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Joined 02-16-10, id: 2258084, Profile Updated: 10-20-13
Author has written 3 stories for Halo, Area 88, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Call of Duty.

As the name suggests, I am a fan of Halo and Call of Duty.

Name: Edward J. Jackson

Age: I don't know why I should put it down, I don't think it really matters.

Home: a Podunk town called Hurricane. State: Utah.

Facts: I play guitar, I like shoot-em-up video games, I like riding dirt bikes and camping up in the mountains just north of Richfield.

Favorite Bands:

Metallica (heavy metal)

Avenged Sevenfold (heavy metal)

Disturbed (heavy metal)

In Flames (heavy metal)

Alice in Chains (heavy metal)

Rammstein (heavy metal)

Pearl Jam (grunge)

Weezer (alternative rock)

... and plenty more that I can't remember at the moment.

Favorite Pairings (romantic unless otherwise stated)-

John-117 & Cortana

Carter-259 & Kat-320

J. Forge & E. Anders

Church & Tex

Simmons & Grif (friendship)

Dempsey & Nikolai (friendship)

Agent Carolina & Agent York

Agent Connecticut (C.T.) & Washington

Arbiter Thel 'Vadem & Miranda Keyes (don't ask)

Current stories:

Halo: Black Ops-AU In 2553, an elite Black Op squadron was created to fight the Covenant behind enemy lines. They left and re-appeared in 2525 in an attempt to stop the war. They failed. This is the story of the Task Force 141.


From Blacker Side of Shadows

-If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (cough-printer-cough!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wondered who the HELL came up with the idea of bending in front of a cow and squeezing the flappy pink things under it to see if something comes out and DRINKING whatever crap comes out, copy and paste this to your profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (Is it ever a bad thing?)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile (abortion isn't some random preventative measure; it's murder. It's evil, cruel, and it's a gift...from the devil.)


If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone that should be struck by lightnig 120 times Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about seven feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.


From Kireteiru

Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death I will fear no evil; for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the whole damn Valley. Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math. I think, therefore I'm single. Reality is a figment of your imagination. Gravity is a myth; the Earth sucks. Fine day to work off excess energy; steal something heavy. If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? Life is a terminal disease. Avoid reality at all costs. Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way. Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging. In theory, everything works. Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from two or more. Around here, to be nuts is normal, to be sane is stupid. Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself. Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out. I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway. Now that I've finally got my act together, I've forgotten what I'm supposed to do with it. This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead. If it's not nailed down, it's fair game. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they AREN'T after you. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. Too much of a good thing is wonderful. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


I dedicate the following to the brave men and woman serving in the United States military, past, present, and tomorrow.

I watched the flag pass by one day,
It fluttered in the breeze.
A young Marine saluted it,
And then he stood at ease.

I looked at him in uniform
So young, so tall, so proud,
With hair cut square and eyes alert
He'd stand out in any crowd.

I thought how many men like him
Had fallen through the years.
How many died on foreign soil
How many mothers' tears?

How many pilots' planes shot down?
How many died at sea
How many foxholes were soldiers' graves?
No, freedom isn't free.

I heard the sound of Taps one night,
When everything was still,
I listened to the bugler play
And felt a sudden chill.

I wondered just how many times
That Taps had meant "Amen,"
When a flag had draped a coffin.
Of a brother or a friend.

I thought of all the children,
Of the mothers and the wives,
Of fathers, sons and husbands
With interrupted lives.

I thought about a graveyard
At the bottom of the sea
Of unmarked graves in Arlington.
No, freedom isn't free.

Enjoy Your Freedom & God Bless Our Troops


If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If this site is an addiction and your parents don't know about it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a total procrastinator and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this in your profile... no, it doesn't have to be now.
If you'd rather stay at home than go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't enjoy doing homework, copy and paste this into your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to know what happens to Master Chief and Cortana after Halo 3 ends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you could be a character from the Halo universe, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think humans are the Precursors in the Halo universe, copy and paste this into your profile. (As stated by Wolverfrog49)
If you think that most Precursors were assimilated by the Flood, copy and paste this into your profile. (As stated by Wolverfrog49)
If you think Chief and Cortana should be together (despite Cortana being an A.I.), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you could be a Spartan (despite their rather "unique" origin), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want 343 Industries to get off their butt and make another Halo game, dammit, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. The irony...
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

95% of teens would break down if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself. Copy and paste if you're the 5% that would grab your camera yelling, "JUMP ALREADY!!"

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000, Neonzangetsu, gadzooks97, Kireteiru, halo-and-callofduty-fan,

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Mr.Alaska, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Spartan Ninja, Uncle Joe, Ebony017, Myevltwin, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo, Ski Bo, bleachrules1314, KivaEmber, SilverFlameoftheWindScar, Kireteiru, halo-and-callofduty-fan,


FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
*You talk to yourself a lot.
*You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
*You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)*
*You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
*No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
*The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
*People think you have A.D.D.
*You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
*You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
*Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
*And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are they only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I might be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating. I was simply too much to bear.
We are couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom apartment for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I don't want management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to see the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly cold and distant when they found out my partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-abuse survivor who has no support system because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-ecomonics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his Christian loving parents he loves another male.

Homophobia is wrong. Please post this if you agree. Don't be afraid to tell people.


You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have an AIM or Facebook
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


Redneck Jedi (copy and paste for whatever random reason)

You know you're a redneck jedi when..

You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."


101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.


Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Office Desk...

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out, you probably got here just in time!"

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

"I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."

"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broken..."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."


Airplane jokes-copy and paste if you hate annoying passengers, like me. (note, there aren't any jokes on dealing with annoying passengers, I just find these funny.)

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Pilot - "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land ... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

And, after landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as Hell everything has shifted."

From a Southwest Airlines employee... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

"Last one off the plane must clean it."

And from the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry ...Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!

Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what ya'll are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendants' fault...it was the asphalt!"

Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.

Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."


RULES OF THE AIRWAYS (this has probably gone through the mind of every person who can fly or has taken a flight on an any airplane, any size.)

Takeoff's are optional. Landings are mandatory.

Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous.

Speed is life, altitude is life insurance. No one has ever collided with the sky.

The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first!

Everyone knows a 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. But a 'great landing is one after which you can use the airplane again.

The probability of survival is equal to the angle of arrival.

Was that a landing or were we shot down?

Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.

Trust your captain... but keep your seat belt securely fastened.

Be nice to your first officer, he may be your captain at your next airline.

Any attempt to stretch fuel is guaranteed to increase headwind.

A pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying, and about flying when he's with a woman.

Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs.

There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold, pilots!

Gravity never loses! The best you can hope for is a draw!

Gravity SUCKS!

Gravity is a myth, the Earth simply sucks.


Some fun things to do the next time you're on one of those long international flights to kill time...

Pinch the stewardess' butt as she passes.

When two people kiss in the in flight movie, belch real loud.

When there's any nudity, hoot really loudly for a few minutes.

Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it.

Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar.

Hijack the cockpit and, over the loudspeaker, announce that the first class passengers and luggage are to switch places.

Run down the aisle screaming, "He's got a bomb! He's got a bomb!".

Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking refreshed.

"Accidental" soda spill on the dork next to you.

Give someone a coin, saying "Heads, I detonate the bomb. Tails, I don't".

Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out, yelling "We're out of toilet paper! Stewardess!".

Describe your sex life in great detail to the five-year-old next to you.

Lead a bible study session in the back of the plane.

Start a hot dog stand.

Steal businessman's laptop, play solitaire on it.

Remark that perhaps you shouldn't have put super glue in your underpants that morning.

Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.

Show off your Batman underwear.

Switch accents and see if anyone notices.

Sneak into the cockpit and hit the warning alarm.

Scratch your butt, then sniff your finger.

Go into the cockpit, flick on the intercom light, then loudly inquire as to why the fuel dial says "e".

Go into the cockpit, ask the pilot in an obnoxious voice "Why do they call it the COCKpit?" then snort as if it's the funniest thing in the world.

Don't use deodorant, then "accidentally" stick your armpit in someone's face.

Sneeze, using somebody's sleeve instead of your hand to cover it.

Snort when you laugh.

Tell corny jokes and laugh like it's absolutely hilarious, then expect others to do the same.

Ride carry-on luggage down the aisle, yelling "Yeee-ha!".

With a desperate look, ask the stewardess where the bathroom is, then look relieved and say "Never mind. Do you have any towels?".

Jump up and scream "AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!".

Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that you think they're Kevin Costner or Goldie Hawn (This best works when the person looks nothing like the movie star in question)

If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.

Pretend you're flying the plane.

Get some rub-on tattoos and a leather jacket, pretend that you belong to a biker gang.

Take over the plane with a toy gun.

Yell to someone "Is it time to hijack the plane yet?" (Note: Do this when there are stewardess nearby).

To the person next to you, say "It's amazing that they didn't notice the grenade in my luggage.


Ways to have fun at the super-market: (copy and paste if you find the super-market boring)

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

Tell an employee in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

Play with the automatic doors.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along.

Walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

Repeat the above in the jewelry department.

Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

Follow people through the aisles, staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

Play soccer with a group of friend, using the entire store as your playing field.

As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

Put M&M's on layaway.

Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows.

Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

Toilet paper as much of the store as possible.

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

Take bets on the battle described above.

Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

Hold indoor shopping cart races.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible."

Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

Two words: "Marco Polo."

Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

"Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

During announcements over the PA, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.

If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.


Crazy things to do in an elevator: (copy and paste if you hate riding in an elevator like I do)

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"

Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

Sell Girl Scout cookies.

On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

Shave.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When at your floor, strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

One word: Flatulence!

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter "Gotta go...Gotta go..." then sigh and say "Oops!"

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.

Stare at a passenger and announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Burp, and then say "Mmmm... tasty!"

Leave a box between the doors.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

Start a sing-along.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

Play the harmonica.

Shadow box.

Say "Ding!" at each floor.

Lean against the button panel.

Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and inform the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

Bring a chair along.

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

Blow spit bubbles.

Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!


Things to Do to Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner (copy and paste if you find Thanksgiving Dinner to be a tad bit boring. If you don't find it boring, copy and paste it anyway.)

1. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.

2. When everyone goes around to say what they are Thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.

3. Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the VCR when Dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game. When he comes into the room, turn off the VCR and turn on the regular TV.

4. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms.

5. During mid-meal turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were worried for nothing."


Things to do in the bathroom stall... (copy and paste if you find yourself bored in a public bathroom)

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters.

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

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Spartan Love by firerwolf reviews
Stories of love that can only be found between Spartans. Rated T to be safe. Pairings will vary. So far: Kelly-087/John-117, Fred-104/Kelly-087, Linda-058/John-117, Tom/Lucy, Carter/Kat, Jorge/Emile, Jai/Adriana. I take requests.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 227 - Words: 317,403 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 11/22/2010 - [Master Chief/John-117, Kelly-087] [S. Palmer, T. Lasky]
The Gyre Widens by Cor Tenebrae reviews
After the death of the Master Chief, Cortana must raise their son alone as a single mother. But how does the offspring of a Spartan and an AI come to terms with who and what he is? Sequel to "Other Worlds Than These."
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 144,411 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Halo: the Art of War by Havoc-legionnaire reviews
AU. One small divergence, the smallest of errors, and the balance of fate tips. It is 2552. Reach is spared, for now. Operation Red Flag goes forth. The Covenant will learn that this war that they have started 27 years ago have only just begun.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,424 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Prophet of Truth
Halo: Civil War by Cor Tenebrae reviews
The Great War has ended, yet humanity continues to face threats from both within and without. All are mere distractions to the true danger. A young, ambitious ONI officer seeks to plunge the UNSC into the greatest period of internal conflict mankind has ever seen. He will manipulate the Master Chief into helping him do it, even if that means doing a all he can to bring Her back
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,606 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Spartan Love: After Dark by firerwolf reviews
M rated SpartanXSpartan stories. I don't own anything from Halo. Pairings: JohnXKelly
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,060 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 12/9/2012 - [Kelly-087, Master Chief/John-117] [S. Palmer, T. Lasky]
Project Freelancer Watches Red vs Blue by Camp half blood 1 reviews
What happens when the Director and the agents of projects of Project Freelancer watches future events unfold? anger, laughs and tears will be shed. Will our new hero be able to manage the situation or will the agents kill him before he gets the chance? What will change and what will happen to Project Freelancer? Read, review and find out.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,710 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Director, York
Already Virtually Together by Hannibal-Necromancer97 reviews
Post-Halo 4, AU. After the Didact is defeated, the UNSC decides to celebrate. Master Chief decides to Join, but has too much on his mind, plus Cortana, to enjoy the party. What could Chief be thinking about? And does Cortana think the same thing? -[slight spoilers within]- (Minor suggestive themes and alcohol referenced.)
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,850 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/24/2013 - [Master Chief/John-117, Cortana] - Complete
Consequences of Revelation by Red Mage 04 reviews
In the wake of the escape from Requiem, Captain Lasky decides that the S-IV's need a little more training, and arranges for an old friend to come on board the Infinity. Little does he realize the far reaching consequences that this will have for himself, his crew, and the rest of the UNSC.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,137 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, T. Lasky, S. Palmer - Complete
The Parallel: Path of Demons by Kireteiru reviews
Sequel to "Two Corpses." In which humanity receives a history lesson and the Parallel Spartans team up with the Infected to kick some buttocks. Will be undergoing editing to comply with "Silentium" later.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,093 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Didact
Oblivion by Nola Swan reviews
2557. The Master Chief encounters an enemy he never saw coming—the UNSC. With the help of an unlikely ally hiding her own dark secrets, he must unravel a web of deceit and fight the ONI's latest project: the successors to the Spartans. A tale of deception and retribution, John breaks the chain.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,734 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Fred-104
Office of the Dead by texasPanzer reviews
The undead are rising in Scranton and now Dunder Mifflin is going to be the new home for the office mates as they try to survive.
Office - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,922 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 12/28/2010
Tex Will be Tex by Nightylilly reviews
RvB: Tex has never been anything but herself. But what can she do with an unexplained past? She goes back to do something about it, of course! Extreme use of ChurchxTex. Finished 10.11.10.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,185 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 4/13/2008 - L. Church/Alpha, Tex/Allison - Complete
On the Beach by FuryanJedi13 reviews
After returning to Earth, John and a now-human Cortana are trying to find ways to work out their frustrations. A chance meeting with each other on the beach provides a very ideal solution...
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,602 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Bow Chicka Bo-Wait What? by Agent Washington D.C reviews
Carolina and Epsilon feels something's up with Tucker, and they decide to try and find out. What will they think of his past and what he is? How are the reds and blue going to act? Tucker/Carolina
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,382 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - [Carolina, L. Tucker] Epsilon, Wash
Tall Enough for You? by Carleen reviews
Sometimes grief takes you to places you never expected to go. If it's with the right person you may learn things you never thought to ask about and heal in ways you didn't know you were wounded. At a moment when you want nothing more than to sink into your armor and never emerge, someone comes along and asks you why.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,223 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, S. Palmer, T. Lasky - Complete
Forever by Agent Washington D.C reviews
What if Connie didn't die during the fight with Tex and Carolina? And What would happen after that? Find out in this fanfiction. Wash/CT Tucker/CT
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/15/2013 - CT, L. Tucker, Wash
What Once Was Lost by thebigmacattack reviews
It is the year 2555. Edward Buck is ready to retire from the service. But he needs to settle things with Veronica Dare, who has been avoiding him since New Mombasa. However, their shared mission goes wrong and their entire team (including a squad of SPARTAN-IVs) is scattered across the planet Aurelius, surrounded by Covenant who have no idea the war's ended... CANON WITH HALO 4
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - E. Buck, V. Dare, S. Palmer
A Freelancer Love Life by BIG Z1776 reviews
York and Carolina are known as the pair that could have been. You know it, I know it, heck even they knew it. So it's only fair they should get their chance right? Well in this story they do, watch this love at first sight pairing go from a chance meeting at a night club to forbidden love aboard the Mother of Invention. Be warned I will be ignoring the established plot line mostly.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Carolina, York
Meet Noble by Aorta EMT reviews
Have you ever wanted to meet Noble Team? I know I have. Here's your chance-give me a full OC, and which Noble member you would like them to spend the day with, and I will write up a chapter for you! First come, first serve, so if you want to be the first to spend a day with Noble, GIVE ME AN OC! Chapter 8 for thedeathbacon complete!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013
The First Night by covenantgirl82 reviews
This is the sequel to The Legend of the Spartan B-313. Sarah has nightmares all the time, but Carter is going to solve that problem. May be 2 or 3 One Shots about them ;)
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Carter-A259/Noble One, OC
In Which Certain Halo Characters Live by Aldon Blackreyne reviews
This has been on my mind for quite some time. Many of the deaths in the Halo series annoyed me because they just didn't hold water in my opinion. The deaths could of easily been prevented through simple logical actions. This is my take on them, enjoy.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Miranda K., J. Forge, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, C. Silva - Complete
Noble Team- Noble Objectives by TheRedNoble6 reviews
A bond deepens between Noble 6 and Noble 2. Since meeting at Tarza base, the two can't stop looking at each other. Unknowingly to both, they share many traits. Contains Yuri. Some sex scenes. Some crude humor and crude language.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
The Search Is On by GotHimASandwich reviews
"What's more dangerous than a man with nothing to lose? A spartan with a cause. My advice? To the UNSC, to the Covenant... Stay out of my way, unless you aim to lay dead behind me." Everyone thinks Cortana's dead, but Master Chief knows different. Will he find her, and what kind of shape will she be in? (Rated T for future violence and cursing.)
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Cortana, Master Chief/John-117
Beautiful, but deadly by EventuallyConcedes reviews
Follow Noble Team's random, sometimes serious, but mainly stupid adventures. Includes a 'vacation' on Earth, plus some serious missions (don't worry, you'll eventually find out why I called the story Beautiful, but deadly). Couples include; Carter/Kat, Jorge/Scarlett, plus some Emile/Megan in later chapters; AU, rated M for Emile's language.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Jorge-052/Noble Five, Carter-A259/Noble One, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Saving Your Soul by MissFabulous09 reviews
"Don't make a girl a promise you know you can't keep."
Halo - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, OC - Complete
The Way By Moonlight by ChuckMeMondays reviews
"The dream recurs, and each time, there's nothing he can do to stop it. Again and again and again and again. Every time he closes his eyes, all night long. Over and over. It's all he thinks about. Almost like he's the one going rampant."
Halo - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
After-Life by Nocturniquette reviews
Master Chief is aboard the Infinity, grieving for Cortana when an unexpected present is given to him, giving him something that he desperately needs-closure. WARNING: May cause you have to have massive feels. Pairing: John x Cortana Chief may be a little OOC but think about it-he just lost the one person he's ALWAYS had contact with. Give it a chance, please?
Halo - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, C. Halsey, Cortana, T. Lasky - Complete
Beneath the Helmet by ShadowedSword21 reviews
Nobody knows who Six is, or what he looks like, but can an afternoon drinking coffee change that? Only one way to find out!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Crushed Memories by Nidjma reviews
LaskyxPalmer/PalmerxLasky. Oneshot. Thomas Lasky finally admits his feelings for Commander Sarah Palmer. First fanfiction I've ever made, so please don't be harsh, and R and R!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - T. Lasky, S. Palmer - Complete
Where Is Bob Sacamano? by Steve61 reviews
Jerry wants to finally meet Kramer's friend, Bob Sacamano; George discovers a worldwide conspiracy that only Newman has the answers to; and Elaine must contend with a ditzy model on a photo shoot.
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2013
Carnality by BringTheHawt reviews
Shower sex! - Potential for more chapters if people are interested. Will consider requests involving Booker/Elizabeth and/or characters of the "To Belong" universe. Warning: oral.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Elizabeth, Booker D.
Beginning of the End - Side Stories by ceredonia reviews
A continuation of the original story "Beginning of the End" (just finished, also on this site). Focuses on back stories and other events for characters/relationships from the other story.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Carolina, North, Wash, York
Matters of Life and Death by DwayneA reviews
A parody of Spike's Hit Series "1000 Ways To Die", featuring characters from Futurama meeting their untimely demise in ways that are graphic, disturbing, and sometimes humourous!
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
Beginning of the End by ceredonia reviews
Carolina meets David and his friends (North and Sean), and strikes up a friendship...except with Sean, all they can do is fight. Will they ever get along? Or is the fighting just there to cover for other feelings? (AU. M for Language. Includes most of the Freelancers.) (ps: (break) or (b) indicates a paragraph break, sorry FF doesn't like to put in spaces.) (DONE AS OF 9/2/13)
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 235,235 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Carolina, Wash, York - Complete
Bleed Like Me by Iyrsiiea reviews
People break. People hurt. People ruin themselves in the worst ways. Tucker, Donut, Grif, Simmons, and Sarge are bleeding. SongFic. TRIGGER WARNING!
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2013 - L. Tucker, F. Donut, D. Grif, D. Simmons - Complete
The Identity Theft by melinda08 reviews
Based off the Cheers episode, the Bar Bet, which guest-starred Michael Richards. Jerry finds out a startling revelation about Kramer, which leads him to wonder just how well he knows his friend after all. With thanks to Iloveromance, who in a round-about way inspired this little fic.
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Complete
The Hairstyle by melinda08 reviews
Elaine gets mad at Jerry, leaving Jerry and his friends to wonder what he did wrong this time. For Iloveromance
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Complete
What Once Was by pixelblur reviews
A collection of drabbles covering a variety of interactions between York and Carolina.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Carolina, York
Coming Out On Top by pixelblur reviews
Carolina understands that, even when restrictive, the rules are there for a reason. But when they keep her from something that she wants more than almost anything else, she can only bend the rules so much before she completely breaks them. Yorkalina, rated M for smut.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Carolina, York - Complete
The Sacrifice of the Greatest Soldier by Draconias reviews
Some sacrifices are just too much. A soldier gives up more than any other. A SPARTAN even more so. This is a sacrifice that's just too much for Master Chief and he does all in his power to change it.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
The Trouble with Kramer by melinda08 reviews
After Elaine takes some medication, she finds herself in a situation she never thought she'd be in. It involved herself, medication, alcohol- and Cosmo Kramer.
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Complete
Reclaim From the Grave by Melkor44 reviews
After Cortana's death, the Master Chief must carry on...or not. He wakes one day and realizes that, with a stretch of belief, perhaps a certain entity from his past will know something. He has defied gods and demons, and is a monument to her sins; he never asked her, or had time to, about what her life was like when she was with the Gravemind... A continuation of my oneshot, "I Am"
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Gravemind, Cortana
The Bet by sean.p.ware reviews
After reading about another mugging in the newspaper, Elaine buys a gun for protection. George meets an attractive woman and makes a bet with Kramer. P.S. I Do Not Own Seinfeld
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013
100 Theme Fanfiction Challenge by AimzVador Inc reviews
100 Drabbles of JohnxCortana during (or after) the series! Friendship/Romance genre will change in each chapter! Warnings(if any) will be stated in each chapter. Enjoy! :D
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Kiss and Make it Better by YappiChick reviews
It wasn't often that Cortana saw John without his helmet. / Post Halo 3 AU. Totally Chief/Cortana
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Cortana, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Ulterior Motives by ClothedCortana reviews
He's used to nightmares, but this was unlike any dream he had before... (This is, in my opinion, the best written out of all my stories.) M for language, graphic violence.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Lapses by ClothedCortana reviews
The greatest love stories are usually tragedies...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, C. Halsey, Cortana
Good Morning by ClothedCortana reviews
A "morning after" story. Just some good old fashioned MCxC fluff. AU because "humanized".
Halo - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
The New Life of John by Spartan Ninja reviews
This is a story about what happens when the Chief and Cortana are saved. Cortana is falling into rampancy, but there is a way to save her. This action will forever change Johns life. Old friends and enemies return. A new fight must be finished. Game is M.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,793 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Other Worlds Than These by Cor Tenebrae reviews
A young dark haired woman with electric blue eyes wakes up in the middle of the desert. She should be dead, but is not. She should not have a body, but does. She is at the way station, the stop between this world and the next, and she is not alone. An ageless stranger is watching, and he has plans of his own.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 95 - Words: 270,467 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Going Rogue by Mizu Kai reviews
Carolina mourns the loss of York before she and Church return to Blood Gulch after reacquiring the old equipment from PFL. Wash had a secret and a certain suave rogue is planning on reuniting with his blue angel, and this time he's going to make her stay put. A Yorkalina One-Shot because they deserve their happy ending dang nabit.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2013 - York, Carolina - Complete
The False Shepard and the Lamb by SubjectDeltaBubz reviews
AU. When Booker tries to console Elizabeth about killing, things take a turn for the good for once. Booker/Elizabeth. Rated M for Lemon
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,780 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Booker D., Elizabeth]
Simplified by YappiChick reviews
Who says Spartans and AI can't have happy endings? Post Halo 4.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Cortana, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Dear Diary by The Viking reviews
How Susie sees some of Calvin's actions.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 5/3/2007
Wicked Sense of Humor by KuraOkami13 reviews
ONESHOT. The One April Fools Joke that we Wish was True, AKA, contrary to belief Master Chief has a truly wicked sense of humor.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
BioFuck Infinite by poorproplayer reviews
Booker and Elizabeth get some raunchy lemony goodness!
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth - Complete
Bioshock infinate: a long day by Lastcog reviews
Booker and Elizabeth need to find a place to rest for the night. Rated m for smut. Takes place in a universe where Elizabeth is comstock's daughter.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Elizabeth, Booker D.
Hemorrhage by Megatronus-Prime reviews
What was going through John's mind once he was brought aboard the Infinity after defeating the Didact? What revelations did he come across?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Solace by Lightning Spiral reviews
Following the loss of Cortana, an emotionally unstable Master-Chief is offered a chance at redemption...A chance to take it all back, and reclaim that which was lost. Cortana x John-117
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,954 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Cortana, Master Chief/John-117
what are we by The Angel Of Hell's Gates reviews
what are they a couple or friends with benefits? all told in due time
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Captain, Jim Hawkins
The Information Age by chivalry-is-dead reviews
When the year 2012 devastates the world with a Zombie outbreak, it's up to our four Nazi-Zombie-killing heroes to stop it, or there won't be a future to look forward to! Rated T for now, but there's lots of swearing, gore, and a bit of romance.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,528 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, Nikolai B., Takeo M.
What's the Deal With Zombies? by thesemimaster reviews
Jerry and the gang struggle to survive the zombie apocalypse. Rated T for mild language and violence.
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2013
Close Behind: A Treasure Planet Story by PepperVaughn reviews
Four years after the voyage to Treasure Planet. Jim Hawkins chases after the people who took Charlotte, hoping to find her alive. Will he make it in time or will he loose her forever. JimxOC. Mature content: adult language, sexual content, and violence. I do not own Treasure Planet or any of it's elements.
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Jim Hawkins - Complete
Abracadabra, Church is a genie by Petchricor reviews
Carolina is thinking about York on her travels with Church to fix her wrongs. And Church 'magically' grants her wish. *Rated T just because*
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Carolina, York - Complete
Zombies! A Call Of Duty: Black ops 2013 story by SamanthasTeddy reviews
The original zombies crew, now with Samantha Maxis, along with the Call of the Dead members and Alex Mason, are on the hunt to destroy the evil Dr. Richtofen who is in control of the undead. Will these zombie killers encounter other strange happenings and more new characters to come? Will Samantha and Takeo destroy every last remain of 935? Is Dr. Maxis going to be there to help?
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,701 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Samantha, Dr. Richtofen
In Fragments by AshleighAishwarya reviews
WARNING: SPOILERS! My own little take on the final cutscene of "Midnight". The Chief refuses to believe that his long-time companion is saying her goodbyes.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Moving Day by Black-Hat Jack reviews
Church is pent up in the car, and Allison isn't making things easy for him. Rated M for sex! Smutty, sexy sex! Also, I finally got around to editing the mistakes. So now it's perfect!
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - L. Church/Alpha, Tex/Allison - Complete
Elaine's Other Christmas Photo by AB5 reviews
Jerry's weekend turns into a whirlwind of events once he finds an old set of photos he can't remember seeing before.
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013
Revealed Intentions by YappiChick reviews
"Have you ever thought about the two of us getting married?" / Set in my "Under the Surface" universe. Chief/Cortana, major AU, folks.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Cortana, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Thinking of You by Mai Pintian reviews
Carter x Kat OOC fluff, oneshot, mentions M stuff but doesn't go into detail. "She stole my heart, made me blush and sputter. All she did was smile at my blunders." In his final moments, Carter reflects on the relationship he had with Kat.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Carter-A259/Noble One, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two - Complete
Worst Valentines Day Ever Of All Time by Earthkeeper reviews
The Director makes a huge mistake when he overrides the fraternization protocols for Valentines day.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Director
The Rookie Chronicles by Obsidian Productions reviews
The Rookie has a name. He's got a face, a past and a voice. From New Jerusalem to the rainy streets of New Mombasa and beyond, this is his story.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 72 - Words: 152,359 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Rookie, V. Dare - Complete
Small Price to Pay by YappiChick reviews
"Do they hurt?" The air carried her soft question across the room.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Cortana, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
In Violation of Regulation 12-14572 by YappiChick reviews
"No one is going to deactivate you." John's voice is absolute. Set during Halo 4. MAJOR SPOILERS, folks.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Unexpected by YappiChick reviews
The Chief isn't what any of them expected. Post Halo 4. SPOILERS ABOUND, folks.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2012 - T. Lasky, S. Palmer - Complete
Human After All by Duchess Sophie von Teschen reviews
At the onset of Cortana's rampancy, she unknowingly merges her consciousness with that of the sleeping Chief, and shares a vision with him that she surprisingly finds she is unable to differentiate from reality... Takes place between the end of Halo 3 and right before the beginning of Halo 4.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Cortana, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Acquiring Information by Spartan Chris-024 reviews
This took a little while longer than I'd thought it would, but I'm satisfied with the result. Rated M for Sister/Carolina slash.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2012 - K. Grif, Carolina - Complete
RIOT! by Petchricor reviews
Angry AIs, powerful Freelancers, a kiss, and a destroyed ship hanger all equal what? RIOT!
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Carolina, York - Complete
Those Who Slay Together, Stay Together by Zombiegirl777 reviews
Richtofen, Takeo, Nikolai and Dempsey escape from Der Riese to Kino Der Toten where they meet a girl who saves their lives and proves to be an asset in slaying the undead. Who is she though and why does she know who they are? Dempsey x OC & slight Richtofen x OC
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,008 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen
Tag! You're It! by Steve61 reviews
The Costanzas set up Elaine on two blind dates; George tries to get rich using eBay; Kramer creates an international sensation with his graffiti, and Jerry mysteriously loses stuff in his apartment.
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Complete
Foreign Affairs by Spartan Chris-024 reviews
Crunchbite comes along a strange new companion, not one of the shiznos he's met before. Rated M for Crunchbite/Sister.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
Weak by Spartan Chris-024 reviews
Carolina loses her position to Texas, who catches her for a chance to gloat. Rated M for femslash Tex/Lina.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
Just Number Two by Spartan Chris-024 reviews
Carolina just got bumped down to second on the leader board, and it hits her hard. Lucky for her Wash is willing to try his best to help her out. Rated M for later chapters, and eventual Wash/Carolina, as well as implied York/Carolina.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2012
Relaxation by Spartan Chris-024 reviews
A request by a friend. Rated M for Sister/Church.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
The Easiest Ship in the Book by Spartan Chris-024 reviews
A Tucker and Sister fic I did after a short hiatus to get me back into writing smut. Rated M for Sister/Tucker.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
Keeping Promises by Spartan Chris-024 reviews
Another RvB fic. M for York/Tex/Sister.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
Chain Reaction 3 by Spartan Chris-024
Part 3. Fourth is on the way soon. Rated M for slash of all kinds.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,614 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
Confessions by Spartan Chris-024 reviews
Another North/South lemon.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
Chain Reaction 2 by Spartan Chris-024 reviews
A sequel to to first. Male and femslash, and not to mention plenty of regular stuff. Basically everyone/everyone.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
Cliffside Pleasures by Spartan Chris-024 reviews
Tex and Sister share a moment on the Blood Gulch cliffs. Lemon, femslash Tex/Sister.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Tex/Allison, K. Grif - Complete
Just a Thanks by Spartan Chris-024
Second fic of mine, written as request. Lemon, North/479er.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
Chain Reaction by Spartan Chris-024 reviews
Fic that started as Sister/Caboose and got... another character or two.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
Love is a Funny Thing by Spartan Chris-024 reviews
First fic of mine, written about a year ago. Rated M for North/South.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
True Love by hughcri reviews
Set one year after Artificial Love. John and Cortana's one year Anniversary is coming up but is there love meant to be. Please read my story Artificial Love first.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,184 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
G I Joe Halo by Freedom Guard reviews
The Forward Unto Dawn arrives at Earth, but it's not the Earth where the UNSC exists, but there are two organizations worth meeting. How will the Joes and Cobra deal with the arrival of one UNSC A.I and a Spartan II? Story on Ice due to updating of NON Halo stories.
Crossover - G. I. Joe & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 202,348 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Set Course for Fail by ShadowedSerenity reviews
Follow Noble Team on wacky adventures that hold no relevance at all! Thats right its all fun and games now and hopefully someone will get hurt!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Pirates, and tiger, of the Caribbean by Numbuh296 reviews
AT WORLD'S END UP! Calvin and Hobbes find themselves in an epic adventure on the high seas. Meeting rouges such as Jack Sparrow, Barbossa, and Davy Jones, will they become the best pirates of the Caribbean? Reviews greatly appreciated.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,988 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007
The Parallel: Two Corpses by Kireteiru reviews
AU. Really, REALLY AU. "We exist together now; two corpses... in one grave." If you were taken from your home and made into a monster, would you break... or would you fight? MCxC, rated M for violence & smexing. Complete! UNDERGOING REVISION!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,605 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Master Chief Letters From Stasis by Kyia.L.Kenobi reviews
Was originally just a resignation letter, but after I wrote it I realised he had a few more in him. So here it is, ranty Spartan letters to everyone from Cortana to Injury Lawyers for You. Please RNR
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Sins Of A Galactic Empire by SpaceCowboy2013 reviews
When the unknown regions of space is revealed to the galaxy at large by a CIS warship the UNSC becomes members of galactic community, but its existence is soon threatened by the rise of an Empire from the ashes of a declining Republic DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Thrawn, Master Chief/John-117
Call of duty: Deleted scenes and bloopers by thatguythere reviews
These are not real deleted scenes and bloopers of "Call of duty".
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Fine Again by Samuel Keller reviews
For a third helping, our heroes return! The Army base may have rescued them from the urban jungle, but now they face a larger terror, one that could lead them to Samantha.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,275 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Tank D., Nikolai B. - Complete
The Prince and The Princess by SubjectDeltaBubz reviews
In an alternate world, is it possible for two enemies, one of Fire and one of Water, to find love? Zue, Kataang, Tokka and of course SukiXOc. Modern
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,960 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - [Zuko, Yue]
Bum Reviews: Halo Reach by DinoJake reviews
Reach was Chester's home too. He lived in a cardboard box in an alleyway in New Alexandria. Covenant bastards glassed that too...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012
Spearhead Team and the Space Zombies by Havoc-legionnaire reviews
Just a little funny preview for all my fans on April Fools day. Thought I'd be honest this time.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012
Under the Surface by YappiChick reviews
Cortana, Earth's first human-AI hybrid, has just been assigned to work with the Master Chief to try to stop the Covenant who threatens to destroy those who will not follow them. AU/Pre Halo:CE John/Cortana
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,797 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Cortana, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Impressions by ParabolaOfMystery reviews
RvB Freelancer, One shot. Carolina reacts to Tex's first day. SPOILER ALERT: She doesn't like her very much.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Carolina, Tex/Allison
RvB: Fix You by Aria Soul reviews
"Some things are just worth fixing." York had told her that once. Carolina just never understood until now. based off the song by Coldplay
Halo - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Complete
Reaching Enlightenment by BlueSPIRITFirebender1 reviews
Fire Lord Zuko and his Queen Lady Katara try to reach enlightenment.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Making Regrets by KnightlyWordsmith reviews
Carolina watches over a delirious York in the infirmary. A companion piece to 'Lost in Regret'. RvB. One-shot.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Carolina, York - Complete
More Than Just a Program by FuryanJedi13 reviews
She had always been more than just a computer program to him.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Cortana, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Lost in Regret by KnightlyWordsmith reviews
There are a great many things that Carolina regrets, but none so much as it being too late for her to tell York three simple words. RvB. One-shot.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Carolina, York - Complete
Lend Me Your Hand and I'll Show You the Stars by The Queen of Asgard reviews
After becoming the betrothed of a Sanghelli ambassador, Dr. Emmaline Jackson is realizing that love isn't the science that she thought it once was and now, the two must face the ultimate challenge...finding John-117. ArbiterxOC COMPLETE!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,310 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Arbiter - Complete
Project Freelancer: The Untold Chapters by Agent Mississippi reviews
The director never trusted me. One day he-strangely-intrusted me with a special AI responsibility that he refused to talk about. But I am determined to know just what this voice in my head is. There's just one thing I don't know: Who is Allison?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Maine/Meta
Noblest of the Noble by wilkins75 reviews
Noble Six along with a group of UNSC marines and civilians got on the last transport off Reach. They crash land on New Caprica. Knowing that they don't have the supplies to last they went into Cryosleep when the Cylons come.M for Violence and Language
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 115,699 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, W. Adama - Complete
Urban Jungle by Samuel Keller reviews
The zombie heroes of the past are back, and are still kicking ass! Now they've landed in some abandoned city, and whole new horrors await them! Sequel to I Hate Clowns.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,770 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Tank D., Nikolai B. - Complete
George's Pop Secret by silverxblade666 reviews
George Costanza has a complaint about some unsatisfactory popcorn, unbeknownst to him it will lead to an unforgettable experience
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Complete
RvB: Voices by Aria Soul reviews
Carolina has to be the best. York has always been there for her. She can't think, thinking is confusing, muddled, broken. There's just too many voices.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Complete
Halo 3 ODST 2 PART I by AgentQV reviews
It's months after the events of Halo 3 odst, and the Rookie is back along with his team and a new odst squad member includes Buck/Dare and Rookie/OC finally finished. Part 2 is in production, first ten chapters are being re-edited.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,625 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Rookie, E. Buck - Complete
Artificial love by hughcri reviews
After years stranded in space Cortana and Chief are discovered but will Cortana be able to express her feelings to John before she thinks herself to death. Rating changed to Teen
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,155 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Keys to the Heart by SpoonyAzul reviews
Years of Combat Training, Five-star rating with anything that shoots bullets and cuts with an edge. So, giving a Christmas gift to someone you love should be easy, right?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Carolina, York - Complete
The Munchies by Jessica Sel reviews
Elaine is pregnant, Putty upgrades to an Iphone, Kramer gets a medical marijuana card, Jerry enjoys the bachelor lifestyle, George prepares for a destination wedding.
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
RvB: Carolina's New Roommate by Aria Soul reviews
Whenever she's on leave, Carolina is usually alone in her apartment. She tells herself she prefers it that way, until a certain tan freelancer shows up. I don't know where I'm going with this.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
The Doctors by WhenTeddiesGoBad reviews
A short story that is a crossover of Halo and Red vs Blue. Dr. Halsey and Leonard Church meet to discuss the similarities of their organizations, and the possibility of working together.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - C. Halsey - Complete
Feelings Interrupted by Knight of the Void reviews
One-Shot. Alternate ending to RvB season 9. Church is trying to find closure with Tex, but a certain blue soldier gets in his way once more. Contains spoilers. Allot of the dialogue is from season 9. Slight Church/Tex.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - M. Caboose, L. Church/Alpha, Tex/Allison - Complete
Amazing by CupCakeLovely98 reviews
Zuko realizes how badly he wants Katara... and she realizes the same about him. Zutara oneshot; MAJOR lemon! :D
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Five Conversations Carolina and York Won't Have by ajremix reviews
RvB. Exactly what the title says. Set in a nebulous Season 10 that will never happen.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete
Raise Your Weapon by In A Dead World reviews
Halo: Reach. After Kat's unexpected death, Carter is overcome by sadness, realizing that he never knew what he could have had...until she was gone.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Carter-A259/Noble One, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two
Alternates by Darksource reviews
After 2340, Brute Force has been killed off, and the Confed has stored their memory away. In 2552, the Confed has given ONI authorization to reclone Brute Force and have them observe in the ODSTs. Set during Halo 3 and staring the ODST cast.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Rookie, E. Buck
CQB by Ayane458 reviews
Close quarters battle is Carolina's greatest strength. And it's the best place for her to take Texas on.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Carolina, Tex/Allison
A Very Noble Christmas Vacation by RikaHara reviews
Noble team is exhausted. So Carter decides its time for some vacation, and just in time for Christmas! yeah, its not xmas anymore, but I want to finish this!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,496 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010
Defying the Odds by YappiChick reviews
In the aftermath of the Halo campaign, some realities are impossible to ignore. AU, Post Halo 3. Chief/Cortana friendship
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,548 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Cortana, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Star Chaser revised by MargouxBriar reviews
A hybrid dreams of sailing the cosmos, although not while under the direction of a sexually repressed military school grad and a hard pussy cat. All who get in her way- well, you've been warned. Updated & Matured.
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,672 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Jim Hawkins - Complete
Here We Are by Veno reviews
RvB. Church always thought that he loved Tex, but after the latest bout of getting shot and watching her walk away, things are different. That intense feeling that tightens his chest and makes him unable to keep still isn't love. It's Hate.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2011
In Memoriam by ajremix reviews
RvB, spoilers through season 9, rated for sexual situations and implicit voyeurism. Sometimes it was difficult for the Director to see Carolina and York together.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Complete
Trouble with the SAS! by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
You wont find humor like this anywhere else. The SAS base has some very skilled soldiers. Little do people know, some wouldn't exactly call them...sane. R&R!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,400 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010
Mine and Yours by DirtyRottenWriter reviews
He can't stop himself, and he's past feeling guilty. But he's too tightly-wound for someone who's regularly living their darkest, greediest wishes. And for some gorram reason, he can't stop asking her stuff. VERY smutty. Sort of BDSM. Review please.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Into the Black, Forever Free by Akoro88 reviews
Mal and the crew make an interesting find while on an illegal salvage. A squad of ODST's gets stuck in a slip stream portal from the Ark while on a mission looking for the Chief. When they drop from slip space, whats waiting will test them to the limit.
Crossover - Halo & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,936 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Mal
I Hate Clowns by Samuel Keller reviews
Carnival Mayhem! Our favorite zombie slayers have awoken inside an American theme park, and guess what? There's zombies! New weapons, new jokes, and new horrors await our heroes in the Carnival Of Darkness! I am currently updating this one first!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,889 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Tank D., Nikolai B. - Complete
Halo: Return of the Forerunner by AvalonGuardian reviews
Halo takes a twist sometime near Halo 3. Only that the war hasn't ended just yet. On one side of the galaxy the Forerunner return en mass from a long galactic exile in inter dimensional space.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,751 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009
A Threat from the Past by sonicalien reviews
Tank, Nikolai, Richtofen and Takeo have eliminated the zombie threat and have received congressional medals of honor and settled in the USA. But when visitors from their past show up, they have to pick up their guns once again. Rated T for language.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,622 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Tank D., Nikolai B.
Noble Pair by firerwolf reviews
100 Prompt couples challenge done based on Carter/Noble One and Kat/Noble Two. T for violence.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 76,716 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - [Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Carter-A259/Noble One] Emile-A239/Noble Four, Jorge-052/Noble Five - Complete
Honor by jennibare reviews
Written for the Summer Smut Week at Zutarotica in which Zuko is honored to serve his lady Katara. Seems I can't not write M rated things.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Red vs Blue: Resurrection by l Pvt Caboose l reviews
Following the events of Revelation. The Meta survived his fall, but is badly injured. He is found by an old friend who intends to help him get back onto his feet. Meta plots his revenge.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,671 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010
Nazi Zombies: Trapped In the Theater of the Damned by General-Jingwei reviews
The Nazi Zombie slayers have gone from the theoretical frying pan to the theoretical fire as they leave Der Riese to find, not a home with welcoming families, but a new frontier.. a theater, infested with hordes of the undead. Will they live another day?
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Dr. Richtofen, Tank D. - Complete
The Crown's Embrace by Em Dixon reviews
It's another fight for dominance. Zuko wears the crown, not Katara. She thinks otherwise. Written for Zutarotica week on LJ, prompt 'honor.'
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Spartan Team ECHO by Raven R reviews
Apps closed, for those who didn't get picked to be on the squad, you'll get picked for some missions.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Rtas 'Vadumee
Thicker than Water by Heretic.Knight.515 reviews
"The wise man must remember that while he is a descendant of the past, he is a parent of the future," -Herbert Spencer
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,558 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, C. Halsey
Red vs Blue ODST by laverniustucker118 reviews
What could possibly go wrong when the Reds and Blues step into the boots of the Orbital Drop Shock Troopers? Rated M for violence and language.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
There's a Soldier in Every Downfall Nazi by godfreyraphael
What happens when the cast of the Downfall Parodies does a Call of Duty commercial? What else but Reich Ops! My first Downfall parody, and probably the first one in a written form instead of a video.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011
Seinfeld Skit 1: EDITED by OTHERSIDE of california
George is suffering from sex deprivation who's life may end quicker than he thinks, Krama thinks he can predict the future and Jerry is caught in between his two friends who have truely got bats in the belfry.
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011
Deadly Love Triangles by fireicegirl16 reviews
Ally wants Jim and she'll do anything to get him. Vida and Jim try to ignore her but Ally makes it difficult until she makes a plan that will kill Vida and force Jim to do the unthinkable. Rated M for lemons
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,086 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Jim Hawkins - Complete
Inspection by InEnemyTerritory reviews
Carters has the job of inspecting his teammates rooms. When he reaches Kats' room, he decides to look around more. Yeah, Yeah, Summary sucks. BTW, written from my Touch.Maybe some LEMON CITRUS LEMON in later chapters. Rated T for language. Carter/Kat SlaI
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Carter-A259/Noble One, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two
Because of the In Amber Clad by the new girl of lycanthropy reviews
Rookie's point of view of the the events after Mombasa, the events before the war, the events after it, and how he transitions with the rest of the squad into normal life. Changed from short to long story. ODST characters. Reviews appreciated!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,242 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010
Enough by Moody-Muse reviews
Rayne. Serenity crew heads out to shop...it has been four years since Miranda, 5 1/2 since Simon rescued River, they disappeared from their parents lives. While shopping they discover Regan and Gabriel Tam. Slight AU. Look within to find the secrets.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,880 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - River, Jayne - Complete
Into the Fire by Heretic.Knight.515 reviews
Jack is a normal Halo fan, until he's sucked into the Halo universe. He can't go back-he doesn't know how he got there. He's forced to become a Spartan; although, to be honest, he doesn't resist much. He thinks he's living the dream-for about two seconds.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,003 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Jorge-052/Noble Five - Complete
Warriors' Waltz by Writerdragon reviews
The war between RDA and the Na'vi continues, even though Jake and clone Quaritch are dead . . . Or, are they? Guess what: they're not, and they're coming back for blood. Sequel to Just a Copy.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,119 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - M. Quaritch, Jake S. - Complete
Illusion: Part 2 by AetheriumDreams reviews
Written for Sailor in the Sky. It hurts to be forgotten; it hurts to know you're falling to pieces inside and out. But perhaps illusion can become reality. MCxC because I can. Read and review please.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
A Night in New Orleans by ohmissdaisy reviews
Jim meets Charlotte La Bouff. The two of them enjoy a night, alone.
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Jim Hawkins
Zombie Slayer's Childhood by Vault08 reviews
A glimpse into the childhood of Takeo, Nikolai, Dempsey, and Richtofen.
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Nikolai B., Dr. Richtofen - Complete
Philip J Fry: Delivery boy, Loverboy, Merboy? by Dr. C.M. Bloodred reviews
Leela rejects Fry for the last time, and it sends him over the edge. He tries to end it all, but Umbriel saves him and grants him a special gift and the promise of never feeling lonely again. When the gang finds out, will Leela admit her true feelings?R&R
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,724 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
John and the Dragon Rider: The Aftermath by Silent Archangel reviews
After the war with Galbatorix was over, Master Chief is left with a wife, a kid, and a crapload of money. What will he do now? Eragon/Halo X-over.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,599 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Halo: The Second War by Sabor364 reviews
Old enemies return and spark another war. In preparation John-117 finds out that he is more than a Spartan. Using this discovery he sets off to bring all the Spartans back, even the one's who were killed but marked MIA. Will the UNSC have a chance in war?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,814 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010
The Lost Office by Uncommon Pen reviews
Michael offers to take the employee of the month to Hawaii for the weekend. Jim and Dwight tie, so Michael has to take them both. Between playful jokes and window seat-swapping, things take a turn for the worst as the plane starts to go down. -plz review-
Crossover - Lost & Office - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Jack, Michael S.
Cold by Lariren-Shadow reviews
Zuko doesn't like the cold and Katara knows how to warm him up. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Katara, Zuko
The Stung by Louiswuenator reviews
While on a semi-routine delivery to the planet Capella Seven, the PE crew are forced to confront a loose end from their ill-fated visit to the space hive some years earlier.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2011 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
For The Good Of The Ship by The Frisky Firelily reviews
If Mal really knew what he'd been up to Jayne would have been dead by now. The inbetween of 'Daddy Knows Best' and 'Tussle'. SMUT NC-17 NSFW
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Reaching Out by JbearInChief reviews
Cheesy title sorry . Kat and Carter are witnessing the collapse of Reach, and possibly of Humanity as a whole. When you're running on borrowed time, is there any room to reach out to each other and admit to the truth? Kat x Carter Rated T for now.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Carter-A259/Noble One
Red In Tooth And Claw by JA Baker reviews
When the crew of Galactica encounters the remains of the Forward Unto Dawn, life starts to get a lot more complicated for all involved, including an old enemy...
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 139,295 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
One Night of Forever by EstherSan2010 reviews
Zuko innocently goes to the beach to cool off. However, once he sees Katara clad only in her underwear, practicing her waterbending, do things start to heat up.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Ace Combat: Garuda's Angel by darkgriffon4321 reviews
Lieutenant Kristen Landsford, of the Emmerian Air-force, did not believe that she would become her nation's greatest hero. Until that day over Gracemeria. Rated T for Strong Language.
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,264 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
George's Dream Girl by Steve61 reviews
George dates the woman of his dreams, but there's a catch; Kramer renovates his apartment much to Jerry's frustration, and Elaine dates a man of mystery.
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Halo: Down Time by Mediumcool2000 reviews
Nap time for the Rookie is harder then it looks. Takes place right before the final cutscene of ODST.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - V. Dare - Complete
Red vs Blue: Valhalla chronicles by Narc626 reviews
Clone bodies, pregnancies, and secrets, Oh my! the bliss of Valhalla is interupted when Tex tries to find out why she and church were given human bodies. sister is pregnant after sex romps with Tucker, and finally, Grif discovers Donut's big secret. AU.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009
Heat Wave by Cloud Above the Moon reviews
So, a little Zuko and Katara lemon. I absolutely adore this couple. One-shot, lemon, and a little fluff. Takes place in the Sozin's Comet episode, Agni-Kai between Zuko and Azula. Enjoy! :
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Katara, Zuko
Illusion by AetheriumDreams reviews
Playing chess with Cortana was fun until the doctor reminded him she didn't exist anymore. Oneshot, kind of sad. I wanted to try something new. Please read and review!
Halo - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Operation CHRISTMAS: A Halo Reach Holiday Tale by AetheriumDreams reviews
Slightly AU. Christmas is coming up and Noble Team is getting ready. Madness ensues as Spartans try to follow holiday traditions. Meanwhile, one of them refuses to celebrate! Can the team change his mind? CarterxKat, maybe other pairings later
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,540 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Carter-A259/Noble One
Halo 2: Redder Than Ever by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
After destroying a giant ring-world capable of destroying a galaxy, Sarge, Donut, Simmons, and Grif return to Earth for some rest and relaxation. Unfortunately the Covenant show up to Earth, and causes a domino affect that throws this team back in action.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,340 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Cortana, Arbiter
The Warrior and the Intellect by Kireteiru reviews
A 200 prompt tribute to Master Chief x Cortana and those who write it. Rated K to M, R&R.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Halo: Cylon War by Redrover117 reviews
This is Spartan 117...I am alive...I have defied gods and demons. I am humanity's shield and its sword. The world has ended and the fight for humanity's survival has begun again.
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,049 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
The Space Angel Angle by Fayth3 reviews
Penny and Sheldon find themselves catapulted into the future. The far future. Will a certain crew manage to get them home?
Crossover - Firefly & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,416 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Jayne, Sheldon C.
Den Of Wolves by KrimzonGuard Bites BaronP reviews
Oneshot. Kat and Femme!Six share a quiet moment amidst the turmoil. KatSix Slash. M for adult content
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
Halo Reach: A New Threat by Captain Lemon reviews
Noble Six and Kat discover some... problems... in the mission.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Lyca, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two
You're In My Light by SS. Journalizm reviews
AU; February 14th 2553. Noble 1 and 2 both think that Valentines Day was a ludicrous celebration. However, in base, Emile has something special in his mind. Surely a box of chocolates won't do any harm? LEMON WARNING; FOR FONTE.AQUA. MY FIRST FICTION.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Carter-A259/Noble One - Complete
There's A Soldier In All Of Us by Sparty McFly reviews
Songfic. Novelization of the Call of Duty: Black Ops commercial "There's A Soldier In All Of Us", with a link in the AN beforehand. Thus, this is a oneshot. Rated T for violence.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
Up Against The Rock by avreel reviews
Maybe that's a better title for someone with Toph, oh well, I love Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Zuko, Katara
A New Life Together by FuryanJedi13 reviews
A series of drabbles about Cortana's new life with John after an experiment makes her human.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,345 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Cortana, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Fire and Desire by BeatleLuver1011 reviews
A romantic one-shot between Fire Lord Zuko and Fire Lady Katara. Katara's ready to start a royal family with Zuko. Detailed and Romantic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Red vs Blue After by Agent Texas reviews
Two years after the Meta incident and Red vs Blue Relocated, the reds and blues get to go home. But is Agent Maine really gone? And what's the Director planning?
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,569 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009
Treasure Planet meets Family Guy by Welsh Gem reviews
What the title says. Better than it sounds. WARNING: Contains Mary Poppins and Lindsay Lohan. R&R, plz! Not ment to insult, just some fun.
Crossover - Family Guy & Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Chris G., Jim Hawkins
Green Striped Boots are just the Beginning by Dess-Chan reviews
Came to mind while watching "ANTHOLOGY OF INTEREST I" LEMON
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - T. Leela, P. Fry
What Would Have Happened If Starbuck Hadn't Shown? by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
What would Have Happened If Starbuck hadn't shown up and stopped the fight between Pegasus and Galactica?
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Return of the Reclaimer by wilkins75 reviews
Two years ago an Alien Ship was found and moved to a secret military base. On board was a person of unknown origins in armor frozen in time. Cylons are now preparing for their attack on the 12 Colonies of Man unaware of what is nearby watching.
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,448 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Deck the Halos by Nightwillow7 reviews
*Deck the Halls: Halo Edition*
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Complete
In Quest of Weed by LisaT reviews
Rumour has it that there's several crates of the New Caprican weed hidden in the Fleet. Cue the chase, told through a series of emails. A/R, Cally/Tyrol, Athena/Helo etc. Complete, for now.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,114 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
It Never Happened by AK-47 reviews
A reprise of the Crystal Catacombs scene under Ba Sing Se but with a slight twist. For mature readers of taste and distinction. I think it's relatively tame, I told filthier jokes when younger than the characters involved.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Halo: Combat Red by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
The last hope for the crew of the Pillar of Autumn lies within the hands of Sarge, Simmons, Grif, and Donut...we're so dead. Halo Combat Evolved, with the Red Team acting as the Master Chief. Lots of language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,496 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
John and the Dragon Rider by Silent Archangel reviews
A sequel to Halo 3, with a slight twist. Arbiter and the Chief is transported into the world of Eragon. Now they must try to survive long enough to brag about their guns, and blow up some of the Empire's pathetic cannon fodder. Non-canon/bordering crack.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,388 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter - Complete
Blue Base: Tex and Church by Laina Rodrick reviews
Our favorite RvB couple has an adeventure in and out of their simulated battles. Mature language and suggestive themes.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Foreigners Suck by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Beavis and Butt-Head are annoyed by all of the foreign programming on TV, but then decide they want a foreign worker to clean up after them, so they go look for one on the highway.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Nazi Zombies: Shi No Numa by KevinFred co reviews
The Shi No Numa story of the Nazi Zombies and how the four survivors: Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo, and Doctor Richtofen came to join forces against the horde of Undead Imperial and Nazi Zombies.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,220 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009
The Time Capsule by Steve61 reviews
George's high school time capsule is about to be opened, causing him to panic; Elaine has a date with a guy that changes his appearance; Jerry spends all day in a store with his girlfriend; and Kramer offers his help to George.
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
The ABCs of MCxC by Kireteiru reviews
Random 1-shots about the relationship between the Chief and Cortana at various points in and out of the games and in AUs. Major OOC in some chapters. I don't own Halo. Complete!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,492 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
FuturamaBand of Brothers Crossover by Ramon 51 reviews
As a result of one of the Professor's experiments, the Planet Express Crew find themselves in the company of Easy Company on June 6, 1944.
Crossover - Futurama & Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/21/2010
Just a Copy by Writerdragon reviews
The RDA has brought Quaritch back as a clone so they can take Pandora over and rob them of their prized mineral, and they've got better weapons. There's only one problem: Quaritch doesn't want to help RDA, but the Na'vi. Jake/Neytiri, Quaritch/OC.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 60,149 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - M. Quaritch, Parker S. - Complete
Pandora Nope by The Ultimate Person reviews
These are the scenes that James Camron didn't want you to see.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Zuko's Cold Dream by terraequalslove reviews
This is the dream that Zuko has in "Ch. 16: The Lightning Storm" in my story, "Keep your friends close & your enemies closer." Katara runs to Zuko's room during a bad storm. Zuko has a wet dream and talks in his sleep. Lemon. Rated M!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
After School Special by mutemockingjay reviews
It all started in detention. And although he had loved her for as long as he could remember, actions definitely spoke louder than words. Church/Tex
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Director, Tex/Allison - Complete
Roach takes a winkle by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
Roach, being an FNG, finds trouble in the helicopter when he needs to pee. Its only rated T because of a few minor swears and I am just like that, but really I think it's okay to read. I love reviews :
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
Disturbances In The Night by Basched reviews
Jayne and River face the rest of the crew after their night together. pre-BDM. Rayne. Strong sexual content!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,531 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Jayne, River - Complete
Accidents Will Happen by MartydomSurgeon reviews
As Private Allen runs The Pit, he’ll make the greatest mistake of his life: Saving the lives of hundreds of innocents and comrades. A different take on the Modern Warfare 2 story line.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Pvt. Joseph Allen/ Alexi
The Moon Girl by Steve61 reviews
Jerry becomes obsessed with muzak, George dates a girl with a skin problem, Elaine deals with identity theft, and Kramer is afraid to enter MOnk's Cafe.
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
The SpiderMan Oath by Steve61 reviews
Jerry dates a woman that wants to see the new 'Spider-Man' movie, Kramer decides to address everyone with a nickname instead of their given names, and George is acting unusually guilty about something.
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010
Syndicate by Shaydux reviews
Who exactly are you?" Soap said. "That is classified, Soap...It's classified!" the girl he thought to be Natasha screamed through salty tears...Rated M for frequent violence and strong language.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2010 - MacTavish/Soap
User Guide To Sky People, Na'vi, and Avatars by Fufuluff reviews
Welcome to your own Pandora, Avatard. - - - A user guide to all your favorite Avatar characters!
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010
The Shoelaces by Maxwell Klausner reviews
Elaine interprets her boyfriend's ordering of rainbow sprinkles on his ice cream as a sign of his sexuality. The shoelaces of George's new sneakers won't stay tied, causing mayhem. Kramer uses a new Chinese air spray which Jerry is allergic to.
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Avatar Trailerthe Parody! by AnnaAza reviews
What DID they cut out of the real trailer? Let's just say this stuff IS CRAZY.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Jake S. - Complete
Call Of Duty What If's by Lil Lucario reviews
Call Of Duty is a violent, rated m game, but how would it affect a 5 year old, and What if Call Of Duty was created by crazy people?
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010
Ramirez, Do Everything! by ReadyFireAimEmission reviews
The World is at war. Makarov is on the loose. Could things get any worse? Relax people, Ramirez is oscar mike to save the day.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Ramirez, Sgt. Foley
Chiller by Alarica reviews
This is a C&H parody of Thriller. Some of the dances and their place in the song may be off. I do not own Thriller or Calvin and Hobbes. Enjoy!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Foley's Crane Catastrophe! by Elred Bluegreen reviews
All those diners with those stupid crane games...
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sgt. Foley, Cpl. Dunn - Complete
TFUIIDRABBLE by demyx-fan-10 reviews
A humorous drabble of the trailer...PLZ REVIEW!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Secret Apprentice - Complete
Beavis And Butthead In Bills Suck by Kaven08 reviews
After their cable gets shut off due to not paying the bills, the boys have to figure out how to get some money.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Beavis And Butthead In Gamers by Kaven08 reviews
Beavis and Butthead see an ad for a new video game with extreme amounts of violence and decide they have to buy it.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Anger Management by Mz.zutara4sho reviews
Zuko and Katara have found a way to relieve their anger. Takes place in the Western Air Temple.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
How Avatar should have ended by lizardboy reviews
its a script for one of those how it should have ended cartoons.
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Stardrive Chronicles by Lord Maximus reviews
Sequel to What the hell is going on? Five months after gaing the new FTL drive Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise will have to put it to good use when the Romulans attack which sets off a series of events.
Crossover - Battlestar Galactica: 2003 & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,228 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
Basestar Pimptactica by Megalomaniac2 reviews
Set after the Exodus from New Caprica. The Cylons have problems besides trying to wipe out humanity... Complete.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,969 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Lessons by jennibare reviews
Zuko and Katara learn about love and life from their guardians. They learn from each other more than that. It’s very M17 for dialogue, situations, and lemony-goodness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Seinfeld The MMO by Xartyve2 reviews
Jerry boycotts a comedy club, Kramer gets introduced to an online game and Elaine's boyfriend is never around.
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2009
What the hell is going on? by Lord Maximus reviews
On routine exploration the USS Enterprise comes across a fleet of ships pursued by humans a system they've never heard of. Suddenly they find themselves fighting of primitive weapons as the humans attack in the name of Kobol. What the hell is going on?
Crossover - Battlestar Galactica: 2003 & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Lee Adama: Begging for Food by The Admrial
Rewrite of the original
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck
The Ultimate Ace by WingedFreedom622 reviews
Four years after ISAF crushes Erusia, Mobius 1, the legendary ace who helped bring the war to a close disappears. Now, a year later, the CircumPacific War starts… Crossover with ACE 04 and 5 with references to Zero. NO LONGER ON HIATUS! CHAPTER 24 UP!
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,373 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007
Rebirth by Tomboy-014 reviews
RvB: Reconstruction. The 3-part story of how the Alpha AI became Pvt. Church. Made to help fill some of the inconsistencies between Blood Gulch Chronicles and Reconstruction. Rated T for language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Dinner for Six aka, Tigh Food by Grammar Maven reviews
Bill and Laura give Saul and Six parenting advice and discover a mutually kept secret. Completely AU now.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/30/2009 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
Three Happy Endings Kara and Lee Didn't Get by Yami White Rain reviews
The title plus kissing.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck
The Past Lies In Our Hands by Truth and Reconciliation reviews
In a sudden twist of events, Master Chief Petty Officer John 117 is not stranded on the dawn.Instead,he, Thel Vadum, Sangheili Arbiter and Artificial Intelligence CTN 0452-9 Cortana are thrown back into the past to make things right.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter
Love In Dark Times by Saiblade reviews
As the Fleet of humans and Elites head to the Ark, The Master Chief and Miranda Keyes lose something.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Miranda K. - Complete
Defence Against the Blue Arts by Compass West reviews
Harry has a new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. He's big, has a southern accent and wears red armour. NOT A HALO CROSSOVER. THIS IS A RED VS BLUE CROSSOVER. Contains insubordination, shotgun blasts and some Draco and Ron whumping.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M.
The Final Frontier of Madness by thesemimaster reviews
The Enterprise is having it too easy, so Q decides to give Picard his biggest headache yet. Rated M for strong language and situations. A Red vs. Blue crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Pirates of Cyberia by Razer Cannon reviews
Follows the Planet Express team after they dive into the wormhole at the end of ITWGY.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
Kramer Finds a Monkey by thesemimaster reviews
Kramer finds a monkey, which causes trouble for everyone. Rated T for awkward future situations.
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009
We All Snap Eventually by someone33 reviews
Self-explanatory. Random. T for some language.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
The Halo 3 Epilogue by flugel meister reviews
After the conclusion of Halo 3 the Master Chief and Cortana were left stranded and alone in space. This story picks up where the game left off, and follows the Chief and Cortana when they crash land on a mysterious planet. Please R&R
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,390 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Gods and Demons by TheGodfatherSJP reviews
Set after the ending of Halo 3. The Master Chief crash lands on an unknown planet and finds he's gone from one war to another. Crossover with a well known TV show but you'll have to read to find out which one . Please read and review.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,127 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
New Caprican Sunrise by NaomiGill reviews
Imagine if Lee and Kara's affair in New Caprica ended up differently... How would things go from then on? Lee/Kara
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 105,430 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
A New Start by msk1701 reviews
A tragic accident gets things going down a different path. AU from around the beginning of Lay Down Your Burdens and Razor never happened.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 135,124 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
Trains Suck by Dreamer Boy reviews
Beavis and Butt-Head board a train, hoping to go to Florida. However, they end up driving the train. Unfortunately, they turn out to be the worst train drivers.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Human by Yautja117 reviews
Master Chief and Cortana are picked up after twenty years adrift in space. But when Cortana's "Life" is almost up, John races to save her. ChiefXCortana. Rated for later chapters
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,545 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
The Bank Robbery by garfield2710 reviews
Calvin becomes a bank hostage.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Stealing a Kiss by jane0904 reviews
NC17. River and Jayne spend their first night together. Definite Rayne, and can really be read by anyone who doesn't like OCs. Again, I say NC17.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Jayne, River - Complete
Return of the Brainspawn by Crazyguy1990 reviews
The brainspawn have returned, and only one man can stop them... god help us all! FryXLeela
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
Star Wars: Marek's Rebellion by Star Tours Traveler reviews
Spoilers for The Force Unleashed. What if Galen Marek had survived his encounter with Darth Vader and the Emperor? What if he found a way back to the Rebellion and to the woman he loved? How would the Rebellion be then? Contains some Galen/Juno.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,747 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - G. Marek/Starkiller, Juno E. - Complete
After by Dr. Zook reviews
What happened after "Lets go exploring!" well this is a prediction
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008
The New Couch by TweenisodeOrange reviews
Calvin's Mom wants a new couch. Read the hillarious stories that are started from this little act. One-shot, but quite funny.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Five Times Lee Witnessed Something by applesandcherries reviews
...He Rather Hadn't. It wasn't even the worst that he had walked in on them, but that he couldn't get the images out of his head. A/R, Lee
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
The Finger by Iwritetoomuch reviews
George thinks everybody's giving him the finger. Elaine is invited to Sue Ellen's retirement party. Jerry picks up on jive talk from Kramer.
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
The difference by LaurandBill-DestinyLove reviews
She was seducing him mercilessly... but he had to resist unless she would kill him in the morning... Don't worry- nothing even close to smut- just a little erotic: AdamaRoslin
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2008 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
Mayday! Mayday! by Bright Morning Star reviews
Left alone in the car while mom is out on errands, Calvin entertains himself with a pair of toy airplanes. Boring? Not with his imagination...
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
The Noodle Incident Legend by s1mply.cOmplicAted reviews
calvin & hobbes .. always getting themselves in trouble. please review!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
The Mischief Never Stops by s1mply.cOmplicAted reviews
calvin & hobbes..always getting in trouble. please review!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Adama's Secretary by Lady Henrietta reviews
One-shot. Somewhere in Season 4: CIC should have known better than to call the admiral at four in the morning. Adama/Roslin
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/26/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Spaceman Spiff vs the Evil Zwork Babysitter by garfield2710 reviews
Who will win? Rosalyn or Spaceman Spiff.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
So What About the Moon? by TweenisodeOrange reviews
Calvin asks his Dad why the Moon Missions stopped. One shot, really short, but it should still be funny.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Calvin Kenobi by Search for Salvation reviews
Not going to complete due to lack of motivation and all that crap
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007
Avatar: Bender's Tale by Metropolis Kid reviews
Avatar and Futurama Crossover. The Gaang meets the galaxies greatest bender. Hilarity ensues as worlds collide. Please R&R. Thanks
Crossover - Futurama & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Bender R., Aang - Complete
Another Encounter With Moe by sr0206 reviews
Moe comes to pick on Calvin as usual, but the result isn't what Calvin expects. One shot.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
George chokes by I love Michael Jackson reviews
Random Seinfeld OneShot.
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Of Suction Guns And Little Boys by obi-glasses reviews
Calvin finds a weapon. A harmless, yet very useful weapon...Completed. At last.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Keep Moving by Katta reviews
It's in the nature of atoms to keep moving. Calvin draws some conclusions from this.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Chickenpox by Jemascola reviews
Beavis and Butt-head get the chickenpox but don’t even realize it.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Calvin the Grizzly by garfield2710 reviews
A short Story with Calvin as a Grizzly.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Cheapskates, Mail Thieves, and Comedians, OH MY! by Bluebaby555 reviews
Kramer enlists Newman’s help when he discovers that someone has been stealing his mail. George’s new girlfriend is just as cheap as he is and Jerry is strangely jealous and oddly protective of Elaine when he meets her boyfriend.
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2007
The Feminist by Shafaishkafaa reviews
jerry dates a feminist whose purse gets stolen and he doesnt run to get it back. Sparks fly. Don't doubt that you'll be crying with laughter by the end of this!
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
An Idiotic Flight by ShiningCalvin reviews
Based on the strips in wich Calvin tries to fly.Oneshot.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
A River with Currents by coldangel omega reviews
When a horrific tragedy strikes the crew of Planet Express, Fry is forced to undertake a desperate gambit that flings him through the furthest reaches of history in a fight against time to save the woman he loves. A loose sequel to 'The Hero of Botany'.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,263 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
The Real Decoy by coldangel omega reviews
A deadly brush with an alien warship during a topsecret mission pushes Fry and Leela closer together than ever before.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
Safer by elaine451 reviews
An alternate Safe, with Jayne getting snatched along with as River and Simon
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,681 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
It Sucks To Be George! by Inu-Moon94 reviews
Yup, George sings that it sucks to be him in his apartment. [oneshot] [odd Avenue QSeinfeld parody kinda thing] Enjoy and of course, REVIEW! [Rated T to be careful]
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Chfan reviews
Calvin sets up a lemonade stand. Do the words chain reaction strike terror in your heart?
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007
Beavis and Butt Head in some movie parodies by Kaven reviews
What happens when the boys take on some movies? The first one they are in and parody is SAW.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2007
A Typical Day in Calvin's Life by R. S. Lee reviews
Oneshot. Calvin learns a new prank in school. Chaos Ensues.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
The Medication by Centralia Currie reviews
Sequel to The Bleach Pen. Jerry dates the actress who dumped George. Kramer and his girlfriend take advantage of a new restaurant's dining policy. Crazy Joe Davola is back, and is coming after Jerry and Elaine. Rated T for a kidnapping.
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Call Center by Citizenjess reviews
Beavis and Butthead are unceremoniously dispatched from their jobs at Burger World, and seek new, albeit still sucky employment. Any resemblance to actual and living call centers is purely coincidental. Really.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Claws by Dr. Zook reviews
C&H parody of Jaws.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007
Mom, I Need a Rifle by Emerald Griffon reviews
Continuation of the C&H comic where Calvin and Hobbes decide to survive in the wild. I'm terrible at summaries.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006
A Night To Remember by Rock Raider reviews
What happened after Fry & Amy got home from Mercury in Put Your Head On My Shoulders. Rated for sex.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2006 - P. Fry, Amy W. - Complete
The Ballad of Sam the Potato by little boy on her bike reviews
Stupid creepy story about a tomato named Sam the Potato. Complete crap.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
The Hero of Botany by coldangel omega reviews
This loose sequal to 'The Real Decoy' is a Futurama take on the Firefly episode 'Jaynestown'. The crew of Planet Express take a job on a world where Bender is a local folk hero. Drama, romance, comedy, and desperate thrills follow. FryLeela love included.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,886 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Bender R., P. Fry - Complete
The Schizophrenic by Centralia Currie reviews
Elaine dates a man with two personalities. Kramer has a holiday job at Macy's. The holidays are stressing Jerry out, and George celebrates another Costanza family holiday. Rated T for a murder.
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Look to the Cookie A poem by Bob Saccomano by SF Heinig reviews
Inspired by recent events in the Cosmo...
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
The Bleach Pen by Centralia Currie reviews
George takes advantage of Jerry's illness to date a beautiful Broadway star behind his back. However, his relationship is ruined by a bleach pen given to Elaine by Kramer's new girlfriend.
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes' Wild Movie Collection by Swing123 reviews
Calvin and Hobbes see some action movies. They decide to make fun of them by copying the action scenes. EVEN IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIES, THIS FIC IS STILL FUNNY! PLEASE R&R
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,432 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
Revisited by Chfan reviews
Calvin's life flashes before his eyes during a skydiving mishap. R&R, K for an incomplete swear.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
The Noodle Incident by R. S. Lee reviews
The truth about the infamous noodle incident. In an adventure involving a heist, a car chase, and an eccentric millionaire, how will Calvin survive?
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006
Rosalyn's Weekend by R. S. Lee reviews
As Rosalyn babysits Calvin for the weekend, our favourite six year old plots to get rid of her once and for all.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
The Souvenir by SF Heinig reviews
Jerry receives a very anatomically strange souvenir! George is a WINNER, well, sort of... Elaine meets the BIG SODA and The Guy in the Wheelchair, and Kramer is just Kramer, but of course!
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes: The Fellowship of the Ring by Ironic Eraser reviews
Calvin is forced to read an overly long book entitled: The Lord of the Rings. One night after having a peculiar dream he grabs his book and finally decides to read it. But once he opens the book, he is sucked into the world of Middle Earth and accompani
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006
The bank vault by elphaba980 reviews
River and Jayne are locked in a bank vault together steamy consequence ensue
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
Calvin's math book, It's actually his diary by Comicfreak1007 reviews
Hi, my name's Calvin. This is a math book, not a diary. Who owns a diary anyway? Do not read this at your own risk, or else! I have to go. I have to find that guy who submitted my math book to this stupid site. COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
The noodle incident by Comicfreak1007 reviews
This is my version of the noodle incident. Don't get confused with Swing123's story, noodle incident. This story is a lot different than his! COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
Dogfighters by Ominae reviews
Set in the fictional country of Asran during the Cold War. Anyone who has seen the show knows Shin Kazama & Mickey Simon. What happens when Paul Yeung, former Philippine Air Force pilot, joins up with the motly crew of Area 88? A novelization of Area 88.
Area 88 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,108 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Freedom of the Press by Chfan reviews
Calvin doesen't want to be the Head Journalist of the school paper...until he leans of the 1st amendment. Please R&R.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Complete
VOTE FOR CALVIN! by Comicfreak1007 reviews
Calvin runs for school president, but someone is trying to sabotage Calvin's chances of winning! Can Calvin figure out who the person is? Looks like this is a job for Tracer Bullet! COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
War with Deranged Killer Mutant Monster Snow Goons by texasPanzer reviews
What if a snow goon managed to escape Calvin's ice prison that he had created to stop them? They make their own Alamo stand as Susie's house. Reviews graciously accepted Directors Cut 7 Sept 2010
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,896 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
Caught Red Handed by Nytel reviews
Title says it all. Kara and Lee get caught in a compromising position.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2005 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
Practical Joke by Nytel reviews
What do you do when you find the CAG and his lead pilot in a compromising situation? Read to find out.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2005 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
He'll Pay for It by Ominae reviews
Shin Kazama, lone Japanese national in the Area 88 base, ponders on his presence in the isolated Royal Asranian Air Force Base.
Area 88 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
The Fledgling Spacer by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Here's my atempt at a Jim x Amelia fic. Hope this goes over well...
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,729 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/8/2005
Stranded by Chaosti reviews
Lee and Kara are stranded. Their mission? To retrieve clothes at all costs.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2005 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck
The Inheritance by sam-attack reviews
George's uncle dies. Kramer loses a lot at the race track. Elaine fears Peterman will fire her. Jerry painfully listens to everybody elses problems.
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2004
The Grass Skirt by Pjazz reviews
*NEW* Kramer and George start a new religion - the Church of Kramerica. Jerry has underwear trouble with an attractive new tenant. Elaine wears a grass skirt.
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2003
The Fetish by Pjazz reviews
Jerry offends a magician. Elaine's feet become objects of affection. George blows his second chance with Marisa Tomei.
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Complete
The Hooker by Pjazz reviews
A hooker causes trouble for Elaine. Jerry has oral problems. Kramer juices his meals and George contemplates his final resting place.
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2003
GROCERY STORE" by peerless baun reviews
The gang goes to a grand opening George gets a "bad cart"
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2001
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Halo: Black Ops reviews
AU In 2553, an elite Black Op squadron was created to fight the Covenant behind enemy lines. They left and re-appeared in 2525 in an attempt to stop the war. They failed. This is the story of the Task Force 141. ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Halo & Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,126 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Area 88 Avatar: The Last Airbender crossover reviews
Area 88 gets taken to the Avatar universe in a desperate attempt to defeat the Fire Nation.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Area 88 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,072 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete
Area 88 story reviews
Area 88 is besieged once again by an enemy sniper. Saki resorts to…unconventional tactics to win.
Area 88 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete