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Why Hello amazing people what brings you to this lovely profile?

My name is Millie.

hair: short and dull

Eyes: Hazel but with green and a bit of red

Sexuality: Bisexual aka can stick my hand down somebodies pants

and be happy with what I find lol ( You Don't like it and I don't care!)

Realtionship: I am with the love of my life, I love her dearly!

Also I am not afraid of who I choose to kiss and love. I am proud! (Dont like who I love...then get the hell off my page!!)

INFO:I will be honest I am a very open mind person on subjects and sexuality

My display name says it all I am completely random except i am 17 instead of 13...LOL

Music is my life I can not live with out it, i love every kind of music though rock,scremo and punk are my favorites.

I love to talk about random thing and will talk to anybody about anything.

so if you want to talk email me on here.

I love to write for some strange odd reason,i have been writing since I could pick up my pencil. My stories are weird and a bit different but a good different...i think...

I also love psychology and plan to be a psychologist..I want to be Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds!!!

Favorite Things

Writing (duh)


Hanging with friends

Being with my love


being weird crazy, random XD

Criminal Minds

Yugioh!! (Obsessed)



I also love yaoi and yuri!!!!!!


abuse(any form!!!)

people who can't stand LGBT people (me: Grow up!)

and also people who think its fun to bully and pick on people...(Really F off)

Hello, if you are looking for any of my lemon stories, such as "Ryou... Why are you in a dress?", then I hate to tell you that they have been removed from this site due to the new fiction MA rule. Unfortunatly, the story "Ryou... Why are you in a dress" was removed, and Ihave no backup for it, so it is gone forever. I have posted "Light and Dark do not Mix" on my deviantart account, and you can continue to read any lemons that my perverted mind comes up with over there.

It pains me that my beloved has made this new rule, but I suppose the only thing I can do is start a petition to save the MA rating. So please, copy and paste the folloeing list onto your profile and add your name to the list. lso, if you wish to add your name to this list on my profile, please PM me saying so.


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You say WEIRD
You say COKE
I burst out LAUGHING and WALK AWAY

I punch you IN THE FACE
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I’m WEIRD

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

P.S., this poem touched my heart and soul, please don't laugh or make fun of it, if you think this is funny then I damn your soul to hell and back!

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My parents so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My parents aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the far wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

with unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

If you are against child abuse put this poem on your profile!

To everyone who complains about spellings...TAKE THIS:

Child abuse is wrong and sick if u r one of the few people willing to stand up for the people that cannot do it them selfs then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Subject: a rape story Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 15:55:38 1000

You are one fucking sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if this dosent touch you because this is just wrong. read this. its disgusting

Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend He pats the seat in the middle; i sit Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends

"Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his Their breathe spirts weep "Daddy you know i do; what is it?" He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps

His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong! They look at one another; nod; something planned

I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers "Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again But there grip is to strong for weak me I look at both; and ask, who are these men?

His fingers going up me; pulling away His friend leans forward; a kiss? Why? His toungue moving mine; my eyes squint Lean back and away; "Why are you doing this?"

No answer, i feel the pain inside me; him Chucks the quilt on the floor; me to I try and scamper away, but im not fast "O Daddy please, i love you"

His friend; pulling at my nightie And my Dad pulling my pants down His friend pinning my hands to the floor As my Dad lies himself on the ground

I squirm; as Daddy friend pulls me up And places me ontop of Daddy; thrusts within I cry; i bite; i scratch; i slap; i fail "O Daddy please you win you win!"

I can feel my skin rip; my virginity breaking free I can feel the blood seep down my leg "Daddy your hurting me please" I plead to him and his friend; not even a beg

Daddys laughing; why does he laugh? His friend shoves himself in my mouth and moans Tieing my hands togather; moving in and out "Ride me Jessy" He laughs and groans

They smile at one another; laugh to They roll me over and spread me wide wel My daddy sits on my face; himself in again While his friend talks and pushes himself inside

I can hardly breathe; i gag for air I cough and splutter; cry and weep I beg and plead; but its no use Theyve already made me hurt and bleed

I stare into his eyes; that look upon me This is not my Dad; where is he? If he was still here; would he care Would he actually even; see?

