TJ Dragonblade
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Joined 06-08-02, id: 225955, Profile Updated: 07-20-13
Author has written 29 stories for Naruto, and Saiyuki.

I'm TJ. Been writing fanfic for nigh on thirteen years now. Started in Gundam Wing in 2001, moved to Saiyuki in March-ish 2004, and started seriously turning out fic for Naruto early in 2011. A lot of what I've written can't be published here, so if you're of legal age and not opposed to explicit content, please feel free to visit my AO3 account. All my Naruto and Saiyuki fic can currently be found there and I'm in the process of uploading all my old GW material: http:// archiveofourown. org/users/TJ_Dragonblade

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Like they could hide it from a Nara by danicat91 reviews
Everyone assumes Kankurou always comes to Shikadai's birthday party because he's his favourite nephew. That assumption is true enough, but that's not all there's to it...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Kankuro, Sai
Sex Education by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Set 2 years after Kyuubi's attack. Kakashi finds himself enmeshed more and more in a situation that is bound to reveal his feelings to Gai - starting with the insidious premise that he should teach Gai about sex in order to be a good friend. Kakashi x Gai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,732 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
Akatsuki's Labyrinth by danicat91 reviews
Gaara's dual with Deidara ends in his kidnapping. After a day of fruitless searching for her brother, a stranger appears on Temari's balcony and while they talk, somehow Temari finds herself in a strange world where she has to solve a deceptive labyrinth to save Gaara. - Mostly adventure, but contains humor and leads to romance! -
Crossover - Naruto & Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Curry of Love by danicat91 reviews
The war is over and after a whole lot of parties and ceremonies, Naruto gets to go home. He plans to take a break from humankind for a day or two, but he can't refuse Hinata, who comes over and offers to cook for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Next Type of Motion by dansunedisco reviews
KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,679 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 4,167 - Follows: 4,288 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Stability by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
One-shot. What Sai needs most is stability. He broaches the subject with Yamato over dinner. Sai x Yamato.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Sai, Yamato - Complete
Helping Hand by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Drabble. Yamato is drunk. Sai tries to help Yamato sober up and get home safely...with mixed results. Sai x Yamato.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Yamato, Sai - Complete
After All by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
One-shot. After Yamato is rescued at the end of the war, Kakashi comes to visit him. At first, he doesn't want to see Kakashi at all. When Kakashi bares his heart, Yamato changes his mind, and bares his as well. After all this time, they finally understand each other. Yamato x Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Kakashi H., Yamato] - Complete
An Adequate Kiss by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
After the war, Team Seven continues to stay together and run missions. Yamato and Sai are on watch duty while everyone else sleeps. Yamato has a lot on his mind. Sai tries to help. Sai x Yamato.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2013 - [Yamato, Sai] - Complete
To Bloom by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Drabble. Sai's name and the progress he's made.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sai - Complete
Cold by bakemonochrome reviews
Because Sai needs to understand, even if it hurts. Post-war. YamaSai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sai, Yamato - Complete
Frozen by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
One-shot. Kakashi despairs at his inability to tell his feelings to Gai. It seems that happy endings only happen in Icha Icha. Kakashi x Gai. Angst. Now a two-shot: part 2 covers Gai's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Lullaby by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Drabble. A taxing mission leaves Kakashi flat on his back in the snow. Despite all odds, Gai finds him. Gai x Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Turning Over a New Leaf by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
One-shot. Set before the Third Shinobi World War ended. All Kakashi wants to do is go home and forget the festival going on in the village. Gai shows up to ask Kakashi to go to the festival with him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Age of Marvels by justplainrii reviews
Hashirama loses his final battle with Madara, and Konoha is destroyed. But eighty years later, Hashirama is revived, and is recruited by Hatake "Fury" Kakashi, the leader of a resistance movement against the Uchihas. Rechristened "Hokage," Hashirama joins Fury in recruiting other heroes for one final stand against Madara, to avenge his village, and save the world. Avengers AU
Crossover - Avengers & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hashirama S.
Unplanned Incidents by TwinTrouble reviews
Companion fic to 'Unplanned Paternity'. Any drabbles you lot want me to write, this is where they'll go. This is any gaps and silences, any cute baby moments, any bits and peices I missed out in the main story. Send me requests for bits you want. :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,092 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The Samurai and the Oni Girl by Silberias reviews
AU KakaSaku set in Edo-period Japan. Sakura is the descendant of a red-haired foreigner as well as a merchant's daughter. Kakashi is a local samurai who has fallen on hard times, a man whose pride has been broken down to this point. Love comes after.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,644 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Work of Art by Taisi reviews
"If that picture is amazing, it's only because it's a picture of you." And that, Sai decided, as Naruto clutched his present tightly and looked down to hide his eyes, was the beauty of absolute truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
If I Should Die by Cassima reviews
After the war, Duo goes out looking for peace. AU; 2x5; complete.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Duo M., Wufei C. - Complete
Sir Maxwell's Guide to Dragon Hunting by lithle reviews
Sequel to SQHRGP. In which Duo realizes that sometimes the thing you've given up is the thing you need the most, and things, once given up, are not easily retrieved again. 2x5
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,932 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Wufei C., Duo M. - Complete
Work in Progress by Covenmouse reviews
Life might not be anything but a fat rat race, but even rats need a vacation every now and then... so how far do you have to go to get a little time off? 2x5x2, 3x4x3, 1xR
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,240 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
What I Love by KungFuu reviews
Sai figures out how he feels through painting, and lately, all his paintings have been of Yamato. YamatoXSai Fluffy Drabble
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Sai, Yamato - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Bunny Connection by Brad C reviews
Kougaiji is taking back what is rightfully his. Will Nii ever get chance to get them back again to maintain his obsession? Read on and find out.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2005
Gingerbread Men by treneka reviews
A recipe for holiday fun. Hakkai's POV. Warning: no plot whatsoever.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2004
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Tells
Suna, post-series. The sibs always know when Kankurou's boyfriend is in town. KankuSai. Tiny little birthday offering for danicat91. This is sort of a coda to something else I'm still writing, but I think it'll actually carry more impact posted on its own and before the other, so that works out well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Kankuro, Sai
Silence reviews
Sai visits a comatose Yamato and tries to sort out his unfamiliar emotions. YamaSai. From the prompt 'Yamato, Sai - Can you hear me' Written for YamaSai Day but posted a little late. Fits in the Mundane Romance series (would be part 4.5)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Sai, Yamato - Complete
Closure reviews
Sai brings Yamato a very unconventional birthday present. KakaYamaSai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Kakashi H., Sai, Yamato
Too Early For Bad Puns reviews
Kakashi has 'learned' a new 'jutsu'. Pre-series; Tenzou's ANBU days. M/M - KakaTenz.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Intentions and Intoxications reviews
(EDITED VERSION) Yamato thinks his attraction to Sai inappropriate. Sai has other ideas. Alcohol is a convenient enabler. Post-war. YamaSai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Yamato, Sai - Complete
Ficlets (untitled) reviews
Two ficlets written for a friend's birthday. Roughly 300 words of Shikamaru trying not to think too much and a little over 600 words of mistletoe-induced KankuSai interest. M/M; ChouShika and KankuSai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Shikamaru N., Sai - Complete
Stitches reviews
Sai tries to cope with unfamiliar feelings while Yamato is out of the village. YamaSai. Posted in honor of Sai's birthday. This version slightly edited in compliance with the TOS. Second in the 'Sai's Emotions' series following 'Seized'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Sai, Yamato - Complete
Semantics reviews
Tenpou and Kenren discuss terminology for male genitalia. M/M - KenTen.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Kenren, Tenpou - Complete
The Indirect Direct Approach reviews
A very drunk Kakashi enlists help to proposition Yamato. M/M; KakaYama.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
Trigger reviews
Anko hates needles. Written for the 'Trigger' theme at Naruto Contest on LJ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Anko M. - Complete
Someday 2 reviews
In the direct aftermath of the Fourth Shinobi World War, Kakashi leads a team in search of Yamato. KakaYama.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Immortality reviews
Hidan realizes immortality isn't all it's cracked up to be. Gen. Warning for graphic gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hidan - Complete
Heat reviews
Yamato deals with hot weather, underappreciation, and inappropriate distractions while trying to read by the lake. Post-war. YamaSai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Yamato, Sai - Complete
Someday reviews
Tenzou may not know what Kakashi sees in him, but he can still read underneath the underneath. Pre-series, Kakashi and Yamato's shared ANBU days. KakaTenz.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Vigil reviews
Gaara ponders many things while Naruto sleeps. Post-war; GaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Coping Mechanisms reviews
The dark is only scary when you don't know how to deal with it. Gen; Anko, Tenzou. From the prompt 'Things that happen in Konoha at 3 am' on lj's naruto meme comm. Set in Konoha, maybe ten years ago.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Anko M., Yamato - Complete
Ink reviews
Sai believes in always being prepared. Gen. Mostly an excuse to develop some head-canon regarding Sai's techniques.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Sai - Complete
For the State
Itachi's new companion plays 'Let's Get to Know You', with questionable success. Gen. AU; set in the Star Trek universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
There's No Such Thing As a Simple Solution reviews
Neji and Hinata try to decide who gets to pursue Naruto. NejiNaru and HinaNaru interests. Set after current events.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasukelicious reviews
Everybody wants Sasuke, but he's too hot for just *anyone*. From the prompt "Sasuke x ? - 'My body's too Sasukelicious for ya, babe ! '" Crack. M/M. SasuSui; many other pairings mentioned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Learning to See reviews
From the prompt "Neji/Naruto: 'Because you saved me'." Takes place somewhere after Naruto's returned to Konoha and before anyone heads out toward Suna. NejiNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Seized reviews
Sai receives an unexpected visit in the middle of the night. Post-war; birthday fic for Sai. M/M - YamaSai. First in the 'Sai's Emotions' series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Yamato, Sai - Complete
Kakashi and Naruto Versus the Fire Swamp reviews
Crossover/fusion-type thing - Naruto mission in a borrowed setting. From the prompt "Kakashi, Naruto - Princess Bride Crossover." Gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
For the Team reviews
Kakashi knows that nothing's going to happen between Sai and Naruto without a little push. KakaSai; SaiNaru intentions; smidgen of KakaYama. Warnings for M/M kissing & Kakashi giving romantic advice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kakashi H., Sai - Complete
Foreign Fruit and the Balance of the Universe reviews
From the prompt "Kakashi - First Date"; creative interpretation encouraged. I tried to keep it as gen and open-to-interpretation as possible, but it probably leans just a bit in the M/M direction despite my efforts. Post-war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Making a Date reviews
Sequel to Peer Bonding. One week and many thinky-thoughts later, Yamato decides to go for it. YamaSai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Yamato, Sai - Complete
Peer Bonding reviews
An evening out drinking with his peers goes very, very wrong for poor Yamato. Or maybe it's right. Preliminary YamaSai. Drunken Jounin. Kakashi giving romantic advice. Set not too long after the mission to avenge Asuma.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Yamato, Sai - Complete
Oral Fixation reviews
Yamato has a little problem. Preliminary YamaSai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Yamato, Sai - Complete
Old Habits reviews
Sai isn't who he used to be, but some things aren't easily unlearned. YamaSai. Post-war
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sai, Yamato - Complete