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Hello world! This is my profile bio, so I must get something out of the way first...
WARNING! I TEND TO BE BORDERLINE CRAZY!
Here is the link URL (take out the spaces and put a period when indicated) http : / / www (dot) fictionpress (dot) com / u / 787063 /
Switching to a bit of an undisclosed foreign language now.
Nombre: ¿Qué, me estás tomando el pelo? No hay manera que voy a decir mi nombre! Eso estaría pidiendo acosadores!
Sexo: Hombre, o soy yo?
Ubicación actual: HA! Usted pensó que yo en realidad iba a decir eso! Además, extraño peligro!
My ever-growing list of favorite books/book series (If you find a good one, give me a summary, and I’ll check it out!): Maximum Ride series (even though it has taken a sharp turn for the worse), Harry Potter series, Twilight series, House of Night series (have not been up to date in a while. [Three words. Short on cash. *I mutter hexes under my breath at my financial situation]), Inheritance Cycle series (though I haven’t seen/read it in years... =’[ ), Chronicles of Vladimir Todd series (same as IC, except a little less time, plus there are no movies), Animal Farm, 1984, Merlin series (formerly The Lost Years of Merlin series), Way of the Peaceful Warrior (get the oldest edition you can find, it uses a lot more of your imagination that way), Elvendude, and the Bourne series.
Favorite movies: Monsters Inc., Toy Story (1, 2, and 3), Kung Fu Panda (1 and 2) Kill Bill (1 and 2, plus pretty much any other Tarantino film.), What the Bleep do we Know, Bourne trilogy (at least I’m pretty sure it’s a trilogy), Iron Man (1 and 2), and The Dark Knight.
Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, Leverage, NCIS (Original and LA.), Star Trek. (Original through DS9, though I am of the opinion that the original's only fault was that while the visual FX were extremely good for their time, I have seen a lot of the younger generations turn away because the visual FX weren't "realistic enough". Ahem sorry about my rant, but I do tend to rant a lot, especially when I'm ranting about something I disagree with.)
Favorite Pairings by Fandom: (E>indicates a mutual love/hate relationship / or indicates one-sided love/hate relationship.)
Doctor Who Any regeneration of the Doctor x The John Simm Master (Correct me if I'm wrong on the name, as I have not watched the Classic Doctor Who in around five years.)
10th Doctor x Donna (before becoming the Doctor-Donna.)
10th Doctor x or E>
To be continued in a later update of my profile...
The way I randomly say stuff.
Quotable Quotes Time! (because you know you love them.)
“There are no ordinary moments.” Soc-Way of the Peaceful Warrior
“There is never nothing going on.” Soc-Way of the Peaceful Warrior
“Optimism is overrated, it’s better to face life head on.” The Voice to Max - SOF
“Bowties are cool” The Doctor-Doctor Who
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." "Oh? Then tell me, what is a dictionary for?" My brother and me having an insult contest.
Until I say otherwise, all further quotes have unknown sources. (I'm not just saying that to "hide the 'fact' that I know the sources."[Sorry about that, but I got a pm saying that I had to state the source, otherwise I would be plagiarizing. I assure you, no copyright infringement is intended. There is no monetary gain for me in reading these quotes)
"Advice is something you ask for when you know the answer, but wish you didn't."
"You're so ugly that even Jack wouldn't flirt with you." A Doctor Who Insult page that I can't remember the name of.
Copied from one of my more favorite authors, the marvelous cto10121! (all of this applies to me, at least if/when I get into another serious relationship with a girlfriend. *is sad at recent change to being single* edit: I'mno longer recently single but it still tears me up.)
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?n
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
(Oh, I'm such a sap when I want to be...tear)
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
They say true love hides behind every corner: I must be walking in circles!
WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends.
Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, and then the voice in my head says, “This is going to take more than one night..."
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
A wise man once said, "Ask a Woman."
There are three kinds of people: Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. (Except for the Daleks! LOLZORZ)
Believe In Yourself
As the dawn of morning peers into your life, there lies a path to follow.
Delicate whispers can be heard if you listen to the sound of your heart & the voice that speaks within you…
If you listen to your soul, you will become aware of your dreams that are yet to unfold…
You will discover that there lies within you a voice of confidence and strength that will prompt you to seek a journey & live a dream.
Within the depths of your mind, the purpose & direction of your life can be determined by listening intently to the knowledge you already possess.
Your heart, mind and soul are the foundation of your success and happiness.
In the still of each passing moment, may you come to understand that you are capable of reaching a higher destiny.
When you come to believe in all that you are & all that you can become, there will be no cause for doubt.
Believe in your heart, for it offers hope.
Believe in your mind, for it offers direction.
Believe in your soul, for it offers strength.
But above all else believe in yourself.
Invocation of Forgiveness
Today, I call on the powers of forgiveness,
Healing replaces resentment; peace replaces anger
as forgiveness grows inside me. My heart lightens,
filling me with a sense of peace, well-being & acceptance;
I embrace forgiveness, the great healer of hearts.
Don't Just assume - listen...
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a GOTH.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be NÄIVE.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a WITCH.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be COCKY and ARROGANT.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a VEGETARIAN.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want ATTENTION.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be UGLY.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a POSER.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an OVERWEIGHT PIG with NO BOUNDARIES.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an OVER-CONTROLLING PERFECTIONIST.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a LOSER.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be WEAK.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be ANTI-SOCIAL.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a PLAGIARIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.
I’m a PAGAN so I MUST be a baby-killing Satanist.
I’m a GUY so I MUST be a STUPID, UGLY, and an INSENSITIVE JERK.
I'm for SMALL GOVERNMENT so I MUST be RIGHT-WING EXTREMIST.
I'm OPEN-MINDED so I MUST be a PERVERT or an LGBT.
Take the time each day to get to know people for who they are, not who you think they are.
WARNING!! Contains Mature topics of conversation!! Skip down to after the line break if your parents don't want you to read this. (Now would be a good time to ask your parents if they want you reading this.)
ASK FOR PARENTAL PERMISSION BEFORE READING THIS SECTION OF MY PROFILE! If you didn't get Parental Permission or didn't ask DON'T READ AHEAD! Instead you should skip down until you get to the line break, then read what is past it.
EDIT 8/24/2012: A little something I borrowed (Read: Copied and pasted) from one of my most favorite authors. Kudos go to the author Kuroi In A Black Hole.
"I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it"
Before you ask, I am NOT LGBT, but I do have a lot of LGBT friends. If you don't know what LGBT means, and you're under the age of 12, then you need to thank whatever god you believe in for small blessings, and don't ask me what it means. If you are 12 or over, ask someone you trust not to judge anything you say, as long as it isn't your boy/girlfriend, about what the acronym LGBT means. If you can't think of anyone off hand that you think you can trust enough to ask, ask yourself a little more deeply, "Who might I be able to trust enough to ask that question?" After that, if nothing, then I can't help you.
Lately, I've been toying around with an idea of writing a Maximum ride/Leverage crossover, but I would like an idea of how many people would actually read it if I wrote it, before I write it. I'm going to write it anyway, but it would be nice to know how much of a following I would have, for the sake of knowing how many reviews I might/might not get. I'll probably put up a poll to make it easier to let me know. If I do it'll be up until sometime in August. The basic premise of the story is this "The Flock never escaped The School, The Flock broke out of The School, using powers they developed with the time that they were never supposed to have spent at The School, and then they try to live a "normal" life, but not even a week into the whole thing they-quite accidentally-bump into the best known and most skilled con artists in the world. Then the Flock plots their revenge for the abuse they took while in the School.
UPDATE 8/23/2012: Due to school, work, and pretty much everything else that makes my life stressful, I'm putting writing that story on hiatus for at least the rest of the year, because I don't want my stress filtering into any of my stories, unless I want it to of course, but as for right now, all stories recent past, present, and near future, are on hiatus. This goes for all the sites I write on, except when writing something for and/or dedicated to a friend. all other works are on hold for the next four to six months, not to mention anything I'm writing to/for my friends will be on hold for the next fortnight for reasons that will be explained later on, but not now. I am truly sorry for anyone who wanted to read the crossover, but it WILL be written, and the premise and plot are coming together.
EXPLANATION! Hello Nations of the world! I love yo' faces! Anyway, since before the update above, I've had a seriously f*k-ed up roommate in the same living space as me, and the only reasons he isn't gone yet is because, a)it's illegal to shoot him, b)If anyone else tries to get him on tax evasion, he'll probably come back, slash our tires, and get himself killed by fighting with any or all of the other people in this house I'm sharing, c)one of the co-owners brought him here, and is too afraid to kick him out(see reason b), and d)he(the roommate)has-literally-emotionally enslaved a dear friend of mine. All the more reason not to write a multi-chapter story when I'm thisclose to outright murdering him, but no, I won't stoop to his level.
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