Author has written 3 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh.
Why Hello amazing people what brings you to this lovely profile?
My name is Millie.
hair: short and brown...so dull
Eyes: Hazel but with green and a bit of red
Sexuality: Bisexual aka can stick my hand down somebodies pants
and be happy with what I find lol ( You Don't like it and I don't care!)
Realtionship: I am with the love of my life, I love her dearly!
Also I am not afraid of who I choose to kiss and love. I am proud! (Dont like who I love...then get the hell off my page!!)
INFO:I will be honest I am a very open mind person on subjects and sexuality
My display name says it all I am completely random except i am 17 instead of 13...LOL
Music is my life I can not live with out it, i love every kind of music though rock,scremo and punk are my favorites.
I love to talk about random thing and will talk to anybody about anything.
so if you want to talk email me on here.
I love to write for some strange odd reason,i have been writing since I could pick up my pencil. My stories are weird and a bit different but a good different...i think...
I also love psychology and plan to be a psychologist..I want to be Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds!!!
Hanging with friends
Being with my love
being weird crazy, random XD
I also love yaoi and yuri!!!!!!
people who can't stand LGBT people (me: Grow up!)
and also people who think its fun to bully and pick on people...(Really F off)
Hello, if you are looking for any of my lemon stories, such as "Ryou... Why are you in a dress?", then I hate to tell you that they have been removed from this site due to the new fiction MA rule. Unfortunatly, the story "Ryou... Why are you in a dress" was removed, and Ihave no backup for it, so it is gone forever. I have posted "Light and Dark do not Mix" on my deviantart account, and you can continue to read any lemons that my perverted mind comes up with over there. dellkitty.deviantart.com
It pains me that my beloved fanfiction.net has made this new rule, but I suppose the only thing I can do is start a petition to save the MA rating. So please, copy and paste the folloeing list onto your profile and add your name to the list. lso, if you wish to add your name to this list on my profile, please PM me saying so.
Psudocode_Samurai Rocketman1728 dracohalo117 VFSNAKE Agato the Venom Host Jay Frost SamCrow Blood Brandy Dusk666 Hisea Ori The Dark Graven BlackRevenant Lord Orion Salazar Black Sakusha Saelbu Horocrux socras01 Kumo no Makoto Biskoff Korraganitar the NightShadow NightInk Lazruth ragnrock kyuubi SpiritWriterXXX Ace6151 FleeingReality Harufu Exiled crow Slifer1988 Dee Laynter Angeldoctor Final Black Getsuga ZamielRaizunto Fenris187 blood enraged arashiXnoXkami Masane Amaha's King Blueexorist Nero Angelo Sparda Konoha's Nightmare renjiyamato Nara110 Psudocode_Samurai Rocketman1728 dracohalo117 VFSNAKE Agato the Venom Host Sakusha Saelbu Exiled crow Mystic 6 tailed Naruto ElementalMaster16 Dark Vizard447 Darth Void Sage of the Force Shiso no Kitsune The Sinful Kage640 Ihateheroes swords of twilight Kyuubi16 darthkamon narutodragon bunji the wolf Cjonwalrus Killjoy3000 blueexorist White Whiskey Ying the Nine Tail Fox Gin of the wicked smile tstoldt The wolf god Fenri JazzyJ09 sleepers4u The Unknown 007 Gallantmon228 MKTerra Gunbladez19 Forgottenkami RHatch89 SoulKingonCrack Dreadman75 Knives91 The Lemon Sage Dark Spidey VioletTragedies Eon The Cat of Shadows kazikamikaze24 animegamemaster6 LLOYDROCKS demented-squirrel swords of dawn The Immoral Flame blueexorist Challenger Shywhitefox drp83 Bethrezen Dragon6 bellxross unweymexicano The First Kitsukage kingdom219 brown phantom littleking9512 kurokamiDG Auumaan FrancineBlossom BDG420 Her Dark Poet bloodrosepsycho Shen an Calhar NarutoMasterSage4040 Masamune X23 Kuromoki Sliver Lynx devilzxknight86 Unis Crimson Zero X Limit SinX. Retribution reven228 JAKdaRIPPER Third Fang IRAssault Grumpywinter absolutezero001 Single Silver Eye animekingmike Daniel Lynx zerohour20xx arturus Iseal Silvdra-Zero YoukoTaichou Leonineus Aragon Potter Kur0Kishi ruto-kun-nata-chan Raptorcloak Little Kuriboh Yami-The-Dark Angelucie Randomismyname13
You say BABY PINK
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
P.S., this poem touched my heart and soul, please don't laugh or make fun of it, if you think this is funny then I damn your soul to hell and back!
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen.
I cannot see,
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My parents so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My parents aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the far wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
with unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
If you are against child abuse put this poem on your profile!
To everyone who complains about spellings...TAKE THIS:
Child abuse is wrong and sick if u r one of the few people willing to stand up for the people that cannot do it them selfs then copy and paste this onto your profile.
Subject: a rape story Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 15:55:38 1000
You are one fucking sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if this dosent touch you because this is just wrong. read this. its disgusting
Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend He pats the seat in the middle; i sit Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends
"Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his Their breathe spirts weep "Daddy you know i do; what is it?" He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps
His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong! They look at one another; nod; something planned
I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers "Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again But there grip is to strong for weak me I look at both; and ask, who are these men?
His fingers going up me; pulling away His friend leans forward; a kiss? Why? His toungue moving mine; my eyes squint Lean back and away; "Why are you doing this?"
No answer, i feel the pain inside me; him Chucks the quilt on the floor; me to I try and scamper away, but im not fast "O Daddy please, i love you"
His friend; pulling at my nightie And my Dad pulling my pants down His friend pinning my hands to the floor As my Dad lies himself on the ground
I squirm; as Daddy friend pulls me up And places me ontop of Daddy; thrusts within I cry; i bite; i scratch; i slap; i fail "O Daddy please you win you win!"
I can feel my skin rip; my virginity breaking free I can feel the blood seep down my leg "Daddy your hurting me please" I plead to him and his friend; not even a beg
Daddys laughing; why does he laugh? His friend shoves himself in my mouth and moans Tieing my hands togather; moving in and out "Ride me Jessy" He laughs and groans
They smile at one another; laugh to They roll me over and spread me wide wel My daddy sits on my face; himself in again While his friend talks and pushes himself inside
I can hardly breathe; i gag for air I cough and splutter; cry and weep I beg and plead; but its no use Theyve already made me hurt and bleed
I stare into his eyes; that look upon me This is not my Dad; where is he? If he was still here; would he care Would he actually even; see?
Finally they get of and lie me on the sofa My cheeks blouchy from tears and pain They play with them selfs; all over me Rub it in; making me feel the shame
"Why Daddy? Please tell me why?" Dad looks at his friend; and waves him away "Jessy i love you" he smiles and kisses my cheek "Is that all you have in your heart to say?"
He puts my nightie on me I walks me to my bedroom door Ever since that night; His friend And himself every Friday come back for more
"Night sweet Girl; You are my life" Closing the door, tears still down my face Still the smell of him and his friend Fade into me like disgrace
I watch the Moon go down; the sun come up "Jessy its school" Knocking at my door I cant help but cry; weep in pain Because im so scared he wanted more
But one night daddy took it too far Daddy and his friend came back for one last shot They were worried they would get caught So he and his friend took me to a cemetary lot
I was blindfolded and my hands were tied back "Daddy please! Not tonight!" Daddy and his friend both had their last fun After that i tried to put up a fight
I begged daddy "Please no more!" All he could say "Shut up you stupid whore!" Daddy unblindfolded me at last He said I love you so much
He went back into the car and pulled out a bat "Daddy I swear I wont say a thing!" I was dead After only one swing...
Please if you care for all the children and women who have been raped repost this bulletin with the Headline "A Rape Story"
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
(If you could read that put it in your profile)
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever... The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS
normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
normal people: Say "OMG!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"
normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Bakura's steak and blame on you!"
normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly. Yu-Gi-Oh fans:Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.
normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME MARIK!"
normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.
normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.
normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters and that you will be fine.
normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.
normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it was even in the Egyptian past.
normal people: Think little people are stupid. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.
normal people: Would never go to an orphanage. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.
normal people: Think Egypt is stupid. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Bakura are there!
normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might run out of money. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.
normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game. If you are a YuGiOh fan, then put this on your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile. If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile. If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile! If you think Bakura's the reincarnation of a sex god, copy this to your profile/signature! If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you love yaoi, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Atem left Yugi and his friends, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this on your profile If you’re an emo, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm an anime watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (I do that for more than five minutes) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are so obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character were real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, Gossip Girl or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you've watched Yugioh Abridged by Little Kuriboh, copy and paste this to your profile If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you’re on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you think Duke Devlin's theme songs plays every time he walks copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile! If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you’re a Yami Bakura/Ryou Bakura fangirl copy and paste this on your profile If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.
If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
If your friends are as weird and maybe(if possible) weirder then you then copy this onto your profile.
17 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"
16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"
17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this
If you think everyone is out to get you, copy this into your profile.
If you think animal cruelty is wrong, copy this into your profile.
If you're insane and damn proud of it, copy this into your profile.
My own copy and paste-
If you want Lizzy to fuck off and leave Sebastian and Ciel alone so they can be a couple, copy and paste on your profile.
If you love SebastianxCiel so much that you get a noesbleed everytime you see them in a room alone, copy and paste this on your profile.
QUESTIONS I WILL APPARENTLY NEVER FIND ANSWERS TO:
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do they call it a TV set if you only get one?
Should fat people go skinny dipping?
Do the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle have the same tune?
Why did you just sing the songs above?
Why do doctors leave the room when you strip- they're going to see you naked anyway?
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Can you cry under water?
How come people say 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up and cry every 2 hours?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If vegetable oil made from veggies and oil, what is baby oil made of?
How come Pluto has to be on all fours when Goofy can stand on 2 legs? They're both dogs!
Why does my hairdryer have a tag that says "do not use in the shower"?
If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about it?
Do penguins have knees?
Why do toasters have a setting to burn it terribly black which no decent person would eat?
What if a fat chicken layed eggs? They would sit on them, right?
Why do dogs get mad when you blow in their face and then they stick their head out the window in a car?
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Why do people say "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?