Cyril the Sixteen Goldfish
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Joined 06-07-02, id: 225671
Author has written 1 story for Farscape.
Female English person geeking for many things but currently ficcing only Farscape, after a snap conversion followed by a marathon weekend catching up the entire first three series. Does not write anything remotely serious, but occasionally enjoys reading it. Cannot abide fluff*. Grammar-vulture far beyond the point of obsession.

Gravitates toward enemy pairings, along with anything offering the prospect of amusement or interesting kinkiness. Buffy/Spike, John/Scorp, John/Harv, Jool/Crais, Stark/Scorp (okay, imagine them in a room together trying to have a conversation. Now imagine the look on Scorpy's face. See?). Suffers from bouts of avid slashreading, particularly in the case of the magnificent Days of Our Unlives (http:///daysofourunlives ).

Have just been brought close to tears by fluff. Am getting soft in old age. May have to kill self.

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The Secret Diary of AJ Crowley by Ripper reviews
Eternity can be hell when all you have to do is drink, nap, look for sump oil and wait for Ursula Andress to die...
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 11/7/2002
A Hairdresser Always Knows by Anna Queen reviews
For anyone that has ever speculated about the significance of Buffy's hairstyles, fantasised about Spike, or wondered what Clem would wear to a wedding. Sheer Spuffy indulgence. And enormous fun! From 'Gone', S6 through S7.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
A Meeting of Minds by AstroGirl reviews
For once, Stark is talking to a voice in someone else's head.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/24/2002 - Complete
Honeymoon in Vegas by Alexandra Lyman reviews
Bob's yer uncle! Buffy and Spike get married in Las Vegas
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Buffy S., Spike
Till the Leviathan Sings reviews
A prequel to 'That's MY Underwear!'. Moya and Pilot have gone simultaneously insane, and the crew turn to the Peacekeepers for help. In which we discover a hitherto hidden side of everyone's favourite lieutenant and John has some explaining to do.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,617 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2002 - Published: 6/7/2002