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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19566 - Favs: 6,609 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 12681 - Favs: 6,072 - Follows: 5,414 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Devil by ExquisiteEdward reviews
Bella has a less than stellar love life. That is, until a new neighbor moves in next door. But how long will it take her to overcome her hatred of the cocky, fast-talking, self-absorbed jerk? Humor, no angst. AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,468 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suspicions: The Tale of the Maybe Vampire by IrishLoveForever reviews
Geeky Bella has a theory. She suspects that popular Edward Cullen is not who he claims to be. Are her crazy speculations true or will she be left feeling foolish? Most importantly, how far is she willing to go to prove herself accurate? OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,463 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3302 - Favs: 4,056 - Follows: 3,592 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8856 - Favs: 5,416 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet Variable by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He white-knuckles his pen, dragging a line of ink across the page. I can guess which passage he's marking: "All things truly wicked start from an innocence." Hemingway wouldn't have known about us. No one does. Teenage E/B, AH, quasi-dystopian.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,798 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,073 - Reviews: 9261 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Misdialed by Elizabeth142 reviews
Alice is determined to find Bella the perfect man but Bella is just not interested at the moment. Trying to cancel a date Alice set up for her she misdials and ends up talking to someone else. Rated 'P' for potty mouth Bella X Edward All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,233 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3529 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19216 - Favs: 7,955 - Follows: 6,558 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 11917 - Favs: 6,854 - Follows: 6,059 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Affair by johnnyboy7 reviews
After the death of her father, Isabella Swan moves to the East coast where she meets dentist Edward Cullen. He's older, a father, and married. Sometimes, you can't tell your heart who to love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,525 - Reviews: 4776 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,639 - Reviews: 16098 - Favs: 8,624 - Follows: 5,653 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hello Beautiful by SoapyMayhem reviews
COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 67,794 - Reviews: 15568 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Sex by erinbatt reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6048 - Favs: 4,680 - Follows: 3,487 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 19920 - Favs: 11,229 - Follows: 6,804 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Laid Bare by Brits23 reviews
Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 269,083 - Reviews: 4619 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7249 - Favs: 4,081 - Follows: 3,743 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outbound by aftrnoondlight reviews
Two beautiful souls humbly traveling life's lonely path, until fate suddenly shows her hand. Will Edward and Bella surrender willingly... A tender, romantic tale of love and life in the clouds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,508 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 2925 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 2,988 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21191 - Favs: 10,299 - Follows: 7,878 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
True Nature by m7707 reviews
An expert in vampire psychology, Dr. Bella Swan is assigned to the Institute's most intriguing captive to date: Edward Cullen. But who is studying whom? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,162 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10842 - Favs: 5,439 - Follows: 5,724 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6644 - Favs: 4,871 - Follows: 4,789 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tangled Up In Blue by TxBirdie reviews
Edward Cullen is looking for inspiration to write THE American novel. Bella Swan is looking for inspiration, any inspiration, to pull her from her doldrums existence. But what they find in each other, neither of them could have expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 147,354 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7599 - Favs: 7,777 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Veronica by cosmogirl7481 reviews
1994 was the year that The Cranberries lingered on our radios and Jordan Catalano was still the hottest boy we could imagine. But it was also the year that Bella Swan decided to keep a diary. A record of her actions. A place to share her thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 42,852 - Reviews: 4661 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,686 - Follows: 5,602 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 6812 - Favs: 6,274 - Follows: 4,905 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 314,898 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 3,363 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
bound for glory by wtvoc reviews
A new fic by jandco & withthevampsofcourse- A ridiculous tale of accidental misdemeanors, felonies, past affairs and six kids on the run from life. Not necessarily realistic, but AH anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,478 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010
The Imprint by Kat097 reviews
In a world where imprinting is the norm and to think of resisting it is to face social disgrace, Bella Swan finds herself facing the dilemma of whether she should follow her instincts or her beliefs. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,495 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good vs Evil by kitkat681 reviews
The Devil has released his son, the Anti-Christ on the world. God has asked his only child to save the people of the Earth. Too bad neither of them wanted the job. Jesus is a chick? Rated M for sexy times and a complete disregard of Christian beliefs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going Under by sparklnfade reviews
It's been ten years since the summer Bella Swan's life changed. What will happen when she comes face to face with the reason for it? She went under once, will she go under again? AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 6292 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rebound by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Room With a View by SHL23 reviews
Endless scripts to read, a tyrant boss to tolerate, and a rather lackluster personal life. It was a good thing Bella Swan's office provided the perfect view of the building's hotshot lawyer. Now if only they'd share more than a glance each day. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,364 - Reviews: 2507 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 3,547 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
No Measure of Time by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, no matter how much time and distance you allow, there are some things, some people you never get over.  What happens when the one who got away is the very one you refuse to let go? E/B Rated M for adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,501 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sins of the Father by bethaboo reviews
Bella Swan breaks free from her mother's influence and is desperate to prove her music blog speaks for her generation. Edward Cullen is an Irish punk rocker with a dark past. When they collide, nothing will ever be the same. AH Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 222,542 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Watch Me by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's obsession with wristwatches & her preoccupation with the Sky God next door coalesce in a serendipitous way. Birthday onehsot for Michelle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 176 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dress by BittenBee reviews
It's Christmas time, and Bella receives a mysterious package in the mail. She has no idea who the sender Edward Cullen is. They must track each other down over multiple digital platforms and in-person encounters to get to the bottom of the mix-up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7566 - Favs: 4,818 - Follows: 3,478 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nightingale Journals by kimpy reviews
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3425 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cure For A Broken Heart by SoapyMayhem reviews
Complete - After a bad breakup, Bella takes a trip back to her hometown to spend Valentine's Day alone. What happened to the beautiful broken boy she finds sitting in the rain outside her neighbor's house? Can two broken hearts heal each other? Drabble
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 184 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worship by beegurl13 reviews
"Age shouldn't matter. When you meet the person that completes all the unfinished parts of you, it shouldn't matter about anything else." The story of a brazen young man, an invisible woman, and an unholy worship. E&B, AH, rated M, drabble-ish type fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 81,100 - Reviews: 5913 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giofógach by ltlerthqak reviews
I didn't know anything was missing from my life until I met him at the carnival. Were my gypsy lifestyle and unbelievable gift too much for him to accept? And was there something bigger we should have been watching for? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 214,395 - Reviews: 2439 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3063 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 955 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rinse Cycle by Shahula reviews
College senior Bella Swan is trying to put her past behind her and be a responsible adult. Her plans get tossed aside when dirty boy Edward Cullen appears at her local Laundromat. It's time to get dirty and come clean. AH/AU, M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 37,699 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sin by mamasutra reviews
"By that sin fell the angels" Can a person find the truth in a web of lies? a smutty mystery filled a witfit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't You Wanna Take a Ride with Me? by stephk0525 reviews
Can an intense encounter that began in the gym's sauna lead to a meaningful relationship? Cautiously, Bella attempts to test drive this theory with her gorgeous Spin teacher, Edward. Fasten your seat belts and hold on tight. Rated M for L/SC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 147,816 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dirt Roads by winehoes reviews
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,850 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 5,100 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5108 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9468 - Favs: 8,248 - Follows: 6,161 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4428 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 4,521 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 3852 - Favs: 3,359 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do Over by TKegl reviews
Every Christmas Eve, Edward Cullen sits in a bar and regrets the decision he made ten years earlier that tore Bella from him. But when he gets a second chance to right that wrong, it's not quite what he expected
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,100 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 3,001 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3615 - Favs: 4,357 - Follows: 4,517 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Heard the Bells by beegurl13 reviews
When Edward's co-worker throws a Christmas party, he finds a lot of things he didn't expect...hot women, huge light displays, annoying Alice, blindfolds, jingle bell bracelets...wait blindfolds? Edward won't ever be the same after this night. E/B, M, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La Vie De Bella by coldplaywhore reviews
Stranded before Thanksgiving with no where to go. She throws caution to the wind and finds what she never knew she was looking for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through the Oak Door by struckatthesky reviews
One kiss sparks the clues, but what do they all mean? Bella dreams of her future, knowing the life she lives ends in tragedy. How can she change her story when she already knows the ending? The door is there, but where is the key? (AH)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,170 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Toil and Trouble by LyricalKris reviews
The people of the 1600's believed in the monsters that haunted their nightmares. When witches are suspected to walk among them, the small town of Forkshire is torn apart, and the secrets of some of its residents brought to light.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 659 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 24860 - Favs: 11,484 - Follows: 8,093 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lips Like Scarlet Sugar by aftrnoondlight reviews
"I think you liked me touching you in front of your ex, didn't you?" E & B are alone for New Year's ... or not. Written for the Squeeze My Lemon, Lemon writing exercise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Speaks in Darkness by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"It should have scared me, but it didn't. I shouldn't have wanted it, but I did." Dark and empty. Lonely and unfulfilled. Can two broken souls find connection in spite of their differences? E/B OOC Rated M because there will be sex and it will be hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,064 - Reviews: 3487 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Acquired Taste: Extras by Magnolia822 reviews
You will find the epilogue and outtakes here. Read AAT first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 501 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
Birthday by MaryElizabeth23 reviews
"My name is Bella Swan and I'm addicted to Coke." It's not what you're thinking ... it's much more ridiculous. Crack-fic. AH. B and E. Warning: May trigger bubble addictions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 1,328 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5187 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Girl by EZRocksAngel reviews
Edward meets a beautiful girl. For the Boys on Boards Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 4,232 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boardwalk Nights by tellingmelies reviews
My one shot written for mskathy's Haiti compilation. A summer full of firsts: first real kiss, first times, and first loves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4315 - Favs: 6,528 - Follows: 3,939 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8100 - Favs: 8,042 - Follows: 8,313 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7097 - Favs: 4,985 - Follows: 3,255 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 542,608 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,623 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 303 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6486 - Favs: 5,606 - Follows: 3,480 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
100 Hours by wytchwmn75 reviews
Bella has a 4.0 GPA & volunteers at the hospital. Edward is pierced & has tattoo's & has to serve 100 hours community service at the hospital. What happens when the bad boy finds out the good girl has a wild side? ExB, AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,862 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Perfect Space by AbidingByRhyme reviews
At 16 years old, Bella & Edward had fallen victim to a kidnapping. Since returning home, they find their only solace in each other. As Edward becomes overcome with the need to protect her from any further harm, she begins to need him in more ways than one
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 168,688 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,878 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 4896 - Favs: 5,556 - Follows: 3,615 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6086 - Favs: 3,762 - Follows: 2,380 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Quiet Fire by Magnolia822 reviews
"But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning." Ten years after a tragedy parted them, childhood friends Edward and Bella meet again. Can what was lost be recovered? E/B Some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,175 - Reviews: 8240 - Favs: 4,909 - Follows: 2,802 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Tokyo Style by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - Edward, a lonely executive on a business trip in Japan, is encouraged to loosen up and enjoy the city. Will he find a cure for the monotony in an uninhibited punk he meets in a Karaoke bar? Written for FGBAutism
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3554 - Favs: 4,444 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Companion by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella Swan always believed in happily ever afters.When she marries her high school sweetheart & starts her own wedding business, she thinks she's living her dream.Then it all comes crashing down.Can a handsome photographer help her believe in love again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,108 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Words by MyLifeandHis reviews
Edward is the king of Words with Friends at his office. What happens when he gets a sexy new challenge and a sexy new assistant? Written for Twinklings FMF, posted on their blog April 15th, 2011.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Case of Emergency by araeo reviews
Bella's getting over a bad break-up and her friends know just how to help. Especially Edward - he's all too happy to help her forget her ex. A story of mistakes, Mary Jane, and maybe a miracle. *3rd Place Judges' Score, High Times Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Higher Power by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - Sister Swan is disappointed when she is forced to confiscate marijuana from her favorite student. What happens when she goes to Father Cullen to ask for his mercy? Priestward/Nunella Lemon/Drug Use. Entry for the High Times Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
War Zone by aftrnoondlight reviews
Edward and Bella seek the clarity and wisdom to move on from horrific tragedy. Can they find the peace to heal in their bond? A love story as told by Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On Grey Mornings by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's tryst with power made her infamous. Hounded and ashamed, she's back in Forks to start over again, but where do you find a clean slate when everyone who sees you already knows your biggest secret? AH, adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,376 - Reviews: 3624 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Fear the Reaper by DoUFlanMe reviews
Edward tells Bella she's dead, and it sounds plausible. Also, he's really hot. Knights sometimes ride in on white hearses. A twisted tale of a mortician and the woman he loves. An undertaking between DoUTrustMe and BellaFlan. AH, OOC, Dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,113 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Candy From Strangers by High Times Contest reviews
"This weekend, I will kiss a boy. I will drink alcohol…I will do everything that Bella Swan never does. I might even take candy from a stranger." Entry for the High Times Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,100 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Edward, Bella
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 8953 - Favs: 8,231 - Follows: 4,775 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17459 - Favs: 9,117 - Follows: 5,244 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sessions by Rochelle Allison reviews
sparks, serenades, sexy smiles...sessions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,722 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mat by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella meets a mysterious and gorgeous Edward Cullen while doing her laundry late at night. They bond over their love of candy and a little old woman named Carmen. AH B/E 3 shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 538,967 - Reviews: 21114 - Favs: 11,570 - Follows: 7,318 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Bella is a relationship-weary sports journalist. Edward is a playboy, ex-pat American soccer player in London. When they meet, will they connect or kill each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,266 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4662 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 3,634 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by earthprincess4 reviews
Edward has always had 3 best friends: Bella, Emmett, and Jasper Swan. Growing up they were inseparable until divorce ripped them apart. Now all they have is summertime each year. Coming of Age story between E/B. Longer summary inside **PickAPicChallenge**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,226 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by PostSecret Prompt Contest reviews
A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: My downstairs neighbor and I have screaming matches to see who is loudest during nookie. I usually win.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
15 Step by Jenny Jerkface reviews
17-year old Bella Swan moves to Forks after being abandoned by her mother. With music as her only friend and a penchant for trouble, Bella just wants to be left alone. Unfortunately, her behavior attracts the attention of hot tempered Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,617 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4278 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 3,342 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Jingle Bella by cosmogirl7481 reviews
O/S Lonely and scorned, Bella is sarcastic and slightly bitter. A bad first date isn't helping things. Will a stranger rub her in all the wrong ways…or all the right ones? Rated M for dirty talk and smut because I wrote it. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chocolate Kisses and Robinhood's Barn by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
Edward Cullen does not take risks. It's not in his nature to drive cross-country on a spur of the moment invitation or make love to a girl after being with her merely a week. And yet, that's exactly what he does. Because Bella Swan is worth it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Enjoy the Holidays by Sierra Sitruc reviews
During a raging holiday party, a storm strikes and the lights go out. Fumbling through an unfamiliar, pitch black house, Bella bumps into a tempting stranger in the dark…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 4,642 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever and Ever by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward has been Bella's best friend since kindergarten, and so far he's made good on his promise to always do everything with her. But now that they're older, she finds herself wanting more. Can "forever" as just friends be enough? For The Cherry Exchange
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 213 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10897 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going Local by the-glory-days reviews
Edward Cullen thinks he is all alone on the train ride home from work, but a curious stranger interrupts his impromptu concert. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Judging Books by Savage7289 reviews
Debutante Bella is planning to follow Dad's footsteps. A chance meeting at a stop light with a beautiful boy on a bicycle gives her a new outlook on life. Is she willing to risk living life to the fullest with this fascinating, but damaged, young man?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,164 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mooning Over My Hammy by shalu reviews
For the Love of OJward entry. Bella needs to sober up before going home. A late night stop at Denny's provides her with more than breakfast, thanks to an old crush. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9218 - Favs: 6,006 - Follows: 3,592 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Violet by edieswan reviews
Sexy rich boy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Madonna, Metal, & Molly Ringwald Movies by TKegl reviews
It's the 80's. Bella's a head-banging Rocker with a soft spot for Molly Ringwald. Edward's a preppy Jock with a soft spot for Bella. They're from two different worlds... can their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17218 - Favs: 9,457 - Follows: 4,467 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate Me by xrxdanixrx reviews
Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,090 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13779 - Favs: 10,306 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14088 - Favs: 14,622 - Follows: 8,102 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 2997 - Favs: 4,345 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7697 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6294 - Favs: 5,177 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 3,410 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4535 - Favs: 3,704 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6155 - Favs: 3,953 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4615 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nature of Love by drotuno reviews
Hiking through the Appalachian Trail, Bella meets 2 brothers, 1 with a dark past. This is an adventure about friendships, love, loss and finding yourself. And just maybe finding more than you expected. AH/canon couples/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 192,543 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Retail Therapy by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella is successful and strong and has everything she thinks she wants in life. A chance meeting with a mysterious Edward one night, potentially changes everything she thought she knew and wanted. AU/AH/Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,825 - Reviews: 5009 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With or Without You by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella were once high school sweethearts. Years later, their lives converge unexpectedly, forcing Bella to deal with and accept things she's long since tried to move past. This story started with "Trampoline", once a WitFit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4845 - Favs: 5,542 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Room 15: The Original One Shot by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella Swan is an overachieving know it all, who is forced to work with arrogant Edward Cullen on research project for Medical School. Will they be able to fight their attraction as they work together in the confines of Room 15? M for lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 5,240 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lift Me Up by dariachenowith reviews
They say you should never judge a book by its cover, but this is easier said than done. FGB 09 story, canon fluff with some spicy snark, E/B, AU/AH. Rated M for lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,293 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Press by HappyWanderer reviews
With the heirs to his hotel completely out of control, Carlisle hires PR pro Bella Swan to do damage control. Will she be able to tame the infamous playboy Edward Cullen? AH, OOC ExB. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009
We're Married by dolphin62598 reviews
1st Place Winner Til Death Do Us Part O/S Contest Entry:A drunken night lands four friends in Vegas with the purpose of getting married. Best friends get to share their day with each other, but their spur of the moment nuptials don't turn out as planned
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12412 - Favs: 6,872 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Curtains by Rochelle Allison reviews
Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they won't love you back. Or maybe they just can't... right now. This is the WitFit plot "Curtains", novella-style.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,167 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Want No More by Savage7289 reviews
Bella's new job takes an unexpected turn when terrorists take over her office building. Bella is taken hostage, but the sexy head henchman seems to be exactly what Bella wants and needs. BPOV. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,296 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 734 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,381 - Follows: 6,087 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Healing Perfection by squarepancake reviews
No longer being written.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,979 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deadliest Catch by araeo reviews
Edward has a big project to do. Bella's been sentenced to community service. Add in some promiscuous parasites, dusty books, and maple doughnuts, and you get my entry for the AwkWard Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,769 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Part of Getting Stuck by profmom72 reviews
After getting stuck in a Christmas Eve blizzard, can Edward and Bella find a way to move forward? o/s.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Porn Star in Me by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
AU/AH Just a bit of one shot fun written for Ninapolitan's FFFA on Twilighted. After years of secretly loving each other, will they finally find each other at a BBQ at Emmett & Rose's house? Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Not for You by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella is an aspiring writer, who doesn't have time to date. In an act of desperation, Bella tells her mom, she has a boyfriend. Now Bella must hire a boyfriend for the holidays. Will Bella find that she likes her pretend world is better than her reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,895 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Good Girl by Innocent-Youth reviews
AH/Canon/OS. Bella is upset when she finds her boyfriend Jake cheating on her. Rose and Alice insist partying and getting drunk is the way to get over it. They meet the Cullen brothers and Bella decides not the be the good girl for once. Warning: Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 3,245 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sittin' On The Shelf by cutie sstb reviews
Bella has been working at Emmett's comic shop for 3 years. All the while, she has been trying to gain Edward's attention. Yet, Edward is oblivious to the fact that she fancies him. Will our Ednerd realize she adores him or remain in the dark?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Wake AKA Surrender the Booty by elusivetwilight reviews
When Bella's ship is captured by pirates, only one name whispers through her mind...Red Rum Cullen. Rated M for lemons of a pirate nature, violence of a bloodthirsty variety, and general rum drinking, whoring, and filthy pirate talk. Aye aye Cap'n!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 309 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Edward, Bella
My Life to Be by sleepyvalentina reviews
Forbidden attraction. Intense passion. Edward and Bella are committed to their significant others, who are equally committed to their jobs. There's no harm in platonic companionship. Is there? Commissioned by SassyKathy for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 2403 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets--including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6274 - Favs: 8,360 - Follows: 3,940 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by Twi-High Anonymous Challenge reviews
Bella’s bad & her moms had enough, & sends her to Bible boarding school in the South she meets a delectably Christian Prudeward who wants no part in her sexual shenanigans. Can she use her body to change his mind? After all doesn’t it boil down to biology
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself by JayJayHale reviews
COMPLETE Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will shock everyoe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,168 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just This Once by profmom72 reviews
Do Edward and Bella really mean their chance Christmas break one night stand will only be "just this once?" A o/s entry for AnythingGoesUnderTheMistletoe. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,040 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 204 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 8,981 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Error in Concupiscence by sleepyvalentina reviews
Sometimes it takes pretending to be something we are not to realize exactly what we are...and who we want. Halloween oneshot/cumshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
The Next Door Neighbors by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
B&E were high school sweethearts.Separated for college.5yrs later they are neighbors and both married to other people.Can they stay away from each other? Read to find out.Full summary in the prologue.AU/AH…M for lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,682 - Reviews: 4387 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Anti Pleasure Dissertation by colacherry reviews
She's a feminist, he's a realist. Watch them grow and develop as they learn and challenge each other through differing ideas about sexuality and life in general. AH ADULT THEMES, LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Addicted by creampuffsteph reviews
Entry for the Tattward & Inkella One-Shot Contest. When all is said and done, a person could be addicted to just about anything. For Edward Cullen, the addiction was ink...until he meets Bella. AH, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Piercings by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends forever. Add in jealousy, his occupation, and Bella's secret piercing and this is what you get. My submission for the Tattward and Inkella Contest. ExB LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Deeper Shade of Green by lola84 reviews
Bella moves to Forks for her senior year. When a mysterious new student turns her world upside down, will she have the strength to resist him, or is she destined to repeat her old mistakes? Will he be able to save her when the past catches up with her? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,000 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What I Really Want by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella meets Edward on New Year's Eve, and they spend four whirlwind weeks together while he is on break from college. On their last night they take a risk and tell each other what they really want. For the Love Through Lemons contest. Oneshot. AU/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5485 - Favs: 7,886 - Follows: 2,857 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8490 - Favs: 13,190 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Carry Your Heart With Me by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU, AH, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. A one-shot written for the Summer SmutDown.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suite 2226 by goldentemptress reviews
What lies behind the door of Suite 2226? Will Bella’s life ever be the same if she succumbs to the desire she feels for a forbidden lover? One-Shot entry to the Forbidden Love Affair Contest won 4th place, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Place Your Bets by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Collaboration with vanillabeans - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights; that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,483 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Capturing the Cub by EtrnlPsyche reviews
Thirty-two year old photographer Bella Swan finds she's wants to do more than take pictures of her twenty-two year old subject, Edward Cullen. AH/AU. Lemon. Inspired by April 09 GQ photoshoot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Riding The Rails by Captain Jezebel reviews
Bella lives in NYC, one day while riding the subway she sees a very sexy stranger who gives her the ride of her life. AU AH OOC BxE one shot lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5372 - Favs: 7,587 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chastity Child by technically a lie reviews
The rest of the night was a blur of clothing being removed and skin. She tasted sweet and moist, like fruit. I should have known then, that I would fall for her. Edward Cullen realizes he's fallen for his long time sex-friend Bella Swan. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,080 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 192 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete