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Nobody is who i am

Welcome to my page, why your here, i have no clue

but i'm glad you came and soon you will be to.

On this page hopefully you'll find stories worth your time

... hopefully you'll review

, so for the time being

I bid you ado,


~ Nobody :|

Just kidding

man i'm bored.

Then why the fuck are you up a 6 in the morning?

I don't know, i think it's cause of my insomnia. why're you up?

normally because i have school, but i'm staying home today for the hell of it

speaking of which, why don't i ever see you go any where?

because i'm home schooled

*winces* really?

yea, why?

nothing, i'm just saying that's kinda rough since you just moved out here. how're you supposed to meet people?

I met you didn't i?

yea but that doesn't count cuz i'm your neighbor

it does too count because everywhere else i lived i never knew any of my neighbors


well except for when i lived in riverside, but that's probably cuz i was a lot more sociable in elementary school

oooh, so you talked to the wrong stranger back then, ey?

what, what are you talking about?

i'm talking about the reason why your not trying to make friends

and what would that reason be?

that some stranger molested you because you were being friendly


I'm right aren't i? it's ok you can confide in me, im here

I wasn't molested you idiot

...are you sure?


are you...HIV positive?

Oh hey! you watch that show too?!

pssht! who doesn't? it's like the greatest show ever

heh heh, that it is, that it is.

hmm, so what is home schooling like?

eh, kinda boring but, can't complain

is that so


hm, well shouldn't you be in it?

while technically i can go in at any time, but i don't like to go in before noon

O.o really? why?

cuz that's when i'm fully awake

but i thought you siad you normally wake up at midnight

mmhmm, that i do what's your point?

then why are only fully awake 12 hours later?

i dont know, im just weird like that

hell yea you are


what, you said it yourself

*sigh* i know

heh heh your Pretty.Odd.

i like that cd




so what do you plan on doing today?

i...really don't know


well sense you're not awake 'til noon, wanna go get breakfast?

sure, where to?

i dont know, lets just drive around 'til we find something

ok, meet you outside in 30?


conversation i had with my neighbor Marcus(who i call Mercutio for some reason) at 6 in the morning. our windows are right next to eachothers so we just talk across the way. great guy.

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Loyalty by A True Radical Dreamer reviews
Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 163,292 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H.
Cherry Blossom of the Hidden Leaf by xUnicornsRulex reviews
A decision in the past changes Sakuras life.She dreams of being a ninja but needs to take care of her sick grandfather.Everything changes when Naruto shows her the life of a ninja. The Cherry Blossom is about to be unleashed, don't get on her bad side.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,618 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H.
Without Sasuke by Yethri reviews
What would it be like, in a two man squad without Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 225,389 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 2,192 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Way of the Ninja by SmilingArtist reviews
[Bleach/Naruto Crossover] In order to prepare for the battle against Aizen, Ichigo and the others were sent to a different world in order to train. But being placed in a three-man squad under an ANBU member was not what they had in mind. [Sakura-centric] [Rukia-centric]
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,476 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Sakura H., Rukia K.
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
The Scroll Of Prophecy by NatsNeko reviews
Following a prophecy, Minato seals Kyuubi within Sakura. The scroll of prophecy saved his life so he could help Sakura along the right path of her life along with Naruto. She'll need both of them to save her life, along with the ninja's entire existence. Saku/? /Slight AU-ish; slight OOC-ish/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,598 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sakura H.
River of Tears I: Growth by Wynth reviews
Konoha demands Soul Society to train a few of their ninja after they were nearly destroyed by hollows. The pros? Konoha can be defended against future attacks by said beasts. The cons? Future events change drastically. •Multi-pair / AU / BLExNAR / 1:3•
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sakura H.
Deception by carsly reviews
Sakura has a past, not one she's to keen in sharing. But when she moves to Konoha to escape the conscience if people learning about her, she'll find this isn't just another pit stop on the way to freedom. Sakura centric/HAREM! Naruto all over again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 161,355 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sakura H.
The Grown Up Little Vampire by Failing Grace reviews
The Little Vampire...only older. Scotland offers Tony Thompson the experience of a lifetime-- to save a clan of vampires, and maybe, just maybe, fall in love with one of them. BL TonyxRudolf.
Little Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,563 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Tony T., Rudolph S.
My vampire by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
Tony is 15 now and gets a strange nightmare one night. Now all he can think about is Rudolph and his new vampire look after seeing Gregory's vampire form again. Will Tony have the power to see Rudolph again? Tony/Ru.
Little Vampire - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Rudolph S., Tony T.
Twamien Oneshots by The Truth's Lie reviews
A collection of Tweek-Damien oneshots ranging from dramatic to cheesy. Long live the crack pairings!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Damien, Tweek T. - Complete
Worlds Apart, Yet So Close by PeinSaku reviews
In which Sakura is introduced to a world the likes of which none of them have ever seen. She'll have to befriend an infamous detective in order to capture the mass-murderer that kills people via heart attacks — but, in the end, will she survive it?
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,876 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - [Sakura H., L] - Complete
Synthetic Friends by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
Ignorance is bliss and there are just some things a person is better off not knowing about themselves. Noah knows this better than anyone, but it's not himself he's referring to here. Oneshot.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Noah, Rex S. - Complete
With Apologizes to Clyde by The Truth's Lie reviews
"Just apologize," he advised. "Tweek's not going to let go until you do, he has no problem with killing someone." Of an over-protective and badass Tweek, strangling a fatass and the ruining of tank tops.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Clyde D., Tweek T.
Welcome to Insanity by Ruthlessly reviews
I hated new kids. But something caught my eye about this one. He seemed to be one of the sane ones. One of us that didn't belong. But he was here, and I guess that means we have to welcome him to insanity. Creek. Cryde. Pending pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Dares Can Be Bad For Your Health by XxXDark-LightxXx reviews
Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Craig, and Token are doing a dare: Get Tweek Tweak in a dress. Unfortunately, Tweek can become very violent...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Tweek T.
Tale Of A Wolf by kawasemi reviews
The hokage always told Sakura that the secrets of her unknown past would reveal themselves. But she didn't expect it to happen during the chuunin exams. Just how much will she change? “Just what am I?” “You’re a member of the Ookamiza clan.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,049 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H.
Steadfast Glamor by Ganjabunni reviews
“Hunting down two S-class criminals is no walk in the park, Sakura. I figured you'd know that by now.” … Unfortunately, Sakura only seems to learn things the hard way... Sakura x ? Please R&R! rated T-M for language and violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sakura H.
Sharingan Eyes by Sholay reviews
Team 7’s next mission: protect the Bladebreakers on a trip to… Russia? ! An unusual relationship is formed as Kai Hiwatari and Sasuke Uchiha’s lives clash violently over one simple enigma: Kai’s red eyes. Beyblade and Naruto crossover or Xover. NOYAOI. AU
Crossover - Naruto & Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,336 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Kai H.
Red Coals by Dead-Kenny-Dead reviews
I'm not sure what they were anymore. But they definitely weren't human. For mature audiences only. Will have smut. Companion piece to ketamine.methanol's "Skinwalker." Multiple Pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,246 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Kyle B., Tweek T.
Retake! This time with more emotion! by Bronsted-Lowry Base reviews
When a testing out a jutsu by order of the Hokage, 27 year old Ino Sai and Sakura get sent back to the past. Follow Sakura Ino and Sai as they try to get back to the past while having a bit of fun. No romance. Warning:may contain fake yuri moments
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
There Is A Lack of Verisimilitude Here by Cherry Champagne reviews
Craig wuvs his Tweek, and also is kind of afraid of having his brains blown out of his skull in his sleep by him. Dumb one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Time and Time Again by I'mTheTrueMuffinQueen reviews
When all else fails and everything and everyone is gone they must go back to change the past save their future from untold horrors that lay waiting should time continue on it's own course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,843 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
The Sakura Chronicle by the world that never was reviews
AU, Dark!Sakura. Sakura was more than what she led on, more than just brains and beauty. Tired of the constant ridicule, she makes a stand to be more cruel, cold, and strong than the others while figuring out that she’s not as normal as she thought.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H.