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MY NEW RELIGON!
Beatlism:The state of mind in which one removes themselves from all society except things Beatle-related. Beatleism used to be exceedingly popular in the U.S and other places around the world and was rapidly spreading across the universe through the sixties. Some have even called Beatleism, and I quote: "More popular than Jesus" Lately it has died out but still, a few chosen ones have claimed to have rediscovered the Temple of Beatlists, hidden deep in the skies of diamonds. The leader of the temple is the mysterious figure called Father McKenzie who writes words to sermons that no one but Beatlists can hear.
Beatlists believe in four major gods: John, Paul, George and Ringo. Rather then hating the devil, they hate Yoko Ono and those who break away from Beatlism or those who hate the Beatles in general will have to spend their afterlife listening the ear-piercing squeals of Yoko Ono and her followers, Mark David Chapman and Pete Best.
Beatlists are avid mediatators and they often mediate in their spare time, similar to George's way of mediating, with a few variations. Rather than chanting "Om" they chant "Goo Goo Ga'choob. In doing so, they are able to contact their inner "Paul, John, George and Ringo."
Religious Holidays of Beatlists are the birthdays of the four gods ( and the international days of mourning, John and George's deaths.)
George Harrison B-day- February 25, 1943
George Harrison's Death- November 29, 2001
John Lennon's Death - December 8, 1980
A little bit about myself:
Yes, that is a real picture of me aint i hawt!?
I have a friend from Suadi Arabia. Her name is Ola.
I live in america. (sadly)
I'm left handed (okay..sometimes)
I'm a girl.
I'm about 15.
I amtotally obsessed with The Beatles.
I share a birthday with Michael Jackson
I am in all advanced class at my school. I am proud to admit I am a geek.
I have friends on here that i know in real life!
You may be able to reach me at(but thats just my business E-mail.)
Colour - Purple
T.V show - Glee, Raising Hope, Running Wilde
Movies A Hard Days Night Help! Yellow Submarine Twilight 1 2 and 3 transformers 1 and 2 Don't tell Mom the Babysitters Dead
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Video games: COD, Mario Bros, DRAGON AGE!!!
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Name all the members of the Beatles:
Who is your favorite?
Did you ever see them perform live?
Which Beatles are still alive?
Which are dead?
Favorite wife of a Beatle?
Favorite kid of a Beatle?
Favorite Beatle song?
Favorite Beatle album?
First Beatle album you purchased?
Have you heard all of their songs?
Do you own all of their albums?
What country are the Beatles from?
Do you own more Beatle records or CDs?
What was the best album cover?
Have you seen all of their movies?
Which is your favorite movie?
Top 3 favorite Beatle lyrics:
I read the
"Picture yourself in a boat on a river
How many years were the Beatles together?
The final line up lasted Eight years.
Who started the group?
Favorite Beatle movie scene?
If the Beatles were still together and touring, would you go see them?
Are the Beatles your favorite band?
How many books have you read about the Beatles?
Favorite biography of the band?
Favorite song from...
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band:A Day In The Life
Magical Mystery Tour:
A Hard Day's Night:
Beatles For Sale:
Favorite Scene from...
A Hard Day's Night:
Let It Be:
Favorite lyric from...
Let It Be?
Favorite Solo Song From...
This or That
John or Paul?
Why do you think the Beatles broke up?
How do you feel about the Beatles using drugs?
Were you alive when John died?
Sean and Julian Lennon
Have you listened to either of their music?
Favorite song by Sean?
Some more trivia...
What was the band's name before they decided on "the Beatles"?
If you could spend a day with the beatles...
3 questions you would ask them:
Would you be nervous?
SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE
If your life were a movie what would the soundtrack be?
A Day In The Life THE Beatles
Waking up: Help THE Beatles
First day at school:
Making you new best friend:
Falling in love:
Death of a close friend:
Mental break down:
Getting back together:
Birth of child:
Imagine John Lennon
Here Comes The Sun THE Beatles
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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender Matt
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Blue
3. Your first initial? L
4. Your month of birth? August
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Autumn
7. Your favorite number? 2
8. Do you like California or Florida more? California
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) My family to get more money somehow. o wait never mind, idk.
Are you done? Yes.
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time um... okay?
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
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- Awesomeness Quotes -
"Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson, The Last Oympian.
"Go chase a donut!' - Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters
"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant ' Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief
"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief
"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson, Battle of the Labyrinth
"I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson, TBotL
"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters
"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap.- Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian
3. Percy Jackson
4. Charles Beckendorf
5. Clarrise La Rue
6. Nico Di Angelo
7. Luke Castellan
8. Thalia Grace
10. Travis Stoll
11. Chris Rodriguez
1. Have you ever read a six/four romance? Would you?
2. What would your reaction be if two wanted to go out with seven?
3. What would be the decription for a five/two fic?
4. What genre would you pick for a ficinvolving Two, eleven, and six?
5. If Seven played a sport, what would it be?
6. Where would six and two go if they were dating?
7. Do you or anyone you know think that Six is hot?
8. 7 was in a relationship with 5 until 5 ran off with 11. 7 had a date with 4 and an unhappy affair wit 6. 7 finally took the advice of 1 and settled into a happy life with 8.
Luke was in a relationship with Clarisse until Clarisse ran off wit Chris. Luke had a date with Beckdorf (o_0) and a unhappy affair wit Nico (no comment). Luke finally took the advice of Grover and settled into a happy life wit Thalia. (yay)
9. Have anyone of your friends blabbed about 3?
YES! who doesn't. he hot! (so is nico!)
10. Have you written a fanfic about 3/6?
Yes! Neva doin that again!
11. Have you found a ff abou 11/3?
Y-es! He's Awesome!
N-ice as can be when happy
N-othing stands in her way
B-est at fighting
H-at that turns her invisible
R-un everywhere together
C-ool when together
B-etter than Prachel
E-verything done with eachother
T-he famous demigod couple
H-ottest couple ever!
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
-You burn food to see if it smells good.
-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
-You sometimes try to control water.
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
-Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
-You are a PJO character for Halloween.
-Recite lines randomly from the books.
-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
-You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!).
-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(guilty)
-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.(again guilty)
-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(ANNABETH!!)
-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod.
you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth.
you search up camp half blood on google.
you put in the address for Camp Half-Blood on google maps.
you curse out the gods when something bad happens.
when you get a splitting headache you blame hades.
you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true.
you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.
you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.
you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.
you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days.
you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.
everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at posideon.
everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades.
you talk about them nonstop.
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
You give all your siblings god parents. (Poseidon, Aphrodite,Hades)
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
You cried when you finished TLO
You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page
You're in love with a fictional character (cough cough PERCY JACKSON cough)
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D)
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood
If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff (she's SO gonna die!)
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile
If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile
If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!
You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Posideon)
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You dream about PJO every night. (I had this dream about Janus. He was forcing me to decide -.-)
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
You know PJO better then most sane people
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian)
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work
For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood
Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (haha, did that once in a subway. He was with his blond haired girlfriend, which was even creepier. xD)
You have an instant crush on Nico! (No, no, no, no, no. You give your heart to Percabeth!)
You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)
You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.
You want to learn Latin
You copy/paste this onto your profile
About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things
You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism!
percy+rachel= THE STUPIDEST COUPLE EVA!!
PERCABETH ALL THE WAY!!!!
I love PJO foreva and always!!!!!!!
I LUV percabeth and thalico.
PJO THE BEST!!!!!!
The Lightning Thief Prophecy:
You shall go west and face the god who has turned.
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.
The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:
You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,
You shall find what you seek and make it your own,
But despair for your life entombed within stone,
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.
The Titan's Curse Prophecy:
Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,
One shall be lost in the land without rain,
The bane of Olympus shows the trail,
Campers and Hunters combined prevail,
The titan's curse must one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.
The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:
You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,
The child of Athena's final stand.
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.
THE GREAT PROPHECY:
A half-blood of the eldest gods,
Shall reach sixteen against all odds.
And see the world in endless sleep,
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days.
Olympus to preserve or raze.
THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:
Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.
To storm or fire, the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.
A PROPHECY MY FRIEND SPROUTED
Clash of the world 5 halfbloods shall face
earth shall be covered in cold the gods may be defaced
by the choice of one she will be most powerful
the child of the suns choice may result in endless lull
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
How to keep a healthy level of insanity
1. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it ‘IN.’
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write ‘For Smuggling Diamonds.’
7. Finish all your sentences with ‘In accordance with the prophecy.’
8. don’t use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is ‘to go.’
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask, why don’t the poems rhyme?
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream ‘I Won!, I Won!’
18. When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot and yell: ‘Run for your lives, they’re loose!!’
19. Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.’
NEW! NEW! NEW! NEW! NEW! NEW! NEW! NEW! NEW!
20.Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer
21.Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.
22.Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunch room. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
23.Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
24.Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
25.Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
26.While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Madge.
27.Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.
28.Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."
29.Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender.
30.Send e-mail to people telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
31.Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
32.In the memo field of your checks, write "For Sexual Favors."
33.The minute the elevator doors close, yell, "God, who the hell farted??" Look at people accusingly.
34.Call in sick. From your cubicle.
35.Eat a Sloppy Joe in the library.
36.Use a nail file to pry off the buttons on a push-button phone, either yours or a friends. Rearrange the buttons when you replace them. This works especially well with large-button phones and friends that "drink and dial".
37.don't use capital letters
38. ONLY TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
39.During a performance review, keep a totally blank stare as the supervisor gives you their impressions, which are negative, and as they ask for your feedback, show a small grin, and then just state that its ok, as the mothership is coming soon.
AWESOME PJTO QUOTES!!!
1. (This is a very funny part in the third book the titans curse, They are at the hoover Dam) Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
2. (this is from the third book also) Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."
3. (this is from the third book also) "Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up."
4. (this one is from "Battle of the Labyrinth" the fourth book in the series, and i thing aphrodite is talking) "Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong."
5. (Percy and Annabeth having a Conversation in "The Lightning Theif"
PERCY: "What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?"
ANNABETH: "I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you."
ANNABETH: "Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?
6. (i'm not quite sure which book this is in but i think it is "The Titans Curse"
"Dreams like a podcast,
"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
7. (aphrodite speaking)
Aphrodite: "Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
Percy: "Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"
Aphrodite: "Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."
8. (This is one of my Favorites. I think the book is "Battle of the Labyrinth"
"Something was wrong with Luke," Annabeth muttered, poking at the fire with her knife. "Did you notice the way he was acting?"
"He looked pretty pleased to me," I said. "Like he'd spent a nice day torturing heroes."
"That's not true! There was something wrong with him. He looked...nervous. He told his monsters to spare me. He wanted to tell me something."
"Probably, 'Hi, Annabeth! Sit here with me and watch while I tear your friends apart. It'll be fun!'"
9. (this is from the "Titans Curse" REMEBER ARTEMIS AND APOLLO ARE BROTHER AND SISTER)
He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatcailly.
10. (i'm pretty sure this is from "The battle of the labyrinth or "The last olympian")
Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.
11. (from "The battle of the labyrinth)
"Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?
12. (from sea of monsters)
"We only came close to dying six or seven times, which i thought was pretty good. Once, I lst my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.
13. (from "Titans Curse" another one of my favorites)
"Can you surf really well, then?"
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)
14. (from battle of the labyrinth or The last olympian)
"God alert! Blackjack yelled. It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!""
15. (from the titans curse)
""Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
16. (from the "titans curse"
"It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.
-Percy, thinking about talking to Apollo"
17. (from "The Battle of the Labyrinth)
""Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure."
18. (from "The Last Olympian)
"I don't recommend shadow travel if you're scared of:
a) The dark
In other words, I thought it was awesome.
19. (from "The Sea of Monsters)
"Ever come home and found your room messed up? Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "clean" it, and suddenly you can't find anything? And even if nothing is missing, you get that creepy feeling like somebody's been looking through your private stuff and dusting everything with lemon furniture polish?"
20. (. )
""A Demigod!" one snarled.
21. (The Lightning theif)
"Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing."
22. (THE TITANS CURSE)
"In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day."
23. (The Last olympian I think)
"It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up
24. (The battle of the labyrinth
"You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed."
25. (The battle of the labyrinth)
"Jumping out a window five hundred feet aboveground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck."
26. "She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
27. "I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."
28. "Dance you guys!" Thalia ordered. "You look stupid just standing there."
29. "Annabeth: Hey, Seaweed Brain.
Percy: Will you stop calling me that?
Annabeth: You know you love it."
30.( the last olympian)
"It's him," I said. "Typhon."
31. (The lightning theif)
"All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorms room. Or maybe they'd realized I got my Essay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet without ever reading the book and now they were going to take away my grade. Or worse, they were going to make me read the book. "
32. (the lightning theif)
""Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy."
33. "There were a lot of answers I might've given, from "I knew that" to "LIAR!" to "Yeah right, and I'm Zeus." - Percy, after Quintus says that he is Daedalus"
34. ""Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure."
35. ""You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine."
36. "my mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either "yes" or "help".
Paul was looking back and forth between us, trying to read our expressions. finally he stepped forward.
Poseidon raised an eyebrow and then shook his hand.
"oh i see," Poseidon said. "a shame. i quite like blowfish. i an Poseidon."
"well!" my mother interrupted. "um, were so glad you could drop by. Paul, this is Percy's father."
Paul's jaw dropped. he stared at my mother. "Tyson is..."
37. (The lightning theif)
"Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."
38. (Tantalus can't have food because of a punishment)
"That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donught, which didn't help his mood. "
39. (Sea of monsters)
"I’ve met plenty of
40. "Everybody was patting Nico on the back, complimenting him on his fighting. Even the Ares kids thought he was pretty cool. Hey, show up with an army of undead warriors to save the day, and suddenly you're everybody's best friend."
41. ""why do you need to gallop while you fly?"
42. "As I got closer to the fence, I held my shirt over my nose to block the smell. One stallion waded through the muck and winnied angerly at me. He bared his teeth, which were pointed like a bear's.
I tried to talk to him in my mind. I can do that with most horses.
Hi, I told him. I'm going to clean your stables. Won't that be great? The horse said. Come inside! Eat you! Tasty half-blood! I protested. He created horses.
But I'm Poseidon's son,
Usually this gets me VIP treatment in the equestrian world, not this time.
Yes! The horse agreed enthusiasticly. Poseidon can come in, too! We will eat you both! Seafood! The other horses chimed in as they waded through the feild."
43. (The lightning theif)
""Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done well as the god of theater.""
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
GroverxApollo? NO! That would be scary and Juniper would be heartbroken.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Percy?! Hades yea!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Clarrise got Annabeth pregnant?! WTF?! They're bother girls, so that would be totally gross!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yea, there is alot of them:)
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Leo and Chiron!? ummmnnoooooooo it would be weird...
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
NicoXSelina cause its not as weird.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
Leo and Clarrise!? Omgs... Chiron would prolly walk away slowly..
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Thalia just seemes to catch the eye of a certain son of Apollo...but does she like him back?(Thalias not a huntress)
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No... i dont think so. there is 1x9 fluff though.
13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (4).
" Beckandorf and Chiron are in a happy relationship until Silena runs off with Chiron. Beckandorf, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Apollo and a brief unhappy affair with Grover, then follows the wise advice of Nico and finds true love with Percy.
What title would you give this fic?
One confused Charlie
15. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Apollo Annabeth? DAD! THATS MY FRIEND!!
16. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
I would probably cry but Leo doesnt seem to be someone to do that..
17. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
*backs away slowly*
18. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
Will! Get out of my room! you creeper!
19. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
I would put Beckendorf through couniling. he has been through alot of creepy stuff...
20. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
Leo and Apollo? What are they teaching? Music, and The-art-of-being-hyper?
21. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort
Hmmmmm Chiron Plays Dad...idk...
If you have ever threatened to cut someone's head off with a lunchtray, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to bond with one of your pets, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you swear to God that door RAN into you, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you think the plural for moose should be meese, copy this into your profile.
A black man is sitting in a diner when a white man walks in and tells the black man "No colored allowed"
The black man looks at the white man and says...
"When you were born, you were Pink.
"When you grew up you were white.
"When your sick your green.
"When your in the sun your red.
"When your mad your purple.
"When you die you'll be grey.
"And YOU have the nerve to call ME colored.
STOP RACEISM! COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU SUPPORT THIS.
If you always read the ending of a book before you get there, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a proud nerd, geek or dork, in any sense of the word, copy and paste this into your profile.
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching:
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Music and Poetry, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
"It came in a vision — a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you are Beatles with an A.' Thank you Mister Man, they said, thanking him." –John Lennon
"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?" –John Lennon
“You have to be a bastard to make it, and that’s a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.” –John Lennon
“Later, I went back and looked at it and realized that the walrus was the bad guy in the story and the carpenter was the good guy. I thought, ‘Oh, shit, I picked the wrong guy. I should have said, “I am the carpenter.”’ But that wouldn’t have been the same, would it? ‘I am the carpenter…’” –John Lennon
“You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are!” –John Lennon
“Part of me suspects that I’m a loser, and the other part of me thinks I’m God Almighty.” –John Lennon
“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.” –John Lennon
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” –Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It's the dirty story of a dirty man
It's a thousand words, give or take a few,
If you really like it you can't have the rights,
There you go again, hiding behind you strange cliches!" Ringo Starr
"We're bigger than Jesus." John Lennon
"Its kinda fun to do the impossible." Walt Disney
"GO F#&K OFF!" John Lennon too a nosy reporter
"I found Jesus, he was hiding behind my sofa."
"I like grapes." Ringo Starr
"Have a nice, abuse free day." Lord Kelvin
"Now what?" Me, whenever I finish a book I was reading for over three months.
"Remember, love is all you need." Me and John Lennon
"WWJD!What would John (Lennon) do?" Me
"Jamie wants big boom." Jamie Hynaman from MythBusters
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