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Joined 02-20-10, id: 2263210, Profile Updated: 01-03-15
Author has written 12 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Juno, Sweeney Todd, Harry Potter, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Fable, and A song of Ice and Fire.

this is the "normal" part of this profile (if you can call me normal...)

gender: female (unless bitch counts as its own gender)
real name: Seraphina
but i dont mind being called: Sera, that freaky fire-headed chick, obsessed fan, pretty girl
things i luv: my music, where i am, books, dogs
things i hate: peppy pop music shit, haters of rock (all genres), obnoxious and sexist boys
favorite (real) hero: Joan of Arc
favorite kind of outlaw: highway man
favorite superhero: Rogue (from X-Men)
favorite supervillian: The Joker tied with Harley Quin (Batman)
favorite books: ghostgirl, ghostgirl: Homecoming, ghostgirl-Lovesick, The Host, Wicked Lovely, Ink Exchange.
favorite TV. series: (is, was, and always will be) Boy Meets World
currently reading: A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin.


quotes from the one, the only, CHARLIE CHAPLIN

"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."

"A man is what a woman makes him and a woman makes herself."

"The public never knows what it wants, only what it doesn't want."

"Humor is the sublime wisdom of pity and tolerance in which man recognizes the utter futility of his own enterprise and importance."

"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk." (this one is my favorite)


stereotypes are ugly and should stop ( the bold ones are about me, the ones in italic are about my sister, if they're underlined i really don't like them )

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a (traditional) RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (I'm not really sure but they might be)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks (who said anything about dating?)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (band is awesome and the flute makes pretty music)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (i think i am but i could be wrong)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight JEANS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (and so what if I am?!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a SCRATCHER, so I MUST be a SCRATCHER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.(lied.. but come on =) )
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm a GIRL WITH SHORT HAIR so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.(and what if I do:D)
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.( we had to learn it in school)
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Normal is overrated.)
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd. (READING ROCKS!)
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.(FYI... Haven't you heard of RESPECT!)
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish.
I don't wear MAKUP or do my HAIR up, so I MUST not give a crap about my apearence.

STOP STERIOTYPES!

COPY AND PASTE!

"Jeremy spoke in class today."
Jeremy Wade Delle
1975-1991
He didn't have to die
(copy and paste this on your profile if you want to end teen suicide)


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De Inferno Prægnani by Kiryn reviews
Hell is waiting. Submission for Qoheleth's Saint Malachy contest. Hades/Persephone oneshot. Reviews greatly appreciated. Title means "of the pregnant hell".
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
Forbidden Fruit: Persephone's Story by Lady Fael reviews
The old stories say Persephone was taken against her will by Hades. They use the word 'abducted'. But what if it hadn't happened that way? What if the truth was the opposite of what the old myths claimed? [Finished]
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007
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Surviving the Mountain reviews
Gregor Clegane's wife and brother become friends and help each other survive his abuse. Takes place after Sandor got his scars, but before he lost all his idealism. Contains mentions of abuse, neglect, sexual harassment, resulting mental disorders, and potty mouth language.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,441 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/3 - Sandor C., OC
Anything reviews
"Please," she whispered without loosening her grip, "don't hurt him. I'll do anything." "Anything?" he asked, testing her limits. " Anything at all?" "Anything, anything at all, anything!"
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Nancy H., Freddy K. - Complete
the bloom and the snake reviews
an A/U fanfic. what if Rose survived Lucien's bullet? what if Arfur found her?
Fable - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Rose, Arfur
Freddy's First Kill reviews
title says it all. the first person Freddy killed. Poor Freddy was sick of the abuse. he wasn't going to take it any longer. his first kill at age 16. *based on remake*
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Freddy K. - Complete
Freddy's Jigsaw Girl reviews
Mr. Krueger's thoughts before th beginning of the movie. a bit of a one-shot Toadies songfic. *WARNING: STRONG FREDDY/NANCY!* 2010 remake based. enjoy, friends!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Freddy K., Nancy H. - Complete
a tale of another broken home
songfic for Jesus Of Suburbia by Green Day. a bit of a thank you for your patience on "this 21st century breakdown" will l8r become its own albumfic based on American Idiot. enjoy ppls
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
this 21st century breakdown reviews
i started writing this after i listened to the whole 21 century breakdown album begining to end so it's about Christian and Gloria. i listened to Jesus of Suburbia right before it so he reoccurs throughout the story. hope you like it!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
DEATH TO POTTER! reviews
well, the title say it all. a lot of ways the that most idiotic wizard ever could die!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P.
I Was Once A Mother, Too reviews
"Y'see, Miss Barker, you're not the only woman in England who lost everything. Y'see, Miss Barker, I was once a mother,too."
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Eleanor L., Lucy B. - Complete
lullaby for the taken reviews
i had to do a one-shot songfic for this song and it was perfect for Juno. two years before the events in the movie Juno's loony-b**ch-mom kidnapped one of the replacement kids leaving her current husband desperate to find the him lyrics on my profile
Juno - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
The Dark Secret of Possum Kingdom Lake
a Toadies one-shot songfic. i really just wrote it from the girl's p.o.v. this took three days so someone better appreciate this!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
a monster and a girl reviews
how did that a**hole steve win poor annie's heart? he thinks of her as a tool. she thinks of him as a hero from a romance book. gives both sides of the story. i hate steve and this is why! btw, go to my forum its a steve hate club!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Steve Leonard, Annie Shan
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