94 Bottles Of Snapple
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Joined 02-17-10, id: 2259566, Profile Updated: 05-20-14
Author has written 22 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Baccano!, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Harry Potter, Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective, Avengers, Virtue's Last Reward, 999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors, and Supernatural.

Hiya! You can call me 94 Bottles of Snapple, or some short nickname of your own design thereof if that's too long.

Update 5/20: Ok, I'm really embarrassed by like half of the stuff I've got on here. But, it's my policy not to delete old work. Anyway, I know I've got a lot of stories on hiatus, but I haven't found a whole ton of motivation for them. The Avengers story is getting a pretty good response, though, so I've been trying to work on a chapter for it.

I'm a huge fan of the following;

Hetalia Axis Powers

Baccano!

Fullmetal Alchemist

Death Note

Kingdom Hearts

Fire Emblem (Path of Radiance)

Ouran Host Club

Fruits Basket

Pirates of the Caribbean (actually, basically anything Disney!)

Legend of Zelda (any and all, though I haven't played them all...)

Harry Potter

Phoenix Wright

Professor Layton

Super Smash Bros.

Zero Escape

and... anything at all pertaining to Alice in Wonderland!!

I'll mainly stick to either humor or genuinely upbeat things when I write, though I may at times dabble in the macabre; in any case, hope you enjoy, and if you don't, please don't needlessly flame, it's rude, and I will feel bad for laughing at you. Constructive criticism is enjoyed, blatant hate will be eaten with a side of bears... Wrapped in bacon.

Thank you!

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Entangled States by Tenebrielle reviews
An accident causes Bruce Banner and Tony Stark to switch bodies, leaving them to struggle with the other's "terrible privilege" until they can find a way to reverse the change. But the stakes might be higher than either Bruce or Tony realizes… Science Bros friendship, with a liberal dose of Clint. Now complete.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
All For You by Child of Mars reviews
"That's why I did this! For him...all for the boy. To save him from the same fate I suffered...growing up without a father!" Rumplestiltskin's sacrifice and how Neal found out about it and what happened afterwards. Rate K for brief mention of blood and self harm, namely, Rumple's self-injury.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Neal C./Baelfire, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
A Price To Be Paid by Sparks reviews
"What is your price? Please, tell me. I mean it. I will give anything that is mine to give, if it will save my people." "Alright, dearie," he says softly. "My price is you."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,045 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Professor Layton and the Shining Stone by Overlord Duelist reviews
The rarest treasure in Scotland, known as the Shining Stone, has been stolen from the house of one of the Professor's colleagues, and Layton has been asked to unravel the mystery...
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - H. Layton, Luke T.
Isaac and Miria Find a Curious Shop by lilyofthevalley2 reviews
Isaac and Miria find themselves in Tokyo, where they meet an...unusual shop owner. Isaac Dian / Miria Harvent and Ayame Sohma / Mine Kuramae
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Baccano! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Ayame S., Isaac D. - Complete
Tomato Cake by bubbleteadesu reviews
Because what else could Lovino give Antonio for his birthday, but a cake that looked like a tomato? -birthday ficlet for my favorite character, Spain!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
España by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
To almost everyone here, including his own troops, he is merely General Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. Almost everyone." Drabble about Spain and snapshots of his life. Slight SpainxRomano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Mi Tomate by Stepz reviews
I’d say you’re the smaller tomato, only when people bit into it then they realize that it is as delicious and juicy as the big one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
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The One Where Dio and Luna Go Rollerskating reviews
Luna's set up a fundraiser for a family who lost their house in a fire. Dio is definitely NOT going.
Virtue's Last Reward - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6 - [Dio, Luna] - Complete
101 Ways to Date Sam Winchester reviews
Or: 99 Zany Sabriel AUs. In which Gabriel makes frivolous (according to his brothers) use of his all-powerful Archangel mojo to try and psych himself up to ask Sam Winchester on a date. All he needs is a little practice, after all. And, as usual with Gabriel, things spiral a bit out of control.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,430 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Gabriel, Sam W.]
Avengers: The Sitcom reviews
No muss, no fuss, just a bunch of superheroes bumbling through life. Highlights will include food fights, the Hulk going on coffee runs, Tony Stark losing at Monopoly, Pepper hosting a cooking show, Loki discovering the internet, Steve learning to text, and no one understanding that Bruce's doctorate is in science, not psychology or medicine.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Thinking in Four Dimensions reviews
Spoilers for VLR and 999. A being called ? has a lot to say about Dio, and an offer to make to a girl who is Less Than Zero. Admittedly more personal speculation than anything.
Crossover - 999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors & Virtue's Last Reward - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Complete
The Gift of Sight
Post-999, pre-VLR. Spoilers for the 999 True End. Gentarou Hongou curses his fate, makes a deal, sees a star, and possibly finds the sort of peace he's been looking for.
Crossover - 999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors & Virtue's Last Reward - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Ace, Alice - Complete
God of the Moon reviews
Everyone assumes, everyone thinks they know, when it comes to a GAULEM. But they're wrong. Basic spoilers about the Luna End, etc.
Virtue's Last Reward - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Complete
Fairies and Countries and Tales, Oh My! reviews
The Hetalia countries find themselves faced with fairytales containing some very familiar-sounding characters...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,965 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010
Wherefore Art Thou, Romeo? reviews
Ok, so despite the kidnapping, the temper, and the uncannily infuriating ability to halt attempted escape almost before it started, Turkey wasn't such a bad guy... Turmano, rated T for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,977 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Turkey
Goodbye, Lovino reviews
Sitting on the kitchen table was a note that laid everything bare.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
He Is Not One of Us reviews
What kind of desperate do you get when you are cursed to have only one year left to live? Meet Gilbert Beillschmidt. A military commander running for his life, or what little he has left, and all of the people he meets along the way. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Prussia
Jealousy, Nothing Like it Baby reviews
Just a short sweet tale about a cool-cat detective and his redheaded baby. Yeah
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Inspector Cabanela, Lynne - Complete
New York Organizes a Family Musical reviews
Despite the title, mostly Iowa!OC-centric. When the family gets together for a meeting, New York gets antsy to direct; chaos ensues. And who's at the center of it all? Iowa, of course. You know, the state left of Illinois? Yeah. Various pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - America
When the Lotus Blooms Red Rain Falls reviews
How Solf J. Kimblee became Solf J. Kimblee; the blooming of the red lotus. She asked him to write a symphony, and he did. No abuse in any form. KimbleexOC if you squint.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Kimbley - Complete
For A Single Night reviews
A little trip into Sissel's mind, and a reflection on the new present. For everyone else who felt cheated about the ending. SPOILERS FOR THE END in case you didn't read the last sentence.
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sissel, Yomiel - Complete
Affairs in Central HQ reviews
Manga-verse & Frank Archer. Mainly Royai. Some OCs, slight KimbleexOC . Zolf Kimblee decided that things in Central weren't quiet at all. And if something was even disturbing to him, perhaps it was time to get out of Central and back to that prison.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,195 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Kimbley, Roy M. - Complete
The Demise of Charity Burbage reviews
Thoughts remain unspoken; the last moments of Charity Burbage, through her eyes, and another's... Based on the Deathly Hallows movie; SPOILERS. SSxCB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Charity B., Severus S. - Complete
How They Met reviews
How some of our favorite canon couples came to be. Ch 1: Ladd & Lua. Ch 2: Isaac & Miria Ch. 3: Jacuzzi & Nice
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010
Butterfly Wings reviews
Dee Vasquez. Who she was, who she is, and why.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - D. Vasquez, J. Hammer - Complete
Five Strong Reasons reviews
Claire Stanfield had more than one reason for becoming a conductor. In fact, he had five.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Claire S. - Complete
What Brothers Understand reviews
Because there are not enough stories about Prussia and Germany just being brothers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Tomato Days reviews
SpainxRomano Spain is often asked a very difficult question by most everyone he knows. A look behind his very simple answer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Breakfast With Su san reviews
SuFin, because I said so. Sweden's inner musings when he wakes up to a tasty breakfast.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete