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Joined 02-20-10, id: 2263411, Profile Updated: 04-26-11
Author has written 6 stories for Sisters Grimm, and Degrassi.

Hello People of this FANTABULOUS WORLD! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Here Is Some Basic Information bout me :D

I am a hoarder...I have trouble letting things go because everyone I care for ends up leaving me so I have trouble with letting go. I have OCD and possibly ADHD but I don't care if you judge or not.Life is not complete unless you have some letters after your name but I am recovering slowly from my hoarding and I am getting past it.

Sports: Gymnastics,Softball,Track,Watching Degrassi for 36 hours straight...lol me and my friends had a bet :D

current number of stories made: i da know you check!

Favorite book or series: Well duh sisters grimm

Favorite song(s): Disgusting by :Ashley-Escape The Fate,Secrets-One Republic, Who Said-Selena Gomez,Blame It On Eclare-Cary and the Three Tenners, Fuck You-Cee Lo Green,Prolly something all new next week xD

Pet Peeve- I have quiet a few of them actually the two main ones are when Fanfiction deletes some of the words I put down in my chapters T_T and when people waste my time T_T

I Lurve me some sexy mannn but I have my eyes on a boy already- Its someone other than munro chambers too even though he is SMEXI!!!! :DDDDDDDDD lol

Address: 1004 doesn't exist o wits boulevard yeah i said it if you are some creepo stalker guy on my profile first of all you not going to learn who i am and Second GET OFF MY PROFILE YOU CRAZY STALKER now if you aren't some creep please continue reading lol

ok so I have been told I am good at poetry and I usually like to make them more emotional I guess you could say so enjoy these poems that I just made up off the top of my head :D

Roses are red

violets there blue

He said he loved me

but now i know thats not true


Love when it first happens the earth will quake

But alot of times in the ends because your heart will break

on valentines day love is off the charts

But in the end it will all just end with broken hearts


Love is strange

Love is Pure

Knowing someone is the Cure

Alot of People think love is Whack

Because they know what it feels like

When your heart Cracks

Ok so the last one i made up like point two seconds ago but i like it so i put it in there (HeHe thats what he said)

so yeah i have made some stories and would love for you to review them soo all you do is scroll down and click the button that says "REVIEW" i promise you it won't bite but maybe it will growl lol JK but still i love getting feed back and want the best for my stories so if you like the story just say so i f you absolutely hate the story with all your heart and soul wow i must be a terrible writer but tell moi k and if you want to add something to the story just type the words and i will see what i can do ok! so peace out \/ \/ ( lol those are peace signs

Signs

--@ Rose

((0v0)) Owl

(0o) in love with you

XD not really sure all i know is that its a type of smiley

P Smiley sticking out its tongue at you

\/ \/ peace out hand gestures

\l/_ Pot leaf lol

OH AND SISTERS GRIMM BOOK THE INSIDE STORY COMES OUT MAY 1 2010 AND DON"T YOU DARE TRY AND TAKE ALL THE COPIES BEFORE I GET MINE GOT IT ...LOL...No seriously don't i would be pissed

I AM NOW A TEAM PUCK 4 EVA I ALSO MADE UP ANOTHER TEAM ITS CALLED TEAM PUCKABRINA AND IT IS ULTIMATE!!

And remember young grasshoppers sits in meditation postion

CRACKOOO IS WACKOOO

yeah there are alot cooler ways to die like jumping off a cliff or jumping infront of a moving bus So why waste your time trying to get the crack to distort your figure it takes FOREVER!! the bus will mess your face up ALOT faster !!

(pleases note that the comments said above are sarcasm and this person is a strong believer in not doing drugs !)

Welll I Am leaving you now so go on Git!! I SAID TO GO AWAY I'M DONE!! AHHHHHHHH LEVE ME ALONE YOU STALKER I SWEAR I'LL PUSH YOU INFRONT OF THE BUS MYSELF!!

lol jk but seriously leave go on GIT!! Do we really have to repeat the scenario all over again!! GRRRR fine how bout this

THE END...Or is it?

No it is so BYE FRANKENSTEIN

UGH fine you want more here is some HILARIOUS stuff i got from a persons profile she is like my idol now heehee its long but really funny and worth it!!

Annoying things to do on an elevator: very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do." And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23)when the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"

Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

1) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

2) Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

3) Clap when the good guy gets killed.

4) During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

5) Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

6) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

7) Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

8) Yell out what is going to happen.

9) Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

10) Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

11) Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

12) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

13) Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

14) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

15) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

16) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

17) Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

18) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

19) Try to start a wave.

20) Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

21) Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

22) Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

23) Sing with the theme music.

24) Bring and use your own air freshener.

25) At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

26) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

27) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

28) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

29) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

30) Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

31) Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

32) Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

33) When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

34) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

16 funny things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
21. Pretend to be a phone.
22. Try to swim in the floor.
23. Tap on their door all night.

RANDOM FUNNINESS!!

Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

If you think the CoCo Puff bird should go to rehab repost this

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why not.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death(Hades)’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

Trying is the first step toward failure

A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revolving door!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, buttface!'

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

America is a free country. Of course, you can't get that freedom untill you are eighteen, but that's okay, because when you do turn eighteen, you get a bunch of privlieges, like doing jury duty, paying taxes, and paying off bills...

A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!"

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

At the start of your life, you will be awarded a lifetime supply of air. Use it wisely.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?"

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

The dark side has cookies, but we have pie. Blueberry, to be exact.

Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved problems?

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important. school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

When life gives you lemons, throw it in the trash and tell life you'd rather have money.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train

The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

A funny blonde joke: Okay, offense to the blondes out there. I saw this on Kenna92005's profile and thought it was funny. Joke #1

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.

They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."

So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home."

POOF, she is gone.

The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too."

POOF, she is gone.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "What is the matter?"

The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."

Joke #2

A Blonde Brunett and a red head were at gun point in a mall.

The man said to the brunett, "Any last words?"

"A tornado!" she yells and gets away.

The man turned to the red head. "Any last words?"

"Sand storm!" the red head yelled and got away.

He turned to the blonde and said, "Any last words?"

"Fire!"

"Okay..." the man said and fired the gun.

Alright there are more I could put but I don't want to offend any more blondes out there. Again I just thought they were funny...


Pledge

1. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

5. When you are confused, I will use little words.

6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

7. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

hings not to do at hogwarts(wink

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

and that was only some of them

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Happychica, nwfairy, SciFOXcraft279, Aremv monthlyobsesionist,

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

OK u dont have to be gay to repost this...im not gay and i've reposted it!

OK radom things...

f you absolutly LOVE one or all of the jonas brothers copy and paste this into your profile. (I love them all, I can't choose)

if you ever fell Up the stairs copy and paste this in your profile (long story)

If you have ever ran into a wall when the lights are on copy and paste this into your profile (I broke my glasses, luckily I wear contacts most of the time)

if you liked the jonas brothers before they were on hannah montana copy and paste this into your profile (The first song I ever heard was Time for me to Fly)

if you know nick had a solo album and know all the songs on it copy and paste this into your profile. (my favorite is Dear God)

If You Have Ever Seen A Film(Or Show) So Many Times That You Can Quote The Words, copy and paste this onto your profile

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!THIS IS GREAT ADVICE...

When she walks away from you mad=== Follow her

When she stare's at your lips=== Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you=== Grab her and don’t let go

When she start's cursing at you=== Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet=== Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignore's you=== Give her your attention

When she pulls away== Pull her back

When you see her at her worst=== Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying==Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking== Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared=== Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder=== Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat== Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you=== Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time=== reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt== Back yourself up with the TRUTH

When she says that she likes you== she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands=== Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you=== bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret=== keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes=== don’t look away until she does

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU=== SHES HURTING INSIDE

When you break her heart=== the pain NEVER really goes away

When she says its over=== she STILL wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin=== she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything

- DON'T let her have the last word

-always call her when you know somethings wrong

- Pretty and beautiful is soo much better than hot and sexy

- Say you love her more than she could ever love you

- Argue that she is the best ever

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Tease her and let her tease you back

-Stay up all night with her when she's sick

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

- Let her know she's important

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you get sugar high and jump on your trampoline yelling "Japeth" because the name intrigues you, while your rellies are there. It's teaching you 3 year old cousin to laugh evily and have her go MWA HA hee hee hee...If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

wink)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, The Masochistic Lion, clairelovesedward

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the starts and wondering 'Where the hell is my roof?'

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

You hate your job? Well why didn't you just say that? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYONE and they meet in the pub.

No, this isn't my real name. I'm breaking it in for a friend.

I play drums to silence the voices in my head

I tried sniffing coke but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Damn, we sure screwed up!

Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him/her swear on the Bible?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? (My answer is, the public would never elect an openly gay man - too many homophobics)

live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

"I'm not sexist!!"- Ed

"When he says that why does it sond like a threat?"-Al

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

If you can’t appreciate the divine hotness of Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you like brownies, paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your but off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?” copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile


Ok so here is my official what i'm like profile

Name:not tellin

Age I'm older than 5

Looks:I have brown hair with brown eyes my best feature is probably my eyes because the have a dark rim around them making them pop!I'm tall for my age and have normal size feet and hands.

boyfriends or exs: Tim(Ex) Ethan(Ex) Ryan (Current soon to be Ex if we don't see each other)

What do you like to do in your freetime:I like sitting on my window seat and listening to music or read a book usually poetry or sisters Grimm.Oh! i also curl up at the window seat and write in my diary or Wite new songs.

Whats your favorite food:Hmmm I would say Spaghetti with my Grandmas World Famous Sauce with lots o Cheese that is orange(I think Its called Kolby Jack0

Height:How am I suppossed to know maybe 5"

Personalty: I am very out-going if not a bit crazy.But I have a very strong motherly instinct.When my friends are in trouble I always will be there and I always give People advice on anything really and usually they take it. I am Stubborn and Rebellious and don't like to be told what to do or treated has if in a lower class.I am bosy when I need to be and will always step up to be the leader of the group.

Best Song you have ever written: um Its between I still Love you or Forever The Outcast...Or Break or Take my heart...AND Violet...not so sure so yeah.

Writing ability: My parents took my article I wrote changed the point of view and gave it to my High school sister and it got 100% so If I do say so my self I can be pretty good if I have enough time.

When I grow-up I want To be a:Green Princess who is a Fairy/Mermaid! just kidding I want to be an Author/poet/Singer or song writer

Favorite Color:GREEN!!!!

Favorite Couples:

Sisters Grimm-Puck/Sabrina, Jake/Briar*I cried when she died*Granny Relda/Basil, Henry/Veronica , Daphne/MUstardseed and Red/Little boy blue

Harry Potter-Harry/Ginny , Hermione/Ron , Mr Weasley/Mrs.Weasley , Bill/Fluer

Percy Jackson- Percy/Annabeth

Glee-Puck/Rachel , Quinn/Finn

Degrassi-ELI/CLAIRE 4 EVA , , Holly J/Declan , Jenna/Nobody cuz I hate Jenna for stealing K.C. From Claire GRRRR! Spinner/Holly J Manny/Jay

Emma/Sean Liberty/J.T * AWwww i cried when he died too!*

So thats it for now I probably will add more on later!!

TEAM JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh vampires suck is like the best movie ever!

ECLARE 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay I am a Frim Christian And This story really inspired me so here ya go

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

-I found this, and now that you have, re-post it.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. - Adam Ward ;)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow? -Green

3. Your first initial?-C

4. Your month of birth?-September

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? -Black

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. -Bradlee Saterfield

7. Your favorite number?-2

8. Do you like California or Florida more?- Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? -lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). -I want Adam to kiss me...ALOT!!!! :D

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late...


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (No matter what my friends say, I actually do eat lunch)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[Idont know what that means.]
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.

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Always be with You by Puppybluie reviews
Puck and Sabrina are left alone together when the rest of the family goes to California to solve a case. What will happen? Puckabrina!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,089 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Babysitter by madisnk reviews
Clare is doing some side jobs- like babysitting. She's 22 and working on a novel, with a few secrets, secrets that could mean life or death. But when she meets the charming yet mysterious Eli Goldsworthy, what's going to happen? "I don't know, Clare, are you babysitting the kid? Or me?"
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
An Ancient Nightmare by Camaro-Enthusiast reviews
Chicken Little was wrong. The sky wasn't falling. It was much worse than that. Sabrina and Puck try to survive the end of the world, or what seems to be the end of the world. A late response to the End of the World Challenge. AU. Puckabrina: don't like, don't read. Enjoy.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,703 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck
Wishes by starkidpotter215 reviews
When the guy from Sabrina's English assignment to come to life, he seems so perfect. But with the help of a supposedly "brilliant" plan, a secret diary and a plate of fries Sabrina might just realize that the right guy is right in front of her. T
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,847 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
100 different ways by Princess Diana Artemis reviews
I've decided to do the 100 stories challenge. Hope you people like it! People I've boosted up the Rating for future chapters!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 53,986 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Puck, Sabrina G.
You Here With Me by loveyouTHISmuch reviews
A series of oneshots of moments throughout Eli and Clare's relationship. Formerly titled Eclare Shorts.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,243 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Everything I Ask For by IHaveTheKeyToYourHeart reviews
Eclare. Oneshots. #36 - Clare's moving across the country and they are both heartbroken. Will they be able to find a way to stay together?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 39,752 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Bloody Roses by BlueAndBlackAngel reviews
Being a vampire is great, but when your the Dark Princess, a time of rebellion comes. Clare runs away from her castle and meets a common vampire but will they be enough to save the immortal world along with the mortals? Or will they become the victims?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,746 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Degrassi: The Boring Point, A Parody by awriterscorned reviews
This Degrassi parody starts with Degrassi Takes Manhattan. As of 7/20/12 it is updated to the end of season 11. Season 12 chapters coming soon!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,400 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010
Never Look Back by lumosinthedark reviews
Just some Eclare oneshots I've written over the past Degrassi season. What's not to like? Chapter 11: Project Clare
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,897 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
We are one by America's Ham reviews
The cocoon symbolized trust, but it did much more than just follow and spray Sabrina. This is not what you think- a poll is now up on my profile for you to decide what happens to a certain somebody! Disclaimer: I don't own the Sisters Grimm.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 25,496 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Don't Touch Anything by kadabrafreak890 reviews
A series of one-shots about Eclare. Chapters 64 is up! ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 57,536 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Forever After by theoncomingsulk reviews
"I'll be fine, Sabrina. I'll see you when we get back, after we win." Sabrina smiled a slightly watery smile, and kissed the top of her sister's head. Then she stepped back. Puck picked Daphne up, and spread his wings. "Forever, Grimm." "...be safe."
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,222 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Broken Glass by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
Clare's parents' fights turn violent. When she's caught in the middle, who will be there to pick up the pieces? And what if his own world is slowly beginning to collapse around him?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,294 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Assorted Eclares by Jewleighuh reviews
Drabbles and ficlets surrounding Eli and Clare. Eli, Clare, and Adam find each other at an amusement park. Roller coasters aren't really Clare's thing.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Welcoming the Heartache by makorrashenanigans reviews
Max and Fang are roommates, but they don't get along. What happens when Max starts dating another guy? And what happens when that said guy CHEATS on her? Guess which dark, handsome, young man decides to help her get back at the jerk who broke her heart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Max, Fang
Marriage! by iloveelifromdehgrassi reviews
What happens when Clare and Alli going to a boardng school that make them get married to Eli and Drew! What's going to happen? this will be a funny year for them
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,380 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Clare E., Alli B.
Notes and Lies by Starlightchick reviews
Pink notes keep appearing. Notes that are curses,notes that say someone is near their end. Sabrina has never been so scared in her life. They already got one that nearly killed her. A deadly game has started, and everyone's playing.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
The Troubles We Face by Anernerk reviews
What if Eli had a sister? And everyone was hiding their own awful secret?
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
A Friendly Push by Degrassiaholic reviews
Owen bumps into Clare in the office and gives her a piece of his mind regarding Fitz. FitzClare.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Clare E., Mark F./Fitz
Cleaning out the Attic by HPfan1230 reviews
PuckBrina. Everyone is helping cleaning out the attic when Sabrina, Daphne, Puck and Red discover a locked box. Meanwhile, Puck and Sabrina are secretly dating... What will happen?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Tonight, I Love You by OhThatGirlLeila reviews
Clare was so distracted that her boyfriend KC broke up with her, she didn't notice the Mysterious Eli until she bumped into him. .He never seen Eyes as Blue as Clare's. He had to get to know her, but a memory from his past stopped him dead in his tracks.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,191 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
MUSIC by Ms. Mary-Mac2 reviews
Sabrina goes to a music conservatory and puck goes a year later,fluffy stuff happens.Srry for my cornyness,Im corny at heartOMJIZZLE YES!This story is COMPLETE Chap TWENTY is up, PRETTY PRETTY PLZ WITH AWESOME SAUCE ON TOP REVIEW!Suggest squel names plz!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,447 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Don't Dream It's Over by sundayxmorningx reviews
It seemed like everything was against them... Sometimes, it could get overwhelming. That wouldn't stop them from being together though. Not if they can help it. DISCONTINUED.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,996 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Too Late by Ginny-Rose95 reviews
Rachel stands up for Brittany while a slur of homophobic comments are thrown at her and pays the price. Will it be too late for the Glee club to tell her how they truly feel about their bright little star?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,755 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Rachel B. - Complete
Puckabrina Moments by Chickadee20 reviews
Each chapter has a different Puckabrina moment, none of them are related to one another, just some fun clashes between Sabrina and Puck! Maybe some kissing, but definitely a lot of fighting! Rated T just in case. Review :
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010
Life in the Grimm House by justanothercrazybrunette reviews
The Grimm house was never boring. Sabrina could prove that 100 times over.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010
Vampiress by Jamester7 reviews
When Clare comes to degrassi she hides a secret. That she is a vampire. Her and her brothers meet more vampires at the school even a certain Eli Goldsworthy.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,634 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
I can't believe it by CubicleOfThoughts reviews
Sequel to Fancy meeting you here. This story takes place five years after the wedding. Plenty of fluff and drama to come. Please read and enjoy! Please review! Almost complete now!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,523 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Breaking the Good Girl's Code by random-girl123 reviews
When it comes to school, Clare is all about the school work and homework. She doesn't want anything to do with relationships or boys at the moment only her best friend Adam. But can Eli teach her there is more imporatant things in school then just work?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,030 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
A Simple Demand by legitdegrassi reviews
Clare and her mom need money. They move to Goldsworthy Castle as Maids. Clare thinks her life is over...moving away from her village. But when she moves..she makes a new friend..maybe even a lover. But he is the prince. Can he love her? Read and find out
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,894 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
You Could Help Me by XOXOGir reviews
Clare Edwards, a blue eyed beauty, is forced to go to therapy due to her parents constant fighting...But what happens when a simple extra credit project for a certain green eyed boy turns into something more than they bargained for?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,494 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
What An Asshole by The Cliffhanger Girl reviews
The Asshole of High School. Elijah Goldsworthy, known as the heartless, the sarcastic, the annoying, the monster. But, what happens when he pushes his cruel "jokes" to the next level.Will Clare reveal his true identity? Is he really who he seems to be?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,648 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Love and Memories by EClareObsession reviews
KC Guthrie and Clare Edwards have been dating for a while now. but what happens when KC's best friend, Eli Goldsworthy, transfers schools and finds an interest in Clare? Eli/Clare/KC EClare and Klare - Eli's POV
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,828 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Project Normal: A Maximum Ride Story by Kimmylovesyou707 reviews
Max Decides The Flock Needs To Live A Normal Life. That Means Enrolling In School, Applying for Jobs, New Drama, Fights, & Even A Couple of Surprise Visits. Join The Flock As They Try To Tack There Newest Mission, Normal. Can They Pull it Off Or Is It True That Evil Never Takes A Holiday ? Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 52,029 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Spring Break for Degrassi by Ella725 reviews
What happens when the students of Degrassi find themselves at the beach for spring break? Hilarity and drama ensues. Mostly Clare/Eli and Ali/Drew some Holly J/Sav/Declan.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,101 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Sweet Bliss by SweetEyes8 reviews
One-Shots. Chapter Four: Beautiful. Based on the EClare scene in Lose Yourself pt2
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
Give Love A Try by iloveeliandclare reviews
I never thought that one of my moms old friendship could lead to me finding the girl that I was meant to be with for the rest of my life. But I also never thought it could bring me into this much drama. NEW TITLE! old one was My Moms Friends Daughter!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
February, Month of love? by MadameDegrassi354 reviews
Clare isn't very happy with the month of February, all the problems from her parents divorce and her drama from the 9th grade come back to her. But will a certain Handsome mysteriouse guy with emerald green eyes help her change her mind? Read to find out!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,597 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
A Bet to Love by JDDCdancer1497 reviews
Adam needs money for the new comic book that just came out problem is he doesn't have the money but Eli does. Adam bets Eli that he can't make the next girl that walks out of the bathroom fall in love with him in two weeks. Clare is the girl.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,523 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Dancer by theashleighbexx reviews
Eli is the lead dancer on one of the biggest shows on tv. I know, unexpected huh? What happens when his girfriend Clare comes to visit him on set? I know I, like may others, suck at summaries, but read anyway, it's better than it sounds...
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
I lied to protect our friendship by ScrawledInk reviews
Eli and Clare have been best friends there whole life. Eli loves Clare but she doesnt know and he even told everyone he was gay so they wouldnt find out... Clare loves Eli but after finding out Eli was "Gay" It broke her... ECLARE Clare/ and a few more.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,612 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Shining Brightly by BlueAndBlackAngel reviews
Come one. Come all, to see a degrassi talent show. Eclare feturing Adam, Alli, Fiona, and Drew. What would a Degrassi talent show be without drama?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
The Dark World of Modeling by yellowmile reviews
Clare Edwards is a model. Living a dark life with secrets that can not be exposed. But Elijah Goldsworthy soon enters her world. Will he save her from the world of seduction and purging? Or will he just be another sleazy client?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,307 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Xanadu by Summersetlights reviews
When Eli's writing becomes impersonal, Ms. Dawes encourages him to find his "Xanadu". /complete fluff/
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Escape by Emmy8228 reviews
Clare Edwards has been trapped in a tower for her entire life and has never received a haircut. Elijah Goldsworthy is a criminal with his brother Adam Torres. Based largely on the movie, Tangled. This is AU. Eclare and Fadam.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
Unexpected Visitor by AllielovesEclare reviews
Clare's parents are gone for a week long vacation, and they let her have Eli over so she's protected. But is there going to be someone who comes and ruins it all? This is a fail summary. xD
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Viva La Vida by Summersetlights reviews
"Did you erase me from your memory? Did you ever love me at all?" -Eli's reaction to that. /complete fluff/
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Kiss Me Slowly by DegrassiFan93 reviews
Inspired by the Teennick "Now Or Never" Promo - "Did you erase me from your memory? Did you ever love me at all?" There was a break in Clare's voice as she stifled a sob. Her lip began to quiver and her hands involuntarily trembled as..." EClare oneshot
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
The Jewish Cloud by musicallygleek235 reviews
How would Finn feel if he found out just HOW obsessed with his girlfriend Jacob Ben Israel really was. FINCHEL FINCHEL FINCHEL. Contains spoilers for Britney/Brittany
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,480 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B.
He Loves Me? by degrassibear reviews
KC breaks up with Clare, and who does she turn to? Her best friend Eli of course! Will his comfort turn into something unnexpected? Possible oneshot! Let me know!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,452 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Ipecac by Summersetlights reviews
With a hatred towards Jake Martin, Eli decides to put a little something in Jake's Snapple bottle...
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Pretending by gleechick94 reviews
Journey of Nationals... FINCHEL!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B.
First Time by Cursd818 reviews
Spencer takes up Toby's offer in 1x19, but will their relationship survive when everyone turns against them? Spencer/Toby
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,002 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Spencer H., Toby C.
Two of Hearts by softy 45 reviews
Two souls trapped in the never ending inferno of love. Will they make it through as I tell of their lives? True love, and friends will really be revealed to all.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
The Canadian Sport by iloveeliandclare reviews
Clare and Eli like eah other a lot but they won't admit it. What happens when Adam gets tickets to a hockey game and decides to bring them? THIS IS A ONE-SHOT! Hope you like it!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
memories x3 by PinkFriday123 reviews
Eli and Clare, while the wtch their duaghter grow up. Oneshots
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Animal by BeautyIsHerName reviews
Here we go again. We do this everytime. I won't be denied by you, the animal inside of you. ECLARE, plus many others : Enjoy!By the way, I don't own Degrassi.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,148 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Save Me, Because I Need You Tonight by degrassibear reviews
Clare regrets leaving Eli at the hospital. When she finds out he is in a mental ward, she figures out what she needs to do... After Drop The World Pt. 2
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,077 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
Prom: Quick and Finchel Shipper Edition by supersoxfan5 reviews
Prom, the way it should've been. Read ONLY if you ship QUICK and FINCHEL. Please review!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Puck, Quinn F.
Heal Me by degrassibear reviews
Clare Edwards is in the hospital due to a car accident. After having open heart surgery, she is forced to stay in the hospital for a month under Mr. Eli Goldsworthy's care. Will Clare find comfort in Eli. Healing?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Misery Buisness by BlueAndBlackAngel reviews
No wonder Clare prefers her dark colors and doesn't beleive in love. But Ms. Clare Edwards is about to go for a little ride Klare right now LOTS Eclare later sorry for the short 1st 2c Includes marrige, kidnap, vamps and were
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,186 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
There she is by RachRox12 reviews
Eli is obsessed with Clare so he stalks her. He's prepared to get rid of anyone who stands in his way to her. I redid chapter two to make it completely different then befre.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Beautiful Diaster by we-will-not-fall-down reviews
How could something so beautiful be so broken?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Suprise! by Michelle-Chambers1 reviews
an Eclare story. you won't know what hit you.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
blind by Jamester7 reviews
Clare is blind and she is ready to go to a regular school with her twin sister and brother help... Clare, Adam, and Jenna meet new friends an hang with there old one's
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,723 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Not Over You by FINDtheHufflepuffs reviews
Three months after Drop the World pt. 2 Eli opens his door to find a drunk Clare begging him to take her back. Disclaimer: I don't own Degrassi
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
What I can learn from you by ShootingStarOnTheHorizon reviews
Clare Edwards is a student. Mr Goldsworthy is an english teacher. You know where this is going...a little dramatic,but I wouldn't have it any other way.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,820 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
sleeping beauty by munrochambersismylifemb reviews
she was a slut and acidentally fell asleep before english and missed the introduction for the new kid in school.elijah.she knew something was gonna happen with him.especially with clare hung up on him:
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Match Me by Soldier's Girl 27 reviews
My piercing blue orbs. My welcoming smile. My intriguing innocence. That's all it took for them to fall for me. But I don't love them. I don't love anyone. You think you're different? Fine, then go ahead. Match me.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Saving You by Caitlynnn reviews
Eli has finally reached his breaking point with Clare needing space, and staying away from him. In too deep. *based off of the new promo*
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Headphones by Lady Azura reviews
A month after his accident, Clare shows up on Eli's doorstep. But what does she want?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Please Don't Leave Me by let-the-rain-fall-down reviews
What happens to Maislinn after they film Drop the World? One-shot, could change if you guys want to.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2011
The World Has Dropped by only here in your arms reviews
An alternate ending to Drop the World pt. 2. Eli reacts to Clare leaving him at the hospital and Clare has a different reaction when she arrives back at Degrassi. DIFFERENT THAN THE EPISODE!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
He Loves Me She Loves Me Not by madiisnotahipster reviews
A bunch of different one shots put together, some of them happy some depressing and they are all based on songs from my iPod. i do not own degrassi or the songs. Lots of EClare, all EClare and a little of future FAdam
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,406 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Communication Problems by misskate99 reviews
This story used the be called A PUCKSABRINA STORY. This is a story about Puck and Sabrina admitting their love for each other, but only to themselves.Puck and Sabrina aren't exactly the best at communicating their feelings,and of course theres fluff!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,614 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
mailman by ElijahGoldsworthy49 reviews
Eclare fanfic.Clare thinks she's ready,and Eli thinks he's ready to with Clare. They both go to Adam for advice.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Escape The Fate Through EClare! by GoldsworthyGontierGirl123 reviews
EClare and Escape The Fate! What could be better? "Ashley." "Harder Than You Know." "Something." "Not Good Enough For Truth In Cliché." "Gorgeous Nightmare." "Situations." "The Flood" ON HAITUS DUE TO LACK OF IMAGINATION
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
ECLARE Summer Vacation by simplecrafter reviews
Eli takes Clare with his family to a resort during the summer but will one unexpected guest at the hotel completely ruin their vacation?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,760 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
The Disappearance and Captivity of Daphne Grimm by limegreenwordmachine reviews
At the height of the war against the Scarlet Hand, Daphne is kidnapped. The Grimms can save either Daphne or themselves - is there any way out? Epilogue is up. It's been good, friends. 2013 NOTE: This story was started approximately 3 years ago. It was my first. Please judge it accordingly :)
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,940 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Sabrina G., Daphne G. - Complete
It wasn't magical by CubicleOfThoughts reviews
It wasn't something magical, it wasn't anything great. It was simple and sweet. It was my fairy tale ending. A new one-shot. It is really short and sweet. Please read and review! Super short.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Final Revenge by LisaxMariex05 reviews
Fitz shows up at Clare's doorstep making his final revenge against Eli. Clare can't cope and tries to deal with it her way. Can Eli get her to open up to him? Bad summary.. I know, Sorry! **Contains SI**
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
I Think You Know by takethecurve reviews
Aislinn and Munro are flying out tonight for the KCAs in L.A. What will exhaustion, room service, and a game of twenty questions throw into the mix? Also, is there something Aislinn's not telling him... Now a two-shot!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
Roll The Dice by Summersetlights reviews
When Clare is standing at a rooftop, debating on whether to jump or not, will someone save her or will she jump?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Frosty by Eliluvva3 reviews
After a boring snow day at home,Eli decides to take Clare out ice skating.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
Ethne by AllyTaylor reviews
Ethne is a new girl, that slowly shows her psychopathic colors. She is stalking Eli and Clare. Will she kill Clare as she intends to do? Clare can run, but she can't hide. How long will the chase last?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,366 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Text Me by RachRox12 reviews
A series of texts between Eli and Clare. Another chapter has been added, so enjoy.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
More Than Just Acting by BananaMilkshake7 reviews
Eli, Clare, and a work of art. What could happen?...Love.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,423 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Is She A Cheater? by JDDCdancer1497 reviews
Eli and Clare are a happy couple. That is until Eli catches Clare and Fitz kissing! Did she cheat or is Eli misunderstanding everything?
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Fancy meeting you here by CubicleOfThoughts reviews
Clare and Eli meet at a party, they drink the spiked punch and they hook up. The next morning they don't remember anything from what happened. Will fate make them remember? First fic, PLEASE REVIEW!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,645 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Run Away by Brindle Curran reviews
When Clare has finally had enough of her parent's fighting, she calls the one person that she knows will help her; Eli. Song-shots, enjoy.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
MUSIC by Ms.Mary-Mac reviews
Sabrina goes to a music conservatory and puck goes a year later, LOTS of puckabrina and has at least one song in most storys
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Fake Out! by AfewSentencesShortOfaParagraph reviews
This is not really EClare, it's Maislinn. This is the 'fake out' kiss from Aislinn's point of view.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
The game that we play by eloquences reviews
Eli and Drew are players. When Clare and Ali transfer to Degrassi and have no interest in them, will they do whatever it takes to win them over? Better than it sounds! Give it a chance please !
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,550 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Poking Wars and Magazines by eclarefanaticxoxo reviews
Clare gets caught playing around with some jocks by Eli. Eli gets caught with a Vogue swimsuit model magazine by Clare. Jealousy will get the best of these two lovers. Funny little one-shot.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Don't You Want Me, Baby by sundayxmorningx reviews
A late night visit to a restaurant leads to a connection between these two people. Based off of the song by Human League. I'm on an 80s mood, hence the song. I got the idea from the line, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar."
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Choclate dipped white feathers by Moonlite tears reviews
Clare and Eli, add a party and some drugs and viola!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Love Ever Lasting by heythere123 reviews
Eli and Clare have an amazing relationship.They share everything, including Eli's secret. All is well until They come. Who are They, and what do they want? Find out in Love Ever Lasting
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
You Make Me Fall For You by BabyYoureMyOxygen reviews
Over and over, Eli falls harder for Clare. His past has left a permanent scar on his future. Eli destines to stay alone, to save him and others from pain. Though, as hard as he tries, he just can't seem to stay away... She's the only one left.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,003 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
My Best Friend's A Maneater by XOXOGir reviews
How could I not see it? How could I, Holly J Sinclair see that my best friend, Fiona Coyne, is a maneater? Literally...
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Holly J. S., Fiona C.
Cuba by Misty598 reviews
Clare, Eli, Alli and Johnny stay at a beach resort in Cuba, What will happen on there adventures? From swimming to cuddling, love to heartbreak, you never know what will happen when four friends stay together. *Rated teen for heavy make-out sessions*
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Finally by XxXDegrassiGirlXxX reviews
Eli and Clare both have feelings for each other,but Clare's too scared to actual talk to him about what she's feeling,so she does the one thing that sends Eli to the waterworks.She kisses his best friend.Can they actually tell each other how they feel?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Lilies by MLovexo reviews
Sequel to Roses. The story of how Eli and Clare deal with their new little bundle of joy and the shocking surprises this baby will bring.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Mutiny Below by TVIsMyDrug4 reviews
AU - When Clare Edwards needs a job, she finds one being the assistant for TV actor Elijah Goldsworthy. Worst summary ever, I'm usually better at them! DISCONTINUED! (I know, I suck!)
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,408 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Purity by musiksnob reviews
How did Eli get the memo about Clare's vow of purity? Oneshot.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Devil by DegrassiStory reviews
This story is based off my favorite movie, Devil. But instead what if Degrassi people. What if 5 of your favorite Degrassi characters were stuck in an elevator to come ot the conclusion that one of them are the Devil! kind of OOC
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
Warrant by Au Revoir Paulette reviews
She had always been taught to not judge a book by it's cover, to not base a person's personality off of first impressions, to not assume what person is like from just looking at them. ONESHOT
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Thunder and Lightning by MunroLoverPunk reviews
what happens in my way of fitz returning and showing up at Clare's house. and a whole lot more
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
Broken by Degrassilove14 reviews
Chapter 22: "It's going to be okay," someone says. But I don't believe him when I stop breathing and close my eyes.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,758 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Backrubs by EmilyEphebiphobia reviews
In the back of my mind I plan another way to pull a muscle in my back. Just to get another one of Clare's personal massages. Thank you, Morty. Eclare
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Trauma Tangent by lovelikedamn reviews
Toronto is infested with zombies, and the Degrassi kids—and a few surprise guests—have no choice but to hole up inside the school to combat the hungry hordes. S10 full ensemble fic with focus on HJ, Fiona, Adam, Fitz, Jenna, Eli, & Clare. /AU/
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Brrr by Lovely Phoenix reviews
Sabrina left in the cold, Puck to save her.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Muffins by ILoveGeorgeCooper reviews
When Jake and Daphne make muffins and get Sabrina and Puck to eat them, there are disastrous consequences. Puckabrina, rated T for a reason, no flame.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,524 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Sleepover by ThatCoolKidSpardel reviews
Clare spends the night at Hotel Eli...rating might change ;
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Sabrina GrimmEverafter by Graci-and-Cheri reviews
Sabrina becomes a special kind of everafter, an Alestrial. Puckabrina is promised! T for mild stuff. My sister Cherissa aka Cheri who has Cancer is Co-Writting this with me! Chapter 13 is up ya'll! Graci & Cheri
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Bittersweet Ending by TheGingerAvenger reviews
Spoilers for the seventh book! Don't read if you haven't read the book! Briar Rose's death shook the whole Grimm family but when a famous wizard offers them a way to bring her back to life will Uncle Jake risk everything to bring her back? PuckxSabrina
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,657 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
The Final Battle by Esmey Robyn Goodfellow reviews
COMPLETE: Picking up from the climactic ending of The Inside Story, the Sisters Grimm fight the final battle against the Scarlet Hand and the Master. But will they be able to stop the Master and save the world? Spoilers from books 1-8. Puckabrina.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,151 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Typically British by theashleighbexx reviews
When Eli breaks up with Clare, and with her parents fighting increasing, she decides to get away from it all and move to England. When Eli comes to get her, what happens? Last chapter up now...
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
It all started with a closet by alizatophat reviews
this is my first fanfic, so please tell me how bad/good it is! sorry 'bout the length! like the title says, it all starts with a closet and a prank! lots of fluff!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Cupcakes by PunkKity reviews
"Seriously Al?" Making cupcakes with my girlfriend is exactly how I want to spend our day alone together doing. Really. This will be TWO-SHOT.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Alli B., Owen M. - Complete
Matchmaker by elisclare reviews
On the outside looking in; see the effect Eclare's relationship has on the one who assigned them as partners in the first place./ONESHOT.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Bonding Time by GirlUdon'tMessWith reviews
Used to be Sabrina and Puck together at last! Granny is tired of everyone fighting so she sets up bonding time for everyone. What will happen when Sabrina and Puck need to spend time together? Puckabrina. I'm back and updating!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,013 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
So What Did I Miss? by mrseligoldsworthy27 reviews
Darcy is back from Kenya and she soon finds that a lot has changed. Basically just Darcy finding out about all the stuff thats been happening. Probably just a one-shot maybe two-shot..depends on the reviews!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Tyson G., Clare E. - Complete
Love on Shuffle by xlessthan3heartx reviews
iPod shuffle songs, all having to do with Eclare! Please read&review! WARNING: Mountains and mountains of Eclare fluff!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
Do You Really Love Me? by xthemoment reviews
"Tell me you love me, Eli!" Clare shouted. "It's about Julia isn't it?" She said softly. "Stop being a fool and just kiss me." Does he love Clare? One shot.
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Just Breathe by AMillionMilesAway612 reviews
Clare Edward's isn't quite sure of the role she plays when her dad beats her. All she knows is that he does love her, even if his ways of expressing it are strange. But when things get worse, and even dangerous, can a certain Eli Goldsworthy save her?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,523 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Secert Admirer by Starlightchick reviews
What happens when Sabrina starts getting notes in her locker from a Secert someone? What happens when Puck gets some too? Prom is a month away and neither has a date and both hate each other. Will they ever be togther? Sorry I'm really bad a summeries.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,165 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Screw Fairytales by BlueAndBlackAngel reviews
Are all fairytales just mindless fiction that we believe, hope, is true? Eclare one-shot!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Mannerisms Of A Fifteen Year Old Boy by Britt Marieee reviews
His quivering lip means he's about at his breaking point. This living hell is crushing him. Controlling him. Destroying him.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Eli G. - Complete
Party Hardy by munrochambers4ever reviews
Adam and Drew Torres decide to have a party and the guest list causes some humor. Eclare, Kenna, Dalli, Fadam. *Before Jenna Is Pregnant* R&R? *NOW COMPLETE!*
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Truth Or Dare ? by DegrassiLoverForever12 reviews
What happens when three good friends play Truth or Dare ? Will secrets come out ? Will there be a kiss ? Read to find out!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
So What if He's a Little Different? by BeccaxSpider reviews
After that disastrous dinner in Love Lockdown, Clare's parents don't want her to see Eli, but he is the only thing in her life worth while, and she is the only thing that can make him n Eli and Clare stay together? ECLARE
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Accidentally in Love by HaileysComet18 reviews
Clare and Eli accidentally fall in love, and that alone reveals a startling secret. Will it get better or worse?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Love by ILoveEclareForever reviews
Clare's view on love after she's had her heart broken. Kinda inspired, I guess, by Last Kiss by Taylor Swift.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Friendship by munrochambers4ever reviews
Written because Eli and Spinner need to be best friends. ONESHOT
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Eli G., Spinner M. - Complete
Hiding Here by FlareonRocks reviews
Puck and Sabrina have both gone out with a ton of people. What happens when Sabrina finds the perfect person? Rated T cause all my stuff is. One-Shot
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Anticipation by TheMunroWriter reviews
This is a Clare/Eli oneshot for now..good chance it may become more than that. It is my first attempt at Degrassi fanfiction. No summary, just read.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
you're having my baby by Sea Native reviews
Eli and Clare are out of high school and still together. How will Eli react to Clare's news? One-shot, kind of OOC!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
First Kiss by AfewSentencesShortOfaParagraph reviews
Written in Eli's point of view, it is the episode Still Fighting It- part 1. Enjoy.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
The Unmanly Deed by ohsweetstupidity reviews
When Clare sends Eli on a trip to get her feminine hygiene products and Adam is dragged along, hilarity ensues. Eli/Clare. One-shot.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
The Story OF Us by ILoveEclareForever reviews
A *Oneshot about Eli and Clare seeing each other after two years of being broken up, but the circumstances are awkward...
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Bad Medicine by gkdlblbld reviews
To escape high school drama, Eli and Clare flee the country. But when drama ensues, even in Europe, is it really worth being thousands of miles away? Sequel to Black Rose, read that or it won't make sense.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
With Your Sister's Help by catherine.cat33 reviews
this is a story about the aftermath of All Falls Down...i know i'm late because it happened over the summer, but read and review please! This is a one shot i wrote about Clare and Eli.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
My Other Half by catherine.cat33 reviews
So, this is how i think Eli whould propose to Clare...in the future! This is my first One-Shot. Review Please! :
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Pants by Princess-Awesome-of-Everything reviews
Puck tries out a new style
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Puck - Complete
Unexpected by FairytaleWorldGoneWrong reviews
Puckbrina,included,Shortish, ok summary: Sabrina and puck get locked inside a room with mirror,yet mirror isn't there what will happen?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
Random TwoShot by Neli4evr reviews
When boys are bullying a young Clare and nearly gets her killed, who will save her? Sad story behind it/Slight Suspense. Eclare
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Roses by MLovexo reviews
Clare and Eli are still going strong and she's still getting roses from Eli every week. One day Clare gets a call about Eli and her whole life changes completely.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,453 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
SaWoon by AfewSentencesShortOfaParagraph reviews
Can't go wrong with an EClare date.
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
I Need You by Miss-Song-Bird reviews
A collection of Eclare one shots inspired by songs. What's not to like? Complete.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
We were just friends by KeepMovingOn reviews
Eli and Clare start a relationship. Pretty much just cute little chapters about their new relationship.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,478 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Insomnia by Bluebaby555 reviews
There is only one cure for Finn's insomnia. FINCHEL. One shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Burned by SabrinaPuckLOVE reviews
Thinking no one listening, Sabrina starts to sing, unknowing to Puck's presence. Will she get burned?Rated T cause K sounds lame.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Savin' Me by Shrill Silence reviews
"You're crying, Clare. Tell me what's wrong." "They won't stop fighting. I can't stand it! I feel…trapped when they fight, like I can't breathe. I just…needed you. That's all."
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Puck and Sabrina a Christmas Story by Jane772 reviews
I ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED THIS UNDER THE NAME OF SUNSKYMOON. Puck and Sabrina finally let out four ears of anger and love!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
My Shuffle Challenge by Story Of My Life39 reviews
I was bored last night so I decided to try this. This is my first fan-fic so please don't be to harsh. Thanks. Rated T just 'cause K just don't sound cool.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
I Think I Wanna Marry You by jordynrob69 reviews
Just a short one-shot of Eli's way of proposing to Clare. If you want it to be a full story, tell me.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
Degrassi Takes Europe? by chocokat13 reviews
Sequel to I'll Always Have You: This summer is all about Eli, Clare, Fiona, and Adam hitting all of Europe. How much better can one summer get?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Gay Chicken by XxDeathNoteLove12xX reviews
Drew and Adam decide to throw a party. What will happen when Alli suggests that the group play Gay Chicken? Eli x Adam!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Eli G., Adam T.
Connection by tibbyrollins reviews
Short Drabble. Based on Spoilers/Speculation. "Fiona never believed that twins had that freaky connection thing…until she was sitting in history and a feeling of sudden dread washed over her." Warning: Character Death
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Fiona C., Declan C. - Complete
Movie Night by poyntersally reviews
Clare invites herself over for a movie night, and Eli can't help his excitement.
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
20 questions by MunroLoverPunk reviews
clare and eli are just friends that is until they play 20 questions
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
Drop That Flute by ThatCoolKidSpardel reviews
Whose gone farthest with Clare Edwards? Eli, maybe K.C.? Nope, Wesley. What happens when Eli finds out? ONESHOT.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eli G., Wesley B. - Complete
best saturday ever by MunroLoverPunk reviews
just a short eclare one shot. its my first fanfic so please be nice because it is a little rough around the edges
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Happy New Year by kimberleyx reviews
Set New Year's Eve. Clare wants to take the next step but something stops Eli from going further. Will Clare and Eli ring in the New Year together or will they spend it apart? Rated T to be safe. ONESHOT
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Paparazzi by SqueezetheOrange reviews
Clare finds a Polaroid camera and takes embarrassing pictures, enter Adam and hilarity ensues. pointless fluff really
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Returning by IvoryGreenReading reviews
Darcy returns home. What does she find? EClare fluffiness throughout. Chapter three: Darcy finds herself talking to Peter while her sister and her boyfriend cuddle in a booth. What happens?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Darcy E., Clare E.
7 Minutes in Heaven by poyntersally reviews
Clare in the closet with Eli.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
I'll Always Have You by chocokat13 reviews
Tragedy always seems to strike Clare at the worst of times. Can Eli help her keep a straight head through it all?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Christmas pranks by Cartwright123 reviews
Mistletoe, A little bit of majic from uncle jake, and two people who wont admit their feelings for each other- the recipie for disaster. or atleast an interesting holiday.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Green Eyed by NewVoice reviews
'"Ass." Eli said shaking the hair out of his eyes. He'd had enough. Somewhere in his subconscious he knew that he was jealous, but it was just feeding his anger.' Eli gets jealous of boys hitting on Clare and decides to do something about it. ECLARE :D
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Red Eyed by NewVoice reviews
Continuation of Green Eyed. Eli and Clare have to deal with the fallout of Eli's initial lie.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Midnight Visitor by xXSundae SurpriseXx reviews
A collection of one-shots of Eli and Clare! Some AU, some continuous, some completely random. Enjoy.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 83,965 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Rainy Day by SqueezetheOrange reviews
What does Eclare do on a rainy day? featuring bossyness, sarcasm, pizza, and cuddling
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Soul Saving by Emmy8228 reviews
Sometimes you fall so deep you lose yourself. We can help each other get back up. Eclare.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,809 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
A Dope Display of Swaggilicious Acuity by ThatCoolKidSpardel reviews
What if Munro and Eli met...oneshot, just for fun! xD
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Eli G. - Complete
100 Things in the Life of Grimm by HonerableRosemary reviews
My shot at the 100 word challenge! Lots of Puckabrina included. Sorry if the summery sucks but this is my first fanfic so please no flames! UPDATE: This is based on books 1-7 only!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Four Seasons by tjtay reviews
Four Seasons And Twelve Months Of Sabrina And Puck. This Fanfic Goes Through The Moments Of Puck And Sabrina, While Some Parts Are Small, Others Make A Huge Difference In The Way They Feel Towards Each Other. R&R please! SxP pairing! -taylor -tj-tay
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
100 Things I Pretty Much Wish Never Happened by Camaro-Enthusiast reviews
Daphne-"That's pig Latin, Daphne-ish would say upper-say excited-way-ishness." Puck- "Great, made up words from made up words." This is a response to the 100 words challenge; It is mostly in Sabrina's POV, with a lot of Puck/Sabrina. Enjoy! Chapter 26 up!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,631 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck
How It All Boils Over by allchildrenbutonegrowup reviews
My Degrassi oneshots Not always Elare but the majority is. Oneshot6- Adam's Love
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010
Comfort by My-Room-Is-My-Retreat reviews
Sabrina gets dumped and Puck is there. Pretty simple. Just a fluffy One-Shot
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Meet The Parents by lalalala72 reviews
Eli finally gets to meet Clare's parents. Will the dinner be a pleasant one, or a horrid one? Read and find out! Sorry, I completely suck at summeriessss. Chapter 11 is up!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
How to Train Your Dragon: The Years After by toothlessfan reviews
The years after the movie. What happens with Hiccup's leg? Will he and Astrid get together? What happens when visitors come to the island? HiccupxAstrid SPOILERS
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup
What I've Done by Floating-Uncertainties reviews
Elijah Goldsworthy has a dark past, a messed up family, and is emotionally torn. Will a sudden friendship between Adam and a potential love interest from Clare be able to rebuild Eli or will his past continue to tear him down?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 40,974 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Wishes, Kisses, and EClares by Jelly Sushi reviews
A series of drabbles revolving around ElixClare
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Speak Now by Gummy Worms3 reviews
Towards end of Tales from the Hood. Sabrina and Puck are twelve when they realize they love each other. But, when they're both fifteen, and their relationship is threatened, what will Puck do, and how will Sabrina cope? Rated T because I said so.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Rock Band, Anyone? by ShiroMiller reviews
Rock Band Challenge at Degrassi! Everyone is scrambling to sign up..including Eli. Will his cockiness push Clare to join herself? You know what this means...a cute rivalry between our favorite couple! Eclare fic..you just gotta love them! R&R
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,648 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Miss Me When I'm Gone by drewsapaloosa reviews
"Please, Fitz." I told him, pleading. But it was too late. What if during Degrassi's Vegas Night, Eli Goldsworthy had been stabbed, had then survived? Later on will include Eclare and will be a flip POV FF.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,976 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Mistakes by Daphne-ish reviews
This is my first ff and I hope It's good.So, the Shadowman from the princess and the frog turns into Uncle Jake.He gives Sabrina a curse that makes her happy with anything and things get a little...musical. UPDATED! :D
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010
That Night by MoonlightSpirit reviews
Takes place right after Fitz almost stabs Eli. Eli is supposed to drive Clare and himself home, but he's too shocked to even move. Eli and Clare have a serious talk about what happened and where their relationship stands. Songfic to Hotblack by Oceanship.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
He's a Tramp by JustKeepWalking reviews
- "It is the east, and Juliet is the sun..."
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Baking by demigod4ever123 reviews
Chapter 8: Convincing Clare. Eli tries to convince Clare to come with him to a wrestling match after Adam gets sick. Cue the flirting! Based on a challenge from bcuzily. RnR?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Alive by SqueezetheOrange reviews
Clare wants to feel alive again, music helps, but can a dark clad home invader Eli help her feel that way more?; I added a few more chapters. They can stand alone as an array of one shots or can be tied together
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
No Words by Bluebaby555 reviews
Rachel gets her tonsils taken out. FINCHELness ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Suspension Has Never Been So Fun by MoonlightSpirit reviews
Eli and Clare are suspended after what was revealed at the dance. So with a week to kill, what do they do? Spend time together and try to untangle the mess that their relationship has become. Being suspended has never been so fun.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,631 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
An Eclare Story With a Twist by Degrassiwriter14 reviews
What would happen if Fitz tried to stab Clare instead of Eli? This is my first fanfic, I hope it's not terrible. Please review!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Forgiven? by SqueezetheOrange reviews
Eli finds a way to get Clare to forgive him
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Ding Dong! by so8what reviews
Never answer a doorbell in a towel. That was Clare's mistake. ECLARE.
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
The way it should have been by AWKWRDCAIT
Clare was watching one of the most important people in her life die. How is that fair? MY VERSION OF THE END OF AFD PRT 2. Major fluff with slight drama cause that how it should have been.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Not Just Puppy Love by madisnk reviews
Clare and Eli are fiance's and in college and sharing an apartment. So what happens when Clare brings home an adorable puppy? PURE ECLARE FLUFF, ONE SHOT. should probly mention shes white ther than what i mentioned :P PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Accidentally In Love by burnthrough reviews
Eli pretends to be Clare's boyfriend in order to keep away unwanted attention, but what happens when a rumor starts to go around that they're dating? Will their true feelings come out? Or will they take another step back? C/E
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Fortnight by peace-love-eligoldsworthy reviews
"What," He asked, stepping closer to Clare, "Does Edward Cullen have over me?" /two-shot\\
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Perhaps a kiss to make it better? by FanFicCrazy24 reviews
It all started out as a kiss to make it better, but we all now Clare and Eli couldn't hide their feelings forever.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Her Own Personal Mechanic by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
When Clare has a bit of a mishap while driving her mom's car, the result is her getting grounded until she gets the car fixed. And she won't go to Eli for help. Why? Her pride won't let her confess to him she crashed into a pole. Eclare. Oneshot
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Clare by NightStalkerBlackRaspberry reviews
Eli-gold49: more public embarrassment tonight? Clare-e23: is that an invitation? "Write about it, I want to read it. Mommy wants you back, better go, wouldn't want her to get worried." He rolls his eyes coolly.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by ravenloganx3 reviews
Eli is left thinking to himself after Clare falls asleep while working on their newest homework assignment. RxR!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Tragedy Night by verbal acuity reviews
EliClare - Sometimes the most amazing things come from tragedies, Eli Goldsworthy would know - oneshot. based off promos. spoilers.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Two Can Play This Game by Eredis reviews
Eli Goldsworthy could find ways to get under Clare's skin even when he wasn't there. This she found out as she edited his story for English. But Clare knows just how to retaliate. What happens when their stories aren't as fictional as they seem? Eclare.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Photo Booth by Alyssameep reviews
Eli and Clare decide to ditch their English assignments and make KC jealous at the mall...
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
I Will Fix You by loveyoumeanitbye reviews
Takes place after My Body is a Cage - Adam serves as a reminder to Clare's past with Darcy. Eli is determined to make her happy and Adam is determined to bring the two of them together. EClare
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Public Embarrassment by Crystal Fissure reviews
My take on what would have happened if Clare had taken up Eli's offer on more public embarrassment. Oneshot Eli x Clare
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Masquerade by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
Eli and Clare both decide to attend the Masquerade Ball. My first "EClare." Please read and review@
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Kiss Me Better by NewVoice reviews
Alternate to when Clare see's Eli with a busted lip in 'Try Honesty'. Short Eli/Clare oneshot.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
She's A Lady by HungerGamesGrimmGirl reviews
Songfic series, originally with the song "She's a Lady"
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Bad Romance by mistynightwish reviews
Meeting Alice was planned. Her knowing him was planned. But her falling in love with him was unplanned, unknown. I, Sabrina Grimm, experienced an Everafter love story without the oh so amazing Prince Charming involved with it.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,374 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Mustardseed - Complete
Duct Taped Princess by fernomina reviews
One shot, what happens when Sabrina wakes up to find herself ducttaped to her bed. Do not read if sensitive to Justin Bieber. Puckbrina and dedicated to AynsandSky...*Epilogue complete*
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Finding Daddy by nicetwomeetyou reviews
The Grimm Trio sets off to help an everafter find his long lost father. Will they succeed? Puck and Sabrina's love-hate relationship grows, but are there any circumstances that might stop this?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
She Wants To Make Us Happy? OC by Dr. Josephine reviews
For some odd reason, a 12 year old therapist comes and lives with the Grimms! Sounds kinda stupid but i had fun writing it! It is now done! Viola!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,694 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
Near but Far by SabrinaPuckLOVE reviews
Puck runs away.Sabrina goes to find him. Stuff will happen.Sorry i suck at summaries. Rated T for no apparent reason.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
a Midnight Visit of a Dream by grimmfanatic reviews
what will happen when Puck visits Sabrina in the middle of the night? a dream come true? or the worst nightmare?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Valentines Day by SabrinaPuckLOVE reviews
Sabrine Grimm hates valentines day.puck is begging to accept that he likes sabrina. Puck plans an elaborate suprise for sabrina. rated T because pick wants it to be.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Sabrina will be loved by puck by Sabrinagoodfellow reviews
this is a series of one shots between puck and sabrina through love songs. summary sucks story much better
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G.
memories by pucky-ucky-wucky-bucky reviews
“but there are some things I can’t remember, liiiiiiiiike, where I am, who my family are, who my friends are; if I had any” she paused for a bit then added on as an after thought “or who I am.”
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck
Shopping with Finn by KhCcGlee reviews
Rachel wants to change her style. Finchel Fluff!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
The Last War by Princess Diana Artemis reviews
This is my take of the last Sisters Grimm book.....DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT READ BOOK 8! You have been warned.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Without You by Jori Lynn reviews
Puck feels he is responsible for Sabrina's disappearance. How can he deal with the guilt? What will the falmily's reactions be? What will happen to Sabrina? Click to find out. You know you want to!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G.
25 song fic! by Rising From The Flames reviews
my shot at the 25 song fic! R&R please!T just to be safe. most likely more like K
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,496 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009
Puck, Justin Bieber, and Why Puberty Sucks by limegreenwordmachine reviews
Puberty has never been a breeze for any of us, and it's no easier for our hormonal fairy boy. Random Puck rant. T because it sounds cooler than K . NOTE: I wrote this story when I was approximately 12. I apologize to the world. (Although some of you still seem to really like it! I'm flattered.)
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Puck - Complete
Preserving Memories by fluteplayingwizard reviews
Ever wonder what Uncle Jake was thinking as he dealt with Briar Rose's death?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Briar, Jacob G./Jake
What Will I Do With You? by TigerWriterForever reviews
An insight into the lives of Sabrina Grimm and Puck. Some romance, some hand to hand fighting and, of course, the normal name calling, love-hate relationship between the two. Enjoy!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,756 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Sora's Wings by nsomnis reviews
Sabrina thought things were strange enough in Ferryport Landing, but it's about to get a whole lot weirder when Puck's half-fairy, half-human cousin and her mysterious guardian show up. Can they help the Grimms stop the new villian terrorizing the town?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010
No Matter What by Ayns and Sky reviews
Epic Puck/Sabrina story with older teen content.Suitable for teens, 13 years and older, with some violence, minor coarse language, and minor suggestive adult themes. Do NOT read if not suitable, or sensitive. Pre book5, AUish, EPIC. -FINISHED-
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 387,012 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Granny? by waterlilie2.0 reviews
What would happen if the Grimms did not have Granny with them? She is the center of their family! Would they still be able to function or would their family fall apart? Rated T for blood tiny d word.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Lil' Red In the Hood by grimmgrl reviews
Screenplay! A remix of the traditional Little Red Riding Hood Fairytale: What it would be like if it took place in this century.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Little Red Riding hood
Just the Girl by Whatever Way the Wind Blows reviews
Granny crashed Sabrina's car and now Puck has to pick her up from lacrosse practice. What will happen when he hears a song Daphne requested on the radio? The song belongs to The Click Five.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Snippets! By: PDA and Trixie! YAYNESS! by Fixated-on-the-trickster-king reviews
just read!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,245 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009
A Childish Game by daneliz reviews
It was just a game. A little-Childish-Not-For-His-Age game. But with or without that, he keep thinking, how on Berk, is a little blue flower help him to know if SHE loves HIM?; FIRST HTTYD fic, so be nice, guys; HxA HiccupxAstrid; IMPROVED!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup
My Hiccup by sarahelizabeth1993 reviews
Astrid's thoughts and feelings as she watched Hiccup fall to his death, then live, then when she kissed him at the end. They were so cute so I absolutely had to write this! One shot, AstridXHiccup. Hope you enjoy!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Everything Else by Sunday Wolf Song reviews
Takes place a few weeks after the movie. Astrid sees Hiccup break down, and comforts him in the dead of night. He thinks up a way to repay her. :D One-shot, read and review please!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Misunderstandings by Oogi reviews
What happens when Astrid accidentally says something to her mom and she REALLY doesn't mean it. One-Shot Hiccup and Astrid. Reviews appreciated a lot!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
I Just Have This Strange Feeling by Junebug617 reviews
A story centered around the relationship between Puck and Sabrina. Things turn dark when Puck's alter ego, the Hobogblin invades Ferryport Landing, out for revenge on Puck and anyone associated with him. Its up to Sabrina and Puck to save the Grimms and themselves, all while dealing with their feelings for each other. PxS
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,117 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Sabrina Grimm's Adventures in Wonderland by CanaryMoon reviews
Sabrina falls down the rabbit-hole and Puck follows to save her life, as usual. PuckxSabrina, but not mushy or OOC! K because that's what the books are, pretty much! Set after book 5 but before the end of book 6.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Christmas for the Grimms by Heart of punks reviews
Well, Like I promised, heres a new fanfic! It's a little late in timing, but its still good! PuckXSabrina, Duh!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Puckabrina, A Christmas Carol by MissWhimsical reviews
Okay, this isn't like Charles Dickens' story! It just occurs in Christmas! HAPPY CHRISTMAS! K plus for sweet correct age fluffiness
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,717 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
His Chance For Happiness by Blondezilla90 reviews
What if Finn finally realizes what's most important? Finchel Fluff...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
48 Hours by Ayns and Sky reviews
For Person95. When Jake gets tired of Puck and Sabrina constantly fighting, he uses a potion to let them experience life from each other's shoes. What happens when Puck and Sabrina learn they'll be stuck in each other's bodies for 48 hours? *COMPLETE*
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,502 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Crazy Days by ZombieFox reviews
This is my jab at the 100 words challenge by Cannibalistic Skittles. I'm not really one for summaries so read and enjoy. I'm going to try to get alot of PuckxSabrina in this, or Puckabrina as I've heard it called.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Shut Up by Ayns and Sky reviews
Sky: One-shot for Stark X Zoey, written by moi, sans Ayns. xD Request: Puck and Sabrina are locked in some room together, sappy fluff and cuteness occur. Puck/Sabrina one-shot Canon/slightly AU? Takes place when they're 15
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Flip by Ayns and Sky reviews
A one-shot from Puck's POV on the scene from book 7 where he knocks Sabrina off the tower. Possible OOCness, because this is a solo work by Sky, and Ayns is the one who usually plays Puck XD Unrelated to our epic story.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Cold Night by Sister to the Dark Lord reviews
TftH spoilers! My version of the night Puck and Sabrina spent handcuffed together. Puck/Sabrina fluff. Two-shot. MUCH better then summary suggests. I nearly choked on the fluffiness of it.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
My Heart by maximumcullenxxx reviews
Will a simple game of Truth Or Dare lead to a love confession? Fax. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Iris by turquoise.seas reviews
I have a confession to make.I'm obsessed with Fang's eyes. FAX oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Spin the Bottle by Teardrops of Sunshine reviews
A crazy game of spin the bottle! Random oneshot. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
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Three Little Misfits reviews
Three little misfits sitting in a tree...The all fall down with pain and misery. The story of The three misfits of Degrassi. These Misfits are in for a world of Love,Pain,Bulling,Abuse,and Friendship. Whether they are ready for it or not. R&R
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,418 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
House Of Hoarders reviews
Okay its a series of Oneshots all about Our favorite couple Eli and Clare : This is their story and these teens will be yanked through hilarity, romance , and of course the everlasting Drama Rama O.o Think you can handle it? R&R
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,272 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Protecting Puck reviews
this is the setting in ferry-port landing and sabrina and puck are dating but what happens when the scarlet hand is trying to get to Puck through sabrina this is the sequel to my first fanfict vacation with the grimms plz R&R fixed the typos
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,567 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010
Sabrina with a Song reviews
This is my first one-shot lol hope you enjoy puck and sabrina fight and puck goes to far and sabrina for the first time ever shares her feelings through song no knowing who might be listening. I WROTE DA SONG!its called I Still Love You please review!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
this could be interesting reviews
ok this is my version of the grimms playing truth or dare FLUFFINESS WILL OCCUR AND FLAMES WILL BE WASHED AWAY! remeber to R&R
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
vacation with the grimms reviews
ok this is my first real fanfiction so go easy on me this story is sabout when the grimms go on vacation to florida but what happens when things heat up between Sabrina And Puck!oh WARNING MAY CONTAIN FLUFF! this has been completed so please R&R
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010