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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Hello, if you reached this page then you most likely have made a terrible mistake because I've written exactly nothing for any fandom.

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I abhor bad writing, bad readers, and the bashing of characters. I like AU fics the most, and SI OC fics are a close second.

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Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 411,545 - Reviews: 3589 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi, OC
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 515,315 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,249 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone feared him and his father was still alive. He realises this will force him to regain everyones trust when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,417 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 3,441 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
The Incarnation of Fire by Persnikitty reviews
One of Kyuubi’s many titles was the Incarnation of Fire, but this was far more than just a title, it was also a job description. When Kyuubi goes missing, Naruto is called upon to pick up the mantle, whether he wants to or not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,227 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Unsolicited Providence by scipunx reviews
A foul-mouthed, snarky and genre savvy jaywalker finds herself decorating the asphalt and reborn into a stratocracy where child soldiers are the norm. People she comes to care for will die and she's unwilling to play the hero… but as Kurenai, maybe she has to. Or not. [SI]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,106 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Kakashi H., Asuma S., Kurenai Y., OC
What Binds Us Together by Aileah reviews
He was her enemy and slayer of her people. They bickered every time they laid eyes on one another. But he was the victor and her brother the loser, so when Lord Ichigo demanded her hand in marriage after months of war, Rukia was forced to become his wife.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,046 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Veränderung by storiewriter reviews
AU. When Rin was six years old, he got into trouble at school. Fearing the disappointment of his father, he did not walk home with Yukio; instead, he took a left turn-and future events started to shift. Rated T for safety.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 195,247 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O., Shiro F.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 434,316 - Reviews: 6880 - Favs: 6,582 - Follows: 6,284 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Break the Sky by Liffae reviews
One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Top of the Tree by CupcakeLoopy reviews
"Well, f*ck," was my very first thought. And maybe a few other curse words. Rated M for language. Self-insert OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,373 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Hiruzen S., Asuma S., OC
Konoha no Senkou Arashi by Minion of Set reviews
She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 159,410 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Kagemane Complete by Anbu-Dave reviews
Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 224,568 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,043 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 4,395 - Follows: 4,561 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 3,625 - Follows: 3,948 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
It Must Be Friday by LibraMoon reviews
Bruce ponders something Alfred observed. Maybe he was just tired of the same old song and dance... or maybe... he wanted to see other villains.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
The Daddy Thing by Ruinous Crow reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 100,465 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 2,224 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Permission to Castrate Please by PureWaterLily reviews
To save Itachi from his terminal illness, Sakura leaves Konoha to study under the renowned doctor of the New World, Carlisle. It's just too bad his son, Edward, will not stop creepily stalking her.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,030 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sakura H., Edward
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,453 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 5,046 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,657 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 351,621 - Reviews: 4210 - Favs: 5,010 - Follows: 4,770 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Morality Chain by Pureauthor reviews
/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 178,040 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Azula, Zuko
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, the drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,077 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 3,665 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Chosen and the Beloved by GuiltyAdonis reviews
In which Booker DeWitt comes to the city of Columbia in an attempt to clear his name, only to find that his past is inextricably tied to that of the city, and that fate has a way of sneaking up at the worst possible times. Or, an AU rewrite in which questions are answered, underused characters are given their due, and the Lutece twins can't help but snark at everything Booker says.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,737 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Booker D., Elizabeth]
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3255 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Chained Maiden by Fuyutaro son reviews
What if Naruto was a girl instead of a boy? What if his mother's unique chakra was actually a Kekkei Genkai? With her mother's Chakra chains bloodline limit, can a female naruto handle the world? FemNaru! T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,905 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Naruto U.
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 120,888 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5229 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,911 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Masks by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
Is she Itachi? Is she Emiko? Is she Julia? Her masks keep appearing, her masks keep slipping. Her role keeps changing. Who is she? Sequel to ATWAS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Sasuke U., Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
Vanilla Twilight by Dracophile reviews
At the anniversary of Vulcan's destruction, Jim does something crazy. Ending up in the past, he has to survive Vulcan, find a way to warn Vulcan about Nero without being committed, and all the while staying with Spock's family-and seven year old Spock!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,146 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 4/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Making Arrangements by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Iruka always told her that skipping out on the Academy lectures would come back to bite her on the ass one day. At least the confidentiality clause of this latest mission would keep her from having to hear "I told you so." Kakashi/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,153 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruko U., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 236,158 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 3,310 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2008
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,725 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10500 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 5,268 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U., Neji H., Sasuke U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
The Musings of the Future Rokudaime by Dreamyin reviews
"Dear Naruto-kun. It has only been one day of your fourteen-days training period so far and you have already shown how… expressive you tend to be towards everyone. Seriously brat, you need to develop a bit more tact, so this little 'diary' booklet will be part of your training. Write in it. I bet you will just LOVE this." Naruto himself wasn't quite sure yet...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Naruto U.
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Criminal by OneWhoSlashes reviews
Was it criminal to wish for the death of a comrade? Watching as Tenzou stole Iruka from him, Kakashi was beginning to think so. For never before had he wanted to strangle his kohai. TenzouIruka one sided KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
The Cassandra Effect by CompYES reviews
She will make them listen to her. A semi-serious attempt at a proactive Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,172 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S.
Make the Future Blossom by Dreamyin reviews
Haruno Sakura was used to Naruto's bizarre plans, but this one really topped it. In an attempt to change the future for the better, her best friend sends her back to the past to infiltrate their own home. The medic planned to do this as discreetly as possible, but she should have known that even with a new identity, it wouldn't be that easy. Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,382 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sakura H.
Nineteen Years by TomYoung reviews
The war is over and the wizarding world's rebuilding begins - but when a new threat is revealed, Harry Potter finds himself in the spotlight once again. The story of the "missing" nineteen years, staying true to the details disclosed by J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,675 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P.
Metanoia by Amai-chan1993 reviews
"You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you." ― C.S. Lewis OC Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,066 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki
Swinging Pendulum by cywscross reviews
"Too dangerous to live," Central 46 declares. Locked up in Muken with half-healed wounds and helpless rage, Ichigo gets another chance to save his fellow Visored when the Spirit King whisks him away and offers him a deal. He accepts and promptly gets his ass dumped in the past. Like, WAY back in the past. Ichigo really should be used to impossible things happening to him by now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,793 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 5,725 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ichigo K.
Broken People by Tajjas reviews
The Sky People's technology helps to save Tsu'tey after the battle, but he isn't quite sure what to think of the broken Sky Person in the wheeled chair that keeps coming to visit him while he's recovering. Friendship fic, AU for obvious reasons.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,966 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Tsu'tey, Jake S.
