Monk Preston
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Joined 02-14-10, id: 2254743, Profile Updated: 04-29-10
Author has written 2 stories for Final Fantasy I-VI, and Legend of Zelda.

No, my name is not Preston, don't ask or think you know part of my name.

I am your typical nerd, minus the dorky glasses and infinite amount of time to get on the computer.

I enjoy fantasy, games and books; and don't watch much television. Everytime I do, it is for NCIS, Heroes, or 24. Jack Bauer rules.

Nothing makes me laugh more than an episode of Kingdom Heats: The Stupid Filles on Youtube.

Now you know everything about me and can exploit my personality in any way possible to mankind!! Mwahahaha!!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever played a board game with the characters of your stories/shows copy and paste this into your profile.

If you:

narrate your life as you go along

talk to the characters from books and TV shows in your head

tell them about other books/TV shows

imagine everything that happens to you as being viewed by all of your friends, with you explaining everything about a situation to them

continually tell everyone in your head (real, fictional, or otherwise) how disturbed you are...

...then you're me.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?” So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile


Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 percent of you people that read this won't repost...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

15: You have looked for Caf-Pow at your local supermarket.

16: When someone says, "Let's go!", you respond, "Going, boss!"

17: You can identify the Gibbs Rule for this number.

18: You have tried to find a better anagram for "Timothy McGee" than "Thom E. Gemcity" (bonus points if you came up with "Emmet Tchigoy").

19: You think the people who manufacture paper clips should put signs on them saying, "Warning: Do not loan to Ziva David."

20: You think of "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." as "that other show that David McCallum practiced on".

21: You have arranged for a Mass to be said for the soul of Kate Todd.

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.

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The Three Oracles by brown phantom reviews
LinkxRomani. Sequel to "Trapped in Termina." Link is finally able to leave Termina, but before he can return to Hyrule, he has to save the three oracles first. At least he won't be alone. Based on OoS, OoA, and mentions of other games.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,928 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Link, Romani
A Stranger Among Them by Rytex reviews
A pony with no memory wakes up in an unknown land. Someone wants to use him to conquer this land, but there's another who wishes him to defend it. All the while, he is trying to find out exactly who he is. LunaxOC. T for swearing and for violence. Enjoy.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,179 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC - Complete
Artemis and Ajay by Spinnika reviews
In a bizarre lab accident Artemis creates Ajay, a real living and thinking person who lives inside Artemis' head. When Ajay does take a form, it's an exact replica of Artemis and even Butler can't tell them apart... Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl. On hiatus until continuing chapters are written.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Artemis F.
Maid Service by SoraxKairi7 reviews
::UPDATE 3/16/2014: FINAL CHAPTER EDITED:: Kairi and Namine get the job offer of a lifetime-working as maids in the Bishonen Mansion! With Sephiroth as head 'Chief' and tons of hot guys at their fingertips, they may get more than they bargained for. Plot not meant to make sense. Pairings may vary. COMPLETE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,416 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Twilight Princess by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
One day, an unfortunate farm boy is quite literally dragged into a world saving adventure against his will. Fortunately, to help him he is able to recruit the... unstable bosses that he beats to assist in his cause. This is fated to go badly.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,159 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Link, Midna, Majora's Mask
A Nib's Babble by xybolic reviews
Artemis Fowl flash fictions. These are mostly humourous anecdotes, written to accommodate my breeding plot bunnies. Chapter 31: "Artemis, mon ami, I am concerned."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010
A Million Reasons Why by Wasabi-san reviews
-"You don't have to like someone for something. That's not really liking them." ED/ENVY HIGH SCHOOL AU. First FMA ever. Please R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,033 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
The Leap by iamhere23 reviews
15 year old Neal Caffrey is caught by the FBI in possession of forged paintings. Will he help agent Peter Burke to solve the case? Will he take a leap of faith and finally trust someone to be there for him? Peter/Neal/El family angst
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,563 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Neal C. - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Majora's Mask by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Link travels to a new land on a more personal journey, but ends up wrapped in another superevil's schemes. He must now go across Termina and gain allies to fight against Skull Kid, and who better than the bosses he beats? It worked so well last time...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,274 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Link, Ganondorf, Tatl - Complete
The Untold Tale of Rosaline and Tybalt by Madiella reviews
Rosaline has always gotten on well with Tybalt. Can she stop his temper taking over and destroying himself and others around him? Rosaline/Tybalt. Takes place before and during Romeo and Juliet. DISCONTINUED.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009
Never Meant To Be by Fox-san reviews
Alternative Universe. EdgarxTerra. Final Fantasy 6. Edgar needs to find a queen. Kefka pays a visit to collect something usual and brings his servant. But sand storm mix things up and Edagr, once more, has to call his friends.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,318 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Ocarina of Time by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,972 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Link, Navi - Complete
Trapped in Termina by brown phantom reviews
LinkxRomani. Divergent from 'Majora's Mask'. Done with his quest in Termina, Link decides it's time to go home. However, he can't leave, and years later, a new evil threatens Termina. Rated for language and violence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 70,436 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Link, Romani - Complete
Allure of Honey by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore he would never wear again. Crossdressing. Everyone/Cloud.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Thug It Out Until You Get It Right by Gleeful Melancholy reviews
REVISED 02-12-08. IMHO IT DOESN'T SUCK AS MUCH:: In an exciting future with flashing lights, flying cars, banging clubs, and abandoned power stations, what do you do in your free time? In Razor City, they have a little thing called Fuzion Frenzy.
Fuzion Frenzy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2005
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The Rose of Fistlandus reviews
Link is searching for a dear friend, training his technique in the process. However, in the land of Fistlandus strange events begin to happen. Time is reversed, and events change. What will become of Link, and will Fistlandus ever return to normal? PostMM
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Link
Final Fantasy VI: The Wrong Path reviews
My First Fanfic! It has only one chapter though. I hope my next will be better. Please Rate and/or Review! Egad! I forgot about the fact that magic was taken from the world! My whole story is screwed up now... Oh well, enjoy what is there!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Terra, Kefka P. - Complete