Hiya! You can call me 94 Bottles of Snapple, or some short nickname of your own design thereof if that's too long.

Update 5/20: Ok, I'm really embarrassed by like half of the stuff I've got on here. But, it's my policy not to delete old work. Anyway, I know I've got a lot of stories on hiatus, but I haven't found a whole ton of motivation for them. The Avengers story is getting a pretty good response, though, so I've been trying to work on a chapter for it.

I'm a huge fan of the following;

Hetalia Axis Powers

Baccano!

Fullmetal Alchemist

Death Note

Kingdom Hearts

Fire Emblem (Path of Radiance)

Ouran Host Club

Fruits Basket

Pirates of the Caribbean (actually, basically anything Disney!)

Legend of Zelda (any and all, though I haven't played them all...)

Harry Potter

Phoenix Wright

Professor Layton

Super Smash Bros.

Zero Escape

and... anything at all pertaining to Alice in Wonderland!!

I'll mainly stick to either humor or genuinely upbeat things when I write, though I may at times dabble in the macabre; in any case, hope you enjoy, and if you don't, please don't needlessly flame, it's rude, and I will feel bad for laughing at you. Constructive criticism is enjoyed, blatant hate will be eaten with a side of bears... Wrapped in bacon.

Thank you!