Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, and Detective Conan/Case Closed.
WARNING! THIS PROFILE IS RATED R FOR RETARDED
Hiya! Just so that you all know, I am taking requests for stories at the moment, if you send me the request and I decide that it's an idea that I like then I will do my best to work on it!
P.S. I will take requests for fanfics with straight pairings but I am personally more inclined towards yaoi. I will also not write M - rated fanfics. Thats all!
"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."
"If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, then baffle it with your bullshit."
Have You Ever
Have You Ever
Shot A Gun: Yes (an air rifle)
Been on a plane: Yes Do You Sleep with stuffed animals: No
Sleep with stuffed animals: No
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.
If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, The Vampire Alchemist, iTorchic, NekoEddo
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL, CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic, NekoEddo
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL,CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic, NekoEddo
iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world). iTorchic ((GAH! IT HAPPENS TOO MUCH! wait, DAMN!)). NekoEddo (I did that yesterday, my friend thought that I was angry at her or something)
If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: EschaLee (I actually knocked over 3 people...), Zilo Sugarpill (Can you say dominoes?), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( did it in karate class actualy, I call it Self-Sacrafice-Tackle-Attack), iTorchic (so much fun XD ) NekoEddo (MWUHAHAHAHAH)
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Torinn, marie blaze (it was a very strange new years party...), Zilo Sugarpill (my brother tackled me...), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( I fell just as someone was coming behind me...), iTorchic (I bit my toungue from that :( ) NekoEddo (I do it most days...)
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular: If you're part of the five percent who's not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Queen S of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow 929, Crazy Billy Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactivity Bored, Spymaster E., Shanny-Boo, Gem W., Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratess writer/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic, NekoEddo
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.
If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.
If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic, NekoEddo
If you can't stand it when people have a lot of those "copy and paste this into your profile" things in their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
...If you got the above line, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you just wasted time in your life you'll never get back by reading this profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you think that writing fanfics is fun, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.
people of the world who HATE math UNITE! if you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your math teacher is so boring that you almost fell asleep, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't get why people cant get it through other people's heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile
If you would rather be unique than being a zombie prep/cool, copy and paste this into your profile
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.
No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.
If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are never too old to be young at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.
Education can make the difference between Mcdonalds and being a rocket scientist. If you think education can be cool if you don't end up with a monotone teacher/professor, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!
Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
If you are the insane friend then copy and paste this into your profile.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends (okay, more like devils...)
Insane is a good thing. Insane means you are random, weird, and don't give a damn what anybody else says. If you have any of these traits and are considered insane, nerdy/geeky or weird, but really one of the few sane and/or not conformist people in the world let it be known! Copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list: The Silent Orion, iTorchic
If you wish you could speak in smileys, copy/paste this onto your profile
If you're the kind of person who always says no when somebody asks if anyone's there, copy/paste this onto your profile
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Please send me some mail in my inbox! I'm lonely :(