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HI I'm FireTiger1008 (IMPORTANT: I WAS ANGEL1008)
I hope to be writing more storys soon until then i hope you enjoy my current storys.
I love writing storys and getting reviews from people so please read and review!
I also have a FictionPress acount i dont have much on there but i would love it if you poped over there and had a look for me http://www.fictionpress.com/u/727381/FireTiger1008 Thank you!
Thanks for visiting! :)
P.S. Sorry i havnt updated in a while ive been really busy this year and when i do have time to write i get writters block! Tipical! Anyway sorry about that i have so many stories more than you think i have a few i havnt uploaded so im going to try and finish all the stories i have uploaded first sorry for the wait and sorry for any inconvinence.
About a friend
some friends are in your life for a reason some only for a season.
To my friends
Friends are like pee in yor pants.
Everyone can see it
but only you can feel it.
Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
You and me are friends
you smile...i smile
you cry...i cry
you hurt...i hurt
you jump of a bridge im going to miss you.
Thanks to all my friends!
Other stuff!! :D If you find it amusing, post it into your profile...
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience..
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...of course, it's usually an oncoming express train...
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...(im not saying it is ok you use guns or kill anyone. It is never ok!!"
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take a chance?
Why be difficult when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says, "Good evening," and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your house before the police.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who annoy us.
I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free...so why is it that every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like Slinkies: seemingly useless, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It confuses them.
It's okto argue with two characters on your shoulders.
Flying is simple - you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
I don't get even, I get odder.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, EAT THEM! (But i don't think they would taste very nice)
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"
Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
If you are reading this, the first step in my evil plan is complete!
Sacrafice. Without fear there is no courage.
You broke my heart so i broke your nose and im not sorry i got blood on your clothes
Hey, you! Yes, you! Post this message into your profile if you can read it - over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
More randomness!! You gotta copy this into your profile...it's HYSTERICAL...
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
These are funny...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
OMG, CHECK THESE OUT!! Aren't they incredible? Copy this list into your profile if you like it!! (That's what I did.)
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters - DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters - BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters - MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters - A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters - THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters - HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters - HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters - CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters - IS NO AMITY
ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters - LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters - ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters - IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters - THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters - TWELVE PLUS ONE
If you are British and yet you speak another language, contrary to popular belief, copy this into your profile. (I can speak Greek, ,Italian, Spanish, Jappanise, French and Turkish and of course nglish :D)
If your friend has ever called you weird and you've responded with "Look who's talking!", copy this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason at all whatsoever copy and paste this into your profile. (A few times to many)
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (I am and so are most of my friends! :D)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile (: ) love them!! :D)
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you easily finish reading one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Everyone thinks i am insane)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
Most authors on FanFiction dot net don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you DO know the difference, and are sick of finding "your" instead of "you're", copy and paste this into your profile. (Your is like its your cup of tea and you're is a contraction of you and are)
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. (I hate it so much:( )
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (1 million times to many)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I argue with myself all the time luckly I haven't lost yet. :P)
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. (Yep... Probably all of them. :D)
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (I heard it was the first sign of maddness ahhhh)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, M. Night Wolfalona, littlebixuit, ShaggelmaLove, Jazzola, FireTiger1008
pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
If a pizza is a circle, and the slices are triangular, then why is the pizza box square?
If "Canadian Bacon" is really just ham, then what do they call bacon in Canada?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why is something transported by a car/truck called shipment, and why is something transported by boat called cargo?
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. I guess i can settle for second place.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
I love this it is so sweet!
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday(It most likely wont but i liked the first lot of questions)
Repost this is you truly believe in God...
P.S. God is always there in your heart and will always love you... if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you will who read this will not repost this.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Copy and Paste this in your profile if you truly believe in God...
So there was this missionary in Africa and he finds two guys fighting. So he breaks up the fight and one guy needs to go to the doctor so the missionary pays for it.
When he goes back home a few months later the people at his church tell him that they got the urge to pray for him so they got a group together and prayed. He asked the men who were there to stand up and they did. There were twenty six. The same amount of guards the man said he had.
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)
Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this nothing will actully happen but its just nice.
I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5
Things Not to Do at Hogwarts!! :)
1. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp (a dance involving the pelvic thrust) will not earn me any House points.
44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy
ladies:this will make you tear up : )
1-touch her waist
If you're weird and proud of it, post either of these cute rabbits on your profile page! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
I Love This
A Real Boyfriend
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie cause she thinks shes stronger than you
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she's having a bad day
When she steals your favorite hoodie
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she loves you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you;
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she says it's over
When she reposts this bulletin
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she's important.
- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, letthemusicplay, -Jessica-Bella, xxDeath's Daughterxx, i love the twilight series, Bonesrulz54, Inuyashagirl2015, Saxer, FireTiger1008(Although im not actully American...)
What Most Girls Don't Realize
But most of all
And most of all
I'm a girl, but I totally agree with this, and girls who gripe like this to their male friends(and maybe female if your bi or les) you should just shut up and look at who your griping to, because he or she is probably the one you should be thinking about.
Read please. Show that you care. i had tears in my eyes reading it :(
My name is chris,
I must be stupid,
I wish i were better,
I can't do a wrong,
When im awake,
Whem my mommy does come home,
I just heard a car,
I heard him curse,
He finds me weeping,
He slaps and hits me,
He's already locked it,
I fall to the floor,
"I'm sorry!" I scream,
The hurt and pain,
And he finally stops,
My name is Chris,
And you can help me,
I pray for your forgivness,
And because you ARE affected,
I am that girl,
The one who likes book more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
TOTAL: 14 (OMG!)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
TOTAL: 13 (Lol thats funny if not a little worrying)
"A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it."
"Music expresses that which cannot be put into words."
"I'm too positive to be doubtful. Too optimistic to me fearful. And too determined to be defeated."
"Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb."
"I prefer dreams over reality."-Adam Young (aka Owl City)
"Life is about falling- living is about getting back up."
"If god is the DJ, life is a dance floor, love is the rhythm, and you are the MUSIC."
"I'm not short, I'm fun size." (Im actully rather tall for my age but that is funny i know lots of fun size people :P)
"That which does not kill us, only makes us stronger."
"Be the change you wish to see in the wrold."
"Don't tell me sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon."
My random quotes :D
Me: Mum did you know there is spot on your elbow that you cant see?!
Me: Seriously its about there(Points at elbow)
Mum: why would I want to know that??!! You can't see the back of your head!!! You can't see your a* unless you look in the mirror!!!!! Is that what they teach you in school these days???!!! Where do you get this stuff from
(phone starts to ring) Mum: Could you get that for me?
Me: I hate anwsering the phone(Grabs phone and sprints across the room to mum before the person gets a chance to say hello)
(Ellen (My sister) is hanging half of the bed, almost on the floor)
In the cinema: (My sister is wearing Harry Potter 3D glasses about to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 for the 2nd time. What? Its a good film! Plus my dad hasnt seen it :P)
Me: I'm a dinosaur. Mooooo.
Me: I'm like a nightmare, I linger.
(Talking about Sonic Unleashed on the Wii)
(In the car park, standing next to a white van that has skulls painted on it)
(I am playing Sonic Riders Zero Gravity on the Wii. I am is Sonic, and in second with Amy in third place)
Ellen: I know a word in spanish that not many people know.
(Ellen is on the computer and I walk behind her and trip)
I know what your thinking. Has she lost it?? Just to put your mind at rest. Yes. Yes i have.
Try these out NO CHEATING!
Type Your Name: FireTiger
With Your Eyes Closed: FireTiger
With Your Elbow: FirferGTikgberrf (Started' to get the hang of that :D)
With Your Nose: FikfreTiger (Oh yeah! You're so jelous! I have nose skill :D I got Tiger right :D)
I was just to good at that :P Funny how when i type normally im more likely to mess it up :L
I saw this on somone else profile that they wrote them selves and its the same for me so i've just borrowed it from them and made a few minnor bearly noticable adjustments.
I'm the kind of girl who hates to be mean,
1. Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or mp3 Player, or whatever you use)
1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY
3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Cooler than me
9) WHAT IS 22?
10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Just a dream
19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Bang bang bang
Writtin in the stars(What a way to go :P)
22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Track 16(Errr maybe i should press the button again and i get...Only girl(In the world))
Let the sunshine
Best behaviour (Am i the only one who finds that funny?)
My wicked heart
2012(It ain't the end) (Im not rocket scientest but 2012 isnt that the future?)
29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Get outa my way
30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS PROFILE AS?
Funny Questions (I realized that some of these were actually true)
The more you learn, the more you know,
10 ways to annoy people
Ron: She hasn't seen me for 6 months and treats me like I'm Frankie first year.
Ron: Leave my girlfriend alone you numpty!
Pirates of the Caribbean:
Lord Beckett: You're mad!
Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth! [Turns to Gibbs] Hide the rum.
Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Jack Sparrow: Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Jack Sparrow: Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.
Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.
Gibbs: I know a man who has a goat!
Gibbs: All part of the plan, yes?
Prime Minister Henry Pelham: You are in the presence of George Augustus, Duke of Brunswick-Lüneburg. Arch treasurer and prince elector of the holy Roman empire and King of Great Britain and Ireland. And of you.
Angelica Malon: You were the only pirate I thought I would pass for.
Angelica: Admit it, Jack. You still love me.
Angelica: Wait! I am with child! Yours!
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"
Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
Sing Along At The Opera.
Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.(Pink is actully one of my least favorite colours cause my sister use to be obsessed with it! And i do karate and have done most my life!)
How to Tell if You're a Writer
Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile
How to Tell if you are a Bookworm: (Bold is what applies to me)
1) You have more books then you do clothes.
2) You have more books then you do Friends.
3) Anyone wishing to borrow your books must sign a contract, take a drug test, ect.
4) Someone tries to take your book to read the back cover and you growl at them.
5) Book based movies must be watched just to make sure they get it right.
6) You have sobbed (not cried, but sobbed) while reading.
7) You have had a full fledged laughing fit while reading.
8) The smell of books is one of your favorite aromas.
9) You never dog-ear your pages.
10) You know more facts about your books then you do your country.
11) You know more book characters then you do presidents.
12) The eleventh Commandment is "Thou shalt not spoil a book"
13) You NEVER leave home without a book.(I very rearly leave home with a book. I dont want it to get damaged)
14) When people ask how you read all the time you just laugh and say 'If you only knew...'
15) Anything and EVERYTHING reminds you of some book.
16) You have talked to your books while reading.
17) You have the same reaction to certain parts no matter how many times you re-read.
18) When a new book in a series comes out, you go back and re-read the entire series.(Na not always. I normally have several other books i have to finish :P)
19) You get in trouble for reading in class.
20) You start to get excited when you get reading assignments in class. (Not joking a actully do :P How bad is that!)
21) You've ever read the dialogue of a book out loud while using different voices for each character speaking. (Major one for me. lol)
Copy and Paste this into your profile if you are a bookworm and proud of it!
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
You say Twilight
Hey guys! Ok before you leave my profile i would like to ask you to check out some of my favorite authors and their stories. Some great ones that are currently in progress are The new 'Harry Potter' and SSS by NewbieCool she is a GREAT author and i suggest you check her stuff out. Its great!
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