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Joined 02-19-10, id: 2261069, Profile Updated: 01-27-11
Author has written 3 stories for Count of Monte Cristo, Diana Wynne Jones, Lord of the Rings, and Twilight.

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single world of what I am saying." ~Oscar Wilde´╗┐

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A Voyage Unforeseen by Love-the-Boots reviews
The story we all know and love, told through Nat Eaton's eyes. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Witch of Blackbird Pond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,695 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
Underexposed by daisy3853 reviews
When Jasper walks into her photography classroom, Bella knows nothing of his broken past. All she knows is what she feels: an immediate connection to a beautiful stranger. Rated M for language and violent themes. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 173,248 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Two Ice Cold Rootbeers by The Brilliant Fool reviews
Last Chapter, and Author's note. Anne Elliot has spent the last five years in regret. When Ahmir Wentworth comes back into her life, it's time for some major reevaluation. Complete, but please review.
Persuasion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,036 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Red Light, Green Light by orchidvines reviews
You're a little screwed up. No, seriously. Everything you meddle in just spontaneously combusts. Kind of like the Midas Touch, but just, you know, less about gold and more about crap. Emma, Modern Day.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,840 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6240 - Favs: 3,904 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,878 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hot Summer Night by dontstealmyvitaminies reviews
I don't do camping. I don't do teamwork. I make tea for bane-of-my-existence-Darcy. But four days in the wilderness, alright, the Blue Mountains, taught me something. Firstly, I AM THE SPOTTO QUEEN. Secondly, Meat Loaf is epic. And lastly - I love Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Mercy, Mercy Me by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth is a gum-snapping Meryton High teen and Darcy just happens to absolutely suck at being affectionate. No big. One-shot! Hay.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
There You Were by Blue Chance reviews
You were there, my love... so why should I retell the story to you now? To myself? Why should I relive the pain?
Becoming Jane - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009
586 Things NOT To Do At Hogwarts by WanderingChild24601 reviews
As the title suggests...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
Loaded Accusation by Jinxgirl reviews
Buffy and her friends have an accusation for the Twilight crew. Oneshot, humor.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Buffy S., Bella - Complete
Collide by Princess of the Pearl reviews
It's been a long time since Elizabeth Swann, Pirate King, has needed saving from anyone. But as it turns out, even the Pirate King needs rescuing every once in awhile, especially after losing nearly everything that's important to her. SPARRABETH.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Lies and Lovers by The World of My Creation reviews
A very Modern/AU N&S. Margaret Hale used to date Henry Lennox. That is until he broke her heart years ago. Now that their relatives are marrying each other and Henry is bringing his fiancee, Margaret needs a faux date pronto! Maybe her best friend?
North and South - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,099 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Complete
Untamed by Ac Colins reviews
Another human girl has stumbled into Narnia and she isn't about to go swooning for some blonde king or his moody brother. Edmund can't stand the simpering women at court. He wants something more than just an anchor holding him back. Set in the Golden Age.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 71,866 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Love and Other Labels by dontstealmyvitaminies reviews
Eli hated a lot of things. England, Headmistress du Bourg, Clare Bingley, her label, but particularly Darcy. It was very inconvenient for her, then, that they were forcibly engaged. Not to mention the fact that she might just be falling in love with him.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 226,969 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Green Eyes by SpaceAnJL reviews
Because denial isn't just a river... A dark little piece of introspection, pre S1 finale.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Fiction Tournament by Elliot Pole reviews
Remember in "Something Rotten" when Thurday and Yorrick Kane had their fiction battle? Well, that's what this is, except it's a tournament. Featuring: Geppetto, Fagin, Humbert Humbert, Lucy Pevensie, Winston Smith, Javier, and others. Who will win?
Jasper Fforde - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008
Ancient History Deserves a Helmet by orchidvines reviews
Anne Elliot, professional pushover, freelance artist, and closet cynic is about to get her clean slate. If only a certain ex would agree to bury the hatchet. Or y'know, stop being such a douchebag . Persuasion, Modern-day! Rated T for language & completed
Persuasion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,461 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
The Epic Adventures of Colonel Rhinoceros Brandon by Horrible Rhino Story reviews
After Colonel Brandon is accidentally turned into a rhinoceros on his wedding day, he sets off on a perilous quest with some unlikely fictional characters in order to return to his human form. Probably the strangest story ever written.
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008
Tom & Polly: The Dream by Fortunate Mistress reviews
The night of that fateful sports day: Tom has left for Australia and Polly has a dream. Tom & Polly, and Fire & Hemlock are all copyright of Diana Wynn Jones.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Pride and Prejudice: A Hobbit's Tale by Lillian C1 reviews
Complete! Five unwed sisters have little hopes of making a decent match in the rustic town of Bree. However, the distant stirrings of the War of the Ring lead to unexpected improvements in the local marriage market.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,339 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
A Dream of Thee by nefret24 reviews
A Lord Peter Wimsey Harriet Vane Fic. Spoilers for Gaudy Night and Busman's Honeymoon. Just engaged, the couple go on the river. Please RR.
Peter Wimsey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Complete
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Not All Those who Wander are Lost reviews
A journey from darkness to life... Preview only, on hiatus
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010
Heartbreaker reviews
Parody - Twilight/Howl's Moving Castle. What if it wasn't Bella who met Edward... but someone with a little more spunk? Maybe Sophie Hatter?
Crossover - Diana Wynne Jones & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
Avenger Have Mercy reviews
He was back. Somehow, by some impossible twist of fate, he was back in my life. And he was going to kill my son. One-shot, Mercedes' POV
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete