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Author has written 7 stories for Wicked, Merlin, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Torchwood.
Heya! welcome to my world! not that this profile is my world or anything, that would just be rather odd tbh, I was formally Mad-is-not-the-word-for-it-XD
Hair: haha Blonde, curly
Eyes: bluey grey-y ish
Random stuffs: beware I might be slightly (*shifty eyes*) insane
T.V: Merlin, Dr Who, Torchwood, Outnumbered, Skins, Have i got news for you, QI!, The inbetweeners, Never mind the buzzcocks, Mock the week, Michael McIntyres Comedy road show, Live at the Apollo, Friends, Top Gear, DAVE!! i love most things shown on dave, Heroes, The Prisoner, Silent Witness, BEAR GRYLLS :) I just re-watched ITV's latest adaptation of Wuthering Heights, it was really good.
Films: My favourite film ever? It's a wonderful life, Why? Not a bloody clue, just an amazingly brilliant film. Went to see Inception the other day, well several times It was Amazing :) Other films I love: Lord of the Rings , Fight Club, Star wars, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of Brian, The Butterfly Effect, Gladiator, Shaun of the Dead, Atonement, Pirates of the Caribbean (all 3) , Troy, Avatar, 300, Goodfellas, Sexy beast, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, RocknRolla, London to Brighton, Harry potter (all of them), (500) Days of Summer, Se7en, Big Fish, The Wizard of Oz, Narnia, The Never Ending Story, Indina Jones, Meet the Parents/Fockers, Dark Crystal, Batman Begins, the Dark Knight, I am legend, Slumdog millionaire, the bourne films, a few bond films, Toy Story, The Princess Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Clash of the titans, Insomnia, 10 things I hate about you, The Lookout, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY STORY 3. I like Independent films as they just are better in a lot of ways. They don't follow the Hollywood style of just bringing out hundreds of films with basically the same story line. I also love directors who take time and think about what they are filming. Auteurs! I have many favourite directors inclueding- Terry Gilliam, Christopher Nolan, David Fincher, Jim Jarmusch, Alfred Hitchcock, Danny Boyle etc
Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, house of night, Dracular, the Hobbit, mortal instruments, Pride and Prejudice, I read lord of the rings when i was younger it only took me three years to read :/ lol, The Luxe, Frankinstein, The Shining, Wicked Lovely,
Music:, I love Everything really I seriously have everything on my Ipod like, The Kooks, Dizzee Rascal, Ed sheeran (
others: I like Laughing with my friends, Long walks in the country, that family walk on new years no matter how drunk you got the night before, sitting by the campfire, curling up with a good book, watching that film that always makes you laugh and cry, being adventurous and allnight parties, camping in the rain, mucking around, waking up to that smell of bacon in the morning, that smell of woodsmoke on your clothes, beach bbqs and summer in grandma's garden, Dancing in the rain, Sleeping under the stars, hiking in the summer, Climbing, abseiling, Backwoods cooking and Making fires. Feeding the Ducks with the little ones, Swimming in the sea, Dancing in the rain, Toasting marshmallows over an open fire, Laying in fields listening to music, The wednesday costa tradition, crawling out a tent in the morning to find beautiful sunshine and dewy grass, being a young leader with the cubs, Mine and Rach's walks that always end up in a play parks, Massive international scout camps WSJ2007 best fortnight of my life, staying up all night, grandma's roast potatoes, fighting over the skin on the custard at family get together's, I LOVE LIFE ... oh and Logan Lerman ;) AND AND AND AND AND AND Tom Felton... And Michael Buble... oh and not forgetting Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Marmite is the best thing ever created, its lushh, mm, marmite with mashed potato, on toast, in a sandwhich with cheese, its the biz
T.V: soaps, The go compare adverts, grrrrrrrr i wanna kill that guy 3:)
Films: Rubbish Chic flicks and the new taking of Pelham 123
books: i have a love hate relationship with twilight, sometimes I like it, sometimes I want to throw it in the fish pond :D
Music: really annoying squeeky voice dance.
Merlin/Arthur -who can resist the Merthur pie ;)
I like all the cannon pairings, the only ones I was upset about was Neville/Hannah and Luna/Rolf because Neville/Luna sooooo should have happened.
BUT I don't tend to read cannon pairings, so here's the others I like
Harry/Draco (who doesn't ;) )
and thanks to AVPM Voldemort/Quirrel
Oh defiantly Arthur/Eames ;)
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive and well preserved body but rather be to skid in sideways covered in scars, body thoroughly used up, worn out and screaming WAAHOO WHAT A RIDE” Bear Grylls- Chief scout and all round awesome explorer guy who I may have a minor obsession with...:/.
"I don't understand why you can't teach us history instead of always harping on about the past" Glinda- Wicked
Elphaba:"So, no matter how shallow and self absorbed you pretend to be-" -- Fiyero: "There's no pretense here... I happen to be genuinely self absorbed and deeply shallow." Elphaba/ Fiyero-wicked.
"...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'
"Today is my 111th birthday! Alas, eleventy-one years are far too short a time to spend among such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Bilbo Baggins
"Always aim for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." W. Clement Stone
"I have a fetish for damsels in distress"
“Don’t be sexist.”
“Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It’s an equal opportunity fetish.” Sebastian and Clary-City of Glass
"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'." Pontius Pilate - Life of Brian.
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries"- random French soldier dude- Monty Python and the holy grail.
"If I was old enough to vote in this election I'd vote for Conservative 'cos David Cameron is better looking then Gordon Brown"-My amazing best mate :D
It's not porn because A) I didn't have to pay for it and B) it was taken in a public place."-Jake-Out numbered
"Darling, I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a chinease family in our bathroom." Tom- (500) Days of Summer
I'm going to be the first man to climb Everest backwards with out oxygen ... and not even a jumper" Ben- Outnumbered.
"Dad, do you have anything I can use as a dead camel?" Ben Outnumbered.
"I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!" Gazzy- Saving the the world and other extreme sports
"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling" Eames to Arthur- Inception
"David Mitchell: Imagine trying to chase a heroin addict up a small staircase on a horse. That’s ridiculous. It’s like trying to police a country with Daleks.
Jimmy Carr: Which will never work with the disabled access we’ve got now - the Daleks can get everywhere.
David Mitchell: Jimmy, are you saying that the disabled access is a Dalek conspiracy?
Jimmy Carr: Yes. That is exactly what I’m saying." David Mitchell and Jimmy Carr on QI!
At the moment i have several fics in the pipeline,
I need to finish Percy Jackson and the Penguin of Doom
Working on a big special thingy on a joint account,
I am also jumping on queenoftheoutlands amusing reviews band wagon with a few amusing reviews.
and some inception and doctor who things, including a crossover :)
Random note- beaches are NOT Evil they are very nice places. Bad Wolf Bay. Sylar/Elle. MERLIN/FREYA, Fang nearly dying (*sniffs*) pure coincidence that that happened at a beach. Go to beaches they are lovely and romantic... and sandy... in fact they put the sand in spam SANDwich :P In fact beaches are the shore of your subconscious, YEAH!(I so didn't steal that from inception *shifty eyes*) beaches are like the best.