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Author has written 59 stories for House, M.D., Supernatural, and Dragnet.

I like to write strange stuff, mostly crack and fluff, some of it on the smutty side. Until recently I only wrote for House MD, which is my first and greatest love. Recently I started writing cracky little ficlets for Supernatural. SO not into Wincest, although I think Jared Padelecki is sex on legs.

I live in the United States.

Please read and review. Even a sentence like "That was good" is big fun!

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I am from AUSTRALIA! by Dr Robert Chase reviews
Chase gets very drunk one night and takes out his frustration in this open letter to fanfiction authors about where he comes from, and how "Australia" is not spelt "USA".
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - R. Chase - Complete
How Not To Be Boring by plancknodelta reviews
House is bored, and Wilson is tired of being labeled the boring half of the friendship...so he calls House on a dare. And then stuff ensues. House/Wilson, EXPLICIT SLASH/NC-17! Now rendered AU; pretty much disregards everything starting with "Softer Side"
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 457,967 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
Eight Simple Rules for Dating Greg House by Ijemanja reviews
Eight simple rules for dating Greg House, as compiled over the course of an evening. HouseCuddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2006 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
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My Junk Feels Funny
Set at the beginning of Season 9, Episode 1, "I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here". Now human, Castiel experiences his first pee.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Complete
Night Swimming
From a prompt at LJ's spn bigpretzel "What I Did On My Summer Vacation": Dean and Sam teach Cas to swim. A silly little ficlet.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
What'd I Say reviews
Set after the show ends. House and Wilson, who is now cancer-free, are still on their cross-country motorcycle trip. To combat boredom, House has started teaching Wilson the piano. A fluffy little piece of ust. And it's got a beat you can dance to.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2014 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Baby's Diary, Part Two
The impala recalls her first owner. A drabble written for spn bigpretzel on LJ
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Impala - Complete
Drabbles On Food reviews
These are 5 drabbles written for the challenge at LJ's spn bigpretzel challenge Team Diet Vs. Team Exercise. These are my contributions so far. And we know how the Winchesters love food! More to be added.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Abbadon
Baby's Diary, Part One
Over the years, the Impala has witnessed many things. She reminiscnes during this current impasse between Sam and Dean. Set mid-season, Season 9. Baby's POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Impala - Complete
Slash Fiction reviews
Sam has challenged Dean to spend an entire afternoon reading fan fiction. Dean takes the bet, much to his chagrin. No real authors, no real stories, no excerpts! Pls. R&R
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
You Can't Handle The Tripe
Now that Castiel is human, Dean wants to introduce his friend to new experiences. Which includes dim sum. Set in early S9, sort of. Cracky little story with a savory flavor and chives.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Song Doesn't Remain The Same
In the MOL bunker, Sam hears a strange sound. Drabble. Written for spn bigpretzel's "12 Days of Christmas Challenge" Day 1
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Appointment in Savannah, Part Four
Sorry this is just a drabble, gang. Dean continues his therapy with Dr. Penzance. Helped along by Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Magnificent Seven
Seven cracky drabbles, featuring Dean, Sam, Castiel and several other SPN favorites. Among the topics are disobedience, humanity, and of course, pie.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Charlie B. - Complete
After School Special
A drabble that takes place at the start of Season 7. The New God does not go over well with the younger set.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Complete
That Time Cas And Crowley Got High And Watched Fireworks reviews
From spn bigpretzel's Summer Vacation Reverse Big Bang. A writer had to claim an artwork. Mine was by patriciatepes and that was the title (above). It is on LJ as "Boardwalk Babylon". The title says it all. Total crack. Kids, don't try this at home!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Castiel, Crowley - Complete
Morning Has Broken reviews
A bystander thinks that Castiel is insane and that Dean is his keeper. Events might prove him right.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hen Houses Of The Holy reviews
When not working cases, Sam and Dean take any job they can find. One summer, they work on a farm. Sam loves it, but Dean is left with a deep, undying hatred of chickens. Written for the Spring Fic Exchange at spn bigpretzel on Livejournal. Dean, Sam, familial rellationship. OMC (aka Farmer Jordan). Kt for language.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
Appointment In Savannah, Part Three reviews
Now that Dean has discovered that Sam is in therapy, he also starts sessions with Dr. Penzance. However, Castiel shows up and makes an unfortunate reference to Dean and Castiel's "profound bond." Est. friendship/ust
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Man Who Would Be Queen reviews
Dean and Sam are having an escalating prank war. When Sam goes too far, Dean takes revenge. This is the story of how Dean manages the ultimate prank: replacing all of Sam's wardrobe with women's clothing. Rated K for language. Gen.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Appointment In Savannah, Part Two reviews
When Sam mysteriously changes, Dean tracks down the culprit responsible. He isn't prepared for the consequences, particularly the snot and remembering his blankie. Crack/angst. Dean, OC - Same OC as in Part One
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
Appointment in Savannah reviews
An old cotton gin is eating tourists in Savannah, Georgia. But Sam has his mind on other things, like not getting strangled. Or cursed. Or anything else. Sam Winchester, OC. Written for spn bigpretzel's anniversary par-tay. Prompts: cursed, road games, cramped, strangled.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sam W. - Complete
Double Jeopardy reviews
Written for spn bigpretzel's Alternative Universe theme. Dean Smith, Sam Wesson and Emmanuel go on America's favorite game show. Alex Trebek is not amused.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Mellow Fever reviews
Dean gets deep, Sam freaks out. "You're right, Sam, we shouldn't be hunters, we should be ordinary guys. Who says we're better than monsters?" Dean shrugged. "Maybe they're higher on the evolutionary scale." He paused. "Wow. I just blew my own mind." Is it hex bags? EMF? Patchouli?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
In My Time Of Driving reviews
Castiel makes a New Year's Resolution: he is going to learn to drive, and Dean is going to teach him. Cas is tired of sitting in the back seat. Lesson: angels should never make New Year's Resolutions, because they keep them. Crack-fic
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is To Stay Alive reviews
Sam Winchester's Christmas list. A silly little drabble.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Sam W. - Complete
Thank Heaven Christmas Only Comes Once A Year
Various humans and angels get ready for Christmas in five connected drabbles. Written for the Hurricane Sandy Relief Auction at spn bigpretzel on Live Journal. Leaning toward crack. Gen.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Helping Out reviews
A silly little Christmas drabble. Sometimes helping out is a bad idea.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
New Year's Rockin' Eve reviews
It's New Year's Eve at Bobby's cabin. He, Dean, Sam and Cas are watching, and Bobby's hogging the remote. A drabble written for a holiday challenge.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
That Which Doesn't Kill YouWill Kill You reviews
Sam Winchester knows that there are some things scarier than clowns. Written for "Phobia Week" at LJ's spn bigpretzel. Characters: Dean, Sam, Thing. Total crack.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
I Carry A Badge reviews
This is the city, Los Angeles, California. It's a good place to live. And when you need some mano a mano, that's my job. I carry a badge. Written for the "Come As You're Not" 2012 Costume Party. Why is it a costume? The pairing makes me physically ill.
Dragnet - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Complete
I Feel Pretty reviews
When shopping for new Fed suits, the boys learn that you do not piss off the wrong Greek God. Crack.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Is That You, Pie? It's Me, Dean Winchester reviews
Five diners and no pie. Written for Food Week at spn bigpretzel at Live Journal. Characters: Sam, Dean, Waitress
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Dean W., Sam W.
Agenda reviews
A panel convenes to question the people in Gregory House's life. Rated C for Crack. Inspired by the brilliant story "Inquiry" by harpomarx, which you should read first. This story picks up during the questioning of James Wilson. Some characters from the show, some OFCs. Rated T for language.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - G. House
Everybody Dies Three Days Later reviews
What happened when House and Wilson went on their road trip. Spoilers for S8.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - G. House, J. Wilson
The Party's Over reviews
A possible ending to 8x22, the Series Finale, "Everybody Dies." Spoilers up to that episode. Warning: character death, violence
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The CWord: The Next Day reviews
What happened when House returned to his office.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - G. House
Perils of Paranoia A Few Hours Later reviews
Spoilers for Season 8 ep 'Perils of Paranoia'. What happened when Wilson stopped by House's apartment.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Dead and Buried Two Days Later reviews
Season 8. What happened when Foreman went to look for House.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson
Parents Much Later That Night reviews
Takes place after Ep. 8x06. What happened when House returned from Atlantic City after standing up Wilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Risky Business The Next Morning reviews
Takes place the morning after episode 8x04. Spoilers. Wilson feels House won't take responsibility for his actions over the last year. Angst.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/5/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Charity Case A Few Hours Later reviews
House loves Adams's red shoes. LOVES them. So he makes Wilson wear them. Ouchie!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Transplant: One Hour Later reviews
Foreman learns that no good deed goes unpunished. Post-episode ficlet. House/Wilson, Foreman
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Get Out Of The Car: An AU Season 7 Fic reviews
What really happened after House pushed Wilson out of the car. "Moving On" AU.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Moving On: A Few Minutes Later reviews
Events just after the S7 finale, "Moving On." What happens when House and Wilson are together. Another silly Hilson fic.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
After Hours: Another Word from House's Leg reviews
After the Season 6 finale and the Season 7 opener, House's leg has some cheering news to share. Warning: this leg uses foul language, even though it doesn't have a mouth.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2011 - G. House - Complete
The Fix Around Midnight reviews
Set after S7 ep.21 "The Fix." What happens when Wilson goes to see House. Another silly Hilson story.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Changes: Later That Night reviews
Based on Season 7 episode #20, "Changes". What happens when Wilson meets House at a bar.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Dig Later That Night reviews
Post-episode "The Dig." After House drops off Thirteen, he finds Wilson waiting for him. Warning for language and mentions of Thirteen.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Out of the Chute: Wet reviews
A minute or two after the episode ended. Spoilers of 7x16. Rated for language.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Bombshells: Role Model reviews
A few hours after Cuddy leaves, Wilson shows up. House reveals just how he has managed to stay with Cuddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Recession Proof: The Next Morning
Wilson waits to hear what happened. Post episode 7x14.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Two Stories: A Few Minutes Later reviews
House and Wilson discuss why House bought a toothbrush. Rated K. Spoilers for 7x13
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
You Must Remember This: Nine Days Later reviews
House's ten day challenge does not go as expected. And no, it's not slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/16/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Pox On Our House: A Few Hours Later reviews
House and Wilson get together for beers after Wilson has suggested Sam become pregnant. Angst, fluff. What I WISH had happened.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Birthday Surprise reviews
A little ficlet about Wilson's preparation for House's birthday. What could possibly go wrong? House/Wilson est.relationship
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Singin' In The Rain reviews
Wilson's latest hobby is driving House crazy. H/W est. pairing. House, Wilson, Cuddy. Silly fluff, rated PG
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/17/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
And Now, Another Word From House's Leg reviews
House's leg has plenty to say about the Season 7 premier, "Now What?". Not only that, a special guest organ that lives close by also contributes. They ain't happy. Please read n'review
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Nice Day For A White Wedding reviews
House and Wilson want to get married in a civil ceremony. But Wilson's mother has other ideas. Est. relationship, slash, fluff. Please read and review!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Very, VERY Secret Diary of James Wilson, MD reviews
This was written at the request of the amazingly talented hevaann, author of "The Very Secret Diary of James Wilson" and "The Very Secret Diary of Gregory House, M.D." This is complete and total crack. Set in mid-Season 6; Wilson & House share the condo.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/2/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
And Now, A Word From House's Leg reviews
House's right leg has very strong opinions about Season Six, and lets you in on a few things House would rather you didn't know. R for language...this is one seriously pissed-off leg. I'd say this was crack, but you'll have to ask the leg.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - G. House - Complete
Epic Fic Is Epic reviews
Wilson discovers he is in love with House. Crackiness and about ten different genres ensues. No disclaimers, because I own them and I'm going to make a buttload of cash with this. Warnings for language, slash, and improper use of scotch tape. Pls. R&R!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/21/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete