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Author has written 7 stories for Wicked, Merlin, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Torchwood.

Heya! welcome to my world! not that this profile is my world or anything, that would just be rather odd tbh, I was formally Mad-is-not-the-word-for-it-XD

About me

Name: Katie


Hair: haha Blonde, curly

Eyes: bluey grey-y ish

Random stuffs: beware I might be slightly (*shifty eyes*) insane


T.V: Merlin, Dr Who, Torchwood, Outnumbered, Skins, Have i got news for you, QI!, The inbetweeners, Never mind the buzzcocks, Mock the week, Michael McIntyres Comedy road show, Live at the Apollo, Friends, Top Gear, DAVE!! i love most things shown on dave, Heroes, The Prisoner, Silent Witness, BEAR GRYLLS :) I just re-watched ITV's latest adaptation of Wuthering Heights, it was really good.

Films: My favourite film ever? It's a wonderful life, Why? Not a bloody clue, just an amazingly brilliant film. Went to see Inception the other day, well several times It was Amazing :) Other films I love: Lord of the Rings , Fight Club, Star wars, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of Brian, The Butterfly Effect, Gladiator, Shaun of the Dead, Atonement, Pirates of the Caribbean (all 3) , Troy, Avatar, 300, Goodfellas, Sexy beast, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, RocknRolla, London to Brighton, Harry potter (all of them), (500) Days of Summer, Se7en, Big Fish, The Wizard of Oz, Narnia, The Never Ending Story, Indina Jones, Meet the Parents/Fockers, Dark Crystal, Batman Begins, the Dark Knight, I am legend, Slumdog millionaire, the bourne films, a few bond films, Toy Story, The Princess Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Clash of the titans, Insomnia, 10 things I hate about you, The Lookout, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY STORY 3. I like Independent films as they just are better in a lot of ways. They don't follow the Hollywood style of just bringing out hundreds of films with basically the same story line. I also love directors who take time and think about what they are filming. Auteurs! I have many favourite directors inclueding- Terry Gilliam, Christopher Nolan, David Fincher, Jim Jarmusch, Alfred Hitchcock, Danny Boyle etc

Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, house of night, Dracular, the Hobbit, mortal instruments, Pride and Prejudice, I read lord of the rings when i was younger it only took me three years to read :/ lol, The Luxe, Frankinstein, The Shining, Wicked Lovely,

Music:, I love Everything really I seriously have everything on my Ipod like, The Kooks, Dizzee Rascal, Ed sheeran (

others: I like Laughing with my friends, Long walks in the country, that family walk on new years no matter how drunk you got the night before, sitting by the campfire, curling up with a good book, watching that film that always makes you laugh and cry, being adventurous and allnight parties, camping in the rain, mucking around, waking up to that smell of bacon in the morning, that smell of woodsmoke on your clothes, beach bbqs and summer in grandma's garden, Dancing in the rain, Sleeping under the stars, hiking in the summer, Climbing, abseiling, Backwoods cooking and Making fires. Feeding the Ducks with the little ones, Swimming in the sea, Dancing in the rain, Toasting marshmallows over an open fire, Laying in fields listening to music, The wednesday costa tradition, crawling out a tent in the morning to find beautiful sunshine and dewy grass, being a young leader with the cubs, Mine and Rach's walks that always end up in a play parks, Massive international scout camps WSJ2007 best fortnight of my life, staying up all night, grandma's roast potatoes, fighting over the skin on the custard at family get together's, I LOVE LIFE ... oh and Logan Lerman ;) AND AND AND AND AND AND Tom Felton... And Michael Buble... oh and not forgetting Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Marmite is the best thing ever created, its lushh, mm, marmite with mashed potato, on toast, in a sandwhich with cheese, its the biz


T.V: soaps, The go compare adverts, grrrrrrrr i wanna kill that guy 3:)

Films: Rubbish Chic flicks and the new taking of Pelham 123

books: i have a love hate relationship with twilight, sometimes I like it, sometimes I want to throw it in the fish pond :D

Music: really annoying squeeky voice dance.

others: Carrots




Merlin/Arthur -who can resist the Merthur pie ;)

Harry potter-

I like all the cannon pairings, the only ones I was upset about was Neville/Hannah and Luna/Rolf because Neville/Luna sooooo should have happened.

BUT I don't tend to read cannon pairings, so here's the others I like



Harry/Draco (who doesn't ;) )

James II/Teddy


and thanks to AVPM Voldemort/Quirrel

Maximum Ride-




Oh defiantly Arthur/Eames ;)

Fave Quotes:

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive and well preserved body but rather be to skid in sideways covered in scars, body thoroughly used up, worn out and screaming WAAHOO WHAT A RIDE” Bear Grylls- Chief scout and all round awesome explorer guy who I may have a minor obsession with...:/.

"I don't understand why you can't teach us history instead of always harping on about the past" Glinda- Wicked

Elphaba:"So, no matter how shallow and self absorbed you pretend to be-" -- Fiyero: "There's no pretense here... I happen to be genuinely self absorbed and deeply shallow." Elphaba/ Fiyero-wicked.

" fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
Clary smiled blandly at him, "A mythical place of great magical power." Clary and Jace- City of Bones.

"Today is my 111th birthday! Alas, eleventy-one years are far too short a time to spend among such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Bilbo Baggins

"Always aim for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." W. Clement Stone

"I have a fetish for damsels in distress"

“Don’t be sexist.”

“Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It’s an equal opportunity fetish.” Sebastian and Clary-City of Glass

"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'." Pontius Pilate - Life of Brian.

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries"- random French soldier dude- Monty Python and the holy grail.

"If I was old enough to vote in this election I'd vote for Conservative 'cos David Cameron is better looking then Gordon Brown"-My amazing best mate :D

It's not porn because A) I didn't have to pay for it and B) it was taken in a public place."-Jake-Out numbered

"Darling, I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a chinease family in our bathroom." Tom- (500) Days of Summer

I'm going to be the first man to climb Everest backwards with out oxygen ... and not even a jumper" Ben- Outnumbered.

"Dad, do you have anything I can use as a dead camel?" Ben Outnumbered.

"I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!" Gazzy- Saving the the world and other extreme sports

"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling" Eames to Arthur- Inception

"David Mitchell: Imagine trying to chase a heroin addict up a small staircase on a horse. That’s ridiculous. It’s like trying to police a country with Daleks.

Jimmy Carr: Which will never work with the disabled access we’ve got now - the Daleks can get everywhere.

David Mitchell: Jimmy, are you saying that the disabled access is a Dalek conspiracy?

Jimmy Carr: Yes. That is exactly what I’m saying." David Mitchell and Jimmy Carr on QI!

At the moment i have several fics in the pipeline,

I need to finish Percy Jackson and the Penguin of Doom

Working on a big special thingy on a joint account,

I am also jumping on queenoftheoutlands amusing reviews band wagon with a few amusing reviews.

and some inception and doctor who things, including a crossover :)

Random note- beaches are NOT Evil they are very nice places. Bad Wolf Bay. Sylar/Elle. MERLIN/FREYA, Fang nearly dying (*sniffs*) pure coincidence that that happened at a beach. Go to beaches they are lovely and romantic... and sandy... in fact they put the sand in spam SANDwich :P In fact beaches are the shore of your subconscious, YEAH!(I so didn't steal that from inception *shifty eyes*) beaches are like the best.

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Break Myself by Colt reviews
Percy struggles after the prophecy, and Nico struggles with some personal problems while trying to help his friend, that has to remain ONLY a friend. PercyxNico, but very, very slow-building. No OCs. BOOK-verse. language/later hints to Mature content
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,739 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Percy J., Nico A.
Time To Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is! by dork-with-glasses reviews
For the pupils of Hogwarts, it's time to put their galleons where their mouths are as they accept and reject bets from their friends. "Never. Going. To. Happen." "You gonna put your galleons where your mouth is?" Across all characters and all time frames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,145 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Sirius B., Fred W. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5413 - Favs: 9,456 - Follows: 3,516 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Handbook: A Survival Guide by pantherscout reviews
A guide to staying alive and keeping your sanity while studying at Hogwarts, as told by an anonymous student.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010
Never let Teddy babysit! by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
Harry, Ginny, Hermione, and Ron all go out to celebrate their pregnancies leaving Teddy to babysit a two year old James. When they come back James just happens to sing a song for them. The song of course he worte himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
Choice by WishFlower reviews
Everyone has choices to make. And what if Draco chose to accept Dumbledore's offer of protection? Set during the summer after their sixth year. AU Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,166 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Magic by tigger2025643119 reviews
"Saw you last night, dance by the light, of the moon. Stars in your eyes, free from the life, that you knew." The few days after the war for Hermione, through the eyes of another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Space Balls by Minako Mikoto reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione keep talking about Draco's Space Balls, leaving poor Ron confused and possibly traumatized for life. CRACK!Fic ... Part of the BS Skits from the other account Team PuddleJumperSlash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Chat Up Lines and Rejection by theJilyandLamesFanatic reviews
James tries to woo Lily with a multitude of chat-up lines. Three guesses as to how successful he is. Please R&R/leave me any funny HP chat up lines : Rated T for insinuations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Man Who Can Be Moved by IWantTheOcean reviews
Scorpius, has to prove his love for Rose after hurting her.So he decides to camp outside Flourish and Blotts until he gets forgiveness... Inspired by The Man Who Can't Be Moved By The Script.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
How We Imagined Light by horcruxnumber8 reviews
The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You Know You Are Obesessed With BBC Merlin by Acton1842 reviews
Are you guilty?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009
The Meaning of Bacon by Constant-Rae-of-Sunshine reviews
A short fic in which Iggy explains to Fang exactly why bacon is so awesome. R&R, Plz!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Seven Times by kerriclifford240879 reviews
Seven times can mean a lifetime of change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Age of Heroes by Aki-Chan04 reviews
Sequel to Too Strong A God; Kronos has found a way around the restrictions of the prophecy, and plans to bring about the Olympians' destruction earlier than they expect. Note: Contains male/male content. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,323 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Too Strong A God by Aki-Chan04 reviews
Percy and Nico have discovered that they like each other, but just as their relationship begins to form there is an attack at Camp Half-Blood. Percy must now embark on a quest to rescue Nico from the Underworld. Note: Contains male/male content. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,061 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
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Percy Jackson and the Penguin of Doom reviews
Summary- WARNING WARNING may contain outrageous amounts of red bull, well it would but Nico drank them all. Also contains slash, randomness, pie and more slash. LUKVER FTW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Percy J., Nico A.
Picking up the Pieces
Short Drabble about how Jack feels about Ianto's death. Jack is wondering the streets of London thinking about Ianto. Janto
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Our Broken Fairytale reviews
James thought Teddy loved him. He thought him and Teddy forever but then Teddy anounced that he was getting married to Victoire. Title from the song "Many of Horror". One sided angsty slash don't read if you don't like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Random Harry Potter Drabbles reviews
A collection of drabbles based on first lines of song, incredibly random some warnings inside, the first ones about Draco waking up feeling like P Diddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010
50 things I am not allowed to do in Oz reviews
50 things that are banned in Oz. :
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010
And Then Gwen Fainted reviews
Merlin hears funny noises, Arthur goes insane, Gwen Faints and Morgana well,she's gone totally bonkers. Warning V.V.slashy, contains much merthur pie; . Written with my amazing friend Queen of the outlands originally in Irish, but that's another story :D
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Story of Old reviews
Dave the banana tells Merlin and Arthur how to save Camelot from the evil penguins using the story of Wicked. Very Cracky, Contains slash and lots of Merthur pie ;D
Crossover - Wicked & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete