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The Plan - OUTTAKES
by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19578 - Favs: 6,493 - Follows: 4,433 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 3,665 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Holds Barred
by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2674 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 4,087 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hardcover Paranormal Romance
by badjujube reviews
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by archer24 reviews
Edward is a writer in search of inspiration for his next set of novels. It's only when he meets a bounty hunter by the name of Bella that he finds it. Determined to make her his muse, he decides to follow her around...whether she likes it or not. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward
Smoky Rooms & Hardwood Floors
by busymommy reviews
Top 10 Judge's Choice, Pick a Pic Challenge: After a series of wrong turns in life, Jazz is a musician on the verge of a 2nd chance; Alice is trying to re-find the person she once was. A lonely night, a corner bar-can they let the past go?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S, 1st Place Pop/Judges Beyond the Pale 2 Contest. ***Please see warning before reading.*** Stalker, murderer, and psychopath, Edward Cullen has his sights set on his next victim, Bella Swan. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 91 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Edward - Complete
by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death
by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 451 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vague Summaries & FanFiction Cliches
by jesicka309 reviews
Vague Summary. Eyebrow Raise. Mild Interest. Spelling Mistake. Flounce. A crackfic about Twilight fandom clichés. Will my Mary-Sue be perfect, get Edward, and have fantastic sex? Of course!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward
by SuddenlySandi reviews
Bella is a unique girl, to say the least, and meets Edward when he needs to learn a different way to live. She helps him look at the world in a whole new way and find true love. SDFreeze Story AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,291 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee
by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Practice of Love
by belladonnacullen reviews
When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 342,824 - Reviews: 4560 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Plastic Castle
by Lawn Girl reviews
Even the best built castles sometimes fall. In a coffee shop, in a city...two people struggle to remember how to put those pieces back together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,171 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion
by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
by wtvoc reviews
He said "always". She wasn't so sure. All-human. M for language. All the usual angst applies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by vix2020 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl
by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 4,057 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play
by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by The Only Pancake reviews
The Cullen kids are stuck at home on a sunny day. When Jasper is away, Edward and Alice decide to play. Come see chess done the vampire way. -- A lemony fic written for voldemortperfumes. A/E, clearly. You know you want to read it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas: The Trip Home Outtake
by mskathy reviews
The lovely and talented NaughtypastryChef and I are wrote this for The First Annual jandco and wtvoc “A Very Cullen Christmas” Collaboration Contest! A Christmas trip gets a little heated. ExBxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
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But Not Tonight a Depeche Mode Twilight Song Challenge
I suppose we were both Love Thieves. For him it was A Question Of Lust. For me he was the Sweetest Perfection. E/B. A short story created with Depeche Mode song titles (an old challenge – but a fun one)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She never thought that deciding to go to university in Europe could lead to this. This wasn't the naughty story of the week or the month. This was going to be the naughty story of her life. AH 3some E/B/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Letters to the Federation of Unionized Cocks FUC reviews
Dear FUC, The cock-blocking asshole I'm attached to hasn't let me get near a vagina in over 100 years! Isn't there a limit that straight non-priests can go without letting their cock at some pussy? Sincerely The Virgin Cock attached to Ednonfuck Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Edward - Complete
Little Red Light reviews
Bella wanted an adventure. She needed an escape from her daily routine, however the image in front of her was just too sexy to be her. She couldn't deny it, though. She did look sexy. Wanton even. A little AH O/S for my ladies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ma petite truffe au chocolat reviews
On dit que seules les femmes apprécient vraiment le chocolat. J'aurais tendance à ne pas être d'accord avec cette affirmation. Bella m'avait transformé en chocalcholic. Traduction/révisio: Elizabeth Mary Masen, LaMomo, et Unimaginative Olena
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
My Little Chocolate Truffle reviews
They say that only women truly appreciate fine chocolate; that they are the chocoholics. I am inclined to disagree. Bella had made me into a chocoholic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
This is my entry for The Pineapple Awards – The Best of the Worst Lemons. The goal is to write a bad/ridiculous/unsexy lemon. This is my ridiculousness. It may have a high gross-out factor . . . or not . . . I guess it depends on your taste in fics.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Tyler, Lauren - Complete
Emerald Tempest reviews
Bella's experience as she is consumed by all that is Edward. Set to the song Requiem for a Dream Remix by doryangraimusic. Entry for the TFFA FanFiction in Motion contest. O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete