Rei Monosashi
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Joined 02-19-10, id: 2261142, Profile Updated: 12-17-12
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Soul Eater, and Maximum Ride.

THE IDEA FOR "You"ll Get Used to it Kid" is from the wonderfully talented Artist-kun, Yakushi--Kabuto at

Name: Lady Rei

Birthday: June 17

Appearance: Average height... Average weight.

Height: 5"4... Im average, and can't read a damn measuring tape.


Mad Libing fun With Disney Songs!

Look at this Ass, isnt it neat?

Wouldnt you think my collections complete?

Wouldnt you think Im the The Sea

The The Sea who has everything?
Look at this Palace, treasures untold

How many wonders can one Volcano hold?

Fucking around here, youd think Sure, shes got everything
Ive got Chickens and Mp3'S a-plenty

Ive got whos-its and whats-its galore

You Hump thing-a-mabobs?

Ive got 69. But who cares? No Green deal. I Fuck more
I wanna be where the Cheese Cakes are

I wanna see, wanna see em Swimming

walkin around on those

Whaddya call em? Oh, feet

Eating your fins, you dont get too far

Legs are required for Cleaning, dancin, Strollin along down the

Whats that word again? Grass

Up where Rocks Lick, Up where Rocks run

Up where Rocks stay all day in the sun

Wanderin free, wish I could be

Part of that Tree

What would I give if I could live

Outta these Forks?

What would I pay to spend a day

Warm on the sand?

Betcha on Mt. Olympus they understand

Bet they dont reprimand their Ducks

Bright young women, sick of Killing

Ready to stand

And ready to know what the Blood know

Ask em Red questions and get some answers

Whats a Boy, and why does it

Whats the word? Slaughter

Whens it my turn?

Wouldn't I Laugh?

Laugh to explore that Feces up above

Out of Sweaty Him, wish Buffalo could be

Drink of that Butt Pirate

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The Undefine by Sae Ayameko reviews
Some people just can't be explained with words. Gaara is one such person. He hide his secrets. The Abuse, Self Injury, and The Voice In His Head. No one knows the truth. Until a certain pale eyed boy notices Gaara for who he truly is. NejiGaa Yaoi Gay.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,943 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Neji H., Gaara
Volatile, self-obsessed, and I don't play well with others by btch sprinkles reviews
Tony isn't sure how he always ends up at the butt-end of these god-forsaken dares, but he's a man of his word, by god, and he will live up to it. He'll also do everything he can to get out of it. Tony/Steve, Bruce/Loki, Clint/Natasha A/U fic.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
What's The Opposite of Fear? by SpaceMutie reviews
After thousands of years of living, Loki's tired of living in endless fear and anxiety. But luckily, a certain super-soldier has come to silence his doubts. Perhaps for eternity. Steve/Loki. If you don't like, please don't read!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
To Fall From The Heavens by TheDarkestOfStars reviews
After six seasons in the prisons of Asgard, Loki is stripped of power and immortality when he continues to display hatred and anger, and is banished to Midgard, where he must learn to live again. Meanwhile, Steve Rogers is still trying to learn how to live in a world he no longer knows. And when their paths collide mystery, action, drama, and romance follow. (Steve/Loki)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,525 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R.
The Chronicles of Aishiteru Academy, Book 2 by Gaara's Himitsu reviews
SEQUEL to BOOK 1, The Uke-shu had been a tradition at Aishiteru Academy for years. But why was it invented if everyone knows it's impossible to fall in love in one week? With so much going on, how will Haku, Naruto and Gaara handle the attention?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,469 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Star of Her Own Fairytale by Mind's Eye View reviews
AU. She'd always dreamed of being rescued from a dragon by her handsome Prince Charming. But when Hinata's fantasies turn into reality, she begins to realize that her prince isn't all that charming, and that perhaps living with the dragon wasn't so bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Gotta do the Cooking by the Book by Masu Trout reviews
In which Anko is blindingly adorable and Orochimaru is quietly insufferable. A preseries genfic proving that cookies are far more powerful than any jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
100 Themes by catastrophic-art reviews
100 themes, 100 moments in Kakuzu and Hidan's lives. M mainly for swearing and future content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Colorful White Wall Canvas by wilsontoyourhouse reviews
She was just a girl who wore white, yet left rainbows in her wake, and he was just a boy who wore colors on the outside, but inside was washed out and saw the world in shades of gray. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,733 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Pink, White and Green by skidtick reviews
Orochimaru realized with increasing horror that not even he was immune to the power of "cute". Anko's charm unlocks the snake sannin's inner fangirl. Anko. Orochimaru. Before he turned evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
A highschool band life by blood and sprinkles reviews
Gaara has a sad past lives with his brother and sister in an apartment goes to school where he meets Neji and falls in love for the first time. Sorry suck at summaries, please read! pairings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,858 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Neji H., Gaara
Spontaneous Combustion by 13th of never reviews
AU. When everything around is drastically changing before his eyes, Kankurou needs to hurry up and adjust, even if it is against his will and if difficulties seem to be doubled up by by his new found enemy and his clone. KankurouSakon, NejiGaa, Rated M :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Kankuro, Sakon
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Orochimaru's A, B, C's reviews
Drabbles I think about Orochimaru's experiences through lovely Alphabetical order! May contain and OC or two, and may in turn be a tad OOC. Friendly to Orochimaru lovers!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Emotionally Retarded reviews
Gaara's in Highschool and had a few woes, Neji, a sexy smart student, has been in Gaara's classes for all the time he has been in Konoha, Gaara's known he likes boys for a while, so when Neji throws a party, how will Gaara cope? NEJIGAA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,479 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Neji H., Gaara
Naisei reviews
Sasuke reflects on Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Madness Consumes reviews
The Madness was eating away at him.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Franken Stein, Medusa G.
You'll Get Used to it Kid reviews
Something goes wrong while Sasuke is daydreaming while he showers! NOT YAOI! surprisingly
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Akatsuki, the Birdkids, and Us reviews
hi, I'm Neko chan and I'm using Rei's account, anyways, this is a crossover story with the akatsuki, me and my friends, and max and her flock. its going to have four different stories. I'm neko aka Zetsu's little Cannibal XD
Crossover - Naruto & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Zetsu
Smile reviews
"You keep trying to protect the people you love, but who is going to protect you?" "Anyone who's up for the job, I suppose." "Keep lookin' no one here's goin' ta." That was a lie, and he knew it. GinxToshiro, GrimmxUlqui
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/16/2010 - G. Ichimaru, T. Hitsugaya
I'm Sorry reviews
When Toshiro kills his Hinamori on accident, who will he turn too? Rangiku? No, he finds comfort in another unguessable person. NOT YAOI
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, S. Aizen
Happy Birthday Orochimaru! reviews
Orochimaru has forgotten it as his birthday, so when Kabuto starts to act funny, Orochimaru can't help but get a suden dreadful feeling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Orochimaru - Complete