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Joined 02-18-10, id: 2260789, Profile Updated: 03-16-13
Author has written 50 stories for Alice, 2009, Doctor Who, Star Trek: 2009, Star Wars, Pokémon, Star Wars, Once Upon a Time, James Bond, Man From UNCLE, Hunger Games, Monty Python, Avengers, and Captain America.

College student, part-time author, and general weirdo. I'm not mad, just charmingly eccentric. I also LOVE reviews: they brighten my day and give me the impetus to write faster. Feed the ficauthor? :D

FUN FACTS ABOUT ALICE:

(I'm sorry but these things just bug me when they show up. No offense meant if you've used something that goes against these in your fic, I probably loved it anyway.)

--> The Queen had built her reign on Tea. From the sound of it, pretty much the only thing keeping her in charge was the fact that so many people were drinking Tea. The more Tea heads the better for her. It was legal. So, while Hatter does own a smuggling boat, it's doubtful that it was Tea he was smuggling. Food, books, people, medicine, machinery, goods from our world, and pretty much anything else you can think of that might be regulated and mismanaged might qualify, but somehow, I don't think Tea was it.

--> There are two Alice books: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, and Through the Looking Glass And What Alice Found There. For The Alice, the books take place six months apart, the first in May, the second in November. She is seven years old in both of them.

--> The Red Queen and the Queen of Hearts are not the same person. The tend to be mushed together in many adaptions, but unlike with Hatter/Hatta and March Hare/Haigha, Carroll made a point of saying that they were not the same person and represented two different ends of the antagonistic spectrum, with the Queen of Hearts being all about unrestrained passion and the Red Queen being about strict control.

--> He's not actually called the Mad Hatter in the books, not directly at least. The Cheshire Cat warns Alice that he's mad- and then goes on to reveal that everyone in Wonderland is mad, including the Cat and Alice, rendering calling him the Mad Hatter a bit redundant. While he's certainly got a flair for it, he's no more or less insane than anyone else in Wonderland.

-->According to howmanyofme.com Hatter is the surname of about 3,830 people in the US (45 of them go by David). So, while the name would be considered unusual, it wouldn't be so to the point where it would absolutely have to be changed.

ABOUT THE STORIES:

-->Carol in Wonderland and Punchclock are on hold until the muses come back for more than three paragraphs at a time. :P

-->Down the Plot Hole is finished! Author's notes can be read here.

-->Poisoned Piece is finished! Author's notes can be read here.

--> Through a Looking Glass, Darkly is finished. On my LiveJournal account, you can find art, a cast list, and author's notes.

-->UPCOMING: Stolen Tarts: The miniseries from Jack's POV.

-->UPCOMING: Shatters and Shards: The Primeval/Alice fusion, where Connor and Hatter are the same person as raised in different timelines, currently slated to be five parts long.

I am sorry I'm not updating as frequently as I should be, but I'm trying to actually finish something before I post it. Also, schoolwork gets harder the more law classes you take. The more you know...

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Reconstructing Wonderland by Helen Palsgraf reviews
Post-revolution reconstruction in Wonderland takes Hatter and Alice back through the Looking Glass, where everyone's problems are just beginning. Statecraft, emotional development... and some smut. ** Yes! I'm finally continuing this story. It will wrap here soon! **
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hatter, Alice H.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12046 - Favs: 14,362 - Follows: 13,021 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The End Where I Begin by Kyriana42 reviews
The Mad Hatter is on his deathbed, Connor wants out of the ARC. When some men in suits show up, and call Connor the "new replacement" what will happen?Set 50 years WonderlandTime and 5 years our time before events of Syfy Alice and on.Full Summary Inside
Crossover - Primeval & Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,880 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Connor T., Alice H.
Heavy by candyflavordlies reviews
Losing balance is sort of a very big thing for members of the Hatter clan. He isn't ignorant enough to think this has nothing to do with her. He's also not stupid enough to think this has *only* to do with her. Sequel to Some Sort of Fairy Tale. UPDATED!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Hatter, Alice H.
Ever Wonder by Diabolicael reviews
What if Alice had been an interesting and halfway intelligent character? A reworking of Syfy's Alice -as Dark Storm was to TinMan- from start to finish. Hatter is fleshed out a bit as well. If you're not sure it's for you, read Ch5. You'll see.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,817 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
A Slayer in Wonderland by Lady Irish Rose reviews
Alice Hamilton, a Vampire Slayer, finds herself in an unusual situation after her boyfriend is abducted. In an attempt to rescue him, she ends up in Wonderland, right in the middle of a political quagmire where revolution is brewing...
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 219,240 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Of Tea and Tension by Raeni12345 reviews
Emotion teas are being sold as drugs in Alice's world. Hatter and Alice return to Wonderland to search for answers, only to find that Hatter is the prime suspect.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 72,860 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
To the Looking Glass World by Seraphim-Burning reviews
ON HIATUS Part Two of One and Two and Through and Through:
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,492 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Three For Tea by Sar-kaz-m reviews
A three-way crossover of SyFy's Alice, Burton's Alice In Wonderland film, and Bri-chan's WCMI comic. Alice Kingsley and Alice Hamilton accidentally end up in the 'Land, and find themselves comparing adventures - and Hatters - with Alice Liddell
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alice, Alice H.
Otherside Encounter by animegus farmus reviews
It just wasn't Officer Gulch's day...BONUS CHAPTER THE EIGHTH Officer Gulch learns something he already knew...
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,827 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Cain, DG - Complete
A Very Unmerry Unbirthday by kryptofreak reviews
Syfy's Alice. Alice has left Wonderland, leaving Hatter alone. He's left behind, regretting not going with her. Goes into Hatter's past as well as what he did before returning to Alice.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009
The War for Wonderland by wondertross reviews
This is from SyFy's Alice. What if not everything had gone as smoothly as it did? What if there were still those loyal to the Queen? What if Alice started a war? Alice finds her way back, and nothing is as she left it, no one is the same
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
And The Band Keeps Playing On by Yum reviews
Jim asked five questions about Tarsus. He received five answers.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,179 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/24/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Alice in Underland: The Return by DariaSilver reviews
Book Two of the Alice in Underland trilogy. After two years, Alice returns to Underland to face a destiny far greater than she could ever have imagined.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 258,884 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Taken by Tay-21 reviews
Connor and Abby find themselves in a very dark situation with only the other to rely on, if they can learn to trust each other. The new version is now complete. See Author's Note for more details on this version of the story. Please read and review.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,688 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
Some Sort of Fairy Tale by candyflavordlies reviews
Not a prince, nor a Knight. Nothing special but a walking library with an enchanted hand. This is a 4 part series with a heavy focus on Hatter, starting with his meeting with the Doctors up to sometime before Alice's departure. Rated T for canon violence.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Tumbling into Madness by Laialda reviews
Eight year old Harry Potter was trudging through another day when something wonderful and terrifying occurs. Find out what happens when he ends up on the other side of the Looking Glass... A Harry and Hatter family story. Sequel is in progress.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,762 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - [Hatter, Alice H.] Harry P. - Complete
Scars by Kioasakka reviews
Hatter fears Alice will reject him because of the scars he got in the torture room. AxH
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Common Courtesy by candyflavordlies reviews
Just a Hatter thought as he and Alice are interrupted during that horribly awkward goodbye.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Tip Of The Tongue by Jathanielxx reviews
Hatter had always been sensitive about his teeth, and having Alice stare at them didn't make him feel any better.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Mirrors Repeat by how does she do it reviews
When the Adventure was over, the Mirror was supposed to send her back home. But Mirrors repeat, and it sends her back to the day before. The day when she and Hatter almost kissed, when she first found her father. It sends her the chance to change it all.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,199 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
Shades of Grey by fyd818 reviews
Curious about the world that took Alice away from him, Hatter goes to Otherland to investigate. He finds Alice, but she is not quite ready to return to her true home. He will wait for her Above, but something is terribly wrong… AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,494 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Cloudy With A Chance Of Connors by iEvenstarEstel reviews
One of Connor's experiments goes wrong. Set Series 3, post Ep 3.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Abby M., Connor T.
The Doctors and the Nurses They Adore Me So by Lauralot reviews
You can lead a clown to Arkham, but can you keep him in?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,839 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
The Sentinel by iEvenstarEstel reviews
Hatter's survival skills and his sanity are tested when he and Alice are stalked by something nefarious.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,438 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Women Are From Earth, Men Are From Wonderland by Sar-kaz-m reviews
A common 'couple' issue arises between Alice and Hatter, and Alice finally internalizes a very important fact. Rating for frank discussion of reproduction.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Forget Me Not by Je Love You reviews
The Hatter feared that Alice wouldn't remember him after she left Underland, but he never considered the possibility that he would forget Alice. AxH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,373 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
One and Two and Through and Through by Seraphim-Burning reviews
When her son is kidnapped Alice Kingsleigh must return to a world she has avoided for seven years to face the kidnappers, her own demons, as well as the boy's father. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,090 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Don't You Forget About Me by Sar-kaz-m reviews
Hatter follows Alice through the Looking Glass -- but something goes wrong.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
The One That Got Away by KamikazeCreamPuff reviews
Hatter explains to Alice a thing or two about... LADY GAGA? A little crack!fic done in the spirit of April Fool's Day.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Suspension of Disbelief by Random-Battlecry reviews
She always knew there was something that warned Jack, that day in her apartment. She just didn't know till now that it was her. An old friend of Hatter's lends a hand, and Time decides to be flexible for once. Alice/Hatter. One-shot.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Through the Looking Glass Once More by Aras Potter reviews
After Alice left Underland, she found herself falling into depression. Some even think she is mad. So, she decides it is time to travel back to Underland. This time, she won't be going home. Tim Burton Version. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,027 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Ravens and Writing Desks by skaia7 reviews
Hatter learns about love just when he needs it the most. Alice/Hatter, H/C. Fever. Sickness. Partly inspired by Adam Lambert's "Whatya Want from Me?" WARNING - I know how to use apostrophes, etc. Format screwed up, especially Pt 3. :/ Trying to fix.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,874 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Back Through the Glass by fiddle child reviews
Hatter found Alice after she had returned from Wonderland, but he never did show up at her apartment the next day. A week later, Alice can't get her mind off him. Not all is well in Wonderland. First chapter fiction, so feedback is appreciated.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,841 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
There for You by Pennywhistle78 reviews
Alice couldn't just have let her pain for her father go so quickly, not after being so obsessed with it for so long. And who better to comfort her than Hatter?
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Thus Beaten Out of Season by Ariadne Quinn reviews
There's something rotten in the land of wonder...can Hatter fix things before it's too late?
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,945 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Quiet Desperation by Beth Einspanier reviews
It is the year 1881, in a world of madness and terror. One retired army doctor, plunged into the thick of the eldritch horrors that rule the world, is about to find a refuge of logic, and hopefully a means to restoring human superiority.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010
please excuse her for the day by HI MY NAME IS uncool reviews
In which Alice is broken.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
All in the Past by TamieH reviews
Picks up right at the end of series 3. Connor/Abby and Sarah/Becker. I hope this feels like an episode of the show. I specifically wanted the character interaction to feel right. No big changes since I completed this, just wanted to correct some mistakes
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Connor T., Abby M.
Chasing Ghosts by Celia Stanton reviews
Jack Heart went through the Looking Glass only once after Alice left Wonderland, to remind himself why it had all been worth it. Alice/Hatter, from Jack's point of view.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Halfway Gone by AngelsShadow816 reviews
When a mysterious affliction threatens Hatter's sanity, Alice and Hatter return to Wonderland to find answers. Through the Looking Glass, they find a frozen wasteland and a strange little girl who says she's been waiting for them. Alice/Hatter.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,513 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Hatter, Alice H.
Needs by megan1300 reviews
All princes can't be that bad, can they?
Crossover - Tin Man & Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Azkadellia, Jack Hearts/Jack Chase - Complete
The Return of the Red Queen by Sayana-De-Devarsky reviews
Just because the Queen was taken off her throne, doesn't mean she holds no power. Indeed her followers have gathered. It's up to Alice and her trusty Hatter to save their friends. Can they save Wonderland and keep their heads? Based off syfy's alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
Tea and Crumpets by Ava Telcontar reviews
Syfy's Alice. Missing scenes. Be kind.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,380 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009
At the Drop of a Hat by Random-Battlecry reviews
Hatter takes a little convincing to take the plunge and go after Alice. And if the convincing includes threats, insults, and a hostage, well. The ends justify the means, right? Charlie gives him a firm shove in the right direction. SyFy's Alice. One shot.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Hatter, White Knight/Charlie - Complete
In Sickness, In Health by Random-Battlecry reviews
Hatter's only in Alice's world for a week when he experiences the wonders of the common cold. Of course Alice isn't going to take advantage of his weakened state to ask him some hard questions! Why would you think such a thing? Oneshot for SyFy's Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
A Wonderland Romance by Sayana-De-Devarsky reviews
A series of one shots based off Syfy's alice. Pretty much all based on the wonderful romance of Alice and Hatter. Rating will come into play later.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
Barghest: The Three Heads of Cerebus by Secret Weapon reviews
Adam's going to University so Aziraphale and Crowley agree to Dog-sit. You try to do a friend a favour, and the next thing you know it's another one of *those* weeks where the world could end. Featuring Death, ducks and UST with disastrous consequences.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,289 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 342 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 253 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
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Ephemera reviews
The life and times of Effie Trinket
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Effie T. - Complete
The Daemons From UNCLE
Fusion with the His Dark Materials series: I wanted to write about Illya, backstory, and daemons, and accidentally a multipart fic 'verse.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,434 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Illya K.
What's In A Name? reviews
A discussion for first time parents.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Alice H.
Once and Future reviews
Who doesn't love a happy ending? Spoilers for "The Angels Take Manhattan."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, P. Carter - Complete
Better Late reviews
It would take a very cold woman indeed to pass up the chance to be reunited with the man she loved. A short "Peggy as M" fic, with minor cameos by 60s spy-fi organizations. Peggy/Steve
Crossover - James Bond & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2012 - M 3, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Growing Pains reviews
Henry Mills grows up in Storybrooke. He's the only one who does.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Henry Mills, The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
You Say You Want A Revolution reviews
Canton is no stranger to living a double life- that's what most of his adulthood has been, if he's being honest. But at least then he'd known what he was doing. Takes place around The Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon, told in Canton's POV.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Canton D.
Notes From Exile reviews
She's not a Jedi, and not a Sith. She prefers to call herself a veteran, but 'General' is becoming truer every day. Vingettes about a greyside, female Exile, with Handmaiden along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik
Not The Usual Spiel reviews
It's Purim time! Alice is baking, Hatter wants his apartment back, and Carol is beginning to miss having her daughter at home.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Carol H. - Complete
Through the Stomach reviews
Alice and Hatter in the kitchen.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Lights reviews
In which Alice tries to overcome her lingering commitment issues, and Hatter tries to deny that he needs help. Results are mixed. Written for azuremonkey in the Alice Holiday Fic Exchange.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Through a Looking Glass, Darkly reviews
AU: What if the White Rabbit had kidnapped Alice's entire family that 23rd of March? Or, the zany adventures of Suit!Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,507 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Here There Be Unicorns reviews
Sir Charles had met exactly one unicorn in his long life. This is the story of that meeting. Crossover with "Charlie the Unicorn", I kid you not.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - White Knight/Charlie - Complete
Mourning After reviews
Written for the kinkmeme: Spock/McCoy, after they'd both lost their partners Nyota and Jim, respectively. Character death, slash, nonexplicit sex.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Life Less Ordinary reviews
One-shots and drabblets about the more surreal adventures of the Enterprise crew. Chapter Six: But the sex was spectacular!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010
Self Loathing reviews
Nu!Trek does "The Enemy Within". Written for the kinkmeme: contains noncon, selfcest, and references to child abuse and pedophilia. This is nasty; you've been warned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - J. Kirk
Le Morte De Jim reviews
There was a kinkmeme request to give Kirk a Cotard delusion- where people think that they've died. This is the fill.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Like Riding A Bike reviews
Believe it or not, Hatter couldn't pick everything up perfectly on his first go around.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Hatter, Alice H.
Thunderbolt reviews
Jim Kirk: boldly coming where no man has come before.
Crossover - Pokémon & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Pikachu, J. Kirk - Complete
Mea Culpa reviews
"It's not my fault! I'm not to blame!" Kirk's stepfather tells it like it is.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
A Kid's Story reviews
A perfect, fairy tale ending.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Hatter - Complete
For I Love You As My Soul reviews
Alice and Hatter are getting married. Mazel Tov! O Frabjous Day!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
The Stories We Tell reviews
When you get right down to it, the two worlds aren't so different after all. Something like a crossover.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Queen of Hearts - Complete
Love reviews
Sometimes it takes more than three words. Pure schmoop.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Phantasmagoria reviews
You can take the Hatter out of Wonderland, but he can never quite leave it behind.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Poisoned Piece reviews
Hatter's plan worked: Charlie rode to Alice's rescue, and the pair of them got away to relative safety. Now what? And how? NOW COMPLETE
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,941 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
Ten ConManMents reviews
There are rules for people in Hatter's line of work. Good thing he's never been one for rules, or he'd have to be very disappointed in himself.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Scotty's List reviews
The Enterprise crew breaks all the rules. Even the ones they make themselves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Uhura Wins reviews
During the reboot of 'Tomorrow is Yesterday' Captain Christopher observes a bit of social evolution.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/12/2010 - N. Uhura - Complete
Two Immortals Walk Into A Bar reviews
And everyone else is dead. So they get to talking... Doom/Heroes/Star Trek fusion
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Totally reviews
Spock and T'Pring, sittin' in a tree...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - J. Kirk, N. Uhura - Complete
Save the Enterprise reviews
Jim has a *thing* about superheroes. And with his crew, that's quite the problem. Multiverse fusion.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Hug A Bunch reviews
Cuddling is only logical.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Spock - Complete
When Motrin Turns You Blue reviews
Jim has a headache.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Would you come back to my place, bouncybouncy? reviews
You just never know when you might need to flag down the hovercraft de-eeler in St. Petersburg.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Trouble at the Mill reviews
It's torture, Jim. Just not as we know it.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Judge me by my size, do you? reviews
Written for the prompt: Yoda is on the Enterprise.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Yoda, J. Kirk
A Much More Respectable Bird reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt: If you want to avoid having Child Services come down to talk to you, wait until your child has had his head lac sutured and is dispo'ed before pulling out your bottle of Wild Turkey at bedside and taking sips.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Five Loves reviews
Eskimos were supposed to have thirty-two words for love; Winona Kirk has felt enough for five of them.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Winona K. - Complete
Welcome to the Planet reviews
Five things Hatter likes about his new life on Earth.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Punchclock reviews
Hatter is a working man.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hatter
Raising Alice reviews
No one ever said being a single mother was easy. But they never said it was this hard either.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Carol H., Alice H. - Complete
Carol in Wonderland reviews
It's not that she never noticed anything off about her daughter's boyfriend. But David was so utterly devoted to Alice that she was willing to overlook a few quirks. Being from another planet is not a quirk. It might even be a deal breaker.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Carol H.
Down the Plot Hole reviews
AKA: We loved your show SyFy, but parts of it just made no sense. NOW COMPLETE Although requests for further plot hole fills will be taken.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Of Great Price reviews
Orientation for the Diamond subset of the Casino workers.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Carpenter - Complete
The Hangover reviews
Hatter has always been the man with a plan. So why is it he has no idea what he's doing after Alice returns home?
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Hatter - Complete
Haber Dash reviews
What if Hatter didn't go through the Looking Glass, but instead sought alternate means of travel? Or, had in land in front of him, whatever.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2010 - 10th Doctor, Hatter - Complete
March Madness reviews
Mad March is one of Wonderland's greatest living legends, right up until he's not.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Mad March, Hatter
Tart reviews
Definition: sharp, harsh; "sharp criticism"; "a sharp-worded exchange"; "a tart remark"// Jack faces his mother after his not-so-triumphant return to Wonderland.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Jack Hearts/Jack Chase, Queen of Hearts - Complete
Questions and Answers reviews
Drs. Dee and Dum have fun with Hatter. And by fun, I mean torture. With cattle prods.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Hatter - Complete