Jacqueline Faber
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Joined 02-19-10, id: 2261908, Profile Updated: 01-30-15
Author has written 1 story for Transformers/Beast Wars.

I'm not much of an author, but if I ever get anything worth sharing, it will be uploaded.

I'm a bit of a grammar freak and a total bookworm.

I love cats and have a number of them (and know their genealogy).

I might seem a bit strange, but I'm just really obsessive over things I really like (such as Transformers and math/science/computers).


News

I am involved in two great Transformer RP groups! Destination Earth has an ongoing RP in the Transformers:Prime universe and What We Were is a budding Transformers:Animated group. Both are currently on hiatus.

Since the only time I publish news and stuff is when I upload a new chapter, or here (which doesn't get a whole lot of traffic compared to the stories), you can check my DeviantArt account for journals.

NOTICE: My nonexistent activity level is due to a few factors, primarily dissatisfaction with how the first set of chapters compare to the more recent, as they stretch from my first serious attempt at writing a story until 5 years later. As I have now also passed the 1-year milestone for a Transformers Animated Starscream RP blog on Tumblr, I have decided to revise the initial chapters because I want to stay true to the [hilarious] arrogant entitled [on-and-off competent] jerk he is. [In-Character Timeline dates from 5 years after the events of "Endgame", and has progressed significantly from there, incorporating the released material that had been planned for S4.]
However, I have been under a lot of stress the last few years, culminating in the new and altered diagnoses of a couple mental 'disorders', one of which is an anxiety disorder with notes common to PTSD. In order to protect myself from the band of 5 people that harassed me and had been confirmed stalking me over a year after they said they'd leave me alone if I dropped it, I am no longer publicly connecting my accounts on various sites. The link to my Tumblr RP blog is available over fanmail, and I may eventually post some of the longer drabbles onto my FF.net account.
DATE: 7.28.2014 [but effective for months prior]
Update: 1.28.15 I have finished what I consider the most difficult grouping of chapters.


I was first introduced to the Transformers when the 2007 movie came out. While looking for ROTF trailers, I heard that there was a bunch of Transformers stuff way back in the olden-days and went looking. I noticed Armada AND Animated by decided to work through them in order. G1 was interesting, I fell in love with Armada Screamer, was disgusted with Energon, loathed Cybertron, and was interested by Animated. Yeah, I skipped Beast Wars/Machines. Still haven't seen those. -.-'

I managed to catch Transformers:Prime the day after episode 8 was released. Yay, me!

I love the Seekers, particularly Starscream, but Skywarp and Thundercracker are close behind. The Decepticon motives fascinate me. As for the Autobots, their individual personalities are so chaotic between universes...

My human OC in "Where There's A Spark" is my own invention. Any resemblance to any person[s, alive or dead, is a coincidence. Skyler - Orphaned at an early age, she was adopted by a friend of the family. She's 25 and has a very pragmatic view of life. Skyler works as a garage mechanic but is intelligent and graduated college. She's rather distant in personality and socially awkward, preferring to bury herself in her work rather than be embarrassed in public.

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These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 237,240 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Enemy Friendship by Thunderstarwarp reviews
Transformers Animated: After a strange set of circumstances, Starscream starts to actually question his methods/reasons and his outlook on the human race. More imperticular of the girl Sari. Starscream X Sari Friendship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,809 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Starscream, Sari S.
Lesson in Living by Starath reviews
Five Decepticons find themselves human in another reality from their own. With the help of Casey, they find out why they've been brought here... and it's their only ticket home. Work in Progress, probably 20 chapters or more. R&R, please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,744 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 5/29/2007
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Decepticon Sari by TehMarishal reviews
For Katfreak on DA. Sari is about to discover what she really is, and will end up turning on her friends. Can she be redeemed? Tune in and find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,577 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sari S.
Collision by The Feesh reviews
What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,276 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Barricade
Unwanted by BabyBumblebee17 reviews
Just a small one-shot I wrote a while ago, about the Twins and Red-Alert being siblings and Red having a bit of a breakdown and as the title suggests feeling more than a little unwanted. Written out of boredom but I'd love our thoughts on it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Red Alert, Sunstreaker
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11256 - Favs: 8,288 - Follows: 6,388 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Kindred Sparks by Asher Tye reviews
When he manages to find a new project, Silas discovers his organization lacks a certain skill he requires to make it work. Thus does the terrorist leader decide it is time for a recruitment drive.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,314 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Raf E., Soundwave, Bumblebee, Silas
Robotic Friendship by Lily Of the Sword reviews
In this Transformers Prime fanfiction, the Autobots get a super virus on their computer system. Raf's oldest sister is brought in due to certain circumstances and eventually gains an interesting friendship with the Decepticon known as Soundwave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,764 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Soundwave, Ratchet
TFP FML by autobot fangirl reviews
Introducing the NEW website for Transformers Prime Characters to vent! Please Welcome Fragg my life dot com. The characters all got something to say!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012
Guilelines to living with Decepticons by Deception is Decepticon reviews
The one and only guidebook to living with Decepticons. Be warned, life insurance is essentual.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,035 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010
Separation Anxiety by DemonSurfer reviews
Isolated. Abandoned. Alone. Exactly where an Insecticon never wanted to find itself. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Smokescreen - Complete
Tantibus by allihavetodoisfall reviews
Prime. Inward battles, external fights. Something from Starscream's past catches up as the battle against losing himself takes a toll on the crew of the Nemesis.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,611 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Starscream, Soundwave - Complete
A Case In Space by LochCamaen reviews
TFP/BBC Sherlock crossover one-shot. When Jack, Miko and Raf disappear suddenly during a school shooting, famous consulting detective Sherlock Holmes takes interest and begins investigating.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Complete
Primal Hunter by Takashidaimao reviews
Concern regarding Dinobots hunting habits leads to a rather unusual confrontation with the Maximal leader. Reviews are appreciated. Optimus X Dinobot Mpreg
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,972 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Dinobot, Optimus Primal
Revealing Views by lisa.demonic.angel reviews
Ironhide goes for a walk in an ill thought out attempt to squelch his boredom; what he finds is defiantly not what he expected... SMUT PORN SLASH. BB/SS/TC/SW SW/SG
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bumblebee, Starscream - Complete
Cosmic Joke by yourdeadwafflecone reviews
Movieverse crackfic- The Allspark is gone, Megatron was turned into a human, Sam is the most wanted man in the world...what else could go wrong...well, just about everything else. Bridges movies 1 & 2. All cannon pairings present. MegatronxMaggie
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,327 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Megatron, Maggie M.
Powerful Talent by br0flove reviews
SF/SS: When you're an outsider and no one wants anything to do with you, do you crave the attention of another flier, or do you deny it? Well. What would Skyfire do? Find out. Rated M for a reason folks.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
A Series of Bad Cycles by FreakazoidChimpanzee reviews
Thrust is desperately pursuing the very reluctant Starscream's affections. Megatron unintentionally implicates himself in this batty seeker courtship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,211 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Starscream, Thrust
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
And So It Goes by CarlieHitachiin reviews
Sari Sumdac was flung into a space brige by accident, and when she wakes up on the Diego Garcia base, everything is more than meets the eye. And all she ever wanted was just to go back home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sari S., Bumblebee
Transformers Unlocked Arc One by nightwing 132 reviews
Patrolling the desert is a wonderful thing - you meet new people, see new things, discover your dimension is falling apart... Wait, what? Arcee would have never guessed taking a patrol for Hound would have gone so... messily? There are not enough Genres.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,747 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Arcee
Get Up by BumblebeesGirlMaddy reviews
G1 MegaronXStarscream A scream echoed over the battlefield. It swept over the clashing of metal and over the sounds of blasters. The scream was filled with agony, which filled his spark with despair. There was only one could yell that loud... RnR!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
A Lie by Omission by Cyndi reviews
Did he really expect her to forgive and forget? .o ArceexStarscream, sorta. Takes place after Thirty Days in a Second. ONESHOT. o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Arcee, Starscream - Complete
In the Heat of Summer by HURRICANE'Hannah reviews
The innocent statement was what did Ironhide over. The spark of arousal flared in his entire body and he could feel the haze of pleasure numbing his central processor. Mrs. Lennox had just given him a premature overload, and she hadn't even touched him.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ironhide, Sarah L. - Complete
Squeak by P.A.W.07 reviews
It seems Primus does have a sense of humor. Not that Megatron thinks it's funny making him this short and helpless, but he supposes it makes sense since the Allspark is suppose to make life. Why would it ever take it away? '07verse. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
When Vanity Met Insanity by Hearts of Eternity reviews
While in Greece to stop the Decepticons, Sunstreaker stops to admire his reflection and ends up insulting the Greek god Narcissus. Cursed with irresistible beauty, Sunstreaker discovers that being irresistible isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,918 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sunstreaker
Thirty Days in a Second by Cyndi reviews
You never know what the future holds. Sometimes, it falls apart...and sometimes, it changes you. .o COMPLETE o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Arcee, Starscream - Complete
Stork by P.A.W.07 reviews
Ratbat is bored, young and easily traumatized, so the cassette twins make no effort to spare him any of the details when he asks where he came from. Mentions of Shockwave/Soundwave. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Soundwave, Ratbat, Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
Google It by HURRICANE'Hannah reviews
The questions had gone fine until he popped 'the question'. Now she was staring blankly at a large robot whom was clearly hundreds of years older than her, trying to find her lost voice. "Google it,"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Mikaela B., Ratchet - Complete
Odd Moments by Demyrie reviews
A collection of off-topic vignettes from my TFA human!AU, Odd Couple. Why is Ratchet so sad? Can Bumblebee manage to keep Sari as a girlfriend? Most of all, where have all those pesky 'Cons got to? Everyone has a place in this world, promise.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 174,043 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 4/28/2009
Crosswinds by dixiegurl13 reviews
Post G1 Movie. A wandering soul decides to take up residence back on Earth. Problem is not everyone is too thrilled with the idea of having a resident ghost haunt their air base, least of all Capt. Alexis "Spades" O'Conner. Starscream X Alexis.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,591 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Starscream, Alexis
Arbeit Macht Frei by The Feesh reviews
What if the Autobots had won? Would they have stayed the "good" guys? For the greater good, sometimes a mech will do the worst things. Blackout-centric. Violent, Holocaust-esque themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Blackout - Complete
Voices of Cybertron by AotA reviews
"Ah want ta hear ya talk in that beautiful voice o' yours." An exploration of how location and class affects spoken Cybertronian. Now "in-progress" instead of "complete." More to come.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Little One by thegrimbee reviews
When Glyph gets injured, no one else can save her besides the very leader of all Decepticons. One-Shot from being bored.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Megatron, Glyph - Complete
Ideals by loquat reviews
It wasn't the first time that Skywarp had been thinking like this. But that didn't mean he had to like it. SWxTC mentioned briefly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Skywarp
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Ghosts by uniwonder reviews
AHM: Not long after their arrival on Cybertron, Kup and his team discover the remaining female Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Perceptor, Moonracer - Complete
The Claiming by dixiegurl13 reviews
It's hard doing the right thing when you fight in a war for all the wrong reasons. He didn't want to participate; he didn't want to have anything to do with that abhorrent ritual, but sometimes a really good thing is born from a really bad situation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,536 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Thundercracker - Complete
Transformers Animated: Cybertronian Genesis by Darth T-Rex reviews
Finished! Fanfiction picking up where Season 3 left off, dealing with the aftermath of the last great battle and the impact it has on the Autobots, the Decepticons and Cybertron. Carries on into a new story with familiar characters and expanding others.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 178,522 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sari S. - Complete
Souvenir by MarySuOfYay reviews
TFA: Shockwave always intended to take Blurr with him, but a mistake is made. However, it works out in Shockwave's favor. Non-con with giant robots. Shockwave, Blurr, Cliffjumper.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,626 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Blurr, Cliffjumper - Complete
Can You Read My Mind? by thebrokencradle reviews
Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is you do to me? Don't know who you are Just a friend from another star… Here I am like a kid at a school Holding hands with a god, I'm a fool... Bumblebee x Starscream Warning: OOCness
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bumblebee, Starscream - Complete
Earth Studies 101 by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Sparkbearer sidestory. Professor Evelyn Hughes is accustomed to teaching linguistics, but when one is friends with a crew of giant alien robots, one must be prepared to teach lessons of a very different sort. Drabbles and oneshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008
Male Is As Male Does by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,848 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox
The Enemy of My Enemy is My Friend by dixiegurl13 reviews
Stinger never thought he'd live long enough to see retirement in the US Air Force, much less having an unconventional friendship with a certain black Seeker. Retirement? Yeah, right! Sequel to "The Enemy of My Enemy is My Enemy."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,963 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Skywarp, Starscream
Autobot Family by Sminny-Wew reviews
What if Sari was a normal girl who was taken in by Autobots? Follow Optimus Prime, Blackarachnia, and the other Autobots as they raise her. Included: tons of fluff, family bonding, and a few giggles here and there.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,544 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sari S., Kicker
Remembering the Unforgotten by Ponta Pie reviews
Movie: When being held hostage by the Decepticons, the normal rules never apply. When you stay with them too long, chaotic events begin sinking into your life slowly, corrupting your mind, so much so that your sense of reality is long gone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Broken Spark by TehMarishal reviews
One-shot. Prowl caused a girl to get hurt in an accident on the road. He and Ratchet are determined to help her. But once they do, they discover something very unexpected. Please R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
Cage by IlikeSTRANGEpairings reviews
G1, She was a prisoner in her own base, and her liberator was the mech she'd least expect. MegatronxElita
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Megatron, Elita One
To Fly by Demyrie reviews
TFA. Jetfire and Jetstorm aren't like other Autobots: but what burden can a pair of wings possibly amount to? Watching them celebrated on the battlefield and shunted away at home, Jazz knows all too well, even if Magnus' flying freaks don't have a clue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Jetstorm, Jazz - Complete
Double, Double by masterctarl reviews
TFA, One-Shot. Prize fic for Stormx. Post-Season 3, the Jettwins find themselves in Ratchet's repair bay after an accident. While "thinking about what they did", they meet another pair of twins who knew the old medic long ago.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jetfire, Jetstorm - Complete
Metallic Thoughts, Genetic Memories by dixiegurl13 reviews
Sector Seven has formed a deadly alliance with a well-known terrorist organization in an attempt to eradicate all Cybertronians from Earth. But a young woman and her unlikely Decepticon ally have something to say about that.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,991 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
Streamline by MarySuOfYay reviews
TF:A. This was definitely not Bumblebee's room. For one thing, his room didn't have a large Decepticon symbol on the wall.. Non-con, in a giant robots from SPACE kind of way. Whee!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,690 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bumblebee, Megatron - Complete
The Devil's in the Details by masterctarl reviews
G1: On a scorching hot day Tracks decides to visit a carwash that Raoul and the Bop-Crew are holding. And he finds out that Raoul gives a REALLY nice carwash. Mild slash, Tracks/Raoul. T for Mech/Human pairing and Raoul in jean-shorts, lol.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2009 - [Tracks, Raoul]
Daydreams and Jacuzzis by LochCamaen reviews
TFA. Starscream and Blitzwing use Lugnut's loyalty for their own advantage, using only a simple human tool. And it's not a screwdriver!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Blitzwing, Starscream - Complete
The Rec Room Incident by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why are the humans always told not to rough house or play around, when it comes to the Autobots? Why are we always told to be careful? Maybe this is why. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE. Sam/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
You Killed Kenny by DaemonicKitten reviews
A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
Revenge of the Jetfire by TehMarishal reviews
Jetfire is not happy that Optimus discarded his mods and armor so casually after the battle was over. So he returns from the Well of All Sparks to "visit" the Prime. Co-authored with Robopie, oneshot fic.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jetfire, Optimus Prime - Complete
Frenzy Vs Wheelie by Mrs. Optimus Prime reviews
This is part of the new movie where Sam, Leo, Mikaela follow Simmons to a room under the meat locker. There something happens and our little Decepticon, Wheelie has a choice to make.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Frenzy, Mikaela B. - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy is My Enemy by dixiegurl13 reviews
G1-ish. A routine mission winds up being anything but for our favorite trine. Now grounded and with few options, Skywarp needs to find his wingmates before a more sinister force finds him. Fortunately for Skywarp, help is as close as your former enemy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,442 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Skywarp - Complete
Eloquence by jules jing reviews
Oneshot. TFA. Starscream writes a detailed hate letter to Megatron, with several interruptions. Implied slash, craaaaack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
First Impressions by orgasmicgratz reviews
Post 2007 Movieverse, G1 intros. Skywarp finds and accidentally saves a human and everything goes to hell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 122,977 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Skywarp, Hot Rod - Complete
Heat by v2point0 reviews
TFA. The egomaniac and the suck-up. It doesn't get much better than that. SLASH; TC/SuSt
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Thundercracker, Sunstorm - Complete
Down By the Bay by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
TFA: When Blitzwing's personality is stuck on Random, that can only mean one thing...those poor Decepticons... This story is completed
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,609 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Blitzwing - Complete
The Night Within by Starath reviews
TFA-- One night Blitzwing runs into Blackarachnia, and she has an AllSpark fragment she'll give him. The price? Blitzwing tells her his life-story. Rated T for violence and sad angsty stuff. Work in progress, R& R, please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Blitzwing
Thoughts by Starath reviews
Sentinel Prime's friends wonder what to do about him. Best understood if you've seen "This is Why I Hate Machines", but not required. Take it as it is, otherwise. Finished piece.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sentinel Prime - Complete
Black Crayons by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle draws very special pictures.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Descant by Vaeru reviews
G1/Jux compliant. Requiem sequel. Prowl doubted that his desired image of Respected Superior Officer came across very well with a half-scrapped mech clinging to his hand, but he loomed as best as he was able and glared.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Magniesium by FreckledNerdyBirdy reviews
TF:A After an unfortunate event where Blitzwing destroys Scrapper and Mixmaster's supply of motoroil, the two constructicons send the triple changer on an errand. Bad idea. Random isn't the only one that can pull a prank.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Blitzwing, Scrapper - Complete
The Arrow 2 Blitzwing's Revenge by FreckledNerdyBirdy reviews
TF:A Sequel to "The Arrow" After the insanity on Valentine's Day, Blitzwing is determined to get payback on Blackarachnia. However, events take a terriable turn for him due to a certain traitor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Blitzwing, Blackarachnia - Complete
First Person Plural by Starath reviews
TFA Blitzwing speaks his mind. Or rather, all three of them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
One Time Too Many by hydraling110 reviews
Cultural boundaries are difficult to learn. However, after almost 5 years of being placed into awkward situations, Mikaela and Sam, and Miles, sort of, finally hope to set some of their Autobot friends straight...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Allie Vs The Giant Robot Shoplifters From Space by Misya reviews
TFA. Ever wondered how the Decepticons find food for Professor Sumdac?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Intimate Impetus by Demyrie reviews
Strictly TFA universe. In Megatron’s eyes, he was loyal. He was true. A little humiliation like this was nothing: but little did he know, Starscream would never be used again. Never. MegatronxStarscream abuse in a children's show! Rated for... hook-ups!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Requiem by Vaeru reviews
G1. Jazz centric. Redline's hands were pure white, at odds with the deep blue and silver of the rest of his paintjob. Jazz remembered those hands very well. They had been the last things he had seen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Those Tentacle Blues by amidoh reviews
Slash one-shot; Starscream should have know that antagonising a giant betentacled alien beast was not a good idea, but now he's got more to contend with than an enraged blob. And Perceptor was unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
The Arrow by FreckledNerdyBirdy reviews
TF:A Blackarachnia has had the final straw of Blitzwing tormenting her. Her plan is simiple, get revenge; however her plan seems to backfire. Sequel is up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Blackarachnia, Blitzwing - Complete
Hate the Dark by NKfloofiepoof reviews
G1 AU / post TF:TM - After Cybertron's destruction, two survivors wait out their final months after crashing on a forsaken and dangerous planet. Slash - second Prime/Starscream story on FFnet! Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,385 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Scream of the Immortal Star by Ameban reviews
[G1&Armada Crossover] What if Armada Starscream would sudendly appear in G1 universe? Why such thing would happen? What is the purpuse of that? A serious story with humor hints where several characters are developed. Important notes in the beginning. [The story is under revision now].
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,955 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Starscream, Sideways, Thundercracker, Skyfire/Jetfire
Shadows and Light by KayDeeBlu reviews
*Armada* - A sensitive introspect into the unique relationship between Starscream and Alexis.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Drunkendo by The Feesh reviews
A followup to 'Dogfight'. Hologram cockfighting takes an amusing twist when highgrade is unintentionally introduced.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Dogfight by The Feesh reviews
The Autobots get bored and discover something creative they can do with their holomatter projectors.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Consequences by Ape32 reviews
G1 fic, post Countdown to Extinction. In the brig at Ark, Skyfire confronts Starscream about his actions, and about the horrible changes his friend has undergone since last they met...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Dreaming of Who? by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story... kind of. Evelyn's dreams have taken a strange turn since coming aboard Metellus. Gift fic for Cafei.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Funny Farm by The Feesh reviews
[2007 Movieverse] Read Coffee Cravings first, please. Frenzy and Barricade continue to make their way towards Portland, but on a routine gasoline stop on the way, Frenzy discovers some local farm life. Review if you read, please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Coffee Cravings by The Feesh reviews
[2007 Movieverse] Barricade rues the day he introduced Frenzy to coffee. Not a comedy, but a stand alone prequel to a small series based on he Decepticon teams on earth. Review if you read, please. Read Funny Farm next, thanks!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Twostroke by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Humans aren't the only natives to attach themselves to the 'bots
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005
Dead Mech Escape by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1, postTFTM At the end of 'Starscream's Ghost', how did Octane escape? What additional grief did the possessive, vindictive ghost of Starscream inflict on Galvatron? Starscream&Octane, implied Jazz&Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Starscream, Octane - Complete
Freefall by Seiberwing reviews
Alexis takes Starscream for a ride. Or is it the other way around? Het, if you squint.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Alexis, Starscream - Complete
Caught by The Feesh reviews
A bit 'o' something on human cruelty.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Nighthowler by Death By Segway Scooter reviews
[Mirrorverse] A quick peek into the future...all the way into the year 2005.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
The Diplomat by Seiberwing reviews
Decepticons aren't the only ones who like the taste of power. Occasionally it can spread to a few humans...even one working for the Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Complete
What to do when you meet Megatron by Starath reviews
The title pretty much says it all lol! I warn ya, it's silly! ;D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2005
Devils and Black Sheep by tarajcl reviews
Set in Armada. Decepticon training. Ex-Autobots. Hyperactive helicopters. Irritating seekers. Poor Thrust. He didn't sign up for this.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2005
Where There's A Spark, There's A Way reviews
How do the residents of Detroit feel about the "scavenger hunt" for the AllSpark fragments? Why are organic planets off-limits? The Elite Guard has kept a dirty little secret for millions of years.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,765 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Starscream
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