Author has written 5 stories for Vampire Academy, and NCIS.
My name is Jaimie.
I am extremely crazy (but in a good way),I have the bestest besties in the world, I am 14 going on 15 this year, I eat allot but never grow fat, I am vertically challenged, Am quick to laugh at a joke and I lived in china for four years. i just recently moved back to the land of the crazy people (australia)
My grammar and spelling is not that good, so be warned.
My favorite books are (in order)
Harry Potter, Vampire Academy and ... well I like a lot of books these are just the best (so far).
And ... well thats all i can think of for now.
sometime i try to be normal, but it gets boring so i go back to being me.
your just jealous cus the voices only talk to me.
friend: will bail you out of jail
best friend: will be siting in the cell next to you saying "lets do that again!" (we where in jail for dancing like drunken hobos in new york times square)
are you aware that australians cant say water properly we say wader~true story
try saying irish wrist watch at a normal speed ~ impossible ~ if you can then you are not saying it fast enough or you are my hero
OMG jaimie what's wrong - "SOB" my pet rock died today
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
any one else really want to get wasted in Vegas, cus i sure do
OMG SPRIT BOUND WHY CAN LAST SACRIFICE COME OUT FASTER
i am the type of girl who watches toy story 3 and crys.
Ok, i just got an invite to a birthday party... i just cant work out who's birthday it is...
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (Yup, it's happened WAY too much)
If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (I visit all the time on weekday's and sometimes on Saturday's)
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.
~'You're burned into my mind forever. There is nothing, nothing in this world that will ever change that.' ~Dimitri Belikov
~'No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco.' ~Rose Hathaway
~'Wild and disrespectful? Who the hell are you anyway? Outsourced help?' ~Rose Hathaway
~'I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.' ~Rose Hathaway
~'My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect.' ~Adrian Ivashkov
~'Oh look at that! Rose gets rendered speechless. Ashford 1, Hathaway 0.' ~Mason Ashford
~'I fought against her, trying to mount some kind of defense, but it was like fighting Dimitri on crack.' ~Rose Hathaway
~'Aw, you’d never hurt me. My face is too pretty.' Adrian Ivashkov
~'People who are crazy rarely question whether they’re crazy.' ~Adrian Ivashkov
~'I heard you both say you’d rather die than become a monster like that.' ~Lissa Dragomir
~'I realized how much you meant to me. It changed everything… And it became useless to try to act like I could ever put any Moroi life above yours.' ~Dimitri Belikov
~'I crossed my arms over my chest. "Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus." A pink flush spread over her cheeks. "Don't you ever touch me again. You screw with me, I'll screw you right back." Oh man, what an opening that was.' ~Mia Rinaldi/Rose Hathaway
~'You put on a good face, and most of the time you do stay in control. But sometimes you can´t. And sometimes… Sometimes you don´t want to.' ~Rose Hathaway
Rose- "I need to get off the resort's property. They got Mia to use compulsion on the guards. I need you to do the same thing. I know you've practised it." Christian- "I have. But...well...I'm not very good at it. And doing it on dhampirs is nearly impossible. Liss is a hundred times better than me. Or probably any Moroi." Rose- "I know. But I don't want her to get in trouble." Christian- "But you don't mind if I do?" Rose- "Not really." Christian- "You're a piece of work, you know that?" Rose- "Yeah. I do, actually."
Rose- "Does my house arrest mean i can't go to church?" Ms. Kirova- "I beg your pardon?" Rose- "You said that whenever I'm not in class or practice, I have to stay in the dorm. But what about church on Sundays? I don't think it's really fair to keep me away from my religious...um, needs." Ms. Kirova- "I wasn't aware you had any religious needs." Rose- "I found Jesus while I was gone." Ms. Kirova- "Isn't your mother an aheist?" Rose- "And my dad's probably Muslim. But I've moved on to my own path. You shouldn't keep me from it."
~'Not into older guys, huh?" asked Adrian once we were alone. "You're imagining things," I said. "Clearly, My stunning beauty has clouded your mind.' ~Adrian Ivashkov/Rose Hathaway
"I love pity parties. I wish I'd bought the hats." ~Christian Ozera
"I'm not jealous I'm just-" "-feeling insecure over the fact that your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a rich and reasonably cute guy. Or, as we like to call it, jealous." ~Christian Ozera/Rose Hathaway
"You did not just say that. I have the feeling were on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other." "I already have a nickname for you, but I'll get in trouble if I say it in class." ~Christian Ozera/Rose Hathaway
"Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of." ~Christian Ozera
Im am sorry to the people who love Robert Patttinson...
97 of people would cry if Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight)
standing on top of a sky-scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3
who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" (The Copy&Paste this on your profile)
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go When she starts cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong When she ignores you, Give her your attention When she pulls away, Pull her back When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared, Protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands, Hold hers' and play with her fingers When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does When she misses you, she's hurting inside When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid Give her the world Let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
all girls copy and paste