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Author has written 45 stories for Bleach, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Doctor Who, House, M.D., Homestuck, Elementary, Steven Universe, and Ironman.

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Intermissions by ksuzu reviews
Naturally, Kushina decides to ward off Minato with an assortment of pointy objects. [A love story told in bits and pieces.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 49,126 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 8/25/2012 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
liar liar by SkywardShadow reviews
Amane is a liar. :Drabble, Imoutoshipping:
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Shizuka K./Serenity W., Amane B. - Complete
Job Hunting for Psychopaths by SkywardShadow reviews
Ryo's had enough. As much as it pains him to release Bakura on the free and unsuspecting world, that thief is going to find himself a job whether he likes it or not. Let the chaos ensue. *Complete!*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,907 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Anything For You, Hime by muerte'chan o.O reviews
In need of a better title. The lengths Tatsuki will go for Orihime. One-shot, but I might continue if properly persuaded. TatsHime
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Tatsuki A., Orihime I. - Complete
Laundry by muerte'chan o.O reviews
"Whats bleach?"
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
The Baggage of Humanity by GrandpasGuitars reviews
Ax has always been a slave to his sense of taste.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Ax, Jake - Complete
Dreams of a Time Lord by Vilinye reviews
When he goes to bed at night, what does the Doctor dream? Oneshot, specifically 11th but could fit others. Minor spoilers regarding Astrid, Donna and Jenny
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/8/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
One Day by existence555 reviews
Tsunade must have been crazy, or totally drunk, to be yelling at a dead man. Still, as she stumbles through Jiraiya's house, she realizes that he might just have taken her heart right along with him. Jiraiya/Tsunade oneshot, T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Inventory by SubstandardProducer reviews
These are the things Team Seven carried. Inspired by "The Things They Carried" by Tim O'Brien. Hinted KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Sad, Sad Song by Cody Saoyrn reviews
After the second time Castiel reached down to him, Jimmy let go. Future!fic or potential S6; gen, vague Dean/Cas for those who look hard enough.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Jimmy N. - Complete
Blink, Then by Angeliz reviews
Duck, said the wall. Yeah right, said Seto Kaiba. He was a skeptic, after all. And skeptics don't believe in rocks. Snapshot-fic. To be continued.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/1/2010 - 10th Doctor, S. Kaiba
Good Times by Lanaea reviews
K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Mira by The Girl from Shangri-La reviews
Scotty makes for poor company at lunch.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, P. Chekov - Complete
A Logical Progression by The Girl from Shangri-La reviews
A series of snippets from Spock's childhood, from the perspectives of his parents.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Sarek, Spock - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K&S, implications of slash. Captain Kirk sees fit to improve the literary attempts of an anonymous crew member.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Contradictory by fiftysix-luver reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Yoshio Ootori knew his son very well. That, until the Suoh Heir and the Host Club came to his house… HUMOR. Hints of TamaKyo and TwinsHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Written in the Stars by TechnicolorNina reviews
Yuugi's never been good at keeping himself out of trouble. When ancient magic gets involved, he'll learn more than a few things about himself as he tries to get home. Blindshipping/puzzleshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 202,835 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
imitate the action of the duck by incandescens reviews
Kyouraku and Ukitake, in the Academy days, and why the skinny-dipping was a bad idea.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Fathers by rogueandkurt reviews
At some point, Hotch and Gideon had become the fathers of their team. And fathers were supposed to protect their children. Oneshot. Hotch perspective, ReidCentric. Season 2 spoilers. Rated for drug references.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/3/2007 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid, J. Gideon - Complete
Time by Pyjamas reviews
Kyouya always gets what he wants, even if he does reluctantly have to wait for it. [Kyouya x Tamaki]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 161 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
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Two AM reviews
Sleep deprivation makes Joan brave.
Elementary - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2016 - [Joan W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
here, right now
Tony Stark is a wealth of unhealthy coping mechanisms. Luckily for Rhodey, most of them involve orgasms.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2016 - [A. E. Stark/Tony, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey] - Complete
Pearl Says Fuck reviews
Finally.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2016 - [Pearl, Rose Quartz, Garnet, Amethyst] - Complete
misunderstandings reviews
"Dad? When I grow up, I hope I have a cool spear like Mom." At the words, Greg's heart sinks.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Pearl, Steven U., Greg U. - Complete
7-16 Millimeters reviews
Lars, Steven, and a particular pair of gauged ears.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Steven U., Lars - Complete
Mending Fists reviews
Strangely enough, it's Kakashi who first suggests they resume the challenges after the war. [KakaGai, fluff.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2016 - [Kakashi H., Gai M.] - Complete
As Wanting reviews
Contrary to Steven's dreams, Rose Quartz does not, in fact, smell like roses. (They wake to the scent of dirt after rain.)
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Rose Quartz - Complete
After the Sun Sets reviews
Kakashi meets Naruto for the first time.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., Minato N. - Complete
Joan's Never Tried This Sort Of Thing Before reviews
The BDSM thing is a little new.
Elementary - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2015 - [Sherlock H., Joan W.] - Complete
the fall's gonna kill you reviews
Jamie Moriarty is a lion, and Joan is going to stop her no matter what the cost.
Elementary - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2015 - [Sherlock H., Joan W.] Irene A./Moriarty
moonshine reviews
Joan, Mycroft, the lengths they'd go to save Sherlock Holmes—and how Joan Watson learned to save herself. Spoilers for the finale.
Elementary - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Sherlock H., Joan W., Irene A./Moriarty, Mycroft H. - Complete
Asshole reviews
Joan Watson and her valiant struggle to keep Sherlock from seeing her naked above the waist.
Elementary - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Sherlock H., Joan W.] - Complete
parallel reviews
Kakashi's never been good at keeping his promises. (Character death.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
the ones who give reviews
Both the ones who give and the ones who are given become trash. Obito's one fine example. (Companion piece to "the ones who are given," but can stand alone. Spoilers up to chapter 655.)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U.
An Old Lady Needed Her Bags Carried And reviews
Predictably, bad habits that took eighteen years to perfect aren't broken in a single morning.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
of the covenant, of the womb reviews
The war has ended, and Naruto is left to bury their dead.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Bridal Style reviews
Kakashi's gotten a lot taller since Minato saw him last. KakaMina/MinaKaka, fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Kakashi H., Minato N.] - Complete
Okay reviews
John walks in on Karkat in a compromising position and (of course!) comes to a Very Erroneous Conclusion. JohnKat, PWP.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
Anchor reviews
Minato finds Kakashi the day that Rin dies, and wonders if he's so different from his father, after all. MinaKaka, NC-17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Kakashi H., Minato N.] - Complete
chatterbox reviews
"Is that—is that a strap-on?" UraYoru, PWP.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [K. Urahara, Yoruichi S.] - Complete
Reflections in Blue reviews
Kakashi can't remember why he wears the mask anymore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
Candle Light reviews
They only ever celebrate Sakura's birthday.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Lost and Found reviews
Minato and Kakashi's reunion on the battlefield comes at a cost.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Till Cancer Do Us Part reviews
Wilson, House, the last few months, and how the hallucinations aren't necessarily a bad thing. House/Wilson, character death.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [G. House, J. Wilson] - Complete
it's not like i'll be gone forever reviews
Morning is a time of making love and goodbyes. Too bad Madara isn't very good at either. MadaHashi, spoilers up to 625. Mostly PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
I Didn't Know He Would Become Hokage reviews
In which Jiraiya didn't know Naruto would become Hokage, and is now responsible for half the village being named after ramen. Double drabble, slight JiraTsu implied.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
the ones who are given reviews
Both the ones who give and the ones who are given become trash. Kakashi's one fine example. (Spoilers up to chapter 608.)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
this is how it ends reviews
There's a little girl waiting in a garden.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
glitter in the air reviews
We're only half past the point of no return. Obito-centric, spoilers up to chapter 599.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Loyalties reviews
Castiel's loyalties are crossed. It's no big secret. Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Just Scattered Pieces reviews
Yami's in the Ring, Bakura's in the Puzzle, and somebody's going to die. Possibly Ryou, if sharing his head is annoying as Yami thinks it will be... Eventual YYxY. On hiatus.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,324 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Yūgi
The Game reviews
Yami finds a game he just can't win.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2011 - [Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.] - Complete
Fire and Ashes reviews
From the moment he opened his eyes, flame was all he knew.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Thief Bakura - Complete
Spellbound reviews
In early days of the First Wizarding War, Dumbledore has a conversation with a young Severus Snape. One-sided Snape/Lily implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Albus D., Severus S.
Hair reviews
Yugi gets a haircut. Yami is not impressed.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2011 - [Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi] - Complete
Picnic reviews
Family picnics are a little harder to deal with when you have an ancient smartass living inside you. YYxY.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Any Last Words? reviews
It might have the slight side effect of murder. ShunUki.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2010 - [Shunsui K., J. Ukitake] - Complete
Playing With Fire reviews
When Itachi killed his entire clan, he took Sasuke away with him. Now, Akatsuki has captured a certain Jinchuuriki who will throw everything into chaos. Very eventual SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's All The Same In The End reviews
Even to a blind man, it's a love triangle. But Naruto's always seen things a little differently. Team 7, multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/8/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Loser reviews
They're standing in front of a big, grey rock. KakaRin, vignette.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Kakashi H., Rin
you'd better not die reviews
Urahara's pretty determined to live. UraYoru, double drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - [Yoruichi S., K. Urahara]
Sex reviews
Ichigo likes sex.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Of Teachers and Students reviews
What they have between them isn't exactly love. KakaSasu-ish, SasuNaru implied.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Courage reviews
No one has ever told Rukia that they loved her. Multiple pairings.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Rukia K., Orihime I. - Complete
Birthday Wishes reviews
Rukia has never had a birthday. Ichigo plans to remedy that situation. IchiRuki fluff.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2010 - [Rukia K., Ichigo K.] - Complete
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