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Joined 02-18-10, id: 2260404, Profile Updated: 10-05-14
Author has written 5 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Misc. Books.

Urgh

It's been four years since I updated anything on here (SORRY)

((PARTICULARLY SORRY TO ANYONE WAITING FOR PROGRAMS ARE PEOPLE TOO))

But yeah

I also have an ao3? If you want it, message me. I might eventually cross post some stuff.

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It's A Screamer's World by Ceris Malfoy reviews
Various drabbles revolving around Starscream that will probably never be completed or turned into the full-length fics they should be. All are up for grabs. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot's Odd Ideas. Newest chapter: Working For It.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,195 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Starscream
An Odd Occurrence by xdragonslayerx reviews
Bee doesn't realize just how much his upbringing has to do with both Autobots and Decepticons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,441 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bumblebee, Starscream, Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Nine Months by sphinx01 reviews
Ratchet embarks on the adventure of his life when he becomes attending physician to a pregnant Carly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,171 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ratchet, Carly W. - Complete
A Life To Live by Afrolady114 reviews
Usually time can heal all wounds. Sometimes it takes a fateful reunion of 2 friends. Separated for millions of years, secrets will be revealed; some more deadly than others. Transformers/many other universes. First FF. Rated T for now
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
too hard to stand aside by dytabytes reviews
Drunk dialing is a horrible thing, even for robots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Three by Sinead Rivka reviews
.:G1:. Prowl has discovered the logical law of threes. Everything happens in threes. Especially trouble. Mental break drabble fic turned multi-parter, maybe more on the way. J/P friendship, non-slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
At Parody's End by Agent047 reviews
My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,852 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
A Transformation in Five Acts by Ha-Hee Prime reviews
OP&M OP/E1 "You want to know something, Optimus Out-Of-Whose-Tailpipes-The-Light-Shineth Prime? Today I find myself wondering if it's worth it after all." Soundwave's death triggers a tiny change in Megatron. But what will peace require?COMPLETE & revised
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,600 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Elita One, Optimus Prime, Megatron] - Complete
Boredom in the Face of Klingons by mattmetzger reviews
Second in the Progression Series. Jim thinks you simply have no choice but to respect a man who can look bored in the middle of Klingon torture.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Kirk's Completely Logical Executive Decision by fireonfire reviews
Another redshirt dies in a ridiculous way. Captain Kirk makes an executive decision.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/11/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
25 Reasons Star Trek is Cooler than Twilight by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Not really 2009-specific.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
Unusual by Kakawot reviews
"That's not true, Sam. Prowl, for example, sucks at chess." - Oneshot, '07-verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sam Witwicky, Prowl - Complete
Stuck by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Prowl shows up at base with a problem. Thing is: he doesn't want to see Ratchet about it. So, who better to solve the problem than Jazz. Might not have been such a good idea after all. Rated for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Purple by QoS reviews
Why do the Stunticons have purple optics when all the other Decepticons have red ones?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Pomp and Circumstance by Cru- That Uptown Girl reviews
What Sam hadn't seen coming were the six soldiers at the railing of the topmost row of the stadium. More appropriately: two soldiers, and four semi-solid holograms of soldiers. Sam was going to kill every last one of them.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
The Care and Keeping of Healthy Younglings by Kathrine reviews
G1 AU. Too many younglings running wild on your military base? Just follow these simple steps for stress-free sparkling-care. As an added measure, be sure to stock plenty of high-grade in a Jazz-proof locker. You'll need it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Transformers Shakespeare by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGeek reviews
This came from watching the Transformer movie and doing a report about Shakespeare. Enjoy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
Just Sit Back by thedinoknowsall reviews
One-shot, G1. Prowl does some thinking. And some realizing. In the med-bay. 'Nother silly plot bunny that jumped me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Prowl - Complete
Immaculate conception by taralynden reviews
The truth will always come out, one way or another. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Grass is Dry and Crunchy on Both Sides by Aciddrop Kitty reviews
Megatron kills Starscream... except Starscream is alive and Megatron doesn't exist... or is it the other way around? 100% Pure and unadulterated CRACK!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Sparkles by Fritz Will Get You reviews
Soundwave learns that Skywarp isn't the only one banned from being 'creative' while Jazz wonders why Prowl twitches every time he mentions arts and crafts. Oneshot, just for laughs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Prowl, Soundwave - Complete
A Different Approach by KiaMianara reviews
"Birds of a feather flock together" or so Jazz had heard and with both of them being called "insane" the saboteur figured he could just as well befriend with Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Jazz, Starscream - Complete
Ratbat and Pigeons by kai-frost reviews
Ratbat and pigeons; a lost evolutionary link? Poor Soundwave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Ratbat, Soundwave - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
A Lack of Sophistication by DitzyMusicLover reviews
Sophisticated people play Chess. Rednecks spend hours on end with a sheet of bubble wrap. - Jeff Foxworthy. A little diddle I wrote in 10 minutes today to tide y'all over while I get back to Lost Feet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Request by Beregond5 reviews
G1. What's a small favour between friends?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Of a Feather by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1. Oneshot. They didn’t know why the alien jets chose to fly with them. Perhaps they were bored. Perhaps they liked messing with their heads. Perhaps they just didn’t like flying alone. Seeker-centric, OCs involved.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Hooked On The 'E' by Pineapple Potpourri reviews
It seemed harmless. It never moved, it couldn't talk, and no one knew what it was or where it was from. Yet somehow it took dozens of lives, and changed that of others drastically. If only it came with a warning label: "Do Not Swallow."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblin King by Lucillia reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
Master Plans by Dragon of Dispair reviews
g1. crossover "Megatron was thinking that was the most convoluted and downright stupid plan he'd ever heard of..." oneshot.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Spaceballs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Megatron - Complete
Head Case by DitzyMusicLover reviews
Ratchet has an interesting medical case today. I don't own Transformers, or any of the characters used in this fic, not even their toys.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Ratchet - Complete
The Great Toaster Prank by LegacyRBluesummers reviews
Crackfic, Ratchet, the Twin Terrors, and Toaste
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Second Chances by Straya reviews
[Gen1, post TF:TM] Killed in a surprise attack, they were the casualties of the Great War. However, a final prayer to Primus by one dying Autobot may have given them all a second chance. [Complete!]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,628 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Complete
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Programs are People Too reviews
Before the war began, a supercomputer was created. But when it gained sentience, it was locked away. Now, actions from vorns ago can harm the future, and a far more powerful enemy is summoning his greatest achievements -the best of both armies- back home!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Prowl, Shockwave
Attack of the Robot Unicorn reviews
Jazz is late as usual, the Twins are slacking off as usual, Wheeljack is causing things to blow up as usual, and Fireflight is good at Robot Unicorn Attack as...not usual. What? Crack fic. Prowl and I now have matching headaches. Ow.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Prowl
Memories of a Dead Man reviews
Touching Spirit Bear: While Cole was on his island, Peter was constantly trying to kill himself. Why? Peter only ever told a little bit of his side of the story. Alternate title 'Second Attempt'. Rated for attempted suicide. NOT a happy fic.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Screaming reviews
It was a vicious cycle. If he did anything, it was because it had already been done. Slight AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
What're You Trying to Tell Me? reviews
It's a normal day for Prowl - until Jazz bursts in and suddenly it's...not...normal anymore. Because bad things tend to happen when Wheeljack builds something - anything. Plus, no one has really bothered to ask why there's a hamster in the Ark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete