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Joined 02-17-10, id: 2259711, Profile Updated: 07-05-10
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter.

The world's still the same, mate. There's just... less in it. - Jack Sparrow, At World's End

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.


The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!

Said Slytherin, "Us cunning folks use any means to achieve our ends"

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

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zzzooe: Zoe is my totally awesome beta for Redeeming the Fallen and Revenge is Sweet!
Lucy's Massacre: Lucy is my wonderful beta for Pitch Black. She's always great to go to for an opinion!
RachelDJack: Rachel is my cyber sister! Were so close and are always there for each other! Whether we need to rant or just plain bored!
Jasmyne Knight: Jasmyne and I have so much in common it's scary! She hilarious and always free to just chat about nothing and everything!


Okay, some random, things about me.
Name: Tracey Taylor
Birthday: September 21
Favorite Harry Potter Character: Sirius Black and Bellatrix Lestrange
And if I were to chose a HP family to live in it would be the Black family. (Because they're just plain awesome!)

I'm sure you know this but my user-name was created because of my favorite Harry Potter Characters Remus and Sirius.

Here are my favorite shipping's!

Favorite shipping's:
Harry/Ginny
Blaise/Luna
Hermione/Draco
Ron/Pansy
Narcissa/Severus (only in Marauders Era)

Least Favorite:
Remus/Sirius...Don't know why it bothers me so much but it does.
Hermione/Severus Snape...it is very common. Why? Pray tell me why!
Hermione/ Tom Riddle Jr...no effen clue were THAT came from.
Harry/Hermione...I Hate Hate Hate Hate this ship. Hate with capital 'H'
And I'm just saying, slashes really freak me out...

Favorite HP Char.: (in order)
Sirius Black
Remus Lupin
Bellatrix Lestrange (ironic in'it?)
Nymphadoar Tonks
Harry Potter
Luna Lovegood
Ginny Weasley
Fred&George Weasley


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (I was born with blond hair but it's brunnet now (naturally) with blond strekes, unfornuatly it is turning BACK to blond)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PORTUGUESE, so I must be loud and unbelivebly hysterical.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I German so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I supported Senator McCain, so I MUST be racist and against change.

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Encounters of the Future Sort by IHaveASiriusObsession reviews
A freak cauldron explosion leads James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew hurtling forward into the future where they come into contact with Harry and friends. Anything is possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,132 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., James P.
The Cure for Crupulus by kaitward reviews
Hermione Granger is infected with a deadly magical disease, and Draco Malfoy is the top healer of St. Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,539 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Life Debt by Ravensnake reviews
He took hold of the cloak, but before placing it over my head again, he placed his face beside mine, whispering, "You owe me one." Life debts are a big deal in the wizarding world, but what if you owe your life to your worst enemy? Please R&R-T for now. Finally complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,215 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/11/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5368 - Favs: 9,146 - Follows: 3,433 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Silver Eyes by YoungNotUseless reviews
"I'm so sorry." The familiar voice spoke again. This was enough to wake Hermione's brain from her trance. Enough to open her eyes, and see two magnificently silver eyes dissaparate in the dark. D/HG Veela. T for violence,language, & some sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,951 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Haunted Mind by iim asia reviews
Hermione is raped by a man. She fears telling anyone, so she journals all her feelings down. What happens when a certain Slytherin gets a hold of this journal and reads it? Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,271 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy reviews
When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,186 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All About the House Unity by Aeris1172 reviews
"Granger, I'm going to kiss you!" He said, grabbing her arm and pulling her to him. DMHG, sequel up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Runaway Rose by mrs.dracomalfoydamonsalvatore reviews
After her father dies, Rose runs to her secret boyfriend's house. Who could that boyfriend be but Scorpius Malfoy? Then, when Hermione finds her daughter, she finds Draco there, also single. A double romance follows. Draco/Hermione and Scorpius/Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,149 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Only Exception by zzzooe reviews
/"And oh I don't think I ever meant to fall in love with you. But I did – and that's what really scared me. You, you of all damn people – Draco bloody Malfoy. You were the only exception."/ DMHG iPod Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Aberration by zzzooe reviews
An Aberration: Out of the ordinary. After a one-night stand, Hermione's over men and ready to give them up. But with a positive pregnancy test and the phone number of the father, she's been given no choice. A story of overcoming the past, family and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,375 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Where did Lily come from? by Severus my hero reviews
Albus asks his brother James where his little sister came from and the children come to some very interesting conclusions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Albus S. P., James P. - Complete
Prisoner Unleashed by potato4 reviews
Hermione is Draco's new slave. Draco, a faithful Death Eater, wants nothing more that to take Voldemort down. And she may be the only key to being able to do just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,448 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Death Eaters' Disney World Trip by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Crack fic. Voldemort receives word of a strange Muggle contraption located in America. He and his Death Eaters set out for Disney World, Muggle-style...and end up getting more than they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Choice by WishFlower reviews
Everyone has choices to make. And what if Draco chose to accept Dumbledore's offer of protection? Set during the summer after their sixth year. AU Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,166 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ties and Lies that Bind Us by dreamysilverdragon08 reviews
CHAPTER SEVEN IS UP. When Hermione turns 16, she gets the shock of her life: She's adopted. Who are her real parents? What will Harry and Ron say? What surprises are in store? EVENTUAL DM/HG pairing. I promise it's NOT CLICHE! ANTI-CLICHE STORY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,863 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Empty Promises by zzzooe reviews
/"The story takes place over a meal. There is an explosion and there is a meat cleaver at the end."/ DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Weeks by zzzooe reviews
/"I just sat there, biting my lip and wondering what happened, something that was so terrifying and heartbreaking, that managed to break Draco Malfoy."/ Five weeks was all it took to fall in love. ONESHOT - DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cause and Effect by I want reviews
In the months leading up to the final battle, Draco Malfoy finds himself at Number 12, Grimmauld Place. This is his story. ONE-SHOT. NON-DH COMPLIANT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
George's speech by BleedingFlames reviews
The speech of George at Fred's funeral. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Things I'll Never Say by lindsay1220 reviews
Song fic about when Lily and James got together in seventh year using the song Things I'll Never Say by Avril lavigne.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Accountability by lionesseyes13 reviews
Watching a detention with the Carrows, Snape considers the duty he owes to Hogwarts students, to Dumbledore, and to Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Severus S., Ginny W. - Complete
The Hero and The Pig by lostwannabe reviews
Pansy had learnt her final lesson, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Pansy P., Severus S. - Complete
Love Hangover by bookworm1993 reviews
"I wonder… can you handle me Malfoy?" She whispered into his ear. "The question here, Granger is, can you handle me?" He smirked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Granger by XXCissyXX reviews
About missing, about love, about pretending....ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It'll Be All Right by I'm Like Hey What's Up Hello reviews
Narcissa Black cried four times in her life. Take a look through her eyes and how her sister was there to help comfort her in everytime...everytime but one...ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Word Wars by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
AU Requiem fic-verse. Teddy's first word leaves Lupin both ecstatic and tormented for the rest of his life...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Inexplicable by dramionelove4ever reviews
Neither understood it. Neither cared to understand. All they knew that life without the other was not just difficult, it was impossible. They could not explain it even to themselves how they could be so much in love. It was inexplicable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
30 Things That Aurors Shouldn't Do by Jesse A. Harper reviews
Whoever said that Aurors were sane? Set during the Marauder's Era. " 7. Threatening the werewolves with a visit to the vet for the ‘big snip’ is just cruel."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sirius B., Alastor M.
In The Eyes Of The Beholder by I Prey On Blonde Boys reviews
The truth is always there. Hidden. Somewhere in the eyes of the beholder." Ron's POV. ONE SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Weary In Wiltshire by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After suffering at the ignominious hands of Fate, Lucius Malfoy realizes that if he doesn’t take it upon himself to change the direction of Draco’s life, future generations might be at risk. His very willing partner-in-crime? Rose Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweep the Pillow Clean by Leannan Sith reviews
Hermione and Draco are suddenly brought face to face, unexpectedly, after so many years apart, and are forced to confront the emotions that they have both tried in vain to forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Drinking Game at Grimmauld Place by RebeccaRoy reviews
In Grimmauld Place two men decide to have a drinking contest, one of these men is Severus Snape, the other is Sirius Black. Let's sit back and watch the fun shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Mind Games? by Green Flames reviews
NEW CHAPTER!Always knew you wanted to read my thoughts, Granger.' 'Why yes Malfoy I'm just dying having your thoughts in my head.' What do you get when two enemies are able read each others thoughts. AU & OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,152 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Desperate Marriage by x.Chrissy.x reviews
Hermione and Draco enter a marriage out of desperation. Will it work or will their strong willed personalities tear them apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,056 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Damn Slytherin by zzzooe reviews
/"But he was a Slytherin, and I should've know better. He left, leaving me hurt and broken hearted. But this time, there was no-one to help me pick up the pieces."/ ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unseen Tears by ArwenJaneLilyLyra reviews
She's always been the cruel one, the dark one. But every dark has a light in it. Somewhere inside Bellatrix, is a girl who can shed tears. But only one person has ever seen them, a small boy, who she loves like a brother and one day...she would kill him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
25 Ways To Tell You're Obsessed With Harry Potter by Lyla93 reviews
Do YOU need to get a life and stop rereading Harry Potter? Find out now! BONUS: Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Wish by Ravensnake reviews
Set after HBP. Dumbledore's last wish was for the Golden Trio to return to Hogwarts for their last year. Hermione is made Head Girl, and as such, must display role model behavior, even if it's cooperating with a sworn enemy. T for safety. HG/DM : R&R plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,154 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Investigating Malfoy by x.Chrissy.x reviews
Narcissa Malfoy gave up her life to save Draco. Can Hermione and Draco pretend to be in love in order to figure out who is trying to kill him? Will they realize it's not just pretend?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,693 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Best Man Speech by Crazy-Obsessed-Writer52 reviews
Sirius Black's best man speech and James and Lily's wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Discussing by wekfnwekonf reviews
Bella, Alice, Rosalie, Esme and Renesmee are discussing the Harry Potter books but unfortunately the boys over hear. Warning Harry Potter spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
No More Mistakes by KatyLoveling reviews
“Why are you wary of me then? I assure you that I have good intentions. I won’t bite—at least not very hard.” Small fires leaped in Draco's eyes as he added in a throaty murmur, “and not where it will show.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,202 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forget Me Not by dogstar-ebony reviews
- "The more you hold of a person's heart, the harder you can break it". Severus Snape loved Lily Evans, but was it too much? Is honesty always the best policy? 6th Year, Marauder generation, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
A Mysterious Attraction by LoVeDoNtHaTe reviews
What happens when you put Malfoy and Granger in the same Ministry, the same Department, and the same case? And he's HER boss? R&R! Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,453 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Padfoot's List of Dating NoNos: 101 by CaramelBoost reviews
Remus is sick and tired of hearing girls complain about Sirius' lack of dating manners and curtsey, as well as appalled at his friend's vulgar attitude, and so comes up with a list. A list of things Sirius is banned from doing on his dates. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
70 Ways by CaramelBoost reviews
70 ways to annoy the characters of Harry Potter... Prone to randomness and bursts of oddity. Starts with 70 ways to annoy Lord Voldemort, then Harry Potter himself, etc... constructive critizism welcome. Not for kids as there is some material that can beT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Paris at Midnight by luckei1 reviews
Draco asks Hermione to meet him atop the Eiffel Tower at midnight on New Year's Eve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,655 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Revenge Is Sweet reviews
All the fame of being a famous Quidditch player has gone to Ron's head. It's no secret that he sleeps with his fans even though he's engaged to Hermione Granger. What would happen if Hermione gave Ron a tast of his own medicine by using Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,142 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
His Dark Roses reviews
The Dark Lord has written a book! Lucius and Bellatrix demonstrate why. Crack!Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Soaked reviews
They were both miserbal, angry, and betrayed. Till they came apon the other. Both, soaked with rain and sorrows they found comfort within each other. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast reviews
"They like to work." He stressed for what felt like the millionth time, "Haven't you ever seen Beauty and the Beast? Remember the song, 'like is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving?" Hermione smirked, "You know that movie?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reedeming the Fallen reviews
Dumbledore. Sirius. Tonks. Remus. Fred. The wars over, but Harry feels as if the pain weighs out the price. Assisted by Ron, Hermione and the Silver Trio, he's going back in time to save the ones he loves the most – without changing the timeline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Flash of Green reviews
Sirius. Albus. Remus. Colin. Nymphadora. They all fought till the end, and died doing somthing they believe in. In the end they all died in battle for the same cause and each saw the their lives flash before their eye's in the color of green. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Want, Wish, and Dream He's Mine reviews
He wants her, and she knows it, but dosen't take him. I'm the girl who want him, but he's to oblivious to notice. He? He makes me want, wish and dream he's mine. She? She makes me want, wish, and dream of killing her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
She's In Love With The Boy reviews
Trisha Yearwood's song, 'She's In Love With The Boy', with a few switched lyrics to match the story of Andromeda Black and Ted Tonks. Song Fic. Includes, Regulus, Bellatrix, Lucius, Narcissa, and a few bowstrucles. Cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Breaking Professor Umbridge reviews
The Gryffindor's have gotten tired of their new DADA teacher and bored with their class. So today, thier going to make it a little more interesting. Humor! One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dolores U. - Complete
Confession Of A Death Eater reviews
//"Was your father named John Thomas?" "Yes, he left shortly after I was born." "Ah, yes, well I'm afraid that's my fault."// When Dean is asked to intorgate Augustus Rookwood, what will the death eater spill? Post-War/One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Dean T., Augustus R. - Complete
Who Knew Bludgers Could Be So Bloody Useful? reviews
Neville trys to tell Hannah how he feels about her. But what was that part about a bludger? For the challenge "Knock You Senseless"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
The Love For Teddy Remus Lupin reviews
The war is over but when Andromeda Tonks is diagnosed with a deadly disease, what will happen to little Teddy? And now that he's with his closest remaining relatives, who will give it all up for the good of Teddy Lupin's future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,344 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Black Sister's reviews
A look on how Bellatrix comforted Narcissa and on how two acted when Andormeda ran away with Ted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Unlikly Friend reviews
When Hermione is sent to detenion because of slapping Malfoy she didn't expect to make a friend. A short one-shot of the start of a friendship between a Gryffindor and a Slythrine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
White Horse reviews
Song Fic. White Horse by Taylor Swift, DracoxHermione paring. Draco cheats on Hermione with Astoria Greengrass, when Ginny and Harry find out they inform Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Itching Curse reviews
The Itching Curse turns from annoyance to a afternoon of laughter when Snape and Sirius start fighting...agian. This NOT a slash, just an embarssing quarl going on between the two of them. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete