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Joined 02-15-10, id: 2256577, Profile Updated: 12-12-11
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Young Justice, and Harry Potter.

NAME: Sig, DUH!!

Sex: Yes please

Age: 18

FAVORITE COLOR: Purple

Favorite anime: FMA

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, being lazy, playing chess

Favorite song: Mockingbird by Eminem(at the moment)

Catchphrases: You suck, I'm better than everyone, I can fly, I am the one true god

Things I hate: loud things/people, bright colors, One Piece, birds, assholes, punks, tough guys, One Piece, emos, Jeff, One Piece, pointless arguing, One Piece

Most memorable sayings:(1) Naw, I don't think that you can't sing, I like it so much that I want to rip off my own arm and beat you to death with it,(2) The only thing you need to be happy in life is someone to hump,(3) Racist people make no sense, I could never be racist because I hate everyone equally.


Story Ideas:

Catch the Devil: DMC4/HP crossover (oneshot)

Pairing(s): None. Hinted Harry/Trish

It was a usual meeting between the Order of the Sword and Ministry of Magic Representative Harry Potter. All he was supposed to do was speak politely, mind his manners, discuss magic, and meet with His Holiness. Too bad all of this was shot to hell when Dante (the son of Sparda) crashes the party and assassinates His Holiness.

Soon Harry must uncover the secrets held within the Order of the Sword. In doing so, he is joined by the mysteriously familiar Gloria and the brazen and sarcastic teenager Nero.

A Mad Girl: Alice in Wonderland/HP crossover (oneshot)

Pairing(s): None.

Tossed into a muggle mental hospital because he was deemed too dangerous my the ministry, Harry had nothing but time on his hands. Late one night he is visited by a smiling, sarcastic cat and asked to break out the girl named Alice.

The Ghost With the Most: Beetlejuice/HP crossover (oneshot)

Pairing(s): Harry/Hermione, Harry/Luna Lydia/Beetlejuice

Harry was killed in the Graveyard after Voldemort's resurrection. When he wakes up in the most boring afterlife he has every heard of, he is wearing a white and black pinstriped suit and dealing with an incredibly annoying woman. Soon his meets Beetlejuice, his grandfather of sorts, and finds out that he must be summoned by someone living to interact with the living world once more.

In between traversing the afterlife, Harry must learn to control his powers of 'Literal Translation', find a summoner, deal with Lydia, and attempt to control Beetlejuice. All gthe while finding Hermione, befriending Luna, and finding out just who the hell picked the name Harryscary

Death Strikes Twice: Naruto/HP crossover (oneshot)

Pairing(s): None

During Pein's assault on Konoha, it was not Hyuga Hinata that stepped up in the defense of Uzaumaki Naruto, it was the mysterious stranger Harry Potter. Who is this man? Why is he so interested in the Rinnegan? What is his connection to Jashin and the Shinigami himself?

Singing Crows and Laughing Bats: Batman/HP crossover (oneshot)

Pairing(s) Harry/Barbara (Batgirl) onesided Harley/Harry

A Harry Potter new to Gotham City runs into Barbara Gordon, the daughter of the commissioner. Intrigued, he hits it off with her and is soon drawn into the shadowy, Hero-filled nights of Gotham City.

When the Bats are trapped, the Crow takes the night.

The Inferius Infection: Resident Evil(game)/HP crossover (oneshot)

Pairing(s): Harry/Jill

After moving to Raccoon City, all Harry Potter wanted was an average life. Too bad that dream was shattered when the infected began to roam the streets. Seeking shelter in a nearby mansion, Harry meets up with the strike team, S.T.A.R.S. and thrust into a world of horror.

The Truth of Equivalence: FMA/HP crossover (oneshot)

Pairing(s): Slight Harry/Hermione

When Harry gave his life for the Wizarding World it was not Dumbledore who greeted him, but the Truth. Losing something and gaining Alchemoy in return, Harry leaves Britain after the world on a journey of self-discovery. Years later he is contacted by his old friend Hermione Granger, and meets with her in a bar.

He soon learns that Ron is dead, the Death Eaters weren't as gone as he thought, and some new alchemist is attempting to create a Philosopher's Stone in order to revive Voldemort.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

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Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 70 - Words: 837,318 - Reviews: 5793 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 2,667 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 482,534 - Reviews: 4816 - Favs: 6,416 - Follows: 5,922 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U.
AAML: Diamond and Pearl version by EchidnaPower reviews
Follow me as I remake the DP episodes in order and in sequence, all so I can add the biggest star besides Ash himself. Misty! Watch her and Ash's love grow as they go on their journey. A Pokeshipping series. Also includes Penguinshipping, Handymanshipping, slight mentions of Contestshipping, and a Brock shipping to be named later. Oh yeah, there's PikachuXBuneary here too.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 817,731 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Brock/Takeshi, Dawn/Hikari
Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 218,098 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,810 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Jiraiya's Last Student by zentary reviews
After coming back from one of his missions, Jiraiya finds his 10 year old godson not being taken care of, Jiraiya decides to take Naruto away and train him. How will everything change? NaruHina strong Naruto AU. A little Sasuke and Sakura bashing in the beginning but none later on. The story was made before the foxes name got revealed deal with it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,328 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
POLL. Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 293,471 - Reviews: 4085 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 3,936 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Freedom has a Price by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto had a problem. He had no one to train him for the chunin exams, but more importantly, he had no one in life there for him that would also judge him. So naturally he was desperate. Yet you know what they say... "Desperation only attracts vultures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,346 - Reviews: 2639 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Nocturnal by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood. Overhauled in 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,241 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Link: Mage of Fairy Tail by Tenrousha reviews
After his defeat, Ganondorf attempts to drag Link into the dimension of his banishment with him. Link retaliates, but the result sends him hurling through dimensions to land in Earthland.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 203,861 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Link
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10148 - Favs: 10,137 - Follows: 7,152 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
New Perspective by Shadow2341 reviews
Sasuke wasn't the only one to survive the Uchiha massacre, his twin sister survived too… and her presence shifts the dynamic of Team 7 and the 'Rookie 9.' Action, romance, pain, and comedy ahead. Not your average twinfic. Narutocentric. PermanentHiatus. Remaining outline posted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 327,171 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Naruto U.
After The Fall by Hexalys reviews
For every scenario, there is more than one outcome. In this case, Arcee did not escape as quickly, meaning June didn't survive her encounter with Airachnid. MECH, after seeing a Spark firsthand, implements a new approach to Project Chimera, and through them Jack is changed in ways no one thought possible. The result, war between the Autobots and Decepticons will never be the same.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,520 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - [Jack D., Arcee] Optimus Prime, Megatron
For the Sake of One by notgonnasay09 reviews
AU. Inspired by "Betrayal," a fic by thymisticals. One incident against Naruto will change his path. What all can change with one betrayal? How will our hero change? Is it true that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,595 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,971 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Raised a Criminal by DiscipleOfAnime reviews
Naruto is kidnapped the night of the Kyuubi attack, but the Kyuubi is not sealed in him, but in his twin sister. Both Minato and Kushina are alive and Kakuzu gets ahold of the newborn Naruto and trains him. Ch. 38 Brawl in the Desert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 324,550 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dimension Father by Bloody Phantom reviews
Harry ends up in a different universe during the Battle at the Department of Mysteries. He have to save this world before his own. When he gets the chance to go back home, would he really want to? For why would he want to leave a world where his father is still alive? Where his father still needs him? Will he have a choice?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 149,261 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Naruto the Black Blade by Tigee86 reviews
Challenge fic. After stealing and opening the Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds something more interesting then a clone technique whose details he never bothers to learn. A change he finds leading him down another path. femHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,259 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
A Father's Wrath by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Most people believed The Yondaime to be Naruto's father but they were wrong. His true father had to watch as Kyuubi was sealed into his newborn son and sent into a world of hatred. And now, he wants Vengeance. Read and Review Please. Main pairing NaruTayu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 412,510 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's True Nindo by Kyuubi123 reviews
Naruto has failed the genin exam for the second time when a mysterious man gives him some advice that will change the future of naruto as we know it. Naru/hina others pairings are not definite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 375,480 - Reviews: 3414 - Favs: 3,725 - Follows: 2,149 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Transformers Prime: New Beginnings by PatrickTheWriter reviews
Jack wakes up on his eighteenth birthday to find everything is beginning to change. Autobots crash land. Truths are revealed. AU that picks up where Season 1 ended and Season 2 didn't happen as we know it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,459 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Arcee, Jack D.
Wrath of Fire by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
Danzo became the third Hokage instead of Hiruzen, and started a regime to bring the shinobi world to his own twisted way of thinking. Danzo and his many allies are opposed by a group of rogues that fight to bring back the Will of Fire to the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 281,499 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H., OC, Danzō S. - Complete
Somehow I'm the Mother of the Year by Katty008 reviews
Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Multiverse by Katty008 reviews
When Robin's younger siblings are scattered across the multiverse, the team mobilizes to retrieve them. The results are... mixed.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
The Key by gawilliams reviews
Transformers Prime: The real impact of Optimus giving the Key to Vector Sigma is realized.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,123 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Arcee, Jack D. - Complete
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 2365 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 3,241 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Jack's Valentine by BlackWolf219 reviews
Jack and Arcee spend Valentine's Day together.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Arcee, Jack D. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Worm by femme4jack reviews
Airachnid likes to play with her food. Non-con Airachnid/Jack Darby, sticky, explicit, please heed listed warnings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Airachnid, Jack D.
Infatuation by Xanderlike reviews
It's just infatuation. It has to be. Not even her luck could be so bad as to have her Sparkmate be a human who's little more than a child. Arcee/Jack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Arcee, Jack D. - Complete
What Have You Done? by Midnightsun7 reviews
Naruto, at 16 yrs old, was banished from Konoha. The council went behind Tsunade's back, but he didn't know that. Furious, Naruto's love for Konoha evaporated as he ran off. Five years later, Akatsuki has a powerful new leader, and he looks familiar...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,964 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Naruto U.
Girl Talk by Foxbear reviews
With Jack gone on a school trip, Arcee comes to June Darby for some comfort.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Arcee, June D. - Complete
Cutting Loose by Chengar Qordath reviews
Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,572 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 2,409 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Protect by Sage Dans Les Lys reviews
Arcee remembers Cliffjumper and Tailgate as her partner. Now she has Jack to add to her spark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Arcee, Jack D. - Complete
Transformers: Primed by americancheeze reviews
Jack and Arcee have finally brought an end to their archenemies Airachnid and Silas, but they won't be resting easy for long. A new power is discovered that puts humanity at greater risk and news comes of a startling cosmic event that changes everything.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,709 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Jack D., Arcee
Naruto: The Fox with a Dog's Fang by SilverFang88 reviews
What would happen if Naruto found an ancient sword? The sword that once belonged to a powerful demon. Watch as Naruto goes through his adventures with the legendary Tessaiga by his side. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 247,127 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 2,419 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Crush, Crush, Crush by mismatched socks arent cool reviews
Sometimes when she saw that girl bat her eyes in the hallway at her best friend, and crush, Miko just wanted to knock her out. Miko/Jack Jack/Sierra
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Jack D., Miko N. - Complete
Northern Star by Hanna Sedai reviews
Life as Slade's apprentice is hard for Robin, but even harder for those trying to save him. Murders, schemes and hatred flourishes as the Titans, Batman, and the JLA struggle to help him. Meanwhile, Slade has a nefarious plan in mind for the Batman...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 258,809 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Fighting by yourtaintedsacrifice reviews
They were just kids but that didn't stop small crushes... or fighting like old married couples. -ო-Jack·Miko-ო-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Jack D., Miko N. - Complete
Sugar by Dalek Prime reviews
Transformers:Prime story. Something's bothering Jack and when Miko pressures him into telling her, both her and Arcee might get more then they bargained for. Jack/Arcee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Arcee, Jack D. - Complete
Namikaze Sephiroth's Return by VFSNAKE reviews
Sephiroth said "I...will never become a memory." after fighting Cloud Strife and it was considered a prophecy of his return years later. Now Centuries have past and it had yet to happen. Though what many don't know is the man's last name was...Namikaze!
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,133 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Sephiroth, Naruto U.
Naruto: Chosen Vessel by BlueGlass54 reviews
Iruka's early demise changes everything. Watch as Naruto grows into a legend with the help and support of his teammates and sensei. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 191,707 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
A Fox Among Tamers by Aarik076 reviews
His past a hellish nightmare, what will he do when he finds himself in another world? Will he succumb to his hatred, or rise above it with the help of a certain vixen?
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 117,582 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Renamon, Naruto U.
The Problem by Kyoko Kasshu Minamino reviews
Terry has an unexpected issue with Max. Hilarity and awkwardness ensue. Terry/Max.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Terry M., Maxine G. - Complete
Seen Through the Windows by Malakas reviews
Naruto just defeated Pain. As he returns to the village he has a lot on his mind including achieving world peace and saving his best friend. However, without an exact or logical reason, he needs to see the girl who almost sacrificed her life for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,080 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Simple and Clean by DigiFruit reviews
Trelawney never made the prophecy, Voldemort was never defeated on Halloween of 1981, Britain has fallen into darkness, and Harry Potter is just another no-name soldier trying to smuggle a certain Muggleborn witch out of Death Eater territory
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,087 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 259 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Waiting with Hope by SourGrapes101 reviews
When Hinata accidentally discovers the day that Naruto is due to return from his long journey with Jiraiya, she decides to wait for him at the gates of Konoha. Just how much will this one act change things between herself and the one she loves?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 145,011 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Death Eaters of Hogwarts by Mentally Impaired reviews
I'm revising this. Look for "The Death Eaters of Hogwarts." Changes to Harry's summer routine get him better prepared for his 5th year at school. Students by day, Death Eaters by night, the halls are no longer safe to wander when its dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,169 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4813 - Favs: 10,349 - Follows: 11,866 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Awakening of the Serpents' Avatar by Aarik076 reviews
He had finally put the pieces together...what he thought was his life was a lie. Now he is out for revenge, and not just on Voldemort...and with the help of certain snake, he'll do just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 69,713 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Nagini
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3104 - Favs: 3,410 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
Breathe by DJRabidPunk reviews
Max saves Terry from a crusader's death. Rating for language, fluff.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Terry M., Maxine G. - Complete
Sleep by DJRabidPunk reviews
Max likes Terry when he's sleep-deprived and pretty. Fluffy one-shot. Rating for language.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Terry M., Maxine G. - Complete
Fragments by kiraiakuma reviews
Every ending is a new beginning, and often the endings of different stories come together for a new one. But this one might have some rather worrying implications for the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,358 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
What If? by TheCrackedoutFirebird reviews
What would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball first? How different would things have been between them and how would the wizarding world be affected by a simple question? Chapters are a comfortable 5,500 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,228 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Runaway Wizard by bluminous8 reviews
AU Voldemort is defeated, and all's well in the Wizarding World. Why has Harry abandoned it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,776 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Kami's my what by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto finds out not all things in life are simple cut and dry. Especially when you find out your a demigod. Unexpected an surprising Naruto. Semi-dark at times with a touch of the wild side....Sasuke got crabs. Is that enough to scare away fangirls harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto: Rinnegan Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
And All That Jazz by Kyoko Kasshu Minamino reviews
It's New Years Eve and Terry thought he'd bring Max a little holiday cheer and all that jazz. One-shot. Terry/Max.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Terry M., Maxine G. - Complete
For the Love of Spandex by Silver Scribes reviews
Max seems to be developing an unhealthy habit and Batman decides to intervene. Terry/Max.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,377 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Maxine G., Terry M.
Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/22/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
PA System Blues by mochi rabbit reviews
The old PA system at Karakura High becomes the center of attention as Rukia and Ichigo drive away the blues by broadcasting more than the authorized list of notices. Love and paranormal activity live on air! Epilogue Complete
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 230 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
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Spirit of Vengeance reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo wanted a chance to rejoin the spirit world, and most importantly, get back into the action. A meeting with the mysterious soul leaves Ichigo with a decision to make; while Ichigo may or may not became a Soul Reaper again, he can most certainly become a spirit….of vengeance, that is. Bleach/Ghost Rider Crossover
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Ichigo K., Orihime I., Rukia K.
Within the Eternity Circle reviews
Instead of getting drawn into the shadowy organization Xcution, a tired of being powerless Kurosaki Ichigo forms an unlikely partnership with the mysterious Harry Potter, the Master Of Death. No yaoi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,851 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
Keep Them Guessing reviews
When a boy suspected to be Robin winds up dead in an Gotham Alley Jim Gordon not only had to be on the job, he had to clean up the mess it caused. Meanwhile, Dick Grayson is forced to put down his mask and search for the person that keeps killing victims.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,733 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing
Desert Dust reviews
Waking up lost in a foreign desert is never good. It becomes even worse when you're a superhero and surrounded by soldiers, villains, and a out of control clone. It really puts those six months of your memory you lost in perspective. Robin-centric
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing
My Own Way reviews
When everything around you reminds you of what once was, the only thing you can do is move on. Move on, find yourself, and see the world that you've saved. And maybe, just maybe, find a different kind of strength. Eventual Fullbring!Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Ichigo K.
Delusion Is the Illusion reviews
Madara has won, his plan has worked and now the entire planet is locked within a false peace. Naruto is trapped inside a world within his mind, helpless and confused. But one person is determined to save the blond and repay an old debt. No yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete