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Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Naruto.

Name: PurpleNuts-Sama, also known as Cookie.

Likes: Good food, sleeping in, WoW, CoD, Naruto, Bleach, Soul Eater, Harry Potter, Dragon Age II, Good Music.

Dislikes: Willful Ignorance, ignorant prejudice, and those unwilling to see themselves for who they really are.

Sex: Male.



Current Stories

For now, I've discontinued my current stories and will, at some point, rewrite them (hopefully).

For now though, I'm going to focus on real life stuff for a bit, and write down some story chapters if I get time. Peace out.



Future Stories

I most likely won't be updating anytime soon, because of my school work and other real life things,

but I am working on several new fics that I think are coming along nicely.



Summary: When the Uchiha and Senju clans came together to start the Village Hidden Amongst Leaves,

Senju Hashirama found something, something that shook him to the core. He found a being of omnipotence,

whose power dwarfs even that of the Legendary Rikudō Sennin.

Naruto the Dragon Dancer:

Summary: Nothing left, no one to love, to hate or to hug. In a new world were there are alien beings

that are as dangerous as ninja and bijuu alike, how will Naruto survive, how will Naruto grow?

NarutoxEragon crossover.

Naruto: Loneliness; a Different Kind of Hell

Growing up alone and unwanted, Naruto became a peculiar boy, quiet and a recluse,

gifted with a mind beyond his peers, and even his elders. How will the world react to a quiet Naruto,

who doesn't want to be a ninja?

Naruto: Heir of Frozen North

NarutoXWorldofWarcraft Crossover: Naruto leaves Konoha, knowing no one loves him.

Traveling north, he ends up in the northen lands that no one has inhabited in eons.

Naruto finds himself king over a temple of ancient technology and Lord over the undead.

But still he longs for the love of his own kind, of a family.

Will he find his love, will he find those he can share his pain with? or will he forever be unloved, hungering for family?

Naruto: Who wants to live forever?

A man in darkness starts to clap at his visitor "When I meet people they begin to sweat

and feel nauseous, and their scents are tinged with fear, their hearts beat faster and faster,

until I can almost dance to it!"

said a man dressed in shadows, clapping fast and loud. He slowed down his clapping to a

normal human heart beat. "So strange, that yours is so calm." The man in darkness adressed the old man dressed in robes of fire.

The man in darkness grinned as blood flowed from his teeth, perfectly normal looking teeth, if you discounted the fangs, that is.

NarutoxVampire fanfic.


Falling through infinity

Left in a foreign country, by an abrasive and abusive family and then abducted

by ruthless warriors, and then collared by the head of those warriors,

and then experimented on and trained to be an obedient weapon?

Yeah, just another day in the life of Harry Potter.


We Are Dragons!(Title Change possible)

When faced with the full brutal hate of his family, Harry Potter screams in his own soul for salvation.

Someone was listening. Falling through a faded void and landing in a world of battle and survival,

Harry Potter is kept prisoner because of his magic. Kept prisoner in The Circle.


Sitting Waiting Wishing

Sitting high in his cell, Harry looks down at the fight down in the courtyard of Azkaban Prison. He smiles, for he knows he was innocent. But no longer, innocence has been stripped from him and left him cold and alone. All the better, he thought. I am alone and I wll always be alone.
He chuckled madly, waiting for a chance to get out, to unleash the monster that lay in his heart.




Don Juan: There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? And what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same, only love.

Invader Zim: Bow down! Bow down! Before the power of Santa! Bow down! Bow down! Or be crushed! Be crushed! Byyyyyyyyyyy... HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM!

??: Don't tell me what kind of day to have!

??: The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

??: BRUTE FORCE: If it doesn't work, you're just not using enough

Joker: Want to see a magic trick?

Joker: Why so serious son?

Joker: I'm not a monster... I'm just ahead of the curve.

Mandorallen: Thy plan hath one small flaw, throe error lay in rashly coming within reach of my sword, thy head is forfiet now, and a man with no head has little need of a crown.

Silk (Prince Kheldar): First you tell me to stay out of trouble, then you tell me to cross Polgara? Your being inconsistent Belgarath.

??: Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

Melissa: Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson.
Ace Ventura: Pleasure to meet you.
Melissa: Did you have any trouble getting in?
Ace Ventura: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle

Melissa: You really love animals, don't you?
Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.

Ace Ventura: [as Captain Kirk] Captain's Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the... nearest decimal point. We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from... total annihilation. SO FAR... no... signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've... GOT TO, MISTER.

Senator Stern: My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America.
Tony Stark: Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, depending on what state you're in. You can't have it.
Senator Stern: Look, I'm no expert...
Tony Stark: In prostitution? You're a senator. Come on.

[seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]
Nick Fury: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.

Tony Stark: [Tony has seen the diagram for the atomic structure of a new element; talks about his father] Dead almost 20 years, you're still taking me to school...

Senator Stern: [after he pricks Tony with his badge] Sorry, it's funny how annoying a little prick can be.

Tony Stark: What's on the docket?
Natalie Rushman: You have a 9:30 dinner.
Tony Stark: Perfect. I'll be there at 11.

Natalie Rushman: Well done with the new chest piece. I'm reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising.
Tony Stark: Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you.
Pepper Potts: [overhears] What do you mean you're not dying? Did you just say you're dying?
Tony Stark: Is that you? No, I'm not. Not anymore.
Pepper Potts: What's going on?
Tony Stark: I was going to tell you, I didn't want you to alarm you
Pepper Potts: [interrupts] You were going to tell me? You really were dying?
Tony Stark: You didn't let me.
Pepper Potts: Why didn't you tell me that?
Tony Stark: I was going to make you an omelet and tell you.
Natalie Rushman: Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. Looks like the fight's coming to you.
Tony Stark: Great. Pepper?
Pepper Potts: Are you okay now?
Tony Stark: I'm fine. Don't be mad, I will formally apologize...
Pepper Potts: I am mad!
Tony Stark: ...when I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack.
Pepper Potts: Fine.
Tony Stark: We could've been in Venice.
Pepper Potts: Oh, please.

Justin Hammer: It's capable of busting a bunker under the bunker you just busted. If it were any smarter, it'd write a book, a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Pieta. It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it "The Ex-Wife.

Ivan Vanko: You come from a family of thieves and butchers, and like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history, to forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed.
Tony Stark: Speaking of thieves, where'd you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places.
Ivan Vanko: My father, Anton Vanko.
Tony Stark: Never heard of him.
Ivan Vanko: My father is the reason you're alive.
Tony Stark: No, the reason I'm alive is because you made a shot, and you missed.
Ivan Vanko: [laughs] If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in him, there will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.
Tony Stark: Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Oh, that's right, a prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap.

Tony Stark: My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there's one thing I've proven it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself.

V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?
Evey Hammond: I'm Evey.
V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
Evey Hammond: What does that mean?
V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.

[after a hail of gunfire doesn't stop V]

Creedy: Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

Evey Hammond: I don't want you to die.
V: That's the most beautiful thing you could have ever given me.

V: People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

??: It is not enough that I should succeed, others should fail.

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Come What May by ckil reviews
A key forged through time and space, set apart by destiny forever and more, he shall conquer. Grew up in darkness brought on by envy, he will be set free on the cusp of his journey into a world hidden. Beware of his wrath for it can set the world on fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,383 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P.
Naruto: FwAdF (Old Version) by SilverFang88 reviews
What would happen if Naruto found an ancient sword? The sword that once belonged to a powerful demon. Watch as Naruto goes through his adventures with the legendary Tessaiga by his side. NaruHarem (Discontinued: Re-Write Up)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 247,127 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
A Prisoners Silence by Windschild8178 reviews
Modern Konoha: The Soccer team rookie 12 soon find out that Naruto is far more than the loud loser he appears to be. Naruto starts to panic as they get closer to his secret. As the group searches through the past Naruto fights to protect the present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
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Guardian Angel: Naruto's Gift reviews
"A fallen angel; destined to fly, broken and crazy but too strong to cry." He said quietly to the darkness of his soul. Naruto stares at the vermilion eye that glowed with hate. "I will bring peace to this world, even if I have to destroy it first."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Naruto U.
One Winged Angel of the Leaf: Enter Naruto reviews
Unfurling wings of sorrow, the ground begins to rumble, and his enemies begin to tremble, he comes and destruction comes with him. The only one that can stand up to this god of insanity, Naruto. NaruxHarem, Rated M
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,609 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Sephiroth, Naruto U.
Naruto : Belgariad reviews
What would you do, if you had the chance to start over? You would take the chance right? But beware, second chances come from powerful people, people that want something from you. Naruto and Belgariad Crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Naruto U.