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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

A Dirty Cheeky Monkey is a person or let’s face it in this case- woman who is not scared to admit she has a sexual and sensual side to her and is not too shy to have illuminating and sometimes stimulating conversations with twitter or real life friends.

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DCM is happy to have several active staff members right now: chartwilightmom and shpwhitney. If you are interesting in helping us out drop us a PM. We love recommendations for authors to beg for SML and we have our kneepads ready.

Squeeze My Lemon

Squeeze My Lemon originally started on November 1, 2010, as a weekly picture prompted lemon posting. When we hit 100 and took a little break. Cut to 2013, we are back to posting again, and as much as we would like to say weekly, we don't want to disappoint any readers. So we will post as often as we have authors sign up. As readers and authors, we encourage you to sign up, send us recommendations. We really don't mind begging.

Squeeze My Lemon The Second Squeeze, because one squeeze just isn't enough.

These postings are an exercise in lemon writing. As authors we are often challenged with writing a complete story, but we have the need and desire for lemons. This is a outlet to work on those skills. We encourage you to write and submit entries, as well as read and review those posted. We will post on Wednesdays 'hump day' to help you get through your week. So stretch those lemon muscles, squeeze our lemon and give us the juices.


Minimum Word Count: 2,000

Maximum: How ever you want to wow us

Subject: Pretty much whatever you want, canon, slash, polyslash, self-pleasure, lemon juice, lemon wedges a prompt will be provided to get you, um, going

Exclusions: No rape, pedofilia, incest, necrophilia (not including vampires) or beastality

Submissions must be beta'd (we do have some backups if you don't have one or your regular one is unavailable)

We request to have your submission the week prior, if at all possible, so that we may tease it on the Monday before your posting on Wednesday. After we post, you are welcome to post on your act.

Prompts (you have the choice of what you prefer)

1. Picture prompt we can provide you with one, you may bring one with you or if you know what you want but can't find it, let us know and we will search

2. Word(s) prompt

3. Situation prompt

Please let us know if you have any questions. You can PM us, email us at dirty cheeky monkeys at yahoo dot com (remove the spaces) or stalk us on twitter DirtyCMs.

Happy Squeezing!

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The Procrustean Bed by gemini13me reviews
A Procrustean Bed- a standard or set of conditions, determined arbitrarily, to which everyone is forced to conform. But the question is... are there really any rules when it comes to the affairs of the heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,569 - Reviews: 3783 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 2,694 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
WitFit: Fall 2011: Road by AMomWhoWrites reviews
Sometimes, the road you don't think you should travel, is the one where you've always belonged. This is based off the Fall WitFit prompts, starting with Road. E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 76,870 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In The Mirror by LyricalKris reviews
When nobody saved you from a traumatic childhood, when things changed simply because you grew up, how do you face adulthood unprepared and slightly bent?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,485 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Haiku Twilight style by Kimmydonn reviews
the Twiku Kung Fu contest reminded me that I LOVE Haiku. http://wwwfanfictionnet/ twikukungfucontest So I'm starting with my entries and will keep adding after I run out. :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 33 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010
Only You Can Save Me by kyla713 reviews
Bella's life is in shambles. Broken marriage and now a broken motorcycle as well. Until a sexy mechanic enters her life, as does his daughter. Can they be the resolutions to each other's troubled pasts? AH/written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,924 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Behind the Looking Glass by readingmama reviews
My submission for the DCM's SYL writing exercise. A photograpger, a model, an abandoned warehouse. A young girl's dream turns into a nightmare when the man behind the camera turns out to be more than he appears.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Edward - Complete
Lunchtime, Loud Music & Limos by chartwilightmom reviews
Example Entry for Dirty Cheeky Monkeys - A Face In The Crowd Contest: An unusual lunchtime traffic jam during music fan Bella Swan's lunch hour proves to be interesting and beneficial to lead guitarist Edward Cullen. AU/AH/Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
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Squeeze My Lemon reviews
A weekly posting that is an exercise in lemon writing.As authors we're often challenged with writing a complete story, but we have the need & desire for lemons.This is a outlet to work on those skills. So stretch those lemon muscles & squeeze our lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 483,390 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 11/3/2010
Squeeze My Lemon, The Second Squeeze reviews
Squeeze My Lemon continued, because one squeeze just isn't enough. These are postings that are an exercise in lemon writing. As authors we're often challenged with writing a complete story, but we have the need and desire for lemons. This is a outlet to work on those skills. So stretch those lemon muscles and squeeze our lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,970 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 176 - Published: 3/6/2013
Red Devil reviews
When Edward Masen, the talented, cocky & irresponsible star of Manchester United football club's contract & career come under threat due to off the pitch antics will his new American agent, Bella Swan be able to save him from himself or resist his
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,377 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bella outnumbered reviews
Bella is a child therapist who despises children. Her ovaries and woo-hoo have long since packed up shop in fear of the baby juice. A chance meeting with divorced father, Edward in a bar leads to hilarious complications and revelations. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Shameless reviews
Edward and Bella have grown up on the dangerous and poverty stricken Chatsworth Estate in Manchester. Edward and his family instill the fear of God into every resident with their gangland connections and Bella's dad leaves her to take care of 7 siblings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Edward, Bella
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