Hello, I welcome you to my profile page and most sincerely hope you enjoy your visit.
WARNING: I am a super yaoi fan. If you have a problem with that then you can go suck a lollipop because we all have our own quirks and that's mine.
My favorite ship has to be Harry Potter, my favorite pairing being Harry/Draco because I love both of them and I think they would be amazing together. Every once in a while I'll drift to other parings too it really just depends on my mood.
I spend most of my time on here, or reading. Unfortunately I haven't found an idea that I like enough to make a post of my own, but hopefully that will change and I can finally contribute to this amazing site.
So much like my cigarette lighter
Feeding my addiction
-The headaches make me quake
The heartache breaks me
The pain is so much to bear
But i bear it
Because im strong
-The pain is so much
Yet your so used to it
You hardly feel it
Tearing you up inside
-My words on this page
Turning my tears black
The color of my heart
-I wrote these if you want to use them you can, just give credit to captianOfships please and thank you.
"An Atheist loves his fellow man instead of god.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
Evaded the Dementors..
Outwitted the Ministry..
Killed by a drapery.
I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt -
Men, chocolate and coffee are all better rich.
Roses are red,
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.
I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.
Once I had a handle on life; then it broke.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
And if you look closely to your left, you can see my sanity zooming away.Wave goodbye!
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
I'm looking forward to regretting this.
Something we can know for sure: All mushrooms are edible. Some of them just don't make you feel so good.
There are two words I hate: Don’t and stop. Unless you use them together.
I smile because you're my sister. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
He: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in?
He: Is this seat empty?
He: Can I invite you a drink?
He: Can I have this song?
He: Your body is like a temple.
He: Where were you all my life?
He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?