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Joined 06-07-02, id: 225872, Profile Updated: 08-01-15
Author has written 13 stories for Hogan's Heroes, Rat Patrol, I Spy, Man From UNCLE, Get Smart, Wild Wild West, Gilligan's Island, and Starsky and Hutch.

Author of The Grumpy Muse, It Happened One Weekend, The Eternal Café, To Kill an Irishman, and Interview with the Ax-Murderer.

"I'm a big fan of TV shows from the 1960s and 1970s. It's a little shocking that many of the shows I grew up with are now celebrating their 40th and 50th anniversaries! I can't possibly be that old! " EJ

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Silence by Crazykater reviews
Post The Fix, Starsky is worried about the changes he sees in Hutch.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28 - Complete
The Violin of Autumn by Glory1863 reviews
Another time, another place and yet another war, but Holmes and Watson are still pretty much the same. This time, in the run-up to the D-Day invasion, the British Government has misplaced a very important "instrument." Hogan is expected to get it back. As it turns out, what he gets is more than he bargained for.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/2/2014 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Circular Progression by Kassidy62
(TV series) It's been a year since Alan & Pete's spaceship crashed. They're still running with Galen, still fugitives, & Urko's pursuit of them still tireless. When they find a tiny village on the outskirts of ape civilization & Urko passes it by while searching for them, the fugitives begin to hope they've escaped. But there are others besides Urko who'd like to see them dead.
Planet of the Apes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,209 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Complete
MindSifter by Andriech reviews
The teleplay version of the classic fanfiction story by Shirley S. Maiweiski, adapted with her family's permission. Captain James Kirk is gone - missing, seemingly forever and the crew struggles to adapt.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,645 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 7/19/2010 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
My Angel Wore Black by Wyoming Outlaw reviews
Hauptmann Dietrich witnesses the consequences of wishing he had never been born. The story takes place after "The Desert Bled Black" although it is not a direct sequel.
Rat Patrol - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Complete
Cocoa by Fiorenza-a reviews
Please see profile (Fiorenza-a) re download options...Things had gone just about as badly as they could and Napoleon was beginning to worry about Illya.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Illya K., Napoleon S. - Complete
The Years of the Divided House by signefalls reviews
My attempt to write what happened next right after Noah's funeral and the fade to black. This story will follow all the riders throughout the war. There is a bit of language but mostly of the PG-13 variety.
Young Riders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 151,552 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011
Raining and Pouring by FloatingPizza reviews
For the 2012 Short Story Speed Writing Contest. "On my way back to the front, I ran over a general."
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
One Final Lesson by Gryph reviews
TV series fic. After The Surgeon, the fugitives rest in the village of Dagon while Virdon recovers. But when Burke gets into trouble with the local authorities, Galen's only course of action to get him out of it may alter their friendship forever.
Planet of the Apes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
Rats! (Dietrich's Lament) by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Picture Hauptmann Dietrich as Inspector Javert from Les Miserables! I think they would understand each other very well. A songfic, to be sung to the tune of "Stars", which can be found on YouTube.
Rat Patrol - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
Illya's Big Day Out by Uncle Charlie reviews
Don't you hate it when UNCLE agents don't stay where you put them? Warning - silliness and inept THRUSH agents ahead...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Breaking by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
Room with a Rack transcript and fill-in.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
Minor Repairs by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
Tag to Lotus Eater. Kelly goes through withdrawal; Scotty pulls him through. Hello, wallow, it's so nice to have you back where you belong!
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
Shine On, You Crazy Diamond by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
You can't always have a happy ending.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
The Last Goodbye Affair by Celandine Sandyman reviews
A short piece that hopefully isn't too depressing!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010
The Orchid Thief by Leviathan0999 reviews
Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin have solved a lot of tough cases in their careers as detectives. But never one like this. Before it ends, they'll deal with a tattooed lady, minaturized corpses, and Things from Another World!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2009 - 10th Doctor, 3rd Doctor
Can't Stand the Sight of Blood by Atarah Derek reviews
When Newkirk is wounded on a mission, LeBeau has to get him back to Stalag 13. Unfortunately for the squeamish Frenchman, head wounds tend to bleed quite a bit. One shot, and not as bad as it sounds for Newkirk, anyway .
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Old Arguments, New Shoes by mcatB reviews
TV Show: Alan and Pete argue, go their separate ways. Angst ensues.
Planet of the Apes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Complete
Sons of Heroes of the War Before by marylinusca reviews
A Remembrance Day Vignette November 11, 1928
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Complete
Beyond the End by ColREHogan reviews
Colonel Klink's life is getting even more complicated. COMPLETED!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,989 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Complete
Facing the Shadows by Adalanta reviews
One of the Heroes is taken away for interrogation by the Gestapo and returns vastly changed. Can anyone help him overcome the lasting effects of his torture?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,801 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 7/18/2002
Stille Nacht 1940 by marylinusca reviews
Corporal LeBeau encounters two Germans while attempting to escape on Christmas eve.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Complete
Shakespeare Writes 'The Crittendon Plan' by OboeCrazy reviews
My take on what 'The Crittendon Plan' might have been like if writen by the Bard.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2002
The Vodka Affair by paulaH and GJ reviews
Mark Slate gets to find out first hand why Napoleon Solo likes having a sullen, taciturn Russian for a partner.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,178 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/6/2002
Fateful Laughter by zoey traner reviews
COMPLETE. Hogan and Carter run into trouble on a mission. The second in the Freedom series.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2002 - Complete
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Me and Thee Against the World
It's the late 1970s and a new disease is making itself known. Is Starsky and Hutch's partnership strong enough to survive it?
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Published: 5/13
The Human Calculation reviews
An attempt to answer that age-old question: Why couldn't the Professor build a boat? Definitely AU!
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9 - Complete
The Night of the Murderous Actor reviews
Artemus Gordon goes to the theatre on April 14, 1865. Takes place before Jim and Artie are partners.
Wild Wild West - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 2/21 - Complete
My Evil Valentine reviews
Siegfried of KAOS and Angelique of THRUSH find themselves star-crossed lovers.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/20 - Complete
All The Colonel's Men reviews
A lull in the war leaves Hogan plenty of time to deal with all the day-to-day problems of camp life.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9 - Complete
The Cold War Affair reviews
Tensions between the US and the USSR heat up and it's up to Napoleon to keep Illya from being deported.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Illya K., Napoleon S. - Complete
Orphans and Scholars reviews
Alexander Scott returns from vacation to find that his partner is in the hospital -again!
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Complete
The End Game Raid reviews
While Dietrich is on leave, a much more ruthless commander captures the Rat Patrol.
Rat Patrol - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Complete
Any Guide in a Storm reviews
Newkirk and LeBeau run into trouble on a routine trip home from the Hofbrau.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2014 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Red Cross Whiskey and French Cuisine reviews
A one-shot about Klink and Hogan after a crazy day at Stalag 13. Could be considered AU.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2014 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
Silence reviews
Carter runs into trouble on a mission. A re-posting of a short story I took down a while ago.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2014 - A. Carter, R. Hogan - Complete
Honor Among Spies reviews
A one-shot about a night patrol that goes very wrong. Re-posting an old story that I took down a while ago.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Complete
Ring of Steel reviews
Hochstetter circles the camp with his famous 'ring of steel' right when Hogan desperately needs to get to town. A compilation of 'Ring of Steel' and 'Bitter Comfort', with some new chapters added.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Complete