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Author has written 19 stories for Victorious, iCarly, Hunger Games, Austin & Ally, 21 Jump Street, Frozen, and How to Train Your Dragon.

— let's take jesus off the dashboard, got enough on his mind.

call me TEA, like the drink. she/they, eighteen, ace, enfp.
feminist, professional short girl, & bob's burgers enthusiast.

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Stolen Ice by Aesla reviews
Sisters are orphaned, split at birth. One's a thief, the other a conwoman. There's paintings, diamond heists, forgotten identities, and an evil corporation. There's also a slow burn romance, which isn't the best when it's with your long-lost sister you never knew you had. So, accidental icest. Eventual Elsanna. Also a mAU, with electro/techno powers.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 223,871 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] Olaf, Hans - Complete
A Formal Arrangement by Requ reviews
AU. Elsa and Anna are the heiresses of different kingdoms and are married as a result of a betrothal arranged years prior. No incest, but definitely Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 148,041 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 3,718 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Music Box by EverShadow reviews
AU: Set in a fictional 18th century Europe. At age 10, Santana Lopez, born into the wealthy and influential Lopez family, comes to acquire a peasant girl by the name of Brittany. And despite class differences, Santana falls in love with her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,004 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Just Stay Here Tonight by monroeslittle reviews
AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,077 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Knife Thrower's Daughter by themostrandomfandom reviews
In the summer of 1898, Santana Lopez joined the J.P. Adams & Son Traveling Circus & Menagerie as it toured the states of the Upper American Midwest. She also fell in love with the knife thrower's daughter.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 476,070 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] [Mercedes J., Sam E.] - Complete
Butterfly Collector by demondreaming reviews
Cat's got a secret. A big one that hovers over her heart, wings fluttering. She's a serial killer, and each kill is another butterfly to add to her collection. Catcentric.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,128 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Cat V.
Sun Showers by ElsBells reviews
AU. Quinn Fabray, of the Women's Auxiliary Army Corps, is shipped to Morocco for the Allied invasion of North Africa. A calamitous beach landing brings her to Navy flight nurse Rachel Berry. Raise their happy eyes up to flaming skies. Faberry in WWII.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,116 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Her Everything by Fabulist reviews
Being the part-time boyfriend, part-time babysitter of the princess isn't all it's cracked up to be, but Eugene Fitzherbert is up for the challenge. Besides, he loves her. Now rated M for extra sauciness.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,375 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
once we had eternity by with the monsters reviews
There's one good way to spend the last days of your life. -—glimmer/seneca
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Glimmer, Seneca C. - Complete
if i broke your heart last night by seemslikeaporno reviews
It's because I love you most of all. BeckRobbie.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Beck O., Robbie S. - Complete
Desolation Row by Jocelyn Torrent reviews
Bella is sent to an all female prison in the 1920's for murder. Her cellmate is known only as the Bloody Bride and seems to live up to the reputation. A/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,641 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
Trust Me by Airplane reviews
When Rapunzel falls in love with a passing bandit, she must venture into the outside world for the first time to find him. Dark.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,764 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Funeral Rites of Tributes by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Year after year, twenty-three white Capitol coffins wind their way across Panem.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
Cinderella in a Party Dress by monroeslittle reviews
when you're dead, you're dead — except when you're not.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,165 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
little lies scattered at her feet by seemslikeaporno reviews
I told you so. / Jade&Cat, Cat&Beck.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
Trust by Bainaku reviews
...or, ten times a dragon learned a lesson. A collection of ten 100-word snippets set during the film and, of course, from the perspective of Toothless.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
hurricanes and valentines by transparent fawn reviews
catbeck one-shot. - cat valentine is a hurricane, so she breaks down and passes through until she's left him standing on her shore, isolated and in ruin. now he thinks he knows how she feels.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Cat V., Beck O. - Complete
Champagne From a Paper Cup by journaliar reviews
You're not sure if that's the truth or just something you like to tell yourself but it makes you feel a little better to think that you didn't spend all of your time pining over Sam...CarlyxSam Cam
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,631 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
and the history books forgot about us by jackiekennedy reviews
She could hide in the darkest part of the universe, and he would still find her. A look at Puck and Quinn through several time periods.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,354 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
just us by seemslikeaporno reviews
She isn't a very good actress. / Beck&Tori, oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
Don't Drink the Water by journaliar reviews
It's a little bit like a cartoon, the way the ice just opens up and swallows her, and maybe you'd laugh except the ice just broke and Sam isn't there anymore. CarlyxSam
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Tell Me I'm Not Crazy by amberpire reviews
I want that silence again, and I want her eyes looking at me again like I'm not psycho. Even though I am. It's nice not to be reminded. ;Cat/Tori;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Cat V., Tori V. - Complete
why say it again? by The Cheshire Riddler reviews
AU. "I'm not crazy, you know," she says. The legal documents say, "Yes, you are." Seddie. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Amnestic by amberpire reviews
I love her more than I love coke, and that's saying something. But I can't carry Carly in my pocket whenever I need her, and I can't roll over in my bed and snort a line of her when I'm terrified of remembering. ;Sam/Carly;
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
Soft Shock by journaliar reviews
It feels like you’ve always known that Sam was different. CarlyxVampire!Sam; CAM. Read and Review!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Love Always Remains by newxyorkxloser reviews
Carly looks at me, and I'm not sure if she looks pissed off or confused or a combination of the two, but then she's leaning her head against me shoulder and looking out at the water with me. CarlyxSam oneshot/sequel to the biggest lie.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,466 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
The Edge by fembuck reviews
One night when Edward is out hunting, Alice drops by Bella’s room to keep her company. Only, things don’t go quite as planned. Sequel to "Golden Slumber". Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,989 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
iAm Reckless by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
Samantha Puckett is reckless. Oneshot. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
First Time by journaliar reviews
The first time... CarlyxSam. Femslash. Read & review if you don't mind.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,261 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
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Ceremonials reviews
They are strangers long before they are lovers, and lovers long before they are friends. Or, the arranged marriage AU that nobody asked for. Hiccup/Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,172 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 4/28 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
the seasons have changed & so have we reviews
And somewhere deep in the dark, a howling beast hears us talk.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22 - Complete
Sucker Love reviews
She's a whole grade ahead of you. She's popular. An ice queen. An enigma. Most importantly, though, she's Elsa Arendelle, your brother's girlfriend, and girls like her aren't supposed to notice girls like you. AU. Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans
Snow Angels reviews
Hiccup encounters a strange, beautiful girl in the woods. She won't speak, but Hiccup doesn't need her to. HiccupElsa.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Hiccup, Elsa]
you've got a pretty kind of dirty face reviews
And now he's sitting in the passenger seat of a stolen van with Florida's most notorious thief in his lap, and he has to admit, it doesn't suck. AU. AustinAlly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,297 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
sometimes it feels like i only dream in black and white reviews
Being stuck in detention is not nearly as fun as Austin had made it out to be. AU. AustinAlly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [Austin M., Ally D.] - Complete
if we're gonna do anything we might as well just fuck reviews
There are probably, maybe some perks to being in love with your best friend, but Schmidt has yet to figure out what those perks are. JenkoSchmidt.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [G. Jenko, M. Schmidt] - Complete
scratch your future into my back reviews
"You're supposed to be dead." "Perceptive one, you are." AustinAlly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
all the roads you took led back to me reviews
In which Ally needs to get away, and Austin works in a smoothie shop on the boardwalk and sells pot to tourists. AU. AustinAlly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Austin M., Ally D.] - Complete
so just turn around & forget what you saw reviews
Good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught. AU. AustinAlly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
my baby lives in shades of blue reviews
She loves him as she did when she was fifteen, all coy smiles and knocking their knees together under the piano. AustinAlly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
leave you drowning until you reach for my hand reviews
A little loss of innocence. CatoClove.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
you breathe in when i exhale reviews
Finding ways to fill the empty. BeckToriJade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
you're not invited to the other side of sanity reviews
I swear we'll make it. SamFreddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
her galaxy came raining down reviews
Trace me with your fingertips. JadeCat.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Jade W., Cat V. - Complete
run and tell all of the angels reviews
He wonders if she has butterflies in her stomach, too. / ToriRobbie. Non-linear.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Tori V., Robbie S. - Complete
Inferno reviews
AU. Cat Valentine doesn't play with fire. JadeCat.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Cat V., Jade W.
All That Glitters reviews
She's never been good for him, anyway. SamFreddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
if the sky falls, hold up your hands reviews
And it's like a punch to the gut when she realizes that suddenly, her fairytale world isn't enough. BeckCat.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Cat V., Beck O. - Complete