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Joined 02-15-10, id: 2255946, Profile Updated: 06-15-11
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Nickname: Smalls!

Birthday: 25 March

Star Sign: Aries

Happiness is: …Coke as in Coca Cola!

If I ruled the world I’d ban: Hmm…a lot of things

My most precious possession is: If we’re talking inanimate I’d say my laptop, anime and manga and music collections!

If I had to invent something it would be: Uh…Maybe a robotic personal assistant. Haha

My best friend would describe me as: “Different”

If I was invisible for a day I would: Pull the most epic pranks!!!

Favourite Foods: Anything Italian or Indian

Favourite place in the world: Japan!!!

Favourite movie: Definitely the Back to the Future trilogy!

If I were a cartoon character I’d be: Shikamaru Nara for sure

Favourite Drink: Coke!

Describe yourself in one word: ehhh…eccentric

I really should stop:…being shy!

Favourite ice-cream: any! I’m an ice-cream loverrrr!

What makes you laugh: wow, pretty much anything remotely funny, can’t control my laughter

Who would you like to be stuck with on a deserted island: hehehe...Chace Crawford – Nate in Gossip Girl

Famous people you would love to meet: J.K. Rowling and Masashi Kishimoto…and…Chace Crawford!

Your worst feature: I’m short (as in height wise) lol

If you could have superhero powers for a day, who would it be: I dunno, maybe Pyro from X-Men?

Occupation: Student, Genetics masters year at UKZN, South Africa

Musical tastes: Rock…all forms of it \m/

Musical Instruments: Acoustic guitar

Favourite anime/manga: Naruto, Yu-gi-oh!, Bleach, Kuroshitsuji, Vampire Knight, Fairy Tail, Pokemon, Beyblade

So my profile seems a little bland...so thought I'd spice it up a little...with awesome stuff I've seen on other profiles! Don't sue meeee hahaha!


1. Who are your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Itachi, Deidara, Shikamaru, Hinata

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

NaruHina and SasuHina

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan?

Oh no no no

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

No I haven't. Well not yet anyway...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Hmm...not really...

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?


9. Which team is your favorite?

Team Kurenai :)

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)


11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

yes. yes I do

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

I'm on the fence...

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Yes I have!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

No...Just from chapter 300 onwards

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?


17. SUB or DUB?


18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Neither. She's alright.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

He's pretty funny!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Madara Uchiha...

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

:O none!

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?


23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?


24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

One of the serious characters...like Sasuke or Gaara...and they'd be the opposite of their personalities...

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Hell Yeah!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yes I do

27. Do you own any Naruto merchandise? If so, what?

I've got all the episodes, sountracks and a PS2 game, and 3 psp games

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Sort of :/

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Yeah! Hilariousness!!!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?


31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

My brother...some of my friends...

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?


33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'


34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Not at all. Since I was already done with school when I started watching it ^.^

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

nah...well maybe a little

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?


37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

uhm of course not

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

I've drawn Ino...Sasuke and Hinata

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

no way

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?


41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Not taken over...I would say...added enjoyment! LOL :D

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Nurse Sasuke by Inuyonas reviews
The last Uchiha? He is. Rookie of the year? Been there. First Genin level S-rank rogue ninja? Done that. Kage killer? Ask Danzo. Madara reincarnated? Don't insult him. Nurse?. "Sasuke YOU HAD ONE JOB!"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fairy Tale by Inuyonas reviews
Ok. Remember all those Fairy tales we heard when we were young? Well Instead of those characters who were in them originally, imagine Naruto characters in their place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 111,048 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else! Now with 62% more sulfur and brimstone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 63,687 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven
WHO DID IT? by Inuyonas reviews
Hinata jumped up on the table and pointed out at the crowd of people much like Naruto did in the Chuunin exams. "FESS UP! WHO DID IT?" She screamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 44,155 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Gender Bender Panic by LostMyMind26 reviews
What would happen to the ninja in Konoha if one day they woke up and they were the opposite gender! Who did this to them? Why are only Konoha ninja involved? Who knows?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,148 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/30/2008
White Rabbit by MasochisticMeliii reviews
Hinata has to move to a new town leaving behind everything she has ever loved; her school, her home and most importantly, her best friend Kiba. What or who awaits her in Haizuren? Will she adapt to her new surroundings? Find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,804 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Little Things in Life by Trinity Effect reviews
Secrets and high school never mix; especially when your secret has to do with the King of the school. Bonds will be tested and hearts broken as a shy girl learns the hard way that growing up can happen faster than expected and all it takes is one mistake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,215 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Unveiling the Wallflower by BluAugust reviews
It is the start of senior year and Sasuke finds himself wishing it was already over, while Hinata merely wishes to survive. What neither one counted on was a bet that would bring them together and give them a senior year to remember. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,530 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Meant as a Joke by Andreya Halms reviews
One quick slit, and it was over, her heart emptying her veins with each passing beat. He had meant it as a joke, but who knew that things could go so horribly wrong? SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Okaeri by The Penumbra reviews
An excessively long-winded fic on how SasuHina came to be. He's back in Konoha, she's still obsessed with Naruto. Enough said. Prequel of sorts to 'Snapshots: Black and White'. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,364 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,607 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
I Was Wrong by LostInspiration312 reviews
“Sasuke!” I cried as I ran desperately towards him. I didn't care what he thought or of what people might think. Because this wasn’t how I wanted our friendship to end. I never want it to end... SasuHina and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,348 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Snapshots: Black and White by The Penumbra reviews
A series of snapshots throughout the years. Post-series - Sasuke, Hinata and their relationship. Part 5 - He would always love her. Always.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Konoha Cruise Ship reviews
After an encounter with a fortune teller Sasuke finds his whole world changing, he's paranoid about people with red hair and he wants something he's never wanted before, Naruto and Sakura will help him in his attempts to get it, on board a crazy cruise!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,332 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Awakening reviews
Kiba has to go away on a month-long mission leaving Hinata without her best friend, someone to confide in and he leaves her with an important decision to make. She finds solace in talking to Sasuke Uchiha, the only problem is...he's in a coma.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,780 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Ninja All Stars Tournament reviews
*Collaboration with Inuyonas!* With the impending doom of the 4th Ninja World War, Madara Uchiha will make an announcement to SHOCK the 5 great shinobi nations when he suggests an alternative to the war...with ulterior motives, of course...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Pein's Bachelor Party! reviews
It was the much anticipated wedding, so why has Konan left Pein at the altar? Who is she really in love with? We go back to the weekend of Pein's epic bachelor party when sudden realizations begin to surface and a past deed begins to haunt once more...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,734 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Konoha's Bash reviews
Ninja's may be able to kick butt, save lives and protect villages...but can they plan and throw a successful party? The end...who will win in all?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,989 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kingdom Konoha reviews
Troubling times are approaching the 5 great kingdoms and an evil plan is set in motion when Lady Hinata gets kidnapped at Princess Sakura's engagement ball. Now it's up to the knights of Konoha to rescue Hinata and put a stop to the evil plan!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Konoha 12 vs The Akatsuki reviews
Showdown of the century! Soccer style! What are the tricks, tactics and strategies used in soccer in the narutoverse? It's the Konoha 12 going up against the formiddable Akatsuki... Who will take home the glory of winning?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
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