Author has written 9 stories for Big Time Rush, A.N.T. Farm, Twilight, and Victorious.
See that handsome guy there? That's my husband. Ain't he beautiful?
Vas Happenin'! :) xx
I'll keep things short and simple kay'? :) My name is Crystal, although I go by CookiePandaMonster by my lovely friends, and Crissy by my cousin, you can call me anything you'd like. Except Crissy. I only let my cousin call me that because it's an inside thing. Let's see. Other than my name, what else do you need to know? Oh right. If you have read some of my work, you could tell I write humor, romance, and mystery for any fandom. And what I would normally do is tie in something with today's generation to make it more entertaining, and to let you know, every story I write is based off of something wheather it's a true story or a dream :) Though I'm more of a One Shot type of person, at times, I sometimes write multi chaptered stories. So keep your eye out on them!
Like most people on FF, inspiration plays a major role in my writing style. And the biggest inspiration I have is music. Music is not only limited for pure enjoyment, but it gets my creative juices flowing. So don't be surprised when I mention a song in one of my stories. When I have writers block, which happens every other day, I would listen to music like One Direction, Taylor Swift, Maroon Five, The Script, Michael Buble, Owl City, Ross Lynch, Bruno Mars, Demi Lovato, Ariana Grande, Carly Rae Jepsen, Nickelback, Adam Lambert, Cher Lloyd, Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, Snow Patrol, Coldplay, etc. or look at pictures of celebrities, which usually helps :) So yeah. . .
Other things you need to know is that I won't be able to update or post any new stories until further notice because I have migraines (which I shouldn't have at my age, and it gets in the way), and I'm going to be super busy with TREE, Summer School, so I can catch up and graduate with my class. Likewise, I missed three credits, and with TREE classes, it would help me with recovering those lost credits :) I apologize though.
Told you I swore a lot.
Big Time Rush:
Sonny With A Chance:
Wizards of Waverly Place:
House of Anubis:
CSI (All three. You know which is which):
Boys Over Flowers:
How To Rock:
One Direction (This had to be done x):
Pretty Little Liars:
I have a lot more. But it's hard to think, when I got most down. If there's any more, I'll let you know.
Story Related Updates:
June 2012: -none-
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I must be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth (Kind of anyways)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser
Labels are horrible & people shouldn't judge a book by its cover. It's just plain rude.
Self harmer? STOP. RIGHT NOW.
Don't harm yourself, and don't cut yourself in anyway! If you haven't heard of the butterfly project, please google it and help spread awareness!
Much appreciated! It means a lot!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Yo! So if you reached the bottom, congrats! Hehe... if you couldn't tell, this is MusicalWritingBookworm (Aka CookiePandaMonster's bestie). You must be wondering how I got here, yadda yadda yadda. I'll cut to the chase. She gave me her password & email so I could do stuff for her sometimes for her FF in case she can't get on. In return, I'm letting her know my password & email. Oh yeah I'm doing this as my little revenge for her not coming to school for a week. *Does an evil laugh* Girl, you left me alone to suffer all my Chef problems (What? Do you actually think I'd tell you who Chef is? Ha! It's a secret!)! But ya, you're still my bestie. You better get to school soon so I could give you all my snacks again. x)
Btw, happy early birthday! :D Haha get ready for all the hugs, yelling & gifts I shall be giving you. One of these includes my extra special b-day one-shot that I'll uploading on my profile somewhere this week, so keep on a lookout (No, this ain't some advertisement. I just wanted to do this for the heck of it).
Anything else... lemme see... oh right: TACOS ROCK! xD I blame this girl for subjecting me to 'em when I went Jack-In-The-Box & got the Jumbo Deal (What do you get? Jumbaco, jumbaco, jumbaco... lolz that commercial's stuck in my head xD).
Another thing... since when did you get interested in Seddie? :P Sorry. Not to offend all the Seddie shippers. They're a pretty cool pairing, but I'm leaning more towards Creddie. They just have that sort of connection that's not too obvious. Even if Freddie didn't obviously state he liked Carly, I still see 'em as a great pair.
Third thing... this girl had one-shots coming out. Trust me. She vented to me about 'em a while ago. ;)
So yeah... I think that's it. Hope ya liked me hacking your profile, Crystal (Or not?), but hey, that's what besties do. You can do that to me sometime. I'd like to see what you have to say. xD
Okay bye! My endless rambing ends here... xD
I'm baaaack! Lol ya it's me, MusicalWritingBookworm in the living flesh. Or internetly (Sorry that ain't even a real word :P) w/ megapixels that you can't see. Idk, you get the point.
So wassup bananafruitlock? Yes readers, this is her new nickname that she has bestowed herself to be called. xD She went from Cookiepandamonster to Lighterthanwhite to this new name. Idk why she hasn't changed it yet if she likes it so much though lol.
Soooo... how've you been? I like baseball (I really don't...). Lol took a page out of Freddie Benson's book for this. You know me, always busy w/ hw, bringing food & eating all your food when I crash at your house xD. You can say I'm high... but really I'm just bored. An update on puppy problems for you fellow FF people? First, still not telling ya who he is. That's for me to know & for you to find out! Unless you pry it out of my cold, dying hands, which you ain't getting anytime soon! Second, it's the same as always. But hey, at least she has a guy, unlike mine that moved away. -_- And the other guy who's just dead to me... xP
So... what about them One Direction? x) Like omg, they're hot right? I just spent the night yesterday on an August 25th in 2012 adding a bunch of their songs on my iTunes playlist. Their hotness combined w/ their frickin' awesome voices makes them the smexiest boy band ever to live upon this planet. xD Btw HARRY'S MINE! Same goes for Niall w/ Crystal! We own them, 'aight? That just sounded so wrong in my brain haha! Capiche? No? *Grabs shotgun* How 'bout now?
So since it's almost 9 pm & my mom's kicking me out of this computer since, imma wrap this hack message on your profile soon. Stay pretty bestie, go get yo man (By that I mean puppy), bring me more of your homemade choco muffins, keep lovin' One Direction... & just be my bestie man! Even though you ain't one. You're 100% WOMAN. xD
Okays that's it. Bai! ;D