Finally they get of and lie me on the sofa My cheeks blouchy from tears and pain They play with them selfs; all over me Rub it in; making me feel the shame

"Why Daddy? Please tell me why?" Dad looks at his friend; and waves him away "Jessy i love you" he smiles and kisses my cheek "Is that all you have in your heart to say?"

He puts my nightie on me I walks me to my bedroom door Ever since that night; His friend And himself every Friday come back for more

"Night sweet Girl; You are my life" Closing the door, tears still down my face Still the smell of him and his friend Fade into me like disgrace

I watch the Moon go down; the sun come up "Jessy its school" Knocking at my door I cant help but cry; weep in pain Because im so scared he wanted more

But one night daddy took it too far Daddy and his friend came back for one last shot They were worried they would get caught So he and his friend took me to a cemetary lot

I was blindfolded and my hands were tied back "Daddy please! Not tonight!" Daddy and his friend both had their last fun After that i tried to put up a fight

I begged daddy "Please no more!" All he could say "Shut up you stupid whore!" Daddy unblindfolded me at last He said I love you so much

He went back into the car and pulled out a bat "Daddy I swear I wont say a thing!" I was dead After only one swing...

Please if you care for all the children and women who have been raped repost this bulletin with the Headline "A Rape Story"

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

(If you could read that put it in your profile)

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever... The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.


normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

normal people: Say "OMG!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"

normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Bakura's steak and blame on you!"

normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly. Yu-Gi-Oh fans:Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.

normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME MARIK!"

normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters and that you will be fine.

normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.

normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it was even in the Egyptian past.

normal people: Think little people are stupid. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.

normal people: Would never go to an orphanage. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.

normal people: Think Egypt is stupid. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Bakura are there!

normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might run out of money. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.

normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game. If you are a YuGiOh fan, then put this on your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile. If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile. If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile! If you think Bakura's the reincarnation of a sex god, copy this to your profile/signature! If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you love yaoi, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Atem left Yugi and his friends, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this on your profile If you’re an emo, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm an anime watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (I do that for more than five minutes) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are so obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character were real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, Gossip Girl or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you've watched Yugioh Abridged by Little Kuriboh, copy and paste this to your profile If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you’re on with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you think Duke Devlin's theme songs plays every time he walks copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile! If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you’re a Yami Bakura/Ryou Bakura fangirl copy and paste this on your profile If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbine students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
And Now you have two choices
1) re post and show you care
2)or just ignore it and show people that the place your heart should be is bare
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If your friends are as weird and maybe(if possible) weirder then you then copy this onto your profile.

17 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

If you think everyone is out to get you, copy this into your profile.

If you think animal cruelty is wrong, copy this into your profile.

If you're insane and damn proud of it, copy this into your profile.

My own copy and paste-

If you want Lizzy to fuck off and leave Sebastian and Ciel alone so they can be a couple, copy and paste on your profile.

If you love SebastianxCiel so much that you get a noesbleed everytime you see them in a room alone, copy and paste this on your profile.


Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do they call it a TV set if you only get one?

Should fat people go skinny dipping?

Do the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle have the same tune?

Why did you just sing the songs above?

Why do doctors leave the room when you strip- they're going to see you naked anyway?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Can you cry under water?

How come people say 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up and cry every 2 hours?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If vegetable oil made from veggies and oil, what is baby oil made of?

How come Pluto has to be on all fours when Goofy can stand on 2 legs? They're both dogs!

Why does my hairdryer have a tag that says "do not use in the shower"?

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about it?

Do penguins have knees?

Why do toasters have a setting to burn it terribly black which no decent person would eat?

What if a fat chicken layed eggs? They would sit on them, right?

Why do dogs get mad when you blow in their face and then they stick their head out the window in a car?

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Why do people say "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

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Foxhole by Freelancer-JayStar reviews
(ABANDONED! ! !) Harry's tired of fighting. Tom never realized that he might have wanted someone to protect. But the emerald eyes of the weak child were broken, and Thomas Riddle was broken in his own way. Can these two save each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,488 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Amnesiac Dreams by The4thKira reviews
S/J After a mysterious shooting at Domino High School, Jounouchi is left with a severe case of amnesia. But the blond isn't out of the clear yet and... what happens when the only one this empty-headed teen trusts, just happens to be Seto Kaiba?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,007 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 6/23/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Blood Matters by BloodyRedQueen reviews
When Dark Secrets come to Light, Harry is forced to re-examine everything he thought previously and learns that blood does matter. Warning for Dumbledore, Molly. Ginny, Hermione and Ron bashing . Warnings: Slash, extreme AU and OCCness Features sick!Harry in the beginning!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,607 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 3,959 - Follows: 4,741 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sirius B., Draco M.
Letters to Bakura by Moonlight Vampiress reviews
Can you trust that your friends want you to be happy? Can you trust that they are looking out for you? What if someone tells you that they are lying to you? What if you already have a feeling they are? Would you still want to know the truth?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,016 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Yami Bakura, Yūgi M.
His Heir by TenshiBabe reviews
Riddle knows what he wants; he just needs a certain someone to get it…MPREG warning
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,903 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ron W., Draco M.
Secret lovers by Sasoriforeva reviews
Harry cant take being abused and used anymore so he runs away into the arms of the dark lord...Maybe future mPreg Dumbles bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Per Tempus Discamus Amoris by greenisacolorto reviews
When a misread spell sends Harry plummeting through time, where else would he end up but in the childhood of his worst enemy? HP/TR/LV Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 149,488 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 3,133 - Follows: 4,040 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Got'cha! by Shamise reviews
Demons and fluff and crack, oh my! Yugi was just barely getting by day by day, and then Lady Luck decided to make it all worse by sicking a very...interesting demon after him.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Bound by vincehighwind reviews
After a meeting at the docks one night, the Joker takes something that will change things forever. Joker looks like he does in DK, but Bruce is a bit younger in this fic. AU,Yaoi,Lemon,Dom/Sub,Seme!Joker,OC,and Harley Quinn bashing! There will also be a character death later on.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,727 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/9/2009 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker] - Complete
Don't be afraid yamixyugi by catrod1992 reviews
Yugi has a fear of vampires.And one day he is kidnapped by a vampire. How feel yugi fears turn into love sorry it s a sucky summary but the story is good
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 71,343 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Haunted Attic by catrod1992 reviews
Yugi has a rare gift he can see those who has left this world, when moving into his Grandfather house he gets a strange feeling when he goes into the attic. I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,442 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
The Snake King's Temple by shadowrealm818 reviews
AU: Yugi and his two best friends go to Egypt with Yugi's grandfather on a dig. They are looking for 'The Snake King's Temple', said to have been swallowed up by the desert itself or destroyed. While Yugi and his friends are looking around and admiring the landscape, they never notice three pairs of eyes watching them. AtemuxYamixYugi, AkefiaxBakuraxRyou, MalikxMarikxMariku.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 72,206 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Atem, Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Moonstruck by Ididntdoit07 reviews
After escaping Arkham, the Joker loses his memory. Bruce Wayne takes the Joker into his own confinement, where the two learn they are not so different and the story unfolds as the cat and mouse are caught in a trap neither of them can forget.Slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,701 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Courting Letters by Kat100666 reviews
Harry is receiving love letters from a hawk messenger and now he's falling for some one he does not know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,264 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 2,921 - Follows: 3,558 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Red Thread by Tyi-Maxwell reviews
What if Harry was not the boy who lived? Would Harry's life have been better or worse? Is destiny something that exists? Or has it always been power that controls these fates? In that case who has the power? Story is Tom/Harry slash don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,016 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Into the ancient past by catrod1992 reviews
Yugi has been given weekend homework. He has to write an essay about the culture of ancient Egypt.When he finds a lonely book atop of shelf he is magical transported the Egypt,not only that but ancient Egypt itself.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 40,975 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Atem, Yūgi M.
Horror Of Our Love by LeontinaStardust reviews
AU! In a world where Neville Longbottom was declared the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter grew up in a happy, loving family, but all of that changed when he met Tom Riddle. TMR/HP slash. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 178,747 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Her name is Alice by N-to the-O-to the-A reviews
When Ryou chases the strange man with rabbit ears down a hole, he ends up in a world so weird and insane. Tendershipping and random side pairings. M for smexy situatios XD
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
The Dragon and the Puppy by Junsui Yuki-Onna reviews
Joey Wheeler and Seto Kaiba have finally realized their feelings for each other. Just some of my random mind-puke haha. Rated M for language. Fluff! Yay! First puppyshipping story and first Yu-Gi-Oh story! Reviews are much appreciated! Much love.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 6/27/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
True Blood Domino City by Shadow On The Full Moon reviews
Ryou work's at a bar,waiting on vampires,Werewolves,shifters,and perverted men. Bakura Touzokou moves to town, he's cruel,rude,and a total Jerk! But never to Ryou. He's never anything but charming,nice,and protective or Ryou. Ryou doesn't mind of course.based off of True Blood. M because it was inspired by True Blood. R&R PLZ!SxJ RxB MxM
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
The Riddle of the Puzzle by DarkAvenger69 reviews
Au...Yugi and his friends get set back to ancient Egypt..A curse, a destiny...What's going to happen?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
My Fate Placed in Your Hands by kinginryu reviews
Harry was abandoned at an orphanage while he's there, he meets Tom. Eventually they fall in love and Tom is aiming to be Dark Lord. Follow them. Intelligent! Dark! Harry. TR x HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,311 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Seeing, Believing, Dreaming, Deceiving by blackdragonsghost reviews
Multi-chaptered fic based off of Hell's Ice Heaven's Fire's short fic "Pain". When the Order of the Phoenix turns against Harry and the young Saviour is losing his hold on sanity, he seeks the aid of the one person who has been there all his life: Tom Riddle. Slash. See inside for full warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,889 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Hitzuzen by SangNoire-and-Tenshi reviews
Ryou always thought there was only one spirit in the Ring. But after the Ring comes back after Duelist Kingdom, he is proven wrong... Semi AU, manga timeline. Gemshipping, onesided Tender and Sickle. Rated for swearing, smut, noncon and mindfuckery
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,313 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - R. Bakura, Thief Bakura
Of Broken Steel by The Adorable Joker reviews
When Batman finds the Joker bleeding and drugged up in an ally way he does the only things that seems natural to him, finds him help.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,960 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Bruce W., Joker - Complete
Seven Red Roses in a Day by Paisley Prickle reviews
Out of the entire wizarding world, If there was anyone who hated Valentines Day the most, it would have to be Harry potter. But when a secret admirer begins sending him love filled roses, will Harry finally realize that it's not the holiday that's the most important. pfft. two-fic, and rated M for SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Secrets by Goldeneyedangel reviews
SLAVE SLASH Hotch and Gideon have kept a secret from the team. Only now does it come back and bite them. Hotch slave.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
A Business Plan by Willowsnake reviews
Sequel to My Fair Puppy. Taking place about a week later, Seto and Joey find themselves partnered up for another school project...for Economics. They need to create a business! Seto's not too happy with the idea, but can Joey change his mind? REVISED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,192 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Chicago Lovin' Tales by localand91 reviews
Reid gets shipped off to his aunt's house by social services after Diana has a breakdown. Once he arrives in Chicago he has to face a new world full of new people and a new school. In the mix of the crazy he meets Aaron. Dedicated to PhookaUpsidedown.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,785 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Speechless by Faith Valconbridge reviews
Sequel to 'Irrisitible'- need to read first- It's Akihiko's birthday and Misaki makes the effort to give him lots of 'attention', their time is cut short by an annoyed Takahiro as he attempts to give Misaki, 'The Talk'. Complete story moved to my Website - See Profile
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Secret Pleasures by MockingSnitch reviews
Misaki loves reading BL novels, but he can't let Usagi-san know. For if he did, well... you'll see.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Pup's Black Knight by Fangirl4ver reviews
JoeyXSeto pairing, yoia. Joey had no life outside of his fathers abuse and work. What happens when he gets ganged up? Will he be saved by a handsome young vampire hell ya! Can he teach him to live again and give him what he wants? Or he return home? O.O
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Paranormal State Prison by BadBlackCatXV reviews
A young tri-colored hair boy has been accused of beating/killing his foster father and is sentence to life in prison. Except this prison is the very same one he was born in, but it is full of demons.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,349 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Yami Yūgi, Atem
You Serious? by Mistress Taru reviews
Joker is holding hostages so he can have sex with Batman. But their feelings complicate things. NOT movieverse Rated for a reason Dis. I do not own Batman
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,546 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Child of mine by aleushadrake reviews
Jou is forced to adopt his godson who is deeply troubled, these troubles so happen to be things that Kaiba is quite familiar with.given time to get to know eachother they find they can get along whilst caring for the boy but what about after bedtime?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
The Long and Winding Road by ShelLaura reviews
Hotch/Reid slash. Hotch and Reid are lovers on a killing spree. Unsub!Reid and Unsub!Hotch
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Bittersweet is my Nightmare by dead-voodoo-doll reviews
He thought being stuck in an odd world of darkness was scary enough. Until an old number comes back out for revenge in the form of Astral's sweet body. Yaoi! Two-shot Astral/Black Mist rape fic! Rated M for obvious reasons
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Astral, Black Mist
Son of a Pharaoh by BadBlackCatXV reviews
At the age of six Yugi woke up in an alleyway, not knowing were he was, the only thing he new was that he was alone or so he though, he found, some of the other kids, Seto his cousin, Ryou, and Malik. Yami X Atem, Bakura X Marik, Seth X Joey, Yugi X Heba."Father" *Being this continued for a while it is be fixed and remade the right now it is not working out at the moment
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Diabound by N-to the-O-to the-A reviews
He said that he would stay with the small Egyptian forever, guess you can't have two Ka inside you at once
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Thief Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Open up your eyes by N-to the-O-to the-A reviews
After Bakura was destroyed, Ryou is trying to live on, only he finds a small child on his doorsteps
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
The Switching Stones by Reigning Beauty reviews
Jounouchi Katsuya and Kaiba Seto fight like cat in dog, but in a past life, they were lovers. What happens when their past selves end up inhabiting their present bodies? They end up in some weird situations. But will this bring the two boys closer?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,970 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Private Lesson by Bianca Castafarina reviews
Tintin/Haddock SLASH, High school AU. 18 year old student Tintin attempts to seduce his history teacher Professor Haddock.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
The Orphan by BlackBeautyQueen33 reviews
Yugi was kicked out of his house for being gay and ending up pregnant. All Yugi wants is to feel like he's loved. He doesn't get that feeling until he meets Yami Sennen. Yaoi! M!Preg. Don't like, Don't Read. If you like then please review!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,687 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Bianca Castafarina reviews
Tintin/Haddock SLASH, dub-con. One night Tintin gets really drunk and the Captain tries to put him to bed and absolutely nothing more. But Tintin is extremely clingy and hard to resist...
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Fixation by Jin-Chan16 reviews
I was bored, that's all there was to it. I didn't ask for him, I could've done everything all on my own. I was fine with cynical, with bored. Why'd he have to show up and be my new addiction, my new fixation. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Just Let Me Burn by N-to the-O-to the-A reviews
Not the best place to find something so pure but Bakura did. And now he has to keep him out of his enimies grasp. AU sorta. TENDERSHIPPING. M eventualy for smut... :3
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,589 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Truth or Dare by InsaneEvilLittleEmmy reviews
An Never ending Truth or dare game between the Yugi cast and Me and Myfalsetruth, though we;ll be added later.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
I Know You Love Me by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Haddock x Tintin. Romance, Drama. Rated for sexytime. Fill to Amnesia prompt on the kinkmeme. Tintin gets a knock to the head that finally does some damage and he wakes up with no memory...but he knows this bristly, dark-haired man means a lot to him.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Trick Or Treat by Hailie Kingsley reviews
How can Kaiba hate Halloween when Jou is such a convincing vampire? Slash.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/16/2012 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Candy From A Stranger by WannabeCoffeeshop reviews
It's been too long. It feals so wrong. Danger! my brain screamed at me. It's candy from a stranger Necroshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik
You Found Me by SanguisRubeus reviews
Ryou works at a hotel with Malik, Yugi, Shizuka, Jou and their friend Kira. What happens when the owners of the hotel send their sons to check out how it is doing? Well you get six rich boys not knowing what hit them. BakuraxRyou and so many more.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Inner Demons by Snafoo Kazoo reviews
Ryou and Malik have the same problem - unwelcome evil spirits possessing them. They do say misery loves company... - Rated for dark themes and future intense chapters. MalikxRyou, other pairings on the side. Hold the pickles.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2011 - R. Bakura, Marik I.
The Handsome Man With The Perverted Hands xxxoxxx by animeloverxxxx reviews
misaki wants to show his love but has the strangest ways of going about it
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Misaki Takes the Floor by paintedbright reviews
Usagi-san is, as usual, teasing a blushing, spazzing Misaki, but suddenly Usagi-san loses his confidence? UsagixMisaki- Yaoi, BL
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Sir, I love you by FelixFox reviews
Joey despises his new substitute teacher and wants nothing to do with him...but what happens when he finds out a little secret of his that brings them closer than ever before?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Dogsitter by Lily272 reviews
Seto comes back after 10 Years in Europe with a Dog called Mutt and finds Joey on the street. To help him he offers him a Job as his new Dogsitter and lets him live with him.*rewrite* With a birthday surprise for Seto.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,744 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba] - Complete
Penelope's Outrageous Halloween Extravaganza by ihli reviews
It's party time, Garcia style! Reid and Hotch aren't so thrilled. Will they find a way to have fun? Slash!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,281 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Better Than Sleeping Pills by Julia Crow reviews
Misaki can't sleep, but Usagi-san knows something that can help him. Rated M for a reason perverts :D
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by ShutUpAndWrite reviews
All Jounouchi wants is to get his hands on Seto Kaiba. One problem; everyone knows that Kaiba hates the mutt. When Jou secretly starts living in the staff kitchens of the Kaiba Corp building, things could become interesting. Rated M for later chapters!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,862 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Reality TV by ihli reviews
Someone is forcing pairs of homophobic men to perform gay acts on camera or die. The unsub abducts Spencer Reid and Aaron Hotchner for his show. Hotch and Reid will come face to face with their dreams in a situation that is a nightmare Slash!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,895 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
The First Time by Okikage reviews
Keyshipping smut. So very PWP
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Astral, Yuma T. - Complete
Working for Seto Kaiba by lalaworld reviews
Joey damaged Seto's limousine and now he has to pay it back. The blonde was left no choice but to work for Seto. Joey will soon find out that this nightmare may not be so bad after all. WARNING: YAOI! JOUNOUCHI X SETO. LEMON ON LATER CHAPTERS!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
To Belong, To Be Lost by rastarabbit reviews
Jack Ramsey will one day become the Joker, but for now is just the new kid at Bruce Wayne's high school, and their friendship turns to something more. Mature themes.We are now in the second part of the story with Joker/Batman. I own none of the characters
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 85,530 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Kaiba's New Assistant by Usearki reviews
Jonouchi and Kaiba finally figure out that they like each other, but the school principal thinks they are fighting. After being told to spend the day together, how will things change for them? Jou/Kaiba
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,664 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
All Grown up by Faith Valconbridge reviews
"Oh... Oh, God! Usagi-san." The voice sent shivers down his spine and open mouthed kisses were planted on his neck, a breathless voice whispered seductively into his ear. "I want to make a mess of you, I think- I think it's your turn."-Seme Misaki alert. Complete story moved to my Website - See Profile
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Let's Hear it for the Boy by LilFerret79 reviews
It didn't seem fair, making a sixteen year old kid leave school to get a job, but that's exactly what had happened. NC17/Adult. Warnings: Graphic Sex, Language. AU. No copyright infringement intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,775 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
No Matter What by Yunagirl07 reviews
Jonouchi Katsuya takes a trip back to his old hometown for his high school reunion to get away from his boss and the stressful life as a best-selling author. He hopes this vacation will be more interesting than his everyday life in America.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,170 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Controlling Puppy by redhaze03 reviews
Jou is beta testing a new VR game for Kaiba Corp. That's the bad thing about beta testing anything. Who knows what can go wrong! At least wrong for Jou. To a certain CEO, this could be the chance of a lifetime. E. Hypnosis, yaoi, NC-17.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,628 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 8/24/2008 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Family of Dragons by Kaiba is WHAT Productions reviews
10 years down the road. Kaiba adopted 6 years old Kisara. Jounouchi has a pair of twin sons. One fine day, they meet again... BL KaibaxJou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 225,641 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/22/2004 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Brother's Be Damned by BlackBeautyQueen33 reviews
Yugi knew it was wrong. Yami knew it was wrong. But they did it anyway. yaoi, incest. Don't like, don't read.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,689 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Dogs Fight With Cats by Angel Dove1 reviews
Seto's life turned dramatically worst. He wakes up during a capnap in his office and finds that he was transformed into a kitten. Now he has to find help somehow. Jou picks him up, but will he be willing and able to help the lonely, heartbroken CEO? M/M
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,037 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Turning Tables by Cyranothe2nd reviews
"It's time for Batsy to take his medicine." Joker drugs Batman, with some interesting results. B/J slash, hard NC-17 rating for sex, violence and language. Mind the warnings and the rating.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Choices by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Unsub kidnaps Hotch and Reid. They have to have sex to get out of there in one piece. Non-Con Bottom!Hotch
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/11/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Puppy Treats by theallpowerfullme reviews
puppyshipping, Yami/Hikari. Katsuya has been turned into a puppy, thanks to Mokuba. Now living with the teen as a puppy he tries to get himself turned back while fighting being treated as a dog by Seto!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,917 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
It's Not My Fault They Were On the Floor by djlee6 reviews
stein is feeling a strange urge to get closer to chrona, but he doesn't know why. he finally decides to go visit chrona's room only to run into a bit of trouble. BOYchrona...yaoi
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Crona, Franken Stein - Complete
So Awkward yet So Right by Itazuk reviews
Astral asks Yuma what 'love' truly is. Who knew an awkward teaching of what human reproduction is could turn the tables. Keyshipping smut. Very much PWP.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/23/2011 - [Yuma T., Astral] - Complete
Tempt Me by Zozabelle reviews
"...I find it hard to believe that something you cannot see could harm even your very soul." "You'd be surprised, Master. Temptations are tricky..." SebastianxCiel Very Citrus-y
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Marik & Bakura Go To Censored Town by Little Kuriboh reviews
Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,969 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
My Fair Puppy by Willowsnake reviews
It's the day before Spring Break and Joey can't wait for some fun in the sun. But his dreams come crashing down when a school project not only winds up making him stay at the home of his worst enemy, but also his biggest crush...Seto Kaiba! REVISED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,647 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
14 Days of Love by winter-effervescence reviews
When Hotch asks Garcia to cause some mischief in the workplace leading up to Valentine's Day she takes her task very seriously causing quite some commotion. Pre-existing H/R relationship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,933 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Crossfire by Amazanda reviews
Slash: Hotch/Reid: The beginning has to start from somewhere. When Hotch looked at Reid, his eyes were opened to the truth around him. Watch as these two agents make it through the first season.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,895 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Schitzophrenic Conversations by mysticwryter reviews
"...Physician to my love, unhappy that his prescriptions are not kept..." Sonnet 147 W. Shakespeare . Joker pays a visit to the doctor.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
I Want Your Bad Romance by HelainaBlake reviews
Spencer Reid's been wanting something for a long time, and when someone throws 'Bad Romance' into the mix, he finally takes control and takes what he wants: Aaron Hotchner. Rated M for a reason!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Ianto Jones' Diary by torchwoodfour reviews
Ch 50. This is Torchwood, Jack & life through Ianto's eyes, from the beginning, the Battle of Canary Wharf. After life, after death, there is time to just be and remember to: Breathe While You’re Able.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,046 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
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Tell me do I have a meaning reviews
Atem wonders if he is fit to be Pharaoh of Egypt and if he will fail as ruler of his beloved country.Maybe a small child like teen can show him the path he was made for or be blamed for the distortion of Egypt?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,640 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Atem, Yūgi M.
Love is here to Kill me Again! reviews
Trouble is back! How will Ryou deal with this and what do Ryou and trouble have in mind for his friends? This is a sequel to Love is here to kill me. I know what an awesome sequel name!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Love is here to kill me reviews
Ryou is a quiet, kept to himself boy. Bakura is a controlling sexy boy who likes to bully Ryou but soon the bullying stops completely and Bakura wants to protect Ryou from everything. Scerects are revelled and soon paths cross into one others lives
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,651 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete