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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Naruto, Prince of Tennis, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

i like animie the color black and writing my nicknames cookie because of my love of the cookie monster

NAME: you can call me cookie

SEX:FEMALE

APPEARANCE: I'm 5'3 (yes i know im short) with black and purple hair i have green eyes with a ring of gold in them

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave'm in the middle)

MY NEW FAVORIE QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. or Mrs.

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting in the cell next to you saying, "Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move the body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his but and maybe even scar him for life (hehe)

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

Friends: Would comfort you if you got raped.

Best friends: The rapist's body would be in the gutter shortly.

Friends: At your house, they ask politely if they can use your computer to check their e-mail.

Best friends: They get into your FanFiction account that you provided them with your username and password to do so long ago, and post hilarious fanfics under your name, just for you.

Friends: Are sometimes bored when they're around you.

Best friends: Think you're the most hilarious and fun person ever.

Friends: Would feel uneasy going out for dinner with you if their parents didn't approve.

Best friends: Would go cliff-diving if you suggested it.

Friends: Will help you up when you fall

Best friends: Will laugh at you

Friends: Will tell you to look out for the pot hole.

Best friends: Will push you at the pot hole then laugh at you even more.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

"Nope can't go to hell Satan still has that restraining order against me"

1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

2. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

3. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

4. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

5. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

6. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

7. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

8. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

9. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

10. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

...Can ya understand this?...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about the WORLD
"The earth does not revolve around you little missy!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Naruto Ninja44,May and Dawn are the best, rst64tlc,NeonZangetsu, Amconsequat,MehaandIruka, Farticus3000, redroseblossom, 12crazythomas, sleeper102

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000,Neonzangetsu, Amconsequat,MehaandIruka,Farticus3000, redroseblossom, 12crazythomas, sleeper102

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your services. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that god damned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation

These are the stereotypes that I find funny

you BLACK, so you MUST be gothic

your YOUNG, so you MUST be naive

you SPEAK MY MIND, so you MUST be a bitch

you LIKE TO BE yourself, so you MUST be cocky and arrogant

your DIFFERENT, so you MUST just want attention

your THIN, so you MUST have an eating disorder

your a TEENAGER, so you MUST be rebellious

your NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so you MUST be a loser

you like to READ, so you MUST be a nerd

you DON'T SHOP AT the hottest boutiques so I MUST be poor.

This Is Who I Am, So What?

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh!
╚═╩═╩═╝

here are the stereotypes that I've been used on me

i have cut scares on my arms so im emo (bc theres no such things as accidents.

i have good grades so im boring

i can be inappropriate at time so im a immature brat.

i like to read so im a loser

i never try to hang out with the popular people so i must be a loner

im mean to people i dont no so im antisocial(its called get to no a person then maybe they'll be nice.

i can do math prombles that others couldnt in my head so i must be a cheater or a complete loser

i watch animie so all get no where in life.

some of my fav sayings!!

-Go Fuck a Cow/Bull

-Fucktard

-Chickenbuttitsa

-Chickenbutt

-Go Die in a Hole

-Hag from Hell

-Luv Ya!

-Go Fuck a Motherfucking Fuckduck

-Ass Hat

-Ass Bucket

-What Crawled Up Your Ass and Died?

-He/She/You Need(s) to Get Laid

-Get Rid Of The Stick Up Your Ass

-Bitch In A Hat

-Bite me

-Kiss My Ass

-Bite My Ass

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

101 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

18. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

19. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

20. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

21. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department

22. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

23. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

24. Play with the automatic doors.

25. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

26. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

27. Repeat #26 in the jewelry department.

28. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

29. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

30. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

31. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

32. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

33. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

34. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

35. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

36. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

37. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

38. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

39. Take bets on the battle described above.

40. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

41. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

42. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

43. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags

44. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

45. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

46. Two words: "Marco Polo."

47. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

48. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

49. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

50. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

53. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

54. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

55. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

56. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

57. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

58. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

59. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

60. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy from the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just prove you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

his is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

f you are an ANIME FREAK, copy this into your profile

If you finished reading HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS and consider it amazing, and to be your favorite book out of all seven, copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

If you are a complete fan to the Legend of Zelda series/ or / Twilight Princess, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you're THE The Legend of Zelda fan, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Ok, I just had to take this survey:

I. FAVORITES

1. First off! What is your favorite school(s)?

Sagaku and Rikkaidai who else would i pick.

2. Who is your favorite player(s)?

Echizen Ryoma, Fuji Shuusuke, Yukimura Seiichi, Niou Masaharu, and Kikumaru Eiji

3. What is your favorite tennis move(s)?

All of Fuji's Counters, Ryoma's Samurai Drive, and Yukimura's Turn-senses-off-thingy.

4. Who is your favorite doubles pair(s)?

Fuji/Ryoma.

5. What is your favorite tennis game(s) in the series (who vs. who)?

Ryoma vs. Fuji vs. Mizuki Fuji is awesome

6. What is your least favorite school(s)?

Higa

7. Who is your least favorite player(s)?

The fat dude from Higa

8. What is your least favorite Tennis move(s)?

that move Fuji rother uses and it messes up his arm

9. Who is your least favorite doubles pair(s)?

Momo/Ryoma they sucked

10. What is your least favorite tennis game(s) in the series (who vs. who)?

do i have to answer that

11. Favorite pair(s) (homosexual or straight)?

FujiXRyoma

12. Least favorite pair(s) (homosexual or straight)? Why?

RyomaXSakuno He shows absolutely no interest in her

13. Any crack pairing(s)?

not sure... dont really look at those...

14. Any weird pairing(s)?

no not really

15. Favorite story arc(Kantou Tournament, Nationals)?

I love all of them but the Nationals are right on the top of my list.

16. Favorite catchphrase(s)?

It would have to be... 'Mada Mada Dane'.

17. Favorite TeniMyu(s)?

not suree

18. Least Favorite TeniMyu(s)?

Again, not sure.

19. Favorite TeniPuri Family(s) and episode(s)?

I love them all.

10. Least Favorite TeniPuri Family(s) and episode(s)?

...WHO IN THE BLOODY WORLD WOULD EVER HATE THEM?!?!

21. Favorite Soundtrack(s)?

Dear Prince

22. Least Favorite Soundtrack(s)?

Dont have one... They are ALL good.

23. Best Filler Episode(s)?

Prince of Billiards and Bowling

24. Crappiest Filler Episode(s)?

That tennis Game between Arai and Kachiro is the #1 WORST!

II. TO BELIEVE OR NOT TO BELIEVE

1. Do you believe in the Ryoma/Sakuno Theory?

What theory, exactly?

2. Do you think Atobe is gay?

who doesn't?

3. Is the Rikkaidai Captain (Yukimura Seiichi(Sry, couldnt help it)) the bottom in his 'relationship' with his Vice-Captain?

No.

4. Are all doubles players in love with their respective partners?

Most of 'em.

5. Is there any team that can beat Seigaku?

If realistic about it, yes. Rikkai would'a won the Nationals if they didnt throw the matchs, even if it was to build Akaya up stronger.

6. Is Jirou a narcoleptic?

he sleeps more them royma...duh

7. Can Kabaji speak?

Most likely. He is probably raised in a 'Children should be seen, not heard' kinda household and is also stoic.

8. Why is Sengoku 'Lucky'?

He's blessed by Lady Luck... Maybe...

9. Does Dan like Akutsu?

He looks up to him, but it could go in either direction, be it friendship/brotherly or relationship.

10. Does Horio really have 'two years of tennis experience'?

No. If he did, he must of had a crappy sensai.

11. Is TeniMyu crap or just plain brilliant?

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

12. Is Fuji really in love with his buchou?

As a good friend but likes Ryoma better. xp

13. Should PoT be a shounen-ai anime?

Sure. I am not big on mushy stories though.

III. CHOOSE ONE

1. Seigaku, Rikkai, Hyotei, Rokkaku, Yamabuki, St. Rudolph, Fudoumine, Shitenhouji, St. Rudolph, Josei Shonan or Higa?

Rikkai Dai (Sorry Seigaku, but Rikkai's better be a point or two)

2. Golden Pair (Eiji/Oishi) or Silver Pair (Shishido/Ootori)?

Golden Pair

3. Sakuno Ryuzaki or Ann Tachibana?

Ann

4. Sanada, Atobe or Tezuka?

Atobe

5. MomoRyo or RyoSakuno?

NEITHER!!!!!! Horrible Pairings (Yuck)

6. Royal (Atobe/Ryoma) or Imperial (Tezuka/Atobe)?

Royal. Im sorry, but I also like this pairing and I just cant see Imperial

7. MomoRyo or KaidohInui?

KaidohInui

8. Left-handed player or right-handed player?

I like both.

9. Tango (Sanada/Atobe) or Waltz (Yukimura/Atobe)?

Tango

III. ANSWER THIS YOU SHALL

1. List all of the Characters you've fallen for.

Ryoma, Fuji, Kikumaru, Yukimura, Niou

2. List all the moves that you wished you could do.

Samaraii Drive and Fuji's Counter moves along, as well as Yukimura's special move

3. Pick ONE character that you would like to meet in person.

Yukimura (id like to meet Fuji to but i have better chances of have my mind not broken meeting Yukimura)

4. Any crossovers in mind?

Eyeshield 21, I can see Bleach (but very iffy), Hetalia (Iffy though), Hikaru no Go, Ouran High School Host Club, Princess Princess, S.A. (Maybe)... just about any anime/manga in the same time period would work.

5. Any look alikes in other animes?

None that I can think of.

6. Which tennis match showdown would you die to see?

A full match with Ryoma vs. Kintaro

7. Any person you would like to have a match with?

Horio so that I can see his 'two years tennis experience' and Yukimura cuz I wanna see what its like to lose all of ur senses...

8. The schools you want to be a part of the tennis club.

Seigaku, Hyoutei or Rikkai Dai

9. What do you like about PoT?

Yukimura and Fuji... I just wish there was more screen time for Yukimura... I wonder if more of the manga was published...

10. Why is PoT the best anime there is?

Why not? I mean, seriously. It is bloody hilarious and there are hot guys playing sports...

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Pein/Nagato

[ ] - I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends
[x] - I have a piercing/s. -and i want more xD-
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] - My eyes are grey/gray.
[ ] - My closest friend is a girl.
[x] - I'm a very secretive person.
[x] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3]

Konan
[x] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[x] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 2]

Itachi Uchiha
[x] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot. -hihi don't have younger siblings-
[ ] - Many people find me attractive.
[ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age. -50 % of the time only other 50% I'm hyper xD-
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[x] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair color is black.

[Itachi Score: 2]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[x] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[x] - I like gore. -can you not love it?-
[x] - I dislike my own appearance.
[x] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[x] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender. - nope im the shortest -_-
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Score: 5]

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[x] - Puppets are fascinating... -have you seen his puppets they are fucking awesome!!!-
[x] - I'm very impatient.
[x] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[x] - I'm the smallest of my friends. -_- yes almost always have been
[ ] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 4]

Deidara
[ ] - I'm an artist.
[x] - I like and appreciate art.
[x] - My natural hair color is blond/dirty blond.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[x] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends. always summer baby
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[x] - I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4]

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender. -I save to spend xD-
[x] - My eyes are either green or hazel.there hazel green :D
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[x] - Younger people tend to tick me off. -only my nieces but they are so damn annoying-
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.- im the definition of white

[Kakuzu Score: 2]

Hidan
[x] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. -i don't think its a real problem-
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[x] - I am religious. -but only a little bit-
[x] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[x] - I'm very prone to accidents. -how many people get a black eye from a chair on school-

[Hidan Score: 4]

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[x] - Nature is AWESOME!
[x] - I'm usually alone.
[x] - I don't mind the company of others.
[x] - I don't have many friends.
[x] - Tobi is not that bad.
[x] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 6]

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester. -my bff
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the color orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[x] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D -he's insane!!! you must love him!!! xD-

[Tobi Score: 3]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin color.
[x] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[x] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha. .
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[x] - People think I'm twisted or insane. -wow really i didn't know this one -.-' but who is really "normal" anyways I'm crazy and insane and I'm really proud of it xD-

[Orochimaru Score: 3]

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team. (does PE count?)
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL:22 (in my defense i have three brothers)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid (i don't think blowing them up counts)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 2 (again i have three brothers)

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

You Know You're a Book Addict If (Bold those that apply):

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it. (and don't they know it)

You accidentally call everyone by the characters' names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Yeah this one is the strangest one but the most true...

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The Real World by BellaHatesAlice reviews
Bella Swan has been living in the subway for two years. Her brother Emmett is one of the well known actors in Hollywood. After having no contact in 3 years what will happen. all human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,768 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Edward, Bella
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 621,110 - Reviews: 15687 - Favs: 6,412 - Follows: 7,006 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hideous Cygnus by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Edward is fresh out of military school, Bella is the ugly geek everyone picks on who catches his attention. Can she eventually save him from himself, and will he be what she wants? Will the rest ever see the beauty within the Hideous Cygnus?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,294 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Separation Makes Love Stronger by StoryAtTheBottomOfTheBottle reviews
Dimitri left Rose taking Tasha's offer. rose is sent away for brutal training so she can be the best. but dimitri reappears. what happens when rose has a hot young guy holding her hand, how will Dimitri react? OR how will rose react to dimitri R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,756 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Angel Tainting by Mistress of the LivingDarkness reviews
Jonathan has been so patient. He has kept Clary away from his father for a year, in a cell. He has protected her from demons. He has loved her. Now, it is time for him to act as his plans unfold. Mention of CharDeath,Incest, future Lemons. Please R&R.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,754 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Clary F.
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 7007 - Favs: 6,391 - Follows: 7,250 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Army Brat and the Badass by crazy chick to the nines reviews
Bella the army brat, Edward the badass, What happens when and army brat and a badass mix? better summary inside M for me being paranoid DISCLAIMER: S.M. OWNS ALL!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,071 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Master Edward by Rosalie Adrian reviews
AU. Dominant Edward. Rated M for sexual content/lemonyness. What will Bella do when Edward continues to tease her throughout the night? Stay tuned. I WILL be continuing soon, promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10711 - Favs: 9,333 - Follows: 7,029 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mobster's Son by words.left.unsaid reviews
Bella was laden with heartache. Edward was the only one who could've saved her. He didn't. Four years later, their worlds are forced together once again, and Edward's got one thing in mind. Atonement. What's he facing? A via dolorosa into the mind of a jaded girl and a sick man with an obsession. WARNING: MobWard/DoucheWard
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,322 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Mine by SnuggleswithSnape reviews
Fifteen year old Bella's parents pass away, and she is left in the care of her step brother, the problem? he is obsessed with her and will do anything to make her his, story contains some violence and a dark Edward, I don't own twilight. No Lemons until later in story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 62,225 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Episode by BoydBlog reviews
Bella Swan is a writer that is on a trip of a lifetime. Edward Cullen is a famous actor, whose life is a blur of film-sets, hotels and screaming fans. A destined encounter and a battle of mind over matter erupt amongst sensual music and a shared longing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,266 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 2,200 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fearful Facade by Beckaabook reviews
When Edward and his gang bullied Bella for years they never knew of the disastoruous consequences to both her and their lives, when Bella returns to Forks years later as what seems like a different person... there's hell to pay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,609 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
One of the Guys by trueloveoverall reviews
Bella has always been one of the guys, but going into their Senior year she decides something has to change. she has been in love with Edward for 2 yrs. can she be a girly girl and get his attention before its too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,677 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Quiet Girl by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella is a tough cookie who doesn't speak. Edward is a geeky shy guy living in his loud brother, Emmett's shadow. Everyone's attempts to get Bella to talk fail, until she takes an interest in Edward's quiet nature. Sparks fly in the silence! Re-written
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 94,585 - Reviews: 3926 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Koori No Ouji by MoonExpressions reviews
Fuji was bored of the usual crowd so when he met Echizen, he knew life was getting interesting again. Ryoma entered the school for his own reasons but his icy bluntness may just melt when he goes head-to-head with Fuji and his ex's.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,903 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 11/9/2007 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S.
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4581 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Reckoner by MiSSxMELON reviews
"You have an answer for me?" he says, and he gives me that intense look again, as if he's trying to read my mind. "Yes," I say, and I don't know why this feels so terribly wrong, but it does. "My answer is yes." / UPDATED 5/5/13.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,907 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
In Another World by SergeantPixie reviews
"He never tells her that it's going to be okay, because the both know it won't be, never again."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,973 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Opposites Know Best by cullenluver12 reviews
Sequel to "Opposites Attract Babe" So they're together, even though they're complete opposites inside. But now they're in college... with the rest of the clan. How's a girl to survive with her crazy friends in college?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,648 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Game of Hearts by youdontknowjacques reviews
Bella works for Edward at a law firm. What starts out as a rough relationship could turn into more. But will either of them stop getting in their own way? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,481 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by EnchantedbyTwilight reviews
Inspired by Stay by Sugarland. Bella is introduced to Edward and immediately feels the electricity. Unfortunately, Edward is married. Bella becomes THAT girl, the 'other' woman. Will she be strong enough to let him go or will she get lost in Tanya's shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The game of temptation! by JMEHL55 reviews
Rose is bored and wants Dimitri...BAD! But what happens when it becomes a game? Will Dimitri be able to handle what Rose has in store?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Reflections of Us by Caranina reviews
The first time Naruto sees Gaara, he sees himself reflected in those eyes as they stared through the window. GaaNarGaa with some Kaka/Iru. yaoi.This story is rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,347 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
His Hungry Eyes! by Edward'sCutie reviews
Bella is living with her father Charlie in Forks, Washington and she starts getting a very interesting type of attention from none other than Edward Cullen. What will happen when Edward finally gets Bella alone? Will she accept his animalistic behavior?MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,534 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
Cocktails at Eclipse by twilightladies reviews
What is she still doing here? They shouldn't be together anymore—she should be gone. She's persistent—I'll give her that—digging her claws in so we can't get near them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 186,767 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
When Players Collide by maggieishere reviews
Bella has a secret she needs to get away from. She goes to college where she meets Edward Cullen, the player but what if Bella doesn't exactly believe in relationships either. Drama, college, clubbing, romance, secrets! Rated M for future lemons! Possessiveward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Family by Syrenmoon reviews
Bella swan is about to find out the identity of her online friend, but what will happen when she discovers that he is the school football captain that she has spent the last 5 months trying to avoid. All human, E/B Em/R J/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,651 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Movie Night by alexxxandria reviews
The week is such a drag when you have movie night with your man-whore best friend to look forward to. AH/CANON/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Bella, Edward
Emotionally Frozen by CookieDoughMonster reviews
He couldn't be serious, could he? "Marry Me?" he said "Excuse Me?" I replied. I barely even knew him and he me. "It wasn't a request, it was an order. MARRY ME! Or else you know consequences can be severe.". How does one reply to that? AH AU E/B OOC - To be continued seperately
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,847 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20143 - Favs: 13,108 - Follows: 5,441 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Black Silk Tie by sospecial21 reviews
Edward Cullen is a 28 year old billionaire with a taste for pleasure and pain. Bella just happens to get a job with his company and things get pretty interesting from there. Adult themes, AH AU, Bella and Edward and some d/s relationship...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 215,058 - Reviews: 3515 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
City of Secrets by PriceX3Jayme reviews
This is City of Bones, except in Jace's POV. Sort of like Midnight Sun for Twilight :D I hope you enjoy it. It took me a lot of work just writing the first chapter.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,329 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/5/2010
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today by Badass Hathaway reviews
Rose wakes up to have one of the worst days ever. Everything about this day just pisses her off - so how will see handle it? Staff of St Vlad's fear for you life. Includes epic Novice vs. Guardian war and a special guest appearance from Stanna Montana!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Forgetting Him by Badass Hathaway reviews
How will Rose forget Dimitri once he leaves? Rose is strong and refuses to cry and mope. She turns to training as a mean to cope. What happends when she is assigned a new mentor? A hot, sexy new Mentor.. What happends when Dimitri eventually comes back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,706 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
Make a Wish by Dr. Witch reviews
The trouble starts with my 15th birthday. I wished Edward Cullen would kiss me. Not a bad wish. I mean who doesn't want the popular cute jock to kiss them. Only problem, Edward had a girlfriend. His girlfriend happened to be my best friend.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,805 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13457 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 3,420 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19368 - Favs: 8,585 - Follows: 6,615 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Personal Possession by MyBabyBlues reviews
Bella Swan is kidnapped from her monotonous life by rich & reclusive Edward Cullen who has fallen in love w/her from afar. Can she overcome her anger & fall in love & can they both learn from their mistakes? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,713 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Come Skip Through the Field of Flowers With Me by Watching from a Window reviews
After the Uchiha massacre, when she passes him by the bridge, instead of walking off Naruto becomes friends with Sasuke. They become really close and help sort each other's problems out. How will this change the plot? Femnaru most probably will Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14909 - Favs: 9,426 - Follows: 5,340 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beauty & the Beast by edward4ever91 reviews
Edward Cullen is a arrogant,heartless businessman,Bella swan is sold by his father as a mistress to Edward..will bella be able to change him by her love... I'm no good at summary, but please Read & Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,697 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3003 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
I'm in love with a mobster: Dating by emily007 reviews
Isabella Swan had no idea about Edward Cullen, mafia leader. That is, until she gets caught up in it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 59 - Words: 48,231 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Clary Cinderella by x0PrimexRose0x reviews
A Cinderella twist...Clary is one of the few shadow hunters living life in the mundane world...will a ball in Idris lead her to meet her Prince Charming...she has never met him in person...so she thinks. What happens if after a twist of events this Princess would rather not be found? Clary&Jace. [COMPLETE]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,371 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Jace in Love by GrimmSistah reviews
When Jace spots the new girl Clary not drooling over him like the rest of girls in his junior class, he sets out to figure out how to get her to like him. Rated T for language.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Dark Elixir by MoneyTunes10 reviews
Manipulative, obsessively possessive Edward wants Bella...just not yet...and he is going to teach her an unforgettable lesson for her defiance. AH, AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,034 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
Cullen Elite by Dannyl211 reviews
Edward Cullen is the bad boy with a loaded gun and is head of Cullen Elite, a major mafia organization in Seattle, and he wants something that he can't have.Bella Swan is the daughter of Seattle's Police Commissioner and is tired of being the good girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,515 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Lost souls by GoldenChainsXO reviews
Edward is a media playboy, he's slept with all the top celebrities. What happens when he sleeps with Bella swan and ruins her career? Bella's life spirals into one of drugs and alcohol to numb the pain. Will she be able to get her life back on track? Will she ever see the man who ruined her life again? Drug use. Not quite sure where the story is going so be warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
Wanted: Dead or Alive by CarribbeanLady reviews
A/H. Wyoming Territory, 1868. The roving bandit Cullen has many secrets about his past life and a dangerous career of choice, yet Isabella feels like she knows him. Behind his dark eyes lies a secret that Isabella fears changed the man forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,975 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Pirate's Love by xCuteWithoutThe.E reviews
Bella runs away on a ship were she poses as a man with her cousin when they are attacked by pirates. Will it be love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,709 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leaf and Sand by koshemi reviews
Where Konoha's number one unpredictable Kunoichi meets Gaara of the Sand at the Chuunin Exams . [femNaruto!xGaara]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,213 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara, Naruko U. - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10906 - Favs: 5,588 - Follows: 5,850 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hot Mess by Pbroken reviews
Bella & Edward are firefighters who hate each other & when Chief Swan decides to retire early,they both set out to win over the crew & gain his position,but when they fight fire with fire,the heat will change everything.AU/AH Mean Dirty Edward&Tough Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,804 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That Listless Feeling by Calamity in Motion reviews
Idris has fallen. Valentine has risen to power and spared Clary's life for her gift. Unfortunately that makes her of interest to his son, and her true brother, who has taken it upon himself to twist her into something they can use. Warning: Incest
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,677 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Clary F.
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,935 - Reviews: 7358 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 4,171 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Love: A Story about Rose and Dimitri by hungrycookiemoster reviews
Updated Summary: This story takes place two years after SK. Dimitri and Rose have decided to visit his family in Russia. This is how Blood Promise should have gone if Dimitri was never turned into a Strigoi. Rose's POV only.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,096 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7793 - Favs: 8,325 - Follows: 9,936 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Everlasting by citygirl09 reviews
After blue moon. Damen has been acting wierd and Ever plans on finding out. But what is ramon doing back and part does he have in it?
Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Ever B., Damen A.
The Public's Angels by MayMayRosee reviews
New York's most wanted robber, Jace Wayland, can steal money from banks and anything else he wants. Right now, he wants a girl, Clarissa Fray. Can he steal the money and her heart? Or will he go to jail and be broken hearted?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,005 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
The Impasse by BittenInCA reviews
Bella Swan is the Editor in Chief of a successful magazine, life for her is simple and content until Edward Cullen takes the helm at Cullen Publishing and becomes her new boss turning her world upside down. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,831 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Ugh, Cullen by Seraphie17 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,456 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dead Black Roses by linkkinparkk reviews
She believed they were meant to be together, but he deserted her regardless. She was left to pick up the pieces and resented him for letting her down. When they are reunited years later, it's going to take more than an apology for the trust to return.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,609 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Love Of My Brothers by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
Original Story by Celestial Kitten16! After meeting the Sand Siblings, Naruto goes home and finds a huge surprise waiting, how will he take it when he finds out he still has a family? But Naruto himself is also hiding a secret too, he is really a she! Can she handle not only four older brothers but also the Chunin Exams and what this about her mother being alive!FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Taken by a Killer by bellamelodia reviews
12 year-old Isabella Swan was kidnapped by 18 year-old Edward Masen after he murders he father. He claims to love her, and will do anything for her, but will she ever get what she wants most? Darkward/Bella AU/AH Adopted from Helperwithstories-Twinerd124
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Something Worth Fighting For by foreveryoungfighter reviews
Edward Masen: Rising star, Number 3 leight weight boxer and ontop of the world...with a dark past. Bella Swan: Leading reporter at a dead end Newspaper who has always had to fight. How will Bella react to her first huge story: Edward Masen. ON TEMP HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,319 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Bella, Edward
All's Fair When Love Is War by MarineLullaby reviews
Clary and Jace have hated each other since High School, but everything changes the morning after the night of their college graduation. "You know what they say, Clary; all's fair when love is war." Let the battle commence. AH and a little OOC. R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,794 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
There are much worse games to play by KimboLee Cullen reviews
You thought the only game they played in the Arena was life and death? Well you're wrong.Cato becomes fixated on Katniss and her spitfire attitude,but who wouldnt?Its a game of Cat and mouse between the two as the number of tributes in the arena go down
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Of Guitars and Motorcycles! by PsychoSammii reviews
Rose is kicked our of her mom's house and moves in with Lissa and her boyfriend Christian. All is going well. Until Christian's Russian brother comes to stay. And he's just out of jail for murder? He's a cocky badass who thinks women worship him! VERY OOC
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,423 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Soldier X by Gleena reviews
Major Isabella Swan, army psychologist, is swiftly climbing the ladder of success when a confidential letter and a clandestine meeting change everything. Her newest patient proves to be the most challenging question in her new life. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Who Knew? by AlKerr reviews
Sex. Drugs. Alcohol. It was all Rose Hathaway knew, until one wild night when her life changed forever. Now, living with her strict, controlling father, Rose is trying to escape a cocky Russian womanizer who is set on opening her tragic past. OOC/AH
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 178,578 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
loving the Enemy by twilightKC reviews
What happens when your dad is the most feared mob leader but then dies. Bella his only child is made leader of the Swan mafia what happens when he wants you to join the enemy for her own saftey in his will.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,802 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,990 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mafia Mistress by rayne 24 reviews
"Finally she was mine and I relished in the feeling. No longer did I have to fear the what if's or maybe's. She belonged to no one else except me and until the day I breathe my last, she will be all I needed. My Mafia Queen." AH/OOC. NO UNDER 18's PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,769 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Vindicated by JacklynnFrost reviews
Bella is kidnapped and given to Edward who is a son of the Volturi Crime family, which makes their money through human trafficking. Mafia, mob, some violence, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 138,013 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Darkness by tahlullahbelle reviews
Those damn Volturi. I swear on Charlie's grave I'm going to kill every last one of them! That's the second shipment they've swiped from me. Maria is starting to lose faith and every other reputable cartel that I do business with is too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,264 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Only Thing by ironbutterfly25 reviews
When Valentine snatches Clarissa from Jocelyn and brings her with him back to Idris, he notices a change in his dark son, Jonathan Christopher. Jonathan and Clary creates a strong bond together and Valentine can't tell if this is good or not for his plan.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,120 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Clary F.
A One Night Stand Adopted by RoseTylertheWolf reviews
Bella is 23 years old, and still a virgin. Frustrated she decides to get rid of her virginity and ends up sleeping with Edward Cullen, the most dangerous Mafia boss. What happens when Edward wants Bella? Now Adopted by PossesedByEdward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,502 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kismet by MarineLullaby reviews
Clarissa Morganstern is running. An apparent chance meeting puts her on the radar of fellow Shadowhunter Jace Wayland, but can he and his family set aside their pride long enough to see someone in real need rather than just Valentines daughter? R&R please
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,821 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Mi Amigo by Cosmic Monster reviews
When Your best friend finally comes home after four long years, you kinda expect their undivided attention. So what can you possibly do when he introduces his blonde, busty, bitchy, girlfriend from hell? You terminate her.*Lemons,alcohol and rock n' roll*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,148 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
All The Right Moves by laughdancebelieve reviews
He's the player. She's the dancer. When Bella arrives at her new school she quickly finds out it's like no other. But what happens when two totally different people are forced together? This would be something they would never forget... ALL-HUMAN COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,647 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show Me What I'm Looking For by frankfart101 reviews
Coach Swan's daughter, Bella Swan is new in town. As she start's to grow accustomed to the small town of Forks she suddenly finds herself victim to the town's bad boy and football star./ Possessive Edward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Underneath it all by Angel-Magic-Symphony reviews
Bella & Edward know how to get under each others skin, a week in detention, two months of working on a romeo/juliet project while surpressing certain feelings leads to a lot of tension, flirting and asking themselves why they hate each other. -work in prg
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,073 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Life Goes On by theaceofgrace reviews
PLEASE READ! Rose is the strigoi slayer, but is not Dhampir, Moroi, or human. Full summary inside. I couldnt think of a title, so it will probably change later on. PLEASE PLEASE READ!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Rose H.
Howl by TheMusiicJunkiie reviews
Around Prohibition.Edward is a 20s gangster.He's dangerous and handsome while poor bella is the police chief's daughter and his own victim.Who would think that she would get abused by her father.Will edward bring her into his world and save her from hers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,646 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7634 - Favs: 5,073 - Follows: 3,525 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mafia Princess by verucasin reviews
All human. OOC. He is the mob boss that wanted to rekindle what they had. She is the daughter of the rival mob that recently accepted her fate. Will uniting together be the answer to all their problems? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,865 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Ever After by haileygrl reviews
When Ever & Damen try so hard to stay together, all is lost. Haven and Ava are both immortal. Ever gives up everything to fix the break with Damen. New immortals appear, are they working with Roman or just trying to start a new life?
Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Damen A., Ever B.
The Ultimate Struggle by LaadyBelikov reviews
This is what you call survival of the fittest. Its the ultimate challenge for Rose, battling the best of the best. Dimitri included. Sorry for the stupid summary not good at these ! :P Read though !
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,401 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
A Favor by Yaoi Addicts Anonymous reviews
What's a boy to do when he promises to bring a hot date home but can't actually deliver? Why, 'nicely' convince his best friend to do him a favor of course! But it's not as easy as they thought it would be to pretend, nor is it all fun and games. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,065 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Black Velvet by jarethstwilighteyes reviews
Set in 1780.Edward is Charles Swans landlord. Charles is behind on his debt, and in order for him to stay out of Jail, Edward wants his daughter to marry him.Please read. Dominate/Lustful Edward.Author of "Someday you'll marry me" Read and Review Please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,566 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Thunderbolt by Dearlybeloved'93 reviews
*Warning: Hiatus will be active January 29th, 2013. See profile page for details. He was the son of New York city's most dangerous crime lord. She was the Capo's daughter.-Twilight set in The Godfather universe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,226 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Edward, Bella
Everyone Else by E's My Brand Of Heroin reviews
I always thought marriage was forever. It's not something I take lightly. Rose and I always joked about how people got divorced because they were "not happy" anymore. Our response? "Well get happy." Even if it means having an affair?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,788 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Elusively Yours by GemmaH reviews
Edward Cullen has just one rule for his sex life: The moms he picks up in the schoolyard have to be involved with someone else. It's the perfect system, until he meets Bella Swan. He thought that he set the terms, apparently nobody thought to tell Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,955 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kissed By Royalty by Premus reviews
Being dumped was NOT how Fuji envisioned his first day in an elite high school would begin. Hurt and confused, he was more than ready leave that school and never come back! Then this mysterious boy with black hair and golden brown eyes came along...
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S.
Mission Impossible by cute and clumsy reviews
Edward is a secret agent, he's transferred to Forks to keep Bella safe, but can he? and why is he suddenly taking this mission more serious than any other mission he's done? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dimitri's Side by xoxAdRiAnIvAsHkOv83xox reviews
This is Vampire Academy from Dimitri's POV i've always wanted to get inside his head so i wrote this i hope you enjoy:-
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,090 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
That First Summer Night by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
Bella and Edward meet in Bella's tree house on the first night of summer to make a list of everything they want to do that summer. They find that they have feelings for each other and spend the summer exploring.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,353 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Replacement Nanny by poppymarie88 reviews
After an unexpected encounter, Bella Swan has no other choice than to accept a job working for the reclusive Edward Cullen. However, the more involved she becomes in his life, the harder he tries to push her out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,472 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Bella, Edward
the new girl by vampyrechik reviews
mostly mortal instruments with some characters from vampire academy. Set with clary/jace still as brother/sister and dimitri still a dhampir
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Jace W., Rose H.
The New Maid by Nicole.Marie.Love reviews
ON HIATUS Bella Swan has found a job as a maid. What happens when she finds her new boss attractive? What happens when he can't help but want to touch ad tease her? Oh, and her new boss just happens to be Edward Cullen. im kinda bad at summaries
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Maid Service? by ImThatRumour reviews
Living the rich life of the pretty boy actor, there is nothing that Edward Cullen wants for, he can have it all. All except perhaps, the maid? AH Disclaimer- Names and couplings to Stephanie Meyer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,556 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
DropDead Gorgeous by Zmeyette reviews
Rose is the only one of her kind. She is ruthless and tough-Strigoi fear her. Many Moroi and dhampir are in quest to find out who she is but she's not going to let that happen. Full Summary inside. Please READ and REVIEW. rated M. CONTINUED
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 144,826 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Isabella by DistrictThirteenTribute reviews
Isabella lost her parents when she was a child and now has to put up with her demanding stepmother and stepsisters. The Cinderella story using Twilight characters. Please read, MUCH better summary inside. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,849 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Dumb, Stupid, Pathetic, ect by Naty17 reviews
You know the story; Haruhi is an honor student at Ouran Academy, but everything changes when she meets the Host Club, and they struggle to keep her gender a secret. But what if Tamaki never found out she was a girl? Discontinued, and up for adoption.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,467 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Haruhi F.
Haunted By The Rain by SelfHatredIsCommonEnough reviews
His legs felt like lead as he ran, why couldn't he catch up? Why couldn't Fuji hear his calls? A Thrill Pair Fic, multi-chapter, FujiRyo
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S.
Lies of the Soul by knicnort3 reviews
Edward and Ben grew up together, closer than best friends. They relied on each other for everything and told every secret -or did they? After a devastating secret tears them apart, years later Edward meets Bella and feels a connection to her that he only felt with one other person. What is Bella's link to Ben, and how will Edward react when he finds out? AH, AU, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pale Shelter by CarvedKid reviews
Bella has always liked the handsome Edward Cullen. Only she soon realizes that the closer she gets to him, the more it unravels the unnerving & dangerous obsession he has for her. Can they be together despite his overbearing obsession?/DarkEd. COMPLETED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 119,825 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Of The Boys by paperairplanes reviews
Bella has always been one of the boys...but what happens when she decides she wants more? What if she wants to be one of the girls.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Sexy Bad Boy by INeedUrLove reviews
Isabella Swan belongs to Jacob Black but what if one night she bumps into Sexy Bad Boy Edward Cullen. Her whole world could change at that one moment.Placed in New York City. The big Apple!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,174 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
A River Between by WildRedPoppies reviews
Privileged English heiress Isabella Swan suddenly loses everything, including her family's prized book collection. When son of rival family Edward Cullen acquires the collection and offers her a job, she is in no position to refuse. A tentative friendship based on their mutual love for books grows complicated as they enter into an arrangement—she wants the books back; he wants her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,173 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
Italian Ice by aesirborn reviews
After leaving Forks for an Italian boarding school, Bella returns for her senior year of High School. But things get complicated. Fast. Alec/Bella. Being revised as of 2/24/2012
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,944 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Alec, Bella - Complete
WaSel by Docholiday024 reviews
In the business world, none is smoother than Edward Cullen. He is CEO of WaSel the largest company on the west coast. But he is losing himself, Can one woman make a difference?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
Naru: Konoha No Kurohouseki by element1988 reviews
Female Naruto story. Different beginning for Naruto in Konoha. femNaruto x Sasuke Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,221 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Guide to Life for Beginners by hecate0o reviews
One afternoon practice at Rikkai, the regulars saw a girl who's about to jump from the rooftop. This is the start of their never-ending story. They saved her and taught the suicidal girl the joy of living while stopping her from killing herself.Fem Ryo
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/2/2011 - E. Ryoma, Rikkaidai
Valentine returns! by optimisticbutneverquiteelegant reviews
Valentine returns back from the dead to find Clary. He says he only wants to get to know his daughter, but is that all he wants or is he planning on making a warrior of Clary? R&R! Sorry, about the lame title!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Clary F., Valentine M.
Mile High Club by Babypeach16 reviews
Bella is a stewardess on Volturi Air, and after a bad break-up with Captain Mike, she sees no harm in an in-flight hookup with a bronze-haired stranger. Two years later, will her past come back to bite her, or are she and Flyward meant to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,389 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Patriot Hearts by wendylou reviews
In colonial America, farm girl Bella would rather play in the wilderness than behave like a young lady. Edward is the son of a rich landowner and very proud. An unlikely romance unfolds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,873 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
New Beginnings: A Shadow Kissed Alternative Ending by crazyvampirefan reviews
Okay so I decide to write an alternative ending to Shadow Kissed I think it's going to be really good. R&R. flames will be laughed at! ; Kayla!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,227 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Incoherency by yuesui reviews
Fuji has the face of an angel and the heart of a sadist. Echizen has the face of a sadist and, it seems, the heart of an even bigger sadist. Thrill pair. RyoFuji
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/5/2011 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S.
Sold by clouds will open for me reviews
Renee sells her daughter to Edward. "I would have to face the facts: I was going to lose my virginity to a man I had only known for a few hours. It would be no act of love but rather a lesson in learning. Edward had to prove to me who I belonged to.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Indebted for Life by YouMakeMyDreams27 reviews
All Human. One minute Bella is a highschool student who has never had a boyfriend and the next dark popular Edward is calling full ownership rights to Bella. Darkward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,119 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Step Right Up by FoxxyJ reviews
Quiet Bella Swan ends up the newest member of The Volturi Bros Circus. Friendships unfold as she discovers herself. Edward Cullen has never had to keep his hands to himself, until now. Will the charming trapeze artist control his desires? EXB OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 122,665 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mob Life by Alice Cullen223 reviews
HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Mob Lies by Alice Cullen223 reviews
HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Who's Your Papi? by FetlifeAtTwilight reviews
Every political figure has their skeletons and this Senator just likes to play Daddy. Enter the call girl, a woman who gives men exactly what they want. A Fetlife At Twilight Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Loving Isabella by Th3 VaMpIr3's ShAdOw reviews
Stood up at the altar Bella tries to figure out her next move but what if her next move involve the most hated of them all Enma aka the GRIM REAPER which is better know as Edward Cullen. OOC. Normal paris not good at summaries read the 1st ch later lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Second chance by vampiregirl2808 reviews
Bellas life fell apart after Eward e dosen't talk to her friends,never leaves the house, and rarely eats. She still thinks he's out there so she goes to his meadow, but when she gets there she's in for a surprise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Demetri
One of the Boys by thelemonobsession reviews
Bella has always been "One of the Boys" and she also happens to be in love with her best friend, Edward Cullen. Bella thinks that Edward only sees her as a friend or at least that's what she thinks… So what happens when she trades her shoes for heels?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,167 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Prince Vs Princess by BlondeHairBlueEyes14 reviews
Meet The royal Families from different parts of Idris. What happens when Clary and Jaces parents want them to court eachother , Clary is going to do whats she told...kinda. Let the chaos begin Rated T for language.On Hiatus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Crossfire by trepidant reviews
Bella was two weeks away from her high school graduation. She had her whole life spread out in front of her. And then Edward Cullen brought a gun to school. AH. Rated M for Violence, Language and future Lemons **ON HIATUS**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,854 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Gone & Empty by Italian Boy Lover reviews
Edward leaves bella in the forest. sam finds her and is on his way back to the house when no other than Demetri Volturi shows up and sweeps bella back to Italy.What happens? read and find out. This is my first fanfic Rated M for later chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Bella, Demetri
She's Leaving Home by Creepofthecentury reviews
Bella Swan has been abused by her drunken father ever since he killed his wife. Years later, she finally runs away, stealing his money. She flies away to a place Charlie wouldn't suspect. Forks, Washington, where she's picked up by some Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Everything You Do by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
Bella Swan is almost finished Art School, and one of her last projects involves painting a nude person. This person, just so happens to be a gorgeous man named Edward Masen. Can Bella take the heat? LOTS OF LEMONY GOODNESS. Formerly "Criminal Love".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Beauty of the Dark by Avery Leigh reviews
-Mobward- Edward Masen managed to climb the ladder of the underworld to become the youngest mob boss in the city. He meets Bella Swan, a shy bookworm working part-time, in one of his clubs and becomes determined to have her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,758 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
Beneath the Surface by RainyNightSilhouette reviews
AU FemRyo! Ryoma is dropped off in Japan to polish her talents. Can she find her potential in Shinsei Academy and in her 9 new male housemates? Can the present be her savior or will the her past be too strong? Full summary inside.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,088 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - E. Ryoma
The Black Dragon by Valse De La Lune reviews
Bella defied the arrogant Edward. He will not forget her. She will be his sacrifice, he will make her his prisoner, and he will make her his, after all, he is the most feared. He is known as The Black Dragon. All Human. Dark. Medieval
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,713 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Begging for Mercy by LostGetFound reviews
Set a while after City of Glass. Jace and Clary. Fluff and fighting. Jace flew forward, tackling the demon and throwing the knife from its hand. He punched the demon hard in its face, effectively breaking its nose. "I. Told. You. Not. To. Touch. Her."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,827 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Poor little Barmaid by joeybabii reviews
Bella and Rosalie move to L.A for a fresh start. Starting at Price university together. Bella needs a job...a bar job. Will a acertain Darkward make an appearance and help the "Poor little barmaid" out? REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,777 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Fighter And His Muse by Tanay.Smith reviews
Jace is boxer and Clary is the new, mysterious employee at the gym. She has a past somewhat similar to Jace's and he's going to figure it out. Jace has a big fight coming up and with Clary there's more than just money at stake. All Human. HIATUS.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,364 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Secrets from the Russian Mafia by Lila8171997 reviews
Jessica and Bella uncover one of Edward's deadly and most carefully guarded secrets. Bella ends up ditching Jessica and going with Edward on the impulse of her heart. Will she have made the right choice? All human. Rated M, to be safe cause I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Turf Wars, Caught in the Middle by LillyJo reviews
A threat forces Bella to move in with Mobster/Father Charlie. Edward works for him. What happens when a turf war between Billy and Charlie puts Bella in danger. Will Edward be the one to get her out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,555 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7063 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Force of Tides by KittyTylz reviews
Bella ticks off a psychic and lands herself in deep water. Literally. Cursed; she's sent back to an unknown time and finds herself stuck there. Alone in a strange place Bella is captured by an infamous, dark and sexy pirate, who appears to be very possessive of her. Can he get her off her high horse? And does he have a secret too? AU/Pirateward/LostConfusedBratella TempHiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,871 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12371 - Favs: 9,444 - Follows: 4,180 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Check Me In by Litoria reviews
Bella starts her job at a 5* hotel in Seattle. What happens if Edward comes to check in? Will he also check into her heart? AH/Canon Pairing/future lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,517 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Mafia Boss by ooojay reviews
Isabella meets Edward Cullen, mafia boss at a club. They hit it off. How long will it take Bella to find out what Edward is? Will she still have feelings for him? Will she be scared? Rated M,LEMONS & Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
My Fake Boyfriend by Tombspike reviews
As best friend of one Rosalie Cullen, it's paramount I date...her brother. Rated M for dirty dreams. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Wolf Style by baby-kitsune9 reviews
he was a metamorph-a geneticly engeneered half human half wolf. She was a lonely girl with a broken heart. She offered to give him a home and give him what he needed. he was bred for love and companionship. and she was just so damn sweet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 59,513 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Naruko U., Kakashi H.
Agent 00hot by maxandmo reviews
Edward, is a hot F.B.I. Agent who is immediately drawn to Bella, the Parole Officer, who happens to be a magnet for ridiculous situations. Rated M for bad words and lemons. AH/Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,833 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Challenging Humanity by mehek18 reviews
Bella Swan is mute and new to Forks High School. Edward Cullen is the popular, but sweet, captain of the Varsity team. Bella hides away from attention, but what happens when she catches the eye of the captain and his friends? AH AU CANON. Now ALL EDITTED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,696 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Ex by Lis123 reviews
Bella used to date a cocky jerk name Edward Cullen. Being a year since the spilt she thought she would never have to see him again. However, she soon realizes just how wrong she is when she meets her roommate's new boyfriend. ALL HUMAN BPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Roommate by Laroli reviews
Continuation of the O/S 'Need a Little Help'. Bella and Jacob have been together for years, but when aspects of their relationship fizzle out she gets a little 'help' from Jacob's sexy roommate Edward. But it can only be a one time thing. Right? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,908 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Life, Love, and the Mafia by lionlovesthelamb17 reviews
About three things I was sure: first, Edward was not only part of the mafia but he was the mafia boss-second, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him and he with me-and third, there was a part of him that wouldn't let me go, ever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,226 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confused by Lost-in-Thought-15 reviews
Alec calls Jace and gives him a message that sends him running to Clary's room. What happened? COMPLETE.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
From Six to Eternity by GothicPink562 reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends for as long as they remember. When the grow older and their feelings change, how will this effect their relationship? Truth or dare, humor and all the trimmings! All human, Rated T. 4996 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,297 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
All's Fair in Love and Revenge by chelle131623 reviews
It is the week before school lets out and the senior novices decide it is time to declare war on their soon to be former teachers. Funny and hot! Rated M just in case. First FanFic, hope you like. Please read and review
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,118 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Crossroads by RideTheGlitterDick reviews
Edward, a sexy, smart, and judgemental author,is teaching Bella's English class. Bella, a freelance tattooed badass, finds him irresistible. Sexual tension is quick to erupt, but how can opposites attract? Bella's determined to show him how to live. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Only in Dreams by ohthewarmth reviews
Adrian can't help but visit Rose in her dreams, and the more he does the more she’s drawn to his charm. Will Rose have the strength to resist him once tragedy strikes and the things they love most are taken away?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,239 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Rose H., Adrian I.
Welcome to Hell by Twilight1rox reviews
Emo Edward accidently killed girlfriend by drunk driving and now is suicidal. Bella is a sweet girl with an issue. Both end up in hell,aka an asylum.Can love blossom in such terrible circumstances & can they help each other to survive in such a bad place?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,145 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6795 - Favs: 9,717 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wicked Angel by DevilishPleasures reviews
I am Edward Cullen and I have a deadly secret: I am a hit man. My new target: Isabella Newton. With the help of my friends, we plan the crime of the century. What the hell am I going to do when she becomes more than my target and becomes my life...?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,618 - Reviews: 3372 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let The Games Begin by sweetcrimefighter reviews
The Cullens and Hales decide to play a little game called truth or dare. How does the seemingly boring Isabella Swan get involved in this? Plenty of humor! Rated M for language and future chaps. Please read and tell me what you think, thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Games by Polarbear XD reviews
Rose and the gang play truth or dare 1 shot
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Tempt Me by Hannah Writes R reviews
Jacob finds the girl he's always been looking for, but she won't be easy to reel in. Jake and the pack deal with the toils of trying to win her over, without falling prey to her charm, or maybe that's exactly what Jacob will do...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,876 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Camp Cullen rewrite by chefgirl4622 reviews
Bella was into a lot of bad things before getting sent to C.C. An abusive bootcamp run by vampires.But her behaviour changed when she met Edward. They fell in love, and everything seemed to be great. Until her past caught up with her...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,414 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Promise Bound by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
What happens if Rose is fast enough and is able to shield Dimitri from the attack in the caves? What if it means she was taken instead? This is the entire fourth book with a twist...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 66,546 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
STRIVING THROUGH STRUGGLES by ajwa reviews
she is cocky, stubborn, talented in ways more than one. However, behind that cold exterior she is kind and caring and wants to be rescued. Her mother is charming, but is it a pretence or the real her.she is 12 and is confused as a boy.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Fuji S., E. Ryoma
Genius by wintersalad reviews
"Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration." As a girl fighting against numerous obstacles, Ryoma will show Seigaku just how Edison defines tennis.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,622 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - E. Ryoma
Love Changes Things by Nessie96 reviews
Bella's mom and dad died when she was 10 and ever since then she has been a slave.She has never trusted anyone.Until one day a handsome bronze haired man with gold eyes came by and bought her. Will she realize that love is in the equation? M for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,830 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
not interested by thelipstickdoodler reviews
bella was friends with edward, shes ugly and he hates her now, what happens when bellas leaves and comes back drop dead gorgeous? what happens when edward tries to get his hands on new bella? language and lemons. must read
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6050 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wanted! by creatorofmyownaction reviews
World seems to revolved around one news lately, "The Bronze Haired Killer", Bella, not like others, isn't bothered by the news of the mysterious guy who's currently MIA. Well...Until, he shows up in her house, or, to be specific, her room.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,396 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Working with the enemy by Mega-Twilight-fan1991 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Edwards the school player and Bella despises him. What happens when there forced to work together on a school project? All human, normal pairings, kinda OOC! rated m for bad language, just incase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,274 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mrs Cullen and the Chicago Outfit by EricTheNorthman reviews
Bella finds herself in trouble with the mob, Rose helps set Bella on a path that promises to fix her problems yet could be more destructive emotionally than she ever imagined. We have Bella, the mob, Vegas, an unsuspecting Edward and a shotgun wedding! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,824 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Dancer by ScorpionsAngel2009 reviews
Edward is a lonely wealthy rancher and vetenarian. Bella is a lovely, and talented young woman with an extraordinary gift. I own NOTHING reguarding Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 71,938 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Night Errand by butterburfieldfairy reviews
It is amazing how one night can change your life. And for Clary, what started out as a simple errand for the King turns into a fight for survival. Because someone is out to kill her, and he's hired the best assassins the magical world could offer! AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,925 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Broken Guns and Broken Hearts by jmdbryan reviews
Meet Edward. He's rich and domineering. He has a secret. He is the top mobster in the world. Meet Bella. She is the top FBI agent assigned to catch Edward. His henchmen capture her. What will happen when their two lives clash together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Just Driving Thru by melonscraps reviews
Somewhat insecure Bella is miserable working at McDonalds, till one day Edward comes through the Drive Thru. What happens when she starts thinking of him as his visits increase? Funny, Romantic, Lemony Goodness! AH BxE Updates Weekly
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,242 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Perfect Love by Robicorn reviews
Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,606 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Stalker of My Heart by Psycholips reviews
Edward Cullen, next in line to be mafia boss wants shy Bella Swan. And he always gets what he wants. Even if she thinks he's a creepy stalker. Very dark Edward but sweet at the end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
bad girl gone good? by I.LOVE.DIMITRI.B reviews
he came running at us yelling to the man that had my shirt of and was know leaning around to take of my bra.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Seek Not My Heart by soulspirit18 reviews
Bella is transformed and no longer wanted by Edward.She is requested for a visit by the Volturi.A lone soul gains her heart, but will he ever allow her to gain his. Better summary inside, rating may change to M.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,369 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Alec
The School Dance by xxLostxLovexx reviews
Jace is mr.popular. and well clary isn't. what happens when the sweet hearts dance comes along? Izzy and Clary are best friends..but will they always be that way? and why is jace in the cause of it?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,335 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
The Untold Story of Adrian's Heart by niicoleelee reviews
Vampire Academy series from Adrian's perspective
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,748 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Adrian I., Rose H.
A Human College Love Story by RozaBaksh reviews
They're all Human.Rose and Lissa start college.Dimitri is the popular player and...Christian is Rose's brother.PLZ READ!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2905 - Favs: 4,174 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Lightbulb Moments reviews
This story takes place after Blood Promise. Rose Finds Dimitri But He Is No Longer A Strigoi But He Isn't Dhampir Either. How Will Rose Cope. Beta'd By Ness Moss
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Elevator Odness by addictedtoOTH reviews
AH. AU. Bella and Alice own the record label that Edward Cullen signs with. What drama ensues when he falls for Bella, will their love get them through anything? Where does the elevator come in?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,185 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009
Things They Forgot To Tell You About College by Do-The-Panic reviews
Bella Swan is a Fresher at U-dub Uni. Add Fresher Reps: 'Spirit Fingers', "Bear Grylls' and 'Southern Comfort' to the equation along with a handful of housemates- Bella is soon faced with the realities of student life! AH, EXB, OOC. Future lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
blossom by ms-ambrosia reviews
Isolated and disheartened, Bella Swan finally starts to feel like she belongs when a young man named James enters her life. But when an unexpected pregnancy leads her back to Forks, she finds that hope blooms in unexpected places. OOC. ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,774 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Girl You Left Behind by katemarie01 reviews
To the world he was Edward Cullen: Hollywood IT Boy. To me, he was my ex boyfriend and to him I was just the girl he left behind. Rated M for Mature Content and Language and future lemons .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,660 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Edward, Bella
His Voice by Swirlingtorments reviews
“I will catch you Bella, you belong to me” I heard his voice echo through the forest. I ripped through the dark forest, running full speed! Edward was after me. I could feel his cold breath on the back of my neck. He would never give up, as never would I
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,547 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 5/9/2008
A Faded Plan by RSGM reviews
This is my story for Blood Promise. Things are all twisted up for Rose. Lissa's in trouble, Adrian is trying to help Rose, and there is a new guardian, and mentor for Rose who is a lot like Dimitri. But everything is not as they seem. Review please!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,727 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009
You've made your bed, now lie in it by Dimka's chick reviews
Dimitri took Tasha's offer and left Rose. But 6 months later Rose and the gang go visit them for the Holidays, Dimitri wants her back, but will she take him back or make him suffer first? Lots of jealousy and payback. This is a Rose and Dimitri story. R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,287 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Truth by LoveTheBoyWithTheBread reviews
Post Hunger Games. Peeta is drifting through life, alternating between crushing depression, and utter numbness, until Katniss comes back into his life. But then someone tries to kill him, and he has to find out who, before it's too late! Peeta's POV.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 109,605 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Gale H., Peeta M.
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5689 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Vampire Academy Games Night by MadeleineRoza reviews
When Rose and Lissa are bored one night they decide to have a games night. Will Dimitri and Rose's secret be discovered? Games e.g Truth or Dare, I never, spin the bottle ect.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Distant Fire by cryptically reviews
Spoilers, rewrite of Dark Flame. Ever's cursed, and the solution to all of her problems is the most dangerous guy she knows. Roman, on the other hand, isn't going to let this opportunity slip away-not before he takes full advantage of it. EverRoman.
Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Ever B.
Till the last Drop of Blood by sammy-emma reviews
Sequal to Till the last bank job, what happens when Mia goes missing. Rose is thrown back into Background investigation to save her, only what are they after? Blood could be the answer in Rose's crazy life along with balancing a relationship with Dimitri
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,533 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Tenisu no Himesama by fiftysixmirrors reviews
What if Echizen Ryoma wasn't the Prince of Tennis, but the Princess of Tennis? FemRyo
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Fuji S., E. Ryoma
Lets play a game by Lovee.Spell reviews
Rose, Dimitri and their friends deside to play games. how far will they take them eg:truth or dare
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Don't You wish You Hit Like a Girl? by NYKIDDO reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella becomes a famous softball player. What happends when the Cullen's show up at one of her games?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by BruiserSkinGirl reviews
Bella is a homeless girl, Edward is a member of organized crime. She's discovered in a dumpster after a hit is carried out by Edward and two others. Will he kill her like he's killed other witnesses? Or will he take her under his wing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,094 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiddnaped at the Bank by Warriorgirl11 reviews
Bella gets off of Work to go to the Bank and meets a mysterious and handsome man. But she doesnt expect to become his hostage and then be some one he kidnaps. What will happen to her? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 31,312 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15835 - Favs: 7,059 - Follows: 3,249 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Car Jumping by chalk and cheese and jam reviews
Charlie arrested Marcus for murder, resulting in his 17 year old daughter; Bella being kidnapped and held hostage by Edward who works for Aro; a brother of Marcus. How will Bella escape imprisionment and i the end will she even want to. Darkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5861 - Favs: 6,132 - Follows: 4,841 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tomorrow by samx5453 reviews
Bella is chosen to pretend to be the billionaire, Edward Cullen's, girlfriend for the holidays. Her vengeful Aunt Lady Hannigan and the situation its self could bring this crashing down on them both. Will either be able to make it through the holidays?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,484 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strong Will by Divine Mercy reviews
Bella is the not always good girl. While Edward is the dangerous mobster from the wrong side of town. when Bella gets herself in trouble after witnessing a murder she has to report to Edward. Will love blossom? Or will Bella get a chance to escape! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Complicated Bliss by jellyjo2014 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends forever. But what happens when Edward accidentally lets it slip that he loves Bella? Please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,431 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Girl is a Cowboy by KatyGirl13 reviews
Bella ran away from her home in Arizona after high school. She now lives with and works for Esme and Carlise, two ranchers who own a booming business used for Hollywood in Montana. But what happens when the famous Edward Cullen comes trotting into town?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,937 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Kiss On The Neck by EricaStar85 reviews
Edward and Bella had always been in love. This is their story full of lemons. The first few chapters are a little mild. However it will get VERY SMUTTY as the story goes on. Also has Vampire Diaries characters Elena, Stefan, and Damon in it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taming the Arrogance by Mss Go reviews
Edward is an arrogant rich boy who moved to Kinston just so he could be a big fish in a small pond. Bella is an innocent bookworm who is drug into his world by her friends. Can Bella tame his arrogant soul & show him true love or will he drag her down? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Kinky Productions Inc by JadedQuill129 reviews
Jace hires Clary Fray as his assistant at Kinky Productions Inc., an adult entertainment company he brought up. But what scares his vice president is the fact that he HASN'T slept with his new found secretary. YET. Straight Alec. SORRY!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Dream To Reality by PreciousAngel204 reviews
All Human. Edward turns sixteen and Emmett forces him to go to a strip club for his birthday. Bella is dared to be a stripper for the night…the same night as Edward's birthday. What will happen when the two meet? Rated M for language, content and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,742 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Till the last bank job by sammy-emma reviews
All human, Rose take's a job over life inprisoment all though prison looks more fun as she is forced to work with her mother and a hunky russian. Her life takes a twist when girls start going missing, and she knows the killer but will anyone believe her?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,748 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Mistress by Isa-Testing123 reviews
What happens when the king of England needs an hier to the thrown and his wife is unable to bear children? He finds someone who can. Enter Isabella Swan: the only daugter in a long line of sons. LEMONS!. Please do not read if you are under 18
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,170 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella
Be My Boyfriend for 5 Minutes by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Bella is miserable at a party where Mike won't leave her alone. She enlists the help of a hot stranger to be her boyfriend. Will their fake love blossom into true love?Maybe M later on. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloodlust by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Bella takes part in a prison pen-pal program to make her monotonous life more interesting. Little does she know, the prisoner she is matched with will change her life in ways she didn't even think possible and show her a whole new side to mankind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Don't Find Me by Rosaa reviews
Bella meets a handsome stranger while she's at the bank. But he might not be who she thinks he is, when he tells her a secret. He's there to rob the bank.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,188 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Blood Type by TheVampireChickSelene reviews
Dimitri Belikov is a sexy, powerful, vampire; and he knows it. His job is to run a coven full of luscious, power hungry blood suckers and to have every mortal female fall to his feet. But will he meet his match in a mysterious new woman, or fall for her.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
The Light To His Darkness by JaspersCherry reviews
Rose is a college student who is forced to work at a bookstore. There she encounters her hot boss, who turns out to be her English TA. What happens when she discovers all is not what it seems with Dimitri? Lemons and BDSM. You have been warned.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
The Life of Bella Swan AKA Anya Grey by caffeineaddict90 reviews
Bella Swan is a member of one of the top elite undercover agencies. She's not one of the best-she is THE best, and the next person on her hitlist is none other than business magnate Edward Cullen. But there's a catch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,575 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12492 - Favs: 7,086 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just in time, Which isn't a good thing by xxwolfybabyxx reviews
*City Of Bones* When Clary's mom calls being panicked, what if clary runs home to find Valentine at her home. Better summery inside. :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Clary F., Valentine M. - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by affarie ava mai reviews
Bella Swan is a hidden criminal. As is Edward Cullen. When she is trapped in his lair after attempting to steal a classic from Francois Boucher, what happens then when the famous Thief of the century falls for the humble trainee... of the rival company?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Sun by Insomniac Wolfie reviews
I have taken on the momentous task of completing Midnight Sun, which is on permanent hiatus. It is the entire story of Twilight, but from Edward Cullen's first-person perspective. I've been told I write like SM, but that's for you to decide...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,755 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Love Of My Life by 25kait25 reviews
Bella never jumps off the cliff but what will happen when Edward finds out about Bella and Jacob's developing relationship? Hopefully, Bella will resist Edward her 'drug' and start a life with Jacob her 'sun'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 34,551 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Point of View by AsheMoon reviews
A short story compilation for the Vampire Academy series featuring favorite or missing moments in the books... told in different character POVs. Canon. CONTAINS SPOILERS.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010
Midsummer Sun by jacksons98 reviews
A Midnight Sun like story with an AU mythological Bella. Loosely follows Twilight only in this story Bella is the mystery. How long would it have taken Edward to figure our that he was falling in love with Bella if Alice hadn't spelled it out for him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,197 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009
Breathe by NixiexGrey reviews
Clarissa Fray got into the college of her dreams: Tisch. She's on her own now without the help of her two loving parents, Luke and Jocelyn, and has no friends to hang out with. Until one day she has a "run-in" at a cafe near her school with two boys.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Clary F., Isabelle L.
Someday You'll Marry Me by jarethstwilighteyes reviews
Like I always say Swan,someday you'll marry me."I scoffed."In your dreams Cullen!" Another Bella vs. Edward story.Please read. I don't own anything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,550 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Magic Spells & Fairytales by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
When Bella Swan's father dies, she has to try and survive, living with her annoying stepmother and stepsister. Of course this fairytale wouldn't be complete without a prince charming to save her, even if he needs some saving, himself... All Human, BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,933 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trials by AsheMoon reviews
Rose Hathaway faces the last step before she becomes a full-fledged Guardian--the year-end trials. Spirit Bound. Canon. COMPLETE.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,556 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
From a FBI Agent to a Crime Boss by ForeverRobnkris reviews
He was a FBI Agent at first then he was trained to become a Notorious Mobster from the beginning, He learns that Captian Charlie Swan sold his only daughter in Protitution for a good 1.5 kilo's of Cocaine, His hate yearns to come out as she rescues
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
Responsibilities by 157yrs reviews
-Complete- In a world where Valentine wins, Clary is held at the mercies of her older, demented brother and his obsession with her surrender. Warning: Disturbing Incestuous Themes
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - [Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.] Valentine M. - Complete
Downfall by Nueemann reviews
*RENAMED FROM UPRISING* Sequel to New Beginnings. Summary Inside. Rated T for Language.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,293 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Dimitri B., Lissa D. - Complete
Do I Love You, or Do I Hate You Baby! by twihardward reviews
Edward and Bella have a love/hate thing going on, and high school is no help. Edward and Bella love to hate each other, but a pushed together due to the fact that Bella is Edward's sister's bff. And Edward is Bella's brother bff "oh my Drama/love/hate/c
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,542 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to college by Klaroline-True reviews
Bella heads off to Dartmouth and soon realises when the player Edward Cullen flirts with her that he isn't giving up without a fight, will his wicked ways win bella over?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
I'm Lovin' It by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
SEQUEL TO TOMBOY BELLA. It's summertime, and gang is planning on going somewhere else in the US for vacation before 4 of them leave for college. Too bad Bella and maybe Emmett and Jasper might have to go somewhere else for the summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella
New Beginnings by Nueemann reviews
An alternate ending to Blood Promise is the prologue, "Dimitri gave Rose the ultimate choice, she chose right". Now, Dimitri and Rose want revenge on the royal families, and they won't stop untill they get it. My first Fanfic, Remember to R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,098 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Playa Ed by pridk reviews
This is a story about a girl named Bella Swan. She is recovering from something in her past and moved away to a new place and to top it all of she has to deal with the all time player Edward Cullen. Great...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,464 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Revenge is Sweet by Mrs.Dimitri Belikov reviews
Dimitri is determined for him and rose not to be togrther. but can he overcome the little green monster when rose and mason get together. what legnth's will rose go to to get Dimitri jelous? and what happens when he finally cracks?M in last chapter
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
What Ever it Takes by NYKIDDO reviews
When Bella moves back to Forks to live with her dad and brother she falls in love with her brother, Jacob’s, worst enemy, Edward. Well that hate keep Bella and Edward apart? Or will they do what ever it takes to stay together? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall for You by PantherPrincess123 reviews
After Edward left Bella, she needed out. And she knew the perfect way. The Volturi. But while their, instead of ending her life, does she gain new love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bella, Demetri
Opposites Attract Babe' by cullenluver12 reviews
Bella, with her dyed black hair and converse vs. the forever adored, khaki-wearing Edward. They're polar opposites, sure...But what happens when these two polar opposites are paired for a project? Disclaimer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,994 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11409 - Favs: 11,118 - Follows: 5,796 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All I Never Wanted by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
Bella Swan is the not so proud owner of the most boring life in the world, until she meets her new teacher Mr. Cullen, who turns her life around. Too bad she isn’t allowed to fall in love with him... She's stuck in an impossible situation. All Human BxE T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,199 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enchantingly Beautiful by JamieRae189 reviews
After Edward left a new family moves in, something is different about them as well and Bella knows it. Bella becomes part of the family once she becomes romantically involved with one of the sons. How will Edward deal when he comes back and Bella isnt his
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,687 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella - Complete
Realizations by CatchEmAllEe reviews
It was only a matter of time-and not much of it-before I showed up at your window and begged you to take me back. I'd be happy to beg now, if you'd like" NM23 What if Edward had come back to beg Bella's forgiveness? This is my take. ExB EPOV to "Visitor"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tomboy Bella by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
ALL HUMAN. Bella grew up to be a tomboy with her brothers Jasper and Emmett. When they move to Forks with their dad, Bella, Emmett, and Jasper's lives might get a lot more interesting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 35,174 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella - Complete
Love Me Tender by Moonchild707 reviews
Removed for editing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4796 - Favs: 4,130 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth Behind The Lies by DramaticField reviews
Abe's perspective when he listens to Rose talking to the Belikov's about Dimitri's time with her in the academy before his demise. Setting: Around the middle of BP. Spoiler Alert: Unless you've finished Blood Promise, don't read.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Rose H., Abe M. - Complete
City of Curses by Agnes Cornel reviews
Clary and Jace are looking for Ragnor Fell, who isn't the person he seems to be. Slightly AU, CoG Spoilers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
The Midnight Flower by AsheMoon reviews
Jace and Clary's first kiss in City of Bones. Jace's POV. Canon. One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Father and Daughter by AsheMoon reviews
Rose finds help in her quest to bring Dimitri back in the most unexpected person—her father. Post-Blood Promise events. Canon. One-shot.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Rose H., Abe M. - Complete
Wake the hell up by loveispainn reviews
Rose and demitri get into a heated argument after a short but hot makeout session has demitri once again claiming that it was just mistake and that he should have been more responsible.Rose snaps and demitri learns that he better wake the hell up
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Fight by Feefella reviews
.:D.PoV:. It's time for field experience at St. Vlads and what could be better than the ultimate Student/Teacher showdown? .:from Shadow Kiss:.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
High Noon by rentheadperson reviews
Breaking Dawn from Edward's POV. The T rating IS NOT FOR SAFETY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,408 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
The Cabin by Feefella reviews
.:From Shadow Kiss:. The Cabin scene from Dimitri's POV. Rated M
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,836 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
So Cold by Feefella reviews
Rose finally catches up to Dimitri .:POST Shadow Kiss:..:AU as it was written BEFORE Blood Promise came out!:.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Flight Part 2 by Feefella reviews
The Flight back to the Academy from Dimitri's Point Of View .:From Shadow Kiss:.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Anthem Of Our Dying Day by Feefella reviews
To be alive and dead. To know your days are numbered. To love the one who is coming to kill you... and to awaken as the very monster you were raised to destroy. .:AU as it was written BEFORE Blood Promise came out!:.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Dimitri B. - Complete
The Flight: Part 1 by Feefella reviews
.:From Shadow Kiss:. -D.POV- The plane ride to the Moroi Court leaves Rose feeling like her head is splitting open and Dimitri feeling helpless... Something he really doesn't like.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Hearing by Feefella reviews
.:From Shadow Kiss:. -D.POV- Dimitri knows that Rose didn't just screw up and let Christian get attacked, but he doesn't know why she would lie about it all... And he starts to feel like she is slipping away.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Middle Of The Night by Feefella reviews
.:From Shadow Kiss!:. -D.POV- Dimitri and Rose talk birthdays, the bitter cold, and that bastard Victor Dashkov -First Chapter of Shadow Kiss-
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Secret by Feefella reviews
.:From Frostbite:. -D.POV- Dimitri tells Rose a secret to prove she is mature enough to handle adult things... then Tasha shows up. -Set between The Discussion and The Balcony-
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Resolution by Feefella reviews
.:From Frostbite:. -D.POV- Dimitri finally tells Rose what she means to him... Last chapter of Frostbite...
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Search And Rescue by Feefella reviews
.:From Frostbite:. Dimitri's POV... When a guard is attacked and Rose and four other students are missing, Dimitri realizes just how much he doesn't want to lose her...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Balcony by Feefella reviews
.:From Frostbite:. Dimitri's POV... Dimitri could have Tasha, and Rose could have Mason. But when the time comes, can either one really let go?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Discussion by Feefella reviews
.:From Frostbite:. From Dimitri's POV.... A discussion about Rose's maturity, leaves both Rose and Dimitri more than a little bothered...
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Kiss by Feefella reviews
.:From Frostbite:. Dimitri's POV... Dimitri is trying to teach Rose control... even if she does't want to learn it...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Decision by Feefella reviews
Dimitri doesn't know if staying Lissa's guardian is such a good idea. A question from Tasha might change his life... and his happiness. .:From Frostbite:. Dimitri's POV...
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Ride by Feefella reviews
Small part of Chapter 2 of Frostbite. From Dimitri's POV...
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Trip by Feefella reviews
This is the last half of chapter 17/first half of chapter 18, which is the mall trip and Rose's bench trip. All from Dimitri's POV... Set between Life Lessons and The Spell.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Lie by Feefella reviews
It's the hardest thing Dimitri has ever had to do... ... Last two chapters of VA from Dimitri's POV
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Promises by Aition reviews
Rose set's off looking for Dimitri, what happens when she finds him? Happy times and bad times are bound to begin, but in the end what will be left? found out by reading PROMISES now. set after Shadow Kiss.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,147 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Promises Companion: A series of oneshot scene's by Aition reviews
This will be a series of one-shots that i didn't really go into detail with during Promises, or simple requests by people that have asked me to write them a scene.If you want details read 'chapter 2' and follow the instructions given.Happy read!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
The Spell by Feefella reviews
Dimitri's Point of View. Its the part of Vampire Academy where Rose and Dimitri get hot and heavy due to Victor's little spell.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 589 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life Lessons by Feefella reviews
The last half of Chapter 13, in which Dimitri and Rose talk abut things in their lives. Written Dimitri's point of view..
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Capture by Feefella reviews
.:VAMPIRE ACADEMY FIC:. -One Shot- The first chapter of Vampire Academy from Dimitri's point of view.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Abyssus by NorthernHarrier reviews
After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
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a promise to keep reviews
Naruto was made into a weapon by the Lea village and takes time off to full a promise to protect Sasuke female Naruto X Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
chunin exam reviews
fem Naruto paring NarutoXgaara summery inside disclaimer to all chapters i do not own naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,923 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Yukimura and his princess of tennis reviews
fem ryo parings ryoma and Yukimura and royma summery inside disclaimer to all chapters i do not own prince of tennis
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Yukimura S., E. Ryoma
do over reviews
buffy gets sent to the past by a revenge demon after spike dies
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Buffy S., Spike
the therapist reviews
disclaimer for all chapters Bella a therapy patient and none of the other therapist she's seen have been every much help until she meets a certain Edward Cullen :Edwards still a vampire
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Queen? reviews
bella is the last heir to the la push kindom but is also a hand maid how does that work? disclaimer to all chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Edward