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Joined 02-14-10, id: 2255286, Profile Updated: 06-13-11
Author has written 4 stories for Cats, and Harry Potter.

Hi! My name is Ollivia Lynn Sullam. My parents died when I was a small one, so I moved into my grandmother's but kept my last name, Sulam. I'm mostly known as Livvy, or Olliv (because my eyes change from green to an olive color). I am obsessed with CATS, Glee, Harry Potter, AVPM/S, NCIS, and the Twilight Saga. I loooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee country and Taylor Swift. I play the guitar and the flute, and I live in Ohio. I am in my 9th grade year, but my testing level is College SENIOR. Creative writing is my favorite subject and I love sports. I irish dance.

I SUPPORT GAYS/LESBIANS. I am bi-sexual, thank you very much, so if you have a problem with that, GET THE FUCK OUT. No one wants you here.

I AM DEMOCRATIC! I wanted Obama for president, I do not support abortion, and he fit the bill. John McCain is loony, and could probably die from old age if he went for president.

Remember that contest thingy that I put up? It's not up anymore, and there were no official winners. I thank everyone who entered and you are all very talented. I could not pick a winner because basically no one entered. Oh well, I tried.

OMG, for all of you that have been reviewing, I think you guys are so awesome and that you really should give yourself a treat. You guys really make my day, and I really love hearing all of your constructive criticisms and love.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
(well, doesn't that contradict the bottom one ;) )
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(does that even make sense?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (If you could only hear the thoughts in my head)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (well i am)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm Catholic, so I MUST be a goody-two-shoes with no life outside religion.

I HATE STEREOTYPES!!

One more thing. I do not hate Miley Cyrus. I think she is very succesfull and a great performer, and I will never turn my back on her.

I like Michael Jackson, and I don't care about what other people say about him, he was awesome.

I am obsessed with CATS. Yes, obsessed. I'm practically stalking Jacob Brent (ahhh, so hooott). I loooove NCIS! Love it!!! SEAN MURRAY IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, RIGHT NEXT TO COOKIES AND MAGICAL MISTER MISTOFFELEES. Criminal Minds is my weakness. Reid is so FREAKIN CUTE! Degrassi rules. JONAS is awesome, no matter what people are saying about them.

I am also in love with Glee. I worship Sue Sylvester as my idol. I was, and still am, in love with Chris Colfer. I don't care if he's gay. We could make the awesome Bisexual-Gay couple. Or not. I also love Darren Criss. I know he's straight, but if he and Colfer got together, Chris' name could be Chris Criss. Just saying. :)

OMFG, I DO CUSS (only sometimes) AND I AM OBSESSED WITH MAKING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY CANON COUPLES HOOK UP (mcabby for example) AND I DO THINK THAT ABORTION IS OKAY (in certain situations) AND I DO BELIEVE IN BARACK OBAMA AND I DO STALK MY CELEB CRUSHES AND I DO LISTEN TO AQUA AND MILEY CYRUS AND I DO STILL SING ALONG TO THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACk AND I DO THINK JEMIMA AND MISTOFFELEES ARE SOULMATES AND I DO THINK THAT TONY AND ZIVA AND ABBY AND MCGEE SHOULD JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY AND... there, I said what I like and what I don't like. So If you don't like the couples I write about I think you should keep you shit to yourself. If you don't like it, why are you reading it in the first place? Shut up. The review button is only for CONSTRUCTIVE criticism and NICE thoughts.

We are not what you think we are, we are GOLDEN, we are GOLDEN.

Wazzup people? I'm Darinda, and yes me and Livvy are sharing an account. She was originally Olliv Lynn SUllam, but now she isn't. I hope you guys don't mind me tagging along, I'm just helping Olliv build her story numbers. She only has like, 2, and I wanna increase that. I won't be intruding on Livvy's current story, but I will be writing on my own. SOmetimes we will work together...

So now I shall tell you about me. I'm Darinda Reuben, I'm 16, just like Livvy, and we go to the same school. I prefer writing fanfiction over fiction because I don't like couples that tv writers come up with. I do have an obsession with Glee like Livvy does, but I'm not into broadway...Yeha. Olliv just tried to throttle me.

Speak of the devil...she's been my best friend forever. And if any of you take a wind at her, I'll unleash my Latina wrath. Dead serious. I'm not going to list that stereotype thing...okay, now I have too!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
(well, doesn't that contradict the bottom one ;) )
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(does that even make sense?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (If you could only hear the thoughts in my head)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (well i am)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I am Latina, so I MUST want to have sex with everyone I see.

I'm Catholic, so I MUST be a goody-two-shoes with no life outside religion.

I HATE STEREOTYPES!!

As you can see, I'm a bit feisty.

As/N: Whenever the Authors Note is underlined its me, Darinda.

Whenever it's bold, its me, Olliv.

Its both now :)

Please don't leave because of Darry...she wont be a nuisance.

Haha, you're hilarious, Liv. But seriously. I'm just here for the fun :)

Randomly list twelve of your favourite Glee characters: (DARINDA!!!)

1. Kurt

2. Mercedes

3. Jeff

4. Blaine

5. Sam

6. Puc

7. Wes

8. Brittany

9. Ra

10. Santana

11.

12. Finn

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Lauren/Puck? Yes. They're canon, so they're bound to have a fanfic :P

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Blaine? Hot? Hells ya! Duh...Darren Criss makes me cry from his hottness, and thats saying something...

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Finn/Brittany pregnancy, well, lets see...Rachel would storm out like a diva, Santana would murder Finn, and Kurt and Mercedes would post it on Facebook. Immediately.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

The last one I read about Rachel was her paired with Kurt...*shudders*

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Mercedes already tried Puck, and he wasn't black enough for her or something.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Sam/Rachel or Sam/Santana...Sam/Rachel. But only because Santana belongs to Brittany

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Wes walks in on Mercy and Finn? He would cry because everyone knows he's in love with her :P

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Jeff needs a beard to hide from his parents. Santana needs a beard because she's still angry with Britt... and look what happened.

Well that was lame :P

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Probably. I don't read Kurt/Brittany much, but there might be..?

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Don't Give up (...well, that sounded cheesy)

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Blaine de-flowering Kurt? For all we know, that's already happened ;)

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Yessir. Olliv is obsessed with Wes/David...why? I'll never know...

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Er, I think I've been gushed to about Quinn/Jeff before.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Idek...my bff rose? :D

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Mercedes/Blaine/Sam? Not altogether, HELL TO THE NO. Maybe if you too Mercy out, or took Blaine out, they would.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

HOLY SHITTIN FUCK! (jk, I'm not even sure if she's ever impressed enough to actually enjoy sex)

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Last Name ;)

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Kurt/Puck/Finn? EWWW~ Warning: Incest and bromance turned to romance...and bondage :P

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Santana is NOT hitting on Mercy...I won't allow it!

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Back before Blaine existed ;)

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Puck's too macho to have a kink...he's a sex shark, nothing impresses him.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Would Lauren shag Rachel? Neither, that just does not work...

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Jeff, I guess? I'm not sure if Wes is manly enough to top...but then again, I'm basing this off of Telly Leung, soo...

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with
Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief
unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true
love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your
friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Kurt and Rachel are in a happy relationship until Rachel runs off with Blaine. Kurt, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lauren and a brief unhappy affair with Finn, then follows the wise advice of Sam and finds true love with Jeff.

Ew. Ew. EW! I would give this story the title "When Kurt had a nightmare"

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Awww :)

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Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5318 - Favs: 8,744 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Do You Love Me? by Thine Own Self reviews
Series of one shots with numerous CATS couples; index now added so you can find couples easier :P It's so easy to fall in love...the part that trips us up is having to tell them.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 55,336 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010
Adventures of a Jellicle Understudy by Mistoffolees'girl89 reviews
CHAPTER 13 IS UP! Misto plays a bit more of a supporting role in this chapter, and Andrew and Gillian feature a bit more, you actually get to hear them talk for more than a quip! Based loosely on Mistoffelees' New Owner by Yayne. read, respond, enjoy!
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,960 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Worlds Apart by surnaturelle reviews
After a car accident, Darren and Blaine swap bodies. Will they be able to go back ? How will Kurt and Chris react ? Set before Funeral/during the shooting of Funeral, based on speculations at the time. Established Klaine, CrissColfer to come.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,501 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sparks To A Relationship by MizzRawrLovezYaoi reviews
Kurt finds out something that tears him apart and he distances himself from the man he loves. When Jeff comes to help him he's more than happy to see what the blond has in store in order to win Blaine's affection.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12254 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Haute Couture by LPBekka reviews
In the year 1889 a young fashion designer by the name of Blaine Anderson is about to meet the love of his life, the most beautiful woman in Paris only to discover that she is not all she seems. Klaine, Warning: Lemon, Cross Dressing, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,140 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Panic Room by VanillaSlash reviews
"No you won't." And if Wes sounds quietly furious, it's only because he's entitled. Because Blaine is hurling himself into danger because he loves Kurt, and David, no matter what he thinks, does not love Wes. Wevid; Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Wes, David
Life After Everything Else by La Femme Victorienne reviews
AE. When Alice decides to stay in the mysterious world of Underland, how does her life pan out? Will she find love and a place she can finally call home, or will she have to put everything aside as a darker force approaches?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,218 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Alice in Wonderland 2: Back in Time by The Dark Knight's Revenge reviews
Alice returns to Wonderland to find it shattering apart. What will she do, and more importantly, will the Hatter be after her heart?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Caught in a Bad Bromance by klemonademouth reviews
In which Kurt hates Valentine's day, and Wes and David are horrified at his lack of bromantic knowledge. Also, the Warblers have an epic, masculine Valentine's Day Party . No spoilers for the V-day episode, cuz it's technically AU. KurtxBlaine. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Affinities by The Cimmerians reviews
Three things Chris and Cory have in common, and one thing they don't.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
There's Just No Getting Over You by GleeBro reviews
What happens when Kurt gets a boyfriend in Season 1? What happens between Kurt and Finn? Will Kurt find love or be crushed by the people he loves? Kurt/OC
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 95,907 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
From Wrong to Right to Wrong by Don't know Don't care 38 reviews
Jemima likes Pounce, and Misto likes Victoria. After the Christmas Ball, tensions arise, friendships break, romances emerge, and lines are crossed. What is right, and what is wrong?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Jemima, Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Family Times by Magical.Misses.Mistoffelees reviews
Misto leaves the junkyard, and a broken-hearted Rimabeth.She doesn't eat, sleep, she doesn't leave the den. Except when confronted by someone she killed. Who says they know just where the lost tuxedo cat is. Chapters 1&7 fixed
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,003 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Of Death and Glitter by FantabulousMe reviews
It all began with the dreams. Then came the visitor only he could see. He was told of a destiny- one that would spell out the death of all whom he loved. And only his own demise could save them... again. Eventual Tugger/Misto
Cats - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,096 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Tellall by Quill of Thoughts reviews
Who is Quaxo? And why does Mistofelees look so much like him? Only two cats in the junkyard know, and they've decided to tell. NOT slash, and it gets better as it goes on, so don't just read the first chapter.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,274 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger
Cinderella by Magical.Misses.Mistoffelees reviews
Father daughter fluff between Jemima and Munkustrap. Set to Cinderella by steven curtis chapman. Jemima, the daughter of the protector which is a low job gets together with Mistoffelees the most respected family in the junkyard super cute and adorable
Cats - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jemima, Munkustrap - Complete
My Soultwin by Insanemistosingsmore reviews
Jellicles are the embodiments of the Gods that normal cats worship....so what happens when the God of duality is missing his other half? includes Quaxo/OC, Cori/Tanto, and Mungo and Teazer as siblings!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Family Matters by Magical.Misses.Mistoffelees reviews
Rimabeth is called in by her brothers-Rummy and Munkus-to come and help with a little problem. She's also in hope of getting together with and old flame.Not only that,but it would seem as though we have a traitor in our midst. Better than it sounds!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Munkustrap, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Big Paw by Rosebud5 reviews
Mistoffelees burst into the middle of the Yard, drawing all eyes to him as he screamed at the top of his lungs. "I SAW HIM! I SAW HIM WITH MY OWN TWO EYES!" "Saw who?" Alonzo asked, rasising an eyebrow at his younger brother. "BIG PAW!" Misto screeched.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Hey, by scary wolf 27 reviews
ONE-SHOT, Song-fic. Rumpleteazer is upset, and Mungojerrie has a crazy idea that will hopefully cheer her up. Mungo/Teazer Fluffiness! ;D
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer - Complete
Silver and Gold by Roselna reviews
Munkustrap is being loaded down with the stress of being the Jellicle Protector. Then his father drops the bomb that he has to have a mate. After the Jellicle Ball he tries to ask Demeter, but things go horribly wrong. For my 1st anniversary! Please R&R!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Demeter, Munkustrap - Complete
My Curse by IcedAjack reviews
Mistofelees is out practicing his magic when fate rears its ugly head and changes his life forever. one shot
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria - Complete
According to You by Roselna reviews
Tumble's been really mean to Electra for a long time now. What is this queen going to do? Entry for RambleTamble's contest.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Electra - Complete
Magestic and Shimmer by Roselna reviews
Skimble found two kits in an allyway walking home from the train station, just after they had been attacked by Macavity. They join the Jellicles, and this story follows them.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 47,450 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Harry Potter and the Jellicle Protectors by raptoregg64 reviews
Set during OotP, Remus Lupin has discovered a tribe of creatures known as "Jellicles." In exchange for protection from the devious Macavity, they agree to send a few of their members to protect Harry at Hogwarts. For Insanemistosingsmore's X-over contest.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Harry P., Jemima
It All Started With by witchgal reviews
They didn't know that one note would change their lives forever,but as their new love blooms Voldemort forces Draco to choose a path that'll test their love and where their loyalties truelly lie,set around 6th book...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,397 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderfully Mad Idea by Erik's little bird reviews
This is just a continuation of the scene between Alice and a certain Hatter on a balcolny before the battle against the Jabberwocky. Please don't flame, it's meant to be slightly fluffy.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Of Illness and Feelings by Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistoffelees reviews
This is for the Fluff-fest Contest. It's a rather cliche. One-shot for now. Mr. Mistoffelees has contracted an illness and Victoria cares for him. Can they share their feelings for each other?
Cats - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria - Complete
My Rockin New Years by ohyeaitsnikkiJ reviews
Why did all this happen to me? on new years! sorry i don't want to give much of the story away.Nick/Macy
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2010
Catch Me by Hazelthorn reviews
Yay! Another songfic! This one is dedicated to you. Yes you, silly, have you ever had a story dedicated to you. This is a Tantamiri and Mistoffelees moment, with a TON of fluff. I hope you all like it!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Red and Black by Don't know Don't care 38 reviews
For many generations, the tribe has followed the traditions their ancestors left behind: White cats must mate with black cats, and under no exception can a red cat mate with a black cat. What happens when Jemima falls in love with a certain black tom?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,370 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Jemima, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Tender Caress, Captivated By Love by jelliclerose reviews
When Electra makes a mistake, Mistoffelees' world crashes, and Electra is left devastated. It is either up to Misto to show her that what she did doesn't matter or Electra to apologise. Please read and review. COMPLETE!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Complete
What Magic Can't Fix by Kiro Talon reviews
Quaxo and Victoria were always destined to be together. See why in this short story that tells the tale through Quaxo's magical eyes.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,358 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
Summer Skies by JestaAriadne reviews
Summary: CATSfic. Happy, sappy, silly story about lazy SUMMER days in the junkyard… and a bit of midsummer madness too it seems. I miss the sun so much!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey, Jemima - Complete
The New Cat by Stubby the Newsgirl reviews
This is a CATS fanfic. What happens when Etcetera sees Mistoffelees playing in the junkyard with a new cat? Read to find out!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2000 - Complete
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Wizards meet Jellicles reviews
When Hermione, Harry, and Ron have to go to the Junkyard to destroy Voldemort and Macavity, Hermione gets to learn about love, crushes, and jealousy. So do Ron and Harry. Oh boy. Rated T for some language my loose tongue and certain situations.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,571 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Hermione G., Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Snapple reviews
Just a collection of oneshots containing our favorite cats. Prompts based off of various snapple facts, nothing much else. Please review, and feel free to give facts for prompts. This is by Darinda, not Olliv, though she helped.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011
Defy the Rules reviews
Jemima hates her life. She's married to Admetus, though she's in love with Misto. How will she get her way out? One shot, song by Nickelback. Rated for slight language, but nothing quite obscene.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Jemima, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Let's try out my magical powers reviews
Jemima and Misto love story...sorry, I'm not good at summaries. One shot- my first fan-fic.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Jemima - Complete