
You never know who you could find in the least expected place. Saved from her personal hell and brought to the wizarding world, she will embrace her pureblood origins and rise above all. This charismatic princess will create chaos for some while changing the status quo. FOC, Voldemort, Malfoys, Dumbledore bashing and many surprises!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,369 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/26/2018 - Published: 3/12/2016 - [OC, Blaise Z.] Draco M., Voldemort
Bring Me Flowers by MustafaSuzzivan reviews
He's her teacher- she's his student- he's uptight- she's laidback- he spins on his toes- she spins on her head- and there are a thousand other reasons why they cannot, should not, will not be. But somehow, despite all rhyme or reason, they are. Blandie!
Step Up - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,350 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/24/2018 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Andie W., Blake C. - Complete
Thousand Eyes by Leather2Lace reviews
A young, ex-CIA agent is hired to fill in the shoes left by one of the BAU. She's tough, she's brash, but above all, she has skeletons in her closet that would put even her predecessor's to shame. This new agent's arrival will test just how far her new family is willing to go to save two of their own when an enemy, lurking in the shadows of her grisly past, returns for revenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,374 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/21/2018 - Published: 8/22/2017
Under the Broken Sun by FlamingMaple reviews
People don't do bad things because they believe they're wrong. They do them because they think they're right. And Jacob Black believes that Bella loves him far more than she'll ever admit. His attempt to prove it doesn't end with a kiss, and leaves far more than just Bella's hand broken. Triggers: sexual assault. Bella x Edward. HEA. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 106,818 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 8/16/2018 - Published: 5/29/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Old Flame by evans516 reviews
After almost a hundred years, Elijah always wondered where she ended up. He never expected her to be right where he left her. Back in New Orleans with his family, he knows it's going to take more than an apology to win her back, if she can even be won. Complete!
Originals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 106,638 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 8/10/2018 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [Elijah M., OC] Marcel Gerard - Complete
Double Temptation by OzLilDevil reviews
When your heart is in tatters, torn to shreds, sometimes it's the unexpected that stitches it back together again. And the love of your life is not always who you thought it was. It can be a temptation you never saw coming, & it's just too hard to resist. From the remnants of tragedy, sometimes something even better blossoms…eventually. Mature content M/M/F Bella x Jasper x Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,439 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 6/24/2017 - [Bella, Jasper, Emmett]
The Bitter Hug of Mortality by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry is the younger brother of the Boy Who Lived and is a little strange. He hears voices no one else can hear, he knows things no one else should know and he's just this side of crazy. Oh, and everyone thinks he's a squib. When it comes to Harry, however, all bets are off and nothing is entirely certain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 169,087 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 4,658 - Follows: 5,273 - Updated: 7/25/2018 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Antioch P., Cadmus P., Ignotus P.
Other People's Choices by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 191,253 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 4,313 - Follows: 4,018 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
Prized by Na'hiel reviews
Severus Snape's loyalty has always been to Harry, not to Dumbledore or the Order. When he finds out that Harry is a horcrux and Dumbledore intends to have him killed, Severus goes to the Dark Lord with the information in an effort to save Harry's life, and in doing so changes the fate of the world. Eventual slash, rating subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 127,340 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 3,531 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort] Severus S. - Complete
Turning Tides by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry takes charge of his own life and takes his seats on the Wizengamot with Hermione and Ron's help. He meets new people and makes some new allies, including the gorgeous, mysterious Mikhail Zabini. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,489 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 5,417 - Follows: 4,358 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Vellum Voices by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPBZ slash, threeshot. AU. Voldemort cursed Harry in the graveyard so that he can only speak Parseltongue. Harry embarks on his fifth year alternately furious and despairing and trying to learn faster writing, British Sign Language, and nonverbal casting all at once. It turns out that not all Slytherins are Malfoy or Snape, and not everyone is frightened of Parseltongue. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Blaise Z., Harry P.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Vahan by TheCauldron reviews
Dumbledore thinks he will rescue Harry from his terrible family, setting himself up as Harry's mentor. Unfortunately for him, somebody else got there first. BAMF!Harry, M for violence, language, child abuse/prostitution, drug use, and all around criminal goings on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,478 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 2,978 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Cooking Lesson by mrscakeakajane reviews
Lucius Malfoy need help, he goes to his best friend, Severus Snape, Harry Potter is in detention. Severus and Harry start on a path that will lead to cooking lessons and changing the world, its all in a days work. rating will go up as chapters go on, high rating for language. The plot will twist and turn and hold you fast never to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 80,881 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 3,481 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Charming Ties: Love and Lies by a-little-bit-enamoured reviews
Abigail comes to Charming in search of her sister, seeking her support and bringing her own personal baggage with her. The Samcro President takes a shining to the new girl in town but is she all she's cracked up to be? Can they survive the secrets of her past and her present? Set after the guys are out of Stockton with AU changes. Disclaimer: I don't own Sons, only my OC's.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,803 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Jax, Opie, Lyla, OC
Twilight Escape by Kiera27 reviews
Just after fourth year Harry was ready to suffer through a normal summer at the Dursley's only to find that they were going to the States where no one from the Wizarding World would be able to find him. Harry/? Slash Rating is just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,354 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 4,151 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P.
Drifting Capital of the World by TroubleMaker1397 reviews
Set during Tokyo Drift film. Ava comes back home to Tokyo to find that everything has changed- The people are different, the cars are faster and the stakes are higher! And is blood really thicker than water? HanxOC
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,494 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Han, OC - Complete
Starting Out by teddyshoney reviews
Kurt's attitude has started to change for the worst. Puck wants to do something about it, but until he and Kurt have a heart-to-heart, he doesn't know what. But it may be something a bit unconventional. Of course, what about their relationship isn't? WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPANKING OF A CONSENTING MINOR! If you don't like it, don't read. Same 'verse as The Proposal
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 3/17/2018 - Kurt H., Puck, Burt H., Carole H. - Complete
Dark as Night by LavenderStorm reviews
After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry (adopted)Father!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 193,784 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 5,363 - Follows: 5,664 - Updated: 6/6/2018 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Willing by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
DomSev/SubHarry. Harry's been missing since he was 9 years old the wizarding world have been looking him for seven years to no avail. He's Seventeen when they find him, but they were in for a shock if they thought he'd do what they wanted. Turns out Harry has known Severus for years, he's a metamorphamagus. Dumbledore's manipulations are found out, the world is in for a shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 120 - Words: 514,412 - Reviews: 8140 - Favs: 5,714 - Follows: 5,073 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fast and Furious Families by the DEVIL may care but I don't reviews
This is just some weird idea that popped into my head after seeing Furious7. What if the Torettos had another sister that had gotten romantically involved when everything with Owen happened. Deckard/OC. I, as always, own nothing. Seriously, this is just an idea that wouldn't leave me alone.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,211 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 4/10/2015 - [D. Shaw, OC] - Complete
Speed High by Randomness47 reviews
What if Brian was sent to prison for letting Dom go? For letting him take his car and get away from the cops? What if Brian had a sister he left behind in Miami with Tej and Suki? (Full description in first chapter)
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 4/25/2017 - Roman, Agent Bilkins, C. Verone, OC
A Deep Breath by orchidluv reviews
Bella finally has enough. It’s all added up for her; Edward controlling her, Alice babysitting her, Charlie grounding her, Jake abandoning her. She’s about sick of it and it’s time she stands on her own two feet. Follow in her journey as she discovers herself and even makes a few mistakes along the way. She’s only human after all!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,345 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 5/7/2018 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Ugh Demons by murder she writes reviews
Whilst Edward was gone, Bella found her true talent with the help of two very handsome strangers. The Cullen's have returned and they want an explanation...T for language and eventual violence. RE-WRITE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Dean W., Bella
The Masochistic Lamb and the Sadistic Vampire Doctor by Lovely Black Butterfly reviews
Twilight/NM OOC/BDSM. Carlisle Cullen began a slow descent into darkness, from which he vowed to never return. When he treats Bella, after the van incident, He knew the signs all too well. She hides the cuts and scars as being clumsy He knew his son didn't know what to do with this girl. Carlisle tries to stay away from her. Can Jasper help him through this? CXB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 118,226 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 4/29/2018 - Published: 11/7/2017 - [Bella, Carlisle] Edward, Jasper
The Power of Love by ncbexie25 reviews
Bella's on the run, fighting against the oppressive mating bond she shares with Edward. Running to Mystic Falls, however, she stumbles straight into the arms of a mate who will give her the truest love she's ever known. But Edward warned her of the consequences. He'll come for her. How will the Originals handle this threat to their new family member, while battling her scars?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 178,615 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Bella, Klaus]
Impose by MarauderLover7 reviews
It was still called the "Noble and Most Ancient House of Black", though it had been years since any of the Blacks that approved of that name had lived there. Sirius Black would be a disappointment to his parents, but Harry Potter - the home's other resident - was a credit to his. Both were proud of that. Sequel to "Innocent", "Initiate" and "Identity".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 205,927 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 4/11/2018 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Threat on the Black Queen by mlr96 reviews
I had it all. The apple-pie life with the husband, child, the perfect job and white picket fence. But you don't get that when you're a Winchester. I spent the past year watching over Dean. Now, trouble strikes close to home and I have to leave. Again. Part 3/4 on my Chess series. Will contain Spoilers for Supernatural and Criminal Minds seasons 6-8. Rated for dark themes.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,618 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 5/3/2015 - [Castiel, OC] Dean W., S. Reid
A Beast's Queen by KayLeeTheDreamer reviews
When Klaus comes to Mystic Falls, he didn't expect to meet the woman that centuries ago a clairvoyant told him was going to be his Queen. However one thing he didn't know about her, was that she was a human who was trying to stay out of the supernatural mess that kept happening around her. Klaus/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,958 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 11/7/2017 - [Klaus, OC]
Harry Potter and the Magic of Life by Kate Carpenter reviews
End of 3rd year. While Sirius is on trial to prove his innocence, Harry is abandoned by the Dursleys who, after the Marge incident, have enough of him. Luckily Harry's picked up by Bill Weasley. And ends up joining Bill on a Cursbreaking expedition to Cambodia. He gets far more than he asking for! Disturbing news, promises, trouble and danger keep following Harry's every step.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 326,810 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 4,373 - Follows: 4,321 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., Bill W., Daphne G. - Complete
You'll Find What You're Looking For At Walmart by mama4dukes reviews
What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 317,436 - Reviews: 4843 - Favs: 3,612 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 3/11/2018 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bella, Peter - Complete
How our Choices Define Us by Sunnie Shine reviews
After Voldemort is defeated at the ministry Harry receives some information about his true parentage. How will he cope with this as friends turn on him and a love interest makes itself known. Pairing will be HP/LM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,927 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All the World's a Stage? by MiraCarpathia reviews
When her brother died Ayami Sohma became the object of her mother's hate. Now Aya meets her birth father only to find out he's rich! He enrolls her in Ouran High School & before class tells her she has a brother who's part of a club held in Music Room 3. Will Aya accept her new family? Also another club member starts noticing the cute new girl-MorixOC-cursing-bullies-trama
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,644 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Mori/Takashi M., OC] Tamaki S.
Blood Runs Deep by SilverPhoenix16 reviews
The ties that link the Haninozuka and Morinozuka families run deeply in their blood, and it is difficult to tell where duty ends and friendship begins. Amaya Matsura, a new exchange student at Ouran, finds these unlikely ties blur all the lines between family, friend, and foe. She may not have a place, but she is willing to fight for one.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,913 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M., OC
We Can Write the Song by dreamerslikeus reviews
Alex/Mer At some point you have to know the truth, have to realize what you really want in life, and once you do that everything begins to make sense. Spoilers Most of Season 12
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,570 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Alex K., Meredith G.
Silver Tongue by Shadow Hidden By The Moon reviews
Harry Potter was nothing like the world expected him to be. He's slowly changing the game of how the world works; exposing secrets, lies, and plots no one wanted to know about but will have no choice but to accept and silently growing a following to right so many wrongs. Harry/Tom pairing. Ron and Dumble bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 195,963 - Reviews: 2644 - Favs: 8,222 - Follows: 7,238 - Updated: 2/3/2018 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Was I That Gullible? by Theadosia57 reviews
Those bastard's, I'll get them back for this if it's the last thing I do. How could I be so blind? I was just an object for them to fight over, neither actually wanted or loved me! Twilight AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,372 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 9/30/2017 - [Bella, Jasper] [Peter, Charlotte] - Complete
Jesse's Girl by the wicked muse reviews
set before the events of the first movie, but not really connected to it. I got a wild idea one day to write a story about a girl from the Torreto's past that falls for Jesse and gets tangled in their world. I wrote this story almost a decade ago, so it's in desperate need of an edit, but this original deserves to be read before the edit happens. be kind, I'm a better writer now.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2018 - Complete
Second chances by slayer of destiny reviews
Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,870 - Reviews: 2570 - Favs: 9,816 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Witch Diaries by Kiera27 reviews
Harry was done with England, he needed somewhere new. Luckily the Potters liked to buy properties all over the world. What happens when Harry decides that Mystic Falls sounds like a good place to start over?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,549 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Harry P., Tyler L.
Loki Chose the Rarest of Them All by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Lily Evans was actually a deity. As Harry's Divine parent, she blessed him with her death. Now that Voldemort is defeated and Harry is of age, Lily will be able to formally claim him as hers and lead him into a bright future where he attracts the attention of a certain Norse God of Mischief. Loki never saw this storm coming when Harry caught his eye. AN: SLASH. Loki/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,412 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 5,602 - Follows: 6,683 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Loki, Harry P.] Lily Evans P.
Orion Zabini Potter by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry and Blaise are brought together by events that mean Harry has to flee Hogwarts, feelings develop and Harry's place in the war is in the balance. MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,622 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 5,411 - Follows: 3,655 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Light in the Darkness by mochastwocents reviews
After defeating Voldemort in the DOM, Harry learns that everything in his life had been a lie so he embarks on a new life in a new country, with a new mate. Upon learning their is more than one Dark Lord he's prophesied to defeat, Harry must learn to put his faith in others if he's going to overcome the darkness. Alpha/Beta/Omega AlphaMori OmegaHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,271 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
Lexia O'Connor Toretto by Irisflower101 reviews
Lexia O'Connor Toretto is Brian's adopted daughter after her parents failed to give her the life she needed. Now when Lexia is thrown into the mission of finding who murdered Letty, She will soon realize what it's like to have a family that cares about her. Takes place during the fourth movie.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 66,936 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Dom T., Brian O., Mia, OC
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 1,248 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 484,412 - Reviews: 4564 - Favs: 9,288 - Follows: 8,807 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 14,240 - Follows: 13,993 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Veela mates by slayer of destiny reviews
At Bill and Fleur's wedding Harry meets Fleur's cousin Lucien, a part Veela who Harry is instantly pulled towards and has a past as painful as Harry's own. Harry/OMC, sorry for my attempts at a French accent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,565 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Divine Happenstance by BuggyFiction reviews
Bella's life had always been a little strange; her flaky mother, her father in a cold weather area that she liked to avoid and a seemingly magical grandfather. Emancipated from both her parents at age 16, when her landlord's nephews come to town, her life starts to get even stranger.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 142,127 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Bella, Damon S., Kol M. - Complete
Miss P by Zanchev reviews
A one night stand leads to a solid friendship based on lewd jokes, good scotch, and refreshing honesty. A year or so later, things keep building and building and Dean's finding it hard to cope, so he turns to his lover, Harry, begging for guidance. Will Harry be able to help the Winchesters avenge their mom? and how is Harry connected to the Hunter Miss P?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,314 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Harry P., Dean W.] Hermione G., Draco M.
Feathers and Fireballs by Na'hiel reviews
While fleeing Death Eaters in the Department of Mysteries, Harry is drenched by not one, but two different potions, which he forgets about when Sirius is killed. The potions do not forget about him, however, and in the middle of the summer, Harry is transformed into something else. The transformation has disastrous consequences. Slash. See warnings inside the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,077 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 10/5/2017 - Published: 7/14/2016 - [Harry P., Regulus B., Severus S.] Voldemort - Complete
Her Name is Alice by Kuraki-chan reviews
They sent her away because she fought as hard as she could to prove that a vampire killed her family. She's finally back in Mystic Falls, waiting for a lead, when she falls under Damon Salvatore's radar. Everyone begs her to run but what was the point if she was already crazy? She was just the right amount of crazy to be his babydoll. And nobody hurt his babydoll.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/4/2017 - Published: 10/1/2017
Dragon bond by hadesgate51 reviews
adopted from Kindred01 Harry was at the Romanian Dragon Sanctuary, with Charlie when he meets Charlie mate, Yaoi, Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,244 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Slytherin Angel by Groffiction reviews
Harry comes into his inheritance and finds out that Severus Snape is his mate. With a new evil on the rise, and a new role to play, can both get past their differences and save the world yet again? Snarry creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,371 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,042 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 6,823 - Follows: 6,403 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Purrfect Life by misteeirene reviews
Harry learns the truth about his heritage after he is rescued by his godfathers. Can his family keep him safe from Dumbledore and all the dominates? Harry / Emmett. This will be slash, mentions abuse, Dumbledore bashing, creature inheritance, mpreg
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,492 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 3,870 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Harry P., Emmett - Complete
Even if You Miss (You'll Land Among the Stars) by eternalchange reviews
It had been a simple request. Retrieve the human immortal, one Harry Potter, from Midgard. But after a slew of failed attempts, it is up to Thor to fulfil his father's order and capture the elusive wizard.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,779 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Harry P., Thor]
Hadrian Romanoff and the Beginning by cabbieforhire reviews
Harry Potter was destined to do great things under incredible odds. Hadrian Romanoff was destined to do even greater. Taken in by the infamous Black Widow and raised alongside her merry band of fellows, Hadrian will return to the wizarding world and take it by storm.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,294 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 8/10/2016
Buried Secrets 3: Enter the Shadows by emeraldphoenix23 reviews
The conclusion to the series Buried Secrets. Bella now has Klaus trapped and is on the run from the others including Damon the one she has fallen for. She has to keep him and the others safe from Klaus, but lurking in the shadows there is something more sinister. Something that wants Bella and will stop at nothing. Relationships tested, loved ones lost the end has finally come.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,631 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Bella, Damon S., Klaus
The Dopplegangers Little Sister by XOXOIndianaEvansXOXO reviews
As Ava Gilbert copes with the death of her parents her life takes a dangerous turn. She is attacked by a man who knows her, or thinks he does. Does she have some kind of mystical connection to the blue eyed stranger? I own nothing. Slightly AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,085 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Damon S., Tyler L., OC
Past Returns by Rellik 01011993 reviews
Brian stayed with the Toretto crew after that last truck jacking over 12 months ago, but still hasn't told them much about his past. When Rome shows up it prompts some much needed conversations among Brian's new family. (Past Abused!Brian. Jesse lived and no one went on the run)(Reviews are always very welcome and much appreciated)
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/20/2017 - Dom T., Brian O., Jesse, Roman
Somewhat of Import by GirlDressedInBlack reviews
When Harry Potter is seven years old he finds an odd book in the library and soon after meets everyone's favourite clueless angel. From then on his life changes as he moves in with Jody, Claire and Alex and learns more about friendship, family and magic. Especially magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,745 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P., Castiel, Jody M., Rowena M. - Complete
Never mess with a Marines daughter by pamspet reviews
This is a bit of an alternate story line starting from when all the guys are in jail (including Opie). While incarcerated Tig finds out that his father is dead, left him a bundle of money and a peculiar sister who wants to get acquainted and as most people do wants to get away from her life. This story covers a little bit of everything in Charming. Mostly focused on the OC.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,042 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/19/2017 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Opie, Piney, Tig, Kozik
Bullet Proof by Lov.0R.Lus reviews
After nearly 18 months of being away on what was supposed to be an extended vacation, Desirae "Dez" Chambers finds herself in a world of shit and a bounty on her head with nowhere to turn but the home of her surrogate family, The Cody's.
Animal Kingdom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Craig C.
Silken Starlight by Poetgirl616 reviews
This is set around graduation. Things are going great in Forks! In a moment of magnificent epiphany, Bella makes a mad, rash and-perhaps-genius decision. Poly story. Banner designed and made by Fanficqueen306. Rewrite Posted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,718 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 6/16/2017 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
This We'll Defend by Dark Lady Eris reviews
The look of shock was hard to miss on every single person's face that was sitting at the table; he wasn't sure if the shock was from him suddenly showing up after 10 years in an Army uniform of all things, or if it was from his appearance. DOM/BRIAN DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Fast and the Furious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,468 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 200 - Published: 6/9/2017 - [Brian O., Dom T.] - Complete
Born From A Boombox by Ryn of Magic reviews
Adriana had a passion for dancing that was only rivaled by that of her brother, Robert Alexander III, or Moose. So going to NYU for dance is the obvious choice, right? Only... during her stay, Adriana learns what it means to be a Pirate. Luke/OC COMPLETE
Step Up - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,172 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Luke K., OC] - Complete
Raven by IamSlytherin reviews
au/ooc battle of Hogwarts in fifth year,school closed for year. Sirius dead Harry is sent back to Surrey but his Uncle having lost a lot of money to gambling forces Harry to work off his debts. Can Harry be rescued? warn slash/rape,mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,501 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 5/5/2017 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nameless, Faceless I'm Sorry by RealityXIllusion reviews
Takes place during the episode Nameless, Faceless when Foyet put Hotch in the Hospital and Reid got shot in the knee protecting Dr. Barton. Reid is left alone in the hospital while the rest of the team surrounds Hotch's bed, Reid knew he asked them to go to Hotch but that doesn't mean he feels any less abandoned.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,163 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Sam W., Dean W., A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
New Beginnings by IcePrincess13 reviews
Harry was forced into a marriage to Severus. Now finally after a year of a loveless marriage he found a way out. Now he must find is why through life alone and finally have the family he always wanted.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/18/2017 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
The Second Mate by Natalya Shae reviews
So, when Edward tries to leave Bella in the woods, Carlisle comes and claims her as his second Mate. Esme is still in the pic, Bella is family approved, Edward is a bit pissy he didn't get his way and that Carlisle gets the girl. More of a lemon one shot. Not all that great but I like the idea of the story...R/R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,779 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Bella, Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Real by orchestrafangirl123 reviews
Fukumoto Mitsu likes honesty and seeing the "real" person in front of her. She hates liars and frauds, and she would make it known to everyone. So, when she transferred to Ouran the on the honour scholarship, she knew there would be people that hid a truth, Kyoya being one of them. However, nobody knew that she would be able to read him so quickly, making him try to figure her out.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,583 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Kyōya O., OC] [Haruhi F., Tamaki S.] - Complete
Meet Uncle John by kirallie reviews
Due to an assignment Hary learns he has more family alive than he thinks. How will they react to suddenly being asked to care for him? And how exactly are they meant to keep their job a secret, after all this is Harry we're talking about. No pairings though mention of previous slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,796 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 4,763 - Follows: 6,124 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Andromeda T., Sam W., Dean W.
I Hate You, Right? (ABANDONED) by Horlo246 reviews
[ABANDONED] Bella is back to her childhood home of Forks, where she re-meets an old best friend turned bully who may or may not have imprinted on her. Not to mention Bella absolutely hates said bully. Rated M for language, dark themes, and safety. OOC & AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,131 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 10/8/2010 - [Bella, Paul]
Happenings of Love by Ryane-Foxx reviews
Voldemort is dead, and the Light have finally won. Never knowing what a real family or love felt like; Harry Potter sought only those things for his life. Finally having his family all together in 12 Grimmauld Place will lead Harry on an adventure where he will be more than surprised to find the love of his life. Rated M for eventual slash. Extra warnings at beginning of each chap
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,041 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 3/16/2017 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [Harry P., Remus L.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
Whispers in Shadows by meekobb reviews
Bella and Charlie move on from Forks to get away from the past, but really, she is only going further back. Almost immediately upon her arrival she begins experiencing things that she doesn't understand and scares her. Some potentially new friends makes suddenly awakens new instincts that questions what she believes she knew and her secrets. Damon/Bella.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,341 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 3/16/2017 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Bella, Damon S.] Stefan S., Klaus - Complete
Dark Moon by Seph7 reviews
After Bella's near death experience at the hands James, Edward's guilt overwhelms him, and he leaves, insisting she will be safer without him. His family are left behind to pick up the pieces, but will Bella survive the heartbreak? Nominated for an HRA!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,359 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
The Truth isn't What You Think by ChaoticNightofFlames reviews
Snape is sent to check up on Harry and finds him being abused by his muggle relatives. While they struggle to get through without killing each other, Harry will learn that the Dark Lord might not be what he thinks and perhaps the so called light isn't as Light as they claim. Bad Dumbles SSHH 37 new. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 77,425 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Family Dealing by kirallie reviews
AU. Slash. Harry's parentage is a bit more complicated than anyone ever told him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,119 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 3,175 - Follows: 3,280 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Sam W.] Remus L., Crowley - Complete
Love Sucks by Snake Eyes Hinton reviews
Ashlynn is new to LA, but not so much to the racing scene. Now she has to learn to walk the line between lying and doing what she was raised to do before she hurts herself, her mother, or her friends. Jesse/OC/Han/Gisele HAITUS
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Han, Jesse, Gisele H., OC
Southern Soldier Returning Home by bookworm1016 reviews
Harry Potter grew up with Jasper Whitlock and they joined the Confederate Army together at 15. Harry disappeared shortly before Jasper was turned, so why is his name coming up in a conversation in Forks High School?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,230 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Made to Be a Monster by coveryoureyes reviews
In 1914 Beatrix Lynch Mikaelson woke up on fire, alone, and without any memory of the last five years. But when Elijah is daggered nearly a century later in Mystic Falls the pieces of her life she had been compelled to forget return, including the memories of her husband. Now Bea is enraged, ruthless, and above all determined to get Kol out of his coffin.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,088 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Kol M., OC
Because of a Scar by abbymickey24 reviews
It's amazing how one thing can change everything. AU-Starts the summer between James's attack and Bella's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,634 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 3,677 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 6/23/2011 - [Bella, Jasper]
So Sang the Sun in Flight by Seoul81 reviews
For Harry, growing wings is just another freakish occurrence that he has to hide from his relatives. But when taking flight means running from volatile groups of wizards, angels, demons, and two brothers, he finds solace in being able to confide to Gabriel, the strange entity living inside his mind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Gabriel
Alternative Dawn by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry shows up to help the Cullen's fight against the Volturi, how does he know Carlisle? and if Harry was there how different would things go? will he stay? Harry/Jasper SLASH! Alice/? DISCONTINUED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,980 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 4,219 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Harry P., Jasper
The Wizard of Seattle Grace by Amiyrasmom reviews
Challenge response. Challenge was from the Challenge King. Harry Potter is head of psych at Seattle Grace Hospital. Challenge parameters are inside. Let me know what you all think of it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,052 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Callie T.
Rise of the Dark Angel by mykkila09 reviews
A HP/DM fic; Dark Harry. Starts after the DOM battle; when Harry loses Sirius, he decides to drop his act of being the naive golden boy and shows his true nature. What will happen to the Light, and the Wizarding World, as a result? DO NOT COPY TO ANOTHER SITE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 408,015 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 5,036 - Follows: 4,613 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L., Neville L.
Heavenly Demon by kirallie reviews
Up for Adoption AU. Eventual Slash, threesome with Wincest. Heaven's newest Archangel has been sent to help keep the Seals from breaking. He's not like the other angels, he actually likes Sam and he's keeping a rather big secret.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,148 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 3,176 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Harry P., Dean W., Sam W.] Michael - Complete
Something about love by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
what would live be like for bella after Edward left her, suddenly Paul imprints on her. will love for them be simple and easy, or complexe, and uncomfortable, and will Edward stay away for long after that. m for swearing and sex!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,106 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Poor Charlie by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
One night Bella is bored so Edward, and Bella play a game of truth or dare. but poor charlie is trying to sleep, but Bella just won't let him. Way better then it sounds, promise. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,984 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Twist in Destiny by IAMGinny reviews
AU: Voldemort won the first war. Harry grew up in a Rebel Camp. When Harry is captured during a routine scouting mission, they meet. And neither is expecting the outcome. Father/son story. Being rewritten on a new thread! On my profile! Better summary on rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,738 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Respites Never Last by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
Harry makes a deal with a demon in order to get rid of Voldemort once and for all. Jump forward a few years and Harry finds himself in America, land of the Hunters. He gets mixed up with the Winchesters, but hunting, demons, and magic aren't an ideal mix. Canon divergent. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 105,778 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 4/22/2013 - [Harry P., Sam W.] - Complete
Just Another Orphan by ValwithV reviews
Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter just another orphan. Without the scar on his forehead Harry is free to choose his own path. His Slytherin sorting is only the first surprise to his parents' old friends. Darkish themes. Dark!Harry. Rating could go up to M later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,405 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Neville L.
Black Fortunes by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
Harry breaks the mirror after the end of the war. He is sent back to 1975 and takes up the mantle of Lord Peverell. He hopes to turn around the tragic Black family story. How? By getting newly widowed Lord Orion Black to fall in love with him. SLASH, Mpreg, Time-Travel, mild Character Bashing. Orion Black/Harry Potter, sub!Harry COMPLETE 11/25!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 3028 - Favs: 10,136 - Follows: 7,789 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [Harry P., Orion B.] [Lucius M., Sirius B.] - Complete
Crazy Stupid Love by SapphirexMoonlight reviews
Cassandra Forbes, older sister to Caroline Forbes, has returned to Mystic Falls shortly after graduating from college. When she catches the eye of a certain original hybrid, much to her family and friends' horror and disdain, she will have decide: heed their advice, or follow her own path and give a cold-hearted killer a chance. Klaus/OC, Starts at the beginning of Season 3
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 177,160 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - [Klaus, OC] Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
A Wizard's Fairytale by reviewgirl911 reviews
AU: The Potters survive the attack but are convinced by Dumbledore to put Harry with the Dursleys. 5 yrs later, an abused Harry is rescued by his godmother. What will happen when he shows up at Hogwarts 11 yrs later to compete at the TWT? Abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,564 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 4,099 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Behavioural Analysis by wereleopard reviews
Tony is tired of people assuming he has no brains, because of his Phys Ed Degree. He decides to do long distance learning. He sees a seminar run by Dr Spencer Reid, the two become friends. The BAU comes up with a case that could eventually include naval personnel, Spencer knows who to contact. SLASH Anti Ziva Anti McGee
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,910 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 6/24/2014 - [Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs] [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
I'm Not Half As Bad As What You've Been Told by Spark Plug x reviews
Xavier was sent to Ouran to 'straighten' himself out under the watchful eyes of his cousin, Renge. He has no desire to be the CEO of his father's company, and would rather be in a band with his friends, doing what he enjoys. He has no interests, except drinking, sex, and music, until he comes to Ouran and gets tripped up by a certain twin. MaleOCXHikaru (rewrite of KKLMA!)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 174,486 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H., Hikaru H., OC - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7217 - Favs: 15,778 - Follows: 11,994 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Who I am Inside by SpencerRemyLvr reviews
A witch's curse turns Spencer Reid from a 'he' to a 'she' and now, with the witch dead, there's only one person he can call on. A friend and sometimes-lover, Sam Winchester, who he's known since their respective college days. Will the boys be able to help Spencer or will she be stuck like this forever? (tags and warnings listed inside)
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,261 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Sam W., Gabriel, S. Reid - Complete
Legendary Heritage by Sparks94 reviews
How will Bella handle bikers, territorial street wars and anything else the SOA can throw her way? Well, she isn't going be sitting around looking pretty that's for sure. Its time for Bella to get her hands dirty. SOA style. AU, OOC Bella. Newmoon and pre season one. No Tara!
Crossover - Twilight & Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,175 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Bella, Abel T., Jax
Be Together by Soadarlin reviews
Tragedy has Alexis "Lexie" Teller-Grant flying cross country to be with her family. Will coming home be the answer she was looking for or will it only cause more questions? :::: All original pairings, no Tara bashing. Rating may change. Your support will decide how long this story will be. Read and Review.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,057 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Jax, Tara, OC
Raguel by Astiar reviews
This is Not a tale of Harry Potter. How could it be when he died at just 15 months old? Neither is this a tale of adventure. This is not about romance or coming of age. No. This is a tale of breaking the law. Of pissing off justice. Of betraying a brother. This is the story of Raguel and his rise from the ashes. And his struggle to regain his home and reunite the heavens
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,481 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Harry P., Sam W.
Mark Me by Astiar reviews
Each person has a soul mate. When a child turns six the first letter of their soul mate's name appears. These letters are an acronym of their personality. Harry's mark changes the course of history and sets him on the path a building an unusual patchwork family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,171 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 3/18/2016 - [Harry P., Fred W.] [Bill W., OC]
After Death by Falling Tenshi reviews
Sequal to The Feel of Feelings Rewrite. Harry/Ray is back, Hermione/Mia is getting married, Daimien is sexy, and the elves are pissy. Or: Ray has changed after killing Voldemort but then so has Mia; enough so, that they still see eachother as sibilings, but not nessicarally best friends. And they elves aren't happy with either of them, and plan to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Harry P., OC] Hermione G.
The Sisterhood of Mystic Falls by njeha reviews
Could a child be brought up in all the supernatural drama happening in Mystic Falls?The four best friends shake things up and changes events from happening. What if Caroline had friends other than Elena and Bonnie?Read about how a Salvatore, a Fell, a Lockwood and a Forbes change things for the better and deal with everything supernatural, kicking it's ass. But what about the baby?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,226 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Stefan S., Damon S., Klaus, OC
Call me Diablo by Little Karma reviews
A Girl from the gangs childhood, is living her own Fast and Furious life...No matter what her father says. it is just who she. Rated for safety
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 118,348 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 8/5/2009
Werewolves: Imprints and Drama by Werehorse23 reviews
What I Bella was a werewolf and one of the Pack imprinted with her. While Jake finds out she's his twin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Bella, Embry
Isabella Marie LestrangeSnape by Brittaannyy.Noel reviews
After the break up with Edward, Bella thinks it's time to go home in the wizarding world. She finds love in a fellow Slytherin, and what will she do when she sees the Cullens? My summaries always suck so please read, you'll find it interesting!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,604 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Draco M., Bella
Sometimes, Dreams Can Come True by katandjasper reviews
Bella never falls in love with Edward. She is 19 years old, and she has been running for almost 10 years. Who is she running from, Maria. She ends up running right into Jasper's arms. Not really good with summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 305,108 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
When You Say Nothing At All by Hanna Smith reviews
Ruthie Lahote was named after her great-grandmother, she is Paul's sister and she has selective muteism. What makes her the ideal girl to be brought into pack life? and will a certain wolf be able to help her in her quest to find her voice? FLUFF
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Embry, Paul
My Dark Hunter by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Severus receives a letter which surprises him, with vengeance in his mind he goes to get the two people wronged just as much as him. Can they be what they should have been? or will they never be able to recover from the betrayals? maybe a new start was what they needed, going to America seemed like the best thing. There they meet the Cullen's. SLASH Jasper/Harry DISCONTINUED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,441 - Reviews: 3050 - Favs: 3,506 - Follows: 4,462 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Edward
I AM a Princess by kuroaiko2014 reviews
Haruhi is tired of being thought of as a second class citizen. She's just about ready to let the world know who she really is. **do not own OHSHC**
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
The Third Winchester Brother by IzzyDelta reviews
Team Gibbs head out on a case only find a cabin full of sulphuric stench. Tony, being the elder half-brother of our favourite pair of hunters, calls them in to help out. Nothing too bad could happen could it? See disclaimer on profile page
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dean W., Sam W.
A Gift by Lady Ioli reviews
Harry Potter has come into a mysterious inheritance and has ended up with not one but two mates. As a mysterious creature, how will he survive the sudden change? How will he deal with mates such as his? Will he be accepted or rejected? (Under MAJOR Revision)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,709 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M.]
In Sickness and in Health by misteeirene reviews
At the end of Harry's 5th year he defeats Voldemort. After finding out that he has cancer and his friends turn their backs on him, Harry runs away to Forks Washington. Harry / Carlisle, slash, possible Mpreg, mention of past abusive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,939 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 4,690 - Follows: 3,403 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
Neon Light by meekobb reviews
After the events of her eighteenth birthday, the Cullens cruelly devised a plan to sequester Bella away in a magically sealed asylum far away in Louisiana. There, she learns more about the supernatural world, when a year later, two new admissions include her in their escape. The Mikaelsons take her under their protection but soon discover there is more to meets the eyes with Bella.
Crossover - Twilight & Originals - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,867 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 11/22/2015 - [Bella, Elijah M.] Klaus M., Freya M.
Someone To Watch Over Me by creeveylover reviews
Kurt Hummel protects his loved ones, even if it means hiding his own pain. Enter Harry Potter, who makes it his business to take care of him, in every way. WARNINGS: Slash, Top Harry, Bottom Kurt, Mpreg, NON BLAINE FRIENDLY. EWE for HP verse, compliant with Glee thru S4 ep 15
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,454 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013
Another Side Of Me by Em-x. everlasting reviews
Bella gets a call from Damon. At the end she says, 'I love you' and that was all Rosalie needed to get the others to believe that Bella is cheating on Edward. Including Edward himself! Bella moves back to Mystic Falls and things get crazy. Why was Damon pleading for her to come home in the first place? And what does it have to do with a certain Original?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Bella, Damon S., Jeremy G., Klaus
We're The Bad Guys by Pandora0814 reviews
"Guess times haven't changed even in the DSS, still can't think for yourselves." I said to Hobbs, remembering how I used to be just like him. Taking orders but never trusting my own gut. A mistake my team and I made that cost them their lives. (Follows movies but a little time fillers between moves.) [Hobbs/OC]
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,914 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 8/11/2015 - [L. Hobbs, OC] Dom T., Brian O.
A Break in the Pattern by Kiaranassimu reviews
Harry Potter has been lied to from the time he was born. He was never Lily and James's son. He belongs to a whole different family, a whole different world. And that world has just found out that he exists. Harry, meet your twin brother, Dean Winchester. New extended summery on Chapter Eight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Dean W.
my big bad wolf by millymollymanda reviews
When bella goes to see jake she just wants answers but will she get more than she wanted? Will she let her self fall in love again or not? imprint story Bella&Sam OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,008 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Bella, Sam
Come Starlight by Geale reviews
The Committee for Extraordinary and Unprecedented Magical Achievements has decided to grant Harry Potter one Wish. Sirius!returns fic. Harry/Sirius SLASH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,205 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Devil May Care by Bertie Bott reviews
When Bobby receives some bad news he drops everything in order to save his niece, Bella Swan. Together with Sam and Dean, they learn that though they'd tried to shield her from the supernatural it seems she's been surrounded by it her whole life – more than even she knows. Set in season 5 of Supernatural, 3 years after New Moon. New Moon AU.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,180 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Sam W., Bella] Dean W., Bobby S.
N2O by SociallyAwkwardHumanAnomaly reviews
Two years before Sean came to Tokyo, Jett Toretto was the new kid on the block, Dominic Toretto's baby cousin; who has the Toretto touch when it comes to cars. Her fathers death leaves her in Japan stuck with the last man she wants to depend on. Han/OC
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,653 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Han
A Thing with Feathers by Rose Basilisk007 reviews
When Harry is left at the Dursley's after 5th year, his world has been tilt upside down with revelations. He finds himself alone and in dark times; twistedly re-living his childhood. Then, as all hope seems gone, a thing with feathers flutters back into his life. Contains: light-bashing, abuse, slash-HP/LV/TMR, MPreg later. Don't Like, Don't Read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,341 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
My Bundle of Joy by Taze Like Darcy reviews
Bella is kidnapped and leaves her daughter in the care of an old lady and her daughter. Spencer is forced to tell a secret he has long since kept to save the woman he loves and take care of his baby girl as he tries to search for his beloved
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 3/7/2015 - S. Reid, Bella
Only You by Wordy Blackbirdy reviews
'Tom would do anything for Harry. Anything from innocent as sneaking them out in the middle of the night - right under the nose Mrs. Cole's nose; the orphanage matron - for Harry to enjoy the first snowfall of the year; to making Cindy Crawford's puppy 'disappear' because she made Harry cry.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,129 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Shifting Sands, Swirling Sea by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
The summer before fourth year, Harry, Hermione, and Sirius live together in wizarding France. The impact of all they learn there becomes clear when Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Intelligent!Submissive!Harry. Cultured!Submissive!Hermione. Mature!Lord!Sirius. DM/HP. VK/HG. Traditional Courtship, Some Politics, Some Action, Evil Voldemort, Manipulative Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,184 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 2,875 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Viktor K.]
What Do I Stand For by mmjayy1987 reviews
Gabriella Toretto lives the life of a street racer, after watching her father die she promised she would never get behind the wheel. That is until he brother is arrested. She turns to the street life to block it out, to let it go. Who will save her? And who will destroy her? Premovie. Sequel up London and Furious.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 175,099 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Dom T., Mia, OC - Complete
Ohana Means Nobody Gets Left Behind by Dreamwind1 reviews
HP/Hawaii Five-O - SLASH-Steve x Danny - A surprising accident leads to Harry finding out he has a family waiting for him in paradise.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,941 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 12/27/2011 - [Steve M., Danny W.] Harry P.
Nothing Else Matters by Alethea27 reviews
What if Severus took custody of Harry Potter within a month after he was dumped on the Dursley's doorstep by Dumbledore? Dumbledore, James and Sirius bashing. Please read and review. This story is AU and NOT canon-compliant. Image courtesy of Adahy 04.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,399 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Finding My Family: The Beginning of the end! by Southern AnnaBelle reviews
This story is marked complete, but this is actually not fully finished. I am putting the story on a permanent hiatus and will accordingly change when I decide what to do with this story. Thank you for understanding and please see my bio for more information.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
Damon's Little Girl by Southern AnnaBelle reviews
This story is marked complete, but this is actually not fully finished. I am putting the story on a permanent hiatus and will accordingly change when I decide what to do with this story. Thank you for understanding and please see my bio for more information.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
Anarkia by Naia reviews
Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,637 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 6,240 - Follows: 6,539 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
Rifles and Ravens by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Dean made a Deal to save Sam. What he didn't know was that the snarky Brit who showed up was no demon, but a wizard who was pretty ticked off at Heaven. He's sold his freedom to a snarky librarian who lives in the old Men of Letters bunker. Meet Raven, a wizard who's chosen a life of exile...until the angel who ruined his life makes an appearance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,434 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 3,889 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W.
Partners in Crime: Ride or Die by ramzgurl reviews
Dom and Sara are back in the exciting sequel to Fast and Furious: Partners in Crime! After 5yrs of being on the run Dom and Sara find themselves back in L.A. to avenge the death of a family member. Along the way they encounter old friends, meet new ones, and uncover a web of lies that runs deeper than they could have imagined. Will they Ride, or will they Die?
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,201 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Dom T., OC
Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives with her abusive father, Charlie, after the death of her mother. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's secrets, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,581 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Sam's sister by TwIlIgHtLuVeR1994 reviews
Sam has a little sister. She is dumped on his doorstep and he is stuck with a fifteen year old girl.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,213 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Sam
Time To Change by ViciousVixen178 reviews
[Sequel to the story 'Broken']. Harry and Severus now have to live with the consequences of their relationship. After a huge sacrifice on Harry's part, are they able to work things out between themselves and the law to be with each other again or has Harry's new friends pushed him down a dark path? [Warnings: Mentions of alcohol, sex, abuse, a pinch of Dark!Harry, and slash].
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 125,951 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 7/17/2015 - [Harry P., Severus S.]
Home Again by samsjazz reviews
Stopped from jumping off the cliff, Bella and Jacob soon begin a relationship but a mistake makes Bella flee. She returns months later with danger hot on her heels to seek the protection of the pack for her and the surprise she brings with her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 250,140 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Enough by JazzyBoHart6 reviews
S2 AU: Kurt's had enough. Enough of people not caring about his feelings, enough of being forgotten & overlooked. So when Kurt's family forget's his 17th birthday, it's the last straw for him, he pack's his bags & takes up his grandmother's offer to live in Paris for a few months, where he meets Sebastian Smythe. Kurt-Centric not Rachel, Mercedes or Blaine -friendly. Kurtbastian
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,626 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
The Woodnymph by BuggyFiction reviews
For centuries, the woods around mystic falls kept a secret. One that a Salvatore learned as a child. When she starts making her presence more known, her own secrets begin slipping out as she becomes busy protecting those she come to care for over the years. Bella/Kol
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,935 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Bella, Damon S., Kol M. - Complete
Hybrid by vanessa97 reviews
Bellas mom had a lot of mythical origins her dad was a la Push shape shifter when they die and she leaves to the la Push what will happen to the girl who has felt so unloved all her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,562 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Sam
Something Honorable This Way Comes by ilovemori9 reviews
Kyoya and Haruhi are dating. She thought it was despite what his father would think but what happens if she finds out it was his fathers idea all along? And will she accept the comfort and protection of the most silent former host? (Rated M for language and sexual interactions, nothing too graphic) haruhixmori
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 162,799 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] Kyōya O.
Becoming Lord Potter-Black by Dolceconbrio reviews
On his sixteenth birthday, Harry gets a letter that tells him that there is more about being the Heir to the House of Potter than he thinks. There are certain rules and etiquettes to follow. He learns that not everything is as simple as it seems and decides that he will do everything he can to create choices for everyone. Mild Dumbledore-bashing. No pairing Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,113 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 3,423 - Follows: 4,399 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Harry P.
Bella's Secret by Contradictation reviews
Bella's has a secret that she never told the Cullens. What if she was adopted by Charlie and Renee. Who is her Real Parents, and why is Bella avoiding the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,522 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Demetri - Complete
Demon King Daddy by Dark Sea Kitten reviews
Harry trusted Dumbledore. Now he lost his godfather, his friends, and is has been tossed into the middle of not only the Wizard War, but the end of the world. Thankfully he has his real father to back him up. HP/SPN. M/M, MPreg
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,263 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Harry P., Dean W.] [Crowley, James P.]
Bureau Boarding School by StoryTimez reviews
Spencer Reid is the new kid at Bureau Boarding School, a school made for the rich. After getting in on a scholarship, he meets people with secrets as dark as his own, people who will become the closest friends he's ever had. Moreid. R/M. Characters include (but are not limited to): DM, SR, AH, EP, PG, DR, ES. High school au
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,953 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 5/27/2015 - D. Morgan, D. Rossi, S. Reid
Real Life Sucks by Cheezels reviews
"In short, this class is going to teach you to survive life." Professor McGonagall thinks she's come up with a brilliant idea. There are several hundred students who disagree. PARODY (of sorts)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,144 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Praeparet Bellum (Prepare for War): Year I by kaceydj5555 reviews
The ultimate betrayal sends 17 year old Harry Potter spiraling 6 years into the past, deaged to 11, but retaining his young adult memories of the brutal 2nd Wizarding War. Determined to end the war before it starts, a war-torn Harry is Slytherin! Grey! Independent! Powerful! and Cunning! Includes Mentor!Snape, Hufflepuff!Neville, and Sexually Confused!Draco ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,823 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Neville L.
What Keeps Us Together by CiLeeVi reviews
A wedding, two pregancies, and a familiar face. How will Dom and Evie handle their already rocky relationship when a baby is thrown in the picture? New chapter Aug 30th
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,621 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Dom T., OC] [Brian O., Mia]
Danger Magnet by etraxler reviews
Set during New Moon. The Cullens leave and Bella eventually finds herself in need of help... again. She ends up with the vampires she least expected... SORRY! I really suck at summaries. eventually M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 138,437 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 199,424 - Reviews: 5718 - Favs: 8,084 - Follows: 9,150 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Return of the JubliAdder Elves by LostDragonSoul95 reviews
A morose Harry - fresh from his Fifth year at Hogwarts - comes into a highly unusual creature inheritence on his sixteenth birthday. Follow Harry as he rediscovers the magical world through new eyes, and learns some horrifying and astonishing truths. H/S HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,860 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Harry P., Seamus F.
Replaceable by StarSwathi reviews
Kurt's life spirals out of his control but he finds help in the unlikeliest people.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 184,005 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
The Soul Guardian by mysecretthoughts reviews
What if Ron wasn't the first Weasley Harry befriended? How would that change life of the boy who lived? Mostly made up of correspondence between the two as Harry enters his first year of school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,926 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 3,453 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Charlie W., Harry P.
Music, Life, and Embry by cityofmyheart reviews
Kanti is a 17 year old girl that desires to live life happily. Gradually, it seems that the people she cares about the most walk out of her life. She has to make a drastic change to move across the country from Jersey to La Push. Will the new people in her life leave her too, particularly a native La Push guy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,362 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Embry
Multiple Masters by You're All So Vacant reviews
Alternate Universe, where Harry, Draco, Lucius, Severus, Rodolphus, Bill, Remus and Tom are all living together.Harry and Draco are submissives. Will be SnarryLu, Tom/Draco Rodolphus/Hermione Bill/Rem/?. BDSM D/S, multiple partners, exhibitionism.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,519 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Rodolphus L.
Veela heart by slayer of destiny reviews
Another Lucius veela story but I hope this is different. Harry discovers in an unusual way that Lucius is a veela and he is his mate. He has to decide what type of relationship he wants with Lucius while coping with his own veela protective urges.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,035 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 5,437 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Fast Six- My Story: The Sequel by deidaralover1234 reviews
Now that the gang are finally done with the job in Rio, Han and Bree get word that Mia had the baby. A visit that changes things, with a new job that the gang is needed for, who is this woman that shows up to join the crew Will Han and Bree stay together? Or will she change things? And who is this man from Bree's past? I don't own the plot line for Fast and the Furious 6 just OCs.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Han, OC
Saving angels by slayer of destiny reviews
Kali gives Gabriel a little more time, its a race to find a way to heal him when two unusual guests show up on Bobby's doorstep that may be able to give Team Free Will a chance, saving their two angels in more than one way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,998 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Castiel
The Second Choice by CandyCoatIt reviews
Everyone loved Amelia Gilbert, but no one could ever be in love with her. Not with younger sister Elena Gilbert throwing herself at the face of danger. Amelia is tired of being forgotten. But due to circumstances she will find herself in an unlikely romance with an Original. And even more unlikely friendships with Mystical Falls most hated Vampires. UNDER CONSTRUCTION!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,812 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [OC, Elijah] Damon S.
Fractured Marionette by BuggyFiction reviews
[DARK FIC] He believed ending a nearby vampire community was a political move. Klaus never expected his brother to bring home a stray from in a bleeding heart decision. Just what had these creatures done to this broken, young woman who never experienced a normal, human life? And how did he have a hand in her life before he even met her?
Crossover - Twilight & Originals - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,455 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Bella, Klaus M. - Complete
How Bad Do You Want It? by scribblernamedmeg reviews
Shannon would do anything to help her friends, as long as they answered one question with total honesty. When her friends ask her to help a friend of theirs, she asks the same question only to get a reply she'd never heard before. "I'd give my life for this." At that, she knew she'd better buckle up, things were gonna get crazy.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2015
Sanctuaire by BuggyFiction reviews
On a class trip to New Orleans, Bella stumbles upon history like she never anticipated. Learning about one's self is never easy, but discovering new things is always an adventure to true independence. Witch!Kol/Bella pairing.
Crossover - Twilight & Originals - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,135 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 2/10/2015 - [Bella, Kol M.] - Complete
This Left Feels Right by Bertie Bott reviews
Sometimes life throws you a curve ball right when you need it most. Damon is asked to visit an old friend by someone he can't say no to. When he gets to Forks, though, it's not a family of vampires he finds waiting for him, but an angry girl who just might give his life the new direction he's been seeking...
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,680 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [Bella, Damon S.] - Complete
Revenge I by meekobb reviews
Alaric receives word that his older half brother is dead and heads out to Forks to help plan the funeral arrangements with his niece. During his visit, strange events occur that are too familiar, making him call in reinforcements. When he learns the girl his brother left behind is the target, he can't help but question how much she really knows.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,768 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Bella, Damon S., Alaric S.
Thawing out the numbness by KaitieEM reviews
Hailey's life took an abrupt turn for the worst when her Dad left. When she gets a new job at the La Push Diner and meets the most volatile of the wolves will she be able to resist the irrational feelings she has for this complete stranger? Will Paul be able to have enough patience to get past his imprint's hurt and insecurities?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,219 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [Sam, Emily] Leah, Paul
Something to Hope For by meekobb reviews
Bella was saved by a strange vampire that day in the clearing. After developing an odd friendship with the mysterious man, they learned that they were both very broken souls, lost on their paths. When she is abandoned by her friends who once protected her, she is left with no one but hope in a man who once saved her life. Maybe they can save each other along the way. Bella/Damon AU
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,266 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Bella, Damon S.] - Complete
Firework by KusanoSaku reviews
For all his apparent forgiveness of Ron for abandoning him, he's incapable of forgetting. The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to grow up and changed the way he looked at things as well as what he focused on. Complete AU from the day of the Third Task.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,066 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M.
Mind the Sharp Edges by silver drip reviews
"I can picture you right now you know. I'd wager anything that you're biting that plump lower lip of yours." On the other end of the line I heard Bella gasp. My grin became wider. I instinctively knew that no matter what I said I couldn't scare her away, not after what we did in the dressing room. Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 36,201 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Bella, Jasper]
Licking Flames by See.Seoullie.Read reviews
The Toretto team has returned to find Brian. What they don't expect is to find him in Chicago with a whole new life. A dependent brother and a resentful brother along with a shop and enemies to boot. How will things mesh? *Crossover with Chicago Fire big time and even some Chicago PD crossover!* Rated M just to be safe for further chapters.
Crossover - Fast and the Furious & Chicago Fire - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,938 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Dom T., Brian O., M. Casey, K. Severide
My True Family by SlashAddict4Life reviews
Harry finds out about his messed up life. Will he like the changes? read and find out. This is SLASH if you're not a fan then I don't even know why your reading it. Will have Mpreg
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,228 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Lucius M., OC, Leroy Jethro Gibbs] Harry P.
Repercussions (of a one night stand) by Von reviews
It's just one of those things that happens. But now John has a third (fourth) son, who is too mute for any of their comfort and trailing a shadow of evil behind him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,973 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 3,760 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., John W., Dean W., Sam W.
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 3097 - Favs: 8,324 - Follows: 6,179 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Master of Death by SalazarMorfinGaunt reviews
Summary: Death looked at Harry James Potter with pity. He was only 4 years old and he was dead. He died by the abuse he suffered from his uncle. Death saw a lot of people die, but there was something about the child he recognized. It looked as if the Peverall brothers were combined. Death did something odd, atleast odd in mortal ways, he sent him to an Alternate Dimension.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 7/1/2015
Order of the Dragon by mindofemmette reviews
When Harry Potter starts coming into his full wizarding powers too early, what better way to stabilize his magic than a full marriage bond? But certain Weasley brothers can't stand to see Harry manipulated any longer, and suddenly plans change. Eventual Harry/Charlie, Fred/George, Sirius/? Begins after fourth year, but only VERY loosely follows plot after that point. (Being Edited)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 342,576 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 4,224 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Very Bad Boys by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Sometimes it gets to the point where you have to stand up for yourself and take charge of your life. Even at the cost of everything else. Time Turner abuse. Crack. Banter. OCs. Plotting. Teenage Dark Lords. Who knew being bad felt so good? Disclaimer: This is a FANFICTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,508 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Draco M., OC
Exit Freeway Right, Accompanied by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Vince's sudden, darkly amused laughter cut him off. "Mia? You think any of that was about Mia?"
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,258 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 5/19/2011 - [Brian O., Vince] Letty - Complete
No Obvious Truths by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is a very sick young boy, and Arabella Figg is one desperate woman. With Dumbledore ignoring her, she has no choice but to take drastic measures to ensure the child's survival. So she goes to the one person who might have a hope in hell of helping her. Severus Snape. Even she couldn't foresee the consequences of his help. TMR/LM eventual TMR/LM/HP when he's older. ON HOLD!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,339 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 3,900 - Follows: 4,268 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Tom R. Jr.
SeeYouAgain by NYCBaby13 reviews
Instead of Giselle/Han, it's OC/Han. Starts during Fast5. Everyone knows about the famous Brian O'Connor, but only some know about his baby sister Jaelene. Brian gives her a call when he needs her help with some business. Will she agree to help and see some old friends? Will the team welcome her? I own nothing but Jaelene and future OC's. Sequal to The O'Connor Siblings.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,220 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [OC, Han] [Brian O., Mia] - Complete
Snake Child by GoddessofMadness reviews
Sequel to Werewolf Child. Shadow Lupin-Black is back for his 4th year at Hogwarts, but, is it all going to go as well as planned? Family drama, new relationships, and the Triwizard Tournament all play major roles for young Shadow. 2nd of the Child Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,257 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Step to the Edge by Cuinawen reviews
In Denver, while Kol is watching Jeremy at his brother's request an unlikely comradeship is formed. Then Kol also meets Bella, and every rule is thrown out the window as the three bond in love and friendship. Bella/Kol pairing, Bella/Jeremy friendship *Mature Content*
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,152 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Bella, Kol M.] Jeremy G.
Old friends, New Love by Reject's Angel reviews
Dom returns home for a special day to get a blast from the past and is forced to make a life changing decision. Dom/OC
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,432 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Dom T.
Life With Kylie by Mrs.Spencer Reid1 reviews
Kylie Thomas grew up as a hunter. She was raised on the road by her mother. At sixteen she comes home from a hunt to find her mother dead and the BAU investigating her murder but she knows they won't find anything. Then she's told she must live with the brother she didn't know she had and he's a Fed. Desperate, she calls the only person she knows will help her, Dean Winchester.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,363 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014
Never Really Human by cullensbabymama7 reviews
Done playing human, Bella leaves Forks behind after Edward breaks up with her. Moving on Bella decides to go visit her friend Stefan Salvatore, or at least that was her plan. After arriving to surprise him, she, herself gets a surprise when she finds out he's left town with a certain Hybrid... leaving her with Damon & to put up with the others.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,764 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Bella, Klaus, Stefan S.
The Push and Pull of Things by Cuinawen reviews
While Kol is on the Other Side he develops an unlikely relationship with Isabella. Now, with Niklaus and Elijah's help, she may be the key to his return. Is New Orleans ready for it? Family and Love above all else… Bella/Kol... Mature content
Crossover - Twilight & Originals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,800 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Bella, Kol M.] Klaus M., Elijah M.
A Family Triad by elizabeth.barnes.3511 reviews
Bill and Charlie must share a mate. Will Harry let them into his heart? non-epilogue compliant. Bashing: Dumbledore, Molly Weasley, Ron Weasley Adopted! crislovesjames
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Harry P., Bill W., Charlie W.
A Hunters Heart by NevermoretheRaven37 reviews
We never knew much about Bella's past, apart from having lived with her mother in Phoenix and apparently having never loved anyone before coming to Forks. But what if she had? What if she had been a Hunter and had fallen in love with non-other than Dean Winchester? Things go a little odd from there and Bella may have to make a life changing decision. Adopted from XxShadowDragonxX
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,404 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bella, Charlie S.
Halloween Kisses and Snakes by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter has come back to Hogwarts and has changed, with new friends, a new look and an invitation to stay at Malfoy Manor for Halloween what is the boy to do? Stalking, Drunks, Proposals and Madness. HP/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,079 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 2,076 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Wandering Animagus by Kat100666 reviews
The Dark Side bring back a puppy instead of Potter, so now what will they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,580 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P.
What Everyone Didn't Know by zyphoracutie reviews
Updated 06/3/2015 - AU, Harry is in his sixth year at Hogwarts when he finds out some long kept secrets about him and his family. A father and a sibling return from out of nowhere to reveal the truths about his past and his life. OoTP Compliant! Slash SSJP FWHP GWOC GWDM RWSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,607 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Fred W.
We Own It by Whedonista93 reviews
Clan Toretto takes in a racer from Brian and Rome's past, and decide to keep her despite the trouble she brings, because you never turn your back on family. Excerpt: "Who is she?" Dom asked. "Brian with tits." Rome answered around a mouthful of hamburger. One look from Mia and his mouth snapped shut. "Family." Brian answered.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,788 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Dom T., OC - Complete
Teddy Bear Rewritten by VoidInkSplatters reviews
AU, Harry is a year younger then Tom and is living in the same orphanage. Tom vows to protect Harry and everything that he does is for himself and Harry. How will this change Tom's view of the world? Will he still have the same future as the Dark Lord Voldemort or will Harry help shape the world into a better future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,636 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Discovering Magic by The Artistic Fool reviews
At dinner before the World Cup, Bill does something strange that shocks and angers Molly. What did he do? Why does it make Ron think he's a Dark Wizard? Harry asks these questions and more as he slowly learns things he never knew about Magic, and comes to know and count on Bill during his trying 4th year, and beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,945 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Harry P., Bill W.
What Have I Done? by DayDreamer4693 reviews
My first story! Charlotte meets the team in high school and gets wrapped up into their world! Enjoy and Review!
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Dom T., OC
Not so broken by allie23o reviews
Bella is sick of everyone thinking she is this doll that can break at any time. What happen one night that she is walking home alone in dark and Paul pick her up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,977 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Custody by SnapeRulesMaraudersDrool reviews
AU/OOC Voldemort was defeated in the graveyard. Sirius is a free man, and he and Remus are ready to take Harry home. But Albus shocks them with the arrival of a surprise couple. A heated custody dispute ensues, will Harry ever be the same. warn slash/mprg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,714 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Complete
Slow and Steady Wins the Race by Magirus reviews
"I had to race twenty-four freaking hours to get you out of it and all you can do is shrug?" She asked playfully," I could've spent that money upgrading my car, but no, it all went to paying off your debt, you dirty money launderer."
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,636 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Han
Getting Back to Myself by DeadGrlSprStr666 reviews
Bella has had it with Edward, she dumps him before the party and starts getting back to who she really is. She's friends with Jake, will meet the Pack and become an Imprint. Story is rated M for mild drug use, graphic language and sexual content!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 196,883 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/29/2010 - [Bella, Sam] - Complete
Every Wolf's Bane by blade-of-the-shadows reviews
Two men, both believing they are damaged beyond repair, meet through seemingly unlikely circumstances. Both want nothing more than a family, though one is a lot more obvious about it, but they can't help but believe that they aren't worthy. Through trial and error, together Harry and Fenrir learn that at some point their pasts will stop chasing them and peace can be found. ONHIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,679 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Harry P., Fenrir G.]
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 5321 - Favs: 13,661 - Follows: 13,768 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Wingman by Hiphopangel1221 reviews
Brian and Alex have been friends since they were little kids. All Brian talks about is a girl who works in the small store attached to Toretto's. As a friend, She plays his wingman. I suck at summaries!
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,875 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Brian O., Mia] [Dom T., OC] - Complete
New beginnings by unfortunateblessings reviews
When Harry moved to the sleepy little town of Lima he didn't know what to expect. But this new life could be good. It could be great.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,227 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H., Puck
Two Teams, One Agent by dwinchester'sgirl88 reviews
Sometimes the past comes back when you least expect it and bites you in the ass. Anthony DiNozzo just wished that someone or something had given him a heads up before it did. Now he's stuck in the middle. Tibbs slash with some mentions of Moreid.
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,543 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.] A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan - Complete
Divine Providence by Ayah Papaya reviews
From the moment he saw her, Edward knew that she was no ordinary human. The last of her kind had disappeared over 90 years ago. Can Edward help Bella reconnect with her past, and fulfill an ancient prophecy? With the Cullens' help, can she destroy the Volturi and save mankind from certain destruction?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 192,711 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe it was Fate by sweetkiwi604 reviews
MacKenna is Leon's little sister, Jesse's best friend and Mia's shopping buddy. So when she leaves NY to see them in LA is it just a visit or is she running? And who will she open up to?
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,515 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Vince, Leon, Jesse - Complete
The Lies I've Told by caza812 reviews
Is Isabella Who she says she is or is she nothing of the sort. When her past comes back to get her will her love for her imprint push away her family and everything she has every known.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Dean W., Bella
Broken Bonds by unmanageable1 reviews
When Jacob imprints and breaks Bella's heart again who will she turn to for comfort? How will Jake react? Where's Emily? Will Bella run away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 79,918 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Bella, Sam
Besoin De Vitesse by Poohabear reviews
A old friend of Dom's was called in for the Rio heist. Han felt an instant connection with her. But what is she hiding in her past? *Warning: Giselle is not in this story, I may love her but I love Han more! * Han/Oc
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Han, OC
A Fighting Chance by cjb1990 reviews
Harry comes to work at Seattle Grace to help Owen after Iraq. Can he manage his own problems while navigating the drama in the hospital?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,353 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Harry P., Owen H., T. Altman
Nephilim 4: Key To The Highway by SpencerRemyLvr reviews
Spencer's joined Team Free Will, now it's time for him to meet all its members and maybe bring in a few of his own. Truths come out, secrets are revealed, and friendships are made stronger than ever. Continues on from: 3 Times Sam Prayed
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,571 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, S. Reid - Complete
A Cup of Coffee by CheekyEskimo reviews
Harry leaves the Wizarding world behind him, taking his godson Teddy along for the ride. Heading to America he buys a coffee place to occupy his time. Little does he know that his peaceful life his about to be turned upside down, when a regular to his coffee shop, a Naval Petty Officer turns up dead. (Will be SLASH, nothing graphic though)
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 3,863 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs]
Fallback by IrethR reviews
After the war Harry moves to Lima, Ohio to try and live a normal life as just another invisible teenager. You know what they say about best laid plans, though. KH/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,017 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
The name's Winchester by cdonoher13 reviews
Harry finds out he's the son of Dean Winchester. Will he be able to survive the family business.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,889 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., John W.
Because You Loved Me by JazzyBoHart6 reviews
Season 2 AU. TRIGGER WARNINGS. The last conversations he had with Blaine and Rachel had been the last straw, not to mention his father's 'inappropriate' comment. He was tired, so freaking tired of feeling so alone and unwanted. So when he decides to end things, who should find him but Noah Puckerman? His first best friend turned bully. Who always cared, even if he hadn't shown it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Kurt H., Puck
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4970 - Favs: 14,237 - Follows: 16,162 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Love of a Brother by MessengerofGabriel reviews
What if Jess had a brother? What if he knew magic? What if he loved her enough to give his life for her? What would happen? Sam is confused, Dean is attracted, and Jon just wants a quiet life. Jess/Sam Jon/Dean (Jon and Jess not related)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Jessica M./Jess
The Unknown by EricaElliot reviews
Jade Gilbert hasn't been seen since her parents death, not by anyone. Only her and Elena, her younger sister, and her mysterious savior know why. Its he first day of her senior year and Jade is back, but shes different . The only person who Jade actually trusts now KittyKat.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Elena G., Stefan S., Damon S., OC
Two's Company by Von reviews
Dean's time is running out. Sam is falling apart. Bobby is desperate. He solicits help from a British maybe-witch he met years ago and signs a contract of his own with the man's son. Aid, in exchange for Asylum.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,819 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Bobby S., Sam W., Dean W.
Thirsty for Your Love by Bertie Bott reviews
AU New Moon. Bella's lost herself to despair after being abandoned by Edward and finds herself on the cusp of giving up. Meanwhile, Damon's been drifting aimlessly since opening the tomb and discovering Katherine's betrayal. One day Laurent corners Bella in the meadow, but it's not Jake who appears to the rescue...
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 134,369 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 3,702 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Bella, Damon S.] - Complete
So Far Away by ashlynnb14 reviews
Scarlett is sent away for the summer to find a father she's never known. When things get bad, will it break her or will she grow stronger from it in the long run? This is an AU that takes place about 5 years prior to Season 1 All SOA characters and places belong to Kurt Sutter, only my characters and creations belong to me. Rated T but there is strong language.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,541 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Complete
A Jaded Fantasy by fairytellerxo reviews
When the Sons realize their in the presence of a Russian power player can they put it to good use or will they all end up in a jaded fantasy.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 197,209 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - [Happy, OC] Juice, Kozik - Complete
Consequences by Color in the Darkness reviews
Every choice has consequences. After living a quiet life in Colombia, Han and Ellie decide their vacation's over. Good thing Dom has just the job for them in Rio.HanxOC. Sequel to Choices. Repost from old account.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Han, Dom T.
Lost For Love by Queen MiMi of Wonderland reviews
What if ancient creature blood coursed right through the Potter family? What if it only just awakened inside of Harry? A total difference in fate. Harry is born with a full-human twin brother, who got named the Boy-Who-Lived. Growing up with the Dursley's was never the best. Maybe that was what led him to joining Voldemort? IN HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,708 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 3,110 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.]
A New Life by Kyeire reviews
An intelligent adult who's less than a year. An immature teenager who's a few hundred years old. What's in store for them in the future? With Renesmee trying to find her own way, and Damon...just confused by her, things start to happen. Ohhhhh Boy!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,676 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Damon
When the Lightning Strikes by Moriarty's Minion reviews
Part 2 of my HP/Supernatural crossover series. Harry continues to hunt with the Winchesters, but his relationship with Dean is threatened by a dark secret. Harry also gains a surprising ally in the search for his godfather. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,573 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
It Should've Been You by MandalorianHybrid reviews
Something good may have finally come back into Opie's life... at the worst time. Set just before season 4 when everyone is set to be released, and follows with the seasons. Rated M and MA for language and situations consistent with the show, violence and otherwise.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 176,634 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - [Opie, OC] - Complete
Breaking Furious by ItsRosseth reviews
Isabella Swan was Dominic Torretto's younger sister. She was also Brian's ex/current girlfriend. Unfortunately, she was also the only thing that could help save his ass. When she receives a call from her brother to help win some cars, she never expected to be dragged into a mess involving the cops, much less dragging along a rag-tag family of vampires. Brian/Bella Fic!
Crossover - Twilight & Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Dom T., Brian O., Letty, Bella
Initiate by MarauderLover7 reviews
Nearly two and a half years had passed since Kreacher had woken up to find Harry Potter asleep on his kitchen floor, and Grimmauld Place had changed dramatically since then. Sequel to "Innocent".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,708 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
All the Time by Written Saviour reviews
Harry is a Bearer and after breaking a marriage contract does he and Hermione go to Lima in the hopes of getting away from the bad memories in Britain. SLASH & FEMSLASH Don't like don't read. Title inspired by Owl City
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,732 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
A New Life by ilovemesomeslash reviews
Harry Black moves to the town of Mystic Falls with his godfather and is soon thrust into the secrets, the danger, and the romance that Mystic Falls has to offer. AU! SLASH! MATURE CONTENT!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,225 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Damon S.
Pleasant Dreams by hpnutter reviews
In an attempt to rid Harry of his nightmares, Sirius gives him a dreamcatcher from the Black family vault. Little did he know, the legend behind the dreamcatcher is real and causes some rather...pleasant...side effects for Harry. Jacob/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Jacob
Isabella Snape by discussionsonpaper reviews
Bella was left alone in the forest, however she never told Edward, or any of the Cullen's that she was not Bella Swan – Chief Police Swan's daughter. Instead she is Isabella Snape, a sister to the most hated teacher at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry, a witch and an unofficial Marauder. What happens when Professor Dumbledore invites the Cullen's to Hogwarts to help
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
Coffee Kisses by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is entering his seventh year of schooling, Snape's the Headmaster and to the horror of the school Harry has discovered the ever lovable joy of coffee, he's always drinking it! Yet to their surprise it also makes his grades sky rocket ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P.
Bedroom Crushes by Kat100666 reviews
Harry's had a crush on his Potions Professor for a long time and is thrilled when Albus forces the 2 to spend the summer together. What happens when he stumbles across his crush in the arms of his worst enemy and the 2 decide Harry needs lessons in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Flint by Basill reviews
Markus Flint sets into motion a betrothal contract between his line and Harry's. He never expected the Gryff to be a snake in lions clothes. Will be SLASH and may be m-preg. ps. this is a side project while working on other stories and has been in the works for nearly a year. Its better than it sounds but you will have to read and discover that for yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,865 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P., Marcus F.
moon by Kindred01 reviews
Remus finds Harry in his home in the middle of the night, he is covered in cuts and bruises and asking the wolf to take him to Fenrir Greyback
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Harry P., Fenrir G.] Remus L. - Complete
Will It Be? by HarryRemusSirius reviews
OBVIOUSLY HAITUS (I'm sorry just got my life together. Updates before Xmas 2014)Harry moves into 12 Grimauld Place after the war with Sirius and Remus. Harry loves both of them and thinks they won't love him back. What happens on his 19th birthday? Is it for good or bad? HPRLSB Post-DH SLASH maybe MPreg? Ron and Ginny bashing! First ever fic, please be gentle? reviews are welcomed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,356 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Remus L.
Uncle Bobby by moonstonemystyk reviews
Part 2 of the Uncle Bobby series. Lily's brother follows her will and takes Harry away. This is part of his life before his Hogwarts letter comes. Future m/m, not until after he's gone to Hogwarts and when he's home from there. This is his childhood up until age 11. Sequel to Letters to Bobby. Rating is purely for language, and possibly blood and gore, no sex.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,882 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Complete
The Dark Roses by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
Harry has been hiding something ever since the end of his 5th year. What that something turns out to be is going to rock the wizarding world and a few members of the Order to their knees. You didn't think the Death Eaters were the only marked supporters of Voldemort, did you? SLASH, MPREG, mild character bashing, Sirius alive. MAJOR AU. Rabastan/Harry. COMPLETE! 10/23
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,998 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 4,873 - Follows: 3,003 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.] [James P., Regulus B.] - Complete
Promises and friendships by chocolate cherry bunny reviews
What is Damon took his promise to Emily to heart? What if he was an active guardian to every generation of Bennetts? How would this affect his relationship with Bonnie? Starts prior to the pilot episode and is AU from there
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 120,186 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Shame by BBQkitten reviews
Brian struggled in Vince's hold but soon gave up when Dom's eyes widened as he dropped the wrench and grabbed a hold of his arm and Vince wrapped his arms around Brian's torso, pinning his other arm in the process. Dom's fingers lightly traced the multitude of wounds that marred his tanned skin, using a gentleness Brian would have never thought Dom possessed.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 246 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Brian O., Dom T.] Vince - Complete
Alpha's Mate by KaiaLuna reviews
Sam imprints on an emotionally damaged Bella when she moves to Forks to live with Charlie. RATED M FOR A REASON! - Edited and revised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 186,479 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 3,043 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Slytherins Secret by Annanas23 reviews
AU end of CoS. When Harry defeats the Heir of Slytherin 3 times what does that mean? And what affect did all of those substances in his bloodstream have? A sneakier more motivated Harry. Definite Dumbledore, Molly bashing, will probably redeem Snape. Bit young for pairings but I favour Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,092 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 4,517 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Paul's Imprint Jasper reviews
NOT A PAUL JASPER CULLEN FIC what happens when a blind and mute girl moves back home with her family and what happens when a person thought dead suddnely shows up on the doorstep.Find out what happens to jasper and her family in this story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Paul
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