The Wrong End of the Stick by Lucillia reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 4,204 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 5,064 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Girl Who Lived and Loved by Potter Girl For Life reviews
They always do say the first year is the hardest. When Rose Potter arrives at Hogwarts all she wants to do is to make friends, pass her classes, and make her parents proud. Now throw in a Philosophers stone and a three headed dog guarding it. What a year. Rose wanted to be the greatest and the great belong in Slytherin. But is that really where she belongs? GirlHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,611 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 7/2/2009 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Pulling The Strings by Hubris Plus reviews
Being a ninja is hard enough when you work for the good guys, let alone when you get reincarnated into a family of psychopaths. At least it's better than Bloody Mist. SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Kankuro, Gaara
Sharingan Rats by Lucillia reviews
At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Izuna U., Obito U./Tobi
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world, the original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is a loyal Ninja of Konoha and Naruto's caretaker, Uchiha Madara is the mastermind behind the Akatsuki, both share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams, and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. And, in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan while things happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin, Naruto U.
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Kushina's Love, Naruto's Hate by dracohalo117 reviews
Something happened, and Now Naruto hates Kushina, but yet she loves him...eventual NaruKushi, Minato bashing, NO HAREM!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,737 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
White Hair by alterego94 reviews
During the fight with Mizuki, something happens. The short exposure to Kyuubi's chakra alters Naruto's dormant genes, making them more dominant and unlocking his Bloodlimit. But how will Kimimaro react when he recieves word that another Kaguya lives?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,709 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kimimaro
Little wooden men by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto gets adopted at an early age. How far can he get with somebody actually supporting him? And how will he influence the Elemental nations? Rating for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 335,255 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hana I., Yamato
More Than Human by sbj reviews
There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 286,235 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/31/2009
Unexpected Connections by WDW reviews
Nothing is true, everything is permitted. It was a routine assignment for the Assassins. Get in, retrieve the field agent, and get the hell out. It was just too bad that they didn't account for her overprotective, viral mutant of an older brother. No slash, no OCs. [[under renovation]]
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,748 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
Lovely Madness! by Kura-Tokiwa69 reviews
Tsunayumi wanted a different life, something more exciting, so she moved to Namimori and started attending Vongola High! There, she meets all sort of weird people and what will she do when they start having feelings for her? Let the love frenzy begin! AllxFem!27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,343 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Shinobi Clan Wars by adrien skywalker reviews
REPOSTED! All Naruto did was to try and use a forbidden technique to beat Madara, but now, he is stuck in the time of the Clan wars, and also, he has somehow managed to become the center piece of a power struggle between the Uchiha and the Senju Clans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,332 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hagoromo Ō, Tōka S., Madara U.
Mission Accomplished by The Authorman reviews
Sarutobi realizes that Naruto will never have a normal childhood, not when he has the Kyuubi locked inside him. To this end, he assigns ANBU to guard and mentor the boy. After all, they aren't normal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,763 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Naruto U., Ibiki M.
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
Police Academy Naruto Style! by Lucillia reviews
What it says on the box. Enrollment in a formerly all-Uchiha institution has been opened to practically all comers by the Hokage. Let the fun begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Fugaku U., Madara U. - Complete
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 5,644 - Follows: 6,096 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Crown Prince by Unknownmusic reviews
Firelord Azulon had been furious at his second son. What right did Ozai have to demand the throne when his own brother had just suffered a loss? He delivered Ozai's punishment, but eavesdropping Azula hadn't liked what she had heard and twisted the truth. What if her lies had never taken root and the true punishment had been carried out as planned?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,585 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Zuko
What Part of 'No' Did You Not Understand? by LibraMoon reviews
Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk. James always had a talent for finding love in the strangest Places. However, even she was unaware that Romulans don't take no for an answer and Vulcans are territorial. Who knew? *NEW ENDING UP*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,425 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Next Type of Motion by dansunedisco reviews
KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,679 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato
New Identity in the Past by Dreamyin reviews
Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,010 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 2,838 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U.
Breaking Common Laws Series by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi and Byakuya have a kid. (MPREG)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K.
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 3,350 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 4,070 - Follows: 4,193 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. (The Great Grammar Clean-Up Edit of 2012-13 is In Progress.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
The World in Black and White by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
aka Why Hollow/Quincy/Shinigami Flatshares Are a Bad Idea. Mostly filler-free! Now with 100% fewer moths! Beta'd by Love Psycho. #45: A Brief Interlude, a.k.a. I ATEN'T DEAD.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 134,573 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K.
The Nidaime's Heir by adrien skywalker reviews
Reposted! AU & PD story. After being subjected to numerous genetic and biological experiments by Orochimaru, Naruto, through a freak accident lands in another parallel dimension, where he quickly establishes himself as the heir of the Nidaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,206 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 2,692 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Tales from the Lower Decks by KCS reviews
The adventures of an ordinary Maintenance man aboard the Enterprise, and his observations of the developing trifold powerhouse which is Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. This bit: Ensign Turner is the first responder to the site of an accident involving the First Officer.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,810 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012
Take It On Faith by Hara Kyome reviews
Korrlok AU. Tarrlok makes a different call when Korra comes to visit his office one night, demanding the release of her friends. A different path and a saved morality. Tarrlok is out of the game, Korra is guilt stricken, and Amon makes a surprising threat.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Tarrlok, Korra
Darth Vader and Son by Cabochon reviews
Non-linear one-shots based on the brilliant drawings in Jeffrey Brown's book "Darth Vader and Son." Darth Vader raising a 4-year-old Luke, and dealing with all the perils that come with fatherhood in true Sith fashion.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Adventures in Womanhood by Ranchan2k3 reviews
What if the springs of Jusenkyo were a bit less forgiving? Who could Ranma turn to to deal with the consequences?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,822 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Ranma
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
See The Big World by smiles555fofo reviews
AU: Sena was introverted and cynical, yet pacing herself for each trial. Weary that she may be, but cannot be reduced to a victim of subjugation. Crippled was the result to her momentum; however, she did have a final advantage: her height. FEM!SenaX?
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 171,960 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sena K.
The Only Exception by Cold-Day-For-Alligators reviews
The Outsider appeared and looked at Corvo who was now sprawled out on the floor breathing heavily. The Outsider sighed to himself. There was no helping it. Why was this man the only exception? (Outsider/Corvo one-sided)
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Complete
The Infinite Perfection of Being by Renaerys reviews
All she's ever wanted is to confirm her existence. All he's ever wanted is to immortalize his existence. And somewhere along the way, they realize the only part that really matters is simply existing together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,248 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
A Long Way Home by sinemoras09 reviews
Kabuto brings Rin back to life. AU. Obito/Rin. Spoilers for chapter 606.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,827 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Rin, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Command by SaucePear reviews
Zuko is banished from the Fire Nation after his fateful Agni Kai, but his Uncle is prevented from joining him. Zuko must face the world alone except for the sarcastic Lt. Jee, together they fight pirates, brave storms and search for the Avatar!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,427 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Zuko, Lt. Jee
DADA boycott by Midnighter 13 reviews
Hermione comes up with a plan to get Umbridge out of the castle, a full scale class boycott, the results are... unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 2,109 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
Mr and Mr Xavier by WingedWolf121 reviews
They are the world's deadliest assassins. Their identities are a secret...even from each other. But their rival companies are clashing, and secrets cannot be kept forever. Especially between husbands. Vaguely based off "Mr and Mrs Smith" Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,498 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Infinite Diversity and Combinations by To.The.Hilt reviews
Sequel to "A Study in IDIC" Peter Kirk on an All-Vulcan ship. In his own words: "This may be the absolute worse year of my life, or it may turn out to be the best thing I've ever done." Let's see what kind of a year he has... COMPLETE
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,613 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Peter K., Amanda G. - Complete
Coffee Shop by VickyVicarious reviews
Jet has become obsessed with a coffee shop. Jet *hates* coffee. Smellerbee investigates, and gets a whole lot more than she expected. Jetko, AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Her Twins by DaemonicKitten reviews
She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 351,736 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
San'en by MechenManachewagan reviews
After the fall of the Kyuubi, Senju Tsunade takes up the mantle of Hokage. Nearly 10 years later the village is once being pulled into a war. A special team is being put together and trained by the enigmatic ANBU named Saru. AU, Epic Length
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 78,501 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Controlled Chaos of Free Will by anothvortex reviews
In the spirit of Naruto Reads Naruto by Sage of Seals, and with his explicit permission, a new group of Naruto characters will be exposed to worlds spawned by the best and brightest fan fiction authors of our time! Rated M for safety!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,378 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011
Sora by Araceil reviews
fem!Tsuna. One accident three years ago changes everything for Sawada Tsunayuki when she joins the Disciplinary Committee. Now, instead of being groomed as the wife of Vongola Decimo, she is being given a chance to become the Decimo herself.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,682 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Declaration by VickyVicarious reviews
The Uchiha have always been known for their unfaltering perception. But Sasuke never completed his training with other Uchihas and anyway, with Naruto saying "I love you" left and right, he can surely be forgiven for misunderstanding... can't he? -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,530 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
To be a King once more by Maugan Ra reviews
AU - What if, after the Winter War, it is not the Soul Reapers that restore Ichigo's powers, but Ichimaru and the surviving Espada?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,119 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Ichigo K., G. Ichimaru
The Adventures of Avatar Azula by TealTerror reviews
Before, Azula wanted to rule the world. As the Avatar, she's required to save it. All the worse for the world. Sequel to "Trapped."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,192 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Azula, Toph
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 10,566 - Follows: 9,981 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
A Cage of Blood and Circumstance by shadowsdeep reviews
You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H.
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
The hedgehog by Belletiger BT reviews
Au. Tsuna is a typical 15 years old girl. Her life changes completely after she finds a small hedgehog. 18xfem27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,188 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari - Complete
Not Quite as Planned by cerokun reviews
Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,753 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Everything Begins with Choice by Biskoff reviews
The day of the preliminaries, Naruto accepted Ebisu's offer of training without being forced to by Kakashi. This single change brings about many others during the month until the Third Exam. But what do his fellow genin's think about the new Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,366 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U.
Beat Still by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
What is it about Conrad that makes every misfortune in a hundred mile radius come crawling after him in a massive snickering wave? Sometimes Worth worries that one day, there won't be a way to pull him out of it in one piece. Post-apocalyptic Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Zombie, Dr. Worth - Complete
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 158 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Deceived by The Official Demonator reviews
Luciana Hill has been married for five years, but like every relationship, there are rough patches that take time to get through. Especially if you're actually married to your husband's Hummer and you only just found out half a decade later. Ratchet/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,843 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Ratchet, Ironhide
Seishun Kyosokyoku by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 90 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
More Time On The Clock by Soxman reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, after destroying Akatsuki, defeating Madara, and killing Kabuto, settled down for a peaceful life as the Legendary Toad Sage. It was to be his mantle until the day he died. Or at least it was supposed to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,221 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Naruto U.
The House That Fear Built by sarsaparillia reviews
In a world where someone else found the twins that snowy night, Rin leads a demon army. — Rin/Shiemi.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,970 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Fine Lines by BlueRedemption reviews
There's a fine line between rivalry and obsession. Unfortunately, oblivious little Kobayakawa Sena learns this the hard way as his rivals start to act rather ... 'strange' around him. Shounen-ai. EveryonexSena!
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,767 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sena K.
He had no idea SasuFemNaru by xXHaneliXx reviews
"This bond is useless!" Sasuke had no idea how his betrayal affected a certain blonde, how it changed her. But he chose revenge. Then why was the pain in his chest getting worse? And what will Naruto do when Sakura abandons her, too? SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,812 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
Foxfire by Byakugan789 reviews
When a young Naruto commits suicide things don't exactly go as planned and the Kyuubi does something that will shake the foundations of shinobi world, forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,307 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Complicated by Drostste7 reviews
Sena is a girl who loves to run and because of that, met Shin. She proclaims herself to be a normal girl, but is she really? What is the dark past she's hiding? And how the hell does she know so many guys? Full sum inside. R&R please! temporary hiatus
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,340 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Sena K., Shin S.
It's School Love by smiles555fofo reviews
Hinata is a quiet shy girl who wanted to be outgoing like her two friends. So she decided to be like them, turns out it wasn't a good idea, well sorta. But what happens when totally hot teachers have a 'thing' for the poor girl? Which one will she choose?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,213 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
Uber Uh Oh by PIGFOOT reviews
What happens when your partner dies?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Heavy, Medic
A Little Bit Dirty by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya has some desires that don't exactly fall in line with his rich-boy image. A companion piece to "Sharp Dressed Man."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Odd Day Ramen by violinmana reviews
Lee loves to tell stories, Sakura is tired of hearing stories, Hanabi doesn't want to hear any more stories, and Naruto just wants his ramen. Set in the Stalking universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Sakura H., Hanabi H. - Complete
A Second Look by soul vacation reviews
John is truly an exceptional human being. People have begun to not only notice, but capitalize on this, asking for his advice on everything from first date jitters to, well, you know. Response to a prompt on the BBC Sherlock kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 2,219 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Crimson Sea by Thanathos reviews
In the face of defeat, Madara chose to die by his own hand. However, things don't always go as one expects. How will this new world of devil-fruits, marines and pirates deal with one of the most powerful shinobi of all times thrown into it?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,078 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Madara U.
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 190 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Human Inventions of Varying Usefulness by Tetractys reviews
The engagement between subject and environment is key to survival. An inquisitive Smoker grows to understand this through the most amusing of circumstances. Hunter/Smoker
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Hunter, Smoker
Sasuke and Shiro by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke is forced to balance fatherhood with his duties as an Academy Student and later Ninja when an infant cousin also survives the massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sasuke U.
New Brother New Time by the God Hand reviews
Naruto, in a last stand against Madara, is somehow inadvertantly thrown around 38 years into the past. He wakes up in a younger version of his body and the Konoha medics mistake him as the lost younger brother of a young war orphan—Namikaze Minato...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,260 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,959 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Will of Foxfire by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 258,323 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blue and Green by Dior Crystal reviews
There was no doubt about it. He was beautiful, and Grimmjow wanted him. A collection of short stories on GrimmUlqui. Part of a 100 Themes Challenge. REQUESTS OPEN. Yaoi, shounen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,981 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
First Try: Team 7 Divergence by Lucillia reviews
If a situation can go both ways, it will. At every crossroads, a new universe is formed, and a person will always take the road not taken, even if they never see themselves do it. Tsunade makes a different choice, and there are consequences.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiashi H.
Sharingan Naruto by Lucillia reviews
How Naruto could end up with the Sharingan without getting a transplant, Kyuubi induced upgrade, or different parents.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Eight Bijuu and Counting by Timballisto reviews
"I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Musical Universes by Lucillia reviews
A rather average Uzumaki Naruto from a world where the Kyuubi didn't attack is flung to a wide variety of universes where his life had gone very differently, and his father is left to deal with his counterparts who keep randomly appearing in his place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Flag at Half Mast by arun2110 reviews
They disgraced the uppity snobs of Fire and imposed humiliating terms of surrender on her citizenry. Now, they'll learn what happens when the Will of Fire becomes an uncontrolled blaze of hatred. You always reap what you sow!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Naruto U.
Roomies by marmaroth reviews
Upon reaching their hotel in America, Team Japan encounters an unexpected problem. allSena Hiruma, Yamato, Agon, Shin, Marco, Riku, Akaba, Kakei. Pen name formerly nagashinokuro
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sena K. - Complete
Ironically Equivalent by smiles555fofo reviews
* Opposites attract, after all, and Sena will survive. At the least. TakixFEM!Sena *
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Natsuhiko T., Sena K.
Hau'Rii by Starflower-Gem reviews
ON HOLD Harry's life seems to be governed by one accident after another. This latest misunderstanding lands him in a competely different world. Utterly confused Harry finds himself caught between annoying muggles and giant perverted cat people. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,089 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
First Try: River Country Con by Lucillia reviews
Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Love is a Word He Won't Say by sinemoras09 reviews
Zabuza navigates a new relationship. Collection of oneshots and drabbles. female Haku x Zabuza. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Reflections of a Jinchurikki by uo-chou reviews
The Fourth Hokage uses a different technique to seal the Kyuubi, granting Naruto a special ability like the other Jinchurikki have. The ninja world is not prepared for the arrival of a true Jinchurikki of the nine tailed fox!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Colourless Vanity by StarsOfYaoi reviews
-EDITING- *ItaNaru, others* Naruto had every intention to go train with Jiraiya after the Valley of End… but instead, he's given another option –become a member of the newest ANBU team…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,726 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2006 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] Iruka U.
Denouement by gingeringfigs reviews
As he held the still and small body in his hands, he shattered. (This is a one-shot. Any stories marked complete are done. Do not ask for updates.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Childhood Relapse by smiles555fofo reviews
Eight-year-old Sena's parents died from a car crash. Eight-year-old Sena was parentless and emotionally scarred. Sena would be led out of her misery as the right people came. FEM!Sena and Stronger!Sena x all
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,421 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sena K.
Underwater by BlueRedemption reviews
God hates him. But Naruto finds that being slingshot to the past is by far the least of his worries... especially when an enamoured teenager by the name of Namikaze Minato is vying for his attentions! Rather one-sided MinaNaru, shounen-ai, timetravel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
You, Me, and Baby by Niham reviews
It takes a village to raise a child...or in the case of Ichigo and Rukia's infant son, the Gotei 13. A series of giggly Ichiruki/baby drabbles. R&R please.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Reverse Destiny by the God Hand reviews
Naruto is inadvertantly thrown into the past after a battle with Sasuke and wakes up deep in a remote cave. He finds the legendary Sword of Totsuka in the cave and later learns that he is stranded in a time during the Second Great Shinobi War! Spoilers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,903 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Naruto U.
Deceptive Appearances by Michelle18 reviews
AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,351 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Man of Dreams by ckret2 reviews
Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,690 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Boys' Night by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zuko gets dumped. Sokka is the world's best wingman. There is chloroform.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Dragons in the Sun by donahermurphy reviews
Fire Lord Ozai favors a more permanent solution to the problem of Zuko, and the spirits disagree.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Zuko
Genderbender by roflZuko reviews
Sokka is after a new dress, Zuka has had enough with little brother Azulon, Anna begins to master a new form of attack, and everyone is praying they can avoid Fire Lady Oza during that special time of month. Because messing with this cast is just too fun.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sokka
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 3,186 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
King Kori by red-yuki069 reviews
Naruko is threatened by a creepy film maker and ends up on an Island where she is sacrificed by the natives to their god, the great wolf demon. Can the girl melt his frozen heart? Sasunaru Fem!Naru Possesive!Sasuke A rewrite of king kong
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,336 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Taming of the Land of Big Comfy Beds by ckret2 reviews
If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Alter by ncfan reviews
-Kushina- What was once her pride is now a source of shame.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Kushina U. - Complete
Like a Clockwork by Ruinous Crow reviews
At that day in the Valley of the End, what if Naruto had… won? It's Team Seven, united, and they're not letting anyone mess with them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,573 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Print by Tashilover reviews
Castiel learns that by touching the handprint on Dean's arm, it can restore his Grace. Dean, however, is hesistant. Slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Life of Another by tragicmat1 reviews
During the fight with Madara, the power of the Bijuu erupts. Naruto and Gaara finds themselves back in time, in each others body!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,116 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Love Life by RunicSiren reviews
The Women's Association decides to make Ukitake's love life their new project, and the unfortunate captain learns the meaning of "reverse harem." Multi FemUkitake pairings
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/8/2010 - J. Ukitake
Sena Is Stupid And Easy by hadaka reviews
And Taro has had enough.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Taro R./Monta, Sena K. - Complete
When You Say to Me by hadaka reviews
Sena confesses. Unsui has to think. Unsui/fem!Sena, 30 Kisses.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sena K., Unsui K.
