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Joined 02-14-10, id: 2254690, Profile Updated: 03-09-13
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, anyone who's reading this!

I'm Rosepetal704, which you probably already know, as that's what it says above in large black letters. I am also many other things, including human, chocolate lover, and perhaps ever so slightly insane.

Random writing fact about me: many of the ridiculous things Harry says in my stories have come from real conversations I've had with my sister.

I absolutely love to read and write, and on this account I write Harry Potter humor/parody fanfics. If you want to read something random/insane/weird, and in some people's opinions hilarious, you should definitely check out my stories. :) Other things I love are smiley faces (of any kind: =) xD 8) :) (: :D), and the words 'rather,' 'quite,' and 'fairly.'

If you've seen Potter Puppet Pals or A Very Potter Musical/Sequel, you'll notice lots of references to them in my stories.

I know in the Author's Note for Legend of the Evil Snowman Dude I said I might do a sequel, but since then I have decided that it would be best to just leave it at that. So, sorry, but no sequel will be coming. I do, however, definitely plan to write more humor/parody fics.

If you've read my stuff and have funny ideas for future fanfics, or something absurd Harry could say, feel free to leave your ideas in reviews or PMs!

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In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,786 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 5,098 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Scarlet and Emerald by autumnamberleaves reviews
A pair of shoes, a set of mittens; how are two seemingly mundane items going to change the lives of both a snarky man and a troubled child?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,473 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Never Say Remember by Malora reviews
13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,933 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
You Want To Make A Memory? by enitsirk reviews
This is the story of four boys. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond that could survive any test. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 410,936 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Potions Master's Nephew by SeverelySnaped1 reviews
An accident occurs and Professor Snape finds himself trapped in his fifteen-year-old body. Enrolled into Harry Potter's fifth year, he is forced to hide his true identity. Girls, drama and teenage angst do not bode well with Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,585 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chained Souls by Theowyn of HPG reviews
Harry must discover how Voldemort cheated death. He faces Death Eaters, shadowy Ministry officials & suspicions that threaten to tear his own allies apart. But the answers lie in the mind where victory can only be won by freeing the chained souls. SEQUEL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 231,287 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Enemy Within by Theowyn of HPG reviews
In his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry's mental link to Voldemort is stronger than ever. Can Snape teach him to control the nightmarish visions? And is their connection the key to ending Voldemort's reign?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 173,220 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Influences by LAXgirl reviews
SEQUEL TO KEPT BEHIND Harry might have survived his ordeal as a disembodied spirit, but when the Order is jeopardized by one of its own, Harry must risk everything to save the one that once saved him... even if that person is Snape COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,175 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 5998 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kept Behind by LAXgirl reviews
Harry just wants to be a normal teenager, but it seems he can't even die normally. So what's a 15 year old wizard to do when he suddenly finds himself as an incoporeal spirit no one else can see or hear except his least favorite Potions Master? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,233 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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The Disappearance of the Cheesecake reviews
Once again, Harry hasn't done his Potions homework. But he has a note from McGonagall, telling the Snape that it doesn't matter. How will Snape take that? And also, what's that about all the cheesecake disappearing? 8th in the Potion Class series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Widdle Baby Potter reviews
A short parody story in which Bellatrix calls Harry names and Harry gets very upset...Takes place near the end of the fifth book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Potions Class: Fun Lessons We Can ALL Enjoy! reviews
In which Harry annoys Snape, Snape tries to make him stop, and Harry annoys him some more. And also...how could Harry really have survived falling out of an airplane? 7th in the Potions Class series, but you don't have to read the others to enjoy this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I could really use a hug right now, Professor reviews
Harry Potter wants a hug. Will Snape give him one? And do sparkly high heels, purple motorcycles, and Hopping Hershey's bars have anything to do with it at all? 6th in the Potions Class series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mops, Brooms, and Other Random Stuff reviews
Harry annoys Snape near to the point of insanity. Again. Big surprise. 5th in the Potions Class series, but takes place before Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Potions Master reviews
Snape finally gets his evil revenge...Fourth in the Potions Class series. You probably won't get this if you haven't read the previous one, Lime Green Wasps, Ballet, and Big Red Bouncy Balls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Discussion About Hair reviews
Harry and Snape have a discussion about hair...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Legend of the Evil Snowman Dude reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione have a very...interesting...conversation one night, involving Snape's awesome new look, dancing unicorns, and an evil snowman...What the heck? AU, set in fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Lime Green Wasps, Ballet, and Big Red Bouncy Balls reviews
Harry explains why, once again, he hasn't done his homework. And this time, he has a really good excuse. A perfectly believable one. But- does Voldemort really know ballet? Third in the Potions Class series, but can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Attack of the Lemon Drops reviews
Harry helps Dumbledore find his lemon drops...Short companion piece to Harry Potter and the Reason he was Late for Class.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Reason He Was Late for Class reviews
Harry is late for class. What do giant spiders, hot girls, and evil lemon drops have to do with this? Second in the Potions Class series, but can stand by itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Homework reviews
The first in the Potions Class series: A parody in which Snape asks Harry why he doesn't have his homework, and Harry explains...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete