Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Bleach, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, and Final Fantasy VII.
I AM THE ALMIGHTY AUTHORESS ELASYWE!!
I am also a part of a fanfiction group called The Table. Look us up! We write Hetalia!
I RP! Haha, if you want to rp send me a PM! I rp Bleach, Hetalia, Final Fantasy, The Outsiders, Death Note, etc!
Moogles rock, kupo! If you think they rock, copy it into your profile, kupo!
OoO Hello, and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! OoO
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
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