Catastrophia
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Author has written 20 stories for Twilight.

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I became obsessed with the Twilight series in December (2009). I held off on the hype, but crumbled at Thanksgiving with curiosity. I read all of them in 2 weeks.

I must say I find the movies entertaining, but only like them. The books hold my obsession. Probably because some of my favorite scenes were either butchered or not shown.

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*Now available in French!* Many thanks to Missleez for wanting to spread the words of Cat around the world! She has done a wonderful job in translating ALL of my stories!!

*Now available is Portuguese!* Thanks to LeiliPattz for spreading the words of Cat!!

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The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 192,504 - Reviews: 4011 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20325 - Favs: 13,521 - Follows: 5,553 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Coming to Terms by GinnyW 31 reviews
A one night stand, a handful of condom wrappers, and Bella decides she's meant to be alone. Fate has other plans. Re-posted with minor edits.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 154,953 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7982 - Favs: 9,607 - Follows: 3,844 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Holding On To Hope by lvtwilight09 reviews
Today was supposed to be a good day...I wasn't supposed to be at the coroner's office identifying my dead brother. After a devastating loss, can Edward hold on to hope long enough to find the love he always wanted? EPOV of Learning To Let Go.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 31,417 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Learning To Let Go by lvtwilight09 reviews
Today was supposed to be a good day...I wasn't supposed to be at the coroner's office identifying my dead husband. After a devastating loss, can Bella learn to let go and embrace love again, even when it's found in the most unlikely of places?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 27,795 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12924 - Favs: 8,109 - Follows: 6,263 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ties That Bind by NicoleTwilight reviews
Edward's POV of Bella's pregnancy, burning and awakening in Breaking Dawn. Covers all the missing moments with Edward, Bella and the Cullens, and what they went through. See what happened after Bella ran into Rosalie's arms at the airport...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,126 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
Born to be Mine by hidingfromsomeone reviews
Six months after Jacob dies, Bella Black moves her young family to California to be with her brother. Meanwhile, across the country, Dr Edward Cullen is preparing for a similar move. AU AH OOC. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4391 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 3,514 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14378 - Favs: 15,961 - Follows: 8,486 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Monday morning by IsaKassees reviews
One-shot. What happens when you meet someone who challenges everything you thought you knew? Edward Cullen, partner in the Volturi firm finds out when he meets his new assistant. Slightly OOC, E/B. Rated M just in case, for language. No lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 321 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How Much I Thought I Hated You by TheYellowVolvo reviews
Boop! Bella's preggers!" Emmett said. "And guess who is the father?" Rosalie continued. "Edward Cullen!" Alice yelled. How could this day get any worse? Edward Cullen stalked toward us a harsh glare on his face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,623 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lucky by PrettyPretty reviews
Bella finds herself as Emmett's new statistics tutor. How did that happen? Emmett's loud and Edward was vulgar? First attempt at Twilight Fandom. A/H Canon Pairings. A little on the fluffy side. All characters belong to Ms. Meyer. I just play with them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,587 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11442 - Favs: 4,863 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
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Me and Mr Cullen reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,116 - Reviews: 9042 - Favs: 6,668 - Follows: 7,641 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
29 Dimensions reviews
Tired of looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places Bella is pushed toward online dating by her friends. Just who will she meet, or not meet with 29 dimensions of compatibility at play? Find out! Rated M AH/AU Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,295 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conventioneers reviews
Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Road of Stardom: A Me and Mr Cullen Outtake reviews
The road of life is long and hard, filled with obstacles. The road of stardom is worse. There were many stops along that winding, challenging road, for the one and only, Mr. Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,276 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 138 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Edward - Complete
Into The Deep reviews
After an accident took Bella's parents, she is forced to live with her new guardian, family friend Edward Cullen. She's been drifting through life for the last year in a daze. Will Edward be able to get through to her and wake her from her living nightmare? Will her looming eighteenth birthday separate them, or bring them closer together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
Temptation Divine reviews
Though Edward is married, he can't stop fantasizing about Emmett's intern. Emmett, his best friend and work partner, has warned him to stay away from her… from his little sister. She's only nineteen, he's thirty three. Will Edward take the apple from his Eve and succumb to her temptation?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,711 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Edward, Bella
When Bunnies Attack reviews
Flighty Bunny obsessed writer Bella and IT business owner Edward. A tale of plot bunnies, fate, flashlights, and lol. Short chapters and laughs. Rated M E/B OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,672 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
Hate What You Do To Me reviews
Unemployed Bella Swan takes on a temp position. Little does she know it is as assistant to Edward Cullen, a man she despises! Chaos ensues, papers fly, and Cullen Enterprises is turned upside down. AH, slightly OOC. Rate M for Lemons and Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shame reviews
It was a union that was never supposed to happen, an affair that took over her life and altered it. Unable to keep him from advancing, can Bella keep her brother-in-law away and save her marriage? Or should she give in on what could possibly be what was always meant to be? Perhaps fate will make the decision for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 174 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond the Scope reviews
The job market is bad, and recent college grad Bella's dreams of being a teacher are crumbling away. Edward is a single father and doctor, struggling to raise his seven year old daughter by himself. Fate intervenes, changing them both forever. Drabble fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 25,582 - Reviews: 3383 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blackened Flame reviews
Six years ago he tore her apart, broke her. Bella's a new, take charge woman now. What will happen when Edward walks into her conference room, and back into her life, as her new client? Rated M for language and future lemons. Drabble fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 3402 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wind Chimes reviews
Edward's been dead for years, trapped in his former home that was just purchased by Bella Swan, a woman more perceptive than most. Will he scare her away like the others, or will they form an unusual bond between the living and the dead? AU AH… and ghost
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faded Memories reviews
Edward and Bella hardly speak anymore. Can Bella and her daughter take being ignored any longer? Can their marriage survive the realities of life, or fade into just a memory? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Five Mistakes I Made That Led Me to You reviews
At 30, Edward realizes that he made five monumental mistakes in his life, but what he didn't realize was that those mistakes would be profoundly life altering; leading him to her. A romantic drabble in EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,217 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole reviews
Bella and Edward are thrown together as roommates. Will Alice's meddling and the "pull" bring them together? Or will their pasts tear them apart? Rated M for lemons and a bit of violence in later chapters. a.k.a. fun with apple juice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to the Cameo Hotel reviews
Hotel supervisor, Isabella, is having a hard time with Cameo Hotel's newest guest, VP Edward Cullen. He's an ass and complains about everything! What is it that Mr. Cullen really wants? AH AU Rated M for lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,897 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Watching You reviews
Edward's been watching Bella for three years during college and now graduation is only one week away! Will he finally man up and ask her out, or will he be too late? E/B AU AH ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fluid Mechanics reviews
Virgin super kinky perv engineer, Dr. Edward Cullen has met his ultimate sexual fantasy in the flesh in pinup girl dressing fellow engineer, Dr. Bella Swan. Innuendos fly, but is Edward's geek factor too thick for Bella to get her point across? Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 127 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's My Party and I'll Grope If I Want Too reviews
What happens when a horny Jasper and Bella haven't seen each other in days and Rosalie decides to throw a party at their apartment? One shot. Rated M for lemons. Bella/Jasper AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Hate What You Do To Me Goodies reviews
Outtakes, bonus chapters, and other goodies from Hate What You Do To Me can be found here! Rated M for a reason! Best to read Hate What You Do To Me first in order to understand.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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