Author has written 2 stories for Final Fantasy I-VI, and Legend of Zelda.
No, my name is not Preston, don't ask or think you know part of my name.
I am your typical nerd, minus the dorky glasses and infinite amount of time to get on the computer.
I enjoy fantasy, games and books; and don't watch much television. Everytime I do, it is for NCIS, Heroes, or 24. Jack Bauer rules.
Nothing makes me laugh more than an episode of Kingdom Heats: The Stupid Filles on Youtube.
Now you know everything about me and can exploit my personality in any way possible to mankind!! Mwahahaha!!
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever played a board game with the characters of your stories/shows copy and paste this into your profile.
narrate your life as you go along
talk to the characters from books and TV shows in your head
tell them about other books/TV shows
imagine everything that happens to you as being viewed by all of your friends, with you explaining everything about a situation to them
continually tell everyone in your head (real, fictional, or otherwise) how disturbed you are...
...then you're me.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?” So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
WHEN ASKED IF YOU ARE ON TEAM EDWARD OR TEAM JACOB, A REAL NCIS FAN WOULD SAY, "TEAM GIBBS!" IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE FANS, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!
Love vs. Sex
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. "
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.
8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term Hinky.
15: You have looked for Caf-Pow at your local supermarket.
16: When someone says, "Let's go!", you respond, "Going, boss!"
17: You can identify the Gibbs Rule for this number.
18: You have tried to find a better anagram for "Timothy McGee" than "Thom E. Gemcity" (bonus points if you came up with "Emmet Tchigoy").
19: You think the people who manufacture paper clips should put signs on them saying, "Warning: Do not loan to Ziva David."
20: You think of "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." as "that other show that David McCallum practiced on".
21: You have arranged for a Mass to be said for the soul of Kate Todd.
If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.
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