Gaara: Maniac Girl of the Desert by Hentai Hater reviews
She finds Naruto and decides to keep him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 428 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Dancing with the Devil by Ansuz reviews
Sometimes good by itself cannot defeat darkness, and sometimes it is necessary to fight evil with evil in order to save the world. Jack discovers this and more in his tenuous alliance with Aku. AkuJack Warning: violence
Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,974 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 12/21/2003
Airbender's Child: Water by SCWLC reviews
Zuko's father was always disappointed his son wasn't a good enough firebender. His mother was disappointed he was a firebender at all. AU. Part one of a trilogy continued in Airbender's Child: Earth.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,550 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Sukitte ii na yo! by fuwafuwamashimaro reviews
Sena was living as a normal boy with a normal life, until he finds out that HE is a SHE ! And not only that, it seems that her mother will stop at nothing to make her a proper young girl! Pairings: undecided , for now I'll just go with ALL/Sena NON-AU
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,286 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Sena K.
Wizard in Space by Falling Right Side-Up reviews
AU: The Enterprise has a name and it's Harry Potter. Who is rather unhappy about having parts of his anatomy blown up. /interconnected one-shots/ reuploaded ch.5 due to site errors 9-25-10
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P., J. Kirk
Future walker by Namikaze princess reviews
After Pein's invasion, Naruto was betrayed and killed by his own friends. However Shinigami had a plan and sent him back to genin exam day. Now what she will do with her new life? Wait.. She? Dark, cunning FemNaruXHarem. NonYaoi, NonYuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,728 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Odd Behaviour by TwinTrouble reviews
Sakura is worried about her teammates. They've been behaving very strangely... No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Across Enemy Lines by ncfan reviews
Sometimes, children see far more clearly than the adults who surround them.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Yachiru K., Lilinette - Complete
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
No One Cares About This story by peroxidepest17 reviews
Xin Fu and Master Yu do many pointless and idiotic things while the world moves on.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,916 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Xin Fu
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 3,214 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Greenthumb by violinmana reviews
Naruto has always loved plants. Maybe a little too much. Co-written with Kraken's Ghost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bound by Blood by TheNefariousMe reviews
When James and Lily give Harry up for adoption to better train his twin brother, Henry, the false boy-who-lived, Harry is left at an orphanage, until he's adopted... by the Malfoy's! Now, Draco and Harry re-named Adrian are off to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 66,712 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Doing Good by sinemoras09 reviews
Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Stupid Mistake by o0-Constance-0o reviews
Of course, it was never Gai's intention to mistake Kakashi for the woman of his dreams when he was more inebriated than he could ever remember, but a drunken kiss can change into either something wonderful, horrible, or just a stupid mistake. Gai/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,369 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Gai M., Kakashi H.
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Fox Girl by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, pre-Naruto, one-shot. Sort of inspired by Naruto 499, but not really spoiler-y. Minato was only a genin, but one day he'd be Hokage. Kushina fully intended to help him...after she gave him a nosebleed. Read, review, and enjoy! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
At Your Service by Dior Crystal reviews
The first thing that Ulquiorra thought when he saw his uniform for work was that this had better be a joke or a mistake. It was not. Maid!Ulquiorra. AU. GrimmUlqui. Written for the GrimmUlquiFC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Death Date by Jaurion reviews
After intensive trainings of the Death March and Death Climb given by Hiruma, a new trial awaits Kobayakawa Sena. The Death Date...? All x Sena
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sena K.
Kakashi's Lament by Chris Hill reviews
Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Love and Loss and Stalking by violinmana reviews
Chapter 3 - Complete with Ninja Therapy, Stalking, Bestiality, and Fake Horse Wieners.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shifting Connections by anothvortex reviews
The sequel to "Eye Envy." Hinata has run out of time. The elders want a successor, hopefully one who did NOT declare her love to the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, in place. However, they did not take certain changes into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 169 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Incarnadine by intoxicatedasphyxiation reviews
A lead on scarlet eyes takes Kurapika east to the countries that house the enigmatic ninja villages and utilize techniques so different from those he knows. Meanwhile, the Ryodan is also on the move… with revenge and a search for red eyes on their agenda.
Crossover - Naruto & Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Kurapika K.
High School is Just Like the Mafia by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “High School is All about Cliques and Fear” Jimbo’s absence leaves a hole Tsuna and company are morally obligated to fill.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
In God We Trust by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Thirteen truths about the gods and mortals of the Shinobi World.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Bushido: Way of the Warrior by Zhenzao reviews
They were never supposed to meet; Naruto, the lonely Jinchuriki of Konoha & Kisame of the Akatsuki & yet, a chance encounter between the two sets a phrophecy in motion. Only time will tell whether Naruto will be a saviour or a destroyer. -AU- Pls. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,304 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U., Kisame H.
Two Kirks Are Better Than One by r2r2 reviews
To hell with 'Generations': Reboot!Kirk and the Enterprise encounter a mysterious force known as the Nexus, and Jim comes face-to-face . . . with himself. SHENANIGANS ENSUE.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,802 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock Prime
A Simple Story, Not Too Simple Eventually by blueiceland reviews
He had been drunk and exhausted after a mission and a night in the bar. She walked home alone after a tiring day full of mission reports in the staff room. And the accident happened. Kakashi X Fem!Iruka OR KakaOC, depends on your view . Chapter 2 is up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
If Only by Nugar reviews
AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
White Noise by TheMinttu reviews
Burdened by too many glitches to be normal, the Animus overheats... with Desmond still inside. Now he's trapped in a different time, inside the memories of his own ancestor. AC1
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,145 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Rules and Rain by Luki Dimension reviews
Stoic, meet Toothless...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Stoick, Toothless - Complete
The Secret Ultimate Technique by want exploding pen reviews
In which General of Evil Hiruma proves himself capable of some very bizarre, dirty techniques.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Sena K. - Complete
Defender of Youthful Hearts by Shinju90 reviews
At first the newest teacher at the academy didn't seem to be anything special. Then one by one the students began to fall prey to his smile, even though he claimed he's nothing special they seem to know the truth. Drabble Series. Chapter One: Puppies ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Iruka U.
Tempered in Flames by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
The people of Konohagakure send a message to their enemies: This will end in fire.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Reading Between the Linesa Bleach Crack fic by vesperh reviews
Ever wonder what our heroes do between chapters? A/N: I have neither explanation nor excuse for this, I really don't.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2010
Changes by GenderBenderLuver reviews
[ABANDONED (2014)] Shin has no idea what puberty is. Shin/Sena
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Sena K., Shin S.
Experimental by Spontaneite reviews
If you're a young, hormonal, teenage boy and notice that your very female clone is quite attractive, what are you going to do? Experiment, right? Only, when his clone fails to dispell because she's pregnant with himself, things begin to get strange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Swap by GenderBenderLuver reviews
[ABANDONED (2014)] When Hiruma took a nine year old Sena to an American Base- he had no idea what to expect. - Hiruma/Sena, Agon/Sena and Musashi/Sena - Rewritten version of 'Alternate'
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Childhood by Taivasalla reviews
Sarutobi said ANBU was no place for a child, but a brotherhood of killers is more of a family than Naruto ever had. Now, with war looming and intravillage tension threatening his fragile world, even this may not last. Not super!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,296 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Raidou N. - Complete
Shiyuma Is A Family Man by hadaka reviews
But he'd rather be out killing Soviets.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sena K.
Transformation Technique by Lucillia reviews
The Second Hokage invents a certain variant of the Henge and has a rather interesting misadventure that nearly scars him for life. The next person to use it has far more luck with it than he did.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Tobirama S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Epilogue To A War Story by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Years later, Ichigo gets a phone call from Orihime, and everyone gets a reminder that the past can never really be escaped.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Play Date by F.A. Star Hawk reviews
Starts off pre-series, will go to the Christmas Bowl. Kobayakawa Mihae wants to help Sena make some friends, so she tries the only way she knows how. Setting up play-dates.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 117 - Words: 298,290 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sena K.
Sena Is Not A Girl by hadaka reviews
Sena is a boy. And he's straight. Totally.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Sena K.
Legends of the Obsidian King by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Itachi U.
A Voice From a Distant Star by Aikora reviews
At the end of Naruto's life he was ready to die. He closed his eyes, letting the sleep of death take him. Waking up Naruto found a girl carrying his battered form. She was scrawny, hungry, and cold. Just like himself. NarutoxKushina. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,647 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Brother by hadaka reviews
It's official, someone up there hates him. kirskipkat's Brother prompt.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Torakichi N., Sena K. - Complete
Hard Work by hadaka reviews
Apollo meets Sena and is forced to give hard work another chance. kirskipkat's Hard Work prompt.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sena K., Leonard A. - Complete
Are You Sure? by Moiya Hatake reviews
Kakashi had a sudden and very frightening image of hundreds of tiny shinobi wanna be's invading his personal space, dirty little hands groping and digging, begging in annoyingly whiny voices. He shivered and cast a dark look at his new found friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Chasing Butterflies by Falling Right Side-Up reviews
AU: Minato’s adventures as father and Hokage. Insanity is a given. Intervention a necessity. Who knows how screwed up Naruto will become under his father's care? SECOND: misplaced jealousy /more info and question to readers inside/ edited: 6-25-2009
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,220 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
The Shirt by Storymaster Caith reviews
Temari realized something weird was going on when she saw Kankuro in The Shirt. multichapter yaoi crack!pairing romance. Oh yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,065 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Chōji A., Kankuro
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shinobi of The Rock by alterego94 reviews
After the Kyuubi attack, Sarutobi decides to send Naruto away. But the caravan gets ambushed by Rock shinobi, and Naruto's missing. Now twelve years later an insanely strong genin from Iwa enters the chuunin exam. And whats with his claybearing sensei?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,430 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Deidara
Always One Step Ahead by Gaming Ikari reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha to destroy it once and for all. Pushed to the brink by Naruto's newfound prowess, how will the Uchiha fare?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Avalon's Brood by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
There are five cardinal rules for being a shinobi. And the kunoichi personify them perfectly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/24/2009
Vibration by Silvera Sea reviews
Attacked at the age of five, Naruto's hearing was stolen from him. But with this limitation new gifts are being revealed to him. Undergoing Major Revision!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,577 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Naruto U.
Crimson Reign by Lady Hanaka reviews
An heiress of the sacred sword, an avenger of a once great clan, a half-demon bound to a curse, and an exiled priest who has lost his eye to a sin recompensed.In darkest night of a thousand moons, when the most evil soul was brought to Earth,the four meet. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,800 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Cure Please by Itazuki-no-Hime reviews
Shin didn't understand this termonology that the doctors were using. What was this "stalking"? And what did it have to do with his current situation? Of course Takami, Sakuraba and Coach have the answer but the results aren't loved.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Shin S. - Complete
The Mental Strain Of Self Disgust by Furofushi reviews
What would happen if Orochimaru were to fall in love with Jiraiya, and not be cared for back? Better Summary inside. Rated M for later chapters. A past-fic tragedy. Pairing is one-sided OroJira
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya
Hate is a Lot like Love Except with Less Biting by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi wears on Byakuya’s patience.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki
Anabasis by Fialleril reviews
Eight months ago, Darth Vader turned on his master in order to save his secret wife. Now, he lives as a prisoner in the Jedi temple. But he finds himself with a most unlikely ally: Jedi Master Yan Dooku. Very AU. Interlude: Anamnesis now up!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,411 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Fox Among the Leaves by Xeno-Freak reviews
What if the villagers were right? What if Uzumaki Naruto was not a human container, but truly the human form of the Demon Fox Kyuubi No Kitsune? How will our hero deal with the fact he is in fact a demon? How will Kohona handle harboring the most power
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,489 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Regrets and Consequences by Sneaky-fox reviews
A look into the life of Naruto and the Yondaime, had he survived the sealing along with his wife. Some things once given up can never be reclaimed. One shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 180 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
INNOCENCE by Vuurvlieg reviews
Everything starts: Mamori has moved some time ago and Sena doesn't go to Deimon. Instead he goes to Oujou and, while constantly running from bullies, he and Shin cross paths. Expectations, bullying and finally acknowledgement. Wil Sena still play footbal?
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sena K., Shin S.
Courtship Rituals by peroxidepest17 reviews
ZoSan- From the wedding to life after.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,595 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2004
Into a Realm of Endless Possibility by peroxidepest17 reviews
The difference between dead and dying is a million miles.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2009 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Forgotten Little Things by Running Thunder reviews
History travels in strange and twisted circles. Follow the friends of Naruto as they brave hookers, perverts, and forbidden village secrets in an attempt to discover his past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,897 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shop Loyalty by Ate de Anguis reviews
Once upon a time, Teuchi was not so different from any other shop keeper in Konoha, but then Naruto came along and did what he does best: changes people.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Teuchi - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Domesticity by 17th Down reviews
The Deimon Devil Bats aren't so much a team as they are a family.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Older Men by F.A. Star Hawk reviews
LJ Challenge. One-shot. Sena introduces his parents to his boyfriend. Musashi/Sena.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Gen T., Sena K. - Complete
Love Sick Puppy by Bunko08 reviews
Hinata always pictured her father alone. Never once did the thought of a woman entering his life occur, until now. Until she awoke one morning and saw a woman standing in her house, declaring dominance. Hiashi/? Hinata/?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Hiashi H., Tsume I.
On Forming Diplomatic Relations with the 11th Div by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya and Kenpachi get as civil as they know how.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 2,261 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Paperwork Ninja Memories by Goldenkizamu reviews
Greatest stories never told. Update: The Ring!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Iruka U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 198 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
What is a man, after all, to a woman who has learned to smile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Operation Scare by boo bat reviews
Sena is forced to stay in a haunted house for a night, but he's not the only one staying there. ShinSena! Etc.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/21/2008
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Reset: The Kushina Effect HIATUS by ignitesthestars reviews
Sometimes it's not about saving the world. Sometimes saving /a/ world is enough. Uzumaki Kushina is alive, and woe befall anyone who tries to harm her son. We all know what Naruto can do growing up alone. Imagine what he could do with a mother's love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,387 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
To Aery Thinness by Calico Jay reviews
Having landed the Hokage’s son, his brooding cousin and the pinkhaired accessory girl as his first genin team, Obito realised why Kakashi had vanished without so much as an “I’ll write” for the past eight years: he’d left Obito to face the rap. Bastard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
Unrequited by tsusami reviews
Naruto sighed. “Gaara? Have you ever had a crush?” Gaara seemed to ponder these words before nodding slowly. “Do you know what it means when it’s unrequited?”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
His Afterlife by DSecret reviews
This is the story of the afterlife of a boy who had died in a most embarrassing way. After owing Ichigo a huge favour, he moved on and started a new life in Soul Society where his presence had slowly begun to change the events around him. Male OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,031 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
Adventures of a Snarky Eye by Taivasalla reviews
Meet me; the Copy in Copy-nin. Yeah, you heard that, Kakashi the Copy-nin. Without me, you’re just Kakashi the nin. Not so cool now, eh? ::: Kakashi's eye gets a voice; and it doesn't mind giving its opinion on everything. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 292 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rise of the Jinchuuriki by Beboots reviews
After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,695 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Get Some Sleep by Balloon Animal reviews
The night before Naruto's team returns to Konoha, Gaara has one last request.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Rebirth by Chibi-Reaper reviews
AU. Sasuke drowns naruto in the river at the valley of the end and gains the coveted Mangekyou Sharingan. But when Kakashi arrives... Puppet!Naru, OOC!Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 241 - Published: 5/9/2008
Defenestration by ignitesthestars reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Ten Facts About Team Yamato by Lisse reviews
On paper, their team doesn't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
It Will Change Your Life by recodan reviews
REUPLOADED CAUSE YOU WHINED! What happened when a certain jumpsuit becomes required attire? Some crazy stuff, thats what! Don't send me PM's calling me sexist please. I get that enough in real life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Spiraling Maelstrom by Reaver Kyuubi reviews
What if Jiraiya taught Naruto the Rasengan instead of Kuchiyose? What if the invasion didn't start until the finals were finished? What could this change? Pairing undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 508 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Alchemy's Child by Beboots reviews
After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,932 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 434 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Comrades, Coming Out and Cows by Asuka Kureru reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi. Friendship. A gen, but not quite, story about comrades, coming out, and cows. Now with slightly less gen sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Truly Madly Deeply by BlueRedemption reviews
Naruto enrols into a female exclusive school, posing as a girl just to obtain more information on his crush Haruno Sakura. But everything he’s so carefully planned goes down the drain with the appearance of one dark haired bastard. SasuNaru. Shounenai. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,129 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: the Videogame by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Naruto dies.... game over? Wait, what's this about a 'new game? And... whoa! Those statues are all of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/25/2007
A Kage Is Born by LittleHellion reviews
What happens when a little six year old boy, absolutely sure of his identity, runs into a traveler who has different ideas.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Model Athletes by peroxidepest17 reviews
Being team players has ruined Jyuumonji and co.’s bad boy images they’re determined to get them back.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
The Choice is Clear by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twelve Failures by Hardcore Heathen reviews
A series of different characters and how they failed twelve times, shaping the world around them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Iruka U.
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
Staple Her Down by ckret2 reviews
A typical day in the life of Konan, a typical day where she wonders what it is that keeps her in Amegakure with Pein. [PeinKonan. Spoilers through ch 372. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Even Perverts Deserve a Second Chance by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
On Hiatus-Yet another time travel fic... But this time with Jiraiya! Watch the Erosennin relive his genin days with all the knowledge of his older self! What will he do to try and change the future? What will stay the same? Eventual JirTsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Jiraiya, Gamabunta
Rent by NoNoWriter reviews
Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Potions Accident by Arualcopia reviews
A slight twist to the usual deaging stories. What if the accident created a gas? What if it effected the entire class? How does Snape deal with fifteen toddlers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Karma, Thy Name is Naruto by MrDust reviews
Shippūden setting. Jiraiya is fed up with Naruto always ruining his research, so he decides to teach him a lesson. But things never go as planned when Naruto is involved. Please review, it's the whole point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Funny Facts and Not So Silly Stories by riversrunthroughme reviews
Team Guy was created under the influence of nostalgia, malice and some level of intoxication on the part of the people present. For some reason this wasn't viewed as a problem. [Team Guy love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
One of Those Days by Tsukiori reviews
Iruka doesn't have the best of luck sometimes. He has to explain this to Tsunade after an encounter with Itachi. Slight hints of shounenai, ie malemale.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Iruka U., Itachi U. - Complete
Icha Icha Naruto by antiassasinguy reviews
When there's life out there trying to bite you, all you can do is pray to God. And hope he answers. Too bad for Naruto, he sends more problems than solutions. Three women... and no way out. Good luck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,644 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Weapons of Old and New by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The last few months of Naruto's three year training trip have unforeseen consequences, as the skills he gains from a mysterious sensei make him both powerful... And vulnerable. Not quite a parody of Super!Naruto stories, but in that general direction...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,969 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Naruto U.
Paperwork Ninja: A Day in the Life by Goldenkizamu reviews
The Paperwork Ninja survive a typical Wednesday. Which are better than Tuesdays. Best not to ask about Tuesdays. Various Jounin start an avalanche without realizing whose wrath they have incurred. Contains Hetero & Homosexual relationships, DEAL with it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,875 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Iruka U., Genma S. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Precarious Balance by Jules-foil reviews
Leia dies young. Vader senses her death and Luke's life and becomes obsessed. Luke senses it too but even death can't divide force-twins. But can Luke handle power enhanced by his twin instead of shared and Vader hunting him? All disclaimers apply
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,298 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
My name is Zaraki Kenpachi and I'm fukin' single by Seriously Yours reviews
Companion Piece to My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single. What the lean mean fighting machine of Soul Society thinks about all the women in it. If you thought that Unohana was picky...you should see Kenpachi. ONESHOT of pure chick bashing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/17/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
LoveGo by AmberFox and Lyell reviews
HiruMamo. Music isn't the only language of love as the team finds out. Helarity and Oddness insues.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Beyond This Place of Wrath and Tears by Talriga reviews
Some burdens cannot be left alone. And memories can taunt a wizard for the rest of his life. Severus Snape, however, is not a man who accepts defeat. Time travel, AU 6th and 7th year. Ch. 24: ... and the storm breaks over Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,135 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Severus S.
The Rebel's Secret by Csillan.Rose reviews
AU Before the events of ANH, Emperor Vader discovers the identity of his son. He attempts to capture Luke, but Luke escapes and joins the Alliance, not telling them of his heritage.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader
An Alternate Path by Surarrin reviews
[Alternate Reality] A single action as you stare death in the face can have adverse effects. Instead of hate, Naruto grew up with the fear of Konoha. Now watch as he backed by the ninja population of Konoha leads his life ultimately to his final goal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 160,037 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
A Thousand Twitterpated Twits by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Despite of what logic may lead you to believe: there's a Veela at Hogwarts. For one week this vision of loveliness shall ensnare every male at Hogwarts with her feminine wiles or, um, something. Who is this enchantress? Minerva McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Minerva M., I. Karkaroff
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Mirror Mirror on the Wall by elveljung reviews
Misa looks into the mirror and sees rather more than she wanted to. RaitoL, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Misa A. - Complete
Uchiha Senbei by Shaay reviews
Itachi found something more worthwhile than just testing his capacity. Sasuke, on the other hand, has an obsession far greater than avenging his clan. As for Naruto, well, he just wants a bed of his own. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 195 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Gender Benders by Aki-sama reviews
Danny has a run in with what he believes to be a ghost, but she's actually a Goddess! She swears vengeance upon Danny Phantom. He shrugs it off until he realizes that her vengeance comes complete with genderswapping madness.Can he survive? Doubt it.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Danny F.
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Come Come Kakashi! by TriggerHappy Maniac reviews
When Iruka sensei was fatally wounded, Tsunade had to carry out the dangerous Combination no Jutsu to save him. But wait! Who is this new, sexy shinobi that Kakashi is falling for! A Comedy Tragedy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 167 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Next of Kin by jedinemo reviews
Three years after the fall of the Republic, a visitor comes to the Lars homestead. An AU sprung from the early chapters of the Vader Chronicles.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Turn Around by Moyima reviews
Response to the LV ER Challenge. Requirements in chapter one. Luke is in an accident and infected with a deadly venom. His doctors have to find a family member to get a clean blood sample in order to save him.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Prepubescent Whims by firefly reviews
With blood, pain, destruction, and death, Kenpachi can deal. But when Yachiru starts showing inklings of a crush on her new playmate, the 11th division captain finds it more than difficult to cope.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/3/2006
Look! Look! by meleth78 reviews
Genma notices something strange about Kakashi. And Raido notices that Iruka is really hot. Ch 10 Updated 17 January 2006. KakashiIruka, GenmaRaido.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,803 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
Once Upon A Time, I Was Only A Ninja by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Before she was Chiyo baa sama, before she was a grandmother, before she was mother, she was only a Kunoichi named Chiyo.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Chiyo - Complete
Eighteen by DarkLordTaker reviews
Hiashi needs to find a suitable husband for Hinata. Rating PG13 for safety. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Meet Kenpachi by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “Switching Tactics,” Kira Izuru visits Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2005
Time Moves On by Dolphin River reviews
[Abandoned, Up for Adoption] Sasuke returns to Konoha and finds out more than he bargained for. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/5/2005
Unlikely Heroes: The Lich Phage Marrowice by SickleYield reviews
First in a series: Every hero isn't a Thrall or even an Arthas. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some fall into the category of none of the above. Here is the story of one such unlikely hero.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Complete
The Heads of One Thousand Goblins: A Love Story by SickleYield reviews
Gimli son of Gloin never forgot the Lady Galadriel. But love can find you in the most unexpected places and the strangest ways...An unusual thing in this section: A Gimli story which does not, repeat, NOT contain any elves. At all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Gimli - Complete
Sakumo's Courtship by telosphilos reviews
Never take courtship advice from a dog. They have no idea what they are talking about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Fur Fetish by peroxidepest17 reviews
Renji has something he wants to do…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2005
How in the Hell Did I Lose to You? by peroxidepest17 reviews
Hisagi Shuuhei has to live with the embarrassment of defeat. Among other things.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2005
Ignorance is Bliss by soul vacation reviews
Asuma muses on his one-sided fancy concerning his favorite lazy genin. (AsumaShikamaru, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Complete
Parental Guidance by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which the original InoShikaChou doing something profoundly traditional. Much to the distress of their off-spring. (Pre-quel to "This Future Place", InoChouji)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,429 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004
Not Heaven by Anria reviews
Naruto is sent on a mission to the Hidden Sand. There, he meets Gaara once more. (Spoilers for up to manga chapter 246; goes AU after that.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/15/2005
Hidden Village Ninja Academy by Faraway4today reviews
[AU] Naruto had been forced to enroll in the Ninja Academy. He wanted to eat ramen and sleep. Instead he got hounded by weirdoes, ditched by his team and tortured by perverts. Not the best first impression.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004
Spinning by aldalindil reviews
Luna spins a tale of mice and dragons, lions and gold, and a hero who doesn't know her... Set during the spring of GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Luna L., Harry P.
Annoying Snape: The Diary of Merriweather Hapshat by Lauren Snape reviews
Having procured an extensive list of ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master, one industrious student starts a quest to cover them all in her 4th year at Hogwarts. A humorous journey following the escapades of one Merriweather Hapshat. OUTDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/4/2003
A Son for the Dark Lord by Serenthia reviews
Finding out that a Half-Dementor exists, Voldemort kidnaps him from his mother to create his own army of them. But little Severus proves to be more trouble than Voldemort counted on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/23/2001 - Published: 9/30/2001
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Team No Luck!
Not every team is a time bomb in the making. In a land where the shinobi live among the clouds, three children are chosen to be one of the newest genin cells. Unfortunately for them, their sensei happens to be an insane cutthroat with a talent for murder. Will they survive the hell he calls training, or will they die like all his previous students? Genfic. Ratings may go up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,133 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Killer Bee, The Third Raikage, Hachibi/Gyuki