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Joined 02-20-10, id: 2263010, Profile Updated: 01-13-13
Author has written 15 stories for House, M.D., Supernatural, and Dragnet.

I like to write strange stuff, mostly crack and fluff, some of it on the smutty side. Until recently I only wrote for House MD, which is my first and greatest love. Recently I started writing cracky little ficlets for Supernatural. SO not into Wincest, although I think Jared Padelecki is sex on legs.

I live in the United States.

Please read and review. Even a sentence like "That was good" is big fun!

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House and Wilson Visit the FanFiction Supply Store by fourleggedfish reviews
Crack!fic, dialogue only. I, um... I'm pretty sure the title is self explanatory. And LJ is entirely to blame for this. XD
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
I am from AUSTRALIA! by Dr Robert Chase reviews
Chase gets very drunk one night and takes out his frustration in this open letter to fanfiction authors about where he comes from, and how "Australia" is not spelt "USA".
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - R. Chase - Complete
How Not To Be Boring by fourleggedfish reviews
House is bored, and Wilson is tired of being labeled the boring half of the friendship...so he calls House on a dare. And then stuff ensues. House/Wilson, EXPLICIT SLASH/NC-17! Now rendered AU; pretty much disregards everything starting with "Softer Side"
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 457,967 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
Eight Simple Rules for Dating Greg House by Ijemanja reviews
Eight simple rules for dating Greg House, as compiled over the course of an evening. HouseCuddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2006 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
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French Chef reviews
Wilson is determined to bake. House is determined to annoy him.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27 - G. House, J. Wilson
Birthday Surprise reviews
If Wilson was more agile, he could have given House his birthday present.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Night Swimming
From a prompt at LJ's spn bigpretzel "What I Did On My Summer Vacation": Dean and Sam teach Cas to swim. A silly little ficlet.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Appointment in Savannah, Part Four
Sorry this is just a drabble, gang. Dean continues his therapy with Dr. Penzance. Helped along by Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Appointment In Savannah, Part Two reviews
When Sam mysteriously changes, Dean tracks down the culprit responsible. He isn't prepared for the consequences, particularly the snot and remembering his blankie. Crack/angst. Dean, OC - Same OC as in Part One
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
Appointment in Savannah reviews
An old cotton gin is eating tourists in Savannah, Georgia. But Sam has his mind on other things, like not getting strangled. Or cursed. Or anything else. Sam Winchester, OC. Written for spn bigpretzel's anniversary par-tay. Prompts: cursed, road games, cramped, strangled.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sam W. - Complete
Double Jeopardy reviews
Written for spn bigpretzel's Alternative Universe theme. Dean Smith, Sam Wesson and Emmanuel go on America's favorite game show. Alex Trebek is not amused.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Mellow Fever reviews
Dean gets deep, Sam freaks out. "You're right, Sam, we shouldn't be hunters, we should be ordinary guys. Who says we're better than monsters?" Dean shrugged. "Maybe they're higher on the evolutionary scale." He paused. "Wow. I just blew my own mind." Is it hex bags? EMF? Patchouli?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is To Stay Alive reviews
Sam Winchester's Christmas list. A silly little drabble.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Sam W. - Complete
Thank Heaven Christmas Only Comes Once A Year
Various humans and angels get ready for Christmas in five connected drabbles. Written for the Hurricane Sandy Relief Auction at spn bigpretzel on Live Journal. Leaning toward crack. Gen.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
New Year's Rockin' Eve reviews
It's New Year's Eve at Bobby's cabin. He, Dean, Sam and Cas are watching, and Bobby's hogging the remote. A drabble written for a holiday challenge.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
I Carry A Badge reviews
This is the city, Los Angeles, California. It's a good place to live. And when you need some mano a mano, that's my job. I carry a badge. Written for the "Come As You're Not" 2012 Costume Party. Why is it a costume? The pairing makes me physically ill.
Dragnet - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Complete
Is That You, Pie? It's Me, Dean Winchester reviews
Five diners and no pie. Written for Food Week at spn bigpretzel at Live Journal. Characters: Sam, Dean, Waitress
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Dean W., Sam W.
Agenda reviews
A panel convenes to question the people in Gregory House's life. Rated C for Crack. Inspired by the brilliant story "Inquiry" by harpomarx, which you should read first. This story picks up during the questioning of James Wilson. Some characters from the show, some OFCs. Rated T for language.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - G. House
The Very, VERY Secret Diary of James Wilson, MD reviews
This was written at the request of the amazingly talented hevaann, author of "The Very Secret Diary of James Wilson" and "The Very Secret Diary of Gregory House, M.D." This is complete and total crack. Set in mid-Season 6; Wilson & House share the condo.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/2/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete