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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Septimus Heap.

Hey, I'm y.cant.i.be.invisible. You can call me Alice.

DISCLAIMER:

There's a reason I post this stuff on Fanfiction.net, not publisher's desks. It is because I am a FAN of these FICTIONS and decided to write my own stuff based on them. If you wanna read stuff I do own you can go here: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/766058/ [/shameless plug]


Facts about me/Notifications:

Name: Allie

Age: 12

Location: ENGLAND!

Team: KILL BELLA!!!!!!!!! And Toshiro Hitsugaya

Favourite...

Books: The HUNGER GAMES!!!!!, The Twilight Saga, Harry Potter, Septimus Heap, His Dark Materials...

TV Shows: NCIS, Doctor Who, Stargate: SG1 and Atlantis...

Music: Paramore, Rihanna, Lady GaGa, Owl City, Florence & the Machine, Kesha, The Black Eyed Peas...

Movies: UP IN THE AIR, Where the Heart Is, The Twilight Saga, Harry Potter, 27 Dresses...

STORY STATUSES:

HUMAN, VAMPIRE, PRINCESS, QUEEN
Yeah, it's dead. Well and truely dead. I might be able to update sometime... in the future... but probably not. Sorry.

DAYBREAK PT. 1
Yeah, might be able to pull the last chapter out of my ass sometime, but again, not likely.

FULL CIRCLE
Again, never gonna happen.

GOTHIC LOLITA
Creepy title, cool story to go up soon. Jane (and Alec but we don't see much of him...) basically goes to a high school in England (YAY ENGLAND!) that is suspiciously like mine and poses as a human to try and catch a criminal known in the vampire world as "Gothic Lolita" for her nickname and conspicuous style, but learns a few lessons along the way.

GIRL WITH ONE EYE
I've been nurturing this story since it first popped into my head about a year ago, and have several versions spinning round in my head - basically Bella was abused by her parents as a child, who hacked her eye out and tossed her into the gutter, and was taken in by Charlie's mum (who I decided lives in English so I can say bloody as much as I bloody like :D) and then - after she dies - moves to Washington with Charlie at the end of primary school (11 - she's eight when she gets taken in) and is just as excited as the next person when the Cullens come. And then stuff happens. Yeah, stuff. :D


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If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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42 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. MEOW occasionally.

6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7. SAY -DING at each floor.

8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.

25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"

34. TELL people that you can see their aura.

35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...

38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air

39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors

40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.

41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.

42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.


Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree


--Repost to stop Racism--

Black and White

A black man was talking to a white man and said, "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go into the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: when you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick your green. When you go in the sun your red. When your cold your blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored.


Random Quotes:

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

The secret to perfection is that if at first you don't succeed erase all evidence that you ever tried.

I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road without being questioned.

A true friend equals you cry I cry, you fight I fight, you jump off a bridge I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.

Never knock on Death's door - ring the doorbell and run away, he really hates that.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and watch everyone wonder how you did it.

Why am I still on Earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell's afraid I'll take over.

Don't mess with me, mate. I've got a stick.

Shut up, voices, or I'll poke you with a fork.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my friend's Granddad did, not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss.


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


(c)y.cant.i.be.invisible 2010

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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14749 - Favs: 7,363 - Follows: 7,027 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Milkshake Of Destiny by MrsDuckyFuzzles reviews
Bella's a wierdo, minus the bierdo. Who would have thought a random strangers podgy fingers would lead her to the Milkshake of Destiny and a blond god eating said stranger? All she wanted was a milkshake... Attempted mild Crackfic. JasperxBella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,677 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper
I Deny Heaven by MrsDuckyFuzzles reviews
Beadu's self sacrifice resulted in a one way ticket to heaven, only she decided to jump off of the train.Now in a world far from her time, guarded by the 3, she stumbles to find family and reality once again. Then Edward finds the wandering girl in white.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,843 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Pigtails and Toy Soldiers by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Our favorite Twilight characters are little kids, all under the age of nine. All human. ExB AxJ RxE maybe a little JxV. Fluff. Let's see what happens next. Trust me, it'll be cute. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,677 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
The Last Goodbye by Broken ArchAngel reviews
Set during Breaking Dawn. Bella is pregnant and she dies. The remaining Cullens discover a stack of letters to them. First Fanfic. Sorry for not updating for so long, and I promise to try and squeeze another one out next week.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,004 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Only Exception by WakeUpSunshine reviews
AU AH ExB Bella has been in love with Embry since she was 7. At 18 Bella's pregnant and Embry joins the Army. Four years later Embry's killed in a suicide bombing. What happens three years later when Edward Cullen pops into their lives?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,378 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Not So Little Anymore by Jassy Smiley reviews
"Shh, its okay, it's all right. You have to be strong now. She would want you to. You have to be strong." Prims POV - What happened when Katniss went into the Hunger Games. A lot better than the summary :D
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,689 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Prim E., Gale H.
The Girl in the Treetops by C.K.isback reviews
Thresh always knew there was something special about Rue, even though they had never exchanged a single word before the Games. But Rue had always given, never taken. He knew it was only a short time before it was all gone. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Thresh, Rue - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Walk a mile in my shoes by Twilightlover1518 reviews
Isabella Swan has always loved Edward Cullen. But one fateful day at school changes her view on him forever. One day, at the school fair, a mysterious lady makes one of Bella's worsts wishes true. Will Bella regret it? Or will she take advantage? R&R T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,130 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward, Bella
Tears of the Angels by SilverLiningsWeighDownMyCloud reviews
It's raining, Jade, it's raining. The angels are crying." What if Vicky hadn't saved Jade at the end of the book? Rated T for character death. PROBABLY DISCONTINUED.
Vicky Angel - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,218 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010
Let Your Dim Light Shine by Erikasbuddy reviews
In the tarot the butterfly represents change. In his arms the butterfly represents love. Jasper finally captures what he's been after but what happens when the crystal ball shatters? -AH-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by Annie Cullen xx reviews
After New Moon. Edward never returned, and Bella has moved on. But on her 25th birthday, he turns up, but does she remember him? Now a Full-Story. Nominated in the "Best of the Best" contest in The Twi-Awards.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,550 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010
Immortal by TwilightCakes reviews
Circumstances have given them a new way to live, whether it is after waking up, phasing, or being born. They will all be changed forever. The stories behind the Twilight Saga characters before, during, and after the changes that will make them immortal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,401 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Heavy In Your Arms by Annie Cullen xx reviews
Pre-Breaking Dawn. Alice's visions stop, and no-one knows why. Days later she collapses and shows syptoms of an unknown virus. The other Cullens soon get infected one by one, leaving Bella worried and scared. Will they find a cure before the Cullens die?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010
Emmet and Bella's Super Fun Weekend by Forgottobealover reviews
Edward and the others are away hunting leaving Emmet and Bella for a weekend of Fun. Post Eclipse. T just to make sure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010
Mad World by thomthom830 reviews
Surrounded by her friends & family, Alice is celebrating her 21st birthday.Familiar faces are all around her.And one is very much a surprise.Is she dreaming or is this the truth? Please read and review!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,537 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Angels and Demons by TheLittlePenguin reviews
When an angel and demon are given five years to be together, their time is cut short by the birth of their daughter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,439 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tale of the NonInterview by sydneytwilightmum reviews
An insight into the minds of Kstew & TayTay when they found out SydneyTwiMum would NOT be a part of the press junket in Australia! A co-collab by Ladybug's Mum & SydneyTwiMum and a complete utter piece of fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Magic Spells & Fairytales by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
When Bella Swan's father dies, she has to try and survive, living with her annoying stepmother and stepsister. Of course this fairytale wouldn't be complete without a prince charming to save her, even if he needs some saving, himself... All Human, BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,933 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sorry,Did you say Isabel Swan? by PrettyLittleBrunette reviews
Set in New moon after Edward Leaves. After Edward leaves what do you think will happen if Bella befriends the forks kids instead of Jake? A year later, The cullens return to find a very different Bella, or should i say isabel? my second fanfic. Review !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,247 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Secret Diary by clairehart916 reviews
Renée is forced to take refuge in the Cullen's house working as their maid along with her 6 year old daughter,Bella.There Bella meets young Edward & eccentric bond of friendship blooms among the unequals.will it burn into deeper passion of love with time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
Never play pool with James and Victoria by jewelsbyers reviews
James, Victoria and Laurent go out to a bar to hunt and end up playing pool... and Laurent's coven mates teach him a slightly nauseating lesson - all's fair in love and a game of pool.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - James, Victoria - Complete
A Jewel in the Mud by SilverLiningsWeighDownMyCloud reviews
Even in the darkest, murkiest soil there will be a jewel; a glimmer of hope in times of sorrow" A rare moment of kindness between Bill and Nancy. Rated to be safe. Oneshot.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
We Forgive You by Annie Cullen xx reviews
After Edward left, Bella discovered she was pregnant. She died giving birth, but her twins lived on. 16 Years later, they start their first day at Forks High School, and bump into someone unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,779 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Your Personal Stalker by Jay's World reviews
A serial killer on the lose. A victim without a chance. "...searching for the one that would make my heart flutter like the wings of a hummingbird."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,472 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Edward - Complete
Jasper Hale's Grocery Adventure by The Legend of Rune Factory reviews
It all started with a list... Poor Jasper just wants to be alone with his Styrofoam cartons, but unfortunately, his family makes that impossible. What's this? Alice and Rosalie are OCD? And Carlisle and Edward are...? Well, that was a surprise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Jasper - Complete
One soul by demon moonlight godess reviews
Alice's angst poem. Someone killed her, now Alice is telling them what they took away from her.............. "When you arose I sank down, When courage wrapped it’s warmth around you,Fear dragged me under, suffocating me..............." Please read:D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice - Complete
Imprint On My Heart by VampireLover101 reviews
Hermione gets her heart broken by Ron. So she runs away to Forks, Washington to stay with her cousin Bella. There she meets Jacob black.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 54,975 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Hermione G., Jacob - Complete
50 Things to do in an Elevator by MusicRises reviews
This is a little story about the Cullen's spending there summer in an elevator.Pulling tricks and messing with poor, innocent, random pedestrians in the elevator. I hope you enjoy. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Emmett
Never Mess With Gibb's Coffee by BookwormKali reviews
Something even vampire's shouldn't do.
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Emmett - Complete
Guess Who? by enigma-kar reviews
An unexpected guest shows up in the squadroom, which leads to a somewhat unexpected revelation. Warning for complete and total randomness!
Crossover - Doctor Who & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/31/2009 - 10th Doctor, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Forever Hasn't Ended Yet by Annie Cullen xx reviews
*ABANDONED AND MAY DELETE * Bella and Edward are involved in a Car accident, leaving Bella in a coma. With Edward unharmed, he discovers that the accident wasn't accidental, and that he was the intended victim...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Lion, the Witch and the Emmett by leopardspotz17 reviews
It’s moving day for the Cullens, and Emmett decides to take a look around the new house. Chaos is unleashed when he finds a way into Narnia.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Emmett
His Rose and a Malfoy by StoryGirl02 reviews
She laughed. “That because you’re finally realizing that your little Rosie-bear is growing up. And you don’t like it.” COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Rose W., Ron W. - Complete
Sleigh Rides by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seven by shoelacy reviews
Seven years, seven vignettes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Welcome Back by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella’s first day back to school after the ‘accident’ in Jessica’s and now Edward's POV, written at the end of Twilight. Fluff. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Edward's Surprise by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Eleven by WritingRamblingRavenclaw reviews
Every now and then, you meet someone spectacular. You'll remember them all your life, even if they aren't always around, even if you never see them but once. Sometimes once is enough. Enough to change your life... enough to fall in love. JL [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Broken Soul by Pied Flycatcher reviews
What exactly is the nature of a soul? And when Lord Voldemort so willingly split his own soul in half, what damage did he do to himself? Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Their Love by Katie O'Carson reviews
Their love.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
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My Twilight OneShots
All my Twilight one-shots. Includes poems. So far: Vanilla Twilight, Finding my Way, Purple Teardrops, The Little Yellow Bird, Birthday Reflection previously Time For Cake prologue, Bella Swan and the Seven Vampires.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,156 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Human, Vampire, Princess, Queen reviews
Edward leaves, and Bella craves revenge so approaches the Volturi for help. An unexpected adventure unfolds for the two as they find each other again, both drastically changed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,040 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Marcus
My Harry Potter OneShots
Old one-shots I found cluttering up my computer from my Harry Potter-obsessed days. Thought I'd put them to some use. : Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,922 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
Full Circle Book I: Beginning reviews
My name is Robin Forbes. A year ago I fell into Breaking Dawn, where I was imprinted upon by Seth Clearwater and became best friends with Isabella Cullen. My life is close to perfect. - Part one of my continuation from the Twilight saga. Post B.D. R&R :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Seth, Bella
The Meeting reviews
Post Syren and Eclipse. Alice goes to the Castle to announce a visit from her family. AU. One-shot.
Crossover - Twilight & Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Alice, Marcia O. - Complete
Parody Conversations reviews
Just some random Twilight parodies I made up. I might add more if I'm bored. Enjoy. T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010
Daybreak: Breaking Dawn Book I from Alice's POV reviews
My attempt at trying to rewrite Breaking Dawn Book I from Alice's POV. I'll do the other ones afterwards. WARNING: Do not read if you haven't read Breaking Dawn yet!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Alice
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