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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

Hello, my name is Kati and I love the Twilight Saga. I enjoy writing about every one of the characters. :) I hope that you will read my stories and like them. Bai. XD

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Funny Cullen Conversation's! by taylorduncan reviews
Some very funny, random conversations that the Cullens might have at some point during their existence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/23/2010
Cullen Randomness! by taylorduncan reviews
Basically just a bunch of one-shots combined into one story. TEAM ALICE AND TEAM JASPER! WARNING: THIS STORY MAY CAUSE HYSTERIC LAUGHTER. GAY HUMOR NO OFFENSE TO GAYS. CONTAINS DRUG REFERENCE AND DEATH DONT READ THIS IF YOU DONT WANNA SEE JASPER SHIRTLESS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Wife Swap: the Cullens and the McClains by AussieGal20 reviews
Alice and Emmett sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens swap with a very strict family called the McClains. Will the Cullens like their new mother? Will the Cullen kids drive their new mother insane? please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,651 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010
For Better or Worse by Terez reviews
Collection of Alice and Jasper one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,816 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Alice, Jasper
I Will Always Protect You Pixie by AstoriaAliceMalfoy reviews
So this is a collection of one-shots about my favourite Twilight couple, Alice and Jasper. FOREVER ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Alice, Jasper
I felt Hope by FabiLola95 reviews
This is how I think Jasper and Alice meet and how there lives as nomads were. I really suck at summaries. Hope you like it. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Alice's New Moon by Merina 2 reviews
You've read Bella's take on New Moon, now read Alice's. Her point of view following the events of the book with Jasper; her visions, thoughts, emotions, and own expeditions. Nominated for the 2011 Hopeless Romantic Awards! CURRENTLY BEING DRASTICALLY RE-EDITED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 54 - Words: 119,398 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
In Class by dalittopixievamp PiciVolturi reviews
Jasper whitlock is Alice's submissive husband, and is prepared to do whatever his queen wants him to.Jasper fingers alice in school/class. then they go home and jasper continues to worship his alice. HEAVY SMUT/LEAMON/NC-17 AS WELL AS R21
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Falling in love by BellaSwanCullen06 reviews
Its a boring day at the cullen mansion. emmett was depressed and alice was there to help him. things get all cozy and very intimate so read more...things you never thought it would happen..*theres some fluff so beware if you dont like then dont read*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,458 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Emmett, Alice
Christmas with the Cullens by thajaro reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and Bella and the Cullens have gathered around the tree to hear Carlisle tell "The Night before Christmas", vampire-style...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Endless Dawn by chica1978 reviews
Sequel to Midnight Shadows. Jasper and Alice's story throughout the Twilight Saga books, including Midnight Sun. Written in 3rd person but focuses mainly on J/A. M rated for safety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 105 - Words: 246,644 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Letters of Hope by Soprano-bass reviews
On one fine evening, Jasper manages to surprise Alice by gifting her with a box of letters that he has been secretly writing ever since her first met her. Update coming on Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Oneshots: Alice and Jasper by snowwy-night-sky reviews
Onshots about Alice and Jasper. Ratings may change
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Alice, Jasper
You Can't Insult Alice by Narwhal92648 reviews
When Alice comes home to find an unhappy Jasper, she has to find out why he is sad. Being Alice, she will keep asking until he finally breaks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Moments by The Wishful Paradox reviews
Some Alice and Jasper one-shots. Because who doesn't love that! Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Boring Third Period by manywords reviews
Jasper is bored in third period Spanish class. He finds a way to entertain himself and Alice. Rated M for pure lemon-y goodness. Canon, pre-Twilight, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Soprano and Bass: How Alice Met Jasper by 911turbowriter reviews
Before Twilight,there was a couple. Two soulmates. Alice and Jasper. With the simple phrase,"You've Kept me Waiting." Their lives were intertwined for eternity. Here is Alice's version of how she met Jasper, that one rainy day in a diner in Philadelphia.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,885 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Chocolate Icing by SereneCalamity reviews
Just because they didn't eat it, didn't mean they couldn't have fun with food. Especially chocolate icing. OneShot. JasperAlice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Cute Couple by harry-ron-hermione-fan-101 reviews
Alice is upset about something Renesmee said. Jasper laughs about it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
¡El Musical de Emmett! by AnaCullen13 reviews
una vision... una desicion... ¿que pasa cuando toda la escuela queda en las manos de Emmett? una sola respuesta caos y muchas risas!... espero les guste XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,770 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Emmett
Jealousy by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Jasper gets jealous when he sees Alice spending a lot of time with Jacob in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
From Asylum to Carlisle by Vulpine Vixi reviews
This is my tale of how Alice came to be a vampire, and her adventures between the time of leaving the asylum to living with the Cullen family. This is a fairly short story hopefully and in-line with canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cell Phone by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Alice gets Jasper a cell phone. He's not too happy about it. Fluffy one-shot. AXJ
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Osculation by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Bella sees Alice and Jasper kiss for the first time. Fluffy. AXJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Words of Hope by InkandGrit reviews
Alice and Jasper have a conversation to prove that the situation makes all the difference.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Serenity by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
There have been many stories about Alice and Jasper's journey to the Cullens from 1948 to 1950, but not one quite like this one. This is Jasper's dark journey about learning to trust and love and that war is not how vampires have to live life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,321 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Mess with Alice, you mingle with death by DearAlexis reviews
At the graduation party in Eclipse, Jacob gets out of line. Jaspers POV. Alice/Jasper/Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Suprise Guest's by Wild as the Wind Is reviews
Alice and Jasper meeting the Cullens for the first time. All in Jasper's point of view. One-shot for now. Currently being edited!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Alice, Jasper
A New Point of View by UnicornVamp2125 reviews
Some of Forks High School's students reflect on the relationship of Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen. Now includes Charlie's POV of their relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Yoga and Boots by Terez reviews
Chapter 1. Jasper is trying to study while Alice has other ideas. Chapter 2. Alice is busy working on plans for Bella's wedding and Jasper is determined to get her attention.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Memories of Mary Alice Brandon by SHINeeGirl05 reviews
Alice and Jazz visit Alice's old human house...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Jellyfish Sting by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Entry for the plot bunny contest. Bella and Edward are at the beach when Bella gets stung by a jellyfish. Edward takes her home in hopes of finding Carlisle, but Jasper's there instead. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
All The Little Things by Alice-Jaspers Girl reviews
Alice and Jasper one shots... i know, there are soo many :P but, these are what i wish could have happened! RATED M FOR LANGUAGE... and not in this one really, but in others suggestive and maybe actual lemons... : PLEASE TRY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Twilight Comedy by gracattack reviews
Funny extracts from fanfcitions. Some funnier that others. Send me a message if you want me to put one in. The more the better. T rating just in case. I change font when a different story so it goes bold, normal, bold, normal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Emmett, Alice
Fight Training by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Really short, drabble-like one-shot that involves Alice and Jasper practicing fighting. Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
How It Should Be by UnicornVamp2125 reviews
Jasper and Alice have a talk after the final battle in Eclipse. Kind of a follow up to Our Way. One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Southern Hospitality by BURNING PIXIE reviews
Set during 'Kiss Kiss', this is what happened when Jasper chased Alice out of the kitchen. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Homework by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Jasper distracts Alice while they're doing homework. Fluffy one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Secrets by DearAlexis reviews
Alice finds out about her past, Carlisle comforts her. Father/Daughter fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Alice, Carlisle - Complete
Sex Talk by honeydrips reviews
Carlisle and Esme have a sex talk with the Cullen kids. Emmett's POV! One-Shot. Not much discretion needed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Emmett, Carlisle - Complete
Everything Starts With A Hello by JaliceObsessed reviews
Jasper and Alice join the family. better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Defending Jasper by MRS.CULLEN1122 reviews
When Alice thinks that Jasper's history teacher is being too hard on him, She decides to take the matter into her own hands.When Carlisle finds out he is not happy. WARNING: this contains SPANKING, dnt like dont read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Carlisle, Alice
When Alice gets her way by love for edward reviews
What happens when jasper gets horny and decides to use his powers? What does alice do? And how does Rose play into this? contains slight lemons. My friend mainly wrote this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Brothers and Superheroes by jaspergirl1863 reviews
Emmett is alone in the house with Jasper, who needs some cheering up. Emmett starts to comfort him, but how does the Incredible Hulk fit in? Who is Major Ultrasuperfantasticamazing?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Group Therapy A Cullen Comedy by Equivamp reviews
After a trip to Walmart goes awry, the Cullen kids, Bella too, are sent to counseling. Can the therapist handle them? T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009
You Give Me Hope by Siana17 reviews
Just another one-shot where Jasper and Alice meet. There are hundreds, I know, but still. I can't get enough of them myself.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Twilight Parody Lyrics by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Artists include; Katy Perry, MCR, Muse, AAR, 30h!3, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Paramore, RJA, Mayday Parade, Maroon 5 and many more. Sure to be something you like : Multiple POVs and story settings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 66 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
Simple Pleasures by JasHale reviews
I heard the words I had longed to hear for so long leaving her lips, I was saddened for only a moment that it was not I to have said them first, but soon realized how much that didn't matter.-Jasper. Rated M for LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Alice & Jasper: Typical School Day by Irene Moriarty reviews
Its a cute little one-shot that happens between Alice & Jasper at Forks High School! Pairings: A/J and mentions of B/E & R/Em. R&R! READ IT! Originally comes from my other story Alice & Jasper: A Supernatural Love Story but it also works as a one-shot!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Family Day by flippygirl123456789 reviews
This is a story that tells how much the Cullens love each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Emmett, Esme - Complete
The Photo by Alice-Jasper 4ever 16 reviews
Who did Alice used to dress up before Bella came along? and what's on the photo Emmett found in Alice and Jasper's bedroom? Alice and Jasper fluff oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Pool by flippygirl123456789 reviews
Since it is summer i thought the cullens would like to go to the pool.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
New Car by Terez reviews
Alice takes her car for a drive.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Dirty Dancing by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper do a little dirty dancing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Daddy by cactus452 reviews
The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy' A selection of Carlisle/Alice father/daughter moments.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Carlisle, Alice
That's a Big Stick by MissTomorrow reviews
The Cullens go camping! The year is 1974 and Emmett a a 'bright' idea. Drabble. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Fight by Terez reviews
Takes place during Eclipse. Jasper continues to try and beat Alice in a fight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Caught In The Act! by kareeenx reviews
RATED M! One-shot. Hot steamy night between Mel and Jim, but a certain little someone interupts them. Lol please R&R
Ghost Whisperer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Melinda, Jim/Sam - Complete
Hands Off by Alice-Jaspers Girl reviews
Alice is being flirted with by a very annoying hormonal teenager.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Difficult Decision by xxrach97
In Alice's perspective; involves mostly Cullen family; set during book "New Moon".
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Hey Baby by Terez reviews
A boy at school hits on Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Love by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper enjoy each other in the forest during the rain.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Christmas,Jail,and Presents by Kurt-Blaine-endgame reviews
Bella spends her first christmas with the cullens. Nothing can go wrong right? WRONG! what happens when emmett loses to jasper, emmett puts up posters, mike newton calls, and jasper goes to jail? hilarious stuff. NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Beyond Words by Alice-oxox reviews
A Fanfiction about the relationship between Jasper and Alice. Alice POV. Discontinued for the time being.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,363 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Jasper, Alice
I've Finally Found You by xXxFlameOf-TheFanxXx reviews
Pre-Twilight. Alice has a vision of meeting Jasper, and she goes to find him. When they meet, Jasper and Alice go to find the Cullens, but they face obstacles on the way. "There was a time when I thought I had no chance...not anymore."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,842 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Private Moment by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper moment.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Alice's Breakdown by Angel Sun reviews
Jasper is caught between a rock and a manic pixie's need for shoes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Nocturne and Prelude by The Deathly Princess reviews
Oneshot fluff An evening with Alice and Jasper. Rated M. Some suggestive imagery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
More than love by cactus452 reviews
Jasper never says 'I love you' and Nessie wants to know why.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jasper - Complete
From Hell to Heaven by Terez reviews
Exploration of Jasper's time with Maria to when he meets Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Peace by Terez reviews
Alice brings Jasper peace.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Come Home by The Wishful Paradox reviews
Alice and Jasper one shot. Jasper has left the Cullens ans Alice. Will he come home?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Luck of the Irish by VampChick76 reviews
It's St. Patrick's Day and Emmett's up to mischief. Involves songs and a green house! After Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Flowers by Tani May Trybrand
Every one has a flower which represents them so which ones stand for our favorite characters. Fluff. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2010
Of Boredom and Pipe Bombs by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
On a particularly boring day in the Cullen household, Emmett forces Edward into something the younger vampire dreads... Potter Puppet Pals.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward - Complete
Darlin' by Katie Todd reviews
Jasper Alice and Southern Hospitality
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Somewhere by cactus452 reviews
Aro will go to any lengths to get Alice in the guard, what he fails to realise is just how far Jasper will go to get her back.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,054 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Tease by Terez reviews
Jasper is in a playful mood, but Alice does not seem to be paying attention.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Emmet is dumb! Why? by Twilight's evil Pixie reviews
Jasper and Emmet find out why Emmet is so dumb
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Alice's Angel by USApotterfan reviews
Alice wonders about Jasper's middle name. A glimpse into their lives before they joined the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Habits A Series of One Shots by Mrs.Whitlock Wannabe reviews
Summary: a little series of one shots following Alice and jaspers little ‘habits’. Sweet little lots of fluff! Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Unspoken Conversations by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper have conversations without speaking.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Lauren's Crush by 2kool4skool reviews
When the Cullen's first moved to Forks Jasper and Alice had to deal with Lauren having a crush on him. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Gym by Terez reviews
Alice's feelings on her gym clothing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
What A Feeling by GhostWhispererObsessed reviews
ONE-SHOT! It's about a hot night of sex between Jim & Melinda.
Ghost Whisperer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Jim/Sam, Melinda - Complete
Not Your Fault by Terez reviews
While in Alaska Jasper is depressed over trying to kill Bella and Alice is there to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Newborn Fight by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
What happened during the Cullens' fight with the newborn vampires in Eclipse? Alice/Jasper-centric.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Precious Souvenir by OBSESSiON xOo reviews
Marisol and Horatio come back from their honey-moon with a something they didn't leave with. This is slightly AU, you'll be able to tell why for the most part.Calleigh/Eric & Marisol/Horatio. REVIEW please.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,798 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Horatio C., Marisol D.
Saturday Evening Post by Screech Owl reviews
Oneshot. Renesmee and Jasper on a sunny afternoon. A little bit of fluff about family ties and technicalities.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Slow and Steady by Terez reviews
Alice works on making Jasper okay with being touched.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
FML Cullen Boys Style by YoursTruly101 reviews
The Cullen boys plus Jacob read a certain website...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
Hopes and Fears by AlexaC reviews
When another clumsy moment brings Bella to the hospital, Carlisle picks up on her fears about the future and dazzles her into talking about it. One Shot set during Eclipse. BPoV. ExB- Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by Terez reviews
A moment in Alice's human life just before she enters the Asylum.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Alice - Complete
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Stupid Shiny Porsche Owner! by cactus452 reviews
Charlie's sick of teenagers using the forest tracks as make out spots so decides to increase patrols but he gets more than he bargained for when he comes across a bright yellow Porsche.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete
Carlisle , Emmett , and a Femur ! by AlabamaEsme reviews
When Emmett asks Carlisle if he can play sports , Carlisle pulls a 'wild card ' . Yes , this is out of context in some ways , but oh well . Not a good summary , please R & R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Had to Stay by Tani May Trybrand reviews
During Breaking Dawn we never see much of Alice due to her headaches. So what were they like. My entry for melissaisatwilightlover's Breaking Dawn missing moments contest.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Our Happy Memories by All.I.Hear.Is.Green.Day reviews
Alice and Jasper take a stroll down memory lane. Post Breaking Dawn. One shot. Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A New Way to Travel by CarlieD reviews
“I saw Jasper admiring it. Perhaps it’s time he discovered a new way to travel.” Eclipse, p. 234 Jasper takes his new toy for a test drive, despite Alice’s adamant protests.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Marry Me by Terez reviews
Jasper proposes to Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Best Part Of My Day by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper spend some time together.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Alice: 4' 10 by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Emmett sees a sign while driving and desides to get something for Alice. Will she like? What is it even? Alice's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Coincedence by Bethany Faith reviews
One Shot of the day Jasper and Alice meet. What was going through Jasper's mind? And what brought him to that lonely diner that day? ONE-SHOT. Jasper/Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Chess by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper play chess together for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Beginnings by cactus452 reviews
What happens when Alice and Jasper join the Cullen's. Told from Carlisle's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,290 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
Only Human by catharticone reviews
Esme and Carlisle ask to see Bella shortly after her return from Italy. Have they have changed their minds about welcoming her into their family?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Hunting by Terez reviews
Alice gets a little blood on her face, so Jasper takes it upon himself to clean her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
I may have overreacted by cactus452 reviews
After breaking dawn, Jasper gives Jacob some advice on how to deal with an overprotective Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Jasper, Jacob - Complete
Prefer Blonde's by cactus452 reviews
Alice and Jasper fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
I Couldn’t Live Without Him by Terez reviews
Alice has some thoughts on why she could not live without Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Language Lesson by Terez reviews
Jasper tries to teach Alice Spanish.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Vampire Wedding by JaliceObsessed reviews
The way I see Jasper and Alice's wedding went. Wedding dress on profile
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Misguided ghosts by cactus452 reviews
When Maria finds Jasper and the Cullen's. How will Jasper cope when his past and present collide? Jasper's pov
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jasper - Complete
How Now? by bemj11 reviews
Bella's POV. Carlisle and Jasper are-fighting? With swords? What do you do when you're alone in a house with two angry vampires? One-shot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Wife Swap Cullen's and Johnson's by Emmettsgirlyeayourjealous reviews
Emmett Cullen was in for a prank Deciding Carlisle and Esme would be the unsuspecting victims he pairs up with alice and hide it from mommas boy edward includes insane shopping trips the new moms fantasys about Jasper and so so much more
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Esme, Emmett
Lipstick Says It All by Terez reviews
After a shower Jasper sees that Alice has written on the mirrors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Snow by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper watch the snow.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Emmett gets high by L88Z reviews
The Cullen's leave Emmett alone at home while they go hunt. Emmett get's bored and goes to Mike Newton's house where he makes a discovery. Read to find out what Emmett does when high.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Emmett's Joke by JaliceObsessed reviews
Emmett plays the funniest joke ever on Alice! I couldn't stop laughing when I made it up.... :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Times Like These by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
This story is set in New Moon. It's between Alice and Jasper at the airport when they got home from Italy. Pure fluff. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Alice and Emmett's trip to the grocery store by beck23 reviews
Alice and Emmett are at the grocery store buying food for the family , I know lame summary but the story is good- one-shot AH
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
What Do You Mean WE LOST? by BibliophileBoleyn reviews
It is Jasper and Alice's first time in high school, and apparently our favorite Confederate doesn't know the outcome of the Civil War. What happens in his first American History class? Read and Review, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jasper - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Road Trip: Cullen Style by emmettcullen13 reviews
What happens when Carlisle decides to take the Cullens and Bella on a road trip? The answer: bad things. Set before BD in the summer. This will be a hilarious fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella
AIM starring the Cullens by awesomelycoolwolfgirl reviews
The following entree is what happens when the Cullens discover the use of AIM...humor, humor, and awkwardness... R&R Please! A/N: This is an in-progress story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,051 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Emmett, Alice
Home Again by cactus452 reviews
Carlisle and Alice share a moment after her return at the end of Breaking Dawn. Last in my Carlisle/Alice father/daughter series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
Isle Esme II by 2carm2carm2 reviews
What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,634 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Pressure by cactus452 reviews
Third in my Carlisle/Alice series. Takes place during Eclipse after Alice misses the vampire in Bells'a room.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Alice, Carlisle - Complete
No Regrets by cactus452 reviews
After the Cullen's leave Forks in New Moon Carlisle and Alice talk over what's happened. Father/Daughter fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alice, Carlisle - Complete
Scary Movies With the Cullen's by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
Alice, Rose, and Bella watch a horror movie, Alice ends up freaking out. And why are Rosalie and Jasper rolling down the stairs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2009
Keep you forever by cactus452 reviews
Carlisle comforts Alice after she discovers the truth about her past. Father/daughter moment
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Alice, Carlisle - Complete
Crazy Rides Again by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
Esme and Alice go crazy, breaking vases, and figuring out the logic of a ceiling fan, you guys requested crazy Esme and here you are!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Alice, Esme - Complete
A Collection of Cullen Calls by Steff Meyer the 2nd reviews
The Cullen phone bill is freakishly high! Probably because Emmett calls Rosalie every few minutes. Here is a collection of Cullen calls. WARNING: Rated K for singing, randomness, and an excessive ammount of skittles!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Emmett, Alice
Bad Songs by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
Emmett has bad songs on his iPod and tries to show them to Alice subtly. If you review, I'll love you forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Emmett, Alice
Do Not Call Me Pops by AlabamaEsme reviews
This is set after Breaking Dawn .....In the Cullen house , there is one long standing rule Carlisle has created : do not call him 'pops' .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
Father’s Day: Some consider us Monsters! by alybee reviews
Post Breaking Dawn one-shot. Carlisle reflects on his role as a father after a disturbing evening in the Emergency Room.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Cullen IMing! by JBizz reviews
What happens when a house full of psycho vamps and 3 werewolves get IM? Well lots happens. *Crash* Uh oh time to run. Esme is gonna kill you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Anger Management by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
Rosalie's anger has gotten out of control, so Esme takes action, summary really sux, but the story's better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009
Shh, We're in a Library! by Becca962 reviews
Alice needs to find a book, and Emmett is dragged along. Emmett has fun with Curious George, Nancy Drew, Middle School Drama, and creepy librarians. :D R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Chick Fight by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
Rosalie and Alice get in a fight, and start throwing random comee-backs at eachother. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
CLICK by styling16 reviews
Just some random day in the Cullen's house :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Emmett Is Bad by Emma-MasenCullen reviews
The First Of The Bad Emmett Series. Emmett's been a naughty boy at Walmart. But what has he been up to? Read on to find out! Contains giggles and an angry Carlisle. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle - Complete
Rosalie Gone Wrong by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
A story about Rose singing a funny song, and running over Mikes cat. It's a backgroung story for The Cullen's Can't Do List, which I wrote. I stink at summaries just read the story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2009
The Cullen's Can't Do List by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
A story from Jasper's POV, he writes everyone a can't do list, but not one for himself, so Alice takes charge. I stink at summary's please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
Jasper And Alice Get In Trouble by JaliceObsessed reviews
Jasper and Alice get into some trouble at school. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Alice Cleans Out The Closet by JaliceObsessed reviews
Alice cleans out her closet, with a hot moment between her and, you guessed it, Jasper!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Conundrum by Katie Todd reviews
An Alice and Jasper drabble set during Breaking Dawn. Tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Alice and Skittles by SunnySkies4Life reviews
What happens when Emmett feeds Alice Skittles. One-shot, not too good, but read it anyway! HAHA! LOTS OF RANDOMNESS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
When Love Is Young by Two Hours' Traffic reviews
August 17, 1937. The night that Emmett proposed to Rosalie. Carlisle is on hand to give Emmett some support. And then there's nothing to do but wait.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
I Have a Secret by Terez reviews
Alice has a secret to tell Jasper. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Uncle Tooth Fairy by Ella Hollywood reviews
What happens when Alice and Emmett are asked to play 'Tooth fairy' by Bella nd Edward when Renessme loses her first tooth? Will all go well, or will Uncle Emmett screw up?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Curtains by Terez reviews
Alice tries to hang new curtains and Jasper has to help.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Seven by Alaylia reviews
It's been seven years. Seven years since Nessie's birth changed Jacob forever. And now, she's doing it again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,936 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Searching by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper are looking for the Cullen's and play in the snow.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Honeymoon by Terez reviews
One-shot. Jasper is insecure about his body on his and Alice's honeymoon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
To Charlie's Extreme Embarassment by Ember Sage reviews
Charlie comtemplates the happenings that took place in the Twilight Saga, and learns a little bit more about the more mysterious Cullen couple... Somewhat romantic, hopefully humorous, and mostly fluff. Please enjoy. Canon pairings, general POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete
Little Jasper by wolf-grl2008 reviews
How Alice felt about Bella's pregnancy during BD. "I always wanted a little Jasper."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
the Cullens play Monopoly by XxXBLaCKRoSEesXxX reviews
when the Cullens invite Bella over for family fun night, she agrees, what's gonna happen to her? can she survive the madness of playing games with a family of vampires? some occness regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
A Not So Perfect Forever by distinctlyforbidden reviews
It's Christmas time and Alice is on a rampage to make the perfect Cullen Christmas for Nessie. Hilarity ensues... Rated T for steamy situations. Co-written by EdwardISLestat. Entry for the 'A very Cullen Christmas' contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Plays with Matches by Becca962 reviews
Emmett makes a mistake and Alice is mad. She destroys Emmett's Jeep. Revenge war ensues! Post BD One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Vampires Don't Get Sick by disfunctioned movements reviews
One shot. I got sick and was thinking about vampires. Emmett is up to no good as usual.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Emmett, Carlisle - Complete
MSN conversation with the cullens by Alice1231 reviews
Msn Conversation with the cullens while the boys are at the Bachelor party Bella: bells1990 Alice: CreditCardFrenzy Roaslie: Imprettierthanyou Esme: EsmeEspecially
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Alice, Bella
Honesty by whitereflections12 reviews
When Esme catches Carlisle in a lie, it brings on the most serious fight they've ever had. Why would he lie to her, and knowing that he's capable, how can she trust him now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Grandfather by Miss Asian reviews
A sweet and tender scene between Nessie and Carlisle... Grandpa wasn't done any justice in loving her granddaughter in the book. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Happiest Place On Earth by Vanessa Wolf reviews
Carlisle surprises the kids with a special graduation trip to Disneyland!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,688 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dancing by jordananne reviews
Alice and Emmett get bored.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Red and White by Wolf Babies reviews
Oneshot Bella and Edward are playing a game of chess, when Bella notices similarities between the game and her life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Final Fitting by InterruptedProgress reviews
“I’m sorry, but Bella’s not here.” He said gruffly. I could see he wanted to get back to his game, but my plans for today did not include football. “I know that.” I chirped and Charlie’s eyebrows rose in question. “I’m here to see you.”
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,409 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Esme's Baby by mamakat05 reviews
Esme take's Bella to meet her baby boy, on Mother's day.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Can't be too careless by Rare but somehow funny reviews
Harry and Ginny will learn their lesson. Don't leave condoms lying around...especially around a curious 5 year old girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
What Are Brothers For? by MidnightWalking reviews
Challenge response. Emmett shares his feeling about Alice shortly after the family learns where she spent her last human years.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
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Angels of God
I actually wrote this for a contest, which is over now, but I thought I'd publish it to see what y'all think. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
My Mother Would Have Loved You reviews
Hey, y'all. I updated the story and made it even better. *Smiles* I hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Jasper & Alice OneShots reviews
These are a collection of Jasper & Alice One-Shots. Enjoy. : Rated T. They're not in order, by the way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Jasper, Alice
Alice & Emmett's Battles reviews
Well, the title says it all, really. Alice and Emmett go head-to-head playing Black Ops, and well, things don't turn out so well. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Carlisle and Alice reviews
Just some one-shots I put together about Carlisle and Alice. NON-ROMANTIC!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Carlisle, Alice
Beauty by Alice Cullen reviews
This is a poem I wrote, for Jasper. It's in Alice's POV
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Call Me Dad reviews
This is my first Carlisle and Alice story, I think you will truly love it. R&R&R Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Carlisle, Alice
Sweet and Low reviews
This is a random one shot/song thing... I got bored, watched some Alice and Jazz videos on YouTube... I found a video with them and this song... I got bored. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete