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Joined 02-14-10, id: 2255158, Profile Updated: 03-19-13
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

ok I love Twilight

i admit i made fun of it for a few years. i mean the premise sounded a bit goofy to me. 106 and year old vampire falling in love with teenage girl? i can barely hang out with teenage girls without wanting to kill myself (and i am in no way near 106). But then i actually read it and i have to say i am so sorry Stephanie Meyer. Even i get why a 106 year old vampire would love Bella.

I read Twilight in December. After that my little teenage sister introduced me to this great thing called Fan Fiction you may have heard of it. Its a magical world where your stories never end. So since then i have basically been sitting around reading every fan-fic I can get my hands on.

My favorites are alternate universe ones-when Edward leaves Bella in new moon and never comes back and then they meet years later and she finally figures out he loves her. Sweet and sappy. and yes Edward even more tortured its a beautiful thing.

but seriously some of the writers on here are just amazing. i really cant believe they are not professionals. so i decided to try my hand at it. Please let me know what you think because like all teenage girls i crave attention.

Love b

PS you can find me on twitter at besks come talk to me.

oh yeah feel free to send me messages. i may respond for a while and then start freaking out and screaming (with my hands over my ears) why is everyone pressuring me!! And then Tif comes and says Calm down its just mail.

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Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4881 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Chance Encounter by erinbatt reviews
His agony defines him. His memories destroy him. Offered the chance to leave the misery behind, Ed knew it was better to suffer than to forget-the ultimate betrayal, abandoning Bella.He already did that once. He'll find her again. HE HAS TO. -icrodrigues
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,467 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5451 - Favs: 6,565 - Follows: 5,205 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11486 - Favs: 9,107 - Follows: 6,586 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life Sucks and Then You Live Forever by Charlotte Webber reviews
Nessie's relationship with Jacob matures as she does, but it’s not easy. They must deal with war, loss, prejudice, tribal politics, and the unfathomable mystery of imprinting. A heart-warming saga sure to make you laugh, cry and swear before it’s over
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 223,612 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
By Blood and by Mean by windycitywonder reviews
Three chapters. Three months. October. November. December.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8914 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 4,869 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 4987 - Favs: 3,546 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Great Unknown by ScarlettLetters reviews
Edward's life changes in a way he never imagined. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. -MLK, Jr. Eclipse AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,420 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5861 - Favs: 6,132 - Follows: 4,838 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
From the Wings by LJ Summers reviews
Indie Finalist! Edward is content enough to see Bella a few times a year after she has chosen Jacob. Then, something not altogether unexpected happens & Edward is able to help Bella cope with her new circumstances...and maybe able to win her heart again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,312 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
But Inside I'm Screaming by epicinsanity101 reviews
Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
Teachers Pet by mpg reviews
Bella moved on after Edward left her and is now a teacher. When she starts at a new school, destiny intervenes to reunite them. Now she is faced with new challenges/decisions. B&E/Canon Pairs/Lemons/Violence. -COMPLETE- NB 4 EPOV see Student Liaisio
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,557 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3065 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2572 - Favs: 3,364 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
An Angel Lost by Alizabeth Roc reviews
A haunting tragedy. A baby and her mother die and rage is unleashed on the Cullens. The end will shock you.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Sam - Complete
When Pigs Fly by BellaFlan reviews
Crack fic - slightly OC. Bella seeks sex advice from Emmett. It involves a drunk pig. Need I say more? For Mature audiences only! Contains graphic language, sexual acts and an incident of slash. None of these acts are performed on the pig though.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
A Virgin's Liberation by annanabanana reviews
A schmaltzy Bella & Edward story replete with sidesaddle horseback riding and quivering... oh, just read it. Rated M for all the good reasons. Written for ilsuocantante's Birthday. It's supposed to be Harlequin-esque.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Lines by windchymes reviews
With just weeks to go before the wedding, Edward reveals a secret from his human life which leaves Bella shocked and wondering just how well she knows the man she is about to marry. This is very much an Edward and Bella love story. S Meyer owns all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,462 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Antithesis by gkkstitch reviews
What if you lost your heart's perfect match? Edward knows someone who is living his worst nightmare, who has vowed that Edward and Bella will never suffer that heartache, even if the Volturi may be the source of that threat.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,164 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The 100 Year old Virgin aka Emmett's Advice by BellaFlan reviews
Cut to the bachelor Party scene from Breaking Dawn. Emmett decides it's time to give Edward "The Talk". One shot...just a bit of fun. Rated M for graphic language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5592 - Favs: 5,142 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2273 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Defense of Mike Newton by SmileyCelli reviews
For everyone who is bashing Mike right now, this is for you! Mike may be crude and vile, but he has a softer mind! MPOV takes place after New Moon, in the middle of Eclipse. Please, oh please, read and review! You'll get cheese!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Mike, Edward - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5258 - Favs: 4,740 - Follows: 4,122 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army by MarcyJ reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines. Cowritten with the hilarious lindaroo! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,505 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
Fair Game by Eowyn77 reviews
Edward got more experience resisting physical temptation while living in Alaska than Bella could ever imagine or would want to know. Written before the release of Eclipse, but otherwise true to canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,845 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Threadbare Tee Shirts and Sex Hair reviews
After hearing a crazy sex story from Jessica Stanley Bella decides to try getting to second base with Edward and ends up getting a home run. E/B Post New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Fan-fic
What does Bella Cullen do for all of eternity as a vampire? Read Fan-fiction, of course. She especially loves the ones about her and Edward. But she secretly loves the ones about Jacob. Shhhh don't tell Edward. Lets watch.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,470 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Emmett’s Church Standup Comedy Show reviews
The Cullens Attend Bella's funeral in Forks. Emmett steals the show with his eulogy for Bella's humanity. Bella thinks it funny, Edward not so much. Don t worry it gets funny.This is the good one read it. E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Funny Sexy Emmett reviews
The Cullen's think Bella is dead until they show up at her funeral or FUNeral as Emmett makes it. Emmett gives Bella a humorous eulogy. She thinks its funny. Edward not so much.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete