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Joined 02-18-10, id: 2259977, Profile Updated: 04-09-10
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Apparently people actually look at my profile to see what kind of person I am. So here goes. I'll add to/modify this as things come to mind.

Favourite name: Mine.

Favourite age: Whatever age I'm currently at.

Favourite gender: The opposite of mine.

Favourite nationality: Zetsubou shita! The artificially imposed division of the world's population has left me in despair!

Favourite colour: That sound an empty beer bottle makes when you throw it against a brick wall.

Favourite sorting algorithm: Quantum Bogosort.

Favourite food: The free kind.

Literary works I found interesting: Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker series, Thomas Mann's Doctor Faustus, Neil Gaiman's Sandman series, Shakespeare's Hamlet, Joseph Heller's Catch 22, Robert A Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land

Movies I found interesting: Seven Samurai, This is Spinal Tap, Tokyo Zombie, Mean Guns, Carnival of Souls (1962), The Ascent (1976)

Anime I found interesting: Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Grave of the Fireflies, Hoshi no Koe, Azumanga Daioh, Mai Hime, Bubblegum Crisis, Aria, Serial Experiments Lain

Anime episode titles I found interesting: The Beast That Shouted Love at the Heart of the World, The Man Who Dwells in the Shadows of the Net - Chat! Chat! Chat!, Under the Gravity's Rainbow, Endings are Always...

Martial arts styles I found interesting: Northern Mantis, Harimau Silat, Baji Pigua, Nakayama lineage Shotokan, La Verdadera Destreza, Aikido, Huleijia Taijiquan

What can you expect from my work?

- Weekly updates as long as I have working fingers. I keep several chapters ahead of what I post, and I have a story idea mostly plotted out before I start writing anything.

- Writing with an eye towards realism

What won't you see in my work?

- Superpower Naruto

- Character bashing

- Harem (I reserve the right to use a two person harem, just in case I come up with a plot idea that would benefit from having such a dynamic)

- Voting on pairings or any important plot points. Sorry, the story's been plotted out already and allowing voting on something like that would screw with my plans.

Frozen Heart, Crimson Steel reviews
A different sealing, an unexpected tragedy, another stolen scroll, a new team. Changes in his background put Naruto on a different path as he struggles to meet his destiny. FemHaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 144,103 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Naruto U., Haku