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I have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you've caught it to!

If you think Jacob is pathetic and needs to give up on Bella plus go jump off a cliff (or whatever he has to to die), copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one not because of Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. I love Hot Topic!

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile.

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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You Came Too Early by Elliania reviews
Complete. Edward and Bella married too young and for all the wrong reasons, so no one acted surprised when their marriage crumbled down. Two kids and five years later, events force them to live under the same roof for a while. Will they realize what they lost? AH. Older, divorced E/B. Daddyward. Angst. HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 204,791 - Reviews: 3877 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 3,706 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quiet On The Set by duhitsangie reviews
America's sweetheart Isabella Swan and Hollywood's playboy Edward Cullen are cast together in an upcoming movie. Will there be sparks or will things just be quiet on the set? And is everything the tabloids say just as it seems? M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 120,198 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12860 - Favs: 5,925 - Follows: 5,301 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 4,992 - Follows: 3,773 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4657 - Favs: 5,497 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12488 - Favs: 8,075 - Follows: 6,259 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Life With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Sequel to A Night With The Royal Staff. Find out how Edward adapts to his new life and if it is everything he thought it would be. Light and fluffy with no angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,477 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resisting love by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
Scotland, 1152. He had never given his heart to someone. Not after his parents died right in front of him when he was only a child. Being forced by the king of his country to marry, he decides to fight the attraction to his bride. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,891 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faded Memories by Catastrophia reviews
Edward and Bella hardly speak anymore. Can Bella and her daughter take being ignored any longer? Can their marriage survive the realities of life, or fade into just a memory? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Inheritance by iambeagle reviews
Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,167 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3675 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guarding Isabella by lindsay520 reviews
Edward and Jacob are hired as professional bodyguards for the "2011 Isabella US Tour." What will happen when 'professional' suddenly turns 'personal' and feelings start to develop between the soft-spoken superstar and her new bodyguards?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,662 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dreaming of you by jemster23 reviews
When critic Bella is roped into interviewing Hollywood actor Edward Cullen, he is anything but the arrogant star she expected him to be.Even more surprising is the fact that he genuinely seems to like her.Is it too good to be true or can dreams come true?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,905 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Game, Set, Match by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella is hired as a photographer to do a photo feature on the cocky, playboy tennis pro Edward Cullen. Bella is determined to resist his charms, but Edward can't seem to leave her alone. Does love really mean nothing in tennis? Slightly OOC, AH. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,601 - Reviews: 3809 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 16020 - Favs: 7,229 - Follows: 3,311 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett and Bella Get Kicked Out of WalMart by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Emmett and Bella go to Wal-Mart and cause trouble. They get caught and Edward has to come home from a hunting trip to pick them up. See what happens when you take Emmett into Wal-Mart and he causes trouble! Hilarious! R&R! Em&B bonding time! Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Volume 2 The Pattinson Project by Bettygale reviews
Sequel to The Pattinson Project, the story continues between Edward Pattinson the enigmatic leader of the rock band and love the of his life Bella Swan. Can they survive the fate that is on the road ahead of them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 195,253 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Handful Of Moments by MyToxicValentine reviews
One-shot. Bella and Edward meet in an elevator. Sparks fly and the tension is like a fire. He wants her, she wants him, but what will they do about Edward's clingy girlfriend? These 15 hours in an elevator will become the best 15 hours of their lives. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett Plays With Feminine Products by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
This is a funny one shot! What happens when Emmett goes through Bella's purse! Read and find out! Takes place after New Moon. The Cullens are vampires, and Bella is human. Review and add to your favorites! I promise you'll be in tears by the end!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Unexpected by jemmac77 reviews
Edward left Bella heartbroken, like in New Moon, but never came back. However, he left her pregnant when he decided he was strong enough then instead of in Breaking Dawn. 46 years later and Renesmee and Bella are facing the unexpected. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 153,235 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Sand, Surf and Sex by Wanderlust-Within reviews
Bella moves to Manhattan Beach when her mom dies in a car accident. When she moves into her dad's beach house she secretly admires the neighbours son, who secretly admires her too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,285 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Be by mskathy reviews
Edward has competed with Bella every step of his adult life - culinary school, opening their own restaurants and finally on Iron Chef America. Will Iron Chef Cullen's cuisine reign supreme?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where I Belong by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Bella is marrying her fiance, who's not Edward. She questions herself at her wedding, whether if she is with the right man or not. Does she marry Darrin or will she leave him at the alter and run to Edward? EXB Cullens are vamps, Bella is human! Post NM
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always the Beginning by ArdnaidOcirg reviews
Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen at a New Year's Eve party. Bella didn't know that she would fall in love and break her heart in just one day. Just another New Year one-shot. Canon pairings. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5546 - Favs: 8,075 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Sparks Fly reviews
Bella has been in love with her best friend for what seems like forever. Can one night change everything? ExB One-shot Rated M for future stuff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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