Men At Work Contest
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Joined 02-19-10, id: 2262066, Profile Updated: 04-26-10
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight.

Here are the winners!!



Hosted by RaeCullen and Silver Sniper of Night

Spring is a cumming and as you know throughout the world that only means one thing. It's CONSTRUCTION TIME LADIES.

This means hot men everywhere will soon be taking off their shirts doing the working man thing.

Give us your poor, tired, sweaty, hot, DIRTY and HARD WORKIN MAN.

Edward as a lumberjack showing you his wood? (RoseLover24 says: "Work the man-fur baby, WORK IT). Jasper working on a construction site nailing you to the wall? Emmett in a factory punch pressing your loins? Carlisle as a welder melding his hot liquid with your molten core? Jacob as a plumber coming to clean your pipes? Charlie as a farmer plowing your fields with the porn 'stache? YES TO ALL OF THIS. BRING IT ON!

We do not care about the paring so long as it has a HOT and AVERAGE working man! SO BRING ON THE SLASH! (As a matter of fact RoseLover24 would LOVE to see a YMCA Crack fic with the Twi guys as the village people.)

Rules and Submission Guidelines

1. This is an anonymous contest. Please send your entry to There it will be validated basic grammar and spelling. Your name will be removed and then it will be posted on the page! Rae and Silver will be doing the validation.


3. Voting will begin on April 11th and go through the 17th.

4. Winners will be announced on April 21st. (This is subject to change)

5. Must be an original one-shot with a minimum 5k words and a maximum of 15k.

6. Multiple entries allowed.

7. Can be T or M. Does not need to have a lemon (Though it is preferred).

8. Slash & crackfic welcome (no femme slash for obvious reasons).

9. Collabs allowed.

10. USE A BETA. When you send it in to be validated, if there are a lot of grammar mistakes, it will get sent back to you to fix. You get one try to re-enter the contest.

11. ALL ENTRIES MUST REMAIN ANONYMOUS. Do not breathe a word to anyone about what your o/s is about or you will be disqualified. You can not post your entry onto your FFn/Twilighted/Blog/TWCS/whatever else until after the winners have been announced. You can continue your story once the contest is over and winners have been announced.

12. Please, NO rape, cutting, pedophilia, or anything else creepy.

Judging and Prizes

Judges are: RoseLover24, thirtysomething, pomme_de_terre, NanMcCullen, and giada-marsielle. STORIES WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS TO THEM.

1. First and Second Place Voters Choice

2. First and Second Place Judges Choice

3. Winners will be featured on So You Think You Can Write (

4. Banners will be made for each of the winners by ReachingasIFall. Check out her blog:

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This is only for the validator to remember which fic belongs to which author.

Now go on and write us some HOT, SWEATY, HARD WORKING MEN!!

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The Rocket Man by BellaMadonna reviews
Bella Swan, ace reporter is assigned a story about Edward Cullen, a NASA Rocket Scientist turned farmer trying to save the family farm. Bella's mental filter takes a hike & Edward is the target - humor/UST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
Riding the Rails by randommama reviews
Bella embarks on a cross-country train trip with friends, where she meets Edward, her fuckhawt porter. Instant attraction between the two leads to a red-hot romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,690 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beep, Beep, Yeah by TJBaby reviews
Mechanic Jasper stops into his local Food Mart thrice daily, just to see 'Sexy Food Mart Girl', wondering if she'll ever notice him. The day comes when she has a problem that only he can fix.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
Custom Built by NinjaKitten3782 reviews
When Bella Swan inherits a run-down family cabin in Colorado, she hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to do the custom remodel and sparks fly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,761 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella - Complete
Things are finally looking up by Lilacs46 reviews
When single mother, Bella, inherits the house of the elderly woman she had been caring of, she decides to have the house remodeled, and finds that she feels an instant attraction for the contractor she hires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Simple Man by PadmeAndAnakin4Ever reviews
Edward is a simple, hard working family man. When a new opportunity arises for his family, can he rise to the challenge? "Yeah, I guess I am a simple kinda man."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ride It by Amelie Gray reviews
After a riding lesson gone wrong, Bella finds that her instructor has a different lesson in mind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Simple Math by Skeezon reviews
Baker Goddess Bella counts the simple connections she has with the dirty, hot construction worker next door to her bakery. Will her simple math have a positive outcome or is she destined for unfulfilled fantasies?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Challenge by Ms Bond and RobotMoose reviews
Subcontractor Edward Masen is at odds with the General Contractor on his new job. What happens when the gauntlet is thrown?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,430 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Swimming with Swan by FLplmtree95 reviews
Edward Cullen gives swim lessons. Bella Swan is afraid of the water. She wants to learn. Can this highly talented, too good looking for his own good swim instructor teach her more than she bargained